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He thought it was just a fart, went to bed feeling “fine,” and woke up asking one question nobody wants to ask: why am I wet? That’s where our Sober Sunday starts, and somehow it only gets more unhinged from there. With clear heads and no bourbon, we still manage to hit peak Take It Deep Show chaos: tech meltdowns, brutal honesty, and the kind of story you can’t unknow once you hear it.

We also start building a new segment we actually want you to see: TID Idol, our karaoke competition idea with a guest challenger, a bucket of songs, genre picks, and the debate over whether anyone should know what they’re about to sing. We talk practical setup too: microphones, camera angles, staging, and yes, the very real temptation to turn it into a full costume spectacle.

Then we zoom out into the bigger stuff that’s clogging everyone’s feed and brain lately. We get into Afroman’s lawsuit saga and the free speech angle, riff on politics and war clips, and vent about the cost of living, gas prices, and why everything feels harder than it should. If you’ve been doomscrolling, you’ll recognize the spiral: airports, conspiracy chatter, solar storms, earthquakes, asteroids, and even how fentanyl changed the risk of “party” drugs for good.

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Chapters

01:57 - Cold Open And Sober Sunday

05:24 - Antics, Props, And Going Too Far

06:44 - Trump Clips And Cuba Talk

08:41 - Spy Jokes And Party Nicknames

08:41 - Valkyrie And Hitler Movie Takes

08:44 - Facebook And Instagram Tech Rage

10:18 - Hair Trimmer Disaster At Home

11:36 - The Shitting-The-Bed Confession

19:31 - TID Idol Karaoke Challenge Begins

21:54 - Picking Songs And Power Ballads

30:26 - Laptop Panic And Ghost Voice Moment

39:40 - Costumes, Smoke Machines, And Foam Party Trauma

40:44 - Asking For Subscriptions And Merch

44:12 - Afroman Vs Cops And Free Speech

49:01 - War Footage, ICE Airports, And Bad Vibes

55:32 - Prices, New York Politics, And No Middle Class

01:05:54 - Solar Storms, Quakes, And Asteroid Talk

01:09:56 - Fentanyl, Coke Risks, And Old Party Stories

01:13:25 - Dinner Plans, Smoked Corned Beef, And Closing

Transcript
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Don't say that word.

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We're gonna get the copyright.

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Oh yeah.

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Metal Ica.

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Fuck you, Lars.

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Yeah, those motherfuckers.

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Greedy prick.

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That's a great, great fucking intro.

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I think that's gonna be the That's the one.

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I don't know about the ending there.

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Why?

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Why?

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Because now I'm coming down.

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This brings Guns N Roses vibe to it.

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This is so 80s.

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But now I'm coming down, you know?

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What does you want to do?

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You don't want to be too hyped up like you're on fucking meth.

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Yeah, Muhammad Daddy.

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Yeah.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Okay, fine.

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Fuck me.

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That one should listen to because I like the beginning of that.

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We gotta play more with that fucking app.

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I'm gonna be sniffling the whole fucking line.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another fine episode of the Take It Deep Show.

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It's not even fun stuff.

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Happy Sunday.

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Yeah, Sunday, fun.

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Sober Sunday.

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You haven't drank?

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No.

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I'm actually He's probably not.

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He's probably hungover.

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Yeah, I've I've passed drunk and I'm getting through hungover right now.

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Now you see why things have gone so smooth.

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Just gonna throw it out there.

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Well, it's one time.

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It's one time, it's not a study.

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Yeah.

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Can we do it like for the next three episodes and see how that goes?

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You got your mouth washed upstairs.

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And then uh you can go back to drinking.

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Cut the vanilla extract.

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And of course, I was talking to I was talking to Dero about it.

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Well, of course.

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And Doreau's like, dude, it's like it's fucking great when they get hammered all the time.

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I'm like, I was like, because you're a fucking idiot too.

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Well, listen, some people love the fact that we sit on a show and we get hammered and you know we say things.

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No, that I don't give a shit about.

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It's the antics in between that kind of shuts the shit down quick.

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Because when you start throwing shit like numchucks and and Chinese stars towards a thank God that's been down.

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By the way.

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The good old frying pan.

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The gong.

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The gong is gong's coming back.

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Maybe.

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The gong.

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If we have a brunch, we're gonna cook some eggs in it.

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That's the way we're gonna use it.

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But when you start throwing Chinese stars and this guy's like, oh, that was a good one.

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That was a good one.

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She gets uh she gets hairy.

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Alright, agreed.

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Some maybe some of those things throw a little over the top.

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You know, you're kind of behaving like Trump is behaving.

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Out of control.

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I what do you mean?

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I have no argument there.

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Whatever are you talking about?

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What the fuck is going on?

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I don't know, but I guess we're gonna go to get to go to vacations in Cuba soon, huh?

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Looks that way.

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I've heard great things about it.

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Well, if they still have their 1950s type cars, I'm I'm all for it.

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Did you hear him talking to the Japanese?

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Oh, how great was that, dude.

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My God.

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Greatest all-time thing ever.

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But the worst all-time thing ever.

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Can you imagine the people that are in his you know, his circle?

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Right?

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Whatever they're getting paid, it ain't enough.

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And you hear that, and you're just like, should I say you know what?

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Nah.

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Dude, I think it was awesome that he said it.

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The warning is Japan.

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I mean, Japan knows.

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Why didn't we tell you?

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Why did you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

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You know about keeping things secret.

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Japan knows about keeping things secret.

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Did you see the video of her walking down like where they got the presidential photos and she comes to the autopen?

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No.

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And she'll she like visibly like grabs her mouth and starts laughing.

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Go on to the old, go on to the YouTube app and just share to I did already.

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The regular Facebook page?

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Yes.

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Okay.

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You think they people it doesn't matter.

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You know what?

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I I shared it from my Facebook page.

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I'll even go to the take a deep show page and share it.

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Oh, I gotta put to well then again I can't even fucking do anything anymore.

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I I don't know which take a deep show page I'm gonna be sharing it.

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I'm trying to get the through the meta business thing, I'm trying to get you onto the the Facebook page and it's it's giving me issues.

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Like I don't know what's going on.

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I just don't know.

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I've never I never dealt with any ridiculous technology like I have dealt with with fucking Facebook and Instagram.

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Anything Facebook Mark Zuckerberg, you can fucking take it deep.

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Because it's awful.

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Awful.

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Just I I even showed you, remember when it said I changed my password?

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Yeah, yeah.

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And then it says you've recently changed your password.

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I'm like, yeah, I know.

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Yeah.

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So let me in.

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Fuck.

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Nobody wants us on here, Maddie.

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No.

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We're revolutionizing the fucking podcast world.

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You think it's Masad keeping us down?

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Possibility.

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Possibility.

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Who do you think uh who do you think in our inner circles?

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Masad?

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Billy.

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Oh, he could be a plant.

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Right?

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Fun loving fucking.

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Maybe it's the assassin.

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The fun loving fucking silverback gorilla?

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That that I could believe.

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Right.

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He's totally double agent.

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You know he is.

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I wish he was listening to this right now.

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He's like, as long as I get to bang Russian hookers, I'm in.

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That's what he's doing.

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He's with Putin.

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Hanging out.

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Counting on fucking.

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I definitely.

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Definitely.

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He's he's not Massad, though.

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I can't see him doing Massad.

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He talks about Islam really uh negatively on Facebook.

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Maybe that's just, you know.

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What?

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It's part of the thing, isn't it?

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What's that?

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Be oh, throwing off the other the other guys making sure that like counterintelligence.

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No, Massad's Israel.

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No, he's not an agent, he ate Islam.

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Counterintelligence?

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Yeah.

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I can see.

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Well, Masad's Israel.

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You know how to talk about it.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Fucking.

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It don't matter.

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They run everything.

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That's the way I see it.

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Apparently.

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I I forget who I was talking to the other day that made a comment similar to our uh friend Auschwitz Orbs over here.

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Oh boy go.

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That's a rough name, man.

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That is a I mean Well when people are like Did you see how fluent that was though?

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He didn't fucking practice that.

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It's like you said, Auschwitz Orbs.

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He's definitely described me to strangers at these parties.

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It's pretty easy to say.

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I just think that's my radio.

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Say that five times.

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I'd rather not.

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Auschwitz Aubs, Auschwitz Obs, Auschwitz Orb.

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Yeah.

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You could do it.

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So bad.

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It is bad.

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He's gonna come out in a mirror now.

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There's gonna be like helicopters descending on us in like ten minutes because Yeah.

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Well Yeah, because that's the worst thing we've said on this show.

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So I was I was watching I was watching what movie.

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Well, you can't say anything about him anymore, you know?

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Valkyrie.

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Have you seen that?

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Bits and pieces of it.

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I watched it.

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It's pretty good.

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Not gonna lie.

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It was the whole uh Oh, it's the Tom Cruise one?

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Yeah, the whole assassination attempt on Hitler.

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That motherfucker survived 15 assassination attempts.

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Fifteen.

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Until they moved him to Europe till about the rest of his life?

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It was after his last assassination attempt.

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He died nine months later, or it says he committed suicide.

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I was like, that motherfucker was probably cranked up on meth coke and whatever else, and he probably OD'd.

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He was probably hanging out with one of Epstein's descendants.

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Possibility.

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He seemed like an okay, like a grumpy guy in the movie.

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You know?

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I was like, and the way they they depict him in it, I was like, yeah, now I can see why his face looks the way it does.

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He's fucking hitting that crank every day with all the other SS fucking troops.

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He looks like he's been on a bender for a week.

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Wow.

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He looked like, no joke, I was like, that's a perfect fucking example.

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You can't sleep during war, you gotta stay up.

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Oh my god.

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But whoever they had play him looked who was really at war.

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Whoever the actor was looked exactly like him.

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I know somebody else that looked exactly like him too.

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I saw a picture of it.

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Ah, Schwitz Hobbes?

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Yeah.

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It's a rumor.

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Oh, that fucking photo.

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That better not ever come out.

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That's all I know.

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The second I saw that, I shut my phone off.

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This week, you mean?

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Don't let it come out this week.

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I shut my phone off.

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I shut my signal off.

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I'm like, I cannot be detected after receiving that.

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It's pretty bad.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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You're part of it.

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All I did was send photos of the process of me shaving.

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Just a weird process that you have?

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No, it's my battery ran out.

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My razor.

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Dude, that happened to me the other day.

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Why was your hand in the air?

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Because you got a razor.

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Dude, the other day I was using my my buzzer to fucking cut my hair.

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Oh.

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And I Sorry that I'm a little cloudy.

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No booze.

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I put the fucking thing on the on the counter, which I thought was good, but it fell because I guess I put too much weight towards the end.

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So it broke, and I had half my hair trimmed with no other buzzer.

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How many appointments that day?

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It was a weekend, thank God.

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And I'm sitting there, I'm like, I'm looking for Ryder's buzzer that I bought him, real nice one.

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I was like, fuck.

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He ends up with his fucking mother's house.

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Shit.

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I'm sitting there, and this is when I I look like a mole.

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Half my head is like out the chia pet.

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And half wasn't grown for the whole day.

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I sat in the I sat in the apartment.

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I was like, I can't go out in public.

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You don't have a hat?

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It didn't matter, dude.

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They're gonna be like, oh, he must have some type of surgery underneath the other side if he's wearing a cap.

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Yeah, I got fucking neuralink done.

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So of which I told Maddie and Cavaretti I I had an incident.

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Oh, you really gotta bring it in.

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Yeah, yeah, why not?

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Sacrifice yourself for the team, bro.

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So the last time I shit myself, I had COVID.

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And that was that was bad.

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I remember that was bad.

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And I I remember fucking my stomach was killing me, and I'm like, oh, this one's just gonna be a fart.

00:11:52.830 --> 00:11:53.230
Right?

00:11:53.629 --> 00:11:57.629
When when you're awake and it happens, you're just like, you know, you start crying.

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You shit your new couch, I believe.

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Yeah.

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And you then you you ask for wet towels.

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Yeah, I mean sometimes it'll limit the damage too.

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Exactly, exactly.

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But this wasn't limited.

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You were just like, and that that noise, just all over the place.

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With clothes on.

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Mind you.

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With imagine the velocity of it coming out.

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It was it was almost like having having an infant child who you're changing the diaper on who shit up their back.

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Because I know you've had that.

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I know you've had it.

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I dude, Ryder did it, his was green.

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I was like, uh it was awful.

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So last so on um get to the armpit.

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You know, like it's on Friday night.

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My stomach wasn't feeling great, and I was I was just shitting all over the place.

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Did you have some bad sushi or something?

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I don't know, dude.

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I was trying to rethink what it was.

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And I'm like, eh, I had macaroni and cheese, and I had fucking peanut butter and jelly.

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That was it throughout the day.

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Did you make the peanut butter and jelly or did you buy a peanut butter and jelly?

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I made it.

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Why would I fuck it?

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Are you kidding me?

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Buy a peanut butter.

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First of all, it's that's not peanut butter.

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That is fucking sawdust wet.

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I'm just is whatever the type of peanut butter you're buying.

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Just click on it.

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Honestly, dude.

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I'm trying to like.

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Anyway, it's skippy fucking extra chunky because I like the extra chunky.

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He wanted to know if you're eating gas station food again.

00:13:12.670 --> 00:13:12.750
No.

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Yeah, yeah, that's kind of what it got.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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No, no, no.

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Gotta rule these things out.

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So but then I'm like, I'm laying down watching a movie.

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It's a good one.

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My stomach just starts never heard going crazy.

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Bubble nuts.

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Till the instant of where you're like, it does it, and it's almost like it shits on its own, but like you're like, oh, you squeeze, you're like, oh, I got that one.

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Close the valve, right?

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I was a fucking fountain the whole night until the end of the night where I'm like, alright, I I I'm good.

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So I decide to sleep naked.

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It was warm in the dungeon.

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I was like, fuck it, let me sleep naked.

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My stomach's bothering me, and I just had to clinch up my face.

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And I felt, but I felt great.

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I was like, this is gonna feel really nice, wrapped up in a blanket, all warm and cozy.

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Which I thought.

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I woke up the next morning.

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You're like a shitty burrito.

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What fat Neo woke up out of the water?

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No, this is when this is when Fat Neo was becoming to semi, he was coming to semi-fat Neo from shitting so much.

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So he was semi-fat Neo coming out of his cocoon.

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And I woke up the next morning.

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I'm like, why do I feel so wet?

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I'm like, what the fuck?

00:14:33.470 --> 00:14:35.149
That smell is awful.

00:14:35.389 --> 00:14:36.830
Why is the sheep coming with me?

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I pull my blanket off of me.

00:14:40.030 --> 00:14:42.830
It's one of those what's the type of material?

00:14:43.070 --> 00:14:44.990
Fucking it's a thin blanket, but it's warm.

00:14:45.230 --> 00:14:45.629
Velvet.

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The type the type you burn after this.

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Like chenille.

00:14:49.470 --> 00:14:49.790
Whatever.

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What did you decide?

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Chenille.

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Fucking shakille?

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It's a fabric.

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It's made of blankets.

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Gay.

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Okay.

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Way gay on that, Chenille.

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So I pull back the covers and I have a fucking Pollock.

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Jackson Pollock.

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Jackson Pollock on my my fucking covers.

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Then I'm like, I had to reach back reach back.

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So I was like, oh my god.

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What the fuck?

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I get up, my fucking sheets are covered, and it looked like the chunky peanut butter.

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But it was just a chunky peanut butter.

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But it smelled like 15 corpses.

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Death.

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And I got up and I just sat there and I'm like, what am I gonna do with this?

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Did you cry?

00:15:52.030 --> 00:15:52.590
Almost dead.

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Did you cry a little bit?

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Straight to the shower, hosed myself off.

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I grabbed the fucking I'm like, I can't.

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Which day was this?

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Saturday morning.

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You should have run outside like Andy Dufresne in the fucking Sawshank Redemption.

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It wasn't raining on Saturday morning.

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With a bar of soap, just yelling at the sky.

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So I went straight to the shower, hosed off, and I'm like, oh my god.

00:16:14.030 --> 00:16:14.670
Grabbed the fucking.

00:16:15.149 --> 00:16:16.670
Do you have a handheld shower head?

00:16:16.830 --> 00:16:17.950
Or is it a fixed shower head?

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Fixed shower head.

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Oh, see.

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Oh, you know you missed it.

00:16:20.269 --> 00:16:24.990
No, dude, I was uh I was burning myself with the hot water, letting it run down.

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I was in the crevices getting shit out.

00:16:27.149 --> 00:16:27.790
I'm not lying.

00:16:28.030 --> 00:16:30.670
I might have set myself on fire for a minute.

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Stop chopping roll.

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Stop chopping roll.

00:16:33.389 --> 00:16:36.750
So then I'm like, I can't put the blanket in the laundry looking like that.

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So I grabbed the blanket and I'm in the fucking shower getting all off the sheets.

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Pull the cover off the bed.

00:16:44.269 --> 00:16:47.230
So you do you have the bed put together, back put back together again?

00:16:47.310 --> 00:16:48.269
Oh, I cleaned everything.

00:16:48.430 --> 00:16:48.670
Okay.

00:16:48.990 --> 00:16:50.990
Do you like nuzzle up to the brown spot now?

00:16:51.230 --> 00:16:51.550
No.

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No.

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It's not clean.

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Good thing is, no, dude, it didn't bleed through.

00:16:57.310 --> 00:17:02.110
I have one of those uh the memory foam mattresses that have like the thick cover on it.

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You know what I'm talking about?

00:17:03.470 --> 00:17:05.069
Well, you have pink eye by the end of the week.

00:17:05.309 --> 00:17:06.109
Ah, it doesn't matter.

00:17:06.190 --> 00:17:06.269
Yeah.

00:17:06.349 --> 00:17:08.430
It's fucking conjunctivitis, no big deal.

00:17:08.589 --> 00:17:09.949
It'll go away.

00:17:11.149 --> 00:17:12.509
You look like the thing.

00:17:12.669 --> 00:17:14.029
Why do I have Koksaki?

00:17:14.269 --> 00:17:14.750
I don't understand.

00:17:14.990 --> 00:17:16.429
Pat's got mad cow.

00:17:17.549 --> 00:17:20.669
So uh yeah, so I I first time ever.

00:17:21.230 --> 00:17:25.789
I must have been mid-sleep where I'm like, oh, I think I could because I was I was fucking wake up.

00:17:26.589 --> 00:17:27.069
Some dream.

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And I was in cell block C.

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I'm not gonna cry.

00:17:32.109 --> 00:17:34.029
If that happened to me, I might have to shoot myself.

00:17:34.189 --> 00:17:37.949
But yeah, it never happened to me sleeping.

00:17:38.909 --> 00:17:39.389
But I mean, okay.

00:17:40.109 --> 00:17:41.389
There's no there's no safe place.

00:17:41.709 --> 00:17:47.309
But that there were underlying stomach where everything's fine.

00:17:47.389 --> 00:17:48.829
You had stomach issues going into it.

00:17:49.069 --> 00:17:54.189
Yeah, but at least wouldn't you think my body would would be like alarming and wake up and be like, you're gonna shit yourself.

00:17:54.589 --> 00:17:55.549
I mean, I would I would think so.

00:17:55.629 --> 00:17:56.909
I'm just clean the fuck up, man.

00:17:57.149 --> 00:17:58.029
Trying to make you feel better, man.

00:17:58.189 --> 00:18:03.149
Listen, I'm not saying when you actually flu or something, you know, every once in a while something will sneak out.

00:18:03.230 --> 00:18:03.629
It happens.

00:18:03.869 --> 00:18:04.429
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:18:04.750 --> 00:18:05.709
You know, it gets through the guard.

00:18:05.869 --> 00:18:09.230
But generally, but generally sleeping, you're safe.

00:18:09.709 --> 00:18:10.909
That's a bad, that's a bad thing.

00:18:11.069 --> 00:18:13.069
Maddie, I just realized you are not safe anywhere.

00:18:13.230 --> 00:18:13.869
It's no.

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You're not.

00:18:15.230 --> 00:18:15.549
Well.

00:18:16.509 --> 00:18:17.949
At least my butthole says that.

00:18:18.189 --> 00:18:18.669
Jesus.

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I'm just saying.

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Stop putting things in there, Pat.

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Fucking crazy.

00:18:23.709 --> 00:18:24.829
I can't put things in there.

00:18:25.309 --> 00:18:25.949
The hemorrhoids.

00:18:26.109 --> 00:18:29.230
No one wants no one wants to see you wearing a raccoon tail.

00:18:30.029 --> 00:18:31.309
Fucking pull start?

00:18:31.869 --> 00:18:32.429
Awesome.

00:18:33.069 --> 00:18:33.789
You could borrow them.

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As long as it gets rid of the hemorrhoids, I'm in.

00:18:36.829 --> 00:18:37.389
If it does that.

00:18:37.709 --> 00:18:39.470
Stuff them up there at least.

00:18:43.069 --> 00:18:45.869
But that's my story about my butthole and me shooting myself in my bed.

00:18:46.669 --> 00:18:49.869
So thanks for that.

00:18:51.069 --> 00:18:54.589
I gotta make sure which which way I move, I don't move too far.

00:18:57.629 --> 00:18:58.909
Nothing too sudden.

00:18:59.230 --> 00:19:01.230
Can't open any fucking pathways up, dude.

00:19:01.389 --> 00:19:02.429
Just take your time.

00:19:02.669 --> 00:19:06.429
That's that's the way pathways need to stay closed.

00:19:06.589 --> 00:19:08.509
There's an accident on the highway.

00:19:08.669 --> 00:19:09.789
Let's shut down the ramps.

00:19:10.029 --> 00:19:17.230
If your shit on that pan and on that couch goes over, there's no more TID show, there's no more group, there's no more nothing.

00:19:17.470 --> 00:19:18.429
Give me a diaper.

00:19:18.829 --> 00:19:23.869
I'm coming back in with a can of gasoline, and we're just putting this, we're just setting this whole studio on fire.

00:19:24.429 --> 00:19:32.189
So I the other day, I sent a message to one of our dear listeners, Bubba Joe.

00:19:32.509 --> 00:19:32.829
Oh.

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I drew the gauntlet with him.

00:19:36.189 --> 00:19:38.269
He's he's looking forward to some T.

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I.D.

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karaoke.

00:19:39.949 --> 00:19:44.829
So in the next upcoming episodes, T I D idol.

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T.

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I.

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Are we gonna have Joe in studio?

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He's gonna have to be.

00:19:51.230 --> 00:19:51.549
Okay.

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Title.

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The title title.

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The title idol.

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The tit you can't do that.

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That'd be cool, though.

00:20:01.309 --> 00:20:01.789
So T.

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I.

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D.

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Idol.

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So karaoke.

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Vision on how this is gonna work.

00:20:06.750 --> 00:20:07.869
We gotta figure this out.

00:20:08.189 --> 00:20:10.109
In this room, we go into another room.

00:20:10.269 --> 00:20:11.949
No, we're gonna we're gonna have to do it in this room.

00:20:12.109 --> 00:20:12.269
Okay.

00:20:12.429 --> 00:20:13.949
How are we not gonna do it in this room?

00:20:14.109 --> 00:20:14.429
I don't know.

00:20:14.669 --> 00:20:15.789
I mean, you were talking about going out.

00:20:15.869 --> 00:20:16.589
You were talking about going out.

00:20:16.829 --> 00:20:20.269
Yeah, like in its infancy of talks, we were talking about doing it out there.

00:20:21.470 --> 00:20:24.029
We barely keep this shit held together in here.

00:20:25.389 --> 00:20:25.709
Yeah.

00:20:26.109 --> 00:20:26.909
Very negative.

00:20:27.230 --> 00:20:28.269
Somebody doesn't want to grow.

00:20:28.429 --> 00:20:29.149
Very negative.

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I'd rather stay here in a small room because I feel big.

00:20:32.589 --> 00:20:34.669
Give the guy a comfortable chair, he doesn't want to get out of it.

00:20:34.750 --> 00:20:35.389
Yeah, all of a sudden.

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I will go to sleep in a second.

00:20:39.309 --> 00:20:40.909
But I mean it's a good cause.

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I mean that would but the problem is the sound.

00:20:43.629 --> 00:20:48.189
I don't know if it should be okay, sound wise.

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It is yeah, because as long as we're on these microphones and shit.

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We're good.

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Bigger space.

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You don't know where the fucking where you put the TV out there.

00:20:58.349 --> 00:20:58.750
Very true.

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That's the only problem.

00:21:03.069 --> 00:21:04.509
I can bring another TV down.

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No, you'd need you would need something like a on a stand or you you make a stand on the table.

00:21:19.789 --> 00:21:22.269
And it's like right at the edge of the table.

00:21:24.109 --> 00:21:25.869
Like the way that TV is.

00:21:27.149 --> 00:21:27.789
Yeah.

00:21:28.269 --> 00:21:29.549
You know what I'm talking about.

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That would look crazy, but uh no, we can't do that because then uh it'll look really weird with filming.

00:21:36.269 --> 00:21:39.069
I I'd cut into the ceiling and maybe get one of them drop downs.

00:21:39.309 --> 00:21:40.509
That'd be crazy.

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What the fuck is that?

00:21:49.869 --> 00:21:50.429
Great song.

00:21:50.589 --> 00:21:53.629
I think I think I think Kevin and I should pick out the songs.

00:21:53.789 --> 00:21:54.509
No, no, no, no, no.

00:21:55.230 --> 00:21:55.949
I think we should.

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It's gotta be songs we know.

00:21:57.949 --> 00:21:59.789
Well, if you have the words, what does it matter?

00:22:00.029 --> 00:22:00.589
Because I don't know.

00:22:00.669 --> 00:22:03.309
I've never heard of a you've heard Pink Pony Club.

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Who's the Pink Pony Club?

00:22:04.909 --> 00:22:05.709
Chapel Roan?

00:22:06.029 --> 00:22:06.189
What?

00:22:06.669 --> 00:22:07.149
That's her name.

00:22:07.230 --> 00:22:07.389
Yeah.

00:22:07.869 --> 00:22:08.269
Chaperon.

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Oh, who the fuck is that?

00:22:10.669 --> 00:22:12.750
That's the girl who sings Pink Pony Club.

00:22:13.230 --> 00:22:14.429
What the fuck is the Pink Pony?

00:22:14.669 --> 00:22:15.309
I've never heard of it.

00:22:15.389 --> 00:22:17.149
Oh, dude, this is a great song.

00:22:17.389 --> 00:22:17.949
Hmm.

00:22:20.509 --> 00:22:21.869
Catchy beat.

00:22:22.349 --> 00:22:22.829
You know?

00:22:23.149 --> 00:22:23.869
Pink Pony.

00:22:24.269 --> 00:22:26.029
Makes me want to dance in the rain.

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That's like a weird version.

00:22:33.549 --> 00:22:34.669
That's a weird version.

00:22:36.029 --> 00:22:36.669
It's just the music.

00:22:36.750 --> 00:22:37.549
It's a karaoke.

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I've never heard of that song.

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Say it here.

00:22:41.309 --> 00:22:42.669
Never heard of it.

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Alright, you could shut that fucking thing off there, pal.

00:22:45.389 --> 00:22:45.709
Jesus.

00:22:46.189 --> 00:22:47.230
That's that's not the song.

00:22:47.470 --> 00:22:48.189
It was the song.

00:22:48.750 --> 00:22:50.509
Yeah, but then that's not how it sounds.

00:22:50.829 --> 00:22:51.069
You know what?

00:22:51.149 --> 00:22:52.029
Go fuck yourself about it.

00:22:52.269 --> 00:22:54.909
So I was thinking, since we have the spin wheel thing.

00:22:55.149 --> 00:22:56.189
You're so angry.

00:22:58.429 --> 00:23:01.149
We have the the spin wheel thing.

00:23:01.629 --> 00:23:06.429
We can fucking spin the wheel for maybe genre.

00:23:07.309 --> 00:23:07.629
Okay.

00:23:09.470 --> 00:23:13.949
And then the T I D choice for me and Maddie.

00:23:14.029 --> 00:23:16.589
Like there's there's a sliver for us to get a chance to.

00:23:16.829 --> 00:23:20.189
Yeah, but it's we should choose like fucking.

00:23:21.230 --> 00:23:22.349
How many fucking genres?

00:23:22.429 --> 00:23:23.149
There's a lot of genres.

00:23:23.230 --> 00:23:24.029
There's a lot of genres.

00:23:24.349 --> 00:23:25.549
So we gotta keep it to a min.

00:23:26.349 --> 00:23:27.869
So we do rock.

00:23:28.429 --> 00:23:30.909
We do 80s hairband.

00:23:31.149 --> 00:23:31.869
80s, 90s.

00:23:31.949 --> 00:23:33.389
I think you should each power ballads.

00:23:33.629 --> 00:23:35.230
I think you should each have a power ballad.

00:23:35.629 --> 00:23:36.589
How many songs are you doing?

00:23:36.669 --> 00:23:36.909
Yeah.

00:23:37.470 --> 00:23:41.470
Like what's the I don't you can't do three because that's gonna take forever.

00:23:41.709 --> 00:23:44.589
And it's gonna be real fucking annoying.

00:23:44.750 --> 00:23:46.109
It's gonna be funny as fuck.

00:23:46.750 --> 00:23:48.029
You can't do the whole song.

00:23:48.189 --> 00:23:50.269
Maybe you do a minute of a song or something.

00:23:50.589 --> 00:23:53.149
What about two songs each a verse and a chorus?

00:23:53.549 --> 00:23:55.789
What about two songs each and a duet?

00:23:56.750 --> 00:23:59.629
Oh I like that.

00:24:00.189 --> 00:24:00.509
Oh.

00:24:00.909 --> 00:24:01.869
Like meatloaf?

00:24:02.029 --> 00:24:03.149
Like Islands in the stream.

00:24:03.309 --> 00:24:04.269
Are you hungry?

00:24:05.709 --> 00:24:06.589
Awful.

00:24:08.669 --> 00:24:10.189
They could sing Islands in the stream together.

00:24:10.349 --> 00:24:10.990
Or you could do what?

00:24:11.149 --> 00:24:13.949
No, who's uh two out of three ain't fan.

00:24:14.189 --> 00:24:14.669
What's the one?

00:24:14.750 --> 00:24:17.549
Oh, Linda Ronstadt and fucking uh Kenny Rogers.

00:24:17.949 --> 00:24:18.269
No.

00:24:21.309 --> 00:24:23.309
Somewhere somewhere out there.

00:24:24.509 --> 00:24:25.309
Five them.

00:24:27.389 --> 00:24:28.029
Gay.

00:24:28.189 --> 00:24:28.829
Yeah.

00:24:30.509 --> 00:24:30.990
Chanel.

00:24:31.230 --> 00:24:32.509
Uh, let's say power ballads.

00:24:32.589 --> 00:24:33.230
Let's see what they got.

00:24:33.309 --> 00:24:34.829
Let's see what it pulls up.

00:24:37.389 --> 00:24:38.990
Power ballads.

00:24:40.269 --> 00:24:43.389
Top 100 power ballads playlist.

00:24:44.429 --> 00:24:45.309
Journey.

00:24:45.549 --> 00:24:46.189
Journey.

00:24:46.349 --> 00:24:46.669
Yeah.

00:24:46.909 --> 00:24:47.309
Journey.

00:24:48.029 --> 00:24:50.509
Oh, you got November Rain.

00:24:51.709 --> 00:24:54.269
I don't want to miss a thing from Marrow Smith.

00:24:54.990 --> 00:24:56.909
I want to know what love is from Foreigner.

00:24:57.230 --> 00:24:58.029
Oh, yeah.

00:24:58.269 --> 00:24:59.230
That's a good one.

00:24:59.470 --> 00:25:01.629
Actually, I like to hear Joe do that one.

00:25:03.869 --> 00:25:06.189
I do anything for love, meatloaf.

00:25:06.669 --> 00:25:07.470
It's a good one.

00:25:07.709 --> 00:25:08.349
Yeah.

00:25:08.589 --> 00:25:09.549
It's kind of gimmicky.

00:25:09.789 --> 00:25:12.349
With or without you, you two, that's really not a power ballad.

00:25:13.230 --> 00:25:15.549
Everything I do, I do for you, Brian Adams.

00:25:15.789 --> 00:25:16.029
Oh.

00:25:16.589 --> 00:25:18.750
Keep on loving you, Ario Speedwagon.

00:25:18.909 --> 00:25:19.789
Another great one.

00:25:20.029 --> 00:25:20.990
Nothing else matters.

00:25:21.230 --> 00:25:22.109
Metallica.

00:25:22.349 --> 00:25:23.149
How about that?

00:25:24.829 --> 00:25:26.669
All by myself, Celine Dion.

00:25:26.829 --> 00:25:27.309
Who the fuck cares?

00:25:29.470 --> 00:25:31.149
This is one of my favorite songs of all time.

00:25:31.230 --> 00:25:32.269
It's definitely in my top ten.

00:25:32.509 --> 00:25:33.549
Broken Wings, Mr.

00:25:33.789 --> 00:25:34.189
Mister.

00:25:36.109 --> 00:25:36.750
Yes.

00:25:37.389 --> 00:25:38.189
Come on.

00:25:38.429 --> 00:25:38.990
Take them.

00:25:39.629 --> 00:25:40.429
You know what I'm saying?

00:25:41.389 --> 00:25:41.949
Yeah.

00:25:42.829 --> 00:25:43.470
Yeah.

00:25:44.349 --> 00:25:45.069
Fucking go.

00:25:45.709 --> 00:25:46.909
We might do six songs.

00:25:47.389 --> 00:25:50.029
There's gonna be These Dreams from Heart.

00:25:50.269 --> 00:25:50.829
That's a good one.

00:25:51.149 --> 00:25:52.589
Is this Love, Whitesnake?

00:25:52.909 --> 00:25:53.629
Great tune.

00:25:54.029 --> 00:25:54.829
That is a great tune.

00:25:54.909 --> 00:25:56.189
I don't know about singing it.

00:25:56.509 --> 00:25:58.269
It must have been Love from Roxette.

00:25:58.909 --> 00:26:00.109
But it's over now.

00:26:00.990 --> 00:26:01.629
There you go.

00:26:02.029 --> 00:26:03.149
It was all that I wanted.

00:26:03.549 --> 00:26:04.189
Yeah.

00:26:04.909 --> 00:26:06.750
If you leave me now, Chicago.

00:26:06.990 --> 00:26:07.709
Dude, there's a lot.

00:26:07.869 --> 00:26:08.909
Here's another good one.

00:26:09.149 --> 00:26:09.949
Solid one.

00:26:10.109 --> 00:26:11.389
Nobody really thinks about.

00:26:11.549 --> 00:26:12.429
More than words.

00:26:12.669 --> 00:26:13.309
Extreme.

00:26:14.589 --> 00:26:14.909
Ah.

00:26:15.470 --> 00:26:16.349
Come on.

00:26:16.909 --> 00:26:18.029
Open arms, Shirney.

00:26:18.189 --> 00:26:19.309
Oh, that's fucking classy.

00:26:19.470 --> 00:26:19.709
Uh-huh.

00:26:19.789 --> 00:26:20.029
Uh-huh.

00:26:20.589 --> 00:26:24.589
If we do this and someone doesn't do don't stop believing, I'm not even, I'm not even participating.

00:26:24.909 --> 00:26:25.949
Every rose has its thorn.

00:26:26.269 --> 00:26:26.829
Poison.

00:26:27.709 --> 00:26:27.949
Cool.

00:26:28.189 --> 00:26:28.750
Solid.

00:26:29.389 --> 00:26:30.029
Another good one.

00:26:30.269 --> 00:26:32.109
Wind of change, scorpions.

00:26:32.509 --> 00:26:33.230
Great one.

00:26:33.389 --> 00:26:33.709
Yeah.

00:26:34.029 --> 00:26:34.829
In the air tonight.

00:26:34.909 --> 00:26:36.429
That's that's not a fucking power belt.

00:26:36.909 --> 00:26:39.629
Oh, Phil Collins with the fucking drums.

00:26:39.789 --> 00:26:40.990
Yeah, it could be, could be.

00:26:41.230 --> 00:26:43.309
Home sweet home, Motley Crew.

00:26:43.949 --> 00:26:44.750
Fantastic.

00:26:45.230 --> 00:26:45.549
Mm-hmm.

00:26:45.629 --> 00:26:46.029
Mm-hmm.

00:26:46.349 --> 00:26:48.349
Sister Christian from Night Ranger.

00:26:48.589 --> 00:26:49.309
Fantastic song.

00:26:50.349 --> 00:26:51.230
Time has come.

00:26:51.869 --> 00:26:53.869
Classic song right now.

00:26:54.189 --> 00:26:55.069
Classic.

00:26:55.389 --> 00:26:59.069
One of my fucking total eclipse of the heart, Bonnie Tyler.

00:27:02.109 --> 00:27:02.669
Yeah.

00:27:02.909 --> 00:27:03.389
Come on.

00:27:03.629 --> 00:27:04.029
Yeah.

00:27:04.189 --> 00:27:04.429
Yeah.

00:27:05.230 --> 00:27:06.269
You can't say power ballad.

00:27:06.509 --> 00:27:06.990
No, that one's.

00:27:07.709 --> 00:27:09.309
I'm trying to remember like the end of the song.

00:27:09.789 --> 00:27:10.189
Fuck.

00:27:10.269 --> 00:27:11.869
I just had it in my head and I forget.

00:27:14.109 --> 00:27:15.230
Such a good song.

00:27:15.549 --> 00:27:18.429
I think you guys should have to sing female power ballads.

00:27:18.750 --> 00:27:19.709
God damn, Kevin.

00:27:19.789 --> 00:27:20.269
That's wow.

00:27:20.509 --> 00:27:20.990
Good call.

00:27:21.149 --> 00:27:21.949
That's a good call.

00:27:22.189 --> 00:27:22.509
Wow.

00:27:22.669 --> 00:27:23.869
Very good call.

00:27:24.509 --> 00:27:28.429
Alright, so now I'm looking for fucking for females.

00:27:28.990 --> 00:27:30.829
Well, that's still any Chicago song.

00:27:32.029 --> 00:27:32.669
Yeah.

00:27:33.230 --> 00:27:34.909
Wow, there's not too many females on here.

00:27:34.990 --> 00:27:35.549
Oh, here we go.

00:27:36.589 --> 00:27:38.109
If I can turn back time, share.

00:27:38.349 --> 00:27:38.909
There you go.

00:27:39.230 --> 00:27:39.549
Awful.

00:27:39.869 --> 00:27:41.470
I would never fucking choose that song.

00:27:41.709 --> 00:27:43.069
You'd have to wear the outfit.

00:27:43.309 --> 00:27:43.629
Oh.

00:27:46.269 --> 00:27:49.629
I gotta be all a sequence fucking dress.

00:27:49.949 --> 00:27:50.349
I'm out.

00:27:50.429 --> 00:27:50.829
I'm out.

00:27:52.029 --> 00:27:54.029
I don't want to see Pat's ass in that outfit.

00:27:54.189 --> 00:27:54.669
It's a double X.

00:27:55.149 --> 00:27:56.829
All Out of Love from Air Supply.

00:27:56.909 --> 00:27:57.709
Do you remember that song?

00:27:57.789 --> 00:27:58.349
That's a good one.

00:27:58.589 --> 00:27:59.309
Lost Without You.

00:27:59.629 --> 00:28:01.230
Who does not know that fucking?

00:28:01.470 --> 00:28:02.669
All Out of Love.

00:28:02.990 --> 00:28:04.990
So Lost Without You.

00:28:05.470 --> 00:28:05.949
Yeah.

00:28:06.189 --> 00:28:07.789
My money's on Joe.

00:28:08.269 --> 00:28:10.589
You think I was really just singing there, you fucking cocksucker?

00:28:10.829 --> 00:28:11.549
Fuck you.

00:28:12.269 --> 00:28:13.789
Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:28:13.869 --> 00:28:14.349
No, no.

00:28:14.829 --> 00:28:15.149
Well.

00:28:15.470 --> 00:28:17.869
It was Whitney Houston, but it wasn't a good song.

00:28:18.189 --> 00:28:19.470
Purple Rain.

00:28:20.669 --> 00:28:20.990
Okay.

00:28:21.709 --> 00:28:22.109
What?

00:28:22.269 --> 00:28:22.750
Fuck who.

00:28:23.389 --> 00:28:24.429
It's only Purple Rain.

00:28:24.589 --> 00:28:24.990
Good song.

00:28:25.149 --> 00:28:26.669
Bad karaoke song.

00:28:26.909 --> 00:28:27.309
Yeah.

00:28:27.470 --> 00:28:27.869
Oh, yeah.

00:28:28.029 --> 00:28:28.589
I could see that.

00:28:28.669 --> 00:28:28.829
I can.

00:28:29.149 --> 00:28:30.349
I thought you're knocking Prince.

00:28:30.429 --> 00:28:31.549
No, how can you not?

00:28:32.669 --> 00:28:33.709
Love is a Battlefield.

00:28:33.949 --> 00:28:34.909
Pat Benatar.

00:28:35.309 --> 00:28:38.269
Can you sing it like Billy Falangro does in Metallica style?

00:28:42.429 --> 00:28:44.750
We don't need another hero, Tina Turner.

00:28:48.589 --> 00:28:50.269
That came out in the car the other day.

00:28:50.349 --> 00:28:52.349
I was bringing Matt home from working out.

00:28:52.589 --> 00:28:53.709
I fucking turned it up.

00:28:53.869 --> 00:28:54.029
Nice.

00:28:54.109 --> 00:28:57.309
And I'm fucking jamming out, and he's fucking looking at me like, what's the matter with you?

00:28:57.869 --> 00:28:58.589
Like, shut up, sir.

00:28:58.829 --> 00:28:59.709
Do you remember Starship?

00:28:59.869 --> 00:29:00.669
Holy shit, dude.

00:29:00.750 --> 00:29:03.470
The names of these fucking Jefferson bands.

00:29:04.189 --> 00:29:10.990
Um Meatloaf, two out of three ain't bad.

00:29:11.949 --> 00:29:13.389
Sinead O'Connor.

00:29:14.509 --> 00:29:14.829
No.

00:29:15.230 --> 00:29:16.269
Fleetwood Mac.

00:29:16.990 --> 00:29:18.429
Fleetwood Mac solid.

00:29:19.069 --> 00:29:21.629
Dude, some of these are anything I've never heard of.

00:29:22.909 --> 00:29:24.509
Maybe there's gotta be like an ABBA.

00:29:25.470 --> 00:29:26.589
No, there's no fucking ABBA.

00:29:26.750 --> 00:29:28.349
How far if ABBA wasn't a power ballast?

00:29:28.509 --> 00:29:30.669
Black Sabbath Sabbath is on here.

00:29:31.149 --> 00:29:31.389
What?

00:29:31.549 --> 00:29:31.789
Yeah.

00:29:31.949 --> 00:29:32.429
What song?

00:29:32.750 --> 00:29:33.549
Changes.

00:29:36.189 --> 00:29:37.869
Then this is where it gets weird.

00:29:37.949 --> 00:29:39.629
Like some of the How far down are you?

00:29:39.709 --> 00:29:40.829
Like, what number are you at now?

00:29:40.990 --> 00:29:41.629
I don't even know.

00:29:41.789 --> 00:29:44.269
Because I'm close to the bottom of the list.

00:29:45.149 --> 00:29:47.470
Oh, hero and require gracias.

00:29:51.470 --> 00:29:53.389
Maybe, maybe that's one song in Spanish.

00:29:53.549 --> 00:29:54.509
Right, right, yeah, yeah.

00:29:55.549 --> 00:29:57.470
Something with some kind of Spanish in it.

00:29:57.629 --> 00:29:58.509
Oh, here's a good one.

00:29:58.669 --> 00:30:00.349
Fucking cheap trick, the flame.

00:30:01.789 --> 00:30:03.470
Are you familiar at all with Jeffrey Gaines?

00:30:03.709 --> 00:30:04.429
Oh my god, yeah.

00:30:04.509 --> 00:30:04.829
Oh, yeah.

00:30:05.069 --> 00:30:06.429
Little hero and me, perhaps?

00:30:06.509 --> 00:30:07.230
Oh, that's a good one.

00:30:07.309 --> 00:30:15.389
Well, no, Jeffrey's got he plays there's a version that he does of uh In Your Eyes.

00:30:15.629 --> 00:30:17.149
Oh, the Peter Gabriel shoot?

00:30:17.470 --> 00:30:17.869
Yeah.

00:30:18.189 --> 00:30:19.389
Oh, I never heard that.

00:30:19.549 --> 00:30:19.869
Really?

00:30:20.029 --> 00:30:20.829
Oh shit.

00:30:20.990 --> 00:30:21.549
What happened?

00:30:21.869 --> 00:30:23.549
Fucking see the battery's dead already.

00:30:23.709 --> 00:30:24.429
Oh no.

00:30:24.990 --> 00:30:26.109
What battery?

00:30:26.589 --> 00:30:27.230
Laptop?

00:30:27.389 --> 00:30:27.629
Yeah.

00:30:28.109 --> 00:30:28.909
Battle stations.

00:30:29.309 --> 00:30:30.189
Plug it in.

00:30:30.429 --> 00:30:31.949
Oh my god, my dad.

00:30:32.669 --> 00:30:32.990
Okay.

00:30:33.149 --> 00:30:34.189
God damn it.

00:30:36.189 --> 00:30:38.509
If you were gonna do that, why the fuck you make me get up?

00:30:38.829 --> 00:30:39.069
I didn't.

00:30:39.789 --> 00:30:40.269
God damn it.

00:30:42.509 --> 00:30:43.389
Oh my god.

00:30:43.629 --> 00:30:44.589
Don't shut off.

00:30:45.149 --> 00:30:45.549
What?

00:30:46.589 --> 00:30:47.709
Get it in there.

00:30:48.669 --> 00:30:50.029
I can't get it here.

00:30:53.629 --> 00:30:54.589
Do we lose it?

00:30:55.789 --> 00:30:56.589
Is it plenty?

00:31:01.709 --> 00:31:04.189
You are too fucking late orbs.

00:31:07.149 --> 00:31:09.389
Meanwhile, I'm like, oh yeah, it's no problem.

00:31:09.629 --> 00:31:10.429
We'll get through this.

00:31:10.589 --> 00:31:11.470
We'll get through this.

00:31:16.429 --> 00:31:18.269
Yeah, but this is a Jeffrey James one.

00:31:23.470 --> 00:31:24.669
Never fucking do that.

00:31:31.709 --> 00:31:32.589
Are we back in?

00:31:32.750 --> 00:31:33.309
Are we good?

00:31:33.470 --> 00:31:34.429
Oh, we're on.

00:31:42.349 --> 00:31:42.990
Hey.

00:31:44.349 --> 00:31:44.909
Look at that.

00:31:45.149 --> 00:31:45.549
Yeah.

00:31:46.109 --> 00:31:48.509
That was the quickest fix I think we've ever had.

00:31:48.829 --> 00:31:49.309
Ever.

00:31:49.549 --> 00:31:50.029
Shh.

00:31:51.230 --> 00:31:52.189
Don't say it out loud.

00:31:52.429 --> 00:31:53.149
It was a quick.

00:31:54.829 --> 00:32:00.269
No, it's just you're sh you listen, it's been things have been much better.

00:32:00.509 --> 00:32:02.429
Since getting rid of Right?

00:32:02.509 --> 00:32:04.589
Since she walked them out to the ice, like the extra.

00:32:04.829 --> 00:32:07.069
I gave them their their proper resting area.

00:32:07.309 --> 00:32:09.149
So I was like, it's time for us, boys.

00:32:10.509 --> 00:32:13.869
Do you know how upset I am that scout didn't run back in the house with them in his mouth?

00:32:14.109 --> 00:32:18.750
With a fucking fucking meat jacket, that fucking dog in the woods.

00:32:19.069 --> 00:32:19.869
Fuck that.

00:32:22.829 --> 00:32:23.789
Meat jacket.

00:32:25.789 --> 00:32:26.829
Such a good idea.

00:32:27.149 --> 00:32:27.549
It is.

00:32:27.789 --> 00:32:28.509
Totally is.

00:32:28.750 --> 00:32:30.669
So Bubba Joe.

00:32:31.230 --> 00:32:33.789
The gauntlet has been has been drawn.

00:32:34.509 --> 00:32:37.789
The terms, we gotta figure that shit out because that's gonna.

00:32:39.869 --> 00:32:40.750
How many songs?

00:32:40.909 --> 00:32:41.309
Three?

00:32:41.549 --> 00:32:43.230
Three songs each.

00:32:43.549 --> 00:32:45.629
And uh and a and a fucking duet?

00:32:45.869 --> 00:32:50.189
A verse and a chorus for each song.

00:32:50.909 --> 00:32:52.269
Oh, so not the full song?

00:32:52.349 --> 00:32:54.589
Not the full we'll be here for a fucking ever.

00:32:54.829 --> 00:32:55.149
Yeah.

00:32:55.309 --> 00:32:59.470
You're looking at fucking three, six, nine, I mean, four minute songs.

00:32:59.709 --> 00:33:00.909
And then a duet.

00:33:03.869 --> 00:33:06.589
I think I think you should do Ebony and Ivory.

00:33:09.709 --> 00:33:13.789
How about fucking uh John Travolta and you're the one that I want?

00:33:13.949 --> 00:33:15.069
Yeah, you're the one that I want.

00:33:16.269 --> 00:33:16.589
Honey.

00:33:16.750 --> 00:33:17.949
And I'm rubbing his face.

00:33:18.429 --> 00:33:20.269
So Gauntlet's drawn, Joe.

00:33:20.429 --> 00:33:22.029
We'll figure out the terms.

00:33:22.269 --> 00:33:24.750
And the first ever TID idol.

00:33:25.149 --> 00:33:28.829
We're gonna put 20 songs in a bucket or a hat.

00:33:28.990 --> 00:33:30.829
I said we're gonna pick them out of the hat.

00:33:31.389 --> 00:33:32.750
And that's how we're doing this.

00:33:32.990 --> 00:33:35.389
But we're gonna have to they're gonna have to know ahead of time.

00:33:35.629 --> 00:33:36.349
Fuck that.

00:33:36.669 --> 00:33:41.309
We gotta get the there'll be a fucking app with the music and the words.

00:33:41.549 --> 00:33:41.869
Okay.

00:33:42.109 --> 00:33:44.669
We'll fucking pick out the fucking songs.

00:33:44.909 --> 00:33:47.230
Okay But we gotta know the songs.

00:33:47.389 --> 00:33:48.669
Because I know I already know you.

00:33:48.750 --> 00:33:51.069
You'll be an asshole and be like, you know, yep.

00:33:51.230 --> 00:33:53.470
You'll you'll pick fucking songs nobody knows.

00:33:53.629 --> 00:33:54.990
No, there's no fun in that.

00:33:55.149 --> 00:33:57.149
And well, that's what he he finds it fun.

00:33:58.189 --> 00:33:58.750
I don't think so.

00:33:58.909 --> 00:34:02.909
I think he was saying he's the other last time we were talking about this, he's like, You guys shouldn't know the songs.

00:34:02.990 --> 00:34:03.629
I'm like, you're right.

00:34:04.509 --> 00:34:06.189
Well, you shouldn't know what you're gonna sing.

00:34:06.429 --> 00:34:08.750
No, I know that, but you should know the song.

00:34:08.909 --> 00:34:09.230
Yeah.

00:34:09.470 --> 00:34:16.430
In order to do karaoke off that off that list that you were just reading off of, we could pick 20 songs off of there like that.

00:34:16.670 --> 00:34:20.110
Yeah, trying to remember that fucking those fucking songs on how they go.

00:34:21.309 --> 00:34:24.990
But that's why you have the fucking, that's why you got the karaoke song.

00:34:25.230 --> 00:34:26.110
So the first ever T.

00:34:26.269 --> 00:34:26.350
I.

00:34:26.430 --> 00:34:29.390
Didol, myself versus Bubba Joe.

00:34:29.470 --> 00:34:30.829
Are we are we talking next week?

00:34:30.910 --> 00:34:31.870
Are we talking in April?

00:34:32.190 --> 00:34:32.590
Next week.

00:34:32.750 --> 00:34:32.990
Fuck.

00:34:33.070 --> 00:34:33.550
We gotta get it.

00:34:33.870 --> 00:34:36.590
There's logistics that need to be two weeks, three weeks.

00:34:36.829 --> 00:34:37.710
Now it's logistics.

00:34:37.870 --> 00:34:39.150
Yeah, we we gotta get it right.

00:34:39.390 --> 00:34:40.030
Gotta get it right.

00:34:40.190 --> 00:34:41.230
Gotta build a stage.

00:34:41.390 --> 00:34:41.789
Yeah.

00:34:41.950 --> 00:34:43.550
I gotta get costumes.

00:34:45.789 --> 00:34:47.309
We're not doing hold on.

00:34:47.470 --> 00:34:48.110
What are you talking about?

00:34:48.269 --> 00:34:50.750
Well, I mean, flair is part of the the look, you know.

00:34:50.829 --> 00:34:57.070
Like you gotta I gotta find because we gotta do like dual dual camera.

00:34:58.670 --> 00:34:59.390
We have to.

00:34:59.630 --> 00:35:00.269
Oh God.

00:35:00.430 --> 00:35:02.030
We're gonna we're gonna use dual camera.

00:35:02.269 --> 00:35:05.870
So I've yeah, but I'll faith.

00:35:06.269 --> 00:35:14.590
I'm gonna talk to my girl chat because I believe there's a way you can hook up the phone to where it doesn't fuck with the bandwidth in order to stream from that and put it through there.

00:35:14.910 --> 00:35:20.350
Oh, so we could do the fucking uh the what's that cam called?

00:35:20.590 --> 00:35:22.750
The the one where we do with the with with the chicks.

00:35:23.070 --> 00:35:23.390
Oh.

00:35:23.710 --> 00:35:29.789
Just put that on mute, but put it on a stand to where you can see like him and him and I.

00:35:32.350 --> 00:35:33.070
Because you could do that.

00:35:33.150 --> 00:35:34.750
The fucking cam cam thingy.

00:35:34.910 --> 00:35:35.230
Mm-hmm.

00:35:35.870 --> 00:35:37.150
I have you know for sure.

00:35:37.230 --> 00:35:37.950
You know what I'm talking about.

00:35:38.190 --> 00:35:42.910
I think we should have Joe sitting right next to you on the couch as you two just fucking rip roaring going at it.

00:35:43.150 --> 00:35:44.750
What, sharing the mic back and forth?

00:35:44.990 --> 00:35:46.430
No, fuck a mic.

00:35:46.670 --> 00:35:51.390
No, I'm saying like the shadows creep and the tension thickens.

00:35:51.630 --> 00:35:54.269
How will you outsmart those lurking foes?

00:35:54.590 --> 00:35:56.430
Any clever moves in mind?

00:35:58.190 --> 00:36:00.110
What the fuck was that?

00:36:03.550 --> 00:36:04.829
What was that?

00:36:05.630 --> 00:36:08.430
Are you sure the flowers are still outside?

00:36:10.190 --> 00:36:12.030
What the fuck was that, dude?

00:36:12.190 --> 00:36:13.789
There's nothing playing.

00:36:15.309 --> 00:36:17.309
I wanna I want to listen to what he said again.

00:36:17.470 --> 00:36:18.590
I don't know how.

00:36:19.150 --> 00:36:20.269
How to rewind, dude.

00:36:20.350 --> 00:36:23.070
I don't even know It's gonna be on it's gonna be on the recording.

00:36:23.230 --> 00:36:25.309
Yeah, I mean you're gonna have to listen back for that one.

00:36:25.470 --> 00:36:26.190
What the fuck?

00:36:26.430 --> 00:36:29.870
And nothing out, no other bars were moving except the DLZ creator.

00:36:30.190 --> 00:36:37.789
So don't even know what that's all about.

00:36:38.030 --> 00:36:39.470
Alright, T I D idol.

00:36:39.630 --> 00:36:46.190
So T I D Idol with the the ghosts of fucking tomorrow and today, they'll be there.

00:36:46.430 --> 00:36:48.110
That that was so weird.

00:36:48.670 --> 00:36:51.550
That guy's voice was really annoying.

00:36:52.269 --> 00:36:55.550
Anyway, we're gonna get some costumes.

00:36:56.590 --> 00:36:58.990
I need fucking what's his name's wig back.

00:37:02.750 --> 00:37:03.550
What the fuck?

00:37:03.789 --> 00:37:04.510
What was his name?

00:37:04.590 --> 00:37:05.630
Oh fuck.

00:37:06.110 --> 00:37:07.470
Oh man.

00:37:09.230 --> 00:37:11.630
Oh, uh Sage.

00:37:11.870 --> 00:37:14.190
Sage Good old Sage.

00:37:14.269 --> 00:37:16.350
I can't I don't know where the wig is.

00:37:16.590 --> 00:37:18.670
But we might have to do some wigs.

00:37:18.910 --> 00:37:19.710
Oh boy.

00:37:19.870 --> 00:37:21.150
Yeah, something like that.

00:37:21.309 --> 00:37:21.630
Alright.

00:37:21.870 --> 00:37:24.590
Smoke machine, can you make uh you got some dry ice?

00:37:24.829 --> 00:37:26.110
Yeah, I can get that.

00:37:26.990 --> 00:37:28.350
I got a guy.

00:37:31.789 --> 00:37:32.430
That's fucking.

00:37:32.670 --> 00:37:35.309
You think we can make this like the great white concert, we could set off fireworks.

00:37:35.710 --> 00:37:36.110
And die.

00:37:36.269 --> 00:37:36.910
All of us will die.

00:37:37.070 --> 00:37:38.110
Well, I'm gonna stand by the door.

00:37:38.269 --> 00:37:40.190
You wanted a smoke machine or foam?

00:37:43.070 --> 00:37:48.590
Dude, last time I was at a foam party, skin fucking, I was it was in Cancun when I was 21.

00:37:48.829 --> 00:37:50.750
The skin peeled off my body.

00:37:51.070 --> 00:37:53.309
I was just gonna say, maybe that's do it your ass.

00:37:53.550 --> 00:37:56.110
Oh no, they use like carpet cleaner or something for those.

00:37:57.470 --> 00:37:58.350
It was brutal.

00:37:58.590 --> 00:37:59.070
They don't care.

00:37:59.150 --> 00:37:59.950
Like, watch the white people.

00:38:00.269 --> 00:38:05.710
Dude, me, Flea, Carlos, and my buddy Christian, who worked with us at Four Wins, we were peeling skin off our dicks.

00:38:05.870 --> 00:38:06.030
Oh.

00:38:06.350 --> 00:38:08.269
Because of from that shit.

00:38:08.590 --> 00:38:10.430
First of all, why would you say that out loud?

00:38:10.510 --> 00:38:13.950
And second, why would you why would you use the term we?

00:38:14.670 --> 00:38:17.070
Because we told each other, did you peel the yeah?

00:38:17.390 --> 00:38:18.430
I got it off the pile, you know.

00:38:18.590 --> 00:38:19.630
Dude, look at my B should be.

00:38:19.950 --> 00:38:20.670
You know what I'm talking about?

00:38:21.550 --> 00:38:22.190
Yeah.

00:38:22.670 --> 00:38:24.590
I was like, why is my skin so short?

00:38:24.990 --> 00:38:27.150
I guess everyone experiments in college.

00:38:28.750 --> 00:38:30.510
It was cold when mine peeled.

00:38:30.590 --> 00:38:30.990
Yeah.

00:38:32.110 --> 00:38:32.670
Shrinkage.

00:38:33.150 --> 00:38:33.950
Just got out of the pool.

00:38:34.190 --> 00:38:35.950
Nice chilly day down in Cancun.

00:38:37.550 --> 00:38:38.670
It was freezing.

00:38:38.829 --> 00:38:39.470
Fucking windy.

00:38:39.630 --> 00:38:40.990
I had the AC down to 20.

00:38:41.150 --> 00:38:42.750
God, I fucking hated Cancun.

00:38:43.230 --> 00:38:45.309
You were with Jimmy when we ran into Jimmy.

00:38:45.710 --> 00:38:49.150
You were getting there your first day, and it was our day we were leaving.

00:38:49.470 --> 00:38:51.070
Were you down there with LaBuddy?

00:38:51.150 --> 00:38:51.390
Yeah.

00:38:51.470 --> 00:38:51.870
Yeah.

00:38:52.110 --> 00:38:54.350
When we were leaving, and Dave was with you too.

00:38:54.510 --> 00:38:54.829
Yes.

00:38:54.910 --> 00:38:55.470
Yep.

00:38:55.710 --> 00:38:56.190
Yep.

00:38:56.430 --> 00:39:00.269
I think we were there for like two days when you guys got there.

00:39:00.670 --> 00:39:04.190
Or no, when we were there two days together, I think.

00:39:05.070 --> 00:39:07.470
I was fucking hammered for six days.

00:39:07.710 --> 00:39:08.750
It was awesome down there.

00:39:08.910 --> 00:39:09.309
Loved it.

00:39:09.390 --> 00:39:10.110
I hated it.

00:39:10.670 --> 00:39:10.910
Really?

00:39:11.070 --> 00:39:12.190
I hated every bit of it.

00:39:12.269 --> 00:39:12.590
Oh.

00:39:12.990 --> 00:39:14.269
No one spoke English.

00:39:16.750 --> 00:39:18.110
Well, did you you're in a different country?

00:39:18.269 --> 00:39:19.390
What the fuck did you expect?

00:39:19.630 --> 00:39:23.070
Well, when you go to a fucking resort or some shit, you expect people to be able to communicate with you.

00:39:23.309 --> 00:39:28.030
You came down a week too late because we were down there for MTV spring break that week.

00:39:28.269 --> 00:39:28.990
Well, thank God.

00:39:29.070 --> 00:39:32.269
I could you even imagine Jim and Dave trying to fucking.

00:39:32.350 --> 00:39:32.990
Oh, no, no, no.

00:39:33.150 --> 00:39:33.630
It was out of control.

00:39:33.870 --> 00:39:34.750
M TV spring break.

00:39:35.150 --> 00:39:35.710
Out of control.

00:39:35.870 --> 00:39:38.269
I got booed off a stage in front of 5,000 people.

00:39:38.510 --> 00:39:40.829
I would have gotten on my birthday.

00:39:40.990 --> 00:39:41.390
Nice.

00:39:41.710 --> 00:39:42.350
On my birthday.

00:39:42.510 --> 00:39:43.630
Happy birthday to you, by the way.

00:39:43.710 --> 00:39:44.190
Oh, thank you.

00:39:44.269 --> 00:39:44.990
Happy birthday to you.

00:39:45.230 --> 00:39:45.470
Thank you.

00:39:45.550 --> 00:39:45.789
Thank you.

00:39:45.870 --> 00:39:46.269
Thank you.

00:39:46.590 --> 00:39:48.910
I would have got credited with Guy at Barr on that show.

00:39:49.230 --> 00:39:50.750
Wait, you're the big 5-0 now.

00:39:51.309 --> 00:39:51.789
5-1.

00:39:52.110 --> 00:39:52.510
Oh shit.

00:39:52.590 --> 00:39:53.550
You're already 51?

00:39:53.630 --> 00:39:53.789
Yeah.

00:39:54.110 --> 00:39:54.910
You're an old bastard.

00:39:55.150 --> 00:39:55.390
Thank you.

00:39:55.710 --> 00:39:56.670
You're welcome.

00:39:58.829 --> 00:39:59.470
It's alright.

00:39:59.550 --> 00:40:00.990
I got two more years.

00:40:02.030 --> 00:40:02.910
Gonna be 52.

00:40:03.150 --> 00:40:07.309
Because you know, like every every decade when you roll out of bed, something else happens.

00:40:07.470 --> 00:40:10.590
So when I roll out of 50, diaper.

00:40:11.390 --> 00:40:12.269
Yeah, you better start working.

00:40:12.510 --> 00:40:12.829
Diaper.

00:40:13.309 --> 00:40:13.950
Diaper.

00:40:14.269 --> 00:40:14.910
Yeah.

00:40:15.309 --> 00:40:16.190
Yeah, but we were done.

00:40:16.590 --> 00:40:17.470
51 already?

00:40:17.710 --> 00:40:18.110
Yeah.

00:40:18.430 --> 00:40:19.230
December.

00:40:19.630 --> 00:40:20.430
Oh god.

00:40:20.670 --> 00:40:22.110
Time fucking flies, bro.

00:40:22.430 --> 00:40:24.269
I'll be 52 this December.

00:40:25.630 --> 00:40:26.350
Look at us.

00:40:26.510 --> 00:40:28.269
52, 51, 48.

00:40:28.510 --> 00:40:31.470
Bunch of fucking losers doing a podcast, hoping to hit a big.

00:40:33.070 --> 00:40:33.710
We will.

00:40:34.510 --> 00:40:41.550
Somebody go on Spotify and read the uh read the description of the episode.

00:40:41.950 --> 00:40:43.950
Yeah, this is this is this is what's going to help us out.

00:40:44.110 --> 00:40:47.230
Uh for those who are who are watching, thank you, Maddie, for reminding us.

00:40:47.470 --> 00:41:02.430
If you go to Spotify, if you go to Apple Podcasts, uh whatever, whatever platform we're on, and each show, if you click the more button for the description, at the bottom it's gonna say support the show.

00:41:02.670 --> 00:41:04.670
So feel free to donate.

00:41:05.230 --> 00:41:09.789
Or if you'd like a little monthly subscription, it's as low as$3 a month.

00:41:10.350 --> 00:41:11.630
How can you beat that?

00:41:11.789 --> 00:41:14.510
The TID show dollars a month.

00:41:14.670 --> 00:41:23.789
And I did put content and I did put on the website when you go to pay, it'll say for those who sign up, we'll send free merch to.

00:41:24.350 --> 00:41:26.430
Because we have a shit ton of t-shirts.

00:41:26.670 --> 00:41:27.870
Do we still have a lot of t-shirts?

00:41:27.950 --> 00:41:29.470
We have a ton of t-shirts.

00:41:29.870 --> 00:41:30.910
So it's time to start fucking.

00:41:31.150 --> 00:41:32.030
You get a free t-shirt.

00:41:32.110 --> 00:41:32.590
How about that?

00:41:32.750 --> 00:41:34.510
$3 a month, free t-shirt.

00:41:34.590 --> 00:41:41.789
You get to watch us every week, and it's it's mainly to support us because we're we're be part of the TID nation.

00:41:41.950 --> 00:41:48.510
Yeah, we're we're trying to have this as a full-time job because you know, who wants to really work a full-time job when we could do this full-time?

00:41:49.070 --> 00:41:49.710
It's so true.

00:41:50.030 --> 00:41:50.510
No brainer.

00:41:50.750 --> 00:41:51.470
So true.

00:41:51.710 --> 00:41:53.630
Kevin would just be cooking all day.

00:41:55.550 --> 00:42:03.550
Eating and we're and Maddie and I, one year into after signing a big deal, we'll die of a heart attack from cholesterol.

00:42:03.950 --> 00:42:04.350
Too high.

00:42:04.590 --> 00:42:05.550
No, not cooking healthy.

00:42:05.789 --> 00:42:07.550
Or cocaine or cocaine and hookers.

00:42:07.870 --> 00:42:08.190
No.

00:42:09.230 --> 00:42:11.150
Hookers, yeah, they'll probably kill her.

00:42:11.390 --> 00:42:12.110
They go for that.

00:42:12.350 --> 00:42:13.950
If you got any skin left on your dick.

00:42:14.190 --> 00:42:21.550
So don't bounce too hard.

00:42:21.630 --> 00:42:22.910
I'll shoot myself.

00:42:26.750 --> 00:42:28.190
My summer was a failing, right?

00:42:28.350 --> 00:42:28.829
Go easy.

00:42:28.990 --> 00:42:29.309
Yeah.

00:42:29.550 --> 00:42:33.789
So once again, if you're out there listening, watching, thank you for the support.

00:42:34.030 --> 00:42:36.030
But we're also looking for support financially.

00:42:36.190 --> 00:42:37.070
I'm not gonna lie.

00:42:37.150 --> 00:42:37.630
You know?

00:42:37.870 --> 00:42:40.590
A little monthly subscription, and you get us every month.

00:42:41.070 --> 00:42:42.110
Couple fuzzoles.

00:42:42.350 --> 00:42:48.750
For for those who do sign up and subscribe, you'll receive a free take a deep t-shirt.

00:42:49.150 --> 00:42:50.510
How's that sound?

00:42:51.630 --> 00:42:53.390
Wish we had those things now we could put on the screen.

00:42:53.789 --> 00:42:53.950
Yeah.

00:42:54.430 --> 00:42:54.990
Hooray!

00:42:56.030 --> 00:42:57.870
But I haven't figured that out yet.

00:42:58.590 --> 00:42:58.990
We'll get there.

00:42:59.230 --> 00:42:59.789
We'll get there.

00:43:00.430 --> 00:43:01.309
Maybe like in fancy.

00:43:01.630 --> 00:43:03.470
Rome wasn't built in a day.

00:43:03.870 --> 00:43:04.670
Am I right?

00:43:04.990 --> 00:43:05.710
Take some time.

00:43:05.870 --> 00:43:06.670
Or six years.

00:43:06.910 --> 00:43:08.430
Take some takes some time.

00:43:08.750 --> 00:43:09.070
Okay.

00:43:09.950 --> 00:43:11.470
I feel like our show is kind of like kept.

00:43:11.710 --> 00:43:13.470
Listen, how long did it take to make the pyramids?

00:43:16.030 --> 00:43:16.750
Is it me?

00:43:18.750 --> 00:43:21.789
It's like when you walk in this house, you're like, I don't want to do anything else.

00:43:22.590 --> 00:43:23.309
It's weird.

00:43:23.470 --> 00:43:24.190
I don't know what it is.

00:43:24.269 --> 00:43:25.470
It's like a black cloud.

00:43:25.710 --> 00:43:27.870
I mean, look at the fucking the pyramids, man.

00:43:28.030 --> 00:43:29.710
Pyramids took thousands of years.

00:43:30.510 --> 00:43:30.829
Hello.

00:43:31.390 --> 00:43:31.950
Allegedly.

00:43:32.190 --> 00:43:34.829
They're one of the eight wonders of the world, seven wonders of the world, whatever it is.

00:43:34.990 --> 00:43:37.710
Rumor has Kevin's ancestors built those too.

00:43:38.670 --> 00:43:40.190
They're still building it.

00:43:40.430 --> 00:43:41.950
They're not done yet.

00:43:42.350 --> 00:43:43.070
Not done.

00:43:43.230 --> 00:43:43.789
I love you.

00:43:43.950 --> 00:43:44.910
They haven't put on the top.

00:43:45.070 --> 00:43:45.470
I love you.

00:43:45.630 --> 00:43:45.950
Do you?

00:43:46.110 --> 00:43:46.670
I do.

00:43:46.990 --> 00:43:47.630
I do.

00:43:48.590 --> 00:43:51.070
But uh so T I D idol.

00:43:51.390 --> 00:43:53.070
Subscribe to the show.

00:43:53.390 --> 00:43:55.150
I can even put it on our website too.

00:43:55.230 --> 00:43:56.110
I got a copy of the fact.

00:43:56.510 --> 00:43:57.070
Like the show too.

00:43:57.230 --> 00:43:59.789
Can we throw can we throw a couple special songs in there?

00:44:00.350 --> 00:44:01.630
Like what's special to you?

00:44:01.789 --> 00:44:03.070
Like lemon pound cake.

00:44:03.230 --> 00:44:04.030
What the fuck is that?

00:44:04.990 --> 00:44:06.110
Afroman, bro.

00:44:06.269 --> 00:44:06.590
Oh.

00:44:08.110 --> 00:44:09.070
Speaking of Afro Man.

00:44:09.470 --> 00:44:10.590
Man is making a comeback.

00:44:10.910 --> 00:44:11.789
Fucking poor dude, man.

00:44:12.110 --> 00:44:12.590
Phenomenal.

00:44:12.829 --> 00:44:16.190
It's and he he battled the system and won.

00:44:16.510 --> 00:44:20.110
But the fact of them coming in, stealing his money.

00:44:20.269 --> 00:44:20.430
Right.

00:44:20.670 --> 00:44:21.630
Fucking just everything.

00:44:21.710 --> 00:44:23.070
And it's all caught on video.

00:44:23.309 --> 00:44:24.430
It's unbelievable.

00:44:24.670 --> 00:44:30.670
So he decides to make a video pretty much every day of a rhyme.

00:44:31.150 --> 00:44:37.789
Well, he had to he had to fix all the damage to his house because they didn't, of course, they didn't fucking all you know do anything.

00:44:38.190 --> 00:44:39.309
Well, he didn't even sue him.

00:44:39.470 --> 00:44:40.190
No, he didn't.

00:44:40.510 --> 00:44:41.870
So he gets sued.

00:44:42.030 --> 00:44:42.190
Yeah.

00:44:42.269 --> 00:44:42.910
For defamation.

00:44:43.230 --> 00:44:45.230
Because of the fucking videos he was putting out.

00:44:45.390 --> 00:44:46.430
Yeah, for defamation.

00:44:46.510 --> 00:44:46.829
Yep.

00:44:47.070 --> 00:44:56.750
And they like the questions this this one guy was asking him was like, Well, do you feel bad that so and so's officer so-and-so's daughters seeing this and they're crying?

00:44:56.829 --> 00:45:01.870
He's like, Should I feel bad when the cops came into my house and stole my money?

00:45:03.789 --> 00:45:05.789
And I was like, fucking yeah, dude.

00:45:06.030 --> 00:45:07.789
He wouldn't feel bad if he didn't steal my money.

00:45:07.870 --> 00:45:09.950
You know, like so uh, no.

00:45:10.670 --> 00:45:13.150
The whole situation is is unbelievable.

00:45:13.309 --> 00:45:15.390
It's fantastic that they that they did it.

00:45:15.870 --> 00:45:19.870
The fact that they got caught on camera doing it made it even better.

00:45:20.110 --> 00:45:30.110
And now they have these fucking redneck simpletons on the fucking witness stand answering questions about what offended them from the music video.

00:45:30.510 --> 00:45:30.910
Yep.

00:45:31.470 --> 00:45:31.870
Nothing.

00:45:32.110 --> 00:45:35.309
So are you saying that you it caused you pain because Mr.

00:45:35.470 --> 00:45:37.550
So and so says he had sex with your wife?

00:45:37.710 --> 00:45:38.750
Yes, it caused me a lot of pain.

00:45:39.470 --> 00:45:40.350
That guy's a son of a bitch.

00:45:40.430 --> 00:45:41.550
Oh, he is a son of a bitch.

00:45:41.789 --> 00:45:42.190
Who's that?

00:45:42.350 --> 00:45:43.070
Randy Waters.

00:45:43.230 --> 00:45:43.550
Who's that?

00:45:43.630 --> 00:45:43.950
Walters.

00:45:44.190 --> 00:45:44.670
Son of a bitch.

00:45:44.829 --> 00:45:45.230
Walters.

00:45:45.390 --> 00:45:45.789
Walters.

00:45:46.110 --> 00:45:46.590
Who's that?

00:45:46.750 --> 00:45:50.269
Randy Walters is a son of a bitch.

00:45:51.230 --> 00:45:51.390
Anyway.

00:45:52.510 --> 00:45:55.950
That's a new Afro Man, so made from his surveillance videos.

00:45:56.430 --> 00:46:03.230
And the the lawyer asked him, he said, you know, can we say it's safe to say that your wife is not cheating on you?

00:46:03.710 --> 00:46:08.350
And the motherfucker's on stand looking into the camera, going, I don't know.

00:46:09.070 --> 00:46:10.510
I can't say that.

00:46:11.950 --> 00:46:12.190
What?

00:46:12.350 --> 00:46:12.750
What?

00:46:13.150 --> 00:46:15.870
There was one where they asked him if he was a son of a bitch.

00:46:16.030 --> 00:46:16.670
Yes.

00:46:17.390 --> 00:46:22.110
And he's like, I forget what he says, but then he was like, My mother's been passed for years.

00:46:22.269 --> 00:46:24.030
You'd have to dig her up to get the answer.

00:46:24.269 --> 00:46:24.510
Right?

00:46:24.750 --> 00:46:25.870
It was just like, what?

00:46:26.670 --> 00:46:28.030
You can't make this up.

00:46:28.750 --> 00:46:30.430
Like an episode of Dukes of Hazards.

00:46:31.710 --> 00:46:38.829
I I would have loved to have been a strategy session where these cops are sitting with their lawyers saying, We're gonna sue this fucking guy for defamation.

00:46:38.990 --> 00:46:40.829
Like, there's gotta be a Netflix special coming up.

00:46:42.430 --> 00:46:44.190
You know how much money this motherfucker's gonna make now?

00:46:44.510 --> 00:46:44.910
Good for him.

00:46:45.309 --> 00:46:45.630
Good for him.

00:46:45.950 --> 00:46:46.269
Tremendous.

00:46:46.510 --> 00:46:46.990
Good for him.

00:46:47.150 --> 00:46:47.550
Absolutely.

00:46:48.030 --> 00:46:55.630
He fucking he and no joke though, he handled that shit as professional as you possibly can.

00:46:55.710 --> 00:46:56.829
And he's like, you know what?

00:46:56.990 --> 00:47:03.309
Let me fucking use my talent to show these motherfuckers and how dirty and grimy they are.

00:47:03.470 --> 00:47:03.789
Yeah.

00:47:04.030 --> 00:47:07.789
But does it the suit he was wearing?

00:47:08.110 --> 00:47:11.470
The fucking I want that suit for fucking 4th of July.

00:47:11.630 --> 00:47:12.430
Unbelievable.

00:47:12.590 --> 00:47:13.870
I think that's gonna be a popular item.

00:47:14.269 --> 00:47:20.269
Unfucking first of all, yeah, you can go Afro Man suit and I any amount of money that's on fucking online right now.

00:47:20.590 --> 00:47:20.910
Guaranteed.

00:47:21.150 --> 00:47:21.950
You'll find that.

00:47:22.190 --> 00:47:25.150
And that looks like it'll be hot to wear on 4th of July.

00:47:25.870 --> 00:47:27.470
Well, maybe you get a like silk one.

00:47:30.430 --> 00:47:31.630
Yeah, that's pimp.

00:47:33.230 --> 00:47:37.309
I would like the American flag zoot suit and silk, please.

00:47:37.710 --> 00:47:37.950
Bet.

00:47:41.230 --> 00:47:42.350
But yeah, good for him.

00:47:43.150 --> 00:47:44.510
Someone's gonna be wearing that on air.

00:47:44.750 --> 00:47:45.150
Now watch.

00:47:45.470 --> 00:47:50.269
Now somebody's gonna be like some fucking stupid wrecker comes and be like, yeah, we can fucking sign him again.

00:47:50.430 --> 00:47:52.350
He'll probably come up with some fucking stupid shit.

00:47:52.670 --> 00:47:54.670
I don't really think that he's getting signed off of this.

00:47:54.990 --> 00:47:55.550
You never know that.

00:47:55.789 --> 00:47:56.910
I don't think he needs to be signed.

00:47:56.990 --> 00:47:57.230
No.

00:47:57.870 --> 00:47:59.230
The parody songs are fantastic.

00:47:59.390 --> 00:47:59.710
Where's he?

00:48:00.110 --> 00:48:02.190
Make your own money fucking being a creator.

00:48:02.350 --> 00:48:04.510
He's fucking sampling from every fucking song.

00:48:05.309 --> 00:48:06.430
Fucking stupid.

00:48:06.670 --> 00:48:09.870
I I can't even fucking think of it right now, what lemon pound came.

00:48:10.430 --> 00:48:11.470
And you know, we listen to it.

00:48:12.430 --> 00:48:12.829
Yes.

00:48:13.470 --> 00:48:17.470
Like Under the Boardwalk.

00:48:18.430 --> 00:48:21.630
I mean, the most original one was Randy Waltz, son of a bitch.

00:48:21.870 --> 00:48:22.190
Yeah.

00:48:22.430 --> 00:48:24.750
And I'm not gonna lie, the lickum low Lisa.

00:48:26.750 --> 00:48:28.430
That was pretty good too.

00:48:28.750 --> 00:48:29.789
But good for him.

00:48:29.870 --> 00:48:30.110
Yeah.

00:48:30.430 --> 00:48:30.910
Fuck.

00:48:31.150 --> 00:48:32.269
God bless Afro Man.

00:48:32.670 --> 00:48:33.230
America.

00:48:33.630 --> 00:48:34.670
Constitution.

00:48:35.390 --> 00:48:36.350
Freedom of speech.

00:48:36.590 --> 00:48:38.910
Can somebody come into my house and steal no money?

00:48:38.990 --> 00:48:45.630
And so I can just record them and well, they they know that you do self-defeces, so I don't think anyone's coming into your house.

00:48:45.950 --> 00:48:47.630
Careful, he's carrying a weapon.

00:48:47.950 --> 00:48:48.590
My ass.

00:48:49.950 --> 00:48:50.829
That's what that is.

00:48:50.910 --> 00:48:52.670
It's like a fucking 12 gauge.

00:48:52.990 --> 00:48:53.950
Watch out.

00:48:55.550 --> 00:49:02.670
But if we can backpedal a little, what what what what is what is what what what's Trump doing?

00:49:04.269 --> 00:49:05.789
He's going a little over the top.

00:49:06.030 --> 00:49:07.150
What is he doing?

00:49:07.950 --> 00:49:09.230
I don't know, man.

00:49:11.950 --> 00:49:12.269
Okay.

00:49:13.470 --> 00:49:14.269
There has to be a plane.

00:49:14.670 --> 00:49:20.910
Have you seen the last video of the bomb that hit the fucking the the like airport area?

00:49:21.070 --> 00:49:31.550
I had to stop watching because he's fucking the bomb that hit the wherever the fucking their planes go off was ginormous.

00:49:31.789 --> 00:49:32.269
No yeah.

00:49:32.430 --> 00:49:33.230
Ginormous, dude.

00:49:33.470 --> 00:49:34.910
Was it one of those MOBEs?

00:49:35.070 --> 00:49:35.230
No.

00:49:35.870 --> 00:49:38.110
It was just it looked like a volcano was going off.

00:49:38.829 --> 00:49:39.150
That's it.

00:49:39.230 --> 00:49:40.350
It was horrible.

00:49:40.590 --> 00:49:42.430
And bunker breaker.

00:49:43.390 --> 00:49:49.470
And I'm sitting there, I'm like, okay, I was like, alright, the more we do this, yeah, the more problems this is gonna.

00:49:49.870 --> 00:49:50.590
Oh, look at that.

00:49:50.670 --> 00:49:54.590
It cost me$95 to fill up my tank the other day instead of fucking 60.

00:49:54.829 --> 00:50:01.550
Yeah, well, I mean, I he said that if they don't open it up by Monday, he's gonna bomb them again.

00:50:01.870 --> 00:50:03.309
Well, there's a lot of shit going on.

00:50:04.269 --> 00:50:06.430
People still keep calling bullshit on him.

00:50:06.670 --> 00:50:09.470
Do you see that fucking he's sending ice agents to the airports on Monday?

00:50:09.710 --> 00:50:10.510
Yeah, what the fuck is that all?

00:50:10.990 --> 00:50:12.990
Because of the DH the shutdown.

00:50:13.230 --> 00:50:13.470
Yeah.

00:50:13.710 --> 00:50:15.150
Partial shutdown, yep.

00:50:15.630 --> 00:50:16.269
Yeah.

00:50:16.590 --> 00:50:17.550
Yeah, temperature.

00:50:17.710 --> 00:50:21.789
I mean, I don't want to I don't want to fucking uh predict anything, but I could see something bad happening.

00:50:21.950 --> 00:50:22.430
Yeah, you think.

00:50:22.750 --> 00:50:24.269
Uh could be.

00:50:25.390 --> 00:50:26.590
Because it's out of control.

00:50:26.829 --> 00:50:30.590
Well the different the difference is the difference is the ice the ice agents are funded.

00:50:30.670 --> 00:50:31.710
Like they get paid.

00:50:31.950 --> 00:50:36.750
So literally the fucking, you know, you get fucking 80% of the TSA calls out.

00:50:36.910 --> 00:50:41.070
They could go fill in at these airports, and you know, you're running security.

00:50:41.309 --> 00:50:44.990
Yeah, but I I could see somebody going through the scanner getting jacked up.

00:50:45.230 --> 00:50:47.789
I mean, only if you look like an illegal alien.

00:50:49.630 --> 00:50:50.269
Yeah.

00:50:51.150 --> 00:50:52.510
Wish I could touch the board right now.

00:50:52.829 --> 00:50:57.789
Which again, I have to imagine it's gotta be pretty difficult to get to the airport and fly illegal.

00:50:58.190 --> 00:51:00.990
Where are you getting the I You need an ID?

00:51:01.870 --> 00:51:08.110
The real ID, the fucking passport, your fucking birth certificate, urine sample.

00:51:09.070 --> 00:51:10.190
The fecal sample.

00:51:10.430 --> 00:51:11.630
That provides stool samples.

00:51:11.789 --> 00:51:12.030
Yep.

00:51:12.190 --> 00:51:13.150
I give it.

00:51:13.550 --> 00:51:14.590
And you tickets.

00:51:14.990 --> 00:51:16.510
So that's the way it's gonna be.

00:51:16.750 --> 00:51:18.510
I just got a bad feeling about that.

00:51:18.990 --> 00:51:20.990
Something soup, something stupid's gonna fucking happen.

00:51:21.070 --> 00:51:21.470
Yeah, I got it.

00:51:21.789 --> 00:51:28.190
You're gonna have somebody even in the airport who's a fucking passenger gonna say something or do something stupid to create a fucking problem.

00:51:28.510 --> 00:51:29.470
In order to.

00:51:29.630 --> 00:51:30.590
Can you record this?

00:51:30.829 --> 00:51:31.950
But you know what though?

00:51:32.269 --> 00:51:33.230
Enough already.

00:51:33.470 --> 00:51:41.630
Fucking just just fucking do, you know, if you get a fucking mouth off, I hope they fucking slam you on the fucking floor and drop cuffs on you.

00:51:41.950 --> 00:51:45.950
Maybe that's gonna stop the next jackal from popping off at the mouth.

00:51:46.750 --> 00:51:47.150
Fuck all you.

00:51:47.470 --> 00:51:50.110
This generation, this generation of people, they're so bad.

00:51:50.990 --> 00:51:58.110
They don't give a fuck whatsoever of whose feelings they're hurting, what they're saying, how they're doing it.

00:51:58.430 --> 00:51:59.150
Unless it's theirs.

00:51:59.470 --> 00:51:59.789
Exactly.

00:52:00.269 --> 00:52:00.750
Exactly.

00:52:00.990 --> 00:52:08.829
But it's that's the the unfortunately the raising of that person from those parents, whoever those parents were.

00:52:09.150 --> 00:52:11.309
You didn't fucking teach teach your child a lesson.

00:52:11.470 --> 00:52:15.470
So now you have little cunts running around who are bitching and moaning about everything.

00:52:15.630 --> 00:52:18.350
Well, it's also not just the parents, it's the fucking school stuff.

00:52:18.670 --> 00:52:23.470
School, everything's just little leagues, snowflakes here, snowflakes there.

00:52:23.950 --> 00:52:25.789
Everything is Timmy's gotta play second.

00:52:25.950 --> 00:52:28.670
He's always wanting to play second with his vagina.

00:52:29.470 --> 00:52:29.870
Yeah.

00:52:30.110 --> 00:52:31.309
It's it's ridiculous.

00:52:31.550 --> 00:52:33.950
Timmy doesn't stop the ball unless it hits him in the face.

00:52:34.190 --> 00:52:35.230
Or his clit.

00:52:35.550 --> 00:52:37.070
Oh man-made.

00:52:37.390 --> 00:52:40.829
I mean, Kevin played a meat second base when he was younger.

00:52:41.470 --> 00:52:43.230
I threw 80 from second.

00:52:43.550 --> 00:52:45.950
He used to fuck a buzz up all the first base.

00:52:46.269 --> 00:52:46.750
Ooh.

00:52:48.430 --> 00:52:50.110
Legend like Craig Biggio.

00:52:50.350 --> 00:52:51.470
Wow, the attacks.

00:52:51.630 --> 00:52:52.350
Sorry.

00:52:52.670 --> 00:52:54.430
It's more like Ryan Sandberg.

00:52:55.870 --> 00:52:57.070
What do you play second?

00:52:57.309 --> 00:53:00.110
Yeah, mute your fucking microphone right now after saying that.

00:53:00.430 --> 00:53:00.829
Awful.

00:53:03.789 --> 00:53:05.470
But it's it's I don't know.

00:53:05.550 --> 00:53:07.390
It's everything now is just so fucking crazy.

00:53:07.470 --> 00:53:12.350
And then I see like he's fucking Trump's talking about taking Cuba.

00:53:13.710 --> 00:53:14.350
For what?

00:53:14.829 --> 00:53:15.550
Right, exactly.

00:53:15.710 --> 00:53:16.030
For what?

00:53:16.110 --> 00:53:18.670
The 1950s fucking cars that they have installed down there?

00:53:18.910 --> 00:53:19.550
For what?

00:53:20.269 --> 00:53:21.309
There's no reason for it.

00:53:21.470 --> 00:53:22.910
Does he need the oil in Cuba?

00:53:23.150 --> 00:53:26.110
Like is China and Russia going to Cuba for oil?

00:53:26.350 --> 00:53:30.110
Like, is it is is is this the fucking the chess game that we're playing?

00:53:30.350 --> 00:53:32.829
It's getting it's out of fucking control.

00:53:33.309 --> 00:53:34.510
Get it done already.

00:53:34.670 --> 00:53:37.710
Just just whatever needs to be done, get it done.

00:53:38.030 --> 00:53:43.230
We're sitting here paying the fucking stupid amount of money for fucking food, for fucking gas.

00:53:43.470 --> 00:53:44.829
It's out of control.

00:53:45.309 --> 00:53:47.070
I think Pat's becoming a Democrat right now.

00:53:47.309 --> 00:53:47.870
No, no, no.

00:53:47.950 --> 00:53:48.750
I'm just I'm tired.

00:53:48.829 --> 00:53:54.190
I'm tired of going to the fucking grocery store and I'm just like, that was$2 cheaper last week.

00:53:54.430 --> 00:53:55.309
You thought it was funny.

00:53:55.390 --> 00:53:57.230
I think he's putting on the share costume now.

00:53:57.390 --> 00:53:57.630
Yeah.

00:53:57.789 --> 00:53:58.110
Yeah.

00:53:58.510 --> 00:54:00.350
Fucking on my sequenced dress.

00:54:00.510 --> 00:54:01.870
He's taking blockers.

00:54:04.110 --> 00:54:05.309
Eating lots of soy.

00:54:05.950 --> 00:54:08.110
Ladies and gentlemen, Rocky Dennis from the mask.

00:54:08.430 --> 00:54:09.789
Maybe that's what happened with your stomach.

00:54:09.870 --> 00:54:11.390
You're taking too much soy.

00:54:12.510 --> 00:54:13.789
A lot of estrogen in that.

00:54:14.269 --> 00:54:14.590
No.

00:54:18.670 --> 00:54:20.110
It's it's I don't know.

00:54:20.430 --> 00:54:23.870
It's just so annoying now trying to fucking just live a regular day.

00:54:24.110 --> 00:54:30.030
All the bullshit, all the fucking I'm just waiting for something to pop off to where I don't have to go to work.

00:54:31.309 --> 00:54:33.630
You know, like that's really it, man.

00:54:33.710 --> 00:54:36.030
I said it before on a show, but I'm actually it's true.

00:54:36.110 --> 00:54:36.430
I'm waiting.

00:54:36.670 --> 00:54:40.430
And then now you gotta keep an eye on like just not feel like going that day.

00:54:40.670 --> 00:54:51.550
All the false flag shit you gotta keep an eye on now for because now that that that dude who insured or bought insurance on the World Trade Center just bought that fucking building in California.

00:54:51.870 --> 00:54:52.190
Sure did.

00:54:52.350 --> 00:54:54.110
Tallest building in California.

00:54:54.990 --> 00:54:55.630
Weird.

00:54:57.470 --> 00:54:58.829
Let's keep an eye out for it.

00:54:59.309 --> 00:55:02.590
How come now you're gonna have us that see this shit and nobody else?

00:55:02.990 --> 00:55:07.150
Now you're gonna have you're gonna have I got a feeling, dude, what's gonna happen.

00:55:07.870 --> 00:55:12.590
The fucking US is gonna do it's not gonna be it's not gonna be it's not gonna be terrorists.

00:55:12.670 --> 00:55:20.750
It's US gonna be doing some fucking drones, fly the motherfucking drones into that building, and now it's like, hey, let's nuke Iran.

00:55:24.510 --> 00:55:26.990
Because you know, those fuckers aren't gonna quit.

00:55:27.230 --> 00:55:28.430
They're not gonna stop.

00:55:28.750 --> 00:55:35.789
They're gonna keep on coming until and the guy even fucking said it, you know, until till the fucking West is fucking wiped off the map.

00:55:36.190 --> 00:55:37.309
Yeah, yeah.

00:55:37.710 --> 00:55:40.829
Go all the way back to right after 9-11 here.

00:55:41.070 --> 00:55:47.230
And I'm gonna reiterate what my thought process was is turn the Middle East into a sheet of glass.

00:55:48.350 --> 00:55:52.430
And yeah, we'll we'll get back to it in you know 30 years.

00:55:54.269 --> 00:55:56.510
Yeah, that's an option.

00:55:57.150 --> 00:56:02.750
If you I mean, yeah, in a fucking movie with Tom Cruise, it's called Mission Impossible.

00:56:02.990 --> 00:56:03.710
Oh, I'm sorry.

00:56:03.789 --> 00:56:05.309
I didn't realize it was that far out of there.

00:56:05.789 --> 00:56:10.430
Nah, it's but nobody's it's never gonna like I don't think uh I don't know.

00:56:10.670 --> 00:56:16.430
The thing I worry about is that one fucking cuckoo for Coco Puffs, dude who's just like, fuck it, let's just send a nuke.

00:56:16.750 --> 00:56:17.390
Yeah, I don't know.

00:56:17.710 --> 00:56:18.190
You know what I'm saying?

00:56:18.670 --> 00:56:19.550
That's gonna happen.

00:56:20.030 --> 00:56:20.670
You never know.

00:56:20.829 --> 00:56:22.590
Yeah, you don't, but never know.

00:56:22.670 --> 00:56:28.910
And with all the bullshit going on with technology nowadays, we're like, oh, our defense system's down, we can't stop the fucking the rocket.

00:56:30.030 --> 00:56:32.110
Listen, they got they got shit through the iron dome.

00:56:32.350 --> 00:56:35.390
It's not it's not gonna be a rocket, it's gonna be a dirty bomb.

00:56:35.630 --> 00:56:40.110
Yeah, I would think it would be that or poisoning the fucking water supply.

00:56:40.350 --> 00:56:41.710
Uh they were already doing that.

00:56:41.950 --> 00:56:44.430
Yeah, we got a ton of fluoride in it.

00:56:44.910 --> 00:56:45.870
Fluoride.

00:56:46.430 --> 00:56:48.590
It's in our toothpaste, but it kills you.

00:56:48.910 --> 00:56:49.710
And the water.

00:56:49.870 --> 00:56:50.190
Yeah.

00:56:50.350 --> 00:56:50.990
Yeah.

00:56:52.750 --> 00:56:55.630
They're gonna make uh the United States into Flint, Michigan.

00:56:56.030 --> 00:56:56.269
Sure.

00:56:56.590 --> 00:57:01.070
You can light the water on fire up there from fracking.

00:57:01.390 --> 00:57:09.870
I'm just saying, I saw the documentary where the lady fucking she literally turned her her faucet on and lit the water and it fucking it stayed on fire.

00:57:10.110 --> 00:57:10.590
Really?

00:57:10.750 --> 00:57:11.230
Oh my god.

00:57:11.390 --> 00:57:14.110
Flint, Michigan is like one of the worst places in the U.S.

00:57:14.350 --> 00:57:14.910
Oh my god.

00:57:15.150 --> 00:57:18.670
Their water is you can't Flint, Michigan, Chernobyl.

00:57:19.230 --> 00:57:20.110
Close to it.

00:57:20.350 --> 00:57:20.990
Very close.

00:57:21.150 --> 00:57:21.390
Yeah.

00:57:21.470 --> 00:57:23.390
If you there's uh That's from fracking?

00:57:23.550 --> 00:57:24.110
From fracking.

00:57:24.190 --> 00:57:28.750
That's all there's off there's no like industrial pollutant upriver or something.

00:57:29.070 --> 00:57:29.550
Fracking.

00:57:29.710 --> 00:57:30.670
Awful fracking.

00:57:31.550 --> 00:57:39.390
Flint, Michigan's like one of the God, they were like, I believe, like one of the first areas that like there was that was high rich in gas in order to do fracking.

00:57:39.470 --> 00:57:40.990
And that's really yeah.

00:57:41.230 --> 00:57:44.590
There's if you I don't know if it's on Netflix or Prime.

00:57:44.670 --> 00:57:45.550
It might be on Prime.

00:57:45.630 --> 00:57:49.550
Just search Flint, Michigan, and it their documentary should pop up.

00:57:49.630 --> 00:57:50.190
Watch that shit.

00:57:50.350 --> 00:57:52.110
You're just gonna be like, huh.

00:57:53.390 --> 00:57:55.870
Looks like uh Poland Spring for me.

00:57:57.230 --> 00:57:57.789
Brutal.

00:57:58.430 --> 00:57:59.789
Well, that's not well water, right?

00:57:59.870 --> 00:58:01.630
That was like city water sort of stuff.

00:58:01.870 --> 00:58:02.670
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58:02.750 --> 00:58:02.910
Okay.

00:58:03.230 --> 00:58:05.230
Microplastic polluted water.

00:58:05.470 --> 00:58:09.710
And the increase the increase like cancer rate there and whatnot.

00:58:09.950 --> 00:58:12.990
Yeah, yeah, I was super go with fire water.

00:58:13.150 --> 00:58:13.710
Yeah, fire.

00:58:13.789 --> 00:58:16.750
I mean, it's like the fucking burning bush up up there.

00:58:16.829 --> 00:58:18.110
It's fucking crazy.

00:58:18.430 --> 00:58:20.590
But they don't do anything to fix it.

00:58:20.670 --> 00:58:21.470
It's still the same way.

00:58:21.550 --> 00:58:26.269
It's it that that city is just fucking crumbled.

00:58:26.510 --> 00:58:27.150
It's done.

00:58:27.950 --> 00:58:30.510
Counties go on there, high drug rate.

00:58:30.590 --> 00:58:31.710
Like they don't give a fuck.

00:58:32.990 --> 00:58:34.030
Sounds like New York City.

00:58:34.269 --> 00:58:34.829
Hey, what are you doing?

00:58:34.910 --> 00:58:37.390
I'm running for mayor at Flint, Michigan.

00:58:37.630 --> 00:58:38.510
I should win the guy.

00:58:38.670 --> 00:58:40.990
The other guy's got fucking three months to live, anyways.

00:58:42.030 --> 00:58:44.269
You know, it's it's it's insane.

00:58:44.510 --> 00:58:48.190
But the way I the government don't give a fuck about anybody.

00:58:48.430 --> 00:58:51.309
Speaking of which, how do you like our girl Kathy Holkel going live?

00:58:51.710 --> 00:58:53.070
She, I hope she gets hit today.

00:58:53.950 --> 00:58:54.910
Fucking satellite.

00:58:55.230 --> 00:58:55.789
What happened?

00:58:56.030 --> 00:58:57.309
Do you remember when Hulkel?

00:58:57.550 --> 00:58:59.150
When she said, was it when COVID?

00:58:59.470 --> 00:59:00.110
Was it COVID?

00:59:00.350 --> 00:59:01.789
It was right after COVID or some shit.

00:59:02.030 --> 00:59:02.670
She's like, fine, go.

00:59:02.910 --> 00:59:03.630
We don't need you anyways.

00:59:03.789 --> 00:59:08.829
People who were leaving New York now begging people to come back to New York.

00:59:09.070 --> 00:59:09.710
To pay taxes.

00:59:10.510 --> 00:59:11.470
Pay higher taxes.

00:59:11.789 --> 00:59:13.390
And she actually said it out loud.

00:59:13.710 --> 00:59:14.590
She's a retard.

00:59:15.070 --> 00:59:16.110
She is a retard.

00:59:16.430 --> 00:59:18.829
Worst worst governor.

00:59:19.309 --> 00:59:20.269
Probably ever.

00:59:20.750 --> 00:59:21.870
Doug Dinkins was bad.

00:59:22.030 --> 00:59:22.510
Does all the shit like that?

00:59:22.670 --> 00:59:24.269
The shit, the shit that she's mad.

00:59:25.309 --> 00:59:26.190
I think it's familiar.

00:59:26.430 --> 00:59:30.350
Uh it's uh let's let's uh let's let's have them pay more of this.

00:59:30.510 --> 00:59:31.550
Like, fuck you.

00:59:31.870 --> 00:59:32.829
Fuck you.

00:59:33.710 --> 00:59:34.350
What was it?

00:59:34.510 --> 00:59:37.470
1.75 million people left New York last year?

00:59:37.789 --> 00:59:39.630
You're probably gonna see double that this year.

00:59:39.870 --> 00:59:40.829
Only going up.

00:59:41.470 --> 00:59:43.230
It's brutal to live in New York.

00:59:43.390 --> 00:59:44.110
Brutal.

00:59:44.350 --> 00:59:45.870
Yeah, it has always been.

00:59:46.110 --> 00:59:46.430
You know.

00:59:46.750 --> 00:59:47.150
Yeah.

00:59:47.390 --> 00:59:49.470
You got no man, there's no middle class.

00:59:49.710 --> 00:59:50.269
Nothing.

00:59:50.910 --> 00:59:52.350
There's no middle class anywhere anymore.

00:59:52.590 --> 00:59:53.230
This is true.

00:59:53.789 --> 00:59:54.350
Really true.

00:59:54.590 --> 00:59:56.670
There's no uh American dream.

00:59:56.910 --> 01:00:01.789
The good old American dream of being married, having a white picket fence, a house, a dog, and two kids.

01:00:02.350 --> 01:00:02.590
No.

01:00:03.230 --> 01:00:04.750
If you what did they say it was?

01:00:04.910 --> 01:00:12.910
If you're a couple who's married, who has two kids and a house, and make a combined$300,000 a year, you're living paycheck to paycheck.

01:00:13.070 --> 01:00:13.470
Yep.

01:00:13.789 --> 01:00:14.430
Yeah.

01:00:15.390 --> 01:00:16.910
That is absurd.

01:00:17.230 --> 01:00:18.430
Sounds about right.

01:00:18.829 --> 01:00:19.710
Absurd.

01:00:21.470 --> 01:00:22.110
But you know.

01:00:22.350 --> 01:00:24.430
Yeah, I mean, dude, you've seen the price of gas.

01:00:25.070 --> 01:00:26.510
You don't have to fucking tell me, Kevin.

01:00:26.590 --> 01:00:27.870
Every time you say that, it chaves my ass.

01:00:28.110 --> 01:00:29.950
It's a 300-gallon tank over there.

01:00:31.390 --> 01:00:33.390
You know, that's adds up, man.

01:00:33.550 --> 01:00:35.470
Fuck, it's like five dollars a gallon now.

01:00:36.030 --> 01:00:36.750
For oil.

01:00:41.390 --> 01:00:44.110
I'm gonna be like, you have any uh extra jackets?

01:00:45.550 --> 01:00:47.390
Because I don't know if I'm paying oil this way.

01:00:47.710 --> 01:00:49.470
Why is the heat set at 55 degrees?

01:00:49.710 --> 01:00:51.150
How come I can see my breath inside?

01:00:51.309 --> 01:00:52.910
Shut up, put your fucking scarf on.

01:00:53.470 --> 01:00:57.150
Here's your scully, put you in your put your down jacket on deal with it.

01:00:57.470 --> 01:00:58.110
Deal with it.

01:00:58.350 --> 01:01:00.590
Get under a blanket, but don't shit yourself.

01:01:00.829 --> 01:01:02.110
It's it's brutal, dude.

01:01:02.350 --> 01:01:03.150
Absolutely brutal.

01:01:03.309 --> 01:01:06.269
Yeah, don't even get me started on fucking electric pills.

01:01:06.510 --> 01:01:06.829
Shh.

01:01:07.150 --> 01:01:08.510
Fucking delivery charges.

01:01:08.590 --> 01:01:09.390
What the fuck is that?

01:01:09.630 --> 01:01:11.150
ATM fee like bullshit.

01:01:11.630 --> 01:01:14.350
Delivery charges more than whatever you the electric you use.

01:01:14.510 --> 01:01:15.550
Yeah, than the supply.

01:01:15.710 --> 01:01:16.350
Yeah.

01:01:16.590 --> 01:01:18.110
It's fucking nuts.

01:01:18.510 --> 01:01:23.710
Hey, it's the world we live in today, people, so you might as well bend up, lube up, and just fucking dig it.

01:01:23.870 --> 01:01:24.910
Because that's the way it's gonna be.

01:01:25.789 --> 01:01:27.470
Nobody cares about you or us.

01:01:27.710 --> 01:01:28.829
And it's bottom line.

01:01:28.910 --> 01:01:30.590
It's because the TID said so.

01:01:31.550 --> 01:01:34.190
Waiting for the stone cold glass to break in the background.

01:01:35.070 --> 01:01:35.390
No.

01:01:35.550 --> 01:01:35.710
No.

01:01:35.870 --> 01:01:36.910
Are you falling asleep over there?

01:01:36.990 --> 01:01:38.430
I see your eyes getting fucking heavy.

01:01:38.590 --> 01:01:39.789
Or no.

01:01:40.030 --> 01:01:41.070
You lying motherfucker.

01:01:41.309 --> 01:01:44.590
Why the way you need to lean up and sit at the edge of the chair right now.

01:01:44.910 --> 01:01:45.710
Sit up.

01:01:46.269 --> 01:01:50.910
Get to the edge of that chair and put that put the edge of the chair right on the crack of your ass.

01:01:52.910 --> 01:01:54.510
Look at that uncomfortable.

01:02:00.670 --> 01:02:03.070
But uh that's I mean it's the world we live in now.

01:02:03.230 --> 01:02:07.470
We're uh Greenland's gonna be fucking taken over by us, Cuba.

01:02:08.430 --> 01:02:12.510
Soon to be maybe Mexico, which we're killing all the cartel people.

01:02:13.070 --> 01:02:15.950
Yeah, it's getting it's getting wild out there.

01:02:16.190 --> 01:02:18.829
And fat Neo's gonna have to make a present soon.

01:02:19.870 --> 01:02:23.230
Come out there and start flying around in my fat fucking jumpsuit.

01:02:23.550 --> 01:02:25.870
As long as you're not wearing leather like Trinity.

01:02:26.350 --> 01:02:28.990
No, leather won't be good on the on the hemrhoids.

01:02:29.309 --> 01:02:31.309
I need some soft and satin.

01:02:33.630 --> 01:02:35.309
So rubs nicely on my cheeks.

01:02:35.789 --> 01:02:36.670
Something breathable.

01:02:36.829 --> 01:02:37.150
Yeah.

01:02:37.710 --> 01:02:39.470
Maybe definitely not mesh.

01:02:39.630 --> 01:02:41.470
All I just thought about was Ace Ventura.

01:02:42.030 --> 01:02:43.870
We found Captain Winky.

01:02:49.150 --> 01:02:50.110
Yeah, that's good.

01:02:51.470 --> 01:02:52.990
Such an underrated movie.

01:02:53.230 --> 01:02:53.710
Right?

01:02:53.950 --> 01:02:54.590
Great movie.

01:02:55.070 --> 01:02:55.789
Fantastic movie.

01:02:55.950 --> 01:02:56.750
Is he cloned?

01:02:56.829 --> 01:02:58.269
Did you see uh that shit with him?

01:02:58.510 --> 01:02:59.550
It kind of looks like it.

01:02:59.710 --> 01:03:00.990
No, there was some.

01:03:02.269 --> 01:03:04.269
There was some chick dressed up as him.

01:03:04.430 --> 01:03:05.710
Like there was a nerdy.

01:03:06.510 --> 01:03:06.990
What?

01:03:07.230 --> 01:03:08.030
Did you what did you say?

01:03:08.269 --> 01:03:08.670
Some chick?

01:03:08.829 --> 01:03:09.630
Yeah, it wasn't him.

01:03:09.789 --> 01:03:10.750
It was it was a person.

01:03:11.150 --> 01:03:12.350
Definitely wasn't a chick.

01:03:12.510 --> 01:03:13.630
No, it was a girl.

01:03:14.350 --> 01:03:14.670
No.

01:03:15.630 --> 01:03:16.750
What are you talking about?

01:03:16.990 --> 01:03:17.630
You know what I'm talking about?

01:03:17.789 --> 01:03:19.309
You're talking about at the award show?

01:03:19.390 --> 01:03:19.630
Yeah.

01:03:20.030 --> 01:03:21.550
That's not a chick.

01:03:22.910 --> 01:03:25.470
I'm not even looking at whatever you found that on.

01:03:25.710 --> 01:03:27.630
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

01:03:27.870 --> 01:03:28.670
It was a dude.

01:03:28.910 --> 01:03:32.750
There were several and there were several pictures at several different places.

01:03:32.990 --> 01:03:33.710
It doesn't look like a lot of things.

01:03:33.870 --> 01:03:34.510
What are you gonna look for?

01:03:34.590 --> 01:03:35.950
A fucking Adam's apple?

01:03:36.190 --> 01:03:37.230
There we go.

01:03:38.910 --> 01:03:42.590
Because whoever said it was a chick, that's the dumbest fucking thing.

01:03:43.870 --> 01:03:46.590
Is that what's her name who was who's the swimmer?

01:03:50.110 --> 01:03:52.110
Whatever her name whatever his name is.

01:03:53.230 --> 01:03:53.550
No.

01:03:55.309 --> 01:03:56.030
Anything?

01:03:56.350 --> 01:03:56.829
Hello?

01:03:57.230 --> 01:03:58.750
I'm not prepared for this.

01:03:59.070 --> 01:03:59.710
Well, I wasn't.

01:03:59.870 --> 01:04:00.590
I didn't know what you're talking about.

01:04:01.550 --> 01:04:03.470
Like you're gonna have this ship hold up.

01:04:03.710 --> 01:04:06.510
No, there was like a there was like a girl.

01:04:07.150 --> 01:04:07.710
Oh my god.

01:04:08.030 --> 01:04:08.910
There was like a thing.

01:04:09.150 --> 01:04:09.390
Uh-huh.

01:04:10.269 --> 01:04:10.430
Yep.

01:04:13.150 --> 01:04:14.430
But anyway, it wasn't him.

01:04:14.750 --> 01:04:15.550
It wasn't a clone.

01:04:15.630 --> 01:04:16.910
It was just somebody.

01:04:17.470 --> 01:04:18.110
You know.

01:04:18.510 --> 01:04:20.590
I believe he's alive and safe.

01:04:22.750 --> 01:04:24.190
I hope you're right, Kev.

01:04:24.590 --> 01:04:25.390
I hope you're right.

01:04:25.870 --> 01:04:26.670
These bombings.

01:04:27.070 --> 01:04:30.750
That's all I that's all that's on my algorithm is the bombings.

01:04:31.070 --> 01:04:32.829
Yeah, but you don't even know if half of those are real.

01:04:33.309 --> 01:04:34.510
Yeah, you know, you're right.

01:04:35.070 --> 01:04:35.309
You're right.

01:04:35.550 --> 01:04:38.430
All your fucking earthquakes on your fucking algorithm are real.

01:04:38.829 --> 01:04:42.190
The earthquake comes from a USGS website, dude.

01:04:42.590 --> 01:04:43.309
Here we go.

01:04:44.190 --> 01:04:45.630
The earthquakes are real.

01:04:47.789 --> 01:04:49.230
It's far reach.

01:04:50.510 --> 01:04:51.309
You're tired.

01:04:51.390 --> 01:04:52.510
I'll give you a pass.

01:04:57.550 --> 01:04:59.470
I'm hurt bad, spare tire.

01:05:02.110 --> 01:05:03.390
Just call me spare tire.

01:05:03.710 --> 01:05:03.950
Oh.

01:05:04.350 --> 01:05:06.829
You don't remember that from uh Marry with Children?

01:05:08.030 --> 01:05:08.670
I do.

01:05:09.230 --> 01:05:10.030
Now I do.

01:05:12.750 --> 01:05:15.230
I know I had a couple fucking videos saved.

01:05:15.630 --> 01:05:16.750
That was a good one.

01:05:17.230 --> 01:05:17.710
Porn?

01:05:18.269 --> 01:05:20.670
No, it was the way somebody made some meatballs.

01:05:20.990 --> 01:05:21.789
It was actually pretty good.

01:05:22.110 --> 01:05:22.829
Gay porn.

01:05:22.910 --> 01:05:23.789
No, no, no, no.

01:05:24.430 --> 01:05:25.950
It's food porn.

01:05:26.350 --> 01:05:27.789
Making meatballs with men.

01:05:28.269 --> 01:05:29.150
Food porn.

01:05:29.550 --> 01:05:30.990
That's what it was.

01:05:31.870 --> 01:05:34.030
Some dick skin meatballs.

01:05:38.350 --> 01:05:40.190
Dick skin meatballs?

01:05:40.910 --> 01:05:42.829
You want to cut out the casing.

01:05:43.789 --> 01:05:45.950
Patrick Dickskin Fleciato.

01:05:46.910 --> 01:05:48.670
This fucking Wi Fi.

01:05:50.990 --> 01:05:52.590
It's buffering like you're on AOL.

01:05:52.829 --> 01:05:54.190
It's brutal.

01:05:54.829 --> 01:05:56.750
Well, it's solar storms.

01:05:57.630 --> 01:05:59.470
It's actually the Corona holes.

01:06:00.110 --> 01:06:00.750
The what?

01:06:01.630 --> 01:06:02.590
I thought you'd like that one.

01:06:02.829 --> 01:06:03.789
What's the Corona holes?

01:06:03.950 --> 01:06:04.269
What are you?

01:06:04.829 --> 01:06:08.510
This go on with the your your little silliness of uh What the the Sun?

01:06:08.910 --> 01:06:09.950
Space weather?

01:06:10.269 --> 01:06:10.829
Yeah.

01:06:11.230 --> 01:06:14.430
No, so there's these two giant corona holes facing Earth.

01:06:15.230 --> 01:06:19.789
There it's a like change in magnetism on the sun.

01:06:21.309 --> 01:06:24.350
Is this what's gonna cause the nuggets of gravity?

01:06:26.269 --> 01:06:26.990
Alright, hey.

01:06:28.750 --> 01:06:33.309
And when there's large coronavires like that, they correlate that with large earthquakes.

01:06:33.390 --> 01:06:35.470
And there's been a bunch of big ones this week.

01:06:35.789 --> 01:06:38.190
A couple in Tonga, one in the Mid-Atlantic Ridge.

01:06:38.510 --> 01:06:40.110
Tonga, Tonga, Tonga, Tonga.

01:06:40.430 --> 01:06:41.710
Where's the Mid-Atlantic Ridge?

01:06:42.190 --> 01:06:43.870
Oh, it's like gonna go with the Atlantic.

01:06:44.190 --> 01:06:45.789
Directly in the middle of the Atlantic.

01:06:45.950 --> 01:06:46.990
Runs straight down.

01:06:47.309 --> 01:06:52.750
Is that where they have that separation of the two oceans where one looks like it's blue and one looks like it's green?

01:06:52.990 --> 01:06:53.230
No.

01:06:53.390 --> 01:06:54.350
You know what I'm talking about?

01:06:55.550 --> 01:06:57.230
So by the Mariana Trench?

01:06:57.470 --> 01:06:58.190
I don't know.

01:06:59.470 --> 01:07:07.390
Then I'm watching these fucking videos of Dude, are you gonna bungee bungee cord yourself to a tree that day?

01:07:07.630 --> 01:07:08.590
Oh, when is that?

01:07:08.750 --> 01:07:09.230
August what?

01:07:09.630 --> 01:07:10.670
Is it the 12th?

01:07:10.829 --> 01:07:11.870
Oh, maybe.

01:07:12.190 --> 01:07:13.230
It's coming up.

01:07:14.190 --> 01:07:15.550
It's coming up with this year.

01:07:15.789 --> 01:07:15.950
Yeah.

01:07:16.190 --> 01:07:16.910
We're all gonna be here.

01:07:17.150 --> 01:07:20.030
If the asteroids don't get us, that'll be here in like two weeks.

01:07:20.670 --> 01:07:21.789
What asteroid?

01:07:22.030 --> 01:07:28.110
There's a couple of asteroids around like uh I think like Venus right now, but it's hard to see because of the sun.

01:07:28.670 --> 01:07:30.350
They'll get a better view of them in a couple days.

01:07:30.590 --> 01:07:31.630
Are they planet killers?

01:07:31.789 --> 01:07:32.030
No.

01:07:32.350 --> 01:07:33.550
Are they spaceships?

01:07:34.110 --> 01:07:34.430
No.

01:07:34.670 --> 01:07:35.309
Are you sure?

01:07:35.550 --> 01:07:36.670
Territory asteroids.

01:07:36.750 --> 01:07:37.630
How do you know they're asteroids?

01:07:37.789 --> 01:07:40.430
Because Avi Loeb has not like said anything about these.

01:07:40.670 --> 01:07:40.910
Who?

01:07:41.789 --> 01:07:42.590
The guy from Harvard.

01:07:42.910 --> 01:07:43.550
What is Avi Loeb?

01:07:44.030 --> 01:07:49.470
He's always uh every every fucking comet of fucking spaceship.

01:07:49.710 --> 01:07:50.590
That guy.

01:07:53.630 --> 01:07:54.750
Who's that guy?

01:07:56.910 --> 01:07:58.510
He's like he's like a I don't know.

01:07:58.670 --> 01:08:00.190
He's a professor at Harvard or something.

01:08:00.269 --> 01:08:06.190
He's always on talk shows talking about the aliens and like how the three eye atlas was an alien and this, yeah, all this kind of shit.

01:08:06.269 --> 01:08:08.030
Everything's always an alien to him.

01:08:09.150 --> 01:08:10.030
I get it.

01:08:10.269 --> 01:08:11.230
But yeah, there's a couple of things.

01:08:11.390 --> 01:08:13.309
I mean, can we at least have a fucking asteroid hit?

01:08:13.550 --> 01:08:14.590
Something catastrophic?

01:08:14.829 --> 01:08:15.789
Something to look forward to?

01:08:16.109 --> 01:08:17.149
You're going catastrophic?

01:08:17.309 --> 01:08:17.869
Eh, why not?

01:08:18.430 --> 01:08:22.590
As long as it's over some part of the earth that that we're not close to.

01:08:22.750 --> 01:08:23.310
Why not?

01:08:23.630 --> 01:08:25.390
You just you just want Kevin off himself.

01:08:25.470 --> 01:08:26.750
Wasn't that one of the things you would do?

01:08:26.829 --> 01:08:27.390
You'd off himself.

01:08:27.550 --> 01:08:28.590
No, Kevin's gonna attack you.

01:08:28.829 --> 01:08:29.550
Did you guys feel that?

01:08:29.710 --> 01:08:30.829
I didn't say it off myself.

01:08:31.789 --> 01:08:32.430
No, you did.

01:08:32.590 --> 01:08:33.150
Oh, you did.

01:08:33.390 --> 01:08:34.110
Did you guys feel that?

01:08:34.270 --> 01:08:36.110
It was an earthquake in Tonga.

01:08:36.829 --> 01:08:38.670
Tonga, Tonga, Tonga.

01:08:39.470 --> 01:08:40.430
7.2.

01:08:41.949 --> 01:08:42.909
Filt into my plums.

01:08:43.710 --> 01:08:44.270
Tonga.

01:08:45.869 --> 01:08:54.909
You know, listen, unless uh, you know, shit happens like that movie with with Jonas Jonah Hill and Don't go.

01:08:55.230 --> 01:08:55.710
This is the end.

01:08:55.949 --> 01:08:56.270
This is the end.

01:08:56.430 --> 01:08:56.909
This is the end.

01:08:57.150 --> 01:09:00.110
If it's like that, cool.

01:09:00.430 --> 01:09:00.670
Fine.

01:09:00.909 --> 01:09:02.190
As long as it's not here.

01:09:03.710 --> 01:09:05.630
Are you gonna put Jane Tatum on a leash?

01:09:06.909 --> 01:09:08.829
I guess you being the Danny McGride.

01:09:09.150 --> 01:09:13.230
That shit fucking gonna come all over everything.

01:09:13.710 --> 01:09:14.989
That fucking movie's hilarious.

01:09:15.230 --> 01:09:15.869
It is hilarious.

01:09:16.110 --> 01:09:23.150
Yeah, but listen, if it's if it's the resurrection or or the it's I'm I'm well I'll be ready.

01:09:23.470 --> 01:09:24.270
Let's just go.

01:09:24.430 --> 01:09:24.590
Yeah.

01:09:24.750 --> 01:09:25.310
Let's do it.

01:09:25.789 --> 01:09:26.909
Let's do it.

01:09:27.390 --> 01:09:28.029
Yeah.

01:09:28.270 --> 01:09:30.110
I mean, uh you have enough?

01:09:30.190 --> 01:09:31.550
You you need another bump?

01:09:33.150 --> 01:09:38.670
Wow! Yeah, I wish I could still do that stuff.

01:09:39.630 --> 01:09:40.029
You know?

01:09:40.270 --> 01:09:40.989
I can't tell you.

01:09:41.390 --> 01:09:42.510
That stuff was fun.

01:09:42.829 --> 01:09:43.470
I just have that.

01:09:44.110 --> 01:09:45.470
When it wasn't full of fentanyl.

01:09:45.789 --> 01:09:47.310
Well, that's the whole point.

01:09:47.630 --> 01:09:48.270
Yeah.

01:09:48.829 --> 01:09:49.869
Fentanyl.

01:09:50.029 --> 01:09:51.550
That's another thing.

01:09:52.029 --> 01:09:54.190
Fucking cartels ruined drugs.

01:09:54.750 --> 01:09:56.190
Ain't that the truth?

01:09:56.909 --> 01:09:57.869
You guys want coke?

01:09:57.949 --> 01:09:58.989
No, I got fentanyl for you.

01:09:59.069 --> 01:10:00.750
You guys be dead in two seconds, anyways.

01:10:00.909 --> 01:10:01.630
No big deal.

01:10:02.989 --> 01:10:03.470
There you go.

01:10:03.550 --> 01:10:04.190
A little grim.

01:10:04.590 --> 01:10:05.710
Good luck with that.

01:10:07.630 --> 01:10:11.069
And now you can now you can't even fucking pick up eight balls and feel safe.

01:10:11.310 --> 01:10:11.630
Nope.

01:10:12.989 --> 01:10:15.630
There's still people I know who still fucking do coke.

01:10:17.150 --> 01:10:18.350
No, if you got the money for it.

01:10:18.590 --> 01:10:18.750
No.

01:10:19.390 --> 01:10:20.670
But I'm like, I'm like.

01:10:21.150 --> 01:10:23.869
Yeah, but what are you doing?

01:10:24.190 --> 01:10:25.470
Because Lord knows.

01:10:27.150 --> 01:10:29.390
The dealer's a good friend of mine.

01:10:29.630 --> 01:10:32.270
Well, you He wouldn't do anything to harm us.

01:10:32.590 --> 01:10:34.670
You build personal relationships with people over the years.

01:10:35.949 --> 01:10:37.150
If you got a good guy, you got a good guy.

01:10:37.310 --> 01:10:38.190
Yeah, I got a guy.

01:10:38.670 --> 01:10:39.710
But it doesn't matter.

01:10:39.789 --> 01:10:40.989
You don't know where the fuck he's getting it from.

01:10:42.430 --> 01:10:43.710
You don't know where that guy's getting it from.

01:10:44.029 --> 01:10:47.470
If you got a new guy, that's a that's maybe a sketch.

01:10:48.190 --> 01:10:51.630
That fucking that that$25 bag is being stepped on so many times.

01:10:51.869 --> 01:10:52.350
Oh my god.

01:10:52.829 --> 01:10:54.829
Second you open it up and smells like diesel.

01:10:55.470 --> 01:10:56.190
No muino.

01:10:57.550 --> 01:10:58.430
No good.

01:11:00.430 --> 01:11:04.430
I would just would never, because you never fucking know nowadays.

01:11:04.989 --> 01:11:07.150
No, no, I'm those days are long past.

01:11:07.470 --> 01:11:08.029
Yeah.

01:11:08.350 --> 01:11:08.829
Totally.

01:11:09.230 --> 01:11:12.670
Back in the good old days, the worst case is a little too much baby laxative in there.

01:11:12.829 --> 01:11:14.510
Yeah, you shoot your pants really bad.

01:11:14.590 --> 01:11:16.190
I gotta go to the bathroom after that first one.

01:11:16.510 --> 01:11:17.710
While you're sleeping.

01:11:19.310 --> 01:11:22.430
You do your first line, you're like, oh, gotta go whoop.

01:11:22.670 --> 01:11:25.869
And that was that instantly absorbed.

01:11:26.510 --> 01:11:29.470
Remember a buddy of mine used to get fucking linocaine from a dentist.

01:11:29.869 --> 01:11:30.670
Oh god.

01:11:31.230 --> 01:11:32.909
That shit was ridiculous.

01:11:33.630 --> 01:11:35.310
My old face is numb.

01:11:36.110 --> 01:11:37.390
I don't know why.

01:11:38.510 --> 01:11:39.949
For six hours.

01:11:40.430 --> 01:11:42.909
Felt like you just had a tooth pulled, but you didn't.

01:11:43.150 --> 01:11:44.190
That whole thing?

01:11:44.510 --> 01:11:46.829
You start start doing that.

01:11:47.470 --> 01:11:47.710
No?

01:11:48.190 --> 01:11:48.829
Nobody else?

01:11:48.989 --> 01:11:49.310
Okay.

01:11:50.510 --> 01:11:51.390
We discussed that.

01:11:51.630 --> 01:11:52.190
Good times.

01:11:52.430 --> 01:11:52.989
That was a little weird.

01:11:53.390 --> 01:11:53.630
Sorry.

01:11:53.869 --> 01:11:55.069
Like you did that for fun?

01:11:56.670 --> 01:11:58.190
Like I hate feeling.

01:11:58.510 --> 01:11:59.710
Tested out powder form.

01:12:00.350 --> 01:12:02.829
So I don't know why you're looking down on them like that.

01:12:02.909 --> 01:12:04.909
Like, you know, you're you're being judgmental right now.

01:12:05.150 --> 01:12:05.710
Very much so.

01:12:06.110 --> 01:12:06.590
I don't like it.

01:12:06.670 --> 01:12:07.470
Alright, I'm sorry.

01:12:07.630 --> 01:12:08.270
I apologize.

01:12:08.430 --> 01:12:09.789
I see the error in my ways.

01:12:10.430 --> 01:12:10.909
What?

01:12:11.069 --> 01:12:11.710
Yeah.

01:12:12.430 --> 01:12:13.150
I take it back.

01:12:13.310 --> 01:12:15.150
I see the error in my ways.

01:12:18.670 --> 01:12:20.190
Somebody's got you tamed.

01:12:20.510 --> 01:12:25.390
I'm gonna get you out of that tamed uh whatever mode you're in.

01:12:25.710 --> 01:12:26.350
Get you out of it.

01:12:26.590 --> 01:12:28.270
I don't know if Taves the right answer.

01:12:28.510 --> 01:12:30.029
It's it's just sober me, you know.

01:12:30.110 --> 01:12:32.350
Like what sober me sucks.

01:12:35.869 --> 01:12:37.550
Sober me's gay.

01:12:38.510 --> 01:12:38.829
No.

01:12:40.989 --> 01:12:42.029
Sober orbs.

01:12:42.190 --> 01:12:42.350
Gay.

01:12:44.989 --> 01:12:46.029
Gay retard.

01:12:46.829 --> 01:12:47.150
No.

01:12:49.069 --> 01:12:50.909
Uh I think that's it.

01:12:51.949 --> 01:12:53.230
Anything you guys want to discuss?

01:12:54.029 --> 01:12:55.470
I got an itchy butthole right now.

01:12:55.789 --> 01:12:56.989
No, time for you to go.

01:13:00.190 --> 01:13:03.150
You need to be at least 400 feet away from the house.

01:13:04.029 --> 01:13:06.110
I got a sign behind me that says please don't follow.

01:13:06.350 --> 01:13:07.150
No laughing, bro.

01:13:07.710 --> 01:13:08.510
No laughing.

01:13:11.630 --> 01:13:13.789
That's why I'm lean to this side.

01:13:14.510 --> 01:13:15.470
You do have the lean.

01:13:15.630 --> 01:13:16.190
Yeah, we're good.

01:13:17.230 --> 01:13:17.789
Jesus God.

01:13:17.949 --> 01:13:18.430
We're alright.

01:13:18.590 --> 01:13:19.069
Oh fuck it.

01:13:19.150 --> 01:13:21.150
I guess I still gotta go home and fucking cook dinner.

01:13:21.390 --> 01:13:22.750
That sounds like a good time.

01:13:22.989 --> 01:13:28.110
Yeah, doing some uh sausage and pasta and some sp and spicy uh vodka sauce.

01:13:28.989 --> 01:13:29.470
Nice.

01:13:30.829 --> 01:13:31.869
Yeah, yeah, sure.

01:13:32.029 --> 01:13:32.670
I'm down.

01:13:33.550 --> 01:13:38.350
Did I tell you I did I did two pieces of corned beef in a fucking smoker for St.

01:13:38.510 --> 01:13:39.230
Patty's Day?

01:13:39.949 --> 01:13:42.190
Fucking process, but it was phenomenal.

01:13:42.510 --> 01:13:43.550
How long did it take?

01:13:44.909 --> 01:13:52.029
Eight hours of soaking the corned beef in water, changing the water every blanching every two hours.

01:13:52.430 --> 01:13:53.630
Probably getting all the salt out of it.

01:13:53.789 --> 01:13:56.029
Well, not cooking it, just like blanching.

01:13:56.510 --> 01:13:58.190
Well, blanching would be cooking.

01:13:58.430 --> 01:13:58.750
No.

01:13:58.989 --> 01:14:02.510
You when you blanch something, you're boiling it in water for like a few minutes.

01:14:02.750 --> 01:14:04.110
Um you can argue cooking.

01:14:04.829 --> 01:14:10.190
What do you say when you put it in the fuck you, Kevin?

01:14:10.829 --> 01:14:14.350
And then once it once that was done after eight hours, then it was five hours in the smoke.

01:14:14.670 --> 01:14:15.069
Rhining.

01:14:15.230 --> 01:14:15.550
Rhining?

01:14:15.789 --> 01:14:16.110
Brining.

01:14:17.230 --> 01:14:22.590
You're actually reverse brining it because you're soaking it in fresh water to get it the brine out of the meat.

01:14:22.670 --> 01:14:22.750
Yeah.

01:14:22.909 --> 01:14:23.230
Yes.

01:14:23.630 --> 01:14:24.110
Yeah.

01:14:24.590 --> 01:14:25.470
Still brining.

01:14:25.789 --> 01:14:25.949
No.

01:14:26.350 --> 01:14:27.710
It's the opposite, actually.

01:14:28.029 --> 01:14:29.069
Shut the fucking way.

01:14:29.949 --> 01:14:32.350
But it was fucking fantastic.

01:14:32.510 --> 01:14:32.829
Yeah.

01:14:32.989 --> 01:14:33.630
Yep.

01:14:34.510 --> 01:14:36.829
Yeah, fucking ton of corned beef.

01:14:37.069 --> 01:14:37.949
And my sister's.

01:14:38.110 --> 01:14:40.350
She had like fucking 15 pounds of it.

01:14:41.230 --> 01:14:41.869
A little crazy.

01:14:42.110 --> 01:14:46.029
I refuse I refused to buy the 25-pound piece of corned beef at Restaurant Depot.

01:14:46.510 --> 01:14:47.710
Like, I am not cooking 25 pounds.

01:14:47.869 --> 01:14:50.190
Yeah, what are you doing with that fucking slab?

01:14:50.430 --> 01:14:52.829
Yeah, you cut it in half and give it to me.

01:14:54.190 --> 01:14:55.230
Fucking look at this guy.

01:14:55.390 --> 01:14:56.190
Free handouts.

01:14:56.510 --> 01:14:57.630
This fucking guy.

01:14:58.029 --> 01:15:01.150
I could have used the corned beef 15 pounds, but I was like, he gets it.

01:15:01.310 --> 01:15:02.110
He's like, I'll take seven.

01:15:02.190 --> 01:15:04.029
Here's 18 for you, Kev.

01:15:05.550 --> 01:15:10.270
Kevin's outside going over all of his cooking terms.

01:15:12.590 --> 01:15:14.350
Well, it sounds like you should go over the cooking.

01:15:14.829 --> 01:15:15.869
Shut the fuck up.

01:15:16.270 --> 01:15:17.150
About that.

01:15:18.430 --> 01:15:19.390
Asshole.

01:15:20.350 --> 01:15:21.470
And and this was the first year.

01:15:21.949 --> 01:15:22.909
Reverse brining.

01:15:24.110 --> 01:15:24.989
Hi, Kathy.

01:15:26.350 --> 01:15:27.789
That's reverse brining.

01:15:29.390 --> 01:15:30.989
Reverse glazing.

01:15:33.069 --> 01:15:34.110
Hi, Amber.

01:15:36.029 --> 01:15:37.710
That's always funny for whatever reason.

01:15:37.949 --> 01:15:39.390
Call that a soup kitchen.

01:15:46.430 --> 01:15:47.550
That's fucking great.

01:15:47.710 --> 01:15:51.710
That's a great let's go out on the high notes.

01:15:52.350 --> 01:15:57.150
Dude, I was watching more of the more of the Batman shit with that comic.

01:15:57.230 --> 01:15:57.390
Oh, yeah.

01:15:57.550 --> 01:15:59.949
Where he was beats, he's beating the shit out of a clown.

01:16:00.029 --> 01:16:02.110
And the clown's like, I only had two drinks.

01:16:02.829 --> 01:16:03.710
Where are they?

01:16:04.270 --> 01:16:05.550
Beating the shit out of them.

01:16:05.789 --> 01:16:06.750
Cops come inside.

01:16:06.989 --> 01:16:08.430
We're like, no, no, no.

01:16:08.590 --> 01:16:09.470
That's not the Joker.

01:16:09.550 --> 01:16:10.909
That's a fucking party clown.

01:16:11.550 --> 01:16:12.110
What?

01:16:13.630 --> 01:16:15.630
Wrong room, wrong room!

01:16:16.909 --> 01:16:21.390
Then he just turns, he's like, Harvey, Dent, can we trust him?

01:16:21.630 --> 01:16:23.789
And the cops like, we're past that.

01:16:25.470 --> 01:16:27.630
Shit's that dude's hilarious.

01:16:27.869 --> 01:16:28.909
They gotta come out and more.

01:16:29.310 --> 01:16:40.270
Did you ever see the one with with the girl from um the dark night or the the one with Bane, where he's like he's fighting Bain.

01:16:41.310 --> 01:16:42.270
That's the one we watched here, right?

01:16:42.750 --> 01:16:43.310
We played that.

01:16:44.190 --> 01:16:44.670
I don't know.

01:16:45.789 --> 01:16:47.310
Many bottles of bourbon ago.

01:16:47.869 --> 01:16:49.630
I don't even know if I like Soperkaff.

01:16:50.510 --> 01:16:50.829
Right?

01:16:50.989 --> 01:16:55.230
Like, I have no idea what what drunk seen or done.

01:16:55.550 --> 01:16:59.069
Semi-drunk Kevin and not fucking Abdul Jafar?

01:17:00.510 --> 01:17:03.390
Maybe you drink before the show, but not no.

01:17:05.150 --> 01:17:05.470
No.

01:17:06.270 --> 01:17:07.949
That's like telodigodites.

01:17:08.270 --> 01:17:11.550
Maybe you spark in his leg and he's like, we'll just cut it out.

01:17:11.869 --> 01:17:16.829
Maybe you start when we hit record, not prior, but you're able to drink during.

01:17:17.069 --> 01:17:19.230
Then again, it goes by quick with him.

01:17:20.029 --> 01:17:21.789
I mean, we we get a we get a bottle.

01:17:21.949 --> 01:17:23.069
Yeah, there's really no safe place.

01:17:23.310 --> 01:17:23.710
There's not.

01:17:23.869 --> 01:17:24.029
No.

01:17:24.190 --> 01:17:25.390
It's either you're on or you're off.

01:17:25.869 --> 01:17:27.710
No gray area with this guy when he drinks.

01:17:27.949 --> 01:17:29.069
I'm not gonna lie, I'm kinda happy.

01:17:29.470 --> 01:17:30.590
If you're not first, you're last.

01:17:31.069 --> 01:17:32.270
We didn't have any booze tonight.

01:17:32.350 --> 01:17:33.470
I was I was okay with that.

01:17:33.630 --> 01:17:33.789
Yeah.

01:17:33.949 --> 01:17:34.270
See?

01:17:34.510 --> 01:17:34.750
See?

01:17:35.150 --> 01:17:36.350
I was actually okay with it too.

01:17:36.510 --> 01:17:36.989
There we go.

01:17:37.069 --> 01:17:37.230
Yeah.

01:17:37.390 --> 01:17:37.789
There we go.

01:17:38.270 --> 01:17:39.150
For once, you know.

01:17:39.470 --> 01:17:41.550
After the last week, I gotta go to it.

01:17:41.710 --> 01:17:43.150
I can say I did it, you know.

01:17:44.510 --> 01:17:45.789
It's like climb a mountain.

01:17:46.110 --> 01:17:46.989
Try it one time.

01:17:47.230 --> 01:17:47.789
One time.

01:17:49.230 --> 01:17:53.230
And that's uh the title of the show, Aubs has no bourbon.

01:17:55.949 --> 01:17:57.869
Fucking sober orbs is gay.

01:17:59.390 --> 01:17:59.949
You're all right, bro.

01:18:00.270 --> 01:18:01.150
Uh yeah.

01:18:01.390 --> 01:18:03.230
Uh we didn't see you this week.

01:18:03.949 --> 01:18:04.350
Oh, they did.

01:18:04.590 --> 01:18:07.310
Hey, uh Buzz Sprout co-hosts.

01:18:07.550 --> 01:18:12.989
Can you title the show Sober Kevin is gay?

01:18:13.390 --> 01:18:13.630
Oh.

01:18:13.869 --> 01:18:14.590
Thank you.

01:18:14.909 --> 01:18:16.750
Sober Kevin, not as much fun.

01:18:17.069 --> 01:18:17.710
Yeah.

01:18:18.430 --> 01:18:19.069
Yeah.

01:18:19.470 --> 01:18:20.909
Just do it that way.

01:18:21.230 --> 01:18:22.270
Should be good.

01:18:23.230 --> 01:18:24.430
Should be fine.

01:18:24.750 --> 01:18:25.230
Totally.

01:18:25.470 --> 01:18:26.909
No one listens to it, they won't know.

01:18:27.069 --> 01:18:27.230
Yeah.

01:18:30.829 --> 01:18:33.630
Ladies and gentlemen of TID Nation!

01:18:33.869 --> 01:18:34.909
I think we're gonna call it quits.

01:18:36.029 --> 01:18:36.510
Hour and a half.

01:18:37.310 --> 01:18:37.630
Oh nice.

01:18:38.430 --> 01:18:39.150
Solid show.

01:18:39.550 --> 01:18:40.909
I don't even know if this is the right song.

01:18:41.069 --> 01:18:42.590
And I didn't even have to pee.

01:18:42.750 --> 01:18:43.069
No.

01:18:43.230 --> 01:18:44.670
You're gonna have to pee now though.

01:18:46.270 --> 01:18:47.470
It's the ticket.

01:18:59.470 --> 01:19:01.230
I like the chorus in the background.

01:19:13.949 --> 01:19:15.470
We need more chorus.

01:19:17.069 --> 01:19:18.590
Cowbell, we need more towel.

01:19:20.909 --> 01:19:22.430
It's like pulling in the bar battery.

01:19:46.510 --> 01:19:46.989
Yeah.

01:19:47.390 --> 01:19:48.989
Our new episode is today.

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Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on another fucking great episode of the gay take a deep job.

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Just a song, just a song is gay.

01:19:58.670 --> 01:20:00.590
The line's drawn, Joe Mason.

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T I D idol coming up soon.

01:20:03.310 --> 01:20:05.310
We're gonna make up some flyers, I think.

01:20:07.310 --> 01:20:09.550
I'm waiting for Pat Summerall to come up.

01:20:12.670 --> 01:20:13.630
Uh next week.

01:20:14.029 --> 01:20:15.789
When I dip my pants again.

01:20:20.270 --> 01:20:22.110
Well, at least you'll know about this one.

01:20:26.350 --> 01:20:27.789
Not gonna find out later.

01:20:28.909 --> 01:20:29.710
No surprise.