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This episode goes down as one of our most hilarious episodes to date, and it was one of our firsts in Ep. 9 Who Cares Period!! We bring it back to 3 years ago. Who holds the reins to the internet? Ever pondered on the idea of...
This episode goes down as one of our most hilarious episodes to date, and it was one of our firsts in Ep. 9 Who Cares Period!! We bring it back to 3 years ago.
Who holds the reins to the internet? Ever pondered on the idea of 'unhackable' internet and the implications it holds? Our lively discussion on the possibilities that looms around the concept of internet power and control will have you gripped. Baseball fans, brace yourselves. From the exhilarating thrill of home runs to the nerve-wracking challenge of eating the world's third hottest pepper, we've got stories that will get you right on the edge of your seat. We also get a bit serious, diving into discussions about the current pandemic situation and Trump's COVID diagnosis, don't miss our take on the conspiracy theories swirling around.
Ever wonder how four ordinary guys from the suburbs can become a household name? Strap in for an exciting conversation about the power of self-expression and the importance of thinking for ourselves. The political enthusiasts among you are in for a treat. We delve into the nuances of the Democratic Party and the Republican Party, the supposed role reversal during the 60s, and the contentious topic of QAnon. We wrap up this segment with a meme that perfectly captures the idea of the two parties flipping roles - you wouldn't want to miss that!
We've got more for you in our mixed bag of discussions - from our friend Sonny's departure from future TID episodes and the unforgettable night in the sound factory, to Tommy O's bathroom incident, possible crime scene at his house but, Who Cares Period is born. Tune in for our candid discussions about music, karaoke, and the power of storytelling. We also touch on the unique challenges of remote learning and the impact it has on children's social growth. Finally, we round off our episode with a spooky twist, delving into our personal ghost stories and the mysteries of the dark woods.
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time is a controller stuck in your hand, little sticky, sticky, icky icky.
Speaker 3:I be a little sticky smell like balls a little bit where's the hand sanitizer?
Speaker 2:Jesus me.
Speaker 5:Let's fuck it, let's go on air now wait, you put the song on tonight, or what?
Speaker 1:yeah, the song's playing right now is that is that the one.
Speaker 5:That's what we're doing. Don't you'll see, don't you worry?
Speaker 1:this is our intro song.
Speaker 5:Don't you worry, I was waiting for snooki to come ready ready.
Speaker 1:It's up again and we're live on station head.
Speaker 5:All right, what up station?
Speaker 1:head. Don't mind the music in the background. We're just taking some ecstasy, we're driving some bombs and we're gonna go down to the sound factory in the city and dance until 12 o'clock in the afternoon tomorrow. Why not you guys down with that?
Speaker 3:I'm in gonna assume that one of my kids left the TV out of my house, so none of you guys are into the ecstasy and stuff and going down to sound factory.
Speaker 4:These two are distracted maybe taking some GHB.
Speaker 5:I've been at the bar doing shots for an hour. I don't even know what's going on. Listen the second this song hits oh, is it gonna hit today?
Speaker 4:I'm gonna hit you today it's gonna be the day the gloves come off again.
Speaker 5:It's coming out let's get ready.
Speaker 1:Are we there yet? You got glow six.
Speaker 4:I mean, I've definitely been to festivals where this shit was going on. It like where's Tommy?
Speaker 1:you got the. Did you bring the fog machine in the disco ball?
Speaker 5:yes, but eventually like oh, this is it yeah, bitch, I can't do this you feel that ecstasy popping in your body right now.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, why not? It's just you. Oh, you don't like the hi-hat right here. Oh wait, here comes, not like what a kite doesn't? That's our face, so here, but then this is when he gets, the girl gets.
Speaker 5:Peter Norris finish terrible start to the show, totally not.
Speaker 1:I got all my my e-heads in the back dancing around with the fucking.
Speaker 3:He's back in his bouncing days again yeah our recent chat he's good has brought him back he's just what, flashing back to the acedium black t-shirt cuffed with the man is trying to break the table over here honey pipes ladies and gentlemen, don't mind us, we're all a little screwed up tonight, so I don't know about you guys, but I am, so it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1:But welcome to the take a deep shell myself, mikey D sir good old Tommy, oh how are you pet in our resident e-walk from indoor Maddie how are you? good, good good. I'm looking at a little void in front of me right now where an empty mic spot, kind of I don't know if it's empty mic, empty seat. I just don't see anybody in between Mikey and Tommy right now. So was there supposed to be yes, and with that said, sunny you, motherfucker, you. You are no longer on, nor will you be participating in any of TID's future although he's not answering our cries for concern, though yeah, he don't care, you don't care, so maybe, maybe he's got, maybe he's got, oh, here you go, here you go maybe had a small heart attack. I got a. I know he didn't have a fucking heart attack. First of all, fuck, she probably chopped his dick off.
Speaker 4:She went, lorraine, a bobbin on him oh, he's already got the balls, yeah, so now she's got the whole fucking thing and she's gonna bronze it and she's gonna put it up on the mantle.
Speaker 1:Why fucking sunny walks around like he's doing the cowboy tuck?
Speaker 3:that's the best we can do. Met seven inch screen.
Speaker 1:This is ridiculous what time's referring to is. He's trying to sign into his Hulu account so we watch some football but unfortunately let me in but unfortunately his kids changed everything and he said fuck you dad no, it's not the password.
Speaker 3:It's telling me I'm not at home and I'm not allowed to watch live oh, that did that twice because when you left and logged out, we tried.
Speaker 5:We tried to steal your password last show son of a bitch no we did, we did, didn't work oh, all right what are we drinking?
Speaker 1:tonight, boys, whiskey of the night is makers mark and makers just made its mark down, my throat report report a little taste, let me, let me see what it's got. Let's sit out there, tommy oh tom, is that a taste where it guzzled? Well, the ice melt a little bit there are a couple cubes, and I don't know about you, but I just took it 10 seconds ago and I have instant heartburn. It's either that or my throat's on fire and there's actually gasoline coming up, because would you say it was? smooth, oh man so for future reference. Uh, yeah, sunny's not on the shelf, so you said it was he ever.
Speaker 4:No, I'm just saying no, he wasn't really on here.
Speaker 3:He tried, he tried, he was like the first second he showed up an episode and a half yeah, he was like the fat kid in kickball he's the last one picked, so we might uh we fucking pouted about it and we might just, um, just bring on political Pete for further, further shows because he loved it.
Speaker 1:After the, the big debate.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, and I remember prior to yeah, he was right prior to it.
Speaker 1:He's like oh, I don't like the way my voice sounds on when it's recorded.
Speaker 5:I'm like yeah, I was like, but I can fuck with that as soon, as soon as you put the headphones on, he was sold. Yeah, dude the second.
Speaker 1:The headphones went on and he talked into the microphone, it was every 10 seconds. He's making all these like little fucking comments.
Speaker 4:That were great he's like a very intelligent sound board with movie clips. It's fucking awesome he does.
Speaker 1:He does his little Cuban voice, he does his fucking, he does his uh uh. What's his name from good fellas?
Speaker 5:Tommy D.
Speaker 1:Pesci, pesci. He does Pesci all the time um, that's why I said him and I never got anything done when we were at work yeah, I can understand why.
Speaker 5:I'm not gonna lie, it was a little skeptical. Off the charts stellar he was. He was a star dude. I had so much fun during that show like that was a lot of fun did a lot of laughing, saw that shit go down live.
Speaker 1:It was great and I love the fact, because he had no clue with like, when stuff's like playing, not to say anything into the mic, or whatever you mean, while he gets his phone, he puts it right next to the fucking microphone.
Speaker 2:Do you hear live music in the background oh man, christ I was like watching kids.
Speaker 4:And what the fuck was he drinking? What was that?
Speaker 1:concoction that was that flavored vodka, so that, and that's no, it's blue raspberry spec cap. Jess and I had this. It was fucking delicious. Did your bowls crawl up in your?
Speaker 5:stomach while you were drinking it.
Speaker 1:Listen, it was in the middle of the summer, it was just a nice one of those.
Speaker 5:It was a nice refreshing drink. Yes, it was like one of those summer refreshings all right, then mix it.
Speaker 1:Then mix it.
Speaker 3:No, no, no let me cut you off. Well, a little talk between the pros. Man, would you drink a flavored whiskey?
Speaker 5:yes, there's all, there's only one fireball like it's called whiskey. Yeah, like bullshit, bullshit.
Speaker 1:Maybe you had you add what I had, one you had the fucking Tennessee honey, jack Daniels Tennessee honey. When did I have that dude you and I were fucking drinking it one at my birth. Was it at your party?
Speaker 2:yeah, but who's party we?
Speaker 1:were ripped. Yes, last year what? Party was this the Christmas party.
Speaker 3:Christmas party, yeah, Christmas party that I wasn't
Speaker 1:invited to oh, what do you mean? You weren't invited to it you were invited.
Speaker 4:I didn't get an invite.
Speaker 1:You won the fucking MVP of the team. How were you not invited? The whole team was invited. Did CJ? Did CJ not send out the invitation?
Speaker 5:because he was upset, you got MVP. You were waiting for a fucking golden ticket no, no, I didn't invite the whole team. Thank, you thanks, tom. Could it just could? It just went with that for a minute.
Speaker 3:I don't think Mikey was in the fold last. Last year after the season was being.
Speaker 5:He was being a little shady. He had his hood up. He was just kind of keeping in the shadows. Is what you're saying? I'm just saying we weren't.
Speaker 3:We weren't boys, we were you know.
Speaker 5:I understand.
Speaker 3:Frankie's younger brother playing on my team, type of thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I get it you're always welcome, hey, frankie hey, frankie here's uh here's Mikey's MVP trophy. You want to give it to him? He's not coming to the party either. Actually, you still have that trophy at your house.
Speaker 4:No, we gave it to him.
Speaker 1:He got it. He got like a year later.
Speaker 4:I should give it back, though, because it did nothing for my batting this year terrible.
Speaker 5:Oh, it did. Listen, dude, I don't care.
Speaker 1:I don't care if I was swinging with a goddamn telephone pole.
Speaker 4:I wasn't hitting anything this year well, you did take a fastball off the table right to the face and guys, what can we talk about that?
Speaker 3:guess what? Both of you? Yes, it's wreck baseball. No one gives a shit, I know, but can we? Can we talk about the?
Speaker 1:fastball for me. I get annoyed the fastball that hit me in the dome. Can we talk about this? It wasn't that fast.
Speaker 5:I didn't see it, dude did you get had some I had stitches. I had the fucking stitches of the ball my face. I couldn't tell because I was laughing so hard once he got up, I went to first.
Speaker 1:I heard Matt giggling all I know is like I get up and I think I had my pen in the dugout so I took it. Hit it that before I went to my bat.
Speaker 5:Can I just can I just give a little context here? Yeah, pat hasn't touched the ball in three weeks. What do you mean before that? I bat has not touched the ball, not, not a foul tip, not a base hit far, far from far from last year, very far from last year yeah, it's what when you led the team in strikeouts?
Speaker 1:no dude, I battled over fucking 500 last year no, you didn't yes. I did no, you did yes, I did here we go.
Speaker 4:He had a couple homers too yeah, a couple bombs.
Speaker 1:What did you have? One, two one.
Speaker 4:Oh, he had two, yeah one in the playoff game and I won against the Reds, so don't tell me that home run in the playoff game was huge because if I didn't hit that, we wouldn't win.
Speaker 3:I don't know, can we move on from?
Speaker 1:I don't know. Matt's got a fucking look.
Speaker 5:He's got to look at shit and fucking be an idiot no, I got tell us about how you got hit net with the ball again.
Speaker 4:That's a funny story dude, you got drilled and I can't believe CJ wasn't recording. He always records.
Speaker 1:So the like, the bad part about that it's like take a hit off the pen. You know I'm getting warmed up ready to go up next to know the second. I hit the box, I'm like, well, I'm pretty not feeling good, I'm pretty out there. So this fucking dude throws a pitch ball, okay, next pitch foul. All I know is he throws the third pitch, and it was like a scene in the movie where everything was going in slow motion. Yeah, and I see the seams of the ball and I see how close it's getting to my face and to the point of where I freeze my body and I have no idea how to move. So I lean into the ball, tuck my shoulder. The second I tuck my shoulder, it fucking drills me right in the face, dude that was so loud it hit it so hard where I saw that instant white flash, like when you get a concussion or something, yep and I'm down and I'm like very familiar I wake up right away and I'm like, no, I can't be down, I can't be down, I can't be down. I get up. I'm so fucking dizzy. I got wah, wah, wah, wah going in my ears and I'm running down the first base. I'm like, yeah, it's still a little bit. I think I'm gonna throw up right now. I don't blame you, man, that was and then low and behold, it didn't, it didn't hurt but it it fucked me up wrong. It rung the bell, yeah and then I go into the dugout and I got the fucking ball stitches in my face yeah, which was awesome.
Speaker 4:I saw that. I was like oh man, you're okay, I will stand corrected.
Speaker 5:You did well last year. You did not hit 500, what I hit 356, you did hit two home runs. Again, I stand corrected. I give credit where credit.
Speaker 1:Still, you did have 18 strikeouts also yeah, so I still hit, still hit for assets with home runs and.
Speaker 4:I'm just saying I think I'm, I think I'm chasing out as most.
Speaker 1:As most power hitters do. They strike out a lot, but let's say, connect two home runs is empowering well in our, on our team.
Speaker 3:Yeah in 14 games.
Speaker 1:I would say here thank you, tom, I appreciate that. I'll jerk you off later behind the black curtain.
Speaker 5:Okay, nice boom, oh yeah, you got your bucket 35 plus wreck baseball got your bucket.
Speaker 1:These are fucking disgusting dude what?
Speaker 4:what are those?
Speaker 1:tell the listeners all right, I I'm not even joking, like the saliva is coming out of my mouth just trying to read the word, because I'm sitting there thinking I'm like this is the hottest fucking thing I've ever said third hottest pepper okay, so the third hottest pepper in the world is the Reaper pepper yep Carolina, reaper and we did. They the wheel of punishment correct, which sunny spun. He's got to eat some salty nuts. Yep, and Tom decided to go out and buy ass kicking Carolina Reaper pepper honey.
Speaker 3:What's in the cover there?
Speaker 5:honey peanuts, it's a donkey shitting dog shitting cherries no, no, those are cherries, a donkey shitting cherries.
Speaker 3:Those are cherries.
Speaker 5:No, that's the pepper that looks like a cherry. No, that's. No, that's.
Speaker 1:That's a pepper shoot, that's a we can call the pepper, we will call the fucking cherry too, because it's gonna make you shit whatever, which is exactly what would happen if you exactly it's, you're gonna be? No, it's like paintballs are gonna be coming out of your ass if you open it, open it.
Speaker 4:It's not fresh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's not opened oh no, how long has this been sitting?
Speaker 4:just take a look one lick oh man, I hope it doesn't like invade the whole room. Ah, stop with the Duke.
Speaker 1:Nuke sorry, sorry, oh, why does it have? Oh, it kept it fresh, oh it has one of those things in there. The hell's going on over there. Um, what is this? A sticker? This is one of those 25 cent things. You get a ring and shit deco ring.
Speaker 3:Is it a wet wipe to wipe your hands or something, so you don't burn your eyeballs? I got shit on my fingers, don't touch your eyes.
Speaker 1:I'm afraid to, are you fucking?
Speaker 5:kidding me right now, touch your eyes, it'll be fine. Doesn't smell bad, doesn't even smell. You can eat one. Take a hit, go ahead, eat one, do it now here's the thing.
Speaker 2:You fucking little midget over there, we are friends we are a team oh, now, this is what we're gonna do just to be fox.
Speaker 1:No, we're all gonna take it at the same time. I disagree, no, sorry dude, I'm really you can't make me do it. Oh, that's too bad. How come Tom and I are the only ones who want to do this?
Speaker 4:No, I don't want it because I know you got. I know how hot those are gonna be it's one nut. Okay one, it's not even a squirrel nut dude.
Speaker 5:This is like a fucking I can't sure about not to drink the blue raspberry vodka to drown the fire out of my mouth.
Speaker 3:Oh, we left it here. Yeah, I should throw it out the window right now.
Speaker 5:I Think you just throw it against the wall. Oh. Man, I'm like, so a Paul won't have to let a candle in here for weeks.
Speaker 1:Hey, wait, but I'll be walking to my bed. I'm gonna get glued to the floor like I'm a fucking mouse with the mouse trap down. Oh yeah, you need to vodka for that.
Speaker 4:Rose. Wait, tom, you're you really hating on this Becca? Huh, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:All right. So then, if you're hating on this back, I'm gonna be hating on you and we're gonna be doing. Can we do a shot? Can we do the shots first? Carolina Reaper.
Speaker 5:Can we do the?
Speaker 1:shots first. Okay, shots on. Oh, jamele, jamele. So we're gonna try and start a tradition today. Let's do this. We're gonna have a bottle Jameson all the time ready ready. We got. We got the little hotel with Jameson bottles right now in our hands.
Speaker 5:Would you prefer the blue raspberry vodka Tom?
Speaker 1:We're done talking about it, cuz I'm gonna take the bottle and smash it over your fucking head.
Speaker 3:I'm a little flush from the makers mark.
Speaker 1:I'm thinking that I'm not even joking. He's the second he says flush. Look at the fucking redness.
Speaker 3:My ears are burning off my head right now.
Speaker 5:No, I haven't seen Oscar drink out. Oscar I'll drink whiskey in a long time? Oh no.
Speaker 4:All right, and we're getting another one.
Speaker 1:Oh are you guys ready? I'm ready. Oh you and you want to be the shot. The AC off, hey, mikey you want to shut the window. I gotta turn the AC back on, yeah.
Speaker 3:I have to go sit in front of listen the hotness you get on your cheeks and your ears.
Speaker 1:I have it like around my eyes right now.
Speaker 3:Actually the white part of your eyes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think my eyelashes just fell off.
Speaker 5:This is why no one wants to listen to us, because they're not having as much fun as we are.
Speaker 1:Listen, anybody's invited. You guys want to come up and hang out with the crew? We'll just shoot the shit. Let's do it. Let's bring a bottle with you.
Speaker 3:I have her, I have her live and we need the 1 800 number.
Speaker 4:That's that would be awesome that would be funny. I'll just give out your number, tom.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 5:So the tradition we're gonna try and like the women, of the night number like a 1 888, what?
Speaker 1:I'm sorry didn't you do that. Huh, I apologize. I had a nice little phone sex operator voice right there for a second.
Speaker 3:Hi, my ears are melting my headphones right now.
Speaker 1:He's flushed. Hi, is this Tom?
Speaker 5:Hi Tom, oh no are your ears hot, so this my voice.
Speaker 1:Make your ears melt in your fucking headphones. You don't mind if I talk a little dirty to you, do you?
Speaker 3:No big boy.
Speaker 5:Pat Pat's jar of KY just shut itself and crawled under the bed.
Speaker 2:Well, please.
Speaker 3:Maddie well played the 55 gallon drums down to 20, that's now we're down to like two.
Speaker 1:We got crazy we have spitting.
Speaker 5:How's the ghosting Mike? I think they left.
Speaker 1:We got crazy here. One eight, eight, eight.
Speaker 4:Take it deep TID.
Speaker 1:KY jelly, galvanized buckets and a bunch of freaks. Call me.
Speaker 3:Can that be some merch? A Galvanized bucket with our logo in the family great.
Speaker 1:I think that happened. So the tradition I'm trying to start, that we try to start six minutes ago, but foolishly we gotta do, they have to be so big and that's what I'm looking at too, and I'm like, really, only a shot. Mikey, I'm fucking Maddie. You were walking alcohol bottle so I mean it doesn't matter. You're like oh, that's cool, but Maddie, it's, it's like two gallons, that's all right, we'll finish that, it's fine.
Speaker 5:It's fine.
Speaker 1:All right, so well, we're gonna try and start a tradition and we're gonna do a shop before every show, all right, but it's usually before every show, but we're already 20 minutes in, so it really doesn't matter.
Speaker 3:And but Mikey doesn't want to be part of the team.
Speaker 1:No, mikey, you want some of that blue raspberry speckah. No.
Speaker 4:Not.
Speaker 5:Rub it on your chest. It'll get rid of that a little congestion.
Speaker 1:No, no, I'm good that wasn't funny because it's not like minty. Like if it was minty, I can understand that comment, but it's not, so any hope thank you. We're doing shots of Jameson. We're actually drinking pints right now, and so salute fellas to your show. Chin down, and that's so cold person. Yeah, you'd be having fun right now, but you can't yeah.
Speaker 5:I'm balls feeling. No fun for you. Big pussy rally killer.
Speaker 3:Oh rally killer is pretty bad and Lou down the old hatcher who they say.
Speaker 1:I'm scared to do this.
Speaker 5:Is everybody okay totally smooth.
Speaker 3:I officially have no covid down my throat right now.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that would sterilize your insides, boys. We have no epic where that might be by mini bottles.
Speaker 3:Maybe that's Trump's problem he doesn't drink.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's how we got the covid. That's how you got the covid.
Speaker 5:I'm a believer in Scotch and anger cures all.
Speaker 1:No, I would say, creates all, but not cures.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I disagree.
Speaker 1:Okay, so are we gonna do try these peppers, nuts.
Speaker 5:Good pat, you start.
Speaker 1:No, we're all gonna do it together.
Speaker 3:No, I'm counting one, two, three my throat's kind of numb right now. That's what I'm saying Jameson's a fuck.
Speaker 4:I do not want to be doing this right now.
Speaker 1:They're gonna be full nuts.
Speaker 4:It looks pretty harmless. Why?
Speaker 3:did, I get the biggest one.
Speaker 4:You did.
Speaker 5:You got the GM.
Speaker 3:I got the.
Speaker 1:HGH Not right there.
Speaker 5:Did you take a full one?
Speaker 1:you only took a half to go full, look at the service area on this day okay, I Three. Yeah, one, two, three.
Speaker 2:Oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker 1:Oh Boy, I feel tingling on my tongue and hopefully that oh.
Speaker 3:There it is.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:Not getting it. Wait, wait, wait, so it's got a little, so it's not it's not it's not increasing.
Speaker 5:Now. You're not supposed to get brain freeze from something hot, are you? Oh, I'm good.
Speaker 1:Wasn't terrible. It's definitely got some heat to it. It does, but that's.
Speaker 3:I'm good Like I wouldn't want a handful of them. But no, no, I wanted a time I get two ice cubes for For here.
Speaker 1:Oh, wait a minute.
Speaker 4:No, don't drink. Don't drink, it makes it worse oh.
Speaker 5:I just swallowed saliva burning so bad right now.
Speaker 4:Do not drink anything for a couple seconds. Oh, that was bad call.
Speaker 1:Oh my mouth, I'm drooling, I'm drooling, what am I? Supposed to do to drool I had a swallow again.
Speaker 3:I'm starting to sweat. Got a little tear building up. I'm still okay. I'm sweating.
Speaker 1:Oh, I gotta take my sweatshirt off right now.
Speaker 5:I liken this to the time I did a shot of 151 at the bar. I was feeling strong and it ended my night because it made me feel so sick.
Speaker 4:That wasn't bad, okay, okay the first time I really got like blackout drunk when I was a kid.
Speaker 3:I gotta find something worse. It's really not that much of a punishment.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it's, I don't know. The second, I it's not. I had a ton of saliva. I swallowed. The second, I fucking swallowed and burned do like.
Speaker 3:I mean it's not enjoyable, but I'm like it's not a true punishment.
Speaker 5:I'm not eat another one.
Speaker 3:No, like it, like I'm like I'm saying, if it's a whole handful, I think that's a torture I was supposed to be.
Speaker 5:what Was it going to be done?
Speaker 4:So now? So now, what not, isn't? You can get through yeah but dude, like five of those little fuckers, no all right, so we'll use these as punishments.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yes we'll do that. It's gotta be born. One though for the punishment.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes so we'll leave those right there just to collect us, and doesn't matter how long it's been sitting there. No, somebody's gonna eat it.
Speaker 3:Nice.
Speaker 1:Okay, give me a second. I have to take my sweatshirt off because I'm a little sweaty and my ears are starting to melt under my headphones.
Speaker 4:Yep, everyone's sweating now. It's hot, it's warm. Okay, so Carolina Reaper peppers are fucking legit Put that thing away.
Speaker 3:I have that exact shirt right on top of my dress room.
Speaker 1:I wear it I'm not even joking like every day, it's so comfortable.
Speaker 5:Have you even changed your shirt since last show, because I think you had it on the last time. I didn't have it on last time, actually. I didn't know it was mine because you and Tom had it back and forth about how yeah we were on, we were on zoom meet.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that was our Friday. Friday meet.
Speaker 5:Was it? Yeah, okay, I'd be changed since Friday.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this is like my night. It's like my night guard. You have several little shirts no no, I wear this, just this one, cuz it's so comfortable. They're trying to be funny, cuz it's just not funny.
Speaker 4:I'm laughing cuz you're an idiot.
Speaker 1:So much love here all right, let's start the show great guys, listen, you gotta have some fun, you gotta have some fucking fun.
Speaker 5:Well, should we start then? Yeah, yeah, we'll start.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna start pounding you in about two seconds, oh so whoa. Any which way. I do not accept that drill, though, oh oh the drill, don't get all fucking tangled up in his E-Walk ass.
Speaker 3:You know what we're gonna need, so maybe hooks up there for the bucket.
Speaker 4:No, I think that would be appropriate. Everyone has their own clip, so when you get, a lot trouble.
Speaker 3:Grab your bucket and you start heading down the stairs.
Speaker 1:Oh, Love you fucking awesome.
Speaker 4:I'm really excited to see who's the first one to fall down the stairs. Though, matt, it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1:I almost went down three times, so yeah, so he's got, the numbers are stacking up against him.
Speaker 4:You know I do, I do not go in front.
Speaker 1:I'm afraid, if he does go down the stairs is he.
Speaker 4:is he going through the window? He's going outside, yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm going right.
Speaker 5:It's gonna be fresh air.
Speaker 1:Where's Matty? He's in the girl, he's in the garage.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's actually right next to my car.
Speaker 3:I mean if I ever have a ride home again, then I'd be the odds on favorite.
Speaker 1:I don't know cuz I can't see you going down all four.
Speaker 5:Yes, come up from Florida. Oh, I've been requested. Shout out, shout out to big Paul down, fly up Sunday morning, I think.
Speaker 1:Paul's our number one fan.
Speaker 3:Paul's are easily our number he was our first fan. He might be our biggest, paul's. These are number one fan.
Speaker 1:He'll be our number one fan forever.
Speaker 4:The door is always open for Paul, absolutely always and your uber skills.
Speaker 3:He was here for the first minute Of episode 1.5. That's right.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. We can one point five. I remember that episode. It was like forever ago. So Trump's got COVID.
Speaker 4:Yeah, can you believe this shit? I can prize now, here's the.
Speaker 1:Here's the, the elephant in the room. What is it? Wow?
Speaker 4:Oh, man, we need Pete.
Speaker 1:I'm not gonna lie. It scared me for a second and I turned and I look and I see he's doing it. I went back. I'm like I'm so scared right now because why that was? That was beautiful, by the way. You sounded like a real fucking elephant. So he's an e-walk, he's an elephant, matt. He's a man of many in the army and he looks like fucking mr Miyagi. Which is the funny thing is is mr Miyagi is probably the best thing, because you look exactly like him, it's having more hair than he does when you send that, when you send that photo or the Reface thing, of being in the locker room right before he goes back and fucking crane kicks Johnny Lawrence.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry, it's the best.
Speaker 3:As you know, I support Trump. I'm gonna vote for Trump, but he has as much COVID as I do. It's a bunch of horseshit.
Speaker 1:Well, that was my getting it's horseshit.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, that was my question. Is that the elephant in the room bet?
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, but you scared the shit out of me. What's the elephant next to? I go off topic. It was so scary. Sorry is, do you think that this is a big ploy In order for him to Take those of the big names out of deep state?
Speaker 3:No, I think he thought that Biden was gonna pull. I have COVID and can't do the next debate, so he's like I'm gonna be done. I'm gonna say I have COVID Two weeks before the debate so that I can heal and recover and be on time for the debate. Well, and say during the debate see, no big deal, covid isn't that deadly.
Speaker 1:I beat it. Here's the thing, mikey. What do you think?
Speaker 4:I'm gonna say that a lot.
Speaker 1:What do you think it is?
Speaker 4:Dude, I think this is all part of the storyline how to get rid of COVID out of this fucking pandemic, bullshit, yep do you know anything about a 10-day pause of the internet? 10 days darkness. Yeah, somebody. Somebody mentioned that a little while ago on the message boards. I think his name was cute.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, what's, what's the reason why the internet? How to help, first of all, how you, and stop the internet for 10 days.
Speaker 4:I don't, so one of actually one of the the queue drops that I was trying to decipher was that one, and I don't think the 10 days darkness Will ultimately be or is it 10 days darkness of Trump being out with COVID? That's. There's a lot of speculation recently between a lot of people that that's what it is. That's like what it's referencing. It's basically Him beating this and showing that the medicines and treatments do work. The vaccine is not needed. This is a big storyline that I think is gonna come out after this.
Speaker 3:I have a question for anyone and I might be showing my age here. Are we sweating?
Speaker 1:Yes, that wasn't my question okay, I'm starting to think about this. The other day, and you know like, Are you all right pattern.
Speaker 3:Let me do a show.
Speaker 2:I'm dying.
Speaker 5:I'm trying to watch Chris Collins, where my temperature just went up like 20 degrees, chris. Collins worth KG. He was a big fucking beak under a mask here.
Speaker 3:Do you have to cool off in the gimp room?
Speaker 1:Pat, now we're good. I don't have to go to the bathroom like you, tom.
Speaker 3:Not yet, maybe about 15. Okay, if I do another sleltzer, let's go.
Speaker 5:Get petaled other masking a ball gag here, please.
Speaker 4:No, we're not going down, so I.
Speaker 1:Had a comment to that, but I can't.
Speaker 3:Anyways yeah.
Speaker 5:I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:Should Mike and I just talk like you guys can? It's not a story, it's a question. All right, what's question? I Just a dick.
Speaker 5:Okay, what's your question?
Speaker 3:So I don't know about you, but you know, like on your ride home you your man and your thoughts, right. So I was thinking the other day, like it blew my, my mind, my brain, like, and again I might be showing my age, but wait Before you know, pass it up and stop. Who owns and controls the quote Internet? What, like? What is it Like? I know you have all these different search and oh, this is red pill, blue pill.
Speaker 5:Michael, jump in. This is red pill, blue jumping. This is this is all you right?
Speaker 1:is is red pill, blue pill, because you go back 30 years ago.
Speaker 3:You have which I take yeah this interweb and you know, aol burst on the scene.
Speaker 5:Tommy's the next. Neo, don't take no shit from Pat, just go, just go.
Speaker 3:But like what is the internet anymore? Like who, like what is?
Speaker 4:it, dude. I grew up basically at the start of computers being like really Mainstream and adopted in every fucking household, and I saw the birth of the internet come through dial up from yeah, they AOL, fucking dial up shit now what we have Exactly. you're in that generation, yeah so, obviously, there's satellites now that are circling the planet that are providing us with access to okay to for the porn and there's some links that people are putting with Tesla and that their shit that they're sending out in space is potentially grooming the next internet, which is going to be like Unhackable, no spying. Basically, when the, the NSA Started the hammer and if you don't know what that is, look that fucking shit up.
Speaker 3:But my question is you have always different companies that you're basically paying for access to this internet. They have to be paying somebody like, yeah, who, who is it? Who I?
Speaker 4:Actually don't know who owns and runs the fucking internet right now.
Speaker 1:It's nobody does. It's open Open source. It's pretty much run by the mind of God. No, it's just run by the government.
Speaker 5:What cuz there's satellites. Will porn hub still be on a new internet?
Speaker 4:I don't think so.
Speaker 3:But the internet's fuck the internet's world.
Speaker 1:What about red tube? Probably not. No, I'm done.
Speaker 5:No, I'm not going on.
Speaker 4:I'm done with the internet now but listen like what you're saying is you don't have an answer for it.
Speaker 3:It's just a.
Speaker 1:True.
Speaker 4:There's got to be somebody controlling it. I would assume that it's the globalist elites that have the access to that and that are managing that just based on what, what the spying and shit that has gone on. I mean, let me be like pretty clear here if you have ever taken a fucking photo or text message and sent it to somebody and stored some, that is all saved, every piece of electronic Communication that you've ever had, even if you're deleting it.
Speaker 3:So you're telling, you're telling me the internet's not too much different than Religion. Some God owns the internet.
Speaker 4:Some God owns the internet. I personally think it's like the Rockefellers and all those fucking sick fucks that are basically maintaining that power.
Speaker 5:I mean, if my top money, even though it is limited.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna have to cut off and no, look up a few things part, part of I'll be back part of the sequin events and, like the great awakening, basically transitioning away from all of this deep state shit which is the fucking Federal Reserve, which is basically crashed now that's taken away their money, power, the oil and gas industry, which I believe that the Tesla not like current Elon Musk, tesla, nicola Tesla, his actual generators and free energy type shit that Basically tanked his career, like the Rockefellers and all those guys were basically burying him and making him out to be a crazy person because they were so scared of what this Brilliant man was doing he was an alien.
Speaker 3:A lot of people think that I'm not even fucking joking.
Speaker 1:That's I 110%.
Speaker 3:I believe that that he's an alien, so is Musk.
Speaker 4:So I have my theory on that kind of stuff, like I believe that we're not alone, absolutely. There's definitely habitable planets out there that we don't understand, but I don't think they're like the stereotypical fucking great, like independence day aliens, like that shit. No, and that's what they do in the movies. They try to make it seem so fucking scary and all that bullshit it's. It's so ridiculous.
Speaker 1:What about the aliens from? And what is it? The fucking Mars?
Speaker 4:Mars attack. That shit is too funny. What, what's this?
Speaker 5:That's just in an hour, oh cool, nice.
Speaker 4:So with the Q stuff, basically, he did outline that there would be a need to shut down the internet for some period of time because they need to put in this new internet that basically is not hackable and people can't use it from malicious intentions. You know the internet hacking out there the shit that they do is out of control and they can spy on people anything with a camera they can basically tap into. So this new internet is part of the rollout, as Q basically is outlined. There's there's some big fucking changes and in order for that stuff to happen, the people need to understand that the stuff that's going to come out and it may come out through Trump, is going to be rejected by a lot of the left. So there there has to be like an awakening, and I tweeted and post on Instagram a lot about the great awakening because I think we're getting close to it and everybody since I've been let back and unsuspected from fucking Twitter.
Speaker 1:When I got your message.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm back. It's awesome. They put in all my fucking followers. People were like, oh dude, it's so awesome to see you back, and I actually posted the video of Randy Quaid. I saw you sent the independent say hey guys, I'm back and people were loving you.
Speaker 3:You sent us their little apology message saying oh, oh, sorry if you're inconvenienced.
Speaker 4:They ever tell you why I never got a reason when I appealed it. I never got confirmation of the appeal. I basically was shut down on eight. Eight. It was right after the the Bay root bombing. What did you tweet? And the hydroxychloroquine video of the doctors that were basically coming out and saying, oh can you fuckers wake up? Like the media doesn't want you to know this, because they want this Pandemic to go and continue to go, because it was the only way to try and get Trump out of the White House.
Speaker 3:That is their so do you think Trump's really taken that Remdesivir?
Speaker 4:Yeah, I you know I was really pissed, in all honesty, when I saw that that he's taking that instead of hydroxychloroquine. I was kind of like you're a bitch dude, what the fuck are you doing? Like change that you have not.
Speaker 3:I'm asking is he really taking that or is he taking the hydroxy?
Speaker 4:Maybe, I don't know, he might be doing it to appease, like the Fauci people, the people that, like, think he's telling the truth.
Speaker 1:Well, that's. That's why I said he's going to be the next David Blaine, because right now smoke and mirrors and well, at this point, he just wants to push a cure out.
Speaker 4:He doesn't care what it's called and when he had to bring up the vaccine stuff, he had to do it that way and people attacked him but he had to do it that way. I'm not taking fucking vaccine out. I'm not taking vaccine out. I don't care what anybody fucking says, Not taking it. And I think he knows that. He's more interested in getting people the treatment and cure.
Speaker 1:Hydroxychloroquine has been connected to a lot of other things that it's sorry station had I apologize for taking a video and if fucking locked us off.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it did.
Speaker 1:Great, great, fucking great. Okay, they missed a really good part right there. It's like two minutes and 30 seconds of that's good talk right there.
Speaker 5:Yep. Attention guys, the station head.
Speaker 2:We got to work Somebody shit out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, as Tom is eating his fingers over there when he puts nuts in his mouth.
Speaker 3:I didn't have dinner. I was scared to get scolded for being.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry if you treated like a slave at your own house.
Speaker 3:Yeah, look, I still have concrete stain on my fingers.
Speaker 4:He's built, he's expanding the compound.
Speaker 5:We've got. We've got confirmation that a rally killer is alive.
Speaker 4:He is from who.
Speaker 5:But it was a terrible excuse. What was it? Was he dickless, just so tired? I was so tired, I fell asleep.
Speaker 4:Fuck off, I'm going back to bed now. I dragged my ass here. What?
Speaker 5:do you? He didn't text me, no, no, nor did he text me. He didn't text Mike either. It was me. You, I told you, like Tom, he does.
Speaker 1:Hey, even though you're so tired, you're still off the fucking show. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's like I look forward to these fucking, these times where you guys, on Sunday, it's because it's, it's a blast, I have a lot of fun and for all you fucking listeners who are out there who are listening to us, do us a huge, huge favor. All right.
Speaker 3:We are looking to become a fucking household name. That's the goal here.
Speaker 5:I don't mind T I D nation, t I D nation I want to like point.
Speaker 1:I would do it every day if I didn't have to go to a full-time for the rest of my life. This is what I want to do for the rest of my life.
Speaker 5:If we could do that, I would fuck everything else off. We could do this Absolutely.
Speaker 1:The fact of you know you're able to just get your you know the thoughts out of your mind, whatever it is how you feel we're just a bunch of ordinary Joe's from the suburbs of fucking New York. So I honestly think that's a good story behind that. Where we're in this, let's become just fucking hassle names. Four guys from the suburbs Tell it how it is man. And TID Nation. I want to create a movement Like, literally a movement of people who are able to think for themselves, don't have to be, you know, fucking push one way or the other. It's bottom line. That's what we want to do here.
Speaker 5:Are actually able to have a conversation. Yeah, without freaking out.
Speaker 4:Dude, I will say this though recently I have a very hard time being around like normal people Cause they say certain shit and I just look at them and I'm like don't start my mic, don't say it.
Speaker 1:Don't say it, maybe cause you're a fucking alien? Are you saying normal people are liberals? Oh, are you talking?
Speaker 4:about the plus. No, but even just like normal.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, you are normal people, I mean.
Speaker 5:I posted a fairly mundane thing on my Instagram today. I said and I started fairly mundane, Let me see what fairly mundane is?
Speaker 4:No, it was. I want to see it it wasn't my normal, my normal nonsense.
Speaker 5:Okay, I said, and a very good friend of mine, who I respect as a human being, actually fucking came back and started fucking shooting at me.
Speaker 4:Okay, with what?
Speaker 5:So I fucking came up the aunt thing.
Speaker 4:Yes, I actually saw that a couple of days ago.
Speaker 5:And farm one. So so we went back and forth. I saw went back and forth and finally I just fucking said dude, we need to fucking get together, because you're reading this completely different than the way I'm reading it. Yeah, and you're coming out of fucking left field here.
Speaker 4:Which way was he interpreting it?
Speaker 5:I'm not going to get into specifics until I actually talked to him, because I would actually like to talk with him and have him come on the show, because he's very, he's very articulate, he's very educated.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 5:And I would love to get his fucking back and forth with us, but I got to have the one on one first to make sure that everyone's Test the water.
Speaker 4:Everything is going a little bit. Let's see what we're working with.
Speaker 3:How about this one To be an equal opportunity and told the far right there Just as stupid Like?
Speaker 5:oh, absolutely Fucking literally.
Speaker 3:I'm not just picking on the far.
Speaker 4:I've always been registered as an independent.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but the far right just is dumb.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 3:I know, I know I know, we all are going to be a middle road.
Speaker 4:The far, anything is fucking bad.
Speaker 5:I know we all lean. We're leaning one way right now.
Speaker 3:Well, I lean conservative, but I'm not. I'm not crazy.
Speaker 5:Right, I'm not a fucking nut job. On the right, I'm not a fucking nut job on the left.
Speaker 1:You want to know what you are. He's an angry. That's what you are.
Speaker 4:I honestly Nice job.
Speaker 1:I was waiting for something to be said. That's why I was looking at the sound board. Come on, come on. Come on, come on.
Speaker 5:I got it, I got it, I got it.
Speaker 4:One of the best memes I saw out there was about the Republican and Democratic Party, basically flip flopped. Oh yeah, and I can't remember if it was the 60s or 70s, 60s, I believe. They flip flopped and they didn't like really tell anybody.
Speaker 3:Well, they didn't really flip flop, but it's just, the Democrats stole the Republicans. Narrative is what they tried to do.
Speaker 4:Yeah. And they're still trying to do For me. The Democratic Party has been connected to so much shit.
Speaker 3:Well, they're the most. They're the most racist bunch around. And why did?
Speaker 5:we shut the AC off. It's three million degrees up here. Are you sweating that bad? He's a sweaty elf.
Speaker 1:Well, he's got 400 pounds of fur I know it's got to be hot, it's going to be.
Speaker 3:And he's wearing his skinny jeans too.
Speaker 5:I am not Fuck you dude. Oh man, fuck you Fucking. Relax fit as they get.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's. That's as bad as relax. This is the flicks. It's as bad as relax as banana hammocks I am.
Speaker 4:I am not wearing ballhuggers. Tom, what's that dog? That cartoon dog?
Speaker 5:Motley, he just did it, tom just did that he just did it.
Speaker 1:Oh my yeah, when he gets red.
Speaker 4:I absolutely saw it, dude. Can we talk about the House basically condemning QAnon, qanon, like what the fuck? That came out of nowhere and happened really good, well, the House of Representatives.
Speaker 1:House of Representatives. You know they were Obviously the Dems, but who? No, there was a Republican. There was a Republican on it it was a lot of.
Speaker 5:There were a lot of Republicans.
Speaker 1:There was only 17.
Speaker 4:Nice, 17. You know what the 17th letter is? Q yeah, there were 17 Republicans that said no.
Speaker 5:It can all be coincidence, can it?
Speaker 4:Yeah, can it really? It mathematically impossible with all of the shit that Q is outlined and exposed.
Speaker 3:But anyways, any politician is going to denounce any Group, any group, no matter what how the fuck is QAnon Supposedly not recognized, but Antifa is.
Speaker 1:How come Antifa's fucking thing has been brought up into the House?
Speaker 4:No, that's an idea, it's not a oh Antifa's flag basically looks like the like Communist flags because no one's put their fist through that scumbags face.
Speaker 1:yet who's the scumbag?
Speaker 5:Just started Antifa.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, who is that?
Speaker 3:What you see. Pat stroke his beard making fun of me. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:It's becoming, it's coming in thicker. It sounds so weird when I say it Pat, I only stroke. I only stroke my beard when it comes thicker. Oh that's a lot of things. Wait a minute, let me get real quick. There it is.
Speaker 3:How do you think, though, right Stop.
Speaker 5:Stop your fucking microphone cover, will you?
Speaker 1:please, I'm sorry, I'm like licking.
Speaker 4:After the dank woods he was resting his face on it. It was like his little face, oh PS.
Speaker 5:I just I just arranged just another trip to the woods.
Speaker 1:Yes, oh man, that's right, I'm not going to the woods, no, you're going to the fucking woods.
Speaker 5:You got to go to the woods.
Speaker 1:You're going to the woods. It's going to be like the fucking woods project.
Speaker 3:You got to come to the woods. I don't trust you in the woods.
Speaker 1:I don't, I don't want to go to the first, so you can hide.
Speaker 4:Pat the woods here. Really fucking creepy. What are you talking about? The woods around here? Yeah, these woods.
Speaker 1:Dude, I'm not going to. That's why, no, no, no, he's not going back.
Speaker 5:He's not going back there.
Speaker 4:No, I'm not going back there.
Speaker 1:That's why I'm not even fucking joking around when I tell you, I got, I got bad, weird vibes I've seen shit happen, fucking shit back on. So you got the bad vibes. I've seen shit happen in this house. I guess that's for some odd reason, I guess, I'm like, I'm not scared of it. Ladies and gentlemen, brought to you by a tell.
Speaker 3:Do you have any idea how many prostitute corpses are back there?
Speaker 1:We did why. Oh who put him?
Speaker 3:back there, I'm not saying you.
Speaker 5:Since Pat moved in or prior to no.
Speaker 3:no, might have been a previous ten or no.
Speaker 1:No joke, maybe there will be nights where I'm downstairs in the living room. I'll shut the TV off. It's completely dark. And when and what are you doing? Nothing, I'm going like trying to go up to bed. So I'm walking, like if I'm walking towards the kitchen and I look outside with his bucket a ride and you get stuck to the wall on the way up the stairs. The only way I'm getting stuck to the wall on the way upstairs is if the structure of Dildos on it. That's the only way to get stuck there. What? Don't worry about it.
Speaker 3:Sounds like strap on Saturday. That's a good room thing, so any any who.
Speaker 1:So when I'm walking in, I'm like facing the kitchen, about to turn right to go up the stairs.
Speaker 4:I literally.
Speaker 1:There's times no joke you, I see shit in those words all the time.
Speaker 5:I last. Do you see a man or a boy? I have no idea.
Speaker 1:Amber the other night.
Speaker 5:Amber After after I got done.
Speaker 1:After we got done, talking on the meeting, I was telling Mike I'm like no joke.
Speaker 4:I feel like we're in the woods. I felt like somebody was one that you said that in a female name came through. I'm sorry, I could continue so.
Speaker 1:I felt like somebody was watching me and that was the first time in a long time. I had the fucking hair stand up on the back of my neck. I had the chills like, and then I was just like frozen Were you were we still in the meeting, because I might have been me watching you.
Speaker 4:Matt and his York mask in the fucking woods.
Speaker 5:I mean I was just peeking in to see what's going on.
Speaker 1:Tom, was that fear or excitement? I was feeling my oh man.
Speaker 4:Tom is losing, and so All right, move on.
Speaker 5:So Tom is there a little more corridor Quarter door.
Speaker 1:Good corridor downstairs, basement in the garage.
Speaker 5:No, was there a basement or a garage? There's a basement in the garage. No, I have attached.
Speaker 1:I have attached garage. There's a basement below that. And it's, it's fucking like just dug out.
Speaker 4:Is it a crawl space?
Speaker 1:and there's dirt, there's all it's all dirt, it's dug out, but you can get to the the boiler. I don't like that. That's what I said. I'm like this is the.
Speaker 3:Eerie, there's there. Yeah, I have a boiler. Are there mounds of dirt like maybe six feet? So by three feet.
Speaker 1:No, it's. It's probably like you walk in, you got to duck down, so I'm thinking it's like five foot something to the ceiling, so I don't have to. What did it say Travel? It wants us to go there, I think. So Fuck you. Are we going to do like? A live ghost hunting.
Speaker 4:You need those fucking mobile mics.
Speaker 1:No, we get the mobile mics.
Speaker 4:And we'll go, I'll go down there.
Speaker 1:So, but it's the way it's dug out. Underneath there's like this, this just spot that's all dug out, the boilers there, and you can kind of walk around the boiler, no problem, but there's mounds of dirt underneath and then you have the, the, the beams holding up to support for everything, for the, for the floor, and just the way it's dug out. I'm just like this is fucking little eerie.
Speaker 3:And that's where you're caught in alarm clock.
Speaker 5:It's lotion on its skin lotion in the best. Is there a box there for the gimp? What Is that? Where you keep the game?
Speaker 4:No, the gym rooms over here. Oh no, that little one right there.
Speaker 1:And there's another thing that closet, that whole back part of that closet's kind of like almost like a city. What did it say, cathy? Careful, careful, oh, I'm talking about it now, that whole, this whole side of him.
Speaker 5:I'm like I've made it.
Speaker 1:I'm not even joking, so I experienced it. I've had ghosting, I've had. What is this? Mike, can you explain what's going on? Here so those little voices you hear in the background. Mikey and I were like you and I are like pretty much spot on, like we're eye to eye with a lot of stuff. That's why you two are retards.
Speaker 4:You call me an idiot earlier. We're good, yeah, and hacker.
Speaker 1:Oh, my fucking God, are you fucking kidding me right now?
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's like, it's like cracker.
Speaker 1:Stop, stop, stop, dude, I just got to stop.
Speaker 4:What Give me the significance of cracker?
Speaker 1:We were fucking playing, playing 2K last night and went on to talk and fucking kids. First Dude, I'm freaking the kids. First word out of his mouth, you fucking cracker. No dude, swear to fucking God oh what the fuck does it have to do with anything? That means they're here, you fucking idiot.
Speaker 4:Yeah, this is an EVP voice recorder thing.
Speaker 1:So they can manipulate the.
Speaker 4:There's letters that just keep scrolling through and they can manipulate that and it spits it out.
Speaker 5:So what you're saying?
Speaker 4:is. It goes to the fuck out the ghosts are talking to you through that they manipulate. Yeah, the app sends out words EVP, what EVP is?
Speaker 1:it's, it's able to hear through the voice sound of white noise.
Speaker 4:So if there's something other than human beings voices, it'll be able to pick a lot of times they use like a, just a static frequency, and it'll just sound like, and then all of a sudden it's it'll stop, but you hear something crystal clear. It'll just be like hello. You're like what the fuck? And you start asking questions and sometimes you never get to like the ghost you get you ghost hunt shows.
Speaker 5:No, I don't. I, because I don't want to go to bed with it on Tommy. Dick.
Speaker 4:I've used it.
Speaker 1:I went to the Stanley Hotel in Colorado and that shit is said. That fucking word, dude, I got the fucking chills man that freaked me to fuck out.
Speaker 5:I mean, I think basically you're telling is a grown man, just stop playing fucking 2K Cracking.
Speaker 1:I'm so fucking bored, I'm by myself, I live by myself. I'm playing some fucking PlayStation. What have watched porn? How about go to sleep?
Speaker 4:No, I do. I want to talk about that little weird, closet though the cat so yeah, Kathy, maybe.
Speaker 1:So the door that's locked, I don't go in it, I just keep some stuff down here there's a door locked.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's a headlock.
Speaker 1:Oh, standard OK so if you look at zero you know, if you look down from the wall if you look down the whole way it's, it's just like it looks like a triangle.
Speaker 5:FBI is listening.
Speaker 1:You can fit whatever the all the way down the other end there's there's a light, but there's no. What it says Walk, nope. You got to walk to the light at the end of the hallway to fucking turn it on.
Speaker 4:Nope, you believe me now? Nope. So, that's out for the. Halloween special.
Speaker 2:All, done All done?
Speaker 1:What did it say? What did that just say Peak?
Speaker 4:Go take a peak right now.
Speaker 1:P E E K or P E A K, P E E K. Oh no, let's do this.
Speaker 5:No, no flashlight. No, I don't know what you're doing for no.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't look inside. I don't fucking look in there. It's dark. No, Use your phone. I can't. My phone we're using for we're doing a lot.
Speaker 4:Everyone dies. God damn it how hard movies start.
Speaker 3:Because I was just here's the thing. Now let's, let's see what happens. Your fantasy football for 30 seconds.
Speaker 5:But it's absolutely.
Speaker 1:Well all wall. Well, oh, oh L, because I was just saying wall, because the walls painted like a blackboard.
Speaker 4:Is it a free wall?
Speaker 1:Is it a? What Is it? You walk for it? No, it's. It's painted like a fucking blackboard. There's chalk over there Sunday. I, all right, I'm gonna go do it. What is it? Pen? Which one do I have to write something down.
Speaker 4:Yeah, what are? What are?
Speaker 1:what is the?
Speaker 4:I Like to buy a vowel, please you see how it, you see how it stopped please give me the power of all numbers.
Speaker 1:Hold on, can I get the power of all numbers? It don't work like that.
Speaker 4:But then I want to talk to him. But when we stop talking about that room, it got quiet. We started talking about it again and it started spitting out shit. Oh, I hope we get a fucking skate. What it said Donnie Do nn. Ie Donnie baseball. Yes, he's a great Yankee.
Speaker 3:Maybe it wants your weed pin, but oh, oh my god, he's really going in yeah, he's really going in.
Speaker 4:Check the, check the Chuck supper, check the the.
Speaker 5:I was gonna shut the door behind him, but he didn't go in. No, he's not all the way in. Oh, but that's what you do to me and small lease prick.
Speaker 4:I'm studying, studying. Yeah, how we fucked up. Total poltergeist shit.
Speaker 3:What well, it's good thing you put the hook and I on the on the door, because Can't really get through the door, right.
Speaker 1:Hey, I'm sure that that hook will hold a fucking three, three mile an hour wind.
Speaker 5:If you, if you, die mysteriously, could we take the rocaster and rest?
Speaker 1:We're gonna keep recording. Here's the fucked up part about it. I'm like why not?
Speaker 5:I'm not gonna keep recording in here I like.
Speaker 1:The other day I was like what would happen if I ever died? Would they take the fucking equipment?
Speaker 5:I hope they do.
Speaker 1:Continue on fellas carry on.
Speaker 5:I love it. I'm definitely coming here taking a TV.
Speaker 1:Which one? The downstairs, the upstairs, on the upstairs, one it what it's like iPod oh.
Speaker 4:He wants your iPod he wants your phone or she or she.
Speaker 5:Yeah, we don't, we don't know sweet. We've had a couple of names.
Speaker 4:most happy I've ever had an Android you Don't like this shit, do you know? I don't it's. I'm just freaked out cuz the second, it's that cracker, I'm like fuck do you know how many times this thing has said shit back to me that, like I asked a question, it would give me a fucking answer. I was like I usually end up stopping how reliable is that?
Speaker 5:I that one of the things on the hack internet.
Speaker 4:I've seen a lot of Reviews on this from people that are amateur ghost hunters and they use it a lot and they say it's pretty accurate from what they've Seen in the field and use other equipment along with it. Remain Remain where remains where basement remains plural no.
Speaker 1:That shit freaks me to fuck out. No joke, indian Barrow ground, all that shit cuz.
Speaker 5:You don't know what the fuck over here. So like, what's your name? I?
Speaker 1:would love to know what was here 150 years ago.
Speaker 4:What's your name? Yeah, matt wants to know what your name is. Drop clean, that's quick to drop, quick like that he's talking about K why?
Speaker 5:Whoo, look at the time. I think it's time to break. I'm gonna leave tonight, nice, to see everybody have a nice day.
Speaker 4:You can't leave, cuz I drove you.
Speaker 1:No no, no, no, you ain't leaving. I'm gonna lock you the fucking.
Speaker 5:You get a new room.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm gonna lock the first ball, come save them.
Speaker 5:I don't know what's scarier, what the compartments of Pat's house or the fear of actually staying in this room at night.
Speaker 3:Yeah, good call. So what do you want to do? You want to talk about the debate a little bit, or you want to take a little break ski.
Speaker 1:We can take what I mean we develop, develop one. I'm gonna shut it off, all right. So either way, I mean we could touch up on a rides interview, because I know Mikey wanted to talk about that, or I know we had the, the live debate. We did the live episode. We do apologize because you guys couldn't hear shit, but it was funny, I'm not gonna lie, that's just areas.
Speaker 4:I guess that I really enjoyed it. Man, that was fun and For me to watch it like that and be able to in real time, like React, call shit out, like, and then you see the media, like two or three days later, starting to spit all the bullshit and it's just like the white supremacy and condemning it and how he was berated by Wallace and Biden, like say it, say it, say it and, but he doesn't Atone it. But he doesn't need to just sit back and let Biden I Agree, it was funny in the moment because we were sitting here drinking chillin and it was just gonna help himself, because it was just lie after lie after lie after lie and no one's dude by just letting it go.
Speaker 5:He got pissed. I don't blame him.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he did get his emotions got the best of them. I'll put it that way.
Speaker 3:Biden lost it more than Trump did. Shut up Biden. Shut up man shut up, man.
Speaker 4:Come on, call them a fucking clown. You're a fucking clown, twice clown, so it's. It's really interesting to be able to Like. We called out so much bullshit during the live event and then you see the mainstream media narrative and you're like Were you watching the same thing?
Speaker 3:I said was oh, trump's a bully.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he didn't let him talk.
Speaker 3:He didn't call Biden one one name, except for you know that smart.
Speaker 1:Yeah which Honestly that sounds like his points were valid, yeah like, if, like, if he responded like what if he responded like this your mother, fuck you? You think he would have been better?
Speaker 4:Maybe I think he would want a lot of New York people.
Speaker 5:I mean, I mean, that's how I'd debate, yeah.
Speaker 4:That's probably how one of us would be up there, but no, dude, I think he should have slams, like he did Vince McMahon in that one time.
Speaker 1:I was saying I'm like I'm hoping one point he just swipes his mic down and just goes running over the fucking stage and. He spears him, and then Goldberg's entrance music comes on and just that's it. It's that you walk out next. You know wires are all over the place here. Pieces out on fucking Biden's ear about that.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that shit was real interesting Wires and shit I've yet to see anybody really talk about the fucking wire coming out of his fucking sleeve, or Well, well, wasn't that, I think, you guys, that little thing, it was like I saw the picture like his ear looked like sealed chip, but I don't know how real it was.
Speaker 4:Q actually Q called that out in a post and one of his posts from September 9th, no 10th 2020, said Biden camp will be provided questions ahead of time and assistance in the form of a special communication device and there is a picture with what looks like like your skin tone, with wax over his ear canal. So they had something really tiny in there and then they kind of cover.
Speaker 3:This lobe was like attached to his cheekbone almost.
Speaker 1:Yep, yeah there's a picture. Well, they had better makeup artists than most fucking movies. Hmm.
Speaker 4:Who do you think that's the same shit? Oh that, look at that, that's well movies are made to make people think like oh no, I saw that in a movie. That's not real. That's literally what movies are made to do for people.
Speaker 1:It's totally real everything I see in the movie. I'm like that's real. So you're taking, taking one, two and three, that's real.
Speaker 3:How do you feel about die hard, die hard? How do you feel about the rock?
Speaker 1:He's an asshole.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I lost all credibility for him after that nonsense.
Speaker 3:Hey man, it's fucking each, and that's what I said last time. It's each. You put us a decent movie and I want to see it all goes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll go see it, but it's you, don't come out and do that but I'm sorry, it's not a big fan.
Speaker 5:I rather steal it for freedom, paying the movie Like.
Speaker 1:I said last week, I was like man I'd rather fucking go down the slide of razors into a bucket of hepatitis than be his fan.
Speaker 4:I actually saw a post saying that I was strong.
Speaker 1:I know it was it's bold.
Speaker 4:The XFL is coming back in 2022.
Speaker 2:It's gonna be a joke. I chuckled to myself I might have watched it.
Speaker 4:The rock is going to jail.
Speaker 1:He's not gonna be running me XFL, fucking XFL the one guy. Yeah, there are times the charm.
Speaker 4:He's just another one. I'm not saying every single one of like the celebrities and shit are bad. Just another one but the ones that you see a lot of symbolism and shit and they're on fucking flight logs. It's kind of hard to ignore symbolism, michael, let's talk about it. Yeah, if you haven't seen out of shadows, tommy, have you seen out of shadows?
Speaker 1:Wait, a minute. Wait before we do that. Can you do? Can you give me the hand symbol symbol for break?
Speaker 5:So since Tom's prostate's enlarged and he has to, go to the bathroom and we don't want him to pee on us.
Speaker 2:Oh, just go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3:You gone full. Mutt Lee, can you, can you walk me out with some use?
Speaker 1:that's what I was looking for with dust in the wind. What do you want?
Speaker 3:No, that's sex. The rest of the fucking ghost to get down to stay.
Speaker 1:I got you, I got Tommy, I got one for you.
Speaker 4:I hope something touches you on the way down.
Speaker 1:Here we go. Tommy, tommy, tommy, tommy, you gotta listen, you gotta listen. All right, ladies, gentlemen, we're gonna take a break. We're gonna be back in a few minutes. Tom's prostate's really large and he's got a pee.
Speaker 4:I'm not gonna lie. I gotta go to all right, thoroughly Enjoy that piss.
Speaker 1:See you guys in a few.
Speaker 5:Now commercial.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fuck.
Speaker 1:Turn the ghost under at back on now we're gonna look for fucking ghosts, we're gonna kill demons. Bernie walks alive. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2:Whoa.
Speaker 3:Those are madspeople, yeah, yeah, we can love those he walks.
Speaker 4:I love those he walks.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 4:See, I like, they're like not popular stuff more than oh they got great shit yeah.
Speaker 2:Like a lot are you on messenger?
Speaker 4:no Facebook, bro. I can't do it Facebook. How many times have you seen program?
Speaker 1:Oh my, god, I don't even know a lot right my brother the great. Thing about.
Speaker 3:It was your brother Tom's like a super fan, right.
Speaker 5:Tommy got I don't you want to watch it?
Speaker 4:now, right now, yeah.
Speaker 1:Tommy got into the fan club. I think when the fan club like first came out back in 91, 92 and Lo and behold, they had that that riff with with ticketmaster.
Speaker 2:Mmm.
Speaker 1:He used to get tickets. Second row, third row, it's just that's it.
Speaker 4:No, we like one.
Speaker 1:I think one time we were ten rows and we, I think, was like 65.
Speaker 3:Yeah, cuz a fan club gets first cracker, correct.
Speaker 1:So now, now the way they did it. What did it say? Go, it's a pearl James song.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that was the name of the song.
Speaker 1:No, spin the black circle oh. I was about to be like did he want me to play go, because if the ghost wants me to play go, I'll play go is there a pearl James, so I'll go Well.
Speaker 3:The ghost tells if it's a young, old, old sometimes pubescent.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and weird, weird, sorry, weird.
Speaker 5:Large silver dollar nipples.
Speaker 3:If the spirit died a hundred years ago. What the fuck would they know about Pearl?
Speaker 5:What the fuck did you just say I'm? I'm sorry, I was getting messages on. Instagram silver dollar nipples. Large, large silver dollar nipples. You know yeah, no, no, no you never heard that term?
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I'm not looking for that. Oh, thank you, ghost boobies. Times rubbing his head. He's like what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 3:I'm not sure we were talking about that.
Speaker 5:Just I'm so pissed off about the new internet so I could have poor.
Speaker 3:Might have been off topic, or so.
Speaker 1:Oh my god. So, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the ticket deep show. You can follow us on Wtidshowcom, follow us on Twitter at the TID show and on Instagram at TID underscore show.
Speaker 2:Yeah, motherfucker, I'm never that wrong, got it.
Speaker 1:I sit here and I study at night. So no, you don't, I do Sometimes. Yeah, I study, I study my skills. No, you don't.
Speaker 2:So let's get into some shit.
Speaker 3:This week we released us no, but really, since you actually live like in the studio, like you used to hear, with like the power off, just like like practicing your moves on the mic and stuff.
Speaker 1:Like. I'm honestly here With a mirror in front of my dick hanging out.
Speaker 3:I'm like Double-gunning himself.
Speaker 4:Oh my god, what a sight, what a sight that would be.
Speaker 1:You definitely don't have your reading specs on when I had to put them on, cuz I can't see shit right now.
Speaker 4:Those are your readers.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're good, what do you think, tom? You wanna look smarter? I'm gonna come over here and maybe touch me. No, no why'd you?
Speaker 5:like my.
Speaker 4:It is on.
Speaker 1:So, to touch up, this week we had the triple threat. We dropped Rih-Ri's interview, we dropped episode seven, we dropped episode eight. So if you guys are listening now and you want to pop up episode, so they pop up during a week.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, the debate, debate. Oh yeah, that one, that was awesome.
Speaker 1:I had. That was so much fun doing that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that was a great episode, man. I don't. Are you saying it was?
Speaker 3:awesome because I wasn't here. No, it would have been better joking.
Speaker 1:I bet you any amount of money if Peter is here and you're here at the same time. Nominal off the fucking rails 24-7. Absolutely hilarious. It might be tough to get a word in, but You'll be able to get a word in it's just Because Peter's got that dry humor. You got that dry humor. He can do accents and shit and whatnot.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's not me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you just stick to the, you know monthly.
Speaker 5:Yeah, a political piece. Here we go to soundboard you never wanted.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's. What's his name from my police academy.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, I guys off Michael Winslow. Yeah, I got, was the best.
Speaker 5:What was his name in police Academy?
Speaker 1:He does the helicopter when he, when he walks in the room, is a I Can't do that. That sounded terrible by the way.
Speaker 5:That was horrible.
Speaker 1:Don't try to do it any who, but we wanted to touch up on my my little guys interview. I had a blast doing that. It was a lot of fun. He was extremely nervous. The second he was behind a microphone because he was sitting back like yeah, I could hear that and I'm like, I'm like lean in dude, and then he leans in a little too much. But the second he is what? 11?
Speaker 5:he's 11 the second he heard his voice. Who's Mike? To the years use Mikey's.
Speaker 1:All right and you have to understand me, all right, good.
Speaker 5:Oh cuz, you would have got fucking drunk off the fucking oh that's sure yeah.
Speaker 3:You got to understand like these kids are groomed to think that everything they say on any electronic device is gonna be spat out to all their friends.
Speaker 5:Well, no, in this case it was he never, he never even asked that.
Speaker 3:I know, but it has to be in the back of their mind.
Speaker 1:What? Why, you don't know. That is gonna be put on some type of platform.
Speaker 3:They, they. They're groomed to think that, like this is gonna go out across the internet and like all of my friends are gonna hear this leave.
Speaker 1:All right, sorry guys.
Speaker 3:Who's supposed to leave?
Speaker 1:the ghost just Leaving. We're gonna have to.
Speaker 2:Maddie sit down?
Speaker 1:don't you have some fucking special powers which you walk, you can burn. If it bleeds it gets soaked up into the fucking foam.
Speaker 3:So we're gonna see it.
Speaker 1:We're good.
Speaker 3:All right, good Pat, pat pays rent, not the ghost.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I tell who leaves. Is it a band goes? Cuz I just want to know, cuz I don't know that to me is always the suspect thing.
Speaker 4:They could be bad and they fuck with you as if they're gonna tell the truth.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna get fucking raped behind that black curtain today. He's gonna strap me down. I'm in trouble. Dude somebody memories, gary move now he really wants us.
Speaker 3:All right.
Speaker 1:I know it's gonna be disgusting, but you guys get better this and we'll put it up on the website All right, so this shit's on station it, so you go back and listen to this when you die. Yes, we apologize for that little candid nonsense, but I feel helpless right now. I'm afraid to go.
Speaker 4:I'm glad I'm not staying here tonight.
Speaker 1:I'm like you're all for it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're going to bed completely nude, with your ass up in the air.
Speaker 5:You're gonna set your drill go up oh.
Speaker 1:What's it to you?
Speaker 3:and if you've never met Pat, that's a mental image I'll never get.
Speaker 4:Dildo comes up on this mat.
Speaker 1:We will leave first of all for ghost as dildo.
Speaker 5:I Am leaving, but it's just funny that ghost would say dildo.
Speaker 1:Let's be honest.
Speaker 5:What if he says drill, though I'm fucking out.
Speaker 1:I'm out of here riders on my shoulder. We're in the car. We're taking off and this fucking place they coming back. We're like we're lighting this fucking place, oh god, I'm gonna Molotov cocktail the fucking live room and just walk away.
Speaker 3:You bring your gas, kids Always has a little gas Wait isn't KY flammable? Oh it's a little bit.
Speaker 2:I mean maybe oh, my god, oh shit.
Speaker 5:So but with the end of your dad's awesome.
Speaker 1:With the interview was awesome having it you guys, you guys listen to it. Mikey, you wanted to talk about it a little bit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, man, it was. It was interesting to get a perspective of a child because you know it's very hard to read them, Especially kids growing up in this day and age with so much tech and stuff and access to so much information, whether it be right or wrong. But the fact that you know he came out and said he doesn't think coronavirus is like real is Something that made me understand that maybe people are really waking up to the shit well, it's not real to them because only a fraction of 1% gets infected with it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just to touch up on that badge, badge, badge.
Speaker 2:Not badge, badge, badge.
Speaker 1:BADG, badge. Interesting badge of honor. So if I sit with my ass up in here, Someone, please call 911. So to just to touch up on that, I'd never really talked to him about the coronavirus or or whatnot, and never tell him to think one way or the other. He literally, towards the end of that conversation that we had, he was literally just you and shit. I love it. And I just sat there and I'm like he sees things in like you know, the great thing about him is like when he does see something that he doesn't understand, he talks about it. That's good, that's really good I love it like him and I haven't just this great relationship where you know he's 11 and I just sit down with them, have a great conversation, and then sometimes I'm like, well, that was weird a little deep.
Speaker 3:But well, he's 11, you act like you're 13, so it's.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he's a good kid man. He really he really, really is a good kid.
Speaker 4:It sounds like he's got a good head on his shoulders.
Speaker 1:He's questioning things and all the time he questions everything, like everything, where he's just like why is it? Why? Why everything's always, why, yeah? And then that's when we get into our conversations. Yeah, I never force any shit on him. Let him think for himself.
Speaker 5:So far so good, one of the smart, one of the smartest kids I ever met.
Speaker 4:It's not her, that's right doesn't look like her at all.
Speaker 1:I feel like I feel dumber when I'm around him because, like some of the shit that comes out Of his mouth, I wouldn't have thought of it that way.
Speaker 5:Well, you crack I. I coached him football last year and he would come. He'd come to me on the side be like Coach, wouldn't this be going?
Speaker 1:I'm like oh, with football. With football is a different story, because he asked me how come that happened and I break it down for him, and then that before that him and I were working out a lot and doing well.
Speaker 5:It, just it, just the fact that he he understands it understood it and went deeper than 99% that he was able to rationalize 99% of the other coaches that were doing it.
Speaker 1:So now like, but it's. I always say it's. You know, we see what, we see what's going on in this world, but we really never get a real, real feel of what's going on unless you see through a child's eyes, because that's the, I would say, that's the purest form for through a kid's eyes.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you know, they have. They don't have judgments and bias and it's.
Speaker 1:Still don't know what racism is.
Speaker 4:hopefully at that time, yeah, unfortunately they got a crash course in it now.
Speaker 5:Fuck. Does Estella have to do with this?
Speaker 1:I don't know, Is he talking about new?
Speaker 4:That's a weird name. Maybe new Tella continue. I'm gonna look that name up.
Speaker 1:Okay, check Estella, see if she was buried here. It's a hewer's name, so uh.
Speaker 2:He's the one who came.
Speaker 1:We had the conversation of him being on the show and I'm like you know, dude, it's, it's very inappropriate, it shouldn't be there. Blah, blah, blah. Did it say something again?
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 1:Nice, it's starting to freak me out. And he came to me, said can I you want to do an interview with me about how schools going? I'm like, ah, it's perfect to see, to get the insight of how he feels about it and the first thing out of his mouth I'd rather be at school five days a week because I've been home too long.
Speaker 3:Yeah, my kids too same.
Speaker 4:It's and there's other schools in the area that are going back five days a week.
Speaker 3:Private schools are full-time. Yep, and it seems to be going well. Because the public schools don't give a shit, because they're still getting paid, because all they have to do is log on one, one hour a Day and they get. They get their state aid, they get their federal aid.
Speaker 4:Man, they don't care the school situation. Just from what? From what I've heard from multiple people and it's teachers, its parents, everything it's just, it's a cluster fuck and it's fucking terrible. These kids need to be in school.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I can understand you know people's concerns behind everything.
Speaker 4:But yeah, like somebody had a really bad experience. They lost a few close family members and they don't want to send their kid back. Totally get that. Totally get it.
Speaker 3:My fourth grader.
Speaker 1:It's ruining him really that's like yeah, because people need kids, especially he needs to need to be, they need to have social, like you can't be in the house growing up with other kids but not through video. Yep, right, like I agree, being able to talk to somebody, approaching somebody you know not being a you know a social misfit to where they don't know what to do when they're outside in the fucking real world. You got to be out there yet I mean. I can understand the concerns now and maybe you don't the future, whatever but not fucking long-term, I'm sorry. Not long term. My kid is not staying home long term and getting fucking remote. Uh, teaching long term. It's not happening, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:I'm saying January 2021. People are gonna be back to normal, a great school back.
Speaker 3:I can say there's probably some teachers that really take it seriously and are trying to do this remote thing, but yes, I would say a good half of them are just mailing it in.
Speaker 4:Oh I'd say, Well now, sometimes the kids are going in and the teacher has to teach the kids in the classroom with kids on the computer. You know how fucking hard it is.
Speaker 3:What about the older teachers that don't really understand the technology?
Speaker 2:they're out of there. Understand books disadvantage they're whiteboards now disadvantage.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and you know my brother's a teacher and he's helped out the older teachers with all this technology and shit. It's not easy for people that didn't grow up with computers as every day.
Speaker 5:I'm more. I'm more disturbed. Your brother's actually a teacher. He's helping out older teachers. How?
Speaker 3:old are these teachers?
Speaker 5:Oh 97 312.
Speaker 4:No final what, but I know is just wants to listen to music.
Speaker 5:And this is why we don't do karaoke. Fuck you I would kill karaoke.
Speaker 4:I bet you, you do First thing.
Speaker 1:I'd be like, oh, let's get ready. That's what I would do. Do you know that's a?
Speaker 3:good segue. What a little carry over you ever in a band.
Speaker 1:Yes, sir, few years back I was Thomas, really, really cool. Oyster Marmalade, what, what kind of music. Guide what says guide, he's gonna guide, fucking great.
Speaker 5:I think you just threw up on himself is what that was.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my buddy Timmy, two of his friends see only covered one group or just now, we just did. We covered a bunch of shit.
Speaker 5:John, what was your, what was your part in the?
Speaker 1:actually saying Maddie. Oh, you were the singer. I got that deep, raspy voice that'll make your penis quiver, not gonna lie.
Speaker 5:I'm more scared by that. Anything to go, so we can get off topic.
Speaker 4:It's a good way to do that.
Speaker 1:Let's just do it. You want to have a little karaoke contest?
Speaker 3:Not me, dude.
Speaker 4:I can't sing a lick check this out what that name Was. It reached the highest rank on the popular names in the 1930s.
Speaker 5:Stella, yeah.
Speaker 1:Stella. Thanks, mikey, is that her name. Maybe, who knows, maybe she's the one who's touching my legs when I'm sleeping behind the curtain.
Speaker 4:Stella, were you a singer? She's gonna get frisky with Pat tonight.
Speaker 3:I can't wait, and what do you say when this happens? I hear now.
Speaker 1:I said get the KY first. Thing.
Speaker 5:Stella Pat likes an index finger in his ass.
Speaker 1:She knows what goes on in here and I can that way to edit that out.
Speaker 5:Keep it at believable edit out all you want. We're live right now. Exit only, bro. Exit only I think you're lying depends. It depends on the day. It Completely goes against strap on Saturday.
Speaker 1:I love how we're talking about the innocence of my 11 year old son. We go on to strap on Saturdays, oh.
Speaker 5:Wow, why'd you have to bring that back, cuz you said it, you dick.
Speaker 3:And that's why I told you to separate that interview from our normal show. Hello.
Speaker 1:That's why I said I thought it was so much better doing it that way. No but that's the only way to do that. That would be a cool thing to do is if we can get even, you know, getting Nathan in. Get Maddie in, hey.
Speaker 3:He would do it. Interviews them.
Speaker 1:You want Jake Nathan's for oh, they're my sorry, jake, oh, bro.
Speaker 3:He would just say yo bro about.
Speaker 5:Nathan. Nathan will be way more entertaining than dogs, you like dogs.
Speaker 1:What are you doing? Dogs game on a meeting.
Speaker 4:That shit cracks me up.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, um, the fucking comment. And he says and it's like every time I'm thinking about come on, awful, absolutely awful.
Speaker 5:So you get excited about it. X finger in your ass.
Speaker 3:So much editing this week. Yeah this is gonna be a heavy one this one.
Speaker 1:I'm just gonna put the all night, I'm just gonna put on red tube.
Speaker 4:Oh, he's talking about index finger is asked yeah this tell will be here She'll see it, I we're gonna find out tonight.
Speaker 1:Hopefully I don't fall asleep behind the black curtains. Imagine I fall asleep. I, you know, get the curtains to the side, whatever. I wake up and they're fucking wrapped up when I wake up.
Speaker 4:What would?
Speaker 1:you do, I told you. And a bucket right at the bottom of the bed.
Speaker 4:So we want to. I want to see what happens when we put an empty can in that back closet.
Speaker 1:That's like. That's like that joke You've ever been camping? What? What quick question. What if you ever went camping? I yeah, I've gone right okay, and you woke up the next morning your ass is sore and there's Vaseline all over the place. Would you tell anybody? Big guy would you tell? Would you tell anybody?
Speaker 4:Yeah, what I probably tell you guys.
Speaker 1:How you just ruined the fucking joke. Dude, just say, just say no. Just say no, no, you want to go camping.
Speaker 5:Does a grease stop pat in the wood make a noise? Dude.
Speaker 1:I like the deaf guy in fucking family guy who's all.
Speaker 5:If you're greased up in the wood was Pat. No one else is there. Is there, mate? Is this someone make a noise?
Speaker 1:That was. I mean, that was a good try, man, I'm sorry I fumbled it.
Speaker 5:I mean I'm sorry you just, we drank a fuck a bottle makers mark so far, leave me alone, holy shit.
Speaker 1:You just fucking Sanchez butt fumbled that dude.
Speaker 5:I can't even argue with you, no that's.
Speaker 4:That's a really good one.
Speaker 1:I was bad. I was bad, I knew. I knew exactly where you're going with it. I'm sorry and I'm like I hope you get to that right and it's like that just couldn't do it couldn't do it, sorry. Okay, here comes death. I Fucking riding a pale horse, I'm dead. Hey, mikey has Facebook, twitter and he's the.
Speaker 3:Google subpoenas. He's got the revolver. Right now he's just spinning the thing. Hopefully I don't get the bullet.
Speaker 5:Click oh.
Speaker 3:Man, I guess this is this the one that has?
Speaker 4:to keep. No, the last one, the last one did and he took a gigantic hit.
Speaker 5:I looked at him and I was kind of like oh, Well, did you not see him check out for the rest of the first hour?
Speaker 4:You, he was on one.
Speaker 1:I had no clue where I was you're on another planet. I was trying to figure out funny shit to do and I couldn't.
Speaker 5:I couldn't come up with words. That's why there was no sound effects. He couldn't even hit the board. I was just thinking that I'm like.
Speaker 1:I don't even fucking touch his board all night. So, let's start talking about some shit, so I can do it.
Speaker 3:Well, I now that we're an hour three. Now maybe we'll do a show how about those subpoenas, mikey?
Speaker 4:subpoena that shit. So it was very interesting that I woke up and and had a notification from Twitter. I think it was Friday.
Speaker 5:You were. You were surprised, you woke up.
Speaker 3:You should be there. I've been there.
Speaker 5:That's that's reserved for this side of the table usually three, four times a week this morning talking about the story.
Speaker 4:This morning we're one of the story the story what? Are you?
Speaker 1:talking about the story. What story. You should have been dead during the story. The story, the story Are we talking about the story? Are we talking about the story?
Speaker 3:Why would I be dead from the story?
Speaker 1:You should have won. Oh, the outcome of it it was kind of like this is a sign that I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Stella said how the fuck you make.
Speaker 3:I saw a blip Roscoe Peaculture.
Speaker 5:Oh you beat me up by one second.
Speaker 4:All right, he's back. We're good to go, he's back.
Speaker 1:Whatever was in that? It got me all fucking amped up provide just came up provide.
Speaker 3:I'll provide you with something. Can you bluetooth me I?
Speaker 1:can bluetooth you. Let me see your phone. How about?
Speaker 3:this. What are you doing? I'll call Paul Thorpe. If he answers, I tell the story.
Speaker 1:I'm not the one going on vacation with her. Oh.
Speaker 5:Completely unscripted.
Speaker 3:Ladies and gents, oh my god, this could be the most epic moment, but only only because he said he needs to be there when, when, the when the story's told no, he needs to be there.
Speaker 5:He didn't want you to protect you before you went, so she doesn't kill you.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you might have a few teeth knocked out. I think I don't think something like that. I was our IT department doing over. It's looking all right.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to connect where we're not doing good lately.
Speaker 1:And anyways about the subpoenas.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's working on that. We are paired up. Are we back on. What's we back on? What's Luckerberg subpoenaed for now?
Speaker 5:Are we on station it's like.
Speaker 3:It's like the 50th time I said we're off. No, we're not off, we're here.
Speaker 2:You'd you done it says it yeah, keep go, go ahead mate Um.
Speaker 5:so the US Senate came off when.
Speaker 1:I was talking.
Speaker 4:Issued subpoenas for Mark Zuckerberg Facebook, jack Dorsey Twitter shot and the Sundar dude for Google. So, sundar, I don't know how to suppose I told you.
Speaker 5:I warned you, I can't pronounce names.
Speaker 4:I'm fucking terrible at it Sounded out Sundar Pekai. Yeah, we'll go with that.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 1:I'm getting these are on hold on, I'm getting texted. We're not live right now on station.
Speaker 5:It says n show we're live in the US Senate. It says n show we're live in show. He's behind I'm getting listeners saying no there's actually a delay. He's behind.
Speaker 4:Okay, so the Senate Commerce Committee needs the CEOs of Facebook, twitter and Google to appear, because there are sections of the communications decency act, section 230, that basically these guys have been breaking by silencing certain voices and their protections of the content that's on their side.
Speaker 3:They already go through all these hearings, though I Not this level.
Speaker 4:I don't think they've been subpoenaed like this and specifically Congress or Senate it's the Senate Okay.
Speaker 2:I thought.
Speaker 3:I thought Ted Cruz was grilling him once upon a time. No.
Speaker 2:Back my imagine. In there.
Speaker 4:I don't remember what the date was on that. If it was before Trump, Then you know that's not gonna go anywhere. No, it's been the last few months I thought I Think they were supposed to go talk. I don't think it ever.
Speaker 3:Maybe he was in Congress, maybe not Senate.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I this to me is big because this has been shown by a lot of people that Once these tech companies started silencing, you know Democrat, where the fucking God it just Swear to fucking God. I can pull it up as proof to.
Speaker 1:That's all the proof I need. You said fucking Democrat. It looks like I'm getting fucking, I'm gonna be hurt.
Speaker 3:What's the ghost Estella, estella.
Speaker 5:She's a Democrat. No, I mean, I'm talking. She's fucking pets ass before tonight's over.
Speaker 4:All right, pat, you're ready.
Speaker 5:No, I'm not for what.
Speaker 4:I'm talking about wait. I'm just what you forget already Did you call him yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna all right, so here we go. You're gonna get ready to go give my call. So, ladies and gentlemen, You're an asshole you fucking knew if the phone was gonna be off, and that's why you call that a certain time. I'm an asshole.
Speaker 4:No, no, no no, no, no, no, no. That's the word, it's the log. These are all the words that came in, so Democrat came in. I got proof.
Speaker 1:We're all gonna die tonight.
Speaker 4:So hopefully you're gonna die.
Speaker 1:Hopefully it's not like final destination.
Speaker 3:I hope not so, since there's no hard feelings on Pat's part Calling me a liar- you fucking knew he was gonna have his phone off.
Speaker 2:I'll call.
Speaker 5:His wife called Tracy.
Speaker 3:I'll call their fucking house phone.
Speaker 5:Oh, this is ladies and gentlemen, dude, he's really stepping up here. This fucking story is coming out. I'm excited, thank God, cuz we're all gonna get killed by this fucking ghost.
Speaker 3:Tracy knows about the story too. Yes, she does. She knows about the show. I get scared On the TID you, polly.
Speaker 1:You just made the show the fucking best show ever by answering that phone number. One fan. How you doing, buddy guys? What's going on doing? All right? Well, here's the, here's the dear Paul. We had a little wager. We just had a bet and Tom said, if he calls you on your cell phone, that he would actually tell the story, but it wouldn't treat the voicemail. He got a little bold and decided to say you know what? I'll call the house phone and if Paul answers, he will talk about the story. And guess what you did, paul? You answered that phone. So, this is great. This is fucking amazing. Now are you gonna tell the story that you told my myself, Maddie and Mikey?
Speaker 3:I don't remember the story I told you.
Speaker 1:You're lying son of a bitch, but I'll do my best. Paul, do you think he knows the story verbatim?
Speaker 2:How? I don't remember it fucking.
Speaker 1:Paul remembers it and we'll just ask him. I certainly remember so. Thomas, can you tell us what happened a few short months ago? All right with wait a minute. Wait a minute that has to do With this. All right, who cares? Period. Can you please discuss the meaning of that?
Speaker 3:I'll do my best please do because if you lie. I would hop over this table like a fucking Wolverine feel free to interject, since you remember the story a lot better than I told it, don't doubt about it, nope.
Speaker 2:I'm on the word period.
Speaker 5:Good night, tommy.
Speaker 3:So you've been harping on it for weeks and weeks and weeks since it started this I.
Speaker 1:This is the happiest I've been ever since, probably since my son's been born.
Speaker 5:How are you?
Speaker 3:downplaying this. Could you get your hand above the table please? I'm scared. I'm scared it's like you're like the fluffer over here, coming you up, I mean.
Speaker 5:Say Mike was fluffing up pads for your boner dude, there was first of all Matty's, the one who said he got that.
Speaker 2:It wasn't me Stop and no, I know Tom seriously, he's deflecting right now.
Speaker 3:Let's go, just cuz you're in the Geriatric part down there. You have to go to bed.
Speaker 1:Paul. I mean, do you want to be live on it while he tells the story? I mean I can let you go, you can listen to, let's go.
Speaker 3:All right, so the story. Is there any theme story?
Speaker 1:the sea theme music.
Speaker 3:I mean, I didn't get that far the memory production.
Speaker 1:I mean, we can do all right here we go these gentlemen?
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, we're gonna talk about story to up Nope.
Speaker 1:Okay, sorry, nope.
Speaker 4:All right, so feel a lot of pressure here, get it Tom, so anyways.
Speaker 3:So anyone that's listened to the show probably knows that. Uh, yeah, I like the drink here in there After work on occasion, during the show yeah, sometimes in the bathroom when I, whenever I'm not sleeping, when I wake up in the morning, intravenously, so anyways. So my wife and I work opposite shifts. I worked during the day. She generally works afternoon, evenings, sometimes overnight. So anyways sometimes I, you know, one or two more than I should, and Maybe the kids and I go to bed and leave the house. Maybe a little untidy, let's say a little on can you do me a favor?
Speaker 1:Can you completely untidy?
Speaker 3:Can you?
Speaker 1:Untidy. Can you divulge into untidy what's untidy to you, so our listeners can understand?
Speaker 3:No, not like a, not like a shit show, maybe like you know a couple of dishes out here and there, but normally I would do the dishes couple dead shoulders couple, a couple dishes and guys term is like seven. No, no, no, no, like a sink full of dishes.
Speaker 2:Yeah maybe like a paper plate with like A half-eaten slice of pizza that I might have ordered from the pizza place, but I didn't need to you know what he talks about the dish, this sink being full. The dishes he's got the old-fashioned sink that they can eat deep oh my god, 18 inches deep.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so we're just saying it's not a dish 47 a lot of dishes.
Speaker 4:All the dishes.
Speaker 3:About as deep as that goes.
Speaker 2:The good China's in there the good China's in there.
Speaker 1:You know all right.
Speaker 5:So there's a lot of dishes, but there's not a house of shit in the middle of living.
Speaker 1:All right, so carrying on from all the dirtiness of the house and living like savages.
Speaker 3:And the other thing is, you know like she pays the electric bill. So she's a little Stickler on leaving lights on and wasting electricity.
Speaker 5:So oh, this is a new angle.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I didn't hear. So, every lights on in the house. The fucking Everything.
Speaker 3:Let's say I had a drinker 7-7.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we're these the Tito truly specials.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah and say maybe it's like 9930, and maybe I just want to rest my eyes for a little bit.
Speaker 4:You know what I'm saying. They got a little heavy.
Speaker 3:No one.
Speaker 5:No one's blaming you. Yeah, no one's blaming.
Speaker 3:Normally I get up 45, you know, 50, maybe an hour later and I clean up a little bit before she gets home. Good idea, you know, sometimes it doesn't happen. So, you're just a little bit too sleepy. Maybe I worked too hard, maybe I had too many Tito's.
Speaker 5:I don't know. So you were snuggled in bed with the covers pulled up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, right up to the chin. Yeah, yeah, fan air conditioner going, you know like in heaven.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like one. One foot outside the blanket yeah.
Speaker 3:When you're, when you're a heavy man, you guys separate. So I'm sleeping away upstairs and I guess it's around 12, 30 quarter one, because that's what time she oh, that's probably later than one, because she probably saw the mess and lost her mind. But anyways, so you said it In mind, you I'm not. I'm not so intoxicated that I'm not taking care of the kids, like they're in their beds, like, and I'm not so inebriated like I couldn't handle a situation if a situation arose.
Speaker 1:Of course David was hanging from the ceiling, stapled up to the ceiling from, with his yeah, yeah, yeah saying yo bro yeah.
Speaker 5:So jakers being a pterodactyl.
Speaker 3:So I'm snug in my bed, sleeping away, unbeknownst to me, the lights are down downstairs and there might be a mess, and I don't know, maybe the toilet bowl didn't get scrubbed, I don't know. So I'm awoken by a fury of insults. You know what?
Speaker 1:What were the insults?
Speaker 5:Explain the the flurry of insults and what do you think we're feeling?
Speaker 1:was behind? What feeling was behind it when she was saying it? Pure anger, okay, yeah. So what were the insides the anger.
Speaker 3:Was it rage? I'm saying it was your e. Again, my pre story it wasn't unprovoked anger. Like she's angry, okay, cuz she just worked for yeah, I don't know how many hours and she comes home to a shit hole and lights are on and he pissed, yeah. So she comes upstairs. Wakes me up the insults please wait, I don't remember this way.
Speaker 5:Yes, you do touch your heart.
Speaker 3:Yes, you do Do. Okay, I was sleeping foggy, probably a little buzzed. I Don't remember the exact names that were called to me Were, they bad was the word cock in it Did you drop an elbow on bad because after about 15 to 20 minutes, like okay, I Owned it, my bad, sorry, like let's just go to sleep, and she just kept on and kept on poking the bear, poking the bear, you know.
Speaker 5:And then what happened?
Speaker 3:I lost my temper man.
Speaker 1:And what was said, thomas?
Speaker 3:Something along the lines of like what's the big fucking deal? So there's a mess downstairs. I'll clean it up in the morning. Who cares?
Speaker 1:So that that takes care of the first part of that, that's saying yeah, can you explain the Continue with the fallation, with the period?
Speaker 3:So I'm like who cares? And I might have thrown a couple insults myself out there. I don't remember. Yeah, I was seeing red at the time because I'm so freaking tired. I just want I gotta work in the morning like the bears Gotta sleep dude. Why are we talking about this at 1 45 in the morning Like what's the big deal? There's got a hibernate and anyone that's known me for the past. I don't know 40, and I would probably start drinking at what? 14 minutes six.
Speaker 5:I would. I would say we start drinking together 13, 14.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so 31 years I've been, and Ben Creek right out of the womb.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's our town.
Speaker 3:It does that something water and this for all the ladies or men out there that think that you're gonna change your spouse and like they're gonna become a different person. I think I'm very not gonna happen.
Speaker 5:Public service message. We did not see coming anyway. We just lost all of our listeners.
Speaker 1:So we're signing off, guys, and thanks for listening to us for the best fucking episode the end of the DID show end of time.
Speaker 3:So back to the story. So Pat gets off my back about this, yep, please. So we're still open to the bedroom at this point and I lost my cool, if you, if you want to say Lightly and I might have called her a few names, and you know who cares like so, fucking ridiculous. Like you know, you're out of your mind, like all that stuff. So I do the Hackey husband thing when there's a big fight going on. I grabbed my pillow and blanket. I grabbed my pillow and blanket and I'm going downstairs to lay on the couch. That's where I'm sleeping. That's gonna my point home that. Oh no, she's not gonna be allowed to sleep back to some fat sweaty guy. I actually want to hear your last breath, breath, breath. So normally when we're in this type of a heated argument, how does it, how does it usually end in those arguments? Well, it usually just continues on for hours of yelling and screaming, and and then you wake up in the morning.
Speaker 1:You're gonna go is this now?
Speaker 3:No, there's usually a couple days of uncomfortableness, but anyways, you love each other, so is this really typical for you? No, no, it doesn't happen often.
Speaker 1:Okay, just when you drink, which is often.
Speaker 3:Doesn't happen every time I drink, just when I drink and fuck up, oh, which is probably once a month, anyways. So I go down, grab my pillow blanket, I'm laying on the couch and it ends. I'm shocked, I'm like this has been the easiest argument ever. Like I'm sleeping, I'm on the couch, everything's great. Yeah, wait.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah. You hit a fly. They ran the bathroom with no hint.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no, I'm getting to that part.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 4:So you think you're in the clear. What is the?
Speaker 5:fucking Amityville horror in your house.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:This is the part you were getting too valid. Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to rumble.
Speaker 4:So good.
Speaker 1:So tell us what happened, Tommy.
Speaker 3:So, as these, you stir from your slumber yeah, I stir from my slumber around 4.30, 4.45, as these guys have reminded you that I have ramped prostate cancer. I guess because I have to, because when I drink 36 ounces of spike seltzer I have to pee. I guess I had to pee, you know, okay. So I stumbled through the darkened downstairs living room and head over to the downstairs bathroom. Oh boy, which is our only bathroom right now, because I gutted the master bath upstairs and not working.
Speaker 5:So this is the only place to go in the house.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so it's the only crime scene in the house.
Speaker 3:So I flick the light on and I'm sorry, tell us what you saw.
Speaker 2:Please tell us.
Speaker 3:I see a phrase scrawled across the floor. In what A familiar phrase what does? It say Well, I had to rub my eyeballs a little bit. You know I was fresh from a slumber.
Speaker 1:Please tell us, tom, let it out.
Speaker 3:And there was the phrase who cares? Painted on the bathroom floor.
Speaker 5:What was painted in what? What was it painted with?
Speaker 3:Let me just say there's an exclamation point at the end of who cares? And the dot at the bottom of your explanation point might have been a tampon, so I'll let the listeners use their imagination.
Speaker 1:Ladies and gentlemen, we have fucking breaking news. We have breaking news. Oh my Jesus, I can't believe, I can not believe he was able to get that story out.
Speaker 3:The breaking news is this. Well, I'm not going to say what it was written out of, I'm just saying there was a tampon, it might have been paint, it might have been bodily fluid. Tom that wasn't paint on the floor, dude.
Speaker 5:I don't know. Did you have red paint in the house.
Speaker 3:Did you have watercolors? No, but anyways, before I had, before I could take my Don't hang around red paint A small. So anyways, long story short, before I could take my morning pee I guess I had to go get some Clorox wipes and a trash bag and do a little cleaning. I guess that taught me the lesson that I shouldn't go night night before cleaning up the house a little bit.
Speaker 5:Did you wear surgical gloves so you didn't get contaminated?
Speaker 2:No, what am I going to get?
Speaker 1:COVID Are you kidding me.
Speaker 2:And what?
Speaker 3:kind of sick fuck are you? Are you looking at your fingers while you're doing this?
Speaker 5:I'm just saying. Hospitals and nurses have protocols for things like this.
Speaker 3:I use bleach. What are you going to do? You clean it up. You don't mention it.
Speaker 2:I can't.
Speaker 4:I can't believe it. I'm so impressed by her. That is like fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 3:So we good for a podcast.
Speaker 1:That was epic dude.
Speaker 3:So, ladies and gentlemen, the breaking news is this Paul, you have to go to bed or you got to trouble too.
Speaker 2:I got to look it up to you fucking people for 11 days next week.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, she won't know.
Speaker 5:You better make sure she does not listen to the show. Do not put this show on.
Speaker 4:Yeah, do not.
Speaker 3:Paul, maybe you should put it on Bluetooth on the ride back from the airport, maybe the first hour.
Speaker 1:Hey, chris, I just wanted you to listen to part two of the show last week. Let me throw it on for you real quick.
Speaker 4:We'll just call out where the story starts 20 minutes later, Tom's ejected from the car.
Speaker 5:Tom's dead and there's a different message on the side of Paul's car.
Speaker 1:He was hit by a leprechaun bus.
Speaker 4:We might be down pat and Tom, we're fucked.
Speaker 1:I'm going to die and get asked right by a ghost. Tom's getting thrown out of a car and next to no. Mikey and fucking Maddie, walk away with the equipment and start.
Speaker 3:You know what I have now.
Speaker 1:Advantage leverage.
Speaker 3:Now one of you motherfuckers can hold a personal story. I never will, you know right now.
Speaker 1:Tom, you're on the mountain of the apostle right now, and that's all I got to say.
Speaker 5:Tommy O rules.
Speaker 1:So, for those of you who are listening to breaking news, is this the fucking stories out the story, the cat's out of the bag. We have a, we have a description, or actually a pretty much a definition of what this means.
Speaker 5:Who cares?
Speaker 1:So Tom likes to drink often. He got a little rambunctious and had a little too many and he decided to say who cares when the house was all dirty and electric was on and kids were running around naked painted, that didn't happen? Kids were bad, but it sounds better than it sounds like when I run around like a little Indian.
Speaker 5:The Mrs had something to say about it.
Speaker 1:But not only did she say it with words, she said it with color. Yeah, she really got a question.
Speaker 2:Yeah, since you saw it, tom, was it a consistent color or you like those felt pens? You got to give it back in a well.
Speaker 5:Oh my God, I can't believe that's the question Paul Thorpe does ask you.
Speaker 3:If it was winner winner chicken dinner. If you must know, it was kind of clumpy actually.
Speaker 5:Oh man, that's a little payback.
Speaker 1:It's not one of those fountain pens no.
Speaker 4:Really hung over in that, almost maybe puke.
Speaker 1:Oh my God. So the dovetail that?
Speaker 5:time. Can you dovetail that Tom's wife got a little upset?
Speaker 1:Well, he was talking about a little upset, and she decided to dip the ink, well, a few times, and wrote who cares with it? Quite with an exclamation point on the bathroom floor.
Speaker 5:Did he just say dip the ink?
Speaker 2:well, yeah, he did.
Speaker 1:What was I not supposed to? All right, Paul. So what's funny about it is?
Speaker 2:the story. I go to the bathroom down there and there are times I do miss a little bit. She has you a basket of word by me, just on the fucking floor. That is the least of the problems now.
Speaker 3:As if there's, as a man never missed the bowl, you know exactly.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:I did tell all four it's on a TID show that Listen, ladies and gentlemen, whoever's listening. That's the story we heard months ago when we prior to even starting the show oh yeah, we didn't start the show yet Pre-show development.
Speaker 5:It was actually the basis of the show.
Speaker 4:It was just one. I found out right before it was just me.
Speaker 1:Maddie and Tommy, when, when he divulged this story and I remember two months down the road, I'm like oh Mike, he didn't hear the story. We're the only ones who knew. We never told anybody.
Speaker 4:No, and a lot of people were asking. I was like I can't do it.
Speaker 1:I got away from the show.
Speaker 4:So now you know, ladies and gentlemen, and get out of the bag and we're going to be downtown and we're all going to die tonight.
Speaker 3:That's the lobby on sabbatical for a couple of weeks. Yeah, I might die in those two weekends Then again, it might not. Speaking of dying, are we, are we going to do a near death experience show? Oh God, what Tell stories.
Speaker 2:Oh, when your wife finds out what you just.
Speaker 1:I mean I can, I can tell you that if you want me to tell you, I can tell you the story, right?
Speaker 3:now, because we're we're getting way too long. We're long on this, that's all you know.
Speaker 2:Listen, it's 10 o'clock down here in senior citizenville.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's got to get a coma half hour ago. Yeah he's got to get up for the early part Go go, go drain the prostate.
Speaker 1:Well, I can't even thank you enough for being with us when that story was told, and you will remain our number one listener for the rest of our lives.
Speaker 2:Yep, no problem guys, you got a great show going on and I'm Thomas. See you next time. Thanks for doing.
Speaker 3:Bye.
Speaker 5:Fucking made that man.
Speaker 4:I'm a big fan of tab. I don't know if you noticed.
Speaker 1:But the graph just went like this. It was a little baseline and that story was told and went all the way to the way to the fucking moon.
Speaker 4:Well, the title for this episode is going to be Tom Fucking easy.
Speaker 1:Who.
Speaker 4:Oh story Period.
Speaker 5:The story. This kid.
Speaker 1:The story comes out, that's you have no idea how many listens this is going to have. Not only that, how many times is going to be fucking Did we even get to a thousand before.
Speaker 3:I told you yes, we were there.
Speaker 4:Listen, yeah, we are definitely this episode, the TID show Fucks with ghosts.
Speaker 5:It's not. Here's the reason.
Speaker 1:Here's the reason why those numbers were just three things we're on Amazon music. We're on fucking there's like seven.
Speaker 4:We're on tuning.
Speaker 3:We're on. We're on a fucking everything. Yeah, but what if it's the same 20 people?
Speaker 5:listening on five different no I would.
Speaker 4:Why would one person?
Speaker 5:Each thing has its own individual.
Speaker 1:Who tunes?
Speaker 4:in. I didn't.
Speaker 1:I barely listen, I don't have all the electronics I had downstairs that I was tuning in on. So, we'll keep that quiet in that.
Speaker 5:Pat's the only one who listens on seven different forms.
Speaker 1:We can't get that equipment because it's in the back, closet with the fucking ghost. So that's going to stay there.
Speaker 4:That's the Fauci move. Pad the numbers. Yep, that's it. Well, the story's out, so the numbers don't mean shit now.
Speaker 1:Unscripted. I am as happy and as proud as I was the day I saw my son being born. I mean, I have tears in my eyes right now from laughter and joy.
Speaker 4:My cheese.
Speaker 1:I can't believe you told that story. Not only can you find Matt's eyes over here, no, he's. They're stuck in there. He's fucking behind his fur.
Speaker 5:Karate here.
Speaker 1:No, he has the fact that not only did you tell the story, Tom, you told the story like fucking Orson Wells told War of the Worlds. What are you talking about? That was it. It was epic the way you explained it.
Speaker 4:It was well well explained. Can you pause when?
Speaker 3:you needed to pause. I don't know yeah.
Speaker 1:Not a lot I heard, I read, if you put those in and actually melt your context to your eyeballs, you know what? Not driving, I don't care, it was on the internet, it's true, oh but the way you, the way you, you said it, it was eloquent, it was perfect and hopefully our listeners now that you heard the story. This is what this fucking show is all about Just pure, absolute nonsense and embarrassing ourselves, embarrassing ourselves talking about life and just enjoying and taking our own thoughts and just waiting to the new death episode. Oh, dude, that was, that was the scariest that hands down. Worst night of my life.
Speaker 5:Tom and I have about seven stories. Yeah, what did?
Speaker 4:I ask what life number Tom?
Speaker 1:Tom Tom story was like Peter Griffin getting into a fucking thing and then just walking away. The second he said the story to me. I'm like I instantly thought of Peter Griffin. I'm like that's how we walked away from it. Yeah, but he was actually on the stairway to find me.
Speaker 5:You know what, like, he told me three times and I probably shouldn't have felt bad, but that's like that. I didn't?
Speaker 1:That's like the time when you were playing baseball. You fucking face first off the first base bag. Everybody else is like oh well, I'm in the background, yeah you're immediately laughing. I started laughing right on it.
Speaker 3:Well, my life has prepared me for moments like this. Like I walk in and I'm like yeah, yeah, the palms go up in the air. The shoulders go.
Speaker 1:That's the instant. That's the instant reaction nowadays is because fucking life is, it's gonna happen, it's always gonna fucking happen. So you know I walk in how are you reacting?
Speaker 3:I walk in, I see it. I'm like, yeah, holy shit, all I have to do is clean up for about 10 minutes and I get. I get to sleep. This is awesome.
Speaker 1:I would have been like I'm like who did she kill? You're lucky you didn't have a house pet like hanging from the fucking ceiling.
Speaker 3:Oh well, she went. She went to bed after and she got it out. I guess she got it literally literally.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like a pint.
Speaker 4:Oh, like that's so awesome I'm so happy she did that to you.
Speaker 3:That's fucking I got to sleep for five hours, that's. I'm not even gonna lie the argument continues on to like four in the morning.
Speaker 1:I still got to get up at six and go to work, yeah there is no way to even go on with the show after that story. There's not.
Speaker 5:It's impossible to. Why are you just?
Speaker 1:trying to get us out, so you can like now I'm surprised you didn't throw me the fucking break symbol and we're sitting. Oh, we got to take another one time. He's got to go to the bathroom, but I just there's nothing to follow that up because I'm giving that story that much respect, wow.
Speaker 4:I give a lot of yeah, I feel it's amazing.
Speaker 3:I feel we're not at an ending point, though. Why do you want to continue talking? I guess not because now. Now it's awkward. What else we got, what else We'll?
Speaker 1:continue. I mean, we already talked about the subpoenas, the. Actually, I apologize, I do apologize.
Speaker 3:We can't go back to serious stuff now. I mean.
Speaker 1:Well, now here's something we can talk about the fact that the QAnon went to the House bill. Yeah, this is, and was actually voted on to pretty much discredit everything it says, what it's meaning is and whatnot.
Speaker 4:From my understanding it's, the bill is going to give the companies the right to like ban any accounts that mentioned this kind of stuff and bring it up. They're trying to silence it. For me, it's like them. They're freaking out the people who are guilty of the crush and it's getting close, man. I think there's going to be a lot of stuff coming up now until November and, I think, through the end of the year. December might be a crazy month to happen, but I think 2021, honestly, in my opinion, from what I've read, it's the new things are coming out and the shift away from that.
Speaker 5:So can I, just can I throw something in there, just so everyone understands, because I think everyone realizes we lean right. Yeah, this isn't just about I like to be on the fence. Yeah, but you're not. I mean I lean more right.
Speaker 1:But I'm kind of like fat on the fence and just leaning off a little bit.
Speaker 5:Well, just just because you're fucking right side, fucking hangs on the right.
Speaker 1:Coming from. Okay, muffin top Continue. All right, jacqueline, listen, I will fucking destroy you right now. Let's go, let's get on. Continue story moving on.
Speaker 3:Why'd you go to a fitness icon from like the 50s?
Speaker 5:I know, because he's making fun of me Because I'm fat Like his more recent.
Speaker 1:That's not fucking his his little fucking things that he does all the time like that comedy. So well, well, todd Houndley doing I'm like dude. He was on the team like 20 years ago. Who's that?
Speaker 4:I just got a text message picture of Matt from 1992.
Speaker 1:And he still looks fat, was I fat, or was I thin? Thin, thin.
Speaker 4:I was thin You're looking straight out of good fellows dude.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I had that look.
Speaker 1:Oh, you know what dude You're. You still look like an ugly bastard. Sorry, pre-e walk, you were handsome back in the day.
Speaker 5:I'm sorry. Do you want me to start fucking bringing up pictures with you and your fucking tribal gear with your little fucking hair on your head? I got those from my my fucking, my fucking.
Speaker 1:I know exactly what photo you're talking about. First of all, I sent them to you. When the hell was I ever in a cowboy bar and why was I wearing that vest? What?
Speaker 5:I was wearing my fucking house, wearing that fucking vest. It looked like you were fucking.
Speaker 1:Just just. It looked like a vest from the Navajo Indians. I don't know why I was wearing it. Why were you wearing?
Speaker 3:no clue. He watched an episode about nine or two and oh, it was fairly typical.
Speaker 1:I was trying to be like Dylan. He thought was this that like at a party?
Speaker 5:I was at my house, I was hammered, I knew you had a full head of hair.
Speaker 1:I looked fucking gorgeous and you were wearing nothing but a vest. I was wearing clothes no. You make it sound like I was going to the fucking blue oyster it was a T shirt and a vest.
Speaker 4:OK, I thought it was shirtless. I'm like whoa. He walked in and joined.
Speaker 5:Like you know, he's gonna fuck like he was gonna fuck a pickup.
Speaker 1:It's new year, Mikey. All honesty, I walked into Maddie's house with just a jockstrap and a fucking Navajo Indian fucking bed Bow tie all.
Speaker 5:And a bow tie. And that's exactly how he left by himself, with his bow tie and his vest.
Speaker 1:And I was wearing diamonds and pearls.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God holy shit.
Speaker 5:Holy fuck, I lost where I was and I said you're going to throw that photo out.
Speaker 1:It's not embarrassing because I'll talk about it.
Speaker 4:Oh man, you were talking about it. Oh, it's pretty embarrassing if we show it.
Speaker 1:Not really A little bit, I got it on my phone. Put up on a website. It's a screen.
Speaker 5:Look at how good I looked with hair Fucking pop some.
Speaker 1:This is the way you used to look.
Speaker 2:Feel better about yourself, dick.
Speaker 1:Hey loser, remember me.
Speaker 3:This is when you had the world by the balls.
Speaker 1:Now look at you Now, look at you oh my God.
Speaker 5:All right, I was racially sensitive and I had hair. Look at me, my cheeks hurt.
Speaker 1:What as he, as he gulps down the fucking other glass.
Speaker 4:I guess he's not. Who's driving my Jesus? Yeah, I'm not drinking.
Speaker 5:Mike Wofford, I'm not even gonna lie.
Speaker 1:I can't see your eyes, probably because I can't open my eyes for the ride.
Speaker 4:No, we're just one by mini bottles.
Speaker 1:He stole those from his little.
Speaker 4:E walk.
Speaker 1:His E walk hotel.
Speaker 3:They're full size.
Speaker 4:I did find a mini bottle of Tito's in my golf bag, though you never seen the E walk hotels.
Speaker 1:They're like the little club houses.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and trees.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they're nice, I like them in the Costa Rica jungle. I want to go.
Speaker 1:It's worth it E walks live Costa Rica.
Speaker 4:Let's go, man, he's gonna take me.
Speaker 1:He's gonna be my guy.
Speaker 3:Yup, yup, he's my tour guide. I think we're rambling there.
Speaker 1:See, that's what I said. This is why that was five minutes ago. I said we should sign off.
Speaker 5:I was on to something and fuck a path, but I don't remember now.
Speaker 1:The whole Q and I got voted down. Yeah, the bill. Or actually voted for what?
Speaker 5:The bill that's exactly what I was saying Was just so hard I got to get it before I lose it again. All right, we lean right, we talk a lot of shit about the left, but Q, that's kind of right down the middle right. That's not one side of the other, that's just kind of full of shit like it's season right.
Speaker 4:One of the things that really gets me is he always uses this term that it's not politics, it's not left versus right, republican versus Democrat, it's good versus evil.
Speaker 5:Right. So that's what I want everyone to understand. It's not a right versus left shit. This is someone that's trying to break truth.
Speaker 4:There's just one party that seems to be tied to that ridiculous shit, and the Clintons give them a really bad name, but there are very bad Republicans out there there's people guilty for corruption on all sides and all levels.
Speaker 3:Any group that are shitty people yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, that's it right here. That's what I said. There's four of us. Look at.
Speaker 4:Matt. Wow, you guys are fucking cold.
Speaker 1:Oh brother, oh brother, it's you, Tommy, for beating me to that Really, hey Muttley.
Speaker 4:Muttley's back. I love it.
Speaker 5:You've been with me since we're 14 years old I take this shit from you. I fucking love it, son of a bitch. I remember, several times I put you in the base. I put you in the base with a turkey saying which you couldn't even fucking see straight.
Speaker 3:It's that one night with the ham sandwich, that was the problem.
Speaker 1:He's going off as normal. Fucking turkey. God damn it. That was it for you, no, no, was it bad ham?
Speaker 5:This was a particular story. It's not the night for this, yeah it'll go on too, long.
Speaker 4:All right. I don't know. Save it Raincheck, is it good?
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's not really good.
Speaker 1:It's just really, really, really good yeah.
Speaker 3:It's just what it is. I'll just say it speaks to Matt's character.
Speaker 1:See, but the thing is like the way you guys are the way. You guys are like kind of talking about it it's almost like you guys had, like a scene on Brokeback Mountain, but you don't want to talk about it. No, no, no, no, you look a little.
Speaker 3:It was the exact opposite of that, actually, what can we do?
Speaker 1:What's the exact?
Speaker 3:two lesbians.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's not the night, because we can go into 15 stories about this shit.
Speaker 4:But these need to come out but yes, we'll.
Speaker 3:In Matt's defense. The three parties involved were completely hammered Like can't even, like remember Like no reason he knows the story is because me and Mike told him. It's true, not you, mike, mike Russo.
Speaker 1:What happened? Who was involved?
Speaker 3:It was after a.
Speaker 2:You know, we're not going into it.
Speaker 5:You know, what I'm going to tease it, I'm going to tease it. We're not doing it tonight.
Speaker 1:Can you not tease it in front of me?
Speaker 5:Take it out. I want to take a little bit.
Speaker 3:His hands. I want to take a little bit His hands beneath the table again.
Speaker 1:So my hands on my fucking leg is dick. Why is?
Speaker 3:it. Why is it going back and forth? Oh, I can see it going back to you.
Speaker 1:Hey, you want to call 1-888 and tease it?
Speaker 4:Unreal.
Speaker 5:When we were done my parents play the music. You know it's a fucking game. We got an Oscar, we have the Oscars.
Speaker 1:Fuck you guys. Who's Oscar? Oscar? You know, when the actors talk too long, they do the one.
Speaker 5:So, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us for this episode 9?
Speaker 1:Is it 9?, sure 9er. We should do something special for episode 10.
Speaker 5:I don't know what the fuck we just did for 9.
Speaker 1:We got a top. That that's the thing you got. To bring it every fucking night, dude, you got it. You're like a five-star recruit going to a big-time college bring it every fucking night.
Speaker 5:What's your excuse?
Speaker 1:I took a fucking day off, dude. What's my excuse? What's really fuck.
Speaker 5:The devil's gonna be, I put the fucking music on fuck breath.
Speaker 3:I'll give you guys a call next Sunday though.
Speaker 1:Every time we talk to you sounds like you're fucking talking in the ocean.
Speaker 3:Oh, I'll be away on my phone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're gonna be six feet under the ground. Oh stop. Oh, the story came out.
Speaker 4:Tom, so this time we got a special request from all the listeners.
Speaker 1:Who who listen to the story, follow us on Twitter at the TID show and on Instagram at TID underscore show. Bitches, tom, this was a request and Uh, doesn't? Kristen called in and requested this here, Shit. It says fuck you, tom, I'll show you blood. You're a lot of trouble pal. You can die, so you, I'm gonna get a straight tonight. I'm dead I.
Speaker 5:Can't wait to get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1:Thank you for everybody. Listen to us on station head Next week. Same bad times, same bad channel. We'll see if Tom's dead and hanging in the meat locker.
Speaker 2:Oh.
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