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Get ready for a whirlwind of laughter and chaos as we welcome the daring and adventurous Coach G to the "Take a Deep Show"! Fresh from his transformation in Raleigh, Coach G shares his colorful journey from a tattoo-free, motorcycle-less life to embracing a Sons of Anarchy-esque persona. His tales are nothing short of epic, and we can't help but dig into the notorious "incident" that made him our star guest. Whether you're in for the hilarious banter about sunglasses or the mysterious allure of the "lost episode" 100, this episode promises to be a rollercoaster of unexpected twists and turns.

We're not just about the laughs—though there are plenty of those—there's a sprinkle of the profound as we muse about posthumous broadcasts and the wonders of bourbon (with a cheeky twist). With discussions that swing from lighthearted confessions to pondering the afterlife's broadcasting options, this episode will captivate your attention and tickle your funny bone. So, put on your metaphorical sunglasses, sit back, and let us take you on this wild, engaging ride. It's an episode that plays in the space between reality and absurdity, and we promise it'll leave you wanting more.

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Come on, come on.

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Ready Tone buried him on the front lawn, put up a tombstone.

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I seen Bambi that's my nickname for bamboo.

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She like what up?

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Tone, how you can we speak?

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I got some explaining to do.

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See, your absence made me forget who you are and I love you.

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For you, I need a second chance.

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Boo, I said it's all good.

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36 seasons long, you got weak, but I'm here to help weather the storm.

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What we do in life echoes in eternity.

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See you next time, yuck.

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Yuck, one of those yuck days.

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Are you okay?

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Is this a sunglass episode?

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Am I fucking mic on?

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Yeah, your mic's on.

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Sorry, it's loud.

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Is this a sunglass episode?

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Yeah, it mic'd on.

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Yeah, your mic's on.

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Sorry, it's loud.

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Is this a sunglass episode?

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Yeah, it seems that way.

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You got yours, I got some for you.

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No, I'm all right, come on.

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No, I'm good.

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I've got clear ones in the bag.

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Are you going to be cunty?

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Tonight this is how we're going to start.

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Yeah, I'd have to go get some.

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You want my broken?

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ones.

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Well, no, not if he's not going to do it.

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Oh, this is a peer pressure thing.

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Yeah, Like I would have conformed to the group you know like I mean, is this a bad time to tell everyone I put roofies in the bourbon?

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Thank God I don't drink, I'm driving.

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Are we allowed you get in the captain's chair.

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The four o'clock across doesn't look bad.

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No, not at all.

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It fits nicely.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Take a Deep Show.

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Episode something, something, something, something, something, something in the triple digits.

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Yeah, we're at home, 12, 14, 19.

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We'll get around to airing that 100th episode one of these days.

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No, no, it's the lost episode.

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No, that can't even.

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That'll never, ever go on.

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You have to pay.

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No, you know what, on OnlyFans You've got to subscribe to see episode 100.

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I want you to play it at my funeral Episode 100.

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That is like pissing on your grave if we did that as opposed to what anyone else is going to do anyway.

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Do you think somebody is going to do something worse than pissing on your grave?

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It's distinctly possible.

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What's worse than that, though, is John the first guest since the incident.

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Oh, yes, yes, yes, I think he is.

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Yes, he is.

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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very, very, very special guest today.

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He's not a one percenter, he does not ride with the angels.

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Nobody thought that, nope.

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You're not going to Colorado, nope Chicago.

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Nope, and the only reason that he was allowed is because he doesn't drink.

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Yes, and, like white girl, wasted.

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Oh, was that the incident?

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Yeah, are we going to hear about the incident?

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Because now I want to know.

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Well, can we do your intro song?

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Yeah.

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I think it's fitting, because you're what's up, Coach G.

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Yeah, I think it's fitting.

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What's up Coach G.

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From the last time I saw you to now, it was like you growing up in Sons of Anarchy.

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Bubba Joe, what's up?

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That's the best way to describe it.

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He's a young Thomas Teller.

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It's very close.

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Like you have.

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No, from the last time I saw him to now, yeah, never.

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Wasn't driving a motorcycle, didn't have the tattoos.

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Nope, nope.

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When was the last time you saw him?

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Last week?

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Shit dude.

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When did you?

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When did you leave for Carolina?

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Eight years ago when?

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Where in Carolina?

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Rowley.

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Okay.

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Yep Lived down there for a while and uh.

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So he listened to this song Down there, and now we got this, this guy.

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This guy.

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This guy yeah.

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It's Johnny Boom right here.

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Johnny Boom, johnny Boom.

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Wow, using him up quick man.

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He used three up quick last time and he was very good timing on the last one.

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But Johnny boom Love it, love it.

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Speaking of Roofied.

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Are you allowed to tell that story?

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No, you're not allowed to tell that story.

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Well, you fucking brought it up.

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Now you gotta tell it, I know, now you gotta tell it, I'm not telling that story Some things in life.

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Don't get on me, but this is such a.

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When you fucking brought it up.

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Now you gotta tell it.

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I'm not telling that story.

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Some things in life don't get on me, but this is such a they usually do in some

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shape or form, it's legendary.

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It's still fresh we can have Bernie's.

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We keep out of record.

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That's only because we're not sure of the statue.

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We can talk about Seif Dover, which we won't, just the Jeffrey.

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Epstein of car sales.

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Here we go.

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What are we three minutes in?

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Yeah, we come out swinging.

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Did Jim ride in the pilot in Jeffrey Epstein's hot pilot?

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Jim is probably like Bill Clinton who took the pilot.

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Maybe that's a really bad comparison.

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I'm not going to compare Jimmy like that.

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Uh, jim, jim is probably like Jimmy's probably like Bill Bill Clinton.

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He could be Maybe that's really bad comparison.

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I'm not going to compare Jimmy like that.

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Yeah, no, don't do that, Don't do that I just did though.

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I know you did but no, it's John used to.

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I used to work with Johnny at Honda.

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He was our, he was our, he was a young fucking kid.

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And now he comes back and he's.

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Left an ex-wife and got a bunch of tattoos.

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Oh, were you in charge of a lot of lizards?

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No, mr Despacito was Well, we all know how that turned out.

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Yeah, he had to flee to Mexico, he's not allowed back at the dealership, Mr Despacito.

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He's officially not allowed back, like he's blackballed yeah.

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Why he's officially not allowed back Like he's blackballed.

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Yeah, why, I don't know he just he got told to leave one day.

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By who, mike?

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Yeah, mj, yeah MJ.

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Yeah, so he's not allowed back, can't be within 200 years of his school.

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Yeah well, that'll get you.

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Well, I mean, nobody wants to be around an English guy who's always angry.

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Nah he, you bloody cunt.

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You bloody cunt.

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Oh, that would fucking irk the shit out of me.

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Yeah, everything he says to you sounds like he's just.

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Hello governor, Did anyone ever tell him they lost the fucking war.

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I don't know Like I'm not the toughest dude out there, but I feel like anybody with that voice I could kick the crap out of.

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I almost want to take a white glove and just slap him in the face Like that voice you're like what?

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I threatened him so many times when I was working.

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I was like you ever get in my face like that again.

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I was like I don't care if you're my If you had to threaten him more than once he didn't listen to you.

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No, no, or I didn't listen to him, which was mostly the part you know.

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That's fucking aggravating.

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Why Fucking accent talking shit?

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I worked with a dude that didn't have an accent and we shamed him.

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He wouldn't even come out with us anymore.

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What's crazy is you take him off that lot.

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He's the nicest dude in the world.

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Nicest dude in the world yeah.

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You bring him to.

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Honda and you're just like I'm going to set him and his family on fire.

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That's a real dick.

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Then no, because he was very, I would say, giving outside of Honda.

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How about this?

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Let's get him a red jacket.

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We'll let him run through the fucking run through the used car line.

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We'll shoot at him with paintballs.

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I love that idea.

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You just smack him with tea bags.

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How many alpacas can we rent to?

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have him run in Ride the alpacas and shoot them with a paintball gun.

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I'll never fucking see it coming.

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I was thinking about him running underneath the alpacas Wow.

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Like you put honey on the alpaca's balls and he's got to run through.

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Yeah, first off, it's an alpaca attack, it's an alpaca, you know know, one of those brushless car washes, but you're doing it with ball sacks.

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Yeah, wow, come on.

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Sometimes people deserve that honey on the ball.

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I don't know, I don't know why I came up with that.

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It was the first fucking thing.

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I have a feeling there's a fantasy in there somewhere for pat yeah, I was gonna say that sounds pretty suspect, so you know a lot about that huh, johnny, tell us us what's been going on.

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man, why are you back from Carolina?

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I mean, you could say whatever you want.

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Yeah, no, I needed to change.

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I was working for a cigar company.

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Which cigar company?

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Monte Cristo, Romeo H Utman, Should I?

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H Farbean.

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So johnny blew the surprise earlier and he's a guy, you know.

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He gave me something.

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I'm like, oh no, no, I was like, save this for the fucking show, the guys will love it.

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So, johnny, if you want to, yeah, hand out your special gifts gift packs oh no in the front you got a couple cigars, then inside you got an ashtray Meanwhile.

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I know you motherfuckers are like, oh, this is going to be a prank, you got Kevin.

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Oh no, thank you.

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You have.

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I'm sorry, Ben, If you're watching right now.

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You have just fell down a few rungs.

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And I figured you guys needed something else for in here, so I brought the Monte Cristo ashtray for you guys to put out somewhere, dude.

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Oh wow, look at you, man, wow.

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Alright, just take it out.

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I'm gonna give you the left.

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I'm good man, I'm covered.

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Matt listen.

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No, he's good, He'll walk right under the table and just suck you off, he could reach the bottom of the table.

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Suck you off.

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No, that's okay.

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His head won't hit the bottom of the table.

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I brought shit for later.

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Yeah, you got cutters too.

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Oh, these are fucking fantastic.

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These are great fucking strokes.

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What Johnny got us was it's a.

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I don't know if I'm going to wear the satchel, open it up.

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Yeah, look, you got other stuff in here too.

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If I'm going to wear the satchel like Alan did in.

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This is a cutter.

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That's a heavy cutter.

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And then this is a Monty Ashtray.

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It's like a little car, one that you can put in your cup holder.

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That's fucking awesome.

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The only gift Ben gave us.

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Thank you so much.

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The only gift Ben gave us was a show of White Girl Wasted.

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The only thing I got was late to work.

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I can't explain that shit.

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And you got this changed man to my right who him and I used to have so much fucking fun.

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Oh, that's fucking awesome At Honda and dude.

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I can't even thank you enough.

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This is a fucking awesome gift.

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Absolutely Thanks for having me, dude.

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This is fucking great bro.

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Are you just back visiting, or are you like back up here now?

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No, yeah, I live here now.

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I live here full time.

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I wish I was an alcoholic.

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Well, I am, I could use two.

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I know you do that.

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That's fucking sweet dude, yeah, man.

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Dude, thank you so much.

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That's fucking wild.

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And then I brought these.

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This is what I.

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These are cigars.

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This is what I want the podcast to be like.

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Like we can fucking meet people who do this shit.

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So this is my buddy, jeff Amendola.

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He's a guy from up here New York.

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More, you got more.

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This is how I got my start in the cigar industry, so I want to bring these for you guys to smoke.

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These are called the West Side Story.

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He's got two in here, so one's got a Brazilian rapper.

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Two One's a jet, One's a shark.

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One's got a Mexican rapper on there.

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Oh wow, A Mexican rapper.

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Yeah, that's his newest one.

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Those are nice yeah so we can smoke some of those later Bro this fucking cutter, yeah, that cutter's outlandish it's got some weight fucking great.

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I got such an excitement boner right now.

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Are you still working, you buddy?

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I didn't ask you that earlier Is that something you were like, did you search for?

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something like that up in the area.

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Did you see the ashtray?

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The big one, no, the little one.

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That's incredible, man, this is awesome.

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Wow, you are more than fucking welcome on the show Anytime.

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Ben will never, ever come here or ever sit in your seat so we got two bad interviews in Canada and an exit stage right.

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And I don't know how to use my AirPods.

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I love you, ben Ben, we do love you, but we love John more now.

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He's got to bribe him more.

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Now he's gotta bribe him.

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I can't be had, but I can be bought.

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I'm totally bought Like.

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This is fucking Dude, that's fucking ridiculous Wow.

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Yeah, I tried to stay in the industry, but 75% tax on tobacco in New York Makes that a little tough for territories.

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75% tax and they're.

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New York makes that a little tough for territories.

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I covered 75% tax.

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And they're trying to pass 95% up here.

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If you can believe that, I don't doubt anything in New York.

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Most of our cigars were.

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You have to suck somebody off for a pack of smokes.

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Yeah, you know, a $20 cigar is a normal price for a cigar these days.

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So now up here it's $35 for the same cigar you pay half for.

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This is fucking awesome dude.

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Yeah, yeah, it's really cool, man.

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Thanks so much.

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Yeah, no problem.

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Yeah, I wanted to bring something.

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I got so much merch left over from you got any like humidors.

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No, no, I wish, I wish I still have all my stuff down there in storage.

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I got to bring back all my cigar stuff.

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I only have half of it.

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How much stuff you got fucking down there.

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Oh my God.

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I've got a 10 by 10 storage unit full to the top.

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Wow, two bedroom apartment down there.

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I haven't brought back Kind of a last minute decision to come home.

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And unfortunately you can't sell that because we would promote I mean, hey, we're featured and sponsored by Monte Cristo, yeah, I wish.

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And.

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John Boom, johnny Boom, sponsored by John Boom oh dude, show them the photo.

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When I saw this photo, when you put it on Facebook like your first cigar flyers yeah, I look at him and I was like Tony Soprano, wait till you see it.

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Yeah, my buddy Jeff, the one that has those cigars that I just gave you guys.

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They called me Big Time, johnny, and then I just ran with it and we put on the suit and that was it.

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Then I started making flyers for it.

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Oh, fuck yeah, dude, dude.

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I swear to God when I saw it.

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Who's the fucking?

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guy Dude.

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You have no idea, like when I saw it, who's?

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Oh, who's the fucking guy Dude.

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You have no idea, like when I saw that, like how proud I was of you, Not fucking Arturo, I'm like this motherfucker.

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You look just like One of those fucking dudes.

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I can't think of the guy's name.

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This motherfucker Big time fucking cigar guy.

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Big time, tommy.

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Big time Johnny Boom, johnny Boom, johnny Boom, jay Boom On we go, there, we go, boom yeah.

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Why don't you call Boom Cigars?

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My wife is going to love this.

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Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

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I'm like I don't know if I wear satchels, it's a satchel.

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Yeah, it's a satchel.

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I could do the awkward.

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I have no problem.

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I have no problem doing the awkward moment and putting weird shit in there and having it on my front and reaching in and pulling out.

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It's like Vaseline, you stick your finger and you come back out.

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You got Vaseline.

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You got like a baby Bjorn and you got fucking.

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Vaseline in it.

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So you put the bag on your chest, yeah, and put Vaseline in.

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Inside of it, purposely, purposely, and just reach your finger and you come out and be like so do you like the surprise factor?

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Is it like a smell thing?

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No, I just like.

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Okay, I like making awkward moments.

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So you Okay, you can only.

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I love that fucking t-shirt, though it fucking.

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It's fucked oh.

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I thoroughly.

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So many of them hate that word.

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No dude.

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I thoroughly.

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Double take's, not even a word.

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I thoroughly enjoy walking past women shopping at ShopRite and I'm walking around with a t-shirt right in the middle that says moist.

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And then you make eye contact with them.

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You just awkward contact.

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What's up?

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You ever lick your lips a little bit Squirt bottle like this yeah, hit him with it how you doing.

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Give the old double eyebrow raise.

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I get enough on my face and I just shake off, even though I don't have hair.

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What is wrong with this?

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guy Only to the mom wearing sweatpants on laundry day.

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Ball guy shaking his head like it's Fabio Somebody call security on this guy.

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He's a freak.

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Is that Cypher Dover.

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That's who that is.

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Dude that's like no joke.

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When I saw that, I was honestly very proud of you Because you were young when you moved down there and got married and I'm like this motherfucker's balling.

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How old were you when you moved down and got married?

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I moved down at 22, married and had a house by 25.

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Okay, and then shortly after, that was the end of that.

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Shortly after.

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Let me guess who's still living in the house.

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No, no, no.

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We sold it.

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Split it Amen.

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Good for you.

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Yeah, it's all good now you got out easy.

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No, kids, no, no kids.

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I lost the dog.

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That sucks.

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Can't gong for that I was going to gong for no kids Lost the dog Gong.

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No, no, no, I didn't.

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My ball's in the jar Gone Bronson, she's bronson them.

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That's like Sonny with his balls.

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Sonny hasn't had balls since 1963.

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Camille, she fucking, she has meat pounced those ball sacks several times.

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Can you, you know what?

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Can you call Tom Oster, before it gets too late?

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Sure Wish him a happy birthday, not a problem.

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Oh, it's his birthday.

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It's his birthday.

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You know he's not going to answer my phone, it's Gunner's birthday too.

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Who's Gunner, which also means it's Finn's bye-bye day.

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Why did you just fucking ruin everything?

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Sorry, man, we're on such a high.

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This guy's all about the facts.

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This fucking guy's fucking Thanks.

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You can act like a man.

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What the hell would?

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you do.

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That was dismal.

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You didn't have to go, you're like oh and Finn's goodbye day.

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I'm totally fine.

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Doesn't bother me at all.

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I just wanted to bring it up.

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That's all I'll stop.

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Oh my God.

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Birthday and a I'll stop.

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Oh my God.

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Birthday and a good-bye day on the same day.

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God, you guys have no idea.

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I don't even know where to go from there.

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I'm so sad.

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That's terrible.

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Take a look at the epics around you Tissues.

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Call up Tommy, see how his shmeet's doing.

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It's the only way to break this mood.

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Kevin, if you pray to God, maybe you can have a feedback.

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I didn't mean it like that.

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I'm so sorry.

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I really did not mean it like that.

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No, you know, when you say something, you're like I should have thought about that before I said it.

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It just came out and I apologize.

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How did you mean it?

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Um, we don't have to talk about it, okay.

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No, dude, I've never seen like I.

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I don't think I've ever met finn when you had finn.

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Okay, but your, your love for that dog is he's my dog man, that was, that was that was the best one.

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I would have killed all the rest of them.

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That was the best one.

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I would have killed all the rest of them.

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That was the best one.

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We're still in the process of doing that.

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I'm still okay with that.

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Nothing that fucking hurt out.

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He's my dog.

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Okay, he liked me too.

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All right, he did like you, he understood you, he did.

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Let the boy watch.

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Watch Finn Watch oh come on All right Now.

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Finn used to watch.

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Oster.

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Oh yeah, tommy, Let Finn watch.

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That's the worst, that's the worst.

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Hey boy, hey boy.

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Dude, I got four dogs.

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Sometimes they're watching bro.

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Yeah, that's true, hey boy, hey boy.

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Dude got four dogs.

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Sometimes they're watching bro yeah, that's true.

00:20:49.278 --> 00:20:54.613
Have you seen how they follow her around?

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Put a mask on you, jesus, actually you know what?

00:20:58.253 --> 00:20:59.059
Can you guys get goggles?

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How do you even perform like that?

00:21:03.710 --> 00:21:05.965
Scout, you gonna put some Sniffing your ass.

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They're usually watching from a distance Scout.

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Get ready, Get your goggles on.

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Get your goggles on, Scout.

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They're like voyeurs.

00:21:18.282 --> 00:21:19.406
Scout licked a bad place again.

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That was good.

00:21:20.682 --> 00:21:23.948
I bet you, the way she sniffs, she's probably right under the ball sack.

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Wow, it's moist in here.

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No dog has ever come close.

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You open the door.

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I don't want to hear your shit now.

00:21:40.480 --> 00:21:43.130
I'm just saying no dog has ever come close to interfering.

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Oh, for God's sake, please call Tom, just please All right, let's call Tom they may stop it from starting, but they've never interfered the person you're trying to reach is not available.

00:21:57.086 --> 00:21:58.471
Oh, he knew, Straight to voicemail.

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When you have finished recording, you may hang up.

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How are?

00:22:01.186 --> 00:22:01.468
you going to?

00:22:01.488 --> 00:22:01.788
play it.

00:22:01.788 --> 00:22:05.970
Happy birthday to you.

00:22:05.970 --> 00:22:14.036
Happy birthday to you.

00:22:14.036 --> 00:22:21.118
Happy birthday dear Tommy-o.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh, Happy, happy happy birthday, Chew chew.

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Chew juice.

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Happy birthday, Tommy O.

00:22:40.228 --> 00:22:41.844
All right, I hope you're swinging dick around.

00:22:43.048 --> 00:22:43.789
Hit her with the shmeet.

00:22:44.740 --> 00:22:45.403
She's probably dead right now.

00:22:45.423 --> 00:22:46.929
No, no, all right, I'm going're swinging dick around, hit her with the shmeet.

00:22:46.929 --> 00:22:47.530
She's probably dead right now.

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No, no, all right, I'm going to hang up now, tom.

00:22:49.660 --> 00:22:50.182
It's a pleasure.

00:22:50.182 --> 00:22:52.529
But happy birthday, Hope you're doing well.

00:22:52.529 --> 00:22:53.865
Maybe you can call us back.

00:22:53.865 --> 00:22:54.853
Write the voicemail.

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You prick.

00:22:55.259 --> 00:22:57.146
You're definitely on a Friday night.

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He knew that was coming At 9 o'clock, straight to voicemail.

00:23:00.030 --> 00:23:07.336
She's definitely got you tied up, but we love you hope the bump plug isn't best of luck.

00:23:07.336 --> 00:23:09.546
Remember.

00:23:09.546 --> 00:23:10.829
Your safe word is snorkel.

00:23:10.829 --> 00:23:14.088
Alright, talk to you soon, bye, bye.

00:23:14.088 --> 00:23:22.480
Can you mention a safe word with her snorkel big hand?

00:23:25.747 --> 00:23:43.666
I said snorkel, god damn it oh my god, she's coming down to swap me six fucking feet long all right, it's moist so is the end of the okay I honestly world not the world in there, here we go no, it's from everything that's been going on.

00:23:44.228 --> 00:23:54.058
Dude, Do you ever see the chick who wrote Terminator actually also wrote the Matrix, and the Matrix is the future of the Terminator.

00:23:54.058 --> 00:23:54.922
Did you know?

00:23:54.942 --> 00:23:55.871
that you mean the Wachowski brothers.

00:23:56.942 --> 00:23:57.605
No, some black chick.

00:23:59.162 --> 00:24:00.105
Why's she got to be a black chick?

00:24:00.621 --> 00:24:01.325
She's the one who wrote the.

00:24:01.539 --> 00:24:03.684
Why can't you just say some chick, what does it matter?

00:24:03.684 --> 00:24:05.690
Not the movie guys, the books.

00:24:05.710 --> 00:24:10.210
I understand Not that I'm a reader man.

00:24:11.544 --> 00:24:13.430
Fucking, talking down to me Like I never read a book.

00:24:14.545 --> 00:24:20.390
I can read it says Adidas Alvin Mack.

00:24:20.541 --> 00:24:23.287
The program 1993 Nice.

00:24:24.664 --> 00:24:25.828
That was actually a great movie.

00:24:25.828 --> 00:24:28.362
The first time you see it, and now you watch it, you're like this is so gay.

00:24:28.743 --> 00:24:30.362
Nah, it still holds water.

00:24:30.362 --> 00:24:31.626
Man, it's a good movie.

00:24:31.626 --> 00:24:33.608
Man, I would have fucking punched.

00:24:33.628 --> 00:24:34.339
Joe Cain's face.

00:24:34.339 --> 00:24:35.604
It's a good nostalgic watch.

00:24:37.328 --> 00:24:39.486
Joe Cain was that asshole friend.

00:24:39.486 --> 00:24:41.482
You're like what the fuck is he doing here?

00:24:41.482 --> 00:24:44.169
I thought we didn't tell him we were coming, Like that guy.

00:24:44.189 --> 00:24:45.090
What was Darnell Jefferson?

00:24:45.090 --> 00:24:45.833
That's Omar Epps.

00:24:45.833 --> 00:24:50.371
Right yeah, in real life he would have taken his fucking schlong out and beat him around the head and neck with it.

00:24:50.371 --> 00:24:52.983
What the fuck?

00:24:52.983 --> 00:24:55.852
Wow, that's strong, it's strong.

00:24:56.200 --> 00:24:57.962
I've been assaulted by BBC.

00:25:01.047 --> 00:25:01.367
Sorry.

00:25:01.587 --> 00:25:02.528
That's a browser's channel.

00:25:02.548 --> 00:25:03.530
I'm having flashbacks of the.

00:25:03.530 --> 00:25:04.913
Anaconda in the seventh grade.

00:25:04.932 --> 00:25:09.661
Wrong stream, you guys got to subscribe Matty anytime.

00:25:09.721 --> 00:25:10.142
I'm like that.

00:25:10.142 --> 00:25:10.682
I'm like no.

00:25:10.682 --> 00:25:14.448
It reminds me of the seventh grade when I was on stage with the Anaconda.

00:25:14.448 --> 00:25:15.890
No, no.

00:25:19.820 --> 00:25:20.964
No, I won't go back.

00:25:20.964 --> 00:25:22.390
No, I don't want that.

00:25:24.279 --> 00:25:24.702
I don't like this.

00:25:24.702 --> 00:25:25.528
No, I don't want that.

00:25:25.528 --> 00:25:26.635
I don't like this.

00:25:26.635 --> 00:25:29.086
Nah, it was a good movie, but Joe Cain was a douche bro.

00:25:29.086 --> 00:25:32.761
He was Driving the fucking motorcycle Little fucking feeble-minded bitch.

00:25:33.041 --> 00:25:33.682
What movie is?

00:25:34.344 --> 00:25:35.005
this the Program.

00:25:35.005 --> 00:25:36.365
You're definitely too young for that.

00:25:36.385 --> 00:25:39.710
Oh yeah, You're definitely too young for that how old are you 28.

00:25:39.829 --> 00:25:40.171
28?

00:25:40.171 --> 00:25:40.570
Yeah.

00:25:41.251 --> 00:25:42.634
Yeah, you're a young buck, johnny.

00:25:43.193 --> 00:25:44.015
Yeah, jesus Christ.

00:25:44.015 --> 00:25:44.776
What year were you?

00:25:44.796 --> 00:25:48.907
born 97 yeah he Fuck a movie was four years 95.

00:25:49.223 --> 00:25:50.298
Fuck, a movie was out three years.

00:25:50.298 --> 00:25:51.851
Junior year in high school.

00:25:52.192 --> 00:25:54.606
Yep, yeah, I was very moist back then.

00:25:54.929 --> 00:25:56.926
Okay, you had hair back then.

00:25:57.742 --> 00:25:59.891
Yeah, I had beautiful hair, I did.

00:25:59.971 --> 00:26:00.874
I don't know about beautiful.

00:26:00.874 --> 00:26:01.978
It was beautiful, it was luscious.

00:26:01.978 --> 00:26:02.921
I kept it nice, it was luscious.

00:26:04.143 --> 00:26:06.067
I kept it nice.

00:26:06.067 --> 00:26:08.411
It was luscious, you know, but you have a full head, don't you?

00:26:08.411 --> 00:26:08.770
I do.

00:26:08.770 --> 00:26:10.694
I really hate that.

00:26:10.694 --> 00:26:12.186
You think it's because of his short stature.

00:26:13.740 --> 00:26:14.624
I don't think that's what does it.

00:26:15.207 --> 00:26:15.587
I think so.

00:26:15.587 --> 00:26:17.105
If you're lower to the ground, you have more hair.

00:26:17.339 --> 00:26:18.906
No, I think it's if you wear hats a lot.

00:26:22.440 --> 00:26:23.503
I think it has to do with the hereditary gene.

00:26:23.503 --> 00:26:24.934
Yeah, it's a gene that you have From your mother's father.

00:26:24.934 --> 00:26:28.967
Well, I break that stereotype also, and I'm my brother's keeper.

00:26:29.701 --> 00:26:30.906
You got to look at your mother's father.

00:26:30.906 --> 00:26:32.585
I never met my mother's father.

00:26:32.859 --> 00:26:36.644
My mother's father had the three-hair comb-over my mother's father had the Montgomery.

00:26:36.705 --> 00:26:37.689
Burns Yep.

00:26:37.729 --> 00:26:41.211
Nice, my mother's father had the yarmulke which I.

00:26:41.932 --> 00:26:42.953
I told you I'd get you one of those.

00:26:42.953 --> 00:26:45.875
If you want to cover that up, I got a guy.

00:26:45.875 --> 00:26:51.067
We can go down to Argentina with Jim and we can have someone staple it to your head, can?

00:26:51.106 --> 00:26:53.665
you make a yarmulke Out of Monte Crisco.

00:26:54.723 --> 00:26:55.125
Monte what.

00:26:55.626 --> 00:26:56.229
Monte Cristo.

00:26:58.807 --> 00:26:59.691
You said Monte Crisco.

00:27:01.813 --> 00:27:02.960
It's like the one thing that irks you.

00:27:02.960 --> 00:27:05.270
Sorry, you want to hear something Is that a sandwich, did I.

00:27:05.290 --> 00:27:06.200
It's like the one thing that irks you, sorry.

00:27:06.641 --> 00:27:07.605
You hungry or?

00:27:07.625 --> 00:27:08.088
something no.

00:27:10.468 --> 00:27:10.809
Sandwich.

00:27:12.741 --> 00:27:14.484
Sorry, right, what?

00:27:14.484 --> 00:27:15.446
What happened?

00:27:15.446 --> 00:27:16.689
I don't know.

00:27:16.689 --> 00:27:17.990
You're talking about food and shit.

00:27:19.252 --> 00:27:19.913
I don't even remember.

00:27:19.913 --> 00:27:22.962
I sure am hungry.

00:27:23.002 --> 00:27:23.263
Fucking guys.

00:27:23.284 --> 00:27:24.346
I was making a grilled cheese sandwich.

00:27:24.346 --> 00:27:26.769
Earlier I was going to jump over to counter All right Dude.

00:27:26.789 --> 00:27:28.593
I offered hungry Fucking guys I was making a grilled cheese sandwich earlier.

00:27:28.593 --> 00:27:29.554
I was going to jump over the counter.

00:27:29.574 --> 00:27:32.097
All right, dude, I offered, man I offered, I wasn't going to make you make me a fucking grilled cheese sandwich.

00:27:32.279 --> 00:27:34.929
Suck your dick for a piece of toast.

00:27:34.929 --> 00:27:35.832
What $10 million.

00:27:36.153 --> 00:27:37.337
Wow, $10 million, yeah, expensive piece.

00:27:37.337 --> 00:27:47.000
$10 million, bro, expensive piece of toast here.

00:27:47.020 --> 00:27:47.703
Get over that shit real quick.

00:27:47.723 --> 00:27:51.685
It just sounds so dirty when you say it, it's just so bad.

00:27:52.740 --> 00:27:54.164
You'll forget everything after this.

00:27:54.204 --> 00:27:57.705
Okay, this will be the last thing you'll be thinking about.

00:27:59.763 --> 00:28:02.191
This will never remain in the back of your brain.

00:28:03.281 --> 00:28:05.963
Like my nut, like no more ice pops, that's fine.

00:28:10.215 --> 00:28:10.897
Takes me back.

00:28:10.897 --> 00:28:12.826
No more ice pops, no more bananas.

00:28:13.060 --> 00:28:14.446
No, no, no, it's more of the ice pop.

00:28:14.446 --> 00:28:17.045
What kind of ice pop are you eating?

00:28:17.045 --> 00:28:17.547
Think about it.

00:28:19.061 --> 00:28:20.086
What kind of ice pops are you eating?

00:28:20.086 --> 00:28:21.284
Are you talking about the?

00:28:21.284 --> 00:28:22.628
You're talking about rocket pops.

00:28:22.628 --> 00:28:24.688
Yes, the red, white and blue ones.

00:28:24.688 --> 00:28:25.772
The rigid.

00:28:26.114 --> 00:28:31.920
Atom Pops the rigid, the twins, the ribbed, the Rocket Pops for her pleasure.

00:28:33.345 --> 00:28:35.933
What about the ghetto shop right twins?

00:28:35.933 --> 00:28:37.239
Remember the ones you had to break?

00:28:37.239 --> 00:28:39.026
Yeah, and they always fucking broke.

00:28:39.321 --> 00:28:43.986
And one side would be fucking bigger than the other and this piece would fall off Because you broke too much of it.

00:28:43.986 --> 00:28:47.365
Yeah, that was great times growing up as a kid man.

00:28:47.708 --> 00:28:48.541
You were the youngest brother.

00:28:48.541 --> 00:28:58.240
You always got the short side, the flavor ices dude you used to eat 600 of those a day, but you were only left with oranges, because you know Tommy and Phil were getting all the oranges.

00:28:58.260 --> 00:29:00.299
Yeah, I was getting thrown the fucking peels Grape.

00:29:00.359 --> 00:29:01.701
Tasted like cough medicine.

00:29:01.701 --> 00:29:03.644
Remember that the dime tap?

00:29:03.644 --> 00:29:04.664
I wouldn't go that far.

00:29:04.664 --> 00:29:05.385
You graped it.

00:29:05.385 --> 00:29:05.885
Grape what?

00:29:05.885 --> 00:29:07.167
The flavor ice.

00:29:07.387 --> 00:29:07.667
No.

00:29:08.729 --> 00:29:10.731
You know, yes, tasted like dime tap.

00:29:10.731 --> 00:29:12.192
You ever have dime tap, of course.

00:29:12.192 --> 00:29:13.795
I did we grew up on dime tap.

00:29:13.795 --> 00:29:15.155
Man man, I'll snort your dime.

00:29:15.175 --> 00:29:20.625
tap Grape sugar grape, you know, freshman year in high school you're trying much time tap.

00:29:20.644 --> 00:29:34.907
You could drink, yeah, like I was uh, like which way, like right there right there, right there, the long way like that just just like that okay all right, we're gonna just like this.

00:29:36.451 --> 00:29:40.739
I can't I can't unsee that I can't unsee what you just did.

00:29:40.759 --> 00:29:42.000
All right, come on.

00:29:42.102 --> 00:29:43.884
All right, here we go three minutes to do something else.

00:29:44.005 --> 00:29:45.067
All right, here we go.

00:29:45.086 --> 00:29:46.529
You guys kept on going on with it.

00:29:46.569 --> 00:29:47.752
Jesus God.

00:29:47.752 --> 00:29:51.797
So the more and more I see it.

00:29:52.941 --> 00:29:56.690
Tom Schmidt, I can't get it out of my head.

00:29:57.612 --> 00:30:00.327
Sorry, nightmares Billy Joel.

00:30:04.152 --> 00:30:04.613
Big shot.

00:30:04.613 --> 00:30:06.651
Oh my God, oh my God, we my gosh.

00:30:06.893 --> 00:30:07.297
Oh my gosh.

00:30:07.297 --> 00:30:08.746
We could put glitter in the.

00:30:08.786 --> 00:30:09.471
Monte Cristo bag for him.

00:30:09.471 --> 00:30:13.749
So we said what was his stage name.

00:30:13.749 --> 00:30:15.844
We came up with what was it.

00:30:16.125 --> 00:30:16.907
I forget the name.

00:30:18.344 --> 00:30:19.347
That was a bunch of episodes.

00:30:19.760 --> 00:30:34.559
So we said, like Tom, who has the big shmeet, if he ever became a stripper he would have like glitter bags, a fanny pack of glitter, yeah as he comes out on stage yeah, just launch the glitter while big shot from Billy Joel's playing.

00:30:34.559 --> 00:30:38.300
You're not buying it.

00:30:38.561 --> 00:30:47.067
I don't know that song, oh my god, you guys are gonna deal with this, this fucking guy what kind of music you like?

00:30:48.762 --> 00:30:50.099
Obviously the fucking Teletubbies.

00:30:50.361 --> 00:30:51.806
He's fucking 18 years old.

00:30:51.806 --> 00:30:52.868
He's got a like no, no, no.

00:30:53.801 --> 00:30:55.768
Serious question Like what's your, what's your genre?

00:30:55.768 --> 00:30:58.576
All the rap music, yeah, stuff like that Wu-Tang.

00:30:59.077 --> 00:30:59.398
Okay.

00:30:59.558 --> 00:30:59.859
Alright.

00:31:00.482 --> 00:31:01.810
You know this, you know this song.

00:31:02.112 --> 00:31:02.473
Respect.

00:31:05.202 --> 00:31:05.844
What the fuck is that?

00:31:05.844 --> 00:31:06.384
It sounds good.

00:31:06.384 --> 00:31:07.145
I don't know this song.

00:31:07.145 --> 00:31:08.126
No, you totally got it.

00:31:08.166 --> 00:31:08.748
It sounds good.

00:31:08.748 --> 00:31:09.328
There we go.

00:31:09.328 --> 00:31:09.930
It's a long intro.

00:31:09.930 --> 00:31:12.834
There it is.

00:31:12.874 --> 00:31:17.202
Throwing glitter, swing, swing and shmeet, swing and shmeet this.

00:31:18.366 --> 00:31:22.944
Throwing on Like gold sequined bikini brief and it's just like you know.

00:31:27.329 --> 00:31:28.311
With a cowboy hat on.

00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:30.384
Yeah, cowboy hat.

00:31:30.404 --> 00:31:33.111
Leather chaps A white cowboy hat.

00:31:33.680 --> 00:31:35.086
Gotta be a white cowboy hat.

00:31:38.441 --> 00:31:41.089
This has turned into the Tommy Oster birthday spectacular.

00:31:41.842 --> 00:31:44.250
With like brown cow stripe or something.

00:31:45.164 --> 00:31:46.252
Oh, no yeah.

00:31:47.261 --> 00:31:48.145
Like a schmied stripe.

00:31:48.145 --> 00:31:49.136
Not too much, though Not too much.

00:31:49.136 --> 00:31:49.517
You want a lot of white, yeah, like a schmied stripe.

00:31:49.517 --> 00:31:50.430
Not too much, though Not too much.

00:31:50.430 --> 00:31:51.821
You want a lot of white, yeah.

00:31:51.961 --> 00:31:52.746
You know yeah.

00:31:53.529 --> 00:31:55.419
That'd be fucking great.

00:31:55.419 --> 00:32:00.705
He's gonna be like Hulk Hogan tan right, we're gonna stick him in the bed for a bit.

00:32:01.846 --> 00:32:14.046
The abnormal tan where you notice like oh yeah, you definitely just got spray tan where they're orange and he's just like glowing a different color, almost like a amber rosin, right.

00:32:14.888 --> 00:32:19.286
There's no color differentiable between ladies and gentlemen, between nipple and skin.

00:32:22.204 --> 00:32:24.363
We have tiptoe Tommy on the main stage.

00:32:24.363 --> 00:32:25.285
Tiptoe Tommy.

00:32:25.325 --> 00:32:26.688
Tiptoe Tommy.

00:32:26.769 --> 00:32:36.343
All right, oh boy, main stage tiptoe time.

00:32:36.343 --> 00:32:38.646
All right, here he is in a billy joel big shot with casey casen.

00:32:38.646 --> 00:32:39.468
Uh, anyhow, um.

00:32:39.468 --> 00:32:49.393
So I think the world, or the united states, is ultimately coming to um a boil and it's a powder keg that is going to explode.

00:32:51.102 --> 00:32:53.346
Did you say crab boil I?

00:32:54.229 --> 00:32:55.751
don't think so I said powder keg.

00:32:56.012 --> 00:32:56.493
I was hungry.

00:32:56.759 --> 00:32:58.026
Make it more fun if it was a crab boil.

00:32:59.143 --> 00:33:00.185
That's a good idea, Matthew.

00:33:00.185 --> 00:33:01.590
We should throw that idea on them.

00:33:02.682 --> 00:33:03.584
Right in their faces.

00:33:03.584 --> 00:33:08.324
Crab boil Siphed over bro, siphed fucking over.

00:33:08.364 --> 00:33:09.107
See you there, bro.

00:33:14.034 --> 00:33:17.327
That fucking guy's gonna be there for the crab bake or whatever the fuck.

00:33:17.682 --> 00:33:20.099
With a chick on a leash as he's peeing on her.

00:33:20.160 --> 00:33:23.926
Yeah, with the pole start With a little tail, with a little record tail.

00:33:23.946 --> 00:33:24.327
Yank.

00:33:31.412 --> 00:33:34.935
You're talking about a butt plug, pull Whoa, whoa.

00:33:37.305 --> 00:33:39.431
How do we go from cramp boy to butt plug?

00:33:39.431 --> 00:33:44.906
It's gonna be a hell of a meltdown, butt plug pull start Like she's a wind up toy.

00:33:45.048 --> 00:33:49.987
Yeah, I'm gonna pull these eight beads out, yeah.

00:33:50.027 --> 00:33:51.769
Get on the weather tech, you're going to get moving.

00:33:52.109 --> 00:33:54.795
On the weather tech Sit yeah.

00:33:58.582 --> 00:33:59.305
I need more water.

00:33:59.305 --> 00:34:02.185
Sweet baby Jesus, Wow man.

00:34:05.160 --> 00:34:07.184
I could just imagine, dude, it's oh my God, creeper creeper.

00:34:07.184 --> 00:34:07.444
It's amazing.

00:34:07.444 --> 00:34:10.893
I'm oh my God, creeper, creeper, it's amazing, I'm the only one not drinking.

00:34:10.893 --> 00:34:13.523
Anyway.

00:34:13.523 --> 00:34:20.835
So now I'm seeing like CNN going against Kamala Harris.

00:34:20.835 --> 00:34:29.869
A reporter just came out and said that you know he combed all of her videos.

00:34:29.889 --> 00:34:31.574
This and that and whatnot of.

00:34:31.574 --> 00:34:31.996
Oh wait a minute.

00:34:32.016 --> 00:34:32.739
Is that, could it be?

00:34:32.739 --> 00:34:32.980
Could it be?

00:34:32.980 --> 00:34:36.900
It's the phone.

00:34:36.900 --> 00:34:41.931
It was right here Under the balls.

00:34:46.170 --> 00:34:46.952
Oh, no what.

00:34:50.784 --> 00:34:51.847
Welcome to the Take a Deep Show.

00:34:51.847 --> 00:34:53.510
Hello, hello, how much you love me.

00:34:53.510 --> 00:34:59.045
Mickey, hello what are you doing?

00:35:00.530 --> 00:35:07.992
I'm in shy town right now oh no, he's a jug of wine in, get him him off the phone.

00:35:08.012 --> 00:35:09.193
What do you mean you're in Chi-town?

00:35:10.920 --> 00:35:11.824
I'm in Chicago.

00:35:11.905 --> 00:35:12.527
Our worst guess.

00:35:12.527 --> 00:35:14.226
What are you doing in Chicago?

00:35:15.159 --> 00:35:16.324
Yankee Cub game.

00:35:16.324 --> 00:35:17.661
Fuck yeah, yankee.

00:35:17.742 --> 00:35:18.324
Cub game.

00:35:18.666 --> 00:35:20.244
All right, just got done at the steakhouse.

00:35:22.543 --> 00:35:24.550
And we're figuring out what's going to go on from here.

00:35:24.550 --> 00:35:25.862
I'm echoing like crazy.

00:35:26.043 --> 00:35:27.847
No, I got you there going to go on from here.

00:35:27.847 --> 00:35:28.347
I'm echoing like crazy.

00:35:28.367 --> 00:35:30.713
No, I got you there you go, I'm going to Notre Dame tomorrow.

00:35:31.474 --> 00:35:33.259
You're going to Notre Dame tomorrow.

00:35:34.021 --> 00:35:35.324
Yeah, last minute, trip Last minute.

00:35:35.505 --> 00:35:36.226
What are you doing?

00:35:36.226 --> 00:35:37.590
Yeah, what are you doing.

00:35:39.362 --> 00:35:45.702
Yeah, I'm a snake, I'm a snake, I'm a snake.

00:35:45.702 --> 00:35:46.931
Guess who we have in studio with us tonight.

00:35:47.942 --> 00:35:48.846
Wait, is this live?

00:35:49.179 --> 00:35:50.362
This is live, you idiot.

00:35:50.362 --> 00:35:51.286
What's up, Jimmy?

00:35:51.286 --> 00:35:52.268
You're on the air.

00:35:52.268 --> 00:35:53.472
Hey, buddy.

00:35:53.780 --> 00:35:56.711
Jim, so you brought your family to Chicago to see a game at Wrigley Field.

00:35:56.711 --> 00:35:58.480
That's nice of you, so gay.

00:35:58.701 --> 00:36:02.103
Oh, it's this guy I met at the friary here oh.

00:36:02.262 --> 00:36:03.063
Oh shit, scott.

00:36:03.485 --> 00:36:03.905
He's here.

00:36:03.905 --> 00:36:05.806
He doesn't want to go on the Take a Deep show.

00:36:06.427 --> 00:36:07.750
Tell Scottie what's up man.

00:36:09.152 --> 00:36:09.952
He said hello.

00:36:11.134 --> 00:36:13.257
He said hello, hello.

00:36:13.701 --> 00:36:14.885
Did he say hello, Jim?

00:36:14.885 --> 00:36:15.929
Did he really say hello?

00:36:15.929 --> 00:36:19.467
I don't know if you can understand what he said, Jim.

00:36:20.268 --> 00:36:24.648
No, it's all good, I thought you guys did this on Sunday nights.

00:36:25.001 --> 00:36:27.579
No, it's Saturdays, but I had plans for tomorrow.

00:36:27.579 --> 00:36:29.465
But you want to know who our special guest is.

00:36:29.465 --> 00:36:38.429
Oh, he used to do the lot for us at Honda, you're a retard.

00:36:38.833 --> 00:36:40.302
Bro, it was like 10 years ago.

00:36:40.302 --> 00:36:42.985
John Tremaine, okay, he does remember, he does remember.

00:36:44.282 --> 00:36:47.500
His name is Johnny Boom, though we're going to call him so.

00:36:47.519 --> 00:36:49.005
Tremaine is on there, we're here, though we're going to call him.

00:36:49.025 --> 00:36:49.465
So Tameen is on there.

00:36:49.465 --> 00:36:50.108
Yeah, we're here, brother.

00:36:51.711 --> 00:36:53.882
Is he a snake, A slithery snake dude?

00:36:53.882 --> 00:36:57.711
All right, Well listen.

00:36:58.900 --> 00:36:59.802
No, I don't want to listen.

00:36:59.802 --> 00:37:04.108
Awesome man go fuck yourself Jimbo sucks.

00:37:04.130 --> 00:37:05.552
Jimbo sucks.

00:37:05.552 --> 00:37:08.150
I hope you fall down a flight of stairs.

00:37:08.086 --> 00:37:08.905
I support you, jim, hope you hang.

00:37:08.905 --> 00:37:09.284
Jimbo sucks, jimbo sucks, jimbo sucks.

00:37:09.284 --> 00:37:09.826
I support you.

00:37:09.885 --> 00:37:13.257
Jim, hope you hang yourself in the ivy Jesus.

00:37:14.063 --> 00:37:14.606
He hung up.

00:37:14.606 --> 00:37:25.911
He sounds like a fucking Like he's a two year old.

00:37:27.402 --> 00:37:29.248
Yeah, he was old enough to know to hang up.

00:37:31.320 --> 00:37:32.545
I'm sure it was by accident.

00:37:32.545 --> 00:37:33.528
No, that was a good move.

00:37:34.621 --> 00:37:35.764
Hanging up was a good move there.

00:37:36.608 --> 00:37:39.668
Yeah, did you hear how Betty was slurring his words?

00:37:39.668 --> 00:37:41.907
The rest of the night's going to be interesting.

00:37:42.300 --> 00:37:43.606
That's the way he talks in real life.

00:37:44.420 --> 00:37:46.840
Oh no, there's going to be a police incident tonight.

00:37:46.840 --> 00:37:45.391
There's going to be something in real life.

00:37:45.391 --> 00:37:46.695
Oh no, there's going to be a police incident tonight.

00:37:46.695 --> 00:37:48.182
There's going to be something.

00:37:49.007 --> 00:37:50.021
Why does your mic sound weird?

00:37:50.021 --> 00:37:50.684
I don't know.

00:37:50.684 --> 00:37:51.648
Does it sound weird?

00:37:51.820 --> 00:37:52.184
It does.

00:37:52.184 --> 00:37:54.954
I feel like mine sounded weird before I got to be right up on this shit.

00:37:54.954 --> 00:37:56.483
Sounds fine now.

00:37:56.925 --> 00:37:58.523
Mine sounds weird If I'm over here.

00:37:58.523 --> 00:37:59.668
You just got to get up in there.

00:37:59.668 --> 00:38:02.400
I think Pat's trying to silence me.

00:38:02.400 --> 00:38:03.583
No talk now.

00:38:03.583 --> 00:38:05.085
Did you shut my mic off there?

00:38:05.106 --> 00:38:05.847
you go, there we go.

00:38:05.847 --> 00:38:07.028
That's better.

00:38:07.028 --> 00:38:07.789
What about me?

00:38:07.789 --> 00:38:09.773
Like that sounds okay, but like you sound fine.

00:38:09.773 --> 00:38:10.574
There you go.

00:38:10.574 --> 00:38:11.014
What about?

00:38:11.074 --> 00:38:11.394
over here.

00:38:11.394 --> 00:38:12.605
No, you got to be in front of it.

00:38:12.800 --> 00:38:13.623
Yeah, you got to get in there.

00:38:13.623 --> 00:38:15.728
You got to be like fucking, you got to get in there.

00:38:15.748 --> 00:38:20.204
La la, la, la, la, there we go.

00:38:20.244 --> 00:38:23.969
Just get in there mic again.

00:38:23.969 --> 00:38:25.672
Why is it doing that?

00:38:25.672 --> 00:38:27.313
I don't know, pat, I'm not working.

00:38:27.914 --> 00:38:28.815
Oh, I hear you now.

00:38:29.760 --> 00:38:30.706
I'm not working the board?

00:38:30.706 --> 00:38:32.483
No, there's no.

00:38:32.483 --> 00:38:38.623
Everything is the same as it's always been Fucking Biden, fucking Biden.

00:38:38.623 --> 00:38:39.186
That's who did it.

00:38:39.186 --> 00:38:42.885
I wonder if it's because of his, because Johnny's a condenser mic.

00:38:42.885 --> 00:38:47.565
That's why I think Maybe that's what you're getting, but yours Whatever.

00:38:48.739 --> 00:38:48.960
Shouldn't?

00:38:48.960 --> 00:38:50.402
Hey, listen, fuck me anyway.

00:38:50.402 --> 00:38:50.922
Who cares?

00:38:50.922 --> 00:38:54.509
Nobody cares, nobody cares.

00:38:58.755 --> 00:39:01.525
Oh, you got one left.

00:39:01.525 --> 00:39:04.043
Buddy, you got one left.

00:39:04.043 --> 00:39:05.969
How's that?

00:39:06.030 --> 00:39:06.251
Matty.

00:39:06.559 --> 00:39:07.505
Hey Kathy, how are you?

00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:08.606
Why is it fucking?

00:39:08.606 --> 00:39:08.907
This is out.

00:39:08.907 --> 00:39:09.250
Yeah it Matty.

00:39:09.250 --> 00:39:10.034
Hey Kathy, how are you why?

00:39:10.054 --> 00:39:10.317
is it fucking?

00:39:10.317 --> 00:39:10.557
His is out.

00:39:10.557 --> 00:39:12.827
Yeah, it sounds like you're in a closet.

00:39:12.887 --> 00:39:13.548
Yeah, I'm in an echo.

00:39:13.639 --> 00:39:16.344
I got an echo thing going here, I think you gotta get closer.

00:39:16.987 --> 00:39:19.324
I can't get any closer, wow, okay.

00:39:21.260 --> 00:39:22.927
I feel like mine's super loud and I'm all the way over here.

00:39:26.902 --> 00:39:29.157
We are not good with technical things.

00:39:29.177 --> 00:39:36.639
There it is it turned down Johnny's volume because it was kicking back from the back of it.

00:39:37.744 --> 00:39:40.585
I'll pull this over here and hopefully it gets better why did you just cut out though?

00:39:41.704 --> 00:39:43.248
no, because he was funny.

00:39:43.248 --> 00:39:46.269
I'm just going to stay here for the rest of the show.

00:39:46.822 --> 00:39:49.706
Just suck the balls, bro get in there on the shaft.

00:39:49.706 --> 00:39:50.289
I'm thinking easy.

00:39:53.179 --> 00:39:54.963
Dude get his real name.

00:39:54.963 --> 00:39:55.625
No, take your time.

00:39:55.625 --> 00:40:00.512
Two hands, I'm so off-heard.

00:40:00.693 --> 00:40:01.235
I'm new here.

00:40:06.320 --> 00:40:07.585
You've got to get his real name.

00:40:08.460 --> 00:40:08.922
I can't believe.

00:40:08.922 --> 00:40:13.170
I just saw that that was awful like you gotta get his real name.

00:40:13.269 --> 00:40:14.793
God, you look so comfortable doing it.

00:40:15.862 --> 00:40:22.547
I'm just saying it just bothered me the most was the eyebrow raise when he did it you know I didn't make eye contact with anyone.

00:40:22.947 --> 00:40:24.090
Can you look at me?

00:40:24.090 --> 00:40:24.731
That's what counts.

00:40:24.731 --> 00:40:25.601
Look at me when you do it.

00:40:25.601 --> 00:40:29.443
No, come on, look right at me, please.

00:40:29.443 --> 00:40:29.804
Don't what counts.

00:40:29.804 --> 00:40:30.425
Look at me when you do it.

00:40:30.684 --> 00:40:31.666
No, come on, look right at me.

00:40:31.686 --> 00:40:37.711
Don't ever do it, please don't Anyway this world's coming to an end, I feel there's going to be what's up, jimmy Lynch.

00:40:37.711 --> 00:40:43.697
There's going to be civil war come election time.

00:40:45.981 --> 00:40:46.463
Sorry, I got excited.

00:40:46.463 --> 00:40:47.184
That was good timing.

00:40:47.184 --> 00:40:50.530
I figured we needed a little bit of Morocco, whatever the hell that is.

00:40:50.831 --> 00:40:51.813
Tambourine sorry.

00:40:54.724 --> 00:40:55.487
Yep, I know my engine.

00:40:57.480 --> 00:40:58.539
Pat said you were going to play the recorder as well.

00:40:59.804 --> 00:41:01.168
I have a harmonic I can tear up.

00:41:02.922 --> 00:41:03.846
Oh yeah, Do you really?

00:41:03.846 --> 00:41:04.849
No, That'd be crazy.

00:41:04.849 --> 00:41:09.869
Harmonica tambourine, cowbell and gong.

00:41:10.728 --> 00:41:11.579
What gets better than that?

00:41:12.704 --> 00:41:13.467
That'd be really good.

00:41:13.467 --> 00:41:14.818
Play a pretty good cowbell.

00:41:15.021 --> 00:41:16.327
It's pretty fucking close to a band.

00:41:18.226 --> 00:41:20.606
If I wouldn't get yelled at, I'd hit the gong one more time.

00:41:21.706 --> 00:41:22.289
I thought you had one.

00:41:22.842 --> 00:41:24.427
I got one left I gotta save it.

00:41:24.427 --> 00:41:26.226
Yeah, you gotta save it for something big.

00:41:26.226 --> 00:41:26.983
What are you gonna save it?

00:41:27.003 --> 00:41:27.887
You got one left.

00:41:27.887 --> 00:41:29.675
Yeah, you got to save it for something big.

00:41:29.675 --> 00:41:30.498
What are you going to save it for?

00:41:30.518 --> 00:41:30.860
We'll see.

00:41:30.860 --> 00:41:35.204
Let's move on with the whole Civil War conversation, anyway, yours keeps on cutting out.

00:41:35.244 --> 00:41:36.347
It's really starting to piss me off now.

00:41:36.567 --> 00:41:37.650
Yeah, I hear you Just keep going.

00:41:37.650 --> 00:41:39.452
Civil War, dude Just keep going.

00:41:40.880 --> 00:41:45.445
So Kevin scares me every night and just says weird things.

00:41:46.768 --> 00:41:48.210
Does he go into TikTok K-hole?

00:41:48.849 --> 00:41:53.376
No, I'm like where'd you find it or where did you see this?

00:41:53.376 --> 00:41:57.791
It was online.

00:41:57.791 --> 00:42:09.666
But his shit that he keeps track of the solar flares Yep, I don't know if anybody else has this.

00:42:09.666 --> 00:42:10.708
He has an earthquake app.

00:42:12.072 --> 00:42:12.313
I do.

00:42:12.313 --> 00:42:15.264
Yeah, you can never be too prepared.

00:42:15.264 --> 00:42:15.586
Why?

00:42:15.586 --> 00:42:22.387
Just for like general interest, man, like no real concern, just you know, just want to know, you know.

00:42:23.721 --> 00:42:25.347
If the earth starts shaking, he'll know where it's at.

00:42:28.023 --> 00:42:29.766
If this room's a and don't come a knocking.

00:42:29.786 --> 00:42:31.931
That's what they say that's what they say.

00:42:33.721 --> 00:42:36.028
You want to know the latest on an earthquake, Adam.

00:42:37.621 --> 00:42:39.447
Oh, have you gotten an alert recently?

00:42:39.880 --> 00:42:42.351
Well, I mean, I get every earthquake around the globe.

00:42:43.978 --> 00:42:46.047
All right, who wants a cookie?

00:42:46.047 --> 00:42:48.626
Did you say buukkake?

00:42:49.288 --> 00:42:49.648
Cookie.

00:42:50.539 --> 00:42:58.409
You know who had a 4.8 in Tonga not too long ago, like two hours ago, uh-huh.

00:42:58.610 --> 00:42:59.311
Yeah, that'll get you.

00:43:01.920 --> 00:43:04.786
Man, that's a 5.1 in Guatemala.

00:43:05.047 --> 00:43:06.331
Hey, michelle, how are you?

00:43:06.331 --> 00:43:08.672
Guatemala I see your husband left you and went to Chicago gallivanting again.

00:43:08.672 --> 00:43:08.956
Ran like lunchtime today.

00:43:08.956 --> 00:43:09.155
Hey, michelle, how are you?

00:43:09.155 --> 00:43:09.302
I'm in Guatemala.

00:43:09.302 --> 00:43:12.503
I see your husband left you and went to Chicago gallivanting again Like lunchtime today.

00:43:12.603 --> 00:43:14.407
That's weird.

00:43:17.012 --> 00:43:18.034
Okay, random.

00:43:20.003 --> 00:43:21.208
Nothing big, anywhere, weird.

00:43:22.119 --> 00:43:24.242
I bet you if you see a big earthquake.

00:43:25.907 --> 00:43:28.827
Where's our fan base building up recently?

00:43:28.827 --> 00:43:30.503
Patrick Subscribers oh.

00:43:30.543 --> 00:43:30.905
Vietnam.

00:43:32.543 --> 00:43:33.708
Any earthquakes in Nam.

00:43:36.380 --> 00:43:38.161
Wherever Tommy O is tiptoe.

00:43:38.181 --> 00:43:38.764
Tommy's at.

00:43:38.764 --> 00:43:42.083
There's going to be an earthquake as he's tiptoeing.

00:43:42.244 --> 00:43:43.168
With glitter allegedly.

00:43:43.559 --> 00:43:44.704
And Kristen's holding a ball.

00:43:44.704 --> 00:43:47.083
Sack, boom, there goes the dynamite.

00:43:47.103 --> 00:43:47.764
There goes the boom.

00:43:47.764 --> 00:43:51.873
Boom Boom there goes the dynamite, there goes the boom Boom, wow yeah.

00:43:51.972 --> 00:43:52.313
Anyway.

00:43:52.313 --> 00:43:55.347
So we're going to die from solar flares.

00:43:55.347 --> 00:43:59.869
I'm starting to believe that aliens aren't really aliens from outer space.

00:43:59.869 --> 00:44:03.025
They're From Arizona, like falling angels.

00:44:06.222 --> 00:44:07.266
There's a really good argument.

00:44:07.266 --> 00:44:09.170
You're going like there's a good argument.

00:44:09.170 --> 00:44:11.588
That's deep, joel Osteen, on me right now, bro.

00:44:13.385 --> 00:44:14.188
What's going?

00:44:14.309 --> 00:44:14.590
on here.

00:44:15.206 --> 00:44:16.239
It's a deep conversation.

00:44:16.239 --> 00:44:17.632
That's all I know.

00:44:17.632 --> 00:44:19.565
When I saw that, I'm like, I can believe that.

00:44:21.186 --> 00:44:26.489
You know, like you're thinking, like the revelations, like the fucking apocalypse, the four horsemen.

00:44:27.443 --> 00:44:29.068
They come from different dimensions.

00:44:29.701 --> 00:44:31.568
And all our listeners left no you don't think so.

00:44:33.722 --> 00:44:34.143
I mean it's.

00:44:34.143 --> 00:44:35.824
It's definitely far-fetched.

00:44:35.824 --> 00:44:37.666
It's a possibility, you know.

00:44:38.141 --> 00:44:41.070
I'm just saying why do they keep on crashing their fucking UFOs?

00:44:41.070 --> 00:44:44.762
And uh, who says it's?

00:44:44.802 --> 00:44:45.726
aliens and UFOs.

00:44:45.800 --> 00:44:46.460
That's what I'm saying.

00:44:46.521 --> 00:44:50.269
It's just planes that we don't see yet, area 51 stuff, you know.

00:44:50.731 --> 00:44:52.193
I know, I know.

00:44:53.099 --> 00:44:53.791
You know some stuff about it.

00:44:53.791 --> 00:44:54.177
I like this guy.

00:44:54.197 --> 00:44:55.726
Yeah, you know some CIA shit.

00:44:56.481 --> 00:44:57.425
Sorry, I got excited again.

00:45:00.041 --> 00:45:02.750
If you want to pull that fucker right off the back of there and go to town, go get it.

00:45:03.900 --> 00:45:07.105
Nibble on it a little yeah dude you, You're sitting there.

00:45:07.505 --> 00:45:08.606
I'm going to put this here.

00:45:08.786 --> 00:45:10.248
You got to own it, man, in case I get excited.

00:45:10.248 --> 00:45:17.507
He's got a gong, I got a cowbell, you got the tambourine, you're on tambourine tonight Perfect.

00:45:20.221 --> 00:45:26.393
Do you think that there's going to be a militia come election time?

00:45:27.141 --> 00:45:28.264
If the vote goes the wrong way.

00:45:28.264 --> 00:45:30.769
I do, I really hope so, I think.

00:45:30.769 --> 00:45:31.190
Whichever, way.

00:45:31.411 --> 00:45:32.293
Why do you hope that?

00:45:33.202 --> 00:45:38.525
Yeah because I think we're at the point where we need the fucking, we need a reset, we need a purge, a cleansing.

00:45:38.585 --> 00:45:38.706
In.

00:45:38.786 --> 00:45:43.208
Washington, like the quote unquote Washington.

00:45:43.208 --> 00:45:45.005
Yes, pat, we need a purge.

00:45:45.440 --> 00:45:46.782
It wasn't designed for people to get rich.

00:45:46.782 --> 00:45:48.206
It was designed to be the voice of the people.

00:45:48.206 --> 00:45:50.009
Hello.

00:45:54.081 --> 00:45:57.791
Can you imagine hearing shit like this, kevin?

00:45:58.840 --> 00:46:00.106
This is not a test.

00:46:00.762 --> 00:46:01.646
This is Alexa.

00:46:03.219 --> 00:46:07.206
Announcing the commencement of the annual purge Sanctioned by the US government.

00:46:07.380 --> 00:46:11.931
You motherfuckers, better run and lower have been authorized for use during the purge.

00:46:11.931 --> 00:46:13.782
I have my mask.

00:46:13.782 --> 00:46:14.887
You think that's going to happen.

00:46:14.887 --> 00:46:21.849
I have my mask, I have my weapon of choice and I'm waiting to let us to release us.

00:46:22.119 --> 00:46:24.206
I got my N95 and a suction cup dildo.

00:46:24.206 --> 00:46:24.688
I'm ready to go.

00:46:24.920 --> 00:46:26.121
I don't think that's going to happen.

00:46:26.141 --> 00:46:27.063
That's a different kind of purge.

00:46:27.402 --> 00:46:36.255
But, I do think there needs to be a removal of whatever shape form it comes from, of what's going on there?

00:46:36.315 --> 00:46:37.215
That's the problem.

00:46:37.215 --> 00:46:39.865
There's a higher power than what's in government.

00:46:40.005 --> 00:46:45.643
We'll see, we'll see, man, you know, oh you don't think these fucking idiots that are in there now are calling the shots.

00:46:45.643 --> 00:46:47.246
They're all getting their fucking strings pulled.

00:46:47.246 --> 00:46:48.126
Are you kidding me?

00:46:49.068 --> 00:46:50.449
Yeah, Joe Biden doesn't even know where he is.

00:46:50.449 --> 00:46:51.692
He just hopes he gets ice cream.

00:46:52.813 --> 00:46:54.956
He hasn't known where he's been for the last 15 years.

00:46:56.559 --> 00:46:57.643
I honestly don't think he's alive.

00:46:57.643 --> 00:46:59.809
There's a clear choice Come on man.

00:47:04.168 --> 00:47:04.471
Clear choice.

00:47:04.471 --> 00:47:07.226
That's the thing.

00:47:07.226 --> 00:47:10.532
What's crazy is there's people who are like, oh, Kamala Harris is going to win.

00:47:12.161 --> 00:47:16.786
A lot of people, at least, that's what the media says I mean Biden won last time.

00:47:16.786 --> 00:47:20.425
I know that Apparently anybody can win.

00:47:21.702 --> 00:47:27.329
Hey Dave, I'm just wondering where are they in their right mind to think that what she's done?

00:47:27.329 --> 00:47:28.726
Have you heard her speak?

00:47:28.726 --> 00:47:33.088
Yeah, she sounds like a cackling hen Actually almost like ack, ack, ack, ack.

00:47:33.088 --> 00:47:34.264
The fucking.

00:47:34.719 --> 00:47:36.827
Ack, ack is more intelligent than what she says.

00:47:37.068 --> 00:47:43.010
Yes, Every time she's done talking, I feel like I'm watching the fucking Billy Madison fucking.

00:47:43.010 --> 00:47:45.802
Speech at the end Speech when he's like.

00:47:45.802 --> 00:47:49.391
The puppy that lost his way, and may God have mercy on your soul.

00:47:51.800 --> 00:47:54.349
Everyone is now dumber for hearing what you said.

00:47:54.349 --> 00:47:58.840
You're awarded no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

00:47:59.141 --> 00:48:01.472
Every time she opens her fucking mouth.

00:48:01.472 --> 00:48:04.106
Come on, man, To make a noise anyway.

00:48:04.106 --> 00:48:07.389
Apparently she's good at fucking opening her mouth.

00:48:08.460 --> 00:48:15.713
Why we got to, here we go, oh, why we got it, here we go here we go, here we go facial fry the ladder you know, facial fry they climb the ladder we have.

00:48:15.873 --> 00:48:23.643
Uh, you know, I'll get down on your knees, you're okay come on her harris dude, she was she was montel williams trophy bitch man.

00:48:24.003 --> 00:48:31.922
Come on, come on, come on, like she's, come on, she's the president and she's running for president and she was montel williams.

00:48:31.922 --> 00:48:36.952
Trophy bitch like wake up people, wake up white people.

00:48:36.952 --> 00:48:41.226
That's not what I said, oh I just like the way it sounded.

00:48:41.246 --> 00:48:43.954
That's not what I said white people.

00:48:44.253 --> 00:48:46.639
Huh, it's a, it's a movie quote.

00:48:46.639 --> 00:48:48.813
Right, you're quoting a movie, yeah, um I'm You're quoting a movie.

00:48:48.813 --> 00:48:51.847
Yeah, I'm trying to remember what movie, though Just trying to give context.

00:48:52.027 --> 00:48:56.550
No, it's in a movie, maybe it's not.

00:48:56.550 --> 00:48:58.324
I'm confused.

00:48:58.324 --> 00:49:02.081
Now we're all going to die, so that's my conclusion.

00:49:02.342 --> 00:49:02.865
I don't think so.

00:49:03.146 --> 00:49:03.266
Why.

00:49:04.563 --> 00:49:05.539
Yeah, we're not all going to die.

00:49:05.539 --> 00:49:06.483
Yeah, we're not all going to die.

00:49:06.503 --> 00:49:09.768
First of all, we already know what you're doing.

00:49:09.788 --> 00:49:11.500
You're going into backyards and take me, Elizabeth.

00:49:11.500 --> 00:49:12.518
Take me now.

00:49:12.681 --> 00:49:14.039
I'm sacrificing myself.

00:49:14.039 --> 00:49:16.367
That's not accurate at all.

00:49:16.367 --> 00:49:17.110
That's one.

00:49:18.929 --> 00:49:20.840
You said you would purposely fall into lava.

00:49:21.423 --> 00:49:23.034
Can we go back and play the fucking tape?

00:49:23.034 --> 00:49:24.079
I'm sure we have that on record.

00:49:24.139 --> 00:49:25.672
This is like one reference to the movie.

00:49:25.672 --> 00:49:29.829
This Is the End, where I would be like if that shit happened, I'd be like fuck it man, just like.

00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:31.324
Oh no, there was more than one.

00:49:31.485 --> 00:49:39.085
Yeah, there was more than one, like dude if a nuclear bomb landed in like fucking Brewster, yeah, I'd be like fucking, take me.

00:49:40.099 --> 00:49:41.581
You're not going to have time to say, take me.

00:49:42.202 --> 00:49:45.047
Yeah, brewster's close enough, you're bent over already.

00:49:45.628 --> 00:49:48.532
We don't got to give it Just a second All right, I'm ready.

00:49:49.815 --> 00:49:50.215
That's it.

00:49:50.215 --> 00:49:52.425
A nuclear bomb hits Brewster.

00:49:52.425 --> 00:49:54.027
That's relatively quick.

00:49:54.027 --> 00:49:55.719
We're incinerated, we're all going I mean I would have no questions.

00:49:55.860 --> 00:49:59.487
I believe we're in the blast radius, unless we're in the basement bunker studio.

00:49:59.507 --> 00:50:00.429
Just like facial Fridays.

00:50:00.429 --> 00:50:01.846
Get away from the blast radius.

00:50:01.846 --> 00:50:11.291
You know, maybe it's Speaking of dirty bombs.

00:50:11.291 --> 00:50:12.637
Hello, we're back to Kamana Harris.

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It's such a great porn name, kamana Harris.

00:50:14.900 --> 00:50:15.967
You guys should release that shirt.

00:50:15.967 --> 00:50:18.027
I gotta fucking patent that right away.

00:50:18.168 --> 00:50:29.708
Yes, you do Make the shirts and put that out when you put out episode one and just have, like a salesman through the fucking roof and just have like a sticky gooey droplet, like like from her chin.

00:50:31.822 --> 00:50:32.625
Like it was glazed.

00:50:34.121 --> 00:50:36.186
And then underneath it, just like there's that.

00:50:36.427 --> 00:50:37.731
There's that drooling emoji.

00:50:37.731 --> 00:50:40.427
You know it's got those little bit from the corner.

00:50:42.782 --> 00:50:44.844
Try to get it yeah moist in November.

00:50:44.885 --> 00:50:45.838
Vote moist in November.

00:50:49.284 --> 00:50:49.706
Vote moist.

00:50:49.706 --> 00:50:51.027
My supporters are moist.

00:50:51.027 --> 00:50:52.010
I love it.

00:50:52.010 --> 00:50:53.873
I get the moistest followers.

00:50:56.221 --> 00:50:57.463
This is the best thing ever, by the way, Orbs.

00:50:59.748 --> 00:51:01.172
It's high ingenuity right there.

00:51:03.599 --> 00:51:04.201
Now I don't know.

00:51:04.201 --> 00:51:19.146
Okay, I played the audio for you guys earlier about the CIA operative who's supposedly releasing all these documents Jason Bourne, jesus Christ, if you hear what is happening.

00:51:19.146 --> 00:51:38.806
Jackson Bjorn, audio files of recordings and everything between the Obama administration, joe Biden, hillary Clinton, for covering up SEAL Team 6 murder and paying off Iran with $152 billion.

00:51:40.782 --> 00:51:42.945
I have heard this guy's dead, is he not?

00:51:42.945 --> 00:51:43.367
No?

00:51:43.920 --> 00:51:45.025
No, not yet.

00:51:45.025 --> 00:51:47.248
Here's the thing You're never going to hear about it.

00:51:47.248 --> 00:51:52.492
There's no news that's going to fucking publicize it.

00:51:53.001 --> 00:51:54.306
He's Snowden 2.0.

00:51:55.302 --> 00:51:56.929
I got one word for you.

00:51:57.621 --> 00:52:00.590
He's living it up in I don't know somewhere in Europe right now.

00:52:01.039 --> 00:52:02.405
Joe, joe, what's up?

00:52:02.405 --> 00:52:04.608
I got one word for you, diddy.

00:52:04.608 --> 00:52:06.326
When's the last time you heard about Diddy?

00:52:09.021 --> 00:52:09.766
Oh yeah, that was a cover-up.

00:52:09.867 --> 00:52:12.686
He had a bad picture of him on the internet recently.

00:52:15.425 --> 00:52:15.967
How bad was it?

00:52:15.967 --> 00:52:18.643
Was Meek Mill behind?

00:52:18.664 --> 00:52:19.065
him.

00:52:19.065 --> 00:52:19.929
He was all disheveled.

00:52:21.963 --> 00:52:22.686
Was he ashy?

00:52:23.739 --> 00:52:24.905
Ashy to classy.

00:52:25.045 --> 00:52:25.567
Ashy Diddy.

00:52:26.028 --> 00:52:26.630
Yeah.

00:52:29.380 --> 00:52:30.625
Ashy Diddy's getting his assy.

00:52:30.625 --> 00:52:32.590
Diddy, do you look like Pookie yeah?

00:52:33.021 --> 00:52:34.505
You got that Vaseline with the coconut.

00:52:34.606 --> 00:52:35.208
You got some crack.

00:52:35.228 --> 00:52:35.849
You got some blow.

00:52:35.849 --> 00:52:38.775
Yeah, he's got one of them backpacks you got, he's got one of those.

00:52:38.775 --> 00:52:40.460
Oh yeah, just random.

00:52:40.501 --> 00:52:43.025
Vaseline and a satchel.

00:52:43.025 --> 00:52:45.608
Him and Meek Mill walking around with the fucking satchels.

00:52:46.329 --> 00:52:47.349
He was holding Meek Mill.

00:52:47.349 --> 00:52:48.311
That was not consensual.

00:52:48.311 --> 00:52:49.132
He was holding him down.

00:52:49.132 --> 00:52:54.023
That video was horrible.

00:52:54.083 --> 00:52:54.905
It wasn't even a video.

00:52:54.965 --> 00:52:55.867
It was a sound clip.

00:52:55.867 --> 00:52:57.710
Oh, the sound clip is fucking ridiculous.

00:52:59.900 --> 00:53:00.568
I was disgusted by that.

00:53:00.568 --> 00:53:01.599
He's like help me, help me.

00:53:01.983 --> 00:53:04.155
It's like blazing sounds he did not say help me.

00:53:05.101 --> 00:53:06.286
He did not say help me.

00:53:06.286 --> 00:53:11.510
It sounded like Rocky punching meat in the freezer?

00:53:15.460 --> 00:53:16.224
No, is that too much?

00:53:16.224 --> 00:53:19.204
Is it punching meat when Rocky was punching the raw meat?

00:53:19.204 --> 00:53:20.288
That's what it sounded like.

00:53:20.288 --> 00:53:21.271
I know what you're saying.

00:53:21.271 --> 00:53:23.364
Yeah, well, I mean shmeets.

00:53:23.364 --> 00:53:24.385
Galore, diddy and Meek.

00:53:24.385 --> 00:53:25.329
Can't waste the last one.

00:53:25.329 --> 00:53:28.836
No, all right, galore, diddy and Meek.

00:53:30.085 --> 00:53:33.047
Can't waste the last one, not on Diddy.

00:53:34.664 --> 00:53:41.288
So my thing is this I think there's a, there's a bigger Power behind everything.

00:53:41.288 --> 00:53:48.768
It totally, it's Everything's forced on us Just to Get in line.

00:53:48.768 --> 00:53:58.425
It's everything's forced on us just to get in line and do whatever we need to do for whatever fucking party and shit so who's the puppet master?

00:53:58.425 --> 00:54:02.731
Who owns BlackRock?

00:54:04.134 --> 00:54:05.911
Deep State some.

00:54:06.134 --> 00:54:06.679
Rothschild.

00:54:06.679 --> 00:54:10.992
It's the elite of elites I, I believe who do run the world.

00:54:12.300 --> 00:54:13.172
I don't disagree with that.

00:54:13.739 --> 00:54:14.905
They have their hands in everything.

00:54:14.905 --> 00:54:17.989
They influence any which way they can, because they can do it.

00:54:19.139 --> 00:54:20.344
Joe Mattio, you're elite.

00:54:20.344 --> 00:54:21.869
Are you in that group?

00:54:21.869 --> 00:54:22.771
You run the world.

00:54:22.771 --> 00:54:25.224
I would love to do that.

00:54:26.159 --> 00:54:27.425
Yeah, if they could just send me a 20.

00:54:30.219 --> 00:54:31.184
Preferably rolled up.

00:54:32.521 --> 00:54:33.244
I just need a 12.

00:54:33.699 --> 00:54:33.920
Can I?

00:54:33.940 --> 00:54:35.646
get that 20 leased in Keef.

00:54:36.106 --> 00:54:37.090
Yeah, we're going to do it.

00:54:37.150 --> 00:54:37.530
Thank you.

00:54:37.530 --> 00:54:39.487
We're going to smoke it like the elite does.

00:54:42.123 --> 00:54:44.708
Yeah, I need a 20 and a pre-roll Chop cheese.

00:54:44.827 --> 00:54:47.090
Come on, come on, come on on, come on Chopped cheese.

00:54:50.567 --> 00:54:52.300
Shit, by the way, pat, that's a sound bite.

00:54:52.300 --> 00:54:53.746
That's a sound bite now.

00:54:54.623 --> 00:54:59.027
Sifed over in his Chopped cheese Shit, motherfucker.

00:54:59.027 --> 00:55:02.117
No, it's, and Regardless.

00:55:02.117 --> 00:55:03.304
You know you.

00:55:03.304 --> 00:55:05.608
You were born, raised like this.

00:55:05.608 --> 00:55:07.255
You had the American dream Right.

00:55:07.255 --> 00:55:10.849
The American dream Was buying a house, having a, a family dog, white picket fence.

00:55:10.849 --> 00:55:12.244
You can't do that.

00:55:13.922 --> 00:55:15.489
You can't even have a white picket fence anymore.

00:55:15.489 --> 00:55:15.699
The.

00:55:15.740 --> 00:55:17.186
American dream is debt.

00:55:17.186 --> 00:55:20.048
The only reason I did it was because it was in 2020.

00:55:20.068 --> 00:55:20.550
This is true.

00:55:20.550 --> 00:55:27.432
You know, it is the elitist of elitist run the world.

00:55:27.432 --> 00:55:39.530
You have the middle class who work for what they earn and pay taxes so you can't survive Just enough, so you're not the poor.

00:55:39.530 --> 00:55:43.304
And the reason why the poor is there.

00:55:43.304 --> 00:55:47.952
Because the middle class gets scared, because they don't want to be poor, so they work harder.

00:55:48.000 --> 00:55:50.007
They work just hard enough to not be there.

00:55:50.007 --> 00:55:50.148
Yeah.

00:55:50.420 --> 00:55:52.387
You work harder and you don't benefit from.

00:55:52.387 --> 00:55:54.123
George Carlin said that man.

00:55:54.987 --> 00:55:55.489
Years ago.

00:55:55.489 --> 00:55:56.965
Fucking years ago.

00:55:56.965 --> 00:55:57.889
20 years ago.

00:55:58.239 --> 00:56:00.447
George Carlin was decades ahead of his time.

00:56:00.909 --> 00:56:04.023
You know, and you sit there and you look at it.

00:56:04.023 --> 00:56:08.090
It is true, you are going to work the rest of your life.

00:56:08.090 --> 00:56:11.884
Regardless of what you fucking do, you may retire.

00:56:11.884 --> 00:56:12.755
But are you going to retire comfortably?

00:56:12.755 --> 00:56:14.422
Probably not, you still.

00:56:14.422 --> 00:56:16.061
You have a ton of people who retire.

00:56:16.061 --> 00:56:23.286
They still have to fucking work just to swing by and then suction cup dildos come flying out of the sky like asteroids.

00:56:23.286 --> 00:56:24.262
You're screwed.

00:56:24.945 --> 00:56:25.648
That's how they get you.

00:56:26.179 --> 00:56:27.304
That's what nobody warns you about.

00:56:27.304 --> 00:56:28.065
Osteoids.

00:56:28.969 --> 00:56:29.650
I'm not prepared.

00:56:31.384 --> 00:56:33.710
I have no idea what the fuck to do if that happens?

00:56:36.103 --> 00:56:38.871
There's no way, you can't prepare for it, it just happens.

00:56:45.280 --> 00:56:47.088
Not hemorrhoids, but osteoids.

00:56:47.088 --> 00:56:51.784
Can you imagine that Tom Schmidt flying?

00:56:51.824 --> 00:56:53.168
around like osteoids.

00:56:53.168 --> 00:56:53.951
That's incredible.

00:56:53.951 --> 00:56:56.666
Oh my God, that was fucking great dude.

00:56:57.320 --> 00:56:58.164
Happy birthday, Tom.

00:56:58.164 --> 00:57:00.469
Yeah, happy birthday there, osteoids.

00:57:01.340 --> 00:57:06.431
Well, you can say that's two things Tom's dicks flying through the air, or Tom on roids, osteoids.

00:57:07.460 --> 00:57:09.106
I mean either way, whichever way you want to go with.

00:57:09.146 --> 00:57:13.487
I think, I think you pick something, and one of them is like a bonus round.

00:57:16.400 --> 00:57:17.224
One of them is true.

00:57:17.224 --> 00:57:18.288
One of them is a bonus.

00:57:19.862 --> 00:57:20.505
I get to see that.

00:57:20.505 --> 00:57:22.128
You know it's like for free.

00:57:22.289 --> 00:57:27.168
It's Tom on roids, but like after like 10 levels, it's like yeah, you know, he looks like a dick.

00:57:27.822 --> 00:57:34.735
you know, like after like 10 levels it's like yeah, no he looks like a dick, you know, but he looks like.

00:57:34.755 --> 00:57:36.480
He looks like mickey roark from the wrestler.

00:57:36.480 --> 00:57:49.320
Yes, yes, yes the ram, tommy the ram oh, my god, oh his finishing move is the asteroid.

00:57:54.771 --> 00:57:55.873
Don't, do it, don't do it.

00:57:55.960 --> 00:57:59.434
His shmeet's wrapped around his elbow and he comes fucking down on it.

00:57:59.434 --> 00:58:00.260
It's the asteroid.

00:58:00.260 --> 00:58:05.586
Oh my god, the asteroid's coming in, but he pulls the rat back.

00:58:06.282 --> 00:58:06.804
Oh no.

00:58:07.704 --> 00:58:07.824
No.

00:58:08.139 --> 00:58:10.784
No, sorry, too much coming in, but he pulls the rat back, oh no.

00:58:10.784 --> 00:58:12.927
No Sorry too much.

00:58:13.286 --> 00:58:14.909
That's the docking asteroid.

00:58:15.690 --> 00:58:16.552
Five down to four.

00:58:16.731 --> 00:58:18.974
Oh my God, this poor guy's getting cooked on his birthday.

00:58:18.974 --> 00:58:26.440
Listen, he's one of the funniest motherfuckers in the world Best, One of the best, and if he watches this listen I didn't sing to you like that for you.

00:58:26.440 --> 00:58:26.922
I love you.

00:58:27.021 --> 00:58:28.664
I'll sing to you like that for your birthday.

00:58:28.684 --> 00:58:30.126
So I'm just saying I love you.

00:58:30.126 --> 00:58:32.289
I'll sing that on your birthday every year.

00:58:33.110 --> 00:58:35.574
Happy Schmeet Day to you.

00:58:35.574 --> 00:58:42.655
That's a different song for a different time.

00:58:42.655 --> 00:58:49.643
Do you think that?

00:58:49.643 --> 00:58:50.748
Are we going to be like a fucking Great Depression?

00:58:50.748 --> 00:58:50.889
Are we?

00:58:50.889 --> 00:58:51.150
Are we going?

00:58:51.150 --> 00:58:52.418
Is there going to be like a fucking Great depression?

00:58:52.418 --> 00:58:52.579
Are we?

00:58:52.579 --> 00:58:54.304
No, not like it?

00:58:54.364 --> 00:58:54.686
was.

00:58:54.686 --> 00:58:55.909
I don't think it could ever be.

00:58:57.202 --> 00:59:08.246
Like it was, but Pat actually sent something when it said if Kamala Harris Is losing that bad In the polls, They'll market 50 points.

00:59:08.246 --> 00:59:17.411
What's going to happen is they're going to start cutting the interest rate and fucking shoot the fucking market through the roof.

00:59:18.380 --> 00:59:30.010
Well, they said it was plus 50 points, and this is what plus 50 points does, and it'll turn the whole election and because of that, since she's currently in office, if that does happen, she's going to end up winning the election.

00:59:30.010 --> 00:59:33.429
So you know you know what?

00:59:33.449 --> 00:59:33.510
he?

00:59:33.510 --> 00:59:35.586
He here's, here's the question.

00:59:35.586 --> 00:59:40.141
I mean forget, forget this, forget this election.

00:59:40.141 --> 00:59:43.900
Right, you got him who just can't keep his fucking mouth shut.

00:59:43.900 --> 00:59:51.168
If he fucking kept his fucking mouth shut but it's great though he'd probably have like a fucking 70 point lead on her.

00:59:51.168 --> 00:59:54.264
Okay, but he just fucking turns everybody off.

00:59:54.264 --> 00:59:57.862
Who's the next Republican candidate?

00:59:57.862 --> 01:00:03.025
I guess I don't know if Vance really has the fucking pedigree.

01:00:04.409 --> 01:00:10.351
Well, like they haven't had one since Trump won the election.

01:00:10.539 --> 01:00:11.867
Well, that's what I'm saying.

01:00:12.139 --> 01:00:18.132
That's the problem with the party is that they never put someone forward after he lost.

01:00:18.132 --> 01:00:20.405
You know, it was just always.

01:00:21.548 --> 01:00:26.567
Yes, but who's next, and are they going to be viable?

01:00:27.188 --> 01:00:30.028
I don't know, but we got a lot of new Republicans man.

01:00:31.362 --> 01:00:32.166
A lot of switchers.

01:00:32.266 --> 01:00:33.088
It seems like it.

01:00:33.088 --> 01:00:36.065
I don't know if they've officially switched, but you got Tulsi Gabbard.

01:00:36.065 --> 01:00:37.409
She's cute, she is.

01:00:37.409 --> 01:00:40.846
I vote for her, for her cuteness.

01:00:40.846 --> 01:00:43.864
So is that congresswoman from fucking South Carolina?

01:00:43.864 --> 01:00:44.545
Have you seen her?

01:00:44.545 --> 01:00:45.465
Why are you whispering?

01:00:45.465 --> 01:00:47.288
Oh my God, Because nobody.

01:00:47.288 --> 01:00:48.610
Have you seen her?

01:00:48.610 --> 01:00:49.612
Why are you whispering?

01:00:49.612 --> 01:00:53.076
Oh my god, cuz nobody can know say I feel, cuz they feel Like this is a good secret.

01:00:57.300 --> 01:00:58.885
I would volunteer to be her chair.

01:00:58.885 --> 01:01:00.431
Let's pretend I turned down the volume.

01:01:00.431 --> 01:01:04.222
Let's talk, let me.

01:01:04.222 --> 01:01:06.626
I'd love to be her mountain bike seat oh.

01:01:08.110 --> 01:01:09.932
What you guys got paper towels.

01:01:10.012 --> 01:01:10.673
Hey Trace what's?

01:01:10.793 --> 01:01:10.873
up?

01:01:10.873 --> 01:01:12.784
Why Are you sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar, bro?

01:01:12.804 --> 01:01:15.250
I'm sweating, yeah, whatever you just said that's exactly what I did.

01:01:15.250 --> 01:01:20.534
Yeah, I've never heard that one, but yeah, fucking A.

01:01:31.159 --> 01:01:32.304
Why would a gerbil be sweating in a gay bar?

01:01:32.304 --> 01:01:32.885
I don't understand.

01:01:32.905 --> 01:01:33.266
Oh, this is, this is.

01:01:33.266 --> 01:01:33.989
I don't understand Dude.

01:01:33.989 --> 01:01:34.530
Check her out, let me see.

01:01:34.530 --> 01:01:35.614
Oh, yeah, she was the one who was cursing.

01:01:35.614 --> 01:01:36.838
I like her Because she's Her vulgar.

01:01:36.838 --> 01:01:39.231
Yeah, that, she's fucking hot dude.

01:01:39.592 --> 01:01:40.177
Yeah.

01:01:40.217 --> 01:01:40.659
She's a dirty.

01:01:40.659 --> 01:01:42.467
She's a dirty talker, dirty girl.

01:01:42.820 --> 01:01:44.947
She's hot dude, yeah, and she's.

01:01:45.007 --> 01:01:45.527
Hands over here.

01:01:45.527 --> 01:01:46.510
Okay, yeah, come on.

01:01:47.201 --> 01:01:50.409
Check it out, I feel like, as soon as you see her, you're gonna be.

01:01:50.409 --> 01:01:51.192
Oh, yeah, her.

01:01:51.192 --> 01:01:54.159
Oh yeah, yup, yup, yup, yeah.

01:01:54.159 --> 01:01:55.264
Oh, yeah, baby.

01:01:56.322 --> 01:01:57.206
I love you, governor.

01:01:57.929 --> 01:01:58.516
Hello governor.

01:01:58.516 --> 01:02:01.864
Yeah, it's me Bobby, yeah.

01:02:02.873 --> 01:02:07.030
Not to mention, she falls right in line With everything I Fucking believe in, you know.

01:02:07.030 --> 01:02:08.630
So she'll never win.

01:02:08.630 --> 01:02:10.222
She's into satanic worship.

01:02:10.282 --> 01:02:17.786
No dude what was that she's into satanic terrible worship Dude.

01:02:17.806 --> 01:02:20.405
I went to therapy for that and I'm over it.

01:02:20.405 --> 01:02:23.585
You're not over anything.

01:02:23.585 --> 01:02:27.126
I'm in control of my destiny.

01:02:27.126 --> 01:02:28.550
Now, man, you know, use the now man.

01:02:28.550 --> 01:02:31.686
I'm in control, bitch, you know Use the force, Luke.

01:02:32.621 --> 01:02:33.304
Yeah, use the force.

01:02:33.304 --> 01:02:37.670
Speaking of force, why don't you bend over for me, Kevin?

01:02:41.708 --> 01:02:44.253
I thought Star Wars references were off the books.

01:02:46.463 --> 01:02:48.369
I think that's the first one since that show.

01:02:48.760 --> 01:02:50.367
Let me show you my lightsaber.

01:02:54.440 --> 01:02:55.867
That's a bad guy right there, dude.

01:02:55.867 --> 01:02:58.034
Imagine having that guy on your shoulder.

01:02:58.034 --> 01:03:03.047
Darth Vader isn't dealing with a red lightsaber, so's Gunner.

01:03:06.293 --> 01:03:06.974
Mine's blue.

01:03:10.963 --> 01:03:25.251
Sorry For a lot of, for a lot of reasons, reset I feel, I feel bad so we'll cheer him up.

01:03:25.311 --> 01:03:27.132
Forecast is ready.

01:03:27.152 --> 01:03:27.793
Yeah.

01:03:34.543 --> 01:03:36.268
That was actual footage of Kevin's birthday.

01:03:36.447 --> 01:03:41.262
Dude, we can put that up as a short on the fucking YouTube.

01:03:41.342 --> 01:03:42.125
We certainly could.

01:03:43.905 --> 01:03:45.971
Because your body gesture when you do it.

01:03:46.380 --> 01:03:47.686
There's still video of it too, right?

01:03:47.686 --> 01:03:49.724
It's like forever record.

01:03:49.724 --> 01:03:51.905
Oh my God, no presidency for me?

01:03:51.985 --> 01:03:55.324
No, he likes to do the stroking motions.

01:03:55.324 --> 01:03:57.831
I say when you forecast rain.

01:04:00.081 --> 01:04:05.248
I'm still waiting until I get a call from corporate being like do you participate in a podcast?

01:04:05.469 --> 01:04:07.445
No, I heard something about facial Fridays.

01:04:07.445 --> 01:04:07.929
No, I don't Is that real?

01:04:07.949 --> 01:04:08.853
No, I heard something about facial Fridays.

01:04:08.853 --> 01:04:09.094
No, I don't.

01:04:09.094 --> 01:04:09.376
Is that real?

01:04:09.376 --> 01:04:09.717
Yeah, is that a?

01:04:09.737 --> 01:04:09.938
real thing.

01:04:09.938 --> 01:04:12.623
Yeah, is there a ring of thunders in there?

01:04:12.623 --> 01:04:18.063
Okay, I mean, are we?

01:04:18.063 --> 01:04:21.945
I don't know, man, I really don't know.

01:04:22.280 --> 01:04:23.143
It's very peculiar times.

01:04:23.143 --> 01:04:23.911
Something's going to happen, it's just yeah.

01:04:23.911 --> 01:04:24.152
Yeah, it's edgy.

01:04:24.894 --> 01:04:25.996
Sometimes Something's going to happen.

01:04:28.059 --> 01:04:33.608
It's, just it's edgy Like sometimes, I think we're not going to make it to election day.

01:04:34.489 --> 01:04:35.710
You know what not for nothing, Are you?

01:04:35.731 --> 01:04:37.673
thinking Bruce Willis and Denzel Washington.

01:04:37.853 --> 01:04:39.356
Yeah something bad happens, like the siege.

01:04:39.980 --> 01:04:43.166
You know, like some sort of like, do you think martial law?

01:04:43.719 --> 01:04:44.822
I actually.

01:04:44.822 --> 01:04:46.505
Can we let the young man speak a little bit?

01:04:46.505 --> 01:04:55.228
I'm curious to see what his take on all this shit is being different generation and much probably not as jaded as us three old fucks.

01:04:55.248 --> 01:05:00.605
Yeah, I mean, I think history repeats itself, so Continue, please indulge.

01:05:00.605 --> 01:05:04.248
I mean, the people are going to have to stand up eventually, feel free to talk into that.

01:05:04.449 --> 01:05:05.612
Oh yeah, Talk into the mic.

01:05:07.320 --> 01:05:07.882
Talk the balls.

01:05:07.882 --> 01:05:15.427
I think people got to do something about this problem eventually, because if we just keep going like this, it's going to get worse and worse.

01:05:15.427 --> 01:05:16.548
We can't afford anything.

01:05:16.548 --> 01:05:18.230
We can't afford groceries, we can't afford gas.

01:05:18.230 --> 01:05:19.512
We can't afford to live.

01:05:20.251 --> 01:05:22.653
But what's the target problem?

01:05:22.653 --> 01:05:24.155
What is it?

01:05:25.076 --> 01:05:25.677
Too much government.

01:05:25.677 --> 01:05:28.545
Yeah, there's too much control of anything.

01:05:28.545 --> 01:05:32.969
We're getting taxed on money that we've already paid tax on, and then we were taxed on it before that and taxed on it again.

01:05:32.969 --> 01:05:37.606
Then we save up our whole life for, and then yeah, and then they just keep raising it.

01:05:37.606 --> 01:05:38.641
Did you say hot to it?

01:05:38.780 --> 01:05:41.445
I hot to it Right on, right on.

01:05:41.445 --> 01:05:44.088
Yeah, you're getting, you're getting hot to it all fucking day.

01:05:45.289 --> 01:05:46.811
I don't like how famous that girl got.

01:05:46.811 --> 01:05:48.313
Why.

01:05:48.653 --> 01:05:49.795
Yeah, but why not, man?

01:05:49.795 --> 01:05:52.244
I don't know.

01:05:52.264 --> 01:05:54.365
Come on, it's one thing to get famous.

01:05:54.387 --> 01:05:57.088
But then she's like the new hot Hooters chick.

01:05:58.284 --> 01:06:05.768
Yeah, but it was 15 minutes and if you listen to, 15 seconds of her talking you're like your brain is melting.

01:06:06.280 --> 01:06:07.485
But she threw out a pitch.

01:06:08.447 --> 01:06:09.289
Yeah, at the Mets game.

01:06:09.289 --> 01:06:10.143
And then listen.

01:06:10.143 --> 01:06:11.228
You saw what happened that day.

01:06:11.481 --> 01:06:19.362
She knocked two of it on the ball this bitch was working at a spring factory Spit balls, spring factory and this was her claim to fame.

01:06:19.362 --> 01:06:20.206
God bless her.

01:06:20.206 --> 01:06:20.967
Sell a couple hats.

01:06:20.967 --> 01:06:22.010
Sell a couple t-shirts.

01:06:22.010 --> 01:06:23.565
Don't pitch out at a Mets game.

01:06:23.565 --> 01:06:24.827
No one watches that shit anyway.

01:06:24.847 --> 01:06:31.076
Because what I'm going to do is next time I randomly Is interviewed on video, I'm going to come up with something for the shocker.

01:06:31.076 --> 01:06:33.800
You know, two in the pink, one in the stink.

01:06:33.800 --> 01:06:38.347
We're going to come up for something you guys don't know.

01:06:38.347 --> 01:06:40.380
Fucking shocker dude.

01:06:40.380 --> 01:06:44.150
Bam, boom, boom, boom.

01:06:44.150 --> 01:06:45.523
That's it.

01:06:45.523 --> 01:06:46.568
Viral video.

01:06:46.568 --> 01:06:47.329
Viral video.

01:06:47.762 --> 01:06:49.188
Yeah, but like you're not cute.

01:06:49.300 --> 01:06:51.907
I'm throwing shocker change-ups at opening day.

01:06:51.907 --> 01:06:56.465
Boom For who Fucking Long Island Ducks?

01:06:56.465 --> 01:06:59.505
Come on, dude, that's big time.

01:06:59.505 --> 01:07:00.141
Did you say?

01:07:00.141 --> 01:07:04.862
Long Duck Dong Sound like a girl's softball team, no it's.

01:07:06.885 --> 01:07:08.248
What is that Just like amateur?

01:07:08.420 --> 01:07:17.099
Independent, independent Major league players play there, old washed up major league players, racist ones, john Rocker.

01:07:17.099 --> 01:07:20.001
John Rocker played with them, probably the most racist.

01:07:20.041 --> 01:07:22.686
I wonder how he'd like taking a six train out to Long Island.

01:07:22.686 --> 01:07:25.666
He was actually.

01:07:25.967 --> 01:07:31.364
Did you ever see that fucking thing he put out when he was talking about being on the subway?

01:07:31.364 --> 01:07:34.070
John Rocker, oh yeah.

01:07:34.210 --> 01:07:34.532
Oh yeah.

01:07:37.144 --> 01:07:43.170
And he played in New York that night and he beat him Fuck the Mets.

01:07:43.641 --> 01:07:49.371
But he used words that were generally accepted at that time, jeter Okay.

01:07:53.208 --> 01:07:54.164
I don't think it was Accepted.

01:07:54.164 --> 01:07:54.769
To be honest with you.

01:07:54.940 --> 01:07:56.065
Well, it's not like today.

01:07:56.065 --> 01:07:59.199
I mean he didn't say faggot oh.

01:08:01.322 --> 01:08:02.425
Well, he was close to it.

01:08:02.905 --> 01:08:04.833
Yes, but that's what I'm saying.

01:08:04.833 --> 01:08:07.010
He's not bringing the words back.

01:08:07.010 --> 01:08:07.954
You say queer.

01:08:09.067 --> 01:08:11.112
You should totally be able to say faggot man.

01:08:11.333 --> 01:08:11.893
And retard.

01:08:11.994 --> 01:08:12.054
Yes.

01:08:15.135 --> 01:08:19.487
Come on, come on, retards, where can we?

01:08:19.506 --> 01:08:22.015
start a petition to bring these words back Special Olympics.

01:08:24.605 --> 01:08:26.051
What's that movie with Johnny Knoxville?

01:08:26.693 --> 01:08:27.134
The Ringer.

01:08:27.545 --> 01:08:29.028
When the fuck do we get ice cream?

01:08:29.087 --> 01:08:29.469
Oh, wow.

01:08:39.368 --> 01:08:39.909
I love that.

01:08:39.909 --> 01:08:40.411
That was great.

01:08:40.411 --> 01:08:45.014
I think that was the only funny part in the movie.

01:08:45.645 --> 01:08:47.172
When the fuck do we get ice cream?

01:08:47.172 --> 01:08:48.591
That is fucking good.

01:08:48.591 --> 01:08:49.301
You scratched funny part in the movie when the fuck do we get ice cream?

01:08:49.301 --> 01:08:49.497
That is fucking good.

01:08:49.905 --> 01:08:51.752
You scratched my CD in broad daylight.

01:08:52.985 --> 01:08:58.056
I was watching Shane Gillis' older stand-up.

01:08:58.056 --> 01:09:00.792
Dude that guy's hilarious and he was talking about the Special Olympics.

01:09:00.792 --> 01:09:03.052
He's like can you imagine being the guy who actually came up with that?

01:09:03.052 --> 01:09:07.076
And you're just like you know, you tell a friend and a friend's like dude, you better keep that to yourself.

01:09:07.076 --> 01:09:10.069
I don't know where you come up with.

01:09:10.069 --> 01:09:15.436
Yeah, we just get them all together and you know see which ones can beat the other ones in each town.

01:09:15.436 --> 01:09:16.590
It was so fucking great.

01:09:17.086 --> 01:09:20.034
We went down to go see that Kill Tony show in the city a couple of weeks ago.

01:09:20.984 --> 01:09:21.605
Oh, you went down.

01:09:21.605 --> 01:09:22.426
Yeah, how was that?

01:09:22.606 --> 01:09:24.148
Oh, dude, it was amazing, shane was there.

01:09:24.148 --> 01:09:24.969
Joe Rogan was there.

01:09:24.969 --> 01:09:30.171
We went the first night and we got to see Cam Patterson, Casey Rockett, all those guys.

01:09:30.171 --> 01:09:31.073
It was awesome.

01:09:31.153 --> 01:09:32.935
I heard that was fucking outlandish.

01:09:33.234 --> 01:09:35.516
Jelly Roll came out to open it.

01:09:35.516 --> 01:09:37.297
It was nuts man.

01:09:37.297 --> 01:09:37.917
Who else was there?

01:09:37.917 --> 01:09:41.841
There was a lot of people, Until the Brady roast.

01:09:41.900 --> 01:09:43.382
I didn't even know about that fucking guy.

01:09:44.966 --> 01:09:46.011
He's fucking awesome.

01:09:46.011 --> 01:09:47.711
Tony Hinchcliffe yeah, dude, he's.

01:09:47.851 --> 01:09:48.886
Really yeah.

01:09:48.886 --> 01:09:51.552
I never fucking saw him before, Never listened to him.

01:09:51.573 --> 01:10:00.653
I was like this guy's fucking awesome Dude, hearing some of these kids that were there for the first time to go do their first stand-up, and they're doing it in Madison Square Garden in front of 18,000 people.

01:10:00.653 --> 01:10:07.417
This kid gets on stage and he totally tanks and Tony's like well, just try and tell us something that'll make everybody in the crowd like you.

01:10:07.417 --> 01:10:11.715
And the kid goes uh, I drive a pretty nice BMW.

01:10:12.362 --> 01:10:16.038
Everybody was like get the fuck out of here.

01:10:17.212 --> 01:10:18.060
You guys are mean.

01:10:18.060 --> 01:10:19.510
I would have loved to follow that.

01:10:21.630 --> 01:10:22.481
Did you guys notice?

01:10:22.481 --> 01:10:25.488
I just walked in from beating the shit out of a pussy in a BMW.

01:10:25.628 --> 01:10:29.713
Yeah, Balls of steel getting on that fucking stage though at Madison Square Garden, oh dude.

01:10:29.774 --> 01:10:30.676
How long is that?

01:10:31.378 --> 01:10:35.351
How long the show yeah yeah, it was probably two hours, two and a half hours.

01:10:35.613 --> 01:10:35.894
Okay.

01:10:36.945 --> 01:10:39.432
They do that every Thursday at the Mothership.

01:10:39.432 --> 01:10:40.896
Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.

01:10:42.164 --> 01:10:43.248
It's just fucking that.

01:10:43.248 --> 01:10:45.315
What did that run you I?

01:10:45.497 --> 01:10:47.984
think it was like 120 something.

01:10:47.984 --> 01:10:49.023
That's not bad.

01:10:49.023 --> 01:10:52.274
Any Florida seat started at 500 bucks.

01:10:53.628 --> 01:10:54.069
What's his name?

01:10:54.069 --> 01:10:55.072
Who was doing Dr Phil?

01:10:55.072 --> 01:10:56.756
Yes, oh my god.

01:10:56.756 --> 01:11:01.204
When he does that shit, it is hilarious.

01:11:01.204 --> 01:11:06.984
They sit down, and then Shane Gillis Will sit down dressed up as Trump and he'll talk as Trump.

01:11:06.984 --> 01:11:11.396
And then you got a dude who's a comic, who talks like Dr Phil, and he looks like Dr Phil.

01:11:13.106 --> 01:11:15.595
And he'll say just read my book and it'll hold up Dr Phil's book.

01:11:16.766 --> 01:11:18.974
I think Shane Gillis is fucking hit and miss.

01:11:18.974 --> 01:11:23.694
Why Sometimes he's fucking hilarious and sometimes he's like fucking.

01:11:23.694 --> 01:11:25.907
Really, how is no one punched you in the mouth yet?

01:11:26.448 --> 01:11:28.091
Did you guys watch Tires on Netflix?

01:11:28.211 --> 01:11:28.992
No, I haven't seen it yet.

01:11:29.233 --> 01:11:31.416
Oh my God, that is a funny show.

01:11:31.416 --> 01:11:33.279
Yeah, andrew Schultz is in it.

01:11:34.907 --> 01:11:37.895
Ah, shoot Schultz, kind of like he blew up quick and then he just like.

01:11:38.185 --> 01:11:43.088
Yeah, like I got a Schultz level, he turned a little bougie, I got a Schult too.

01:11:43.429 --> 01:11:45.872
He was there that night too, don't get me wrong.

01:11:45.872 --> 01:11:47.333
I love his stand-up and shit's good.

01:11:47.954 --> 01:11:48.576
It was good.

01:11:48.576 --> 01:11:49.938
It's a gimmick now.

01:11:50.018 --> 01:11:55.207
He's a hit and miss guy too, it's fucking awesome.

01:11:55.226 --> 01:11:55.868
It's like you're a fucking dildo.

01:11:55.868 --> 01:11:59.350
He was saying all the stuff that you couldn't say in that time and he was like super popular, yeah.

01:11:59.371 --> 01:12:08.855
He blew up quick, yeah, from some of the shit he was saying's material well, it's chapelle.

01:12:09.056 --> 01:12:20.493
I think it was chapelle who threatened him um something, like he was up on stage or whatever and and he wouldn't get off and chapelle's like I'll ruin your fucking career, and I guess and chapelle.

01:12:20.533 --> 01:12:21.375
Chapelle can do that.

01:12:21.916 --> 01:12:26.453
I love chapelle, yep how many times we watch the uh sticks and stones?

01:12:26.453 --> 01:12:34.113
No, well, the one where he's the fucking lbgdq fucking yeah, uh the the car ride.

01:12:34.395 --> 01:12:44.527
Yeah, they're picking up the hitchhikers, you have no bathroom here for another three steps that fucking 10 minute bit, or however long it is, is one of the most iconic.

01:12:44.527 --> 01:12:52.694
Like like awesome, yes, yeah, yeah, you know that whole setup is good, even when he's talking about the pools.

01:12:52.694 --> 01:12:53.916
That sums it all up.

01:12:54.317 --> 01:12:56.738
Yeah, that man is just pure genius.

01:12:56.738 --> 01:13:03.243
Yeah, hands down Right Are you looking for it.

01:13:04.626 --> 01:13:07.313
In fact, we built these roads.

01:13:07.313 --> 01:13:08.195
The rest of you?

01:13:08.195 --> 01:13:13.324
Buckle up, we'll get you to where you want to go.

01:13:13.324 --> 01:13:18.221
So the G's are just driving the car.

01:13:18.221 --> 01:13:21.810
Of course, next to the G's in the passenger seat is the L's.

01:13:21.810 --> 01:13:22.975
Everybody likes the L's.

01:13:23.957 --> 01:13:24.961
Hey, Superfan Ben.

01:13:31.940 --> 01:13:32.682
Except for the G's.

01:13:32.682 --> 01:13:33.592
I don't know what that's about.

01:13:33.592 --> 01:13:40.451
I just know the G's don't like them that much and the G's always say like little subliminal digs on them, it's unnecessary shit, it's not mean.

01:13:40.451 --> 01:13:40.972
But you know what I mean.

01:13:40.972 --> 01:13:43.712
They just be like I wouldn't wear that.

01:13:43.712 --> 01:13:53.154
The only thing that breaks the tension between the L's and G's are the B's in the back seat.

01:13:53.154 --> 01:13:54.577
That's right.

01:13:54.577 --> 01:13:54.938
There you go.

01:13:54.938 --> 01:13:58.466
Everybody scream out when you hear your letter.

01:13:59.046 --> 01:14:20.150
If it's one thing that the L's and the G's agree on it's that the B's are fucking gross.

01:14:20.171 --> 01:14:22.115
They seem greedy to the L's and the G's.

01:14:22.115 --> 01:14:23.439
You know what I mean.

01:14:23.439 --> 01:14:26.563
They're just sitting in the back seat like, yeah, man, I'll fuck anybody in this car.

01:14:27.065 --> 01:14:30.534
He's just sitting in the backseat like, yeah man, I'll fuck anybody in this car.

01:14:33.185 --> 01:14:36.675
Now, Ben, we're not having any of that Our second best fan Ben.

01:14:42.284 --> 01:14:46.784
And sitting next to the bees all the way in the backseat by themselves looking out the window.

01:14:46.784 --> 01:14:49.917
That's the tease.

01:14:49.917 --> 01:14:56.011
Everybody in the car respects the tease, but everyone also resents the tease.

01:14:56.011 --> 01:15:02.453
It's not the tease fault, but everyone in the car just feels like the tease are making the trip take longer.

01:15:02.453 --> 01:15:17.032
Anything the tease say, anything the T's say gets on everybody's nerves and the T's don't even say anything bad, just be in the back talking to himself.

01:15:17.032 --> 01:15:21.471
I'm hot, shut up, shut the fuck up.

01:15:21.492 --> 01:15:24.786
Okay, roll the window down, bitch.

01:15:24.805 --> 01:15:26.255
I don't know what you, what?

01:15:26.255 --> 01:15:26.920
Roll the window down, you Bitch.

01:15:26.939 --> 01:15:27.704
I don't know what you.

01:15:31.354 --> 01:15:33.747
What she said.

01:15:33.747 --> 01:15:34.411
I was hot.

01:15:34.411 --> 01:15:38.752
Can you pull over at the next exit?

01:15:38.752 --> 01:15:40.412
I need to use the restroom.

01:15:40.412 --> 01:15:45.271
There is not a restroom for you for four states, nigga.

01:15:50.109 --> 01:15:51.572
So we can do what we're doing.

01:15:51.572 --> 01:15:52.052
That's it.

01:15:52.052 --> 01:15:53.055
That's it, you're done.

01:15:58.465 --> 01:16:03.079
That's one of the most classic legendary stand-ups ever.

01:16:03.079 --> 01:16:05.175
When he did that, do you get to the cue man?

01:16:05.234 --> 01:16:08.349
Yeah, the cue's good, oh yeah the Q's got it.

01:16:08.368 --> 01:16:08.831
The Q's got it.

01:16:08.831 --> 01:16:10.574
The Q's got it.

01:16:10.574 --> 01:16:12.369
Just when that car can't get any more tense.

01:16:12.369 --> 01:16:16.088
The Q's are hitchhiking as they pick up on the road.

01:16:16.088 --> 01:16:18.555
Some white dude in booty shorts is walking down the freeway.

01:16:25.126 --> 01:16:28.875
This is the best part.

01:16:29.176 --> 01:16:29.756
Jesus, see him.

01:16:29.756 --> 01:16:31.228
That guy might be one of us.

01:16:31.228 --> 01:16:34.355
Hey, are you okay, need some help.

01:16:34.355 --> 01:16:37.172
And he come over there with them booty shorts, leaning on the window.

01:16:37.172 --> 01:16:39.148
Hey, what's going on?

01:16:39.148 --> 01:16:45.809
Fellas, lady, whatever pronoun makes you feel comfortable in the bathroom?

01:16:53.604 --> 01:16:59.775
Yeah, I don't really know where I'm going.

01:16:59.775 --> 01:17:04.385
I don't know if I'm gay or I'm straight or whatever.

01:17:04.385 --> 01:17:09.417
All I know for sure is that I really want to get in this car.

01:17:17.298 --> 01:17:19.850
That's fucking just a classic, my face is starting to hurt.

01:17:20.047 --> 01:17:21.203
Absolute, fucking classic.

01:17:21.203 --> 01:17:22.591
He did it perfectly.

01:17:22.591 --> 01:17:23.989
The man's a legend.

01:17:23.989 --> 01:17:28.296
Yeah, dude, and the shit he got for that was crazy.

01:17:29.926 --> 01:17:30.529
All his bits.

01:17:30.529 --> 01:17:32.354
Yeah, he don't give a fuck.

01:17:32.354 --> 01:17:33.055
No, he's the best.

01:17:33.225 --> 01:17:35.332
Well, that's the thing about comedy.

01:17:35.332 --> 01:17:38.094
It's like that's our I think our escape.

01:17:38.444 --> 01:17:39.766
You can't get canceled if you don't want it to happen.

01:17:39.787 --> 01:17:41.429
Yeah, but it's you know Truth.

01:17:41.509 --> 01:17:47.917
Listen, if you're fucking fair game yeah as soon as they try and cancel someone like him.

01:17:47.917 --> 01:17:49.559
He's just going to make a comedy skit about it.

01:17:49.639 --> 01:17:50.560
Oh, my God, that's it.

01:17:50.579 --> 01:17:51.161
What are you going to do?

01:17:52.926 --> 01:17:54.689
We're going to do a live show at the Trans' house.

01:17:54.689 --> 01:17:55.489
Yeah, we're going to do it.

01:17:55.489 --> 01:18:00.576
Yeah, with Tommy Tippy to a Tommy Coming in with glitter.

01:18:01.275 --> 01:18:01.697
Yikes.

01:18:02.398 --> 01:18:04.260
Oh, I don't know.

01:18:04.260 --> 01:18:05.161
What do you think, matt?

01:18:05.161 --> 01:18:06.809
Do you think we're the end of the world?

01:18:06.809 --> 01:18:08.887
What are you gonna do If the shit goes down?

01:18:08.908 --> 01:18:13.952
I'm gonna load up Pat, and I'm taking as many With me as I can.

01:18:14.608 --> 01:18:15.693
You're gonna load up huh.

01:18:16.819 --> 01:18:17.100
Sometimes.

01:18:17.100 --> 01:18:22.244
Listen, I don't know, man, it's fucking crazy, it's fucking weird.

01:18:22.244 --> 01:18:25.146
And we keep saying this it's gonna be a civil war, it's gonna be.

01:18:25.146 --> 01:18:33.692
It's going to be a civil war, it's going to be this it's going to be that Half the fucking people you're fighting are offended or put off by weapons.

01:18:33.692 --> 01:18:34.956
Can you imagine?

01:18:34.975 --> 01:18:37.612
that this generation try to go to war.

01:18:39.868 --> 01:18:40.832
Let's be honest about it.

01:18:41.145 --> 01:18:54.697
Hey, what if Venezuelans came in and took over the Hollywood motel Right?

01:18:54.697 --> 01:18:55.277
A bunch of.

01:18:55.296 --> 01:18:58.261
Venezuelans in Carmel when you got that.

01:19:04.025 --> 01:19:07.572
After I'm done laughing we're just going to cut them off from Optum so they can't get medicine for the bed bugs.

01:19:07.591 --> 01:19:09.074
Get rid of that shit right away.

01:19:09.216 --> 01:19:10.958
Yeah we're going to have to cook that.

01:19:10.958 --> 01:19:13.310
You guys are cooked.

01:19:13.310 --> 01:19:15.770
We're going to bring in the boom.

01:19:16.305 --> 01:19:17.576
Hey, listen, we're not going to bother you.

01:19:17.576 --> 01:19:21.073
We're just not going to give you medical treatment for whatever you get from staying in that hotel.

01:19:21.073 --> 01:19:23.748
It burnt down.

01:19:23.748 --> 01:19:27.131
So good luck, it did, which one burned down.

01:19:27.252 --> 01:19:28.014
Hollywood Motel.

01:19:28.014 --> 01:19:28.676
That's a shame.

01:19:28.676 --> 01:19:30.411
I'm sure no one's responsible for it.

01:19:32.189 --> 01:19:33.434
I was thinking of Heidi's and Brewster.

01:19:36.886 --> 01:19:37.849
That's where yeah.

01:19:38.291 --> 01:19:38.893
That's where what?

01:19:39.204 --> 01:19:49.399
Somebody's wife had to stay Dude Heidi's is nice Sifed over, I'm not kidding.

01:19:49.465 --> 01:19:50.448
Have you ever been there?

01:19:50.448 --> 01:19:54.030
No, I've been there to work Garage doors.

01:19:56.524 --> 01:19:57.751
Why don't you growl for me, baby?

01:20:03.586 --> 01:20:04.470
It's a bear market.

01:20:04.470 --> 01:20:06.470
Oh, I got the pole start.

01:20:10.704 --> 01:20:12.051
Dude, I know somebody.

01:20:12.447 --> 01:20:14.390
Excellent point, ben Excellent point.

01:20:15.310 --> 01:20:18.832
Her sister was in high school and apparently it's normal For these girls to wear Yup.

01:20:18.832 --> 01:20:24.134
It's normal for these girls To wear the tails, like in school, you know.

01:20:24.134 --> 01:20:27.990
So, wait, wait, wait, the tails, oh you're talking about the fucking furries.

01:20:27.990 --> 01:20:28.614
Yes, those things.

01:20:28.614 --> 01:20:29.560
Okay're talking about the fucking furries.

01:20:29.560 --> 01:20:30.002
Yes, those things.

01:20:30.023 --> 01:20:30.244
The furries.

01:20:32.009 --> 01:20:32.853
Yes, it's real.

01:20:33.646 --> 01:20:35.198
We've had a long discussion about the furries.

01:20:35.219 --> 01:20:35.439
The tails.

01:20:35.439 --> 01:20:36.003
What are the tails?

01:20:36.003 --> 01:20:38.573
Those are the people that identify as cats.

01:20:39.604 --> 01:20:44.511
This girl's sister was in class and someone decided that it would be funny to pull this girl's tail.

01:20:45.404 --> 01:20:50.510
Well, that tail was a pull start and she yanked out.

01:20:50.529 --> 01:20:58.636
This girl's butt plug in the middle of class Drops on the floor, goes across the floor and she just yanked out her fox tail.

01:20:59.865 --> 01:21:02.113
Is that how kids have to get laid in high school now?

01:21:03.305 --> 01:21:06.689
She's bouncing around like a rubber conch, can you imagine being a parent?

01:21:06.689 --> 01:21:07.676
Your kid's getting ready for school.

01:21:07.676 --> 01:21:08.546
They walk out with a tail.

01:21:08.546 --> 01:21:10.853
You think it's attached to their belt, but it's shoved up their ass.

01:21:11.895 --> 01:21:13.382
No, Can you imagine that?

01:21:13.382 --> 01:21:14.769
No, that's just.

01:21:14.769 --> 01:21:15.452
That's a lot.

01:21:15.452 --> 01:21:17.792
That's a lot to deal with, oh my God.

01:21:19.626 --> 01:21:23.854
I'm horrified Like crazy.

01:21:25.065 --> 01:21:25.951
Who walks around with?

01:21:25.951 --> 01:21:32.957
I mean, have you seen this one on TikTok who's all bent out of shape that her kid identifies as a cat?

01:21:32.957 --> 01:21:39.172
I'd be pissed and all the neighbors kept calling animal control about a dangerous animal.

01:21:40.947 --> 01:21:41.671
That is hilarious.

01:21:44.685 --> 01:21:46.292
Ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news.

01:21:47.846 --> 01:21:51.150
We have a cat sighting In South Florida.

01:21:52.005 --> 01:21:58.712
So just be aware, it's a young buck boy Around 11, he's wearing whiskers and please do not talk on the tail.

01:21:59.005 --> 01:22:03.551
Yeah, and Mickey Mouse ears, the pronoun is meow.

01:22:03.551 --> 01:22:06.373
Please approach with caution.

01:22:07.626 --> 01:22:08.609
And he has a pole start.

01:22:09.471 --> 01:22:10.335
Yeah, yank that thing.

01:22:10.335 --> 01:22:13.792
You want to get that kid fired up.

01:22:13.792 --> 01:22:14.796
You want to get Mickey going.

01:22:16.507 --> 01:22:19.697
Just yank the tail out, Bang Jesus Christ.

01:22:19.697 --> 01:22:23.135
I can never unsee that Like I can't.

01:22:24.086 --> 01:22:25.171
Were the parents called.

01:22:25.585 --> 01:22:26.667
I don't know if the parents were called.

01:22:26.667 --> 01:22:30.155
I didn't get too far into the story because we just couldn't believe that some kid got a butt plug.

01:22:30.155 --> 01:22:31.890
How old, how old are these people?

01:22:31.890 --> 01:22:34.033
Senior in high school, so probably 17.

01:22:34.033 --> 01:22:36.127
Some of them 18, if they didn't.

01:22:36.389 --> 01:22:39.516
Well, you got to figure 18's, okay, but you got to figure this too.

01:22:40.565 --> 01:22:42.734
It's still fucking early for a butt plug man.

01:22:51.845 --> 01:22:51.965
No, no.

01:22:51.965 --> 01:22:55.390
Kids got their phones and they're like oh, I can do whatever I want, so they're probably searching porn.

01:22:55.550 --> 01:22:57.993
Hey, pat, I think you might want to check what Ben's saying.

01:22:57.993 --> 01:23:00.716
I don't know why, kevin, I don't think Kevin has been on the line tonight.

01:23:00.756 --> 01:23:02.719
Wow, I'm getting attacked by Ben.

01:23:02.719 --> 01:23:03.340
What's going on here?

01:23:03.340 --> 01:23:03.880
You believe that.

01:23:04.320 --> 01:23:04.981
Oh, my God.

01:23:07.104 --> 01:23:08.809
I can't believe he said that, dude, he was my biggest supporter.

01:23:08.809 --> 01:23:09.690
I'm fucked now.

01:23:09.690 --> 01:23:11.033
I got nobody.

01:23:12.917 --> 01:23:16.859
Ben turned, ben turned Democrat, oh shit.

01:23:17.225 --> 01:23:18.725
That's a big accusation.

01:23:18.725 --> 01:23:19.766
That's a big accusation.

01:23:19.787 --> 01:23:24.097
These days, not really, you know, but here's, this is for Ben.

01:23:26.708 --> 01:23:27.631
Shut up, bitch.

01:23:27.751 --> 01:23:35.317
Oh my God, not for Kevin, that's for Ben, because we ever you know, I mean this guy came in Number one fan.

01:23:35.317 --> 01:23:36.860
Holy Jesus, like Santa Claus.

01:23:36.881 --> 01:23:39.627
Right, true, seriously, listen, I had to come out swinging.

01:23:39.627 --> 01:23:42.793
You know you did Schmeat and all Right.

01:23:42.793 --> 01:23:49.792
Schmeat everywhere Moist, mo, shmeet everywhere Moist.

01:23:49.813 --> 01:23:54.238
Moist and smoky, just how I like it.

01:23:56.525 --> 01:23:58.150
I like it like a pork shoulder.

01:23:58.150 --> 01:23:59.475
I love it, you and your pork butt.

01:23:59.645 --> 01:24:00.789
Ben was saying you shut up, bitch.

01:24:00.789 --> 01:24:05.292
You're supposed to be about the topic, but now Obst, he's never in your corner again.

01:24:06.296 --> 01:24:08.492
Really he said never against Orbs.

01:24:08.934 --> 01:24:09.657
Oh, against.

01:24:09.657 --> 01:24:11.364
See, that's what happens when I can't quite remember.

01:24:11.364 --> 01:24:11.869
Why are you trying to?

01:24:11.890 --> 01:24:12.475
start shit man.

01:24:12.475 --> 01:24:14.372
That's when the song Against All Logic come on.

01:24:14.372 --> 01:24:14.632
Right now.

01:24:15.786 --> 01:24:16.831
But I was taking it back.

01:24:16.831 --> 01:24:18.650
I was like, oh my God, Ben turned on me.

01:24:18.650 --> 01:24:19.153
What did I do?

01:24:19.664 --> 01:24:21.452
Take a look at me now.

01:24:24.926 --> 01:24:27.033
In such a fancy place.

01:24:27.033 --> 01:24:32.323
In such a fancy place Mean to you.

01:24:32.585 --> 01:24:33.609
John's never heard this song.

01:24:33.609 --> 01:24:34.802
No, I've never heard that one either.

01:24:35.670 --> 01:24:37.702
I'm just like oh yeah, Take a good look at me now.

01:24:39.127 --> 01:24:39.828
He's like who's Phil Collins?

01:24:39.828 --> 01:24:40.911
You've never heard that song.

01:24:40.911 --> 01:24:47.823
Oh, play it, dude, you gotta get that up Play it.

01:24:47.863 --> 01:24:49.510
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 99.9.

01:24:49.510 --> 01:24:53.251
We got a love request At night and coming.

01:24:53.251 --> 01:24:55.953
Calling from the request line is open.

01:24:55.953 --> 01:25:01.685
Calling from New Fairfield, connecticut, we have Orbs, orbs, you requesting Phil Collins.

01:25:01.685 --> 01:25:05.420
Is that what you're requesting Against all odds?

01:25:05.420 --> 01:25:08.591
Uh huh, okay, great movie, by the way.

01:25:08.591 --> 01:25:09.414
Who's this go out to?

01:25:09.414 --> 01:25:11.051
What special person does this go out to?

01:25:11.251 --> 01:25:12.073
Me, because I've never heard it.

01:25:16.149 --> 01:25:17.898
So the younger generation never heard this.

01:25:17.898 --> 01:25:18.500
There you go.

01:25:18.500 --> 01:25:19.425
This could be one of those reaction videos.

01:25:19.985 --> 01:25:22.773
You might want to grab Maddie around the waist and start fucking slow dancing.

01:25:22.972 --> 01:25:25.278
Oh fuck, all right, all right.

01:25:30.068 --> 01:25:31.024
We, we have Tiptoe Tommy, main stage Alright.

01:25:32.470 --> 01:25:33.914
I'm gonna have to fill up for this.

01:25:41.358 --> 01:25:43.774
This has gotten a little gay, oh man.

01:25:45.454 --> 01:25:47.631
It's totally gay man you wanna turn on the disco balls.

01:25:48.185 --> 01:25:49.329
Yeah, I feel like I'm about to start crying.

01:25:49.329 --> 01:25:50.333
Yeah, cut my balls.

01:25:50.333 --> 01:25:55.871
Okay, I can't do that.

01:25:55.871 --> 01:26:03.416
That is a good song, though, and it's a great fucking little drum solo in that bad boy.

01:26:03.416 --> 01:26:04.757
What was the other?

01:26:04.797 --> 01:26:04.877
one.

01:26:04.877 --> 01:26:05.319
What's that Pepsi?

01:26:06.426 --> 01:26:07.550
What's the other Phil Collins song?

01:26:07.550 --> 01:26:08.432
Thank you sir.

01:26:08.432 --> 01:26:14.069
What fucking song is that?

01:26:14.792 --> 01:26:15.273
Which one?

01:26:16.195 --> 01:26:22.909
The one oh oh, oh, the one with the drums In the air tonight yeah.

01:26:23.149 --> 01:26:26.837
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ha, all right.

01:26:29.612 --> 01:26:30.895
Oh yeah, you know what's in the air tonight.

01:26:30.895 --> 01:26:34.970
What was that?

01:26:34.970 --> 01:26:37.972
Somebody just had their microphone by their stomach.

01:26:39.430 --> 01:26:41.849
No, I was putting the cap on the old Pepsi.

01:26:42.130 --> 01:26:42.631
That was me.

01:26:43.734 --> 01:26:46.954
Oh, just massaging the mic.

01:26:46.984 --> 01:26:47.792
Can you not do that and stare right?

01:26:47.737 --> 01:26:48.904
at me Because it's just massaging the mic.

01:26:48.904 --> 01:26:49.841
Can you not do that and like stare right at me, because it's just so?

01:26:51.106 --> 01:26:51.649
It purrs.

01:26:53.337 --> 01:26:54.125
What do you mean, pat?

01:26:55.368 --> 01:26:56.613
When I touch it, it purrs.

01:26:56.613 --> 01:26:57.152
What are you?

01:26:57.152 --> 01:26:59.631
What are you talking about?

01:26:59.805 --> 01:27:02.113
Seriously, I don't understand why you guys are talking like that.

01:27:02.113 --> 01:27:03.047
I gotta go.

01:27:03.047 --> 01:27:03.931
Just a tip, do you?

01:27:03.931 --> 01:27:04.172
No?

01:27:04.172 --> 01:27:05.764
Oh, I'm just kidding.

01:27:05.764 --> 01:27:09.365
Oh, my god, don't See now.

01:27:09.605 --> 01:27:11.289
I, he's got two hands on it now.

01:27:11.470 --> 01:27:17.127
Oh, I'm good, I'm good he had two hands.

01:27:17.127 --> 01:27:19.412
He was choking that fucking thing out.

01:27:19.412 --> 01:27:20.877
He was about to kill it.

01:27:22.546 --> 01:27:24.131
Ben requested Sister Studio.

01:27:24.993 --> 01:27:31.827
Ah, sure, sure, Ladies and gentlemen, we have BT from Boston calling in BT.

01:27:31.827 --> 01:27:32.588
What are you looking for?

01:27:32.588 --> 01:27:34.615
Hello, did we lose him?

01:27:36.265 --> 01:27:38.813
I think before it got disconnected he was looking for Sussu Studio, Sussu.

01:27:38.832 --> 01:27:39.234
Studio.

01:27:39.234 --> 01:27:44.817
All right From the number two fan of the TID show, Sussu Studio.

01:27:44.817 --> 01:27:45.779
How do you spell that show?

01:27:48.837 --> 01:27:50.225
How do you spell that?

01:27:50.225 --> 01:27:54.414
P-s-u-e-d, p-s-u-e-d, i-d-o-e-n-x?

01:27:54.947 --> 01:27:58.262
It's not synonym S-U-P-S-U.

01:27:59.390 --> 01:28:00.055
P-S-U-E-D.

01:28:00.055 --> 01:28:01.284
How about just Phil Collins?

01:28:01.284 --> 01:28:06.619
S-u-e-d-i-o, s-p-s-u-e-d-i-o.

01:28:08.261 --> 01:28:08.604
S-U-E-D-I-O Sudo.

01:28:10.548 --> 01:28:13.395
Oh God, s-s-s-s-u-d-i-o, yes, all right.

01:28:13.395 --> 01:28:14.117
Well, I can't find it.

01:28:14.398 --> 01:28:14.677
All right.

01:28:14.677 --> 01:28:18.252
Well, there you go, number two All right.

01:28:18.292 --> 01:28:21.126
Number two fan Seems like you're not going to get your request John.

01:28:21.126 --> 01:28:23.934
What request you got I?

01:28:23.953 --> 01:28:24.735
don't have a request.

01:28:29.306 --> 01:28:29.908
Oh, come on, what's a good.

01:28:29.908 --> 01:28:31.033
Phil Collins was fucking pretty good, though.

01:28:31.564 --> 01:28:40.853
Dude in the air tonight, man Like classic drum solo, like top five drum solos of all time.

01:28:40.853 --> 01:28:45.391
Yeah, I can feel it in the air.

01:28:45.391 --> 01:28:46.311
Do you know this tune?

01:28:46.332 --> 01:28:49.210
I know this one, I know this one, everybody knows this one.

01:28:50.207 --> 01:28:52.734
If you have an air drum to this song, you're not even a man.

01:28:52.734 --> 01:28:54.069
Yeah, air drum.

01:28:58.256 --> 01:29:01.813
I wonder how much we can Wait, wait, wait, matty, here now, now, this is what we'll do.

01:29:01.873 --> 01:29:04.676
This is what we'll do 145 till the drums.

01:29:04.917 --> 01:29:06.104
I'll find, I'll find.

01:29:06.104 --> 01:29:08.536
No, I'll find where the solo kicks in.

01:29:09.805 --> 01:29:11.192
I'll find where the solo kicks in.

01:29:11.192 --> 01:29:13.048
Get your fucking cowbell.

01:29:13.328 --> 01:29:13.689
Oh shit.

01:29:14.712 --> 01:29:15.252
We're going on.

01:29:15.252 --> 01:29:15.713
What do you got?

01:29:17.358 --> 01:29:17.658
All right.

01:29:17.658 --> 01:29:20.237
I thought he had the tambourine tonight.

01:29:20.358 --> 01:29:21.684
He can take the tambourine you got a gong.

01:29:21.704 --> 01:29:23.027
bro, Do a hand, kazoo.

01:29:23.207 --> 01:29:24.990
You got a gong man oh, you got a gong, you kazoo.

01:29:25.011 --> 01:29:25.652
You got a gong man.

01:29:25.652 --> 01:29:27.095
You could time that gong.

01:29:27.095 --> 01:29:31.670
Yeah, that means it's called limitless as many times as you want.

01:29:31.670 --> 01:29:32.394
Yeah 17.

01:29:32.845 --> 01:29:33.810
17 of them.

01:29:33.909 --> 01:29:35.188
No, no, 60% of the time.

01:29:35.188 --> 01:29:35.770
It works all the time.

01:29:35.770 --> 01:29:37.295
That means like three yeah.

01:29:38.426 --> 01:29:39.108
We're back in.

01:29:39.108 --> 01:29:46.747
Yeah, alright, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:29:50.875 --> 01:29:53.872
Oh no, oh no.

01:29:53.872 --> 01:30:00.949
Yeah, let's get the band together On a Friday night Come on, give me the tambourine, oh no.

01:30:00.949 --> 01:30:08.510
I remember, don't worry.

01:30:09.751 --> 01:30:10.971
Yeah, tell me when.

01:30:10.971 --> 01:30:13.113
Yeah, tell me when Ready.

01:30:13.173 --> 01:30:14.033
Yeah, yeah.

01:30:25.565 --> 01:30:29.817
Welcome to the Enya channel on Sirius Radio.

01:30:29.817 --> 01:30:38.837
We like to meditate with our listeners, so if you guys are out there, just listen up and stretch it out, stretch out, stretch out.

01:30:41.332 --> 01:30:44.002
Listen to you and me.

01:30:44.002 --> 01:30:47.311
That was terrible.

01:30:47.311 --> 01:30:47.873
You have.

01:30:54.596 --> 01:30:57.270
Maddie's timing, it wasn't bad man.

01:30:59.010 --> 01:31:00.194
I think that was off a little bit.

01:31:02.127 --> 01:31:02.851
Was I premature.

01:31:03.164 --> 01:31:10.033
I don't know, because I was looking this way and it just sounded like a random bang on the fucking gong and I was like I don't know it was good way, and it just sounded like a random bang on the fucking gong and I was like I don't know, it was good though.

01:31:11.791 --> 01:31:12.394
I think it was good.

01:31:12.805 --> 01:31:14.694
We gotta get a fucking harmonica or kazoo.

01:31:15.327 --> 01:31:17.555
Alright, kazoo would be a party Next.

01:31:17.555 --> 01:31:20.965
I was gonna say next weapon, next instrument.

01:31:23.672 --> 01:31:25.015
Dude, I play me in spoons.

01:31:27.291 --> 01:31:30.680
Shut the fuck up, ben Dude, I play me in spoons.

01:31:30.680 --> 01:31:35.051
Shut the fuck up.

01:31:35.291 --> 01:31:38.376
Ben Ben, just so you know.

01:31:38.376 --> 01:31:43.630
Your rating instantly dropped today Down to two.

01:31:43.630 --> 01:31:49.863
We got vomit from you and cigars, cigarar cutters, Fanny packs.

01:31:52.538 --> 01:31:54.864
I wouldn't say it's a fanny pack, I wouldn't say it's a fanny pack.

01:31:56.529 --> 01:32:00.212
I like to call it my fanny pack or my satchel.

01:32:00.488 --> 01:32:01.524
Satchel with Vaseline.

01:32:01.524 --> 01:32:02.850
Satchel with Vas.

01:32:03.528 --> 01:32:04.371
My sach and vas.

01:32:05.349 --> 01:32:07.731
Sach and vas that could be a cool plate.

01:32:07.731 --> 01:32:10.768
It could be the next type over Wow.

01:32:19.046 --> 01:32:20.632
Sachin Vass on my license plate.

01:32:20.632 --> 01:32:22.349
I like it.

01:32:22.971 --> 01:32:27.375
Oh God, that's a personalized license plate and everybody would ask Everybody get out of here.

01:32:27.375 --> 01:32:27.466
It's Sachin Vass.

01:32:27.389 --> 01:32:28.884
Hey, man's a personalized license plate and everybody would ask Everybody get out of here.

01:32:28.884 --> 01:32:30.747
It's Sachin Vaz hey man what's your plate mean?

01:32:30.747 --> 01:32:33.271
What?

01:32:33.271 --> 01:32:34.916
Let's talk about it?

01:32:34.916 --> 01:32:36.658
What Come here, hit it.

01:32:37.087 --> 01:32:38.198
Just hit it with your spear fingers.

01:32:38.198 --> 01:32:38.502
You know what.

01:32:38.523 --> 01:32:38.644
I mean.

01:32:39.385 --> 01:32:40.145
When you're doing it.

01:32:40.586 --> 01:32:47.971
You got enough Vaseline, where it looks like a witch and you're like yeah, come here Come, here Would you put two in there, I would

01:32:47.992 --> 01:32:50.394
do the shocker and make them look like birthday candles.

01:32:50.394 --> 01:32:54.636
Got like three things of Vaseline in there, with Vaseline the Vaseline's on top.

01:32:54.636 --> 01:32:55.578
It looks like a candle.

01:32:55.578 --> 01:32:59.220
And I'm just sitting there I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's what my plate means.

01:32:59.220 --> 01:33:02.686
Satchin Vats, fuck dude, what's up?

01:33:03.509 --> 01:33:05.592
Yeah, anyway, what's the DMV website?

01:33:18.641 --> 01:33:19.524
It's an illegal gong.

01:33:21.606 --> 01:33:24.881
I'm not sure what happens when we have an illegal gong.

01:33:25.864 --> 01:33:25.926
Ref.

01:33:25.945 --> 01:33:27.545
that's our first illegal gong we gotta send this to Toronto for a replay.

01:33:27.564 --> 01:33:28.368
Throw the flag.

01:33:29.310 --> 01:33:29.712
What's that?

01:33:29.712 --> 01:33:36.375
Oh Okay, so illegal gong the pan or the gong has to be swung.

01:33:36.666 --> 01:33:42.404
No, he had an amount, man, I know he had an amount and he surpassed the amount.

01:33:44.054 --> 01:33:45.322
That's why I said he would have a penalty.

01:33:45.322 --> 01:33:46.507
He's in violation, are you?

01:33:46.528 --> 01:33:50.604
talking amount, like how many times, or or the level of strength he hit it with how many times.

01:33:52.211 --> 01:33:52.813
He had four.

01:33:52.813 --> 01:33:55.092
We're not questioning his strength.

01:33:56.750 --> 01:33:58.295
He's a small little man, it was a big gong.

01:34:00.216 --> 01:34:01.625
He may lose gong privileges.

01:34:01.625 --> 01:34:03.224
Maybe we give you the gong.

01:34:04.961 --> 01:34:05.404
His timing.

01:34:05.404 --> 01:34:07.793
His timing is good with the gun.

01:34:08.024 --> 01:34:16.412
He likes his little mallet, though I do I do it just sounded so weird.

01:34:17.033 --> 01:34:19.311
Love my mallet, I love my mallet.

01:34:19.706 --> 01:34:21.353
He loves his little mallet, doesn't he?

01:34:21.904 --> 01:34:23.470
I've been married for 18 years.

01:34:23.470 --> 01:34:24.414
I love my mallet.

01:34:25.729 --> 01:34:27.490
You love that little mallet, don't you?

01:34:28.805 --> 01:34:29.711
Love it every day.

01:34:32.586 --> 01:34:33.591
Sometimes twice.

01:34:36.126 --> 01:34:38.373
I live for the four minutes in the morning when I'm by myself.

01:34:38.373 --> 01:34:40.194
All right, moving on.

01:34:40.456 --> 01:34:41.543
Anyway, moving on, all right.

01:34:43.993 --> 01:34:46.100
I can't wait to get a new Satchin Vaz Morning rituals.

01:34:46.119 --> 01:34:49.091
Next topic you guys get that new Satchin Vaz Next week on.

01:34:49.091 --> 01:34:49.805
Satchin Vaz Morning rituals.

01:34:49.805 --> 01:34:50.766
Next topic you guys get that new Satchin Vaz Next week on.

01:34:50.806 --> 01:34:56.810
Satchin Vaz, satchin Vaz it's going to be a new fucking hashtag.

01:34:57.192 --> 01:35:01.895
Oh my God, just one Satchin Vaz, just one Hi Hi.

01:35:02.286 --> 01:35:04.957
Oh, I got your Satchin Vaz, god, now I got a piece of it.

01:35:04.957 --> 01:35:05.386
Oh, here, a mess, god.

01:35:05.386 --> 01:35:05.967
Now I got a piece of it.

01:35:05.988 --> 01:35:08.935
Oh, since we're getting a big following in Vietnam, are we going to wear rice hats next week?

01:35:09.746 --> 01:35:13.889
I was thinking about doing a live show and rolling sushi, maybe something in bamboo.

01:35:15.994 --> 01:35:18.569
What that's native to the area right.

01:35:18.569 --> 01:35:22.216
Uh-uh, Uh-uh.

01:35:22.858 --> 01:35:22.957
We.

01:35:24.369 --> 01:35:24.791
Never mind.

01:35:24.791 --> 01:35:32.899
Never mind Never mind, mind, oopsie, yeah, that was almost a bleep.

01:35:32.940 --> 01:35:33.302
For a while.

01:35:34.448 --> 01:35:38.313
It was almost a big bleep Wouldn't be the first one on this show.

01:35:40.572 --> 01:35:41.595
But seriously, I gotta pee.

01:35:44.953 --> 01:35:46.176
How long have we been recording Pat?

01:35:46.945 --> 01:35:49.573
We've been going for a good hour and 36 minutes.

01:35:49.954 --> 01:35:50.615
I think it's time.

01:35:51.225 --> 01:35:51.929
It's always time.

01:35:52.893 --> 01:35:53.154
Sweet.

01:35:53.154 --> 01:35:55.005
Usually, when Kevin has to pee, it's about time to go.

01:35:55.005 --> 01:35:56.792
I feel like my eyeballs are sweating right now.

01:35:56.792 --> 01:36:01.317
I can't imagine why I don't know Jesus.

01:36:02.386 --> 01:36:03.451
It's like it fucking came at me.

01:36:04.506 --> 01:36:05.819
Sometimes that'll happen.

01:36:05.838 --> 01:36:06.444
Sometimes, that'll happen.

01:36:06.545 --> 01:36:09.328
I thought they're fucking those fucking Woo.

01:36:11.792 --> 01:36:12.634
Touching that uppercut.

01:36:12.634 --> 01:36:13.836
He seemed trained in the dodging.

01:36:14.676 --> 01:36:14.896
What.

01:36:16.078 --> 01:36:20.047
Docking Dodging, how so we can hear about that story we talked about at the beginning of the show?

01:36:20.047 --> 01:36:20.689
What was the story?

01:36:20.689 --> 01:36:21.872
I don't know.

01:36:21.872 --> 01:36:23.216
Boom had a story.

01:36:25.828 --> 01:36:26.891
Oh, boom doesn't have a story.

01:36:26.891 --> 01:36:29.677
Oh, I got some stories, but it ain't going to be that way, it's okay.

01:36:29.677 --> 01:36:29.877
What?

01:36:32.731 --> 01:36:34.216
Of the stories you told me tonight.

01:36:34.216 --> 01:36:35.354
What is there?

01:36:35.354 --> 01:36:37.171
You're going to have to fucking.

01:36:37.171 --> 01:36:38.949
You're going to tie that off.

01:36:38.949 --> 01:36:42.130
I can't Pee in the ice jar.

01:36:42.546 --> 01:36:43.829
I'm doing the leg shake man.

01:36:43.850 --> 01:36:45.996
Just go right in the camera and, like it was only fans.

01:36:46.204 --> 01:36:47.814
Dude, just go right in the camera Like it was OnlyFans.

01:36:47.854 --> 01:36:52.033
Dude, that's not gonna hold it Like it was OnlyFans oh, I got $20, says you can't fill that.

01:36:52.646 --> 01:36:56.051
Oh, dude, I'll take it outside right now and do it no, right here on camera.

01:36:56.070 --> 01:37:01.085
No, oh my god 20 bucks.

01:37:04.493 --> 01:37:05.476
Can't buy him like that.

01:37:06.448 --> 01:37:16.078
I'm glad we bleeped that out You're not getting this for $20, bro, you're right.

01:37:17.166 --> 01:37:19.850
Why buy the milk for $20 when you get the cow for free?

01:37:19.951 --> 01:37:23.216
Oh, what Huh, what oh?

01:37:25.164 --> 01:37:27.238
Oh, that's fucking another demerit, it's gone, 30.

01:37:27.279 --> 01:37:27.922
Two, well, oh Two.

01:37:27.943 --> 01:37:28.002
Two.

01:37:28.023 --> 01:37:28.265
Two, two.

01:37:29.248 --> 01:37:29.489
Two.

01:37:29.489 --> 01:37:33.060
Well, johnny, you are fucking more than welcome.

01:37:33.060 --> 01:37:33.685
It's Friday night.

01:37:33.685 --> 01:37:35.853
Anytime to Thank you To join us.

01:37:35.853 --> 01:37:37.291
I thought it was great.

01:37:38.099 --> 01:37:38.385
Absolutely.

01:37:38.935 --> 01:37:41.351
We're gonna fucking Siphed over everybody's faces right now.

01:37:41.987 --> 01:37:44.171
Yeah, it's either Siphed over or the.

01:37:44.846 --> 01:37:46.694
Can we get an explanation on that?

01:37:46.694 --> 01:37:47.990
Like what does that mean?

01:37:47.990 --> 01:37:52.793
So it's a dude and just like, remember, I have to pee.

01:37:54.324 --> 01:37:55.770
I think we figured it out.

01:37:55.770 --> 01:37:56.673
Speak slowly.

01:37:56.673 --> 01:38:00.351
I think it's Scythe Dover, because it's his last name.

01:38:00.351 --> 01:38:04.944
Yeah, half of his, but it was split up so it looked like two separate words.

01:38:05.005 --> 01:38:06.606
Yeah, but Dover's not in his name.

01:38:07.068 --> 01:38:08.248
Yeah, but Dover's not in his name.

01:38:08.248 --> 01:38:10.131
Yeah, syphed like you got syphed over E-D-O-V-E-R.

01:38:10.131 --> 01:38:13.256
Yeah, got you, got you, you got syphed over.

01:38:13.355 --> 01:38:14.618
Oh, you syphed me over.

01:38:14.757 --> 01:38:15.279
I got it now.

01:38:15.519 --> 01:38:16.159
Yeah.

01:38:16.180 --> 01:38:16.900
Now you got it.

01:38:18.509 --> 01:38:19.604
I'm going to start using that slang.

01:38:19.604 --> 01:38:22.850
Yeah, I mean.

01:38:22.850 --> 01:38:23.211
Skippy.

01:38:23.230 --> 01:38:25.675
Skippy, oh yes, someone just told me that the other day.

01:38:26.036 --> 01:38:27.439
Some stupid shit I just learned.

01:38:27.439 --> 01:38:31.828
Well, laugh out loud Really.

01:38:34.546 --> 01:38:38.454
No, are you kidding me?

01:38:38.454 --> 01:38:42.082
That was a shut up, bitch, that was a shut up, couldn't get it because I couldn't see it.

01:38:42.182 --> 01:38:42.885
I know I'm sorry.

01:38:45.712 --> 01:38:46.916
I still have to pee, so bad.

01:38:53.534 --> 01:38:54.877
Shut up, bitch, let's have sex.

01:38:55.465 --> 01:39:04.048
I'm just going to aura Kelly Pat in like two minutes man $20 says you won't, you won't do it.

01:39:04.451 --> 01:39:06.568
You won't do it, no, stay out of the chair.

01:39:06.538 --> 01:39:07.322
We don't need you Kevin this is God talking.

01:39:07.292 --> 01:39:07.684
You won't do it.

01:39:07.684 --> 01:39:07.926
You won't do it.

01:39:07.926 --> 01:39:08.661
No, I'm gonna fucking Stay out of the chair.

01:39:08.661 --> 01:39:08.893
Don't eat dog.

01:39:08.893 --> 01:39:09.457
We don't need to, kevin.

01:39:09.457 --> 01:39:10.583
This is God talking.

01:39:11.025 --> 01:39:11.770
And I'm trying to.

01:39:13.368 --> 01:39:14.029
Don't do it.

01:39:14.029 --> 01:39:14.932
That was a.

01:39:14.932 --> 01:39:15.775
That's a sin.

01:39:15.775 --> 01:39:17.925
That was the fastest you ever worked on that board.

01:39:17.925 --> 01:39:19.719
Oh my god.

01:39:19.859 --> 01:39:21.711
No, kevin, do it.

01:39:21.711 --> 01:39:22.921
Ha ha ha ha.

01:39:22.921 --> 01:39:26.154
Yeah, deal, sick fuck.

01:39:26.244 --> 01:39:29.114
Ha ha ha ha, you old sick, fuck Dude, I'd totally pee on you.

01:39:32.985 --> 01:39:34.310
I can tell we're getting close to the end.

01:39:35.734 --> 01:39:35.935
If you.

01:39:42.395 --> 01:39:45.140
Yo, you just said that so nonchalantly.

01:39:46.605 --> 01:39:48.291
Yeah, dude, but in all seriousness.

01:39:48.671 --> 01:39:49.875
I would fucking pee on you.

01:39:49.875 --> 01:39:50.586
You know what Yo?

01:39:50.586 --> 01:39:51.952
Quick start an OnlyFans.

01:39:51.952 --> 01:39:53.029
You can make some money on that.

01:39:53.104 --> 01:39:54.511
I don't know if you noticed, but I'd pee on you.

01:39:55.085 --> 01:39:55.707
Buy this video.

01:39:55.707 --> 01:39:56.871
Get episode 100 for free.

01:39:56.871 --> 01:39:57.975
You don't like totals?

01:40:01.966 --> 01:40:03.771
We have golden showers for hours.

01:40:03.872 --> 01:40:06.488
volume one Golden showers for hours.

01:40:06.529 --> 01:40:09.216
Volume one GS4H.

01:40:11.528 --> 01:40:13.930
Cold showers for hours.

01:40:13.930 --> 01:40:22.451
Bro, that's gonna be a new fucking shirt, that's gonna be a license plate, that's gonna be a phone case.

01:40:22.451 --> 01:40:32.896
Cold showers for hours, days Cold showers Four hours.

01:40:33.096 --> 01:40:34.078
That's like really funny.

01:40:38.694 --> 01:40:40.920
I still have to pee, Just saying man.

01:40:42.425 --> 01:40:44.292
Just saying I haven't peed myself in about 20 years.

01:40:44.926 --> 01:40:46.005
It's going to fucking happen tonight.

01:40:47.510 --> 01:40:52.768
Go to the bathroom, go ahead, or just pretend you're in a bedroom and piss on the wall.

01:40:52.969 --> 01:40:54.430
Oh my God, what time is it?

01:40:54.430 --> 01:40:56.533
It's 1020.

01:41:02.060 --> 01:41:02.520
He's got to go.

01:41:02.904 --> 01:41:05.292
He's got some prostate issues, I believe.

01:41:06.134 --> 01:41:06.735
It appears so.

01:41:08.872 --> 01:41:09.685
I think something's affecting him.

01:41:09.704 --> 01:41:12.064
Wow, we were up to five viewers and he was going to piss on you.

01:41:12.164 --> 01:41:13.109
Yeah, I think.

01:41:14.006 --> 01:41:18.574
They heard GS48, and they were like I'm about to tune in for this one.

01:41:18.574 --> 01:41:23.095
You're telling me I get to see that I don't got to be a twomper Golden showers for hours.

01:41:23.145 --> 01:41:25.832
I think that's the next personal ice, ice, yeah hours I think that's the next personal ice.

01:41:25.854 --> 01:41:26.073
ice is yeah.

01:41:26.073 --> 01:41:27.997
Well, that's definitely the title of this episode.

01:41:27.997 --> 01:41:33.712
So, ai, since you're listening and you're going to do the summary for the show, yes, for each.

01:41:33.712 --> 01:41:42.051
Gs for H will be the title of this fucking episode.

01:41:42.051 --> 01:41:43.127
Yeah Thanks, Alexa.

01:41:43.127 --> 01:41:47.012
Can you do the water spout thing after it to thank you?

01:41:47.012 --> 01:41:47.944
To water spout thing after it too, Thank you.

01:41:48.505 --> 01:41:52.355
The water spout thing Yellow in color if you have it.

01:41:58.166 --> 01:42:00.832
Oh, check, please, Check, please, I gotta go, I gotta go.

01:42:00.832 --> 01:42:08.337
Oh shit.

01:42:10.786 --> 01:42:12.353
We're all going to die tonight.

01:42:13.807 --> 01:42:14.914
Are you going to baseball tomorrow?

01:42:15.318 --> 01:42:21.387
Yeah, all right, satan's always around for a good game, playing with the balls and stuff.

01:42:21.387 --> 01:42:22.570
You know what I'm talking about.

01:42:22.570 --> 01:42:24.576
There he is.

01:42:24.796 --> 01:42:28.189
I do Fresh meat Ha ha, ha, ha, there he is.

01:42:28.189 --> 01:42:28.930
I do Fresh meat.

01:42:33.787 --> 01:42:37.506
Oh hey, kev, how was that?

01:42:37.506 --> 01:42:40.010
How does your body feel now?

01:42:40.010 --> 01:42:43.173
How does your body feel now?

01:42:43.173 --> 01:42:44.917
Did you get all that penis sound?

01:42:44.917 --> 01:42:46.599
Yeah, I did man.

01:42:46.599 --> 01:42:47.680
All right, bro, all right.

01:42:47.680 --> 01:42:52.938
If you guys want to listen, dial 1-888-222-GS48.

01:42:57.551 --> 01:42:58.574
All right, all right.

01:42:58.574 --> 01:42:59.617
What do you think, kev.

01:42:59.886 --> 01:43:00.930
We need some closing music.

01:43:01.565 --> 01:43:02.871
Yeah, we do, we do.

01:43:03.045 --> 01:43:04.358
Oh, we need to put on some R Kelly Singing in the rain, singing Right?

01:43:04.358 --> 01:43:04.878
Oh, we need to put on some R Kelly.

01:43:06.114 --> 01:43:08.988
Singing in the rain Right.

01:43:10.570 --> 01:43:14.078
I think R Kelly is, like you know, just desserts right now.

01:43:16.145 --> 01:43:18.009
I want to pee on you.

01:43:19.110 --> 01:43:34.591
We just need some weather techs and we'll be set oh yeah, so psyched over All season, Matt's in GHSs for hours.

01:43:34.591 --> 01:43:35.755
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:43:35.755 --> 01:43:38.648
All the fun, no mess, uh-huh Wow.

01:43:45.649 --> 01:43:47.533
That's awesome, but my body.

01:43:47.533 --> 01:44:00.317
My body Is telling me I love yellow flowers.

01:44:02.895 --> 01:44:06.649
But there is something that I I like most about you.

01:44:09.056 --> 01:44:09.438
Yeah.

01:44:12.707 --> 01:44:16.698
I don't see nothing wrong with golden showers.

01:44:17.948 --> 01:44:19.693
I don't see nothing wrong.

01:44:19.693 --> 01:44:23.630
Ow yeah With a little golden shower.

01:44:23.770 --> 01:44:26.796
With a little golden shower For an hour.

01:44:27.016 --> 01:44:29.841
I don't see nothing wrong For an hour Ow.

01:44:29.881 --> 01:44:39.835
Yeah hour, yeah, oh, my God Right.

01:44:39.835 --> 01:44:45.354
I haven't cried in a long time.

01:44:47.167 --> 01:44:48.993
That was funny, man Four hours.

01:44:50.149 --> 01:44:51.023
My fucking face hurts.

01:44:52.109 --> 01:44:54.005
Satan came in singing bump and grind.

01:44:54.005 --> 01:44:57.573
I don't see nothing wrong.

01:44:57.573 --> 01:45:00.511
Wow, that was just fucking good.

01:45:00.511 --> 01:45:03.231
Well, I mean, that's how you close out a show.

01:45:03.231 --> 01:45:06.673
Yeah, that's an hour and 46 minutes, no edits.

01:45:06.673 --> 01:45:08.389
We're going with all the racist comments we can.

01:45:08.389 --> 01:45:11.595
Might as well, we're not racist.

01:45:13.085 --> 01:45:15.408
No, we hate everyone.

01:45:15.448 --> 01:45:15.748
Equally.

01:45:17.490 --> 01:45:25.621
True, sometimes myself, me too, myself, not you Myself, but you sometimes.

01:45:30.667 --> 01:45:33.475
Just remember you gotta bring back the words pussy faggot and retard.

01:45:33.475 --> 01:45:34.317
All right, jesus.

01:45:34.317 --> 01:45:35.900
All right, bring it back.

01:45:35.900 --> 01:45:38.993
All right, once again, ladies and gentlemen, you were late on the beat button on that one.

01:45:39.012 --> 01:45:42.805
Yeah, uh if you guys haven't heard yet, we got to come back with pussy faggot.

01:45:42.805 --> 01:45:43.226
And what?

01:45:43.226 --> 01:45:46.250
Retard and retard back in the tard.

01:45:46.250 --> 01:45:49.514
Retard and retard back in Tard or tart.

01:45:49.514 --> 01:45:50.756
Retard, retard.

01:45:51.537 --> 01:45:51.676
Da.

01:45:51.716 --> 01:45:54.720
Yeah, da, da, yeah, okay, and pussy Retard.

01:45:55.001 --> 01:45:55.301
Pussy.

01:45:55.301 --> 01:45:58.555
I don't think pussy is one that you can't say oh no.

01:45:58.945 --> 01:46:00.211
You cannot say pussy anymore.

01:46:00.471 --> 01:46:01.585
No, you can, it's more.

01:46:01.805 --> 01:46:06.292
I mean you can say it, but they throw you off the football field.

01:46:06.654 --> 01:46:10.849
I think I'd get a worse reaction if I hit somebody with the See.

01:46:10.849 --> 01:46:12.096
I feel like I can't even say it.

01:46:12.096 --> 01:46:13.064
That's how programmed.

01:46:13.083 --> 01:46:14.286
I am, you can say it on this show.

01:46:15.166 --> 01:46:16.027
Retard, I can say it.

01:46:16.027 --> 01:46:34.618
I just said it Hard R Okay, hard, I mean, it was wasn't it.

01:46:34.838 --> 01:46:37.760
It just looked like you let so much weight off your shoulders.

01:46:37.779 --> 01:46:38.900
You're like retard.

01:46:38.900 --> 01:46:40.362
I've been programmed for years.

01:46:40.362 --> 01:46:41.363
You feel better now.

01:46:41.523 --> 01:46:43.568
Yeah, you know what's funny.

01:46:43.568 --> 01:46:46.157
The correct term is retarded American, retarded American.

01:46:46.176 --> 01:46:48.524
Okay, r-race, we didn't know that in the third Retarded American Okay, our race, our race.

01:46:48.524 --> 01:46:51.130
Yeah, we didn't know that in the third grade Kev.

01:46:51.331 --> 01:46:52.935
Yeah, Okay.

01:46:54.158 --> 01:46:54.905
What In?

01:46:54.926 --> 01:46:56.451
the third grade, it was just retard.

01:46:57.172 --> 01:46:59.471
All right, the wheels are falling off Today man.

01:46:59.471 --> 01:47:01.100
Matthew, today it's retarded.

01:47:01.203 --> 01:47:01.404
American.

01:47:01.404 --> 01:47:02.952
No, I want to live back in the day.

01:47:04.985 --> 01:47:05.747
What is back in the day?

01:47:05.747 --> 01:47:08.636
What in the day?

01:47:08.636 --> 01:47:09.399
What is back in the day?

01:47:09.399 --> 01:47:09.640
What year?

01:47:10.625 --> 01:47:10.806
Give me a.

01:47:10.806 --> 01:47:12.162
You were still swimming around your father's testicles.

01:47:12.181 --> 01:47:13.810
I didn't even know if you were swimming.

01:47:14.685 --> 01:47:15.649
What year were you born?

01:47:15.649 --> 01:47:16.351
95.

01:47:16.351 --> 01:47:16.987
95.

01:47:16.987 --> 01:47:19.234
Oh my God, Great year.

01:47:19.234 --> 01:47:24.177
That was two years after I graduated high school.

01:47:24.225 --> 01:47:25.154
It was a lot of fun.

01:47:25.154 --> 01:47:27.961
95 was actually a lot of fun, yeah actually a lot of fun.

01:47:27.980 --> 01:47:28.243
Yeah, it was.

01:47:28.243 --> 01:47:29.970
Yeah, dude, that's so much acid.

01:47:30.511 --> 01:47:36.490
Oh my God, so much acid in 95, man, there was a lot of things going on, yeah, yeah.

01:47:39.506 --> 01:47:40.368
Yeah, I missed that one.

01:47:40.368 --> 01:47:41.452
Yeah, man.

01:47:41.773 --> 01:47:44.427
Yeah, so much acid.

01:47:45.791 --> 01:47:48.898
Hey, remember me.

01:47:51.787 --> 01:47:55.472
Hey little Kev remember me, we used to do acid, hey.

01:47:59.046 --> 01:48:00.552
I feel like I'm still in the same spot, hey.

01:48:03.945 --> 01:48:05.652
How many years have gone by what?

01:48:09.786 --> 01:48:10.470
What year is it?

01:48:12.046 --> 01:48:15.472
It's been 28 years In the closet.

01:48:15.472 --> 01:48:19.631
Play the music, play the music, play the music.

01:48:19.631 --> 01:48:23.890
He took one tab of acid, oh no, how long have I been in?

01:48:23.909 --> 01:48:25.729
here how many times was the house sold?

01:48:25.729 --> 01:48:28.703
What, oh, I can't wait until the many times was the house sold.

01:48:28.722 --> 01:48:28.923
What, oh, oh.

01:48:28.923 --> 01:48:33.791
I can't wait until the next person buys this house and I walk in and be like what the fuck happened in this room.

01:48:35.585 --> 01:48:36.729
Somebody was saying the R word, oh.

01:48:41.786 --> 01:48:43.011
I had to think about it for a minute.

01:48:44.466 --> 01:48:45.752
Grissom from CSI comes in.

01:48:45.752 --> 01:48:47.479
They got to bring a medium down here.

01:48:47.479 --> 01:48:48.005
What do you think it is?

01:48:49.126 --> 01:48:52.153
I'm gonna be from the looks like, yeah, the splatter.

01:48:52.828 --> 01:48:59.529
I'm gonna say we got a fantasy football trophy, yeah, and I'm gonna guess we got a still From all the splatter over here.

01:48:59.570 --> 01:49:00.806
somebody said the word retard.

01:49:00.988 --> 01:49:06.314
Yeah, the medium's gonna come in this room and he's like I feel a lot of bourbon and I'm dumber.

01:49:06.975 --> 01:49:08.278
Somebody peed a lot.

01:49:12.408 --> 01:49:13.873
What seems like for hours.

01:49:13.984 --> 01:49:15.972
There's a lot of urine in the right corner.

01:49:15.972 --> 01:49:17.988
Yeah, why does it smell?

01:49:18.007 --> 01:49:22.091
like fresh floor mats in here it smells like fucking human kitty litter.

01:49:22.453 --> 01:49:27.130
Oh no, jesus, are you seriously?

01:49:27.149 --> 01:49:29.015
walking over to there and just pissing in the corner.

01:49:30.006 --> 01:49:31.011
Oh no, that's not what they were doing.

01:49:31.011 --> 01:49:33.231
I'm sorry, pat, that's the bedroom.

01:49:34.725 --> 01:49:35.948
Why is he using the fresh scoop?

01:49:35.948 --> 01:49:37.675
What the fuck.

01:49:40.328 --> 01:49:41.813
Have you shit in the cat litter box yet?

01:49:42.947 --> 01:49:52.658
No, just checking Valid question Listen, if somebody ever shit in a litter box, you're something fucked up.

01:49:52.885 --> 01:49:58.238
There is a guy out there that thinks that I took a shit on the hood of his car and on his dog's Frisbee.

01:50:01.506 --> 01:50:04.293
He thinks to this day that I did it but, it wasn't me.

01:50:04.635 --> 01:50:08.085
I just thought it was funny, so is it someone you would want to do that?

01:50:08.225 --> 01:50:09.270
No, like I don't know the guy.

01:50:10.166 --> 01:50:11.149
Oh, and it's, it's a.

01:50:11.208 --> 01:50:12.832
It's a friend of a friend and they love somebody.

01:50:12.832 --> 01:50:13.855
They pick you out of a lineup.

01:50:13.855 --> 01:50:16.231
No, so they they love to mess with this guy.

01:50:16.231 --> 01:50:17.791
They were like, hey, this just happened to him.

01:50:17.791 --> 01:50:25.371
You should say that, like you were out one day and you took a shit on someone's car and and then he's going to be like, oh, what kind of car was it?

01:50:25.371 --> 01:50:25.891
Can you imagine?

01:50:25.952 --> 01:50:26.692
And then he was going to say it.

01:50:26.692 --> 01:50:29.234
No, the other friend is do you want to know, or really send him over the edge?

01:50:29.234 --> 01:50:31.896
Yeah, shit on his dog's Frisbee.

01:50:32.157 --> 01:50:33.757
So I start telling this story.

01:50:33.757 --> 01:50:35.119
That's personal man.

01:50:35.119 --> 01:50:49.298
Yeah, someone didn't like him, but I mean, it wasn't me Like seriously'm telling a story.

01:50:49.298 --> 01:50:50.140
I'm like, yeah, I was driving around.

01:50:50.284 --> 01:50:51.367
Do you know those two are dating now.

01:50:51.367 --> 01:50:53.671
Who Did you know that?

01:50:53.890 --> 01:50:55.113
Momoa yeah.

01:50:55.132 --> 01:50:57.055
Stop, fuck you dude.

01:50:57.076 --> 01:50:58.257
Oh my God, stop.

01:50:58.257 --> 01:51:01.568
Oh my God, don't make me pay attention to this shit.

01:51:01.688 --> 01:51:04.492
You're going to be getting those people magazines.

01:51:04.492 --> 01:51:06.314
You're going to get reading people magazines.

01:51:06.354 --> 01:51:10.479
He gave you the really you want to poop in my pillow?

01:51:12.545 --> 01:51:14.998
I'm going to Google this shit and I'm going to be bombarded with fucking links.

01:51:14.998 --> 01:51:17.810
You click the links to it.

01:51:17.850 --> 01:51:20.987
I don't know if you noticed that's the only way you get to the bottom of the story.

01:51:20.987 --> 01:51:22.313
Don't click the only things.

01:51:22.313 --> 01:51:25.126
The one that says it'll cause a virus.

01:51:25.166 --> 01:51:25.685
No way.

01:51:25.685 --> 01:51:27.127
Dude the one that says it'll cause a virus no way dude.

01:51:27.148 --> 01:51:28.168
No way, yeah, no way.

01:51:28.189 --> 01:51:36.417
I believe so no way, maybe, no, I think so, dude, she took a dump with him in the pool.

01:51:36.417 --> 01:51:37.378
That's hot.

01:51:37.378 --> 01:51:48.110
No way, no, no, yeah, that's a man, that's a fucking Well, she Like dude, dude, I don't care, like dude, I don't care.

01:51:48.110 --> 01:51:50.194
That's BS4H who you are Like.

01:51:50.194 --> 01:51:51.537
That's a Nope.

01:51:52.824 --> 01:51:54.127
No, GS4H, bro.

01:51:54.127 --> 01:51:56.555
That's what it is With some poop.

01:51:57.155 --> 01:51:57.676
With some poop.

01:51:57.676 --> 01:52:01.710
The brown fish, that's what he called it.

01:52:01.710 --> 01:52:04.152
Right, she called it the brown fish, what?

01:52:04.152 --> 01:52:11.054
What that's no brown fish.

01:52:11.054 --> 01:52:12.863
What that's no brown fish.

01:52:12.863 --> 01:52:13.930
That shit was great.

01:52:15.706 --> 01:52:17.011
All right, we got to close this shit out.

01:52:17.011 --> 01:52:19.791
Whoa easy, easy.

01:52:19.791 --> 01:52:22.006
What do you want to close that with?

01:52:24.329 --> 01:52:33.332
I don't know Linkin Park, how about some Linkin Park?

01:52:33.332 --> 01:52:38.371
It starts with Go out with a bang.

01:52:38.451 --> 01:52:38.813
I like it.

01:52:39.947 --> 01:52:40.590
Like that song.

01:52:40.590 --> 01:52:43.488
Uh-huh, that's a cool song.

01:52:43.488 --> 01:52:51.962
Give me a second Good drums Guitar, that's a cool song.

01:52:51.981 --> 01:52:52.302
Give me a song.

01:52:52.302 --> 01:52:52.744
Good drums guitar.

01:52:52.744 --> 01:53:07.104
Yeah, it starts with golden charms.

01:53:07.104 --> 01:53:08.729
It starts with I don't know why.

01:53:08.810 --> 01:53:10.085
It doesn't even matter how hard you try.

01:53:10.085 --> 01:53:11.322
Keep that in mind.

01:53:11.322 --> 01:53:15.436
I just wanted to explain to you All, I know.

01:53:15.786 --> 01:53:26.579
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on one of our funniest episodes we've had in a long time Our new number one fan, and I wouldn't mind having him as a co-host every weekend.

01:53:26.579 --> 01:53:30.471
Go right out the window, johnny Boom.

01:53:30.572 --> 01:53:32.996
Johnny Boom Number one fan and I wouldn't mind having him as a co-host every weekend, Johnny.

01:53:33.015 --> 01:53:35.099
Boom, johnny Boom, you don't have to bring gifts every week, but you can join us Okay.

01:53:35.118 --> 01:53:37.143
Yeah, I was going to say I'm going to run out of cigars real quick.

01:53:37.143 --> 01:53:40.530
No, you do a reach around Reach around next week.

01:53:40.530 --> 01:53:55.301
Oh, okay, only fans, see you there you dare.

01:53:55.944 --> 01:53:58.145
What we do in life echoes in eternity.

01:54:25.395 --> 01:54:38.180
See you next time.

01:54:40.020 --> 01:54:40.500
I need a smokey.