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The news feels like it’s written to keep you tense, and we lean straight into that feeling. We start with war anxiety and geopolitical tension, including Iran threats, fears about sleeper cells, and how fast “worst case” scenarios spread when nobody trusts the official story. From there we spiral into the bigger question that hangs over everything: if the world is this unstable, who is actually benefiting from it?

Oil prices and energy markets become our next rabbit hole. We talk about why conflict can send crude higher, why global chokepoints still matter even when the U.S. produces a ton of oil, and how market timing starts to look suspicious when politicians and insiders always seem to be ahead of the curve. That thread turns into a loud, unfiltered argument about political corruption, lobbying, Epstein-related mistrust, and why term limits and accountability keep getting talked about but never seem to arrive.

And because we’re us, the heavy stuff never stays heavy for long. We bounce into TikTok live weirdness, algorithm-fueled outrage, AI fears about systems getting beyond human control, and then the kind of stories you only tell with friends: buying meat in bulk, half-cow freezer math, Vegas benders, and gambling decisions that look insane in daylight. If you like comedy podcasts that mix current events, conspiracy talk, oil and war analysis, AI anxiety, and zero-polish honesty, you’ll feel right at home.

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Chapters

00:00 - Cold Open And Voice Intros

03:50 - Studio Banter With Big Billy

08:53 - Iran Threats And Sleeper Cells

13:24 - Oil Prices And Political Trades

17:59 - Border Security And Trafficking Claims

24:14 - Buying Meat In Bulk

27:59 - Old Comedy And TikTok Culture

34:44 - Furries Fetishes And Internet Brain Rot

44:44 - AI Anxiety And Nuclear Buttons

53:58 - Party Stories And Smuggling To Vegas

01:00:04 - Vegas Bender And High-Roller Losses

01:14:44 - Corruption Epstein Files And Term Limits

01:22:34 - Bathroom Remodel Delays And New Puppy

01:31:24 - Censorship Rants And Music Takedowns

01:38:24 - The Drunk Guest Story And Wrap

Transcript
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Brilliant.

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The idea guy.

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In this corner.

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Unpredictable.

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Unstoppable.

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I got a filter.

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And finally.

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Fire up on Friday.

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We gotta get out of camera here.

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You don't want to adjust the camera.

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Well, I gotta adjust my team.

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Emerging from the depths of the creative underworld.

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Oh, we're going two intros?

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Double intro.

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I didn't realize that first one was that short.

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Boy, what an ovation for this.

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And finally, it's great.

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The architect of this disorder.

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The ringleader of this dysfunctional family picnic.

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Bonnie Flame!

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Let's go.

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It's too nonchalant.

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I like his voice though.

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That's too nonchalant.

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No, no.

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So the let's go.

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Like, the let's go needs to pop more.

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But his voice was great.

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Wow.

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Yeah, I like the voice.

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Yeah.

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It's kind of what we said about Kevin when he first got on microphone.

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Yeah.

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That's what drew you guys in.

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I got hard the first time I drew on the microphone.

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I remember gonna lie.

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I remember you got the ladies from Jersey and they liked Kevin's voice.

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Hey, Kathy.

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Hey, Kathy.

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Haven't had a return phone call since.

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Yeah, no.

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I thought maybe I get like a Facebook message or something.

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Maybe a friend request or something.

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No, then.

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No.

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Nothing.

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No, no.

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No, just a restraining one.

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I was saying.

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Nothing crazy.

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Well, at least it's acknowledged.

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Sir, sir.

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How many times have you said that?

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Oh, that's not stalking.

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Hey Yamber!

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That's not stalking.

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Oh my god.

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It was hilarious, though.

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It was actually uh that was a good time.

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That was and we figured it out.

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They were uh they were on the wrong.

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That's surprising.

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Well, on the wrong about what?

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Uh, because they were like blaming us for I mean I got I understand I can understand where the the blame comes because we are not tech savvy.

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And we couldn't hear we couldn't hear their microphone.

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We're getting there, we'll call you back.

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So I was like, oh fuck it, let me test it out one day.

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So I tested it out the other day, and there's a fucking if you scroll up a little bit, it says click fucking phone microphone so they can hear you through the thing.

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Oh but no, we look like assholes.

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You know, you learn a new thing every day.

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No, you don't.

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I forget six things and learn one.

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Yeah, bitches.

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No.

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It is what it is.

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So, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another fine episode of The Take It Deep Show.

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Um, I don't know if you've noticed uh whoever's watching right now how how uh I'm kinda on this armrest over here, avoiding this whole area over here.

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I'm not feeling low in the love seat.

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It is hard to love you in the love seat.

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I mean, Billy looks comfortable.

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You look a little like Billy's comfortable.

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Billy's looking his hog's out, he's ready to go.

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I was gonna say, straight up.

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Will you two have a problem if Billy takes his dick out and puts it on your pants?

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I would have a problem with that.

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No one's worried about what you're doing.

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I would have a problem with that.

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What are you gonna do with it?

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No, how about Billy gives Kevin a Roman war helmet?

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No, we're not we're not like that.

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What's a Roman war helmet on?

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Uh when the guy's sack is on the forehead and the shaft is down the middle.

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Yeah, I can't believe you've never heard that.

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You never heard that?

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No, because I've Shut the fuck up, Billy.

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I know because I have a whole shitload of things I put out there.

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Yeah, I didn't see that one.

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Oh, dude.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, that's a good one.

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Dude, I would have thought something like that happened at like fucking football camp.

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Yeah.

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Or you could just stand up and tap his tap his head in the spot.

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Little tappy tappy.

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So big big Billy uh came to visit the studio today.

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Um you think the new digs?

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I like it.

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I like it.

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It's cozy.

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Right?

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It's a little more comfortable than the previous setup.

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I think it is.

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He's been on a few times.

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Yeah, he's got a good each time splendid.

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Splendid.

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No, no controversy anytime about that.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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There'll probably be controversial.

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At which point we'll hijack the show.

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There's gonna, I'm telling you right now, I'm gonna give you guys a couple of red flags I feel coming on.

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There's gonna be a racial slur somewhere or somehow, but it's not gonna be in derogatory manner.

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So we're gonna have fun with this.

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It's all for entertainment purposes, right?

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This is for laughing.

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Like we say that and we're all good, right?

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Um Can you get that?

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Can we write that down, send it to the lawyer so we can get that in disclaimer?

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No, isn't that what everybody says on their on their videos?

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Yeah, just TikToks and shit like this for entertainment purses, purposes.

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Purses.

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For purses whenever they're talking about something uh controversial, you know?

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Controversial.

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Controversial.

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Um like San Isan Jockey acceptable?

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That's rough.

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Here we go.

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That's it's not too bad.

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It's not the worst.

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Goat fucker.

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I mean, that could apply to many.

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True.

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Did you ever you ever see that uh it's very true?

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That scene, that scene that in um in the the the fucking series with with Dennis Leary uh as a firefighter?

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Oh my god, why am I forgetting this?

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911.

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No.

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Um Rescue 911.

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Rescue 911.

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Uh Rescue Me.

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Rescue Me.

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Rescue Me.

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Um Goodwork, good teamwork.

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Good teamwork, fellas.

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I don't know where I was going with that.

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What was I where was I going with that?

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Dennis Leary, go ahead.

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You ever see that?

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Oh, you ever see that that scene where they're taking um like sensitivity and like harassment course, and all you hear is spic, whopp.

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Uh they're going back and forth.

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No, how come I say the good one?

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The classics.

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Say the good one.

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The end bomb.

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Oh.

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Oh, yeah.

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And that was mentioned too, but I'm not.

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I can't.

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What?

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What you oh I don't know why I can say that one now either.

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But nowadays, I'm sitting there thinking I can say it.

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You said digger wrong.

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I said digger.

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You know what?

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Like, no, I have to second guess my decision of bringing you here.

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It's ridiculous.

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Well, now I feel here.

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Well, that's okay.

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That's what I was trying to mention earlier, is I'm hugging this right side.

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I'm concerned for myself if I cross over this center line.

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Do you want the vibe?

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You ever see a fucking Venus flytrap just come, you know.

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I don't think your dick will fit on Billy's leg.

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I'm scared for I'm right now, I'm like a scared turtle because he does.

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It's it's awkward.

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It's awkward.

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That's right.

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Just wait.

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Stop that.

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Don't ever do that again.

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I will fucking kill you, Billy.

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There's there's certainly one alpha.

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I don't care how fucking big you are, you big monkey.

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I will fucking kill you.

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So the more and more I see it, all right.

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This is the world we live in today, unfortunately.

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And it's not a good one.

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It's not.

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I there's times I wake up, I I know it it's a simulation.

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I'm just going with it.

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Go with the flow.

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Same thing over and over again.

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It's gonna be the Truman show.

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We're gonna walk into the fucking horizon, hit a wall.

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It's all fucking live TV.

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Lay it out, fat Neo.

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Yeah.

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Thanks, man.

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I love that.

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Actually, I do like that.

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I do like it.

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Who are you?

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Fat Neo, motherfucker.

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Yeah, I like that.

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I'm gonna accept that.

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See?

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Then I'm gonna become a.

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I didn't mean it derogatory.

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A little bit.

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PH A T.

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So the more and more stuff I've seen in the past week, based upon what's going on in Iran, um, Alex Jones, you know, big time conspiracy theorist, but he has been pretty much so so called.

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Yeah, he's been pretty much right with everything.

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And he gets this information months and or years before it's it's in fruition.

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Yeah.

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And I'm like, who is his information guy that knows this?

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Yeah, honestly, who cares?

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Like, keep him anonymous.

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Oh keep the info coming.

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But there's threats from Iran.

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Well, first of all, let's let's back up a little bit.

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There's close to 30,000 Iranian sleeper cells that are unaccounted for.

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In the United States.

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Within the US.

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How do they get that number?

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I don't know.

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That's why I'm like, why so specific?

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Like if they if they have a number, how are they unaccounted for?

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Because we got a little bit of a list.

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You figure that yeah, you're yeah, you have a number if that means they know where they all are.

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Right.

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And then actually Or they knew where they were.

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Right.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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Something.

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They knew something.

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So they're not really unaccounted for.

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Or did they?

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I mean, I trust our government unequivocally.

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Check police.

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They would never lie to us about anything.

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Now, like, you wonder what kills me is like, because we've like the whole like support for Trump being in office.

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Listen, I'd I'd rather have him than anybody else to be honest with you.

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But there have been some questionable things that he's decided to go through with that has been pretty much detrimental to a lot of shit that's going on within the US.

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And I'm like, why is um Nanyahoo always around?

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They told the US that they're going to bomb Iran.

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It's gonna happen this night, and it's either you're with us or you're not.

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If you're not, we will tend to probably use nuclear weapons on them.

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Unless you help us.

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So Israel strong arms the US to get involved into the fucking war.

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What do we get out of it?

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We don't get anything out of it.

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That's what I'm saying.

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What's what's the reason we're even getting fucking involved in it?

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It's the fucking oil.

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Money.

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Oh, it's the money.

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It's the yeah, it's definitely fucking money.

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There's there's gotta be there's definitely something else going on.

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Because here's what I don't understand.

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We just took over Venezuela, correct?

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So there's I don't think we I don't think we took it over.

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I totally forgot about it.

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Yeah, but but but I mean but but I mean as far as we were there.

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As far as as far as they co- We did something.

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As far as them cooperating with us, we have access to their crude, if I'm not mistaken.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So then why is it then, and we only get what is it, only like five percent of our oil comes from Iran or something like that?

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It's not it's not like a huge amount, but I know.

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Okay, so timeout.

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Like the U.S.

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is an exporter of oil.

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Like we produce enough oil to sustain ourselves.

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Right.

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Number one.

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Go on.

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We yeah.

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So yeah, that being said, we shouldn't have to we shouldn't have to bother with anybody else in general.

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Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And then so then, okay, so we have a cheddar.

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The Iran, the Iran thing going on, okay.

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So we have, like Kevin said, we have our own shit, so why don't we just use ours?

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And then then Venezuela's working with us, so we can get oil from them.

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Why are we worried about the Strait of Hamous?

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Or the whatever is that's that's the name of it?

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That channel controls Hermuz.

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Hermuz.

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But it controls that.

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That's the world.

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But I said we can independently operate on our own.

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So and that's I think that's the overall question.

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Like, if we can do it, it is I don't know, it's not it's not humanitarian.

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Don't even tell us.

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No, I guess it's it's because everybody's hand is in the fucking cookie jar.

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Right.

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Yes, everybody is getting paid at each fucking level, no matter what.

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The fact that you have the money of like, listen, I'm gonna give you$150,000.

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Uh, what you're gonna do is we're gonna make up a story about blah, blah, blah.

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It's everybody's fucking This is where politics is all bullshit.

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I don't trust any politician anymore.

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And it's all the same.

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I don't care what side of the aisle you're on.

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Same bird.

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This is all about money.

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And there's certain people getting paid today that are gonna come back and owe a favor later.

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Yeah.

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And that's all this is.

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What would I like a list of I would like a list of the countries that import oil only that don't export oil at all.

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I wanna I I would like a list of those countries.

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There's gonna be little countries.

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Um it's probably like China.

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This hurts China, you know, like this operation hurts China.

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Who are the biggest things?

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Like, who are the big importers of oil?

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Because those are the people that are driving up the cost of oil.

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You know, it's not that, you know, you know what I mean?

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What's it what's that a barrel now?

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Because last week it was at$84.

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Oh, it's over a hundred.

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Yeah, I think it's buy it a buck twenty this morning.

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It's at least.

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And that's but here's the thing.

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The reason for that is people within the government knows this is going to happen.

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So what are they gonna do?

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They're gonna invest money of their own.

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Oh, dude, I knew this was gonna happen.

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Like as soon as it happened, you knew all those it's military company.

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It's probably gonna spike at like 145.

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I don't think it'll break 150.

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Like it'll spike around one high 140s and it'll go back down as soon as this straightens out.

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You know, what's what's Pelosi trading?

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Because that'll tell you exactly where the money flows.

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Well, there's a website, there's an actual app for that.

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Yes, there is.

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I'm actually it's uh I'm thinking about jumping onto it just to fucking throw some money in there and see what the fuck happens with it.

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Dude, you you could buy oil right now and you you'll still make a killing.

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Like it's gonna go to almost 150.

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Of course it is.

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Dude, I had a dude, I had a dude, uh, my old um um operations manager, Steven, the gay kid.

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He during like his breaks and everything, he had he was really good at market stuff.

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He was day trading, he showed me something, and I'm sitting there, he's like, he starts like a box, he's like, This is this.

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I was like, what's that?

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And he explains the possibility of this happening and blah blah blah.

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And then this is this.

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Oh, you see this peak over here?

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It's gonna predict over here that it's gonna go up.

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So this is when we buy.

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And he makes fucking dough.

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He he's like, I'll put in 500 bucks, I'll see what it does for the day, pull it out.

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If I lose it, I lose it.

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Whatever I make, I invest more in.

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Yeah.

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Like I wish I had money to invest in oil because investing in penny stock.

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My brain like my brain was melting because I was trying to understand it, like the graphs and shit.

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For people who fucking do that, no, uh that's why it's like a high, isn't it?

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A highly suicide rate as a fucking Yeah.

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Yeah, if you lose a shit, you're literally dying on the edge.

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No, maybe I should be that then.

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When you're really doing it, it's fucking millions of dollars.

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It's no one's not five hundred, it's not a thousand, it's not five thousand.

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You're fucking around with millions of dollars.

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No, and you're either walking away with millions or you're fucked in the ass.

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Like Pat's gonna be in a little while.

00:16:11.470 --> 00:16:13.710
Well, when you said that, I was like, Billy.

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I puckered up.

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So it's a little scary over here.

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But the the big thing, the scary thing of the whole thing uh of the whole war going on and whatnot, is the chitter chatter of possible possible nuclear missiles being launched.

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As long as they stay in the Middle East, who cares?

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Yeah.

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Well, there's been threats upon the US from Iran now.

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They can't reach us.

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Of course they are.

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But they they can't reach us.

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But did you see Iran?

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If they can reach us, it's from somebody.

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But you gotta you gotta you're forgetting them.

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Thirty thousand missing supposedly supposedly cells.

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Yeah, but Iran is all Iran is also thrown.

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Oh, so you're talking like dirty bomb.

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Like you're talking like dirty bomb.

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I didn't see that happening.

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Reason why not like ICBM.

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No, no.

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Right.

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Reason why I think that is I think ever since after 9-11, there there's been a time where everybody feels so fucking safe.

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Right?

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And that it's not safe.

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Who?

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Yeah, who like after 9-11?

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After 9-11?

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Oh, you felt safe after 9-11.

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After 9-11, like when they put the necessary whatever fucking precautions in.

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But we have now since 9-11, bro.

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But I'm saying authority-wise, has it like how the police can't arrest people.

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So people are gonna be fucking doing and going over and fucking creating as much as a riot as possible, but nothing ever gets done about it.

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Well, again, I I hate to say this, but 9-11 was done by the Americans.

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But I know this.

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Well, I don't know if it that that, but I do believe over the past few years, some of our security um you know procedures aren't the whole border thing when you're gonna be able to do it.

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Like that's nuts.

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When you think about what what happened and what they let in, and the amount of fucking children with blind eyes, just like well, and then we we get called like you know, like it was tickets to a music festival.

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You know, just come on in.

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Yeah, you know, you know, the and we're and we're racist or Islamophobes or all this shit, but it's it's true.

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Even though 9-11 was probably definitely America knew about it, there's no doubt about that.

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Like you remember the video of that guy, oh you're gonna know who I am, like the the guy coming in over the border.

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Oh yeah, yeah, right?

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Yeah, and he was a fucking high-ranking uh he was a high-ranking dude in the fucking cartel.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And he was he was he was oh he they I believe they got him.

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But this motherfucker was a a prime like killing machine.

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Yeah, cart.

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He's on a list.

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Yeah.

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And he's literally told a dude who was videoing him, he's like, Yo, you'll know who I am.

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And a couple days later he gets snatched up.

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Yeah, but like those people crossing the border, and like not all of them made videos.

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I would like I would like to propose I would like to propose the same wood chipper for these people coming over the border as we use for the well, no one's coming over now, man.

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They haven't come over in a long time.

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Nope, not for a hot minute.

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Yeah, it's uh I'm sure actually no, I take that back.

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I'm sure there are.

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It's just not as free and easy as it was.

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No, I I think like um Oh, I still I still think there's fucking containers of fucking illegals.

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I still think fucking illegals are fucking built.

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Dude, containers, how about that place in Westchester, dude?

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Fuck dude, could could fuck you.

00:19:59.869 --> 00:20:02.829
Speaking about containers of people, what about that place in Westchester?

00:20:02.990 --> 00:20:04.909
Oh, that so did you hear about this?

00:20:05.069 --> 00:20:05.789
Is that legit?

00:20:06.029 --> 00:20:10.429
No, yeah, the it's that's actually an older story because they just got they just got convicted.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it was like last year, like a year and a half ago.

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To do real estate company who uh dealt with mansions down in Westchester.

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Somebody uh it was um a young it was it was like an HVAC guy going in on a repair to this like estate.

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So this gigantic like$13 million estate in Westchester.

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I forget what town it was, Scarsdale or whatever.

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Scarsdale Rye, one of them.

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Um house was huge.

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But uh when he did his thing, like he he noticed like this steel door with like a electronic fucking numbered padlock looking like it was on Star Trek looking thing, you know.

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And he thought he heard voices and he went to the cops and shit.

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Went to the cops.

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Well, actually went to the FBI, you know.

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The FBI was intrigued by it and they surveyed him for a month.

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Like an investigation and stuff, and and then bang that like over four hundred four hundred fucking kids.

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People in a basement, like just like trafficked.

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Get the fuck.

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Yeah.

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And they were brought there, I believe it was brought by West Real.

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It was a real estate company doing that.

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Do you think any of them were on the any of them were on those planes that were flying in here when fucking they were letting them in over the border?

00:21:27.789 --> 00:21:28.349
Remember those stories?

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Oh yeah.

00:21:29.949 --> 00:21:31.549
The night flights in the white in the white planes?

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Like that could be a real thing.

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That could be a connection.

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We just fly in midnight so no one sees.

00:21:35.869 --> 00:21:36.829
Well, why is that?

00:21:37.389 --> 00:21:38.349
Nobody sees.

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That's it.

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And nobody noticed all these people either.

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Maybe they're in the middle of the day.

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Fuck you in your sarcasm, Billy.

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You know.

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I'll think you who tough you are.

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Can you not touch me?

00:21:49.549 --> 00:21:50.669
Please stop touching me.

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No, come on.

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Come on, Billy.

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Uncomfortable as it is.

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You should have a conversation with Satan, is what you should have.

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Hey, L.

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You ever watch movies with gladiators?

00:22:01.949 --> 00:22:04.349
I can't I can't see your head because it's in your shoulders.

00:22:04.829 --> 00:22:05.230
What?

00:22:05.470 --> 00:22:06.669
You ever watch movies right now?

00:22:07.949 --> 00:22:08.109
Sure.

00:22:10.909 --> 00:22:11.869
Speaking of turtles.

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Phil, put your thumb.

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Put your thumb in his mouth.

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Go like this.

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Real quick.

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See if that works.

00:22:20.349 --> 00:22:23.869
But the see how we go to Albuquerque and then we come back to the series.

00:22:24.029 --> 00:22:25.389
So God, we are the like.

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But we are the only podcast that will call you back.

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Remember that.

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Nice.

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All right.

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At the end of the day.

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Are you is anybody concerned at all?

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Do you have any um do you think anything as extreme as a nuclear bomb andor uh you know, dirty bomb or sleeper cell fucking mass shooting?

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Can you see that happening?

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100%.

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Yes.

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Not so much a nuclear bomb.

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I can see dirty bombs and mass shootings and shit.

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So there's already happening.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And these people, these people are getting more and more brazen.

00:23:03.629 --> 00:23:04.189
You're right?

00:23:05.629 --> 00:23:08.429
Is he wearing suspenders to keep up his pants?

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Did you see suspenders?

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I don't know.

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With the clips?

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I know.

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He walks around.

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It looks like a baby gorilla's ass.

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He's always had that ass.

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Shelf ass.

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With like tight pants.

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His nuts must be killing him.

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Did you hear did you hear him shit?

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You good?

00:23:30.029 --> 00:23:30.669
You alright?

00:23:32.509 --> 00:23:33.629
What happened?

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When dad calls when I tell him I'm going to do a show.

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Oh shit.

00:23:40.269 --> 00:23:42.429
You gotta answer the phone just in case.

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What was it for?

00:23:44.750 --> 00:23:46.829
It was something super important, Pat.

00:23:47.629 --> 00:23:49.389
What's the Wi-Fi password?

00:23:49.549 --> 00:23:50.990
I got a new phone.

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I'm picking up.

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Do we have uh we have those those sponges with the scrubbers on the back?

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Where are those?

00:24:01.069 --> 00:24:02.589
Did you eat the Genoa?

00:24:02.750 --> 00:24:04.029
I'm looking for the Genoa.

00:24:04.109 --> 00:24:05.069
It's not there.

00:24:05.629 --> 00:24:07.389
I know I had more mutts than this.

00:24:07.709 --> 00:24:09.149
He fucking kills me.

00:24:09.869 --> 00:24:13.629
Supposed to be picking up a hundred pounds of meat from a butcher tomorrow.

00:24:14.109 --> 00:24:15.389
You're supposed to go pick it up tomorrow.

00:24:15.549 --> 00:24:15.789
Right.

00:24:16.429 --> 00:24:20.589
He said, Yeah, George called me and said, could we do it Sunday in Brewster instead of tomorrow?

00:24:20.829 --> 00:24:22.269
It was a burning issue right now.

00:24:23.629 --> 00:24:26.829
Yes! Fucking yes! Fine.

00:24:27.069 --> 00:24:28.829
Well, what uh what kind of cuts are you getting?

00:24:28.990 --> 00:24:30.589
I'm getting 60 pounds of beef.

00:24:30.829 --> 00:24:32.909
So right if I use the body wash in the morning?

00:24:33.230 --> 00:24:35.629
Couple uh some steaks.

00:24:36.269 --> 00:24:36.750
Ground beef.

00:24:36.829 --> 00:24:38.029
Yeah, 60 pounds of ground beef.

00:24:38.189 --> 00:24:39.549
No, no, 60 pounds of beef.

00:24:39.789 --> 00:24:40.269
Well, what?

00:24:40.509 --> 00:24:43.789
Ground beef, steaks, would you would you buy a cow?

00:24:44.029 --> 00:24:47.309
Uh I was gonna buy a uh like a half a cow.

00:24:47.389 --> 00:24:47.629
Right.

00:24:47.789 --> 00:24:51.789
But he said it it he's not even doing that anymore.

00:24:51.949 --> 00:24:54.589
Or right now it's just not doesn't make sense for him money-wise.

00:24:54.909 --> 00:24:55.470
Say that again.

00:24:55.549 --> 00:24:56.589
A half a cow?

00:24:56.750 --> 00:24:57.389
Yeah.

00:24:57.949 --> 00:24:58.990
Oh, dude, half a cow.

00:24:59.149 --> 00:25:00.189
You were gonna buy a half a cow?

00:25:01.149 --> 00:25:03.470
Dude, a half a cow is a lot of meat, bro.

00:25:03.629 --> 00:25:04.109
I know.

00:25:04.269 --> 00:25:06.509
Like you get a half I think he'll be fine.

00:25:06.750 --> 00:25:07.549
What's the price on something like that?

00:25:07.629 --> 00:25:09.069
It's like 25, 3,000, right?

00:25:09.629 --> 00:25:10.750
No, probably like 15.

00:25:11.069 --> 00:25:11.309
15?

00:25:11.629 --> 00:25:12.029
Probably 15.

00:25:12.269 --> 00:25:12.829
Or for the half.

00:25:13.069 --> 00:25:15.389
So I did I did 60 pounds of of vegan.

00:25:15.709 --> 00:25:16.589
Fucking poor cows, man.

00:25:16.669 --> 00:25:23.309
And I didn't get a box of pork chops, sausage, bacon, and uh chicken thighs.

00:25:23.470 --> 00:25:23.709
Nice.

00:25:23.789 --> 00:25:25.709
So that's where'd you get it from?

00:25:25.869 --> 00:25:31.309
Uh, this guy, my my dad knows has a farm and does, you know, it's all fresh kill.

00:25:31.470 --> 00:25:31.789
Right, yeah.

00:25:32.029 --> 00:25:32.990
Fresh kill trafficking.

00:25:33.149 --> 00:25:34.029
What was the price tag?

00:25:34.189 --> 00:25:35.149
Uh you don't mind me asking.

00:25:35.389 --> 00:25:36.189
It was about a grand.

00:25:36.589 --> 00:25:37.230
For all that?

00:25:37.389 --> 00:25:37.629
Yeah.

00:25:37.709 --> 00:25:38.189
Oh shit.

00:25:38.509 --> 00:25:40.669
$11 a pound is not terrible.

00:25:41.309 --> 00:25:42.509
That should last you too.

00:25:42.750 --> 00:25:43.869
Well, that's the point.

00:25:44.029 --> 00:25:44.669
Yeah.

00:25:44.990 --> 00:25:46.589
That's better than the store meat, store shit.

00:25:46.669 --> 00:25:46.750
Yeah.

00:25:47.629 --> 00:25:48.349
All grass fed.

00:25:48.509 --> 00:25:48.669
Yeah.

00:25:49.149 --> 00:25:50.349
I'm actually ready for the Bill Gates plastic.

00:25:50.589 --> 00:25:51.069
You have a big freezer?

00:25:51.149 --> 00:25:53.470
I'm waiting for the Bill Gates plastic meat and butter.

00:25:53.949 --> 00:25:55.709
Fucking put it put a body in there.

00:25:55.949 --> 00:25:59.149
Those like things are on my TikTok algorithm.

00:25:59.549 --> 00:26:05.069
Like these have these half cows and like you know, what?

00:26:05.470 --> 00:26:06.669
Butcher type things.

00:26:06.829 --> 00:26:12.909
Like, hey, we want to I was wondering if you guys want the loin and thirteen hundred for a half cow.

00:26:13.069 --> 00:26:13.470
Oh yeah.

00:26:14.669 --> 00:26:17.309
You know, that they always say, like, hey, there's you know, there's a lot of meat.

00:26:17.470 --> 00:26:19.789
Make sure you, you know, you have enough room.

00:26:19.949 --> 00:26:20.349
Yeah.

00:26:20.589 --> 00:26:25.470
How many, like, how many pounds would you get average of of like uh a half a cow?

00:26:26.269 --> 00:26:27.789
How many pounds do you think?

00:26:28.109 --> 00:26:31.629
It depend it it depends what you're what you're asking them for.

00:26:32.269 --> 00:26:32.829
Depends on the cow.

00:26:33.149 --> 00:26:33.709
I want the whole thing.

00:26:33.869 --> 00:26:34.349
Yeah, like I'm getting.

00:26:35.389 --> 00:26:39.949
I'm getting steak, I'm getting short ribs, I'm getting a roast, couple of roasts.

00:26:40.189 --> 00:26:44.109
So I you know, I gotta see how it all how it all shakes out.

00:26:44.829 --> 00:26:46.189
Is it the first time you're doing it?

00:26:46.349 --> 00:26:46.669
Yes.

00:26:46.829 --> 00:26:47.149
Okay.

00:26:47.309 --> 00:26:47.629
Yeah.

00:26:47.869 --> 00:26:56.029
I've been dying to pull a trigger on something like that, but I I'd need to you're gonna I need a better setup before I'm gonna get several more barbers than this shit.

00:26:56.269 --> 00:26:57.309
I'm gonna need a bigger freezer.

00:26:57.549 --> 00:26:57.709
Yes.

00:26:57.949 --> 00:27:02.429
Like I got I got a little drop freezer down here that holds like fucking like ice cream treats.

00:27:02.589 --> 00:27:02.990
You know.

00:27:03.470 --> 00:27:04.829
Come with a half cow.

00:27:05.230 --> 00:27:07.149
Yeah, I gotta put I gotta hold it.

00:27:07.309 --> 00:27:08.429
I gotta put together the outdoor.

00:27:09.149 --> 00:27:12.349
Oh my god, everybody speak fucking style, somebody one at a time.

00:27:12.509 --> 00:27:13.069
Sorry about it.

00:27:13.230 --> 00:27:17.470
Jesus! It's like fucking three Vitani children I'm hanging out with.

00:27:17.709 --> 00:27:22.029
I watched Shut the fuck up.

00:27:23.309 --> 00:27:26.349
I watched that build and I lost for so long.

00:27:26.750 --> 00:27:30.669
He's sitting here, like with a huge grin on my face, and I'm fucking on him.

00:27:31.949 --> 00:27:33.309
I'm gonna bait this.

00:27:33.470 --> 00:27:34.509
I'm gonna keep baiting it.

00:27:34.750 --> 00:27:35.149
You know what?

00:27:35.230 --> 00:27:36.349
Like his heads were moving.

00:27:36.429 --> 00:27:37.149
I just started watching.

00:27:38.269 --> 00:27:39.789
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking say something.

00:27:40.269 --> 00:27:41.629
Fucking cocksuckers.

00:27:42.349 --> 00:27:45.069
It's like I have three corkies from eight is enough.

00:27:45.230 --> 00:27:45.949
That's what it's like.

00:27:46.109 --> 00:27:46.909
Oh, come on.

00:27:47.149 --> 00:27:47.709
Yeah.

00:27:48.829 --> 00:27:51.629
What was what was the song we played last week about swimming?

00:27:51.789 --> 00:27:53.789
Oh, Special Olympics.

00:27:54.509 --> 00:27:57.149
Have you seen Stephen Lynch?

00:27:57.309 --> 00:27:58.109
Have you ever heard the song?

00:27:58.269 --> 00:28:00.029
Steven Lynch, I heard that name in a while.

00:28:00.189 --> 00:28:00.509
Yeah.

00:28:03.949 --> 00:28:04.829
Yeah, he's hysterical.

00:28:06.269 --> 00:28:06.750
Watson.

00:28:08.669 --> 00:28:13.789
It's called Dude, the fact that you just pulled that out of air that night was this fantastic.

00:28:14.429 --> 00:28:16.029
I haven't heard thinking?

00:28:16.269 --> 00:28:19.949
I hadn't heard that song in like 15 years, man.

00:28:20.189 --> 00:28:22.109
Dude, you know what I was listening to the other day?

00:28:22.349 --> 00:28:23.470
The Jerky Boys.

00:28:23.549 --> 00:28:24.349
Oh, shit.

00:28:24.509 --> 00:28:25.069
The classics.

00:28:25.309 --> 00:28:26.509
That's my ex-wife's cousin.

00:28:26.750 --> 00:28:27.149
Oh, yeah?

00:28:27.309 --> 00:28:27.470
Yeah.

00:28:27.949 --> 00:28:30.669
He was a fucking piece of shit, that little fucking rat.

00:28:31.389 --> 00:28:32.189
That makes a lot of sense.

00:28:32.349 --> 00:28:33.789
I think he was shorter than Maddie.

00:28:34.429 --> 00:28:35.069
Huh?

00:28:36.829 --> 00:28:37.789
Might have been.

00:28:39.149 --> 00:28:40.269
I don't know.

00:28:40.589 --> 00:28:41.470
But he was a douche.

00:28:41.709 --> 00:28:42.509
Listen here, jerky.

00:28:42.669 --> 00:28:44.109
I don't know if he was a douche or I was a douche.

00:28:44.269 --> 00:28:45.709
I was like, I was like, chisel chest?

00:28:45.949 --> 00:28:46.829
Those tapes are great.

00:28:46.990 --> 00:28:47.869
Frank Rizzo.

00:28:49.069 --> 00:28:50.029
Fucking opera.

00:28:51.309 --> 00:28:54.029
Should I bring my shoes and my glasses so I have them?

00:28:54.429 --> 00:28:55.789
I can drive the shit out of that truck.

00:28:56.509 --> 00:28:58.349
Walking down the stairs and shoes.

00:28:58.669 --> 00:28:59.149
Think about it.

00:28:59.230 --> 00:29:05.069
Like there's there's like so many like little uh little quotes from each fucking phone call that they did.

00:29:05.149 --> 00:29:05.549
That's funny.

00:29:05.709 --> 00:29:07.549
Yeah, wrap your head with a fucking ratchet.

00:29:07.709 --> 00:29:08.269
How much you bench?

00:29:08.509 --> 00:29:09.949
What do you mean how much I bench?

00:29:10.669 --> 00:29:11.789
Took them pounds, baby.

00:29:11.949 --> 00:29:13.869
Oh, back in the day with a rotary phone.

00:29:14.189 --> 00:29:14.909
Rotary phone.

00:29:15.549 --> 00:29:17.069
I had that fucking thing on cassette.

00:29:17.549 --> 00:29:19.629
Wish I could have fucking made money on prank phone calls.

00:29:19.709 --> 00:29:20.509
I should have thought of that one.

00:29:21.309 --> 00:29:27.470
Do you realize that if we would have taken a camera with us around back in the day before fucking the real world?

00:29:27.709 --> 00:29:28.029
Yeah.

00:29:28.269 --> 00:29:30.509
Oh, dude, if we had YouTube.

00:29:31.069 --> 00:29:32.029
It'd be hell.

00:29:32.349 --> 00:29:32.669
Oh.

00:29:32.990 --> 00:29:33.230
YouTube.

00:29:34.269 --> 00:29:34.669
No, no, no.

00:29:35.230 --> 00:29:37.149
Here's YouTube at Ninim.

00:29:37.470 --> 00:29:38.029
No, no, no.

00:29:38.269 --> 00:29:41.389
As uh Ninim.

00:29:42.109 --> 00:29:42.909
YouTube at Ninham.

00:29:43.629 --> 00:29:45.949
A lot more jail time and a lot less certifications.

00:29:46.589 --> 00:29:47.389
That's just part one.

00:29:47.549 --> 00:29:48.829
As popular as YouTube is now.

00:29:48.990 --> 00:29:49.709
That's just part one.

00:29:49.869 --> 00:29:56.669
If it started back then, it would have been so fucking grotesque from growing up.

00:29:56.909 --> 00:29:59.149
And they would never have actually become YouTube.

00:29:59.549 --> 00:30:00.429
That's how bad it was.

00:30:00.589 --> 00:30:01.789
That probably should have happened.

00:30:01.869 --> 00:30:02.909
It would have been better for everyone.

00:30:03.629 --> 00:30:06.750
There'd be like 96 felonies charged to people.

00:30:07.149 --> 00:30:09.309
Much like everything else, we ruined it again.

00:30:09.629 --> 00:30:10.109
Sorry.

00:30:10.429 --> 00:30:11.149
Sorry.

00:30:12.269 --> 00:30:15.389
And no, every time I touch something, it turns to shit.

00:30:15.629 --> 00:30:16.589
Whatever.

00:30:17.069 --> 00:30:17.949
Yeah, that'd be fun.

00:30:18.189 --> 00:30:19.789
That would have been fucking crazy.

00:30:20.269 --> 00:30:20.829
I'm done.

00:30:21.069 --> 00:30:22.669
Dude, you gotta see all the shit that's on.

00:30:22.909 --> 00:30:30.829
The fucking shit that's on TikTok that people watch and it's live is mind-boggling to me.

00:30:31.149 --> 00:30:31.869
Fuck those.

00:30:32.189 --> 00:30:38.669
If you go through the live shit and you're just in there next to it, it's probably the most some of some of them be the most boring shit in the world.

00:30:38.829 --> 00:30:39.549
Nobody talking.

00:30:39.869 --> 00:30:39.949
Right.

00:30:40.189 --> 00:30:41.309
It's just somebody in the camera.

00:30:41.629 --> 00:30:42.589
Someone doing Lego.

00:30:43.069 --> 00:30:44.109
I'm not even gonna lie to you.

00:30:44.189 --> 00:30:46.109
I've yet Hi John from San Diego.

00:30:46.349 --> 00:30:49.629
I've yet to find something live that interests me enough to watch it.

00:30:49.949 --> 00:30:57.869
But what surprises me is if you look up and watch how many people are viewing the fucking live stream.

00:30:58.109 --> 00:30:59.949
Yeah, like 2,000.

00:31:00.189 --> 00:31:03.470
I'm like, you know, 5,000, 30,000.

00:31:03.789 --> 00:31:05.549
I mean, and then and then there's us.

00:31:05.789 --> 00:31:06.189
Five.

00:31:06.509 --> 00:31:07.549
Either right.

00:31:07.709 --> 00:31:09.949
Well, I'm big on the people who do the human pony shows.

00:31:10.029 --> 00:31:10.829
We should start doing those.

00:31:13.149 --> 00:31:13.789
Uh Ben.

00:31:14.109 --> 00:31:14.589
Hobby horse.

00:31:14.909 --> 00:31:15.549
Ben, if you're listening.

00:31:15.869 --> 00:31:16.750
You're talking hobby horse?

00:31:16.990 --> 00:31:17.069
Yeah.

00:31:17.230 --> 00:31:18.269
Hobby horse people.

00:31:19.069 --> 00:31:20.429
Just pretend to be a horse.

00:31:20.589 --> 00:31:25.789
Uh, super fan Ben, if you're listening, Billy wants you to be his horse.

00:31:26.029 --> 00:31:26.750
Hobby horse.

00:31:26.909 --> 00:31:27.869
Hobby horse.

00:31:28.109 --> 00:31:30.990
And you gotta wear your uh mother-in-law's vibrating panties.

00:31:31.149 --> 00:31:33.709
I dress as a baby in my spare time.

00:31:35.629 --> 00:31:38.269
People feed me a bottle and change my diaper.

00:31:39.470 --> 00:31:39.629
Pat.

00:31:43.069 --> 00:31:44.589
Not again, Billy.

00:31:46.189 --> 00:31:48.269
Last time you shit so much.

00:31:48.669 --> 00:31:50.029
Oh, up your back.

00:31:52.269 --> 00:31:57.149
I'm having, I'm sorry, I'm having uh I'm having flashbacks of when Ryder was a baby.

00:31:57.389 --> 00:32:01.869
He shit one time, dude, and it was it fucking went all the way up his back to the back of his head.

00:32:02.029 --> 00:32:04.669
I'm like, that's physically impossible.

00:32:04.909 --> 00:32:09.230
And it was the worst smelling sh dirty tary shit ever.

00:32:09.709 --> 00:32:11.230
Here's but now here's the problem.

00:32:11.309 --> 00:32:13.709
This is so you didn't you didn't tighten diaper enough time.

00:32:13.949 --> 00:32:17.069
Oh, I dry yeah, I was going, oh, oh, it was so bad.

00:32:17.149 --> 00:32:19.629
It was mixed with green and black, it was awful.

00:32:19.789 --> 00:32:25.389
See, you don't hear about fetishes like this in like other countries where people pretend to be horses or babies.

00:32:25.629 --> 00:32:26.990
What the the furries?

00:32:27.149 --> 00:32:28.189
You're talking about furries?

00:32:28.349 --> 00:32:29.629
Yeah, just just adults acting.

00:32:29.789 --> 00:32:31.789
It's like, look at these people.

00:32:32.750 --> 00:32:34.109
I saw I saw one of the things.

00:32:34.429 --> 00:32:38.429
Pretending to jump over a jump with a horse head on a skin.

00:32:39.789 --> 00:32:42.109
You know, like those fucking people.

00:32:42.269 --> 00:32:42.829
Like what?

00:32:43.230 --> 00:32:44.349
It's not even meant.

00:32:44.509 --> 00:32:47.949
And then there's people out there going, yeah, I was just gonna say that.

00:32:48.029 --> 00:32:49.549
Like they're all in the Epstein file.

00:32:49.709 --> 00:32:51.149
There was a guardian.

00:32:51.549 --> 00:32:53.389
Every one of those fuckers are in the Epstein files.

00:32:53.869 --> 00:32:54.189
Guaranteed.

00:32:54.509 --> 00:32:56.669
My son ever came home with that and beat him in the head with it.

00:32:57.149 --> 00:33:00.429
There was a serious mental illness in the United States.

00:33:00.589 --> 00:33:00.750
Yes.

00:33:00.990 --> 00:33:03.549
There was a chick who is dressed like a cat.

00:33:03.789 --> 00:33:07.069
Oh, it's entertaining as shit, but it's like curling.

00:33:07.230 --> 00:33:10.990
But they should be like disposable fucking diapers, like, okay, good, goodbye.

00:33:11.309 --> 00:33:12.509
Off the cliff you go.

00:33:12.829 --> 00:33:20.189
But there was a there was a chick dressed as a cat, and she like there was another group of people dressed like cats, but she rolled over and like everybody just fucking went crazy.

00:33:20.269 --> 00:33:21.869
I was like, What is this?

00:33:22.669 --> 00:33:23.709
What is this?

00:33:24.829 --> 00:33:28.029
Again, what the fuck is this shit?

00:33:28.269 --> 00:33:33.230
Why are you so old around younger people who want to be furry, you dirty bastard?

00:33:33.470 --> 00:33:34.269
Three words.

00:33:34.990 --> 00:33:39.149
Your algorithm is industrial wood chipper.

00:33:39.789 --> 00:33:40.429
That's it.

00:33:40.909 --> 00:33:45.069
No, we need a purge, we need government to stop everything from the city.

00:33:45.230 --> 00:33:46.909
You gotta do our Kim Jong-un.

00:33:47.470 --> 00:33:48.829
We gotta get rid of some of these fucking people.

00:33:49.149 --> 00:33:50.990
Oh, fucking kill the three fucking pedophiles?

00:33:51.230 --> 00:33:51.549
No, no.

00:33:53.149 --> 00:33:54.029
That was China who did that.

00:33:54.109 --> 00:33:59.789
They're jet plane and they used that they used the fucking guns on uh on somebody to kill them.

00:34:00.029 --> 00:34:00.349
Who?

00:34:00.509 --> 00:34:02.029
What it's who was he killing?

00:34:02.189 --> 00:34:02.829
Kim Jong-un.

00:34:03.149 --> 00:34:05.470
Back in the like forever ago.

00:34:05.709 --> 00:34:07.789
Was he killing a hobby horse convention?

00:34:08.030 --> 00:34:10.829
No, one of a fucking person in North Korea.

00:34:11.470 --> 00:34:13.309
Not not the dude now, but the father before.

00:34:13.630 --> 00:34:14.269
Yeah, the father before.

00:34:14.510 --> 00:34:14.910
Right, right.

00:34:14.990 --> 00:34:15.150
Okay.

00:34:15.470 --> 00:34:17.230
So somebody broke the law.

00:34:17.470 --> 00:34:19.230
They brought him to firing squad.

00:34:19.550 --> 00:34:22.990
Firing squad was a fucking like F-16 ammunition.

00:34:24.430 --> 00:34:25.950
I was just a fucking MS.

00:34:26.190 --> 00:34:26.750
I I believe it.

00:34:26.990 --> 00:34:27.470
You know why?

00:34:27.550 --> 00:34:28.510
Well, you know why?

00:34:28.829 --> 00:34:30.430
That's what that's what we do.

00:34:30.590 --> 00:34:35.630
Because if you put eight North Koreans with rifles in their hands, I mean they can't even see what the fuck they're looking at.

00:34:35.710 --> 00:34:36.110
They're never hit.

00:34:37.710 --> 00:34:37.789
Hi.

00:34:40.110 --> 00:34:40.510
What?

00:34:40.670 --> 00:34:42.990
They have to wait till sundown and shoot east.

00:34:43.150 --> 00:34:44.990
Hi! I can't see.

00:34:45.550 --> 00:34:47.390
Oh, you make all my family.

00:34:47.870 --> 00:34:49.150
I'm sorry, Jizpaws.

00:34:49.390 --> 00:34:50.269
You want to talk to me?

00:34:51.070 --> 00:34:52.670
Is Jizpaws North Korean?

00:34:52.829 --> 00:34:54.829
That's why they had to build a wall.

00:34:55.789 --> 00:34:57.390
I had a lot of things.

00:34:58.829 --> 00:35:00.590
What the fuck did you just say?

00:35:01.309 --> 00:35:02.269
Here we go.

00:35:02.510 --> 00:35:04.030
It's you know who they are?

00:35:04.190 --> 00:35:05.150
They're the disruptive clowns.

00:35:05.309 --> 00:35:06.510
You're gonna have to just relisten to the crazy.

00:35:06.590 --> 00:35:09.550
They're the disruptive clowns in the back of the fucking room in high school.

00:35:09.789 --> 00:35:11.390
Like, hey Ansel, shut up.

00:35:16.110 --> 00:35:16.990
I was always in front of class.

00:35:18.670 --> 00:35:19.070
I was.

00:35:19.230 --> 00:35:19.789
It was good.

00:35:19.950 --> 00:35:20.670
It was good.

00:35:21.390 --> 00:35:22.829
I didn't hear it.

00:35:23.950 --> 00:35:25.070
You can re-listen to this.

00:35:25.309 --> 00:35:26.110
No, no.

00:35:26.990 --> 00:35:27.870
Edded that right now.

00:35:27.950 --> 00:35:28.990
It was really good.

00:35:29.309 --> 00:35:29.630
Sorry.

00:35:29.710 --> 00:35:30.590
It should be on a shirt.

00:35:30.910 --> 00:35:31.789
Say something about the Jews.

00:35:31.870 --> 00:35:33.230
It should be on a t-shirt, man.

00:35:33.390 --> 00:35:36.190
Paddo relistened to this when he doesn't put it on Spotify.

00:35:36.350 --> 00:35:36.670
Yeah.

00:35:37.070 --> 00:35:37.550
That's right.

00:35:40.590 --> 00:35:42.190
Thank you for catching up.

00:35:42.829 --> 00:35:43.390
Sorry, sorry.

00:35:43.470 --> 00:35:45.309
I'm a bourbon delay now.

00:35:45.789 --> 00:35:47.070
Um by myself.

00:35:47.150 --> 00:35:48.910
Like I'm thirsty.

00:35:49.070 --> 00:35:49.470
Abdul.

00:35:49.950 --> 00:35:51.070
No, no, we're not there yet.

00:35:51.630 --> 00:35:52.350
We're not there.

00:35:52.590 --> 00:35:54.190
That's what all terrorists say.

00:35:54.590 --> 00:35:55.710
Yeah, we're at war, dude.

00:35:55.870 --> 00:35:56.190
We're at war.

00:35:56.430 --> 00:35:57.550
We're not there yet.

00:35:57.950 --> 00:35:59.309
We're not there yet.

00:36:02.110 --> 00:36:03.390
We know it's coming.

00:36:07.710 --> 00:36:09.150
That's such a great movie.

00:36:09.390 --> 00:36:09.630
Oh.

00:36:10.750 --> 00:36:12.110
America Turka.

00:36:12.670 --> 00:36:13.710
Turka Turka.

00:36:14.910 --> 00:36:16.190
Turka Turka Turka.

00:36:17.870 --> 00:36:19.630
I just watched that with my son the other day.

00:36:19.789 --> 00:36:20.110
Oh, yeah.

00:36:21.230 --> 00:36:21.630
Oh, stop.

00:36:21.870 --> 00:36:22.510
I swear to God.

00:36:22.910 --> 00:36:23.870
That's such a great movie.

00:36:23.950 --> 00:36:24.350
Oh my god.

00:36:26.910 --> 00:36:27.150
Classic.

00:36:27.309 --> 00:36:27.870
Absolute classic.

00:36:28.030 --> 00:36:29.870
The sex scenes are great in it, too.

00:36:31.150 --> 00:36:31.390
Wait, wait.

00:36:32.269 --> 00:36:32.990
It's funny you say that.

00:36:33.150 --> 00:36:38.110
You ever see the um that movie that came out recently, but it was Muppets, but it was different Muppets.

00:36:38.190 --> 00:36:40.190
It was a guy who was a fucking detective.

00:36:40.510 --> 00:36:44.269
And you ever he it looks like he's shooting loads all over his office?

00:36:44.430 --> 00:36:44.590
Oh.

00:36:44.910 --> 00:36:46.030
You know what I'm talking about.

00:36:46.829 --> 00:36:48.750
And it's another puppet, like another chick.

00:36:48.990 --> 00:36:52.430
Oh, you hear he's like, oh he's a P he's a P.I.

00:36:52.829 --> 00:36:54.110
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:54.510 --> 00:36:55.550
You ever see this shit?

00:36:55.710 --> 00:36:55.950
Yeah.

00:36:56.350 --> 00:36:56.670
Oh.

00:36:57.789 --> 00:36:58.510
Time out.

00:36:58.670 --> 00:36:59.630
Do tell.

00:37:01.230 --> 00:37:02.990
Yeah, take a sip, man.

00:37:03.950 --> 00:37:04.990
I'm trying to remember.

00:37:05.230 --> 00:37:08.350
I gotta remember specifically the name of the movie.

00:37:08.990 --> 00:37:11.390
Um shit.

00:37:11.630 --> 00:37:12.350
I don't know.

00:37:12.590 --> 00:37:13.309
What what movie?

00:37:13.390 --> 00:37:13.630
The movie.

00:37:15.550 --> 00:37:16.990
Well, you would know what he's talking about.

00:37:17.230 --> 00:37:17.870
Obviously, right now.

00:37:18.110 --> 00:37:19.230
He knows exactly what I'm talking about.

00:37:19.870 --> 00:37:20.590
Oh, the PI?

00:37:20.750 --> 00:37:20.990
Yeah, yeah.

00:37:26.430 --> 00:37:27.710
And it's like puppets?

00:37:27.870 --> 00:37:28.269
Yeah.

00:37:28.510 --> 00:37:28.829
Dude.

00:37:28.990 --> 00:37:29.950
Like marionettes?

00:37:30.030 --> 00:37:30.990
No, like Muppet puppets.

00:37:31.390 --> 00:37:32.670
Like Muppet puppets.

00:37:32.829 --> 00:37:33.390
Oh, okay.

00:37:33.550 --> 00:37:34.030
Oh, dude.

00:37:34.110 --> 00:37:34.670
Hilarious.

00:37:34.910 --> 00:37:36.350
Dude, this shit is one of the funny things.

00:37:37.710 --> 00:37:38.269
Like guys my.

00:37:38.590 --> 00:37:41.630
It's with the puppets, but it's with like with human beings, too.

00:37:41.870 --> 00:37:42.910
It's fucking great.

00:37:43.150 --> 00:37:43.630
Yeah, I guess.

00:37:43.789 --> 00:37:43.950
Okay.

00:37:44.269 --> 00:37:44.910
Fucking great.

00:37:49.950 --> 00:37:54.510
If anybody can research Muppin movie a few years back.

00:37:54.910 --> 00:37:55.230
No.

00:37:56.110 --> 00:37:56.430
No.

00:37:57.390 --> 00:38:01.789
I like uh I like when they show the with the the trunks, the trunks all fucking up.

00:38:01.870 --> 00:38:02.750
It's ducker ducker.

00:38:03.150 --> 00:38:04.190
Ducker ducker ducker.

00:38:05.230 --> 00:38:06.269
Ducker mahom.

00:38:06.350 --> 00:38:07.150
Ducker ducker.

00:38:12.670 --> 00:38:16.110
The best is like the makeup on the puppets, like the hair on the face.

00:38:16.670 --> 00:38:19.470
Yeah, it's like patchy looking.

00:38:21.630 --> 00:38:22.030
What?

00:38:22.510 --> 00:38:23.470
The Team America.

00:38:23.870 --> 00:38:24.269
Oh my god.

00:38:24.590 --> 00:38:25.789
When he's dressed up like a business.

00:38:26.110 --> 00:38:26.910
It looks like it's taped on.

00:38:27.150 --> 00:38:28.670
And he's going Durka Durka.

00:38:28.910 --> 00:38:31.309
You know, he's got like a patchy fucking beard.

00:38:31.630 --> 00:38:35.150
It's looking like it's taped on, but it looks like it's coming off from the top.

00:38:35.309 --> 00:38:35.789
Yeah.

00:38:36.030 --> 00:38:37.550
That was a great movie, dude.

00:38:37.710 --> 00:38:38.670
They said that to that too.

00:38:38.750 --> 00:38:40.990
It's like they don't know what to say, and they just go, Durka?

00:38:42.190 --> 00:38:49.150
Durka, Durka, Durka, Durka.

00:38:52.430 --> 00:38:53.309
You can't release that movie.

00:38:53.550 --> 00:38:53.789
Fucking.

00:38:54.430 --> 00:38:56.350
You wouldn't be able to release that movie now.

00:38:56.750 --> 00:38:57.230
Oh, sure.

00:38:57.309 --> 00:38:57.710
You can't.

00:38:57.789 --> 00:38:58.590
They did that.

00:38:58.990 --> 00:39:00.110
I guess it is kind of long ago.

00:39:00.590 --> 00:39:04.990
When's the last time you've seen like a racy movie?

00:39:05.309 --> 00:39:06.750
Scary movie coming out.

00:39:06.990 --> 00:39:07.630
I can't wait to see that.

00:39:08.350 --> 00:39:09.390
I'm glad they're trying to protest.

00:39:09.630 --> 00:39:11.150
That's actually because people are fucking protesting.

00:39:11.870 --> 00:39:13.390
Fucking bald as sacks.

00:39:14.670 --> 00:39:15.230
I was like, you know.

00:39:15.470 --> 00:39:19.550
Take your blue hair, pregnant man, fucking sit out of here.

00:39:20.110 --> 00:39:23.309
Don't you guys know you guys are not a thing anymore?

00:39:23.470 --> 00:39:23.630
Yeah.

00:39:23.870 --> 00:39:25.390
Whoever's complaining about that.

00:39:25.789 --> 00:39:27.309
Let's fucking get out of here.

00:39:27.550 --> 00:39:35.390
Whoever's complaining about it, it's just seriously, fucking let your balls drop a little bit.

00:39:35.630 --> 00:39:36.269
You know.

00:39:36.750 --> 00:39:38.030
Think twice about it.

00:39:38.190 --> 00:39:39.470
Because you're fucking assholes.

00:39:39.630 --> 00:39:41.710
Half of them are guys that think they're women.

00:39:42.829 --> 00:39:44.750
Their balls can't drop any further, Pat.

00:39:44.990 --> 00:39:48.750
Dude, I don't want to my algorithm is so fucked up.

00:39:48.829 --> 00:39:49.550
There's this Italian.

00:39:49.789 --> 00:39:50.829
I think I've sent a copy of the phone.

00:39:50.990 --> 00:39:51.950
I'll show you my algorithm.

00:39:52.350 --> 00:39:53.710
No Italian guy.

00:39:54.750 --> 00:39:55.309
You see.

00:39:56.990 --> 00:39:57.390
Oh, sorry, Pat.

00:39:57.710 --> 00:40:00.750
You see a chick, this is getting like fucked, dude.

00:40:00.829 --> 00:40:02.269
Like my brain is melting.

00:40:02.750 --> 00:40:11.150
You see a fat chick with a young girl with a computer and she smashes it, and she like the mother starts screaming at her, like freaking out.

00:40:11.309 --> 00:40:16.829
And then it cuts to the Italian guy, and he's like, I bet you if it was a fucking donut, you wouldn't have thrown it.

00:40:16.910 --> 00:40:18.350
You fucking reton.

00:40:20.110 --> 00:40:22.350
Oh, is that the dude in his car all the time?

00:40:23.470 --> 00:40:23.789
Yeah.

00:40:24.590 --> 00:40:27.950
There are a number of buzzwords to use with the God.

00:40:34.590 --> 00:40:37.789
And some of his shit is is pushing the envelope too, which is awesome.

00:40:37.950 --> 00:40:39.230
He's got the black hair, right?

00:40:39.390 --> 00:40:40.510
Yeah, slick back.

00:40:40.670 --> 00:40:41.070
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:41.870 --> 00:40:43.230
He's got the face, he's like, yeah.

00:40:44.030 --> 00:40:44.430
What?

00:40:44.670 --> 00:40:46.750
What do you fucking retard?

00:40:50.110 --> 00:40:51.710
There was one, then there was another one.

00:40:51.789 --> 00:40:53.630
He's like, well, look at you.

00:40:54.110 --> 00:40:55.550
Fucking retard.

00:40:56.030 --> 00:40:57.550
Who's fucking you?

00:40:58.510 --> 00:40:59.150
Yeah.

00:41:01.150 --> 00:41:02.190
That one was great.

00:41:02.829 --> 00:41:03.550
That one was great.

00:41:03.870 --> 00:41:06.269
First of all, who's fucking you?

00:41:09.630 --> 00:41:09.950
Bill.

00:41:11.230 --> 00:41:13.230
Did he just look over at me when I saw that?

00:41:13.470 --> 00:41:14.030
Hey, listen.

00:41:14.670 --> 00:41:16.590
I felt like peering eyes.

00:41:17.309 --> 00:41:19.390
Stop looking at me like a fucking owl.

00:41:19.789 --> 00:41:20.910
Phil, stop stroking it.

00:41:20.990 --> 00:41:21.870
I've had a couple of hotties.

00:41:22.110 --> 00:41:24.190
I've had a bunch of messes too, so that's whatever.

00:41:24.670 --> 00:41:26.590
I've had gonnery a couple times.

00:41:26.829 --> 00:41:30.510
I feel like Pat's dominating the halfway point there with the elbow.

00:41:30.750 --> 00:41:32.990
Like I feel like Billy should assert more.

00:41:33.390 --> 00:41:34.670
Well, my comfortable position is this.

00:41:34.990 --> 00:41:35.789
You know what I think you should do?

00:41:35.870 --> 00:41:36.430
Shut the fuck up.

00:41:36.510 --> 00:41:37.150
How's that sound?

00:41:38.750 --> 00:41:39.550
Sound good to you?

00:41:39.870 --> 00:41:40.110
Yeah.

00:41:40.670 --> 00:41:41.309
I'm even more comfortable.

00:41:41.789 --> 00:41:43.710
Get your fucking leg off me, Billy.

00:41:44.110 --> 00:41:45.789
Fucking play those games.

00:41:46.110 --> 00:41:48.910
All of a sudden, my recliner is not so bad.

00:41:50.030 --> 00:41:51.150
Do you want to switch?

00:41:51.390 --> 00:41:52.110
Nope.

00:41:52.350 --> 00:41:53.390
No, thank you.

00:41:53.630 --> 00:41:54.910
Quick question.

00:41:55.309 --> 00:41:58.350
Say you went camping with your with your friends and shit, right?

00:41:58.829 --> 00:42:02.110
Next morning you woke up, your ass was all sore, and Vaseline all over it.

00:42:02.190 --> 00:42:03.070
Would you tell anybody?

00:42:03.390 --> 00:42:05.230
Well, I wouldn't be one with a sore asshole.

00:42:05.950 --> 00:42:07.309
Can you just like I'm answering?

00:42:07.870 --> 00:42:08.990
Should I walk into the show?

00:42:09.230 --> 00:42:10.269
Yeah, I would actually.

00:42:13.150 --> 00:42:13.950
So go camping?

00:42:14.110 --> 00:42:15.390
Yeah, you want to go camping?

00:42:16.030 --> 00:42:16.590
Sure.

00:42:16.990 --> 00:42:18.910
That feels really weird talking about those right now.

00:42:18.990 --> 00:42:20.269
It feels like almost like broke out mountains.

00:42:20.430 --> 00:42:21.550
Hey Bill, why don't you show up?

00:42:21.950 --> 00:42:22.430
Little broken ass.

00:42:22.670 --> 00:42:24.590
Why don't you shut your mouth over there?

00:42:25.789 --> 00:42:26.670
Little man.

00:42:29.630 --> 00:42:33.150
Um does anybody have any fear of anything like going on?

00:42:33.230 --> 00:42:36.670
Do you do you do you think it's do you think it's relatively gonna happen soon?

00:42:36.750 --> 00:42:40.350
Do you I think something's gonna pop off, but I mean I'm not gonna try I'm not gonna walk around.

00:42:41.150 --> 00:42:44.350
Kevin made a good point earlier where he said uh Kevin made a point?

00:42:44.510 --> 00:42:45.950
Yeah, it was actually a good one.

00:42:46.510 --> 00:42:48.190
Uh well actually I do have to commend him.

00:42:48.350 --> 00:42:53.630
I make them I do have to I do have to commend him for remembering to ask me about that wire.

00:42:53.789 --> 00:42:54.670
I do appreciate that.

00:42:55.070 --> 00:42:56.910
I remembered it before you asking.

00:42:57.230 --> 00:42:57.710
Just saying.

00:42:57.950 --> 00:42:58.269
Thank you.

00:42:58.350 --> 00:43:03.309
But I didn't know I did uh say something before it started.

00:43:04.110 --> 00:43:04.990
What did you say?

00:43:05.309 --> 00:43:05.550
No.

00:43:05.789 --> 00:43:08.350
It was some technical stuff, some audio visual squads.

00:43:08.670 --> 00:43:08.990
He was correct.

00:43:09.550 --> 00:43:10.110
He was correct.

00:43:10.269 --> 00:43:12.750
I'm like, good, good fucking job, young daddy.

00:43:13.070 --> 00:43:13.870
I didn't mean about this.

00:43:14.030 --> 00:43:16.990
I meant what did you say earlier that you made a good point on.

00:43:20.030 --> 00:43:21.789
I don't know, he was talking.

00:43:22.430 --> 00:43:23.550
I wasn't saying anything.

00:43:23.789 --> 00:43:24.430
Uh oh.

00:43:25.070 --> 00:43:26.190
Well, here you go.

00:43:26.269 --> 00:43:26.829
See, look at that.

00:43:26.910 --> 00:43:29.630
You get see how you guys hijack it real quick, and next thing I'm in a date.

00:43:30.670 --> 00:43:31.710
So anyway, what?

00:43:32.910 --> 00:43:34.510
I mean, you fucking said it.

00:43:37.070 --> 00:43:37.789
What was the Kevin?

00:43:37.870 --> 00:43:38.990
What was the point Kevin made?

00:43:39.230 --> 00:43:42.590
Oh, the point was I know it was about the Osh cost you.

00:43:49.230 --> 00:43:50.269
Although I did understand.

00:43:50.510 --> 00:43:52.269
Once he got to his point, I did understand it.

00:43:52.350 --> 00:43:53.309
It's just a tough conversation.

00:43:53.470 --> 00:43:57.070
We said we were gonna not make him discuss this on air because he couldn't articulate.

00:43:57.390 --> 00:43:57.870
No, no, we could.

00:44:05.230 --> 00:44:06.350
Good save Pat.

00:44:11.550 --> 00:44:12.510
Let's move on.

00:44:13.470 --> 00:44:14.510
So sorry.

00:44:14.670 --> 00:44:14.829
Yeah.

00:44:18.670 --> 00:44:19.390
No, I don't remember.

00:44:19.630 --> 00:44:20.269
It was good for a split.

00:44:20.510 --> 00:44:21.230
I don't remember what the number is.

00:44:21.390 --> 00:44:22.190
I don't remember it now.

00:44:22.510 --> 00:44:23.309
I don't remember it now.

00:44:23.950 --> 00:44:24.190
Move on.

00:44:24.350 --> 00:44:26.030
I made a good point outside.

00:44:26.350 --> 00:44:27.070
Made a good point out.

00:44:27.390 --> 00:44:27.550
I know.

00:44:27.630 --> 00:44:28.190
I forget what it was.

00:44:30.670 --> 00:44:31.470
What are you talking about?

00:44:31.950 --> 00:44:33.230
What's your who's you?

00:44:33.390 --> 00:44:34.269
Who's you?

00:44:35.390 --> 00:44:35.789
Who's you?

00:44:35.950 --> 00:44:38.190
You got a lot of nerve comments like that.

00:44:38.510 --> 00:44:41.550
Um it's Muhammad Dami.

00:44:43.390 --> 00:44:44.350
Muhammad Dami?

00:44:44.670 --> 00:44:45.710
Yeah, how about that dude?

00:44:45.870 --> 00:44:49.470
His wife, celebrating October 6th or whatever.

00:44:50.110 --> 00:44:52.350
And he's defending her with that stupid smile on his face.

00:44:52.590 --> 00:44:53.550
She liked photos of the.

00:44:53.950 --> 00:44:55.630
I don't know if that guy's gonna make it.

00:44:56.750 --> 00:45:00.110
Um did you see like the latest?

00:45:00.510 --> 00:45:01.710
Have you seen the city lately?

00:45:01.870 --> 00:45:02.990
He wants to start taking over buildings.

00:45:03.710 --> 00:45:05.150
He wants to start taking off buildings and shit like that.

00:45:05.309 --> 00:45:05.870
You gotta go.

00:45:05.950 --> 00:45:07.710
You got thousands of buildings.

00:45:07.950 --> 00:45:08.670
Dude, I haven't been there.

00:45:09.470 --> 00:45:11.230
I'm not going for a long time.

00:45:11.470 --> 00:45:14.510
Oh, I've I've had people say, yo, let's let's be, we'll go to this.

00:45:14.750 --> 00:45:16.350
I'm like, no, I'm not going to the city.

00:45:16.430 --> 00:45:16.670
Thank you.

00:45:16.829 --> 00:45:19.309
Yeah, like I don't even want to go to Yankee game, man.

00:45:19.789 --> 00:45:21.150
I'm going opening day.

00:45:21.630 --> 00:45:22.110
Yeah, dude.

00:45:22.750 --> 00:45:23.950
I'd stay away from that, dude.

00:45:24.190 --> 00:45:24.670
I'm up tight.

00:45:24.750 --> 00:45:25.230
I'm uptight.

00:45:25.789 --> 00:45:26.670
Stay away from that, man.

00:45:27.550 --> 00:45:28.750
I hope you get suicide bomb.

00:45:28.990 --> 00:45:31.950
You know, I I would I would let I would quote unquote let them.

00:45:32.590 --> 00:45:35.309
I mean, the memorial we would have for you if you ever get suicide bomb.

00:45:35.789 --> 00:45:36.750
You wouldn't even mention me.

00:45:36.829 --> 00:45:42.110
You'd have this C Phil because we'll actually get created IED.

00:45:42.510 --> 00:45:44.910
You know, like it's a better seat for my couch anyway.

00:45:45.550 --> 00:45:45.870
100%.

00:45:46.269 --> 00:45:46.590
You know?

00:45:46.829 --> 00:45:48.590
Your body, you know what I'm talking about.

00:45:48.750 --> 00:45:49.150
I do.

00:45:49.390 --> 00:45:51.150
You're you're just looking for a Facebook post.

00:45:51.390 --> 00:45:51.789
It doesn't matter.

00:45:52.350 --> 00:45:53.470
I'm just going.

00:45:54.750 --> 00:45:54.829
You know.

00:45:55.950 --> 00:45:58.030
Do you ever stop talking about nothing?

00:45:58.829 --> 00:45:59.950
We're we're having a great conversation.

00:46:00.269 --> 00:46:00.430
I know.

00:46:00.990 --> 00:46:02.430
I know, but did usually we're talking about it.

00:46:02.590 --> 00:46:09.630
There's other people who kind of stick to a fucking uh like schedule and in certain topics, and you're over here gossiping back with Billy.

00:46:09.710 --> 00:46:10.829
Hey, whose number did you get?

00:46:10.990 --> 00:46:11.309
I don't know.

00:46:11.390 --> 00:46:20.110
I I I felt like there was a like a I felt like there was like a Royal Rumble moment there for like a moment where we were just breaking off in the conversations.

00:46:21.230 --> 00:46:23.470
Did the teacher did the teacher tell you to work in groups?

00:46:23.630 --> 00:46:24.110
You know?

00:46:24.590 --> 00:46:25.390
I don't know, man.

00:46:25.470 --> 00:46:26.510
It just happened, man.

00:46:26.670 --> 00:46:27.550
Just fucking happened.

00:46:27.710 --> 00:46:28.750
It just happened, you know?

00:46:29.230 --> 00:46:29.630
Billy!

00:46:30.190 --> 00:46:30.590
You know?

00:46:30.750 --> 00:46:31.789
Fuck Billy.

00:46:32.590 --> 00:46:35.470
The hijackers are on the left side of the room.

00:46:35.710 --> 00:46:38.829
Oh, last time I ever invite Billy.

00:46:39.070 --> 00:46:41.309
If you're looking at That's not Billy's fault.

00:46:41.470 --> 00:46:42.590
Kevin's being an asshole, too.

00:46:43.150 --> 00:46:46.269
Dude, whenever he starts, you know, just grab his leg.

00:46:46.430 --> 00:46:47.150
That's what I just did.

00:46:47.230 --> 00:46:47.390
Yeah.

00:46:47.550 --> 00:46:48.269
When I start what?

00:46:48.510 --> 00:46:49.150
Calms him down.

00:46:49.470 --> 00:46:50.190
I don't know.

00:46:51.630 --> 00:46:52.350
Sorry.

00:46:52.670 --> 00:46:53.150
Billy?

00:46:54.030 --> 00:46:55.470
You just got marked.

00:46:57.230 --> 00:46:58.990
I don't even know what I just got.

00:47:01.070 --> 00:47:02.590
My leg, my leg's tingling.

00:47:02.829 --> 00:47:05.870
Just hope he comes on your ass, because otherwise it's stuck in your beard.

00:47:06.829 --> 00:47:07.789
I don't pull out.

00:47:18.350 --> 00:47:22.510
Ladies and gentlemen, if you're just catching on and listening.

00:47:22.829 --> 00:47:23.710
Full completion.

00:47:33.309 --> 00:47:35.150
I don't even know what to do right now.

00:47:35.710 --> 00:47:37.230
I don't even know what to do.

00:47:38.750 --> 00:47:39.390
Push button.

00:47:39.470 --> 00:47:40.269
Just keep pushing button.

00:47:40.430 --> 00:47:43.630
God damn it! Push button! Shit! Push buttons!

00:47:44.269 --> 00:47:48.110
Fucking Christ! Make a noise! Shut up, Kevin!

00:47:49.950 --> 00:47:51.390
What's your safe word?

00:47:52.350 --> 00:47:53.230
Snorkel.

00:47:56.030 --> 00:47:58.110
Oh, it's about fucking time you gotta hear.

00:47:59.230 --> 00:48:02.510
You think I'm just gonna miss this episode with fucking Big Bell?

00:48:03.390 --> 00:48:05.070
You're crazy, man.

00:48:06.350 --> 00:48:08.430
This guy's on the wild side.

00:48:08.750 --> 00:48:10.030
Totally on the wild side.

00:48:10.269 --> 00:48:12.030
No deep throats in the building.

00:48:12.510 --> 00:48:12.910
I know.

00:48:12.990 --> 00:48:13.710
He forced me.

00:48:15.710 --> 00:48:16.910
It was consensual.

00:48:17.070 --> 00:48:17.950
It was consensual.

00:48:18.190 --> 00:48:18.829
Hey Bill.

00:48:19.309 --> 00:48:20.750
Will you grab Satan's leg?

00:48:20.910 --> 00:48:21.230
No.

00:48:23.710 --> 00:48:24.829
Touch me, I burn you.

00:48:25.470 --> 00:48:26.990
Can Billy tame Satan?

00:48:27.309 --> 00:48:28.670
Fuck you, Kevin.

00:48:29.309 --> 00:48:31.150
He tame your wife.

00:48:31.870 --> 00:48:32.670
Whoops.

00:48:33.390 --> 00:48:35.230
I don't know how sorry.

00:48:35.470 --> 00:48:37.150
I don't know how that would happen.

00:48:38.990 --> 00:48:39.630
Billy.

00:48:40.350 --> 00:48:45.630
Fuck you, Kevin! Fuck you.

00:48:46.350 --> 00:48:47.470
If you wouldn't mind.

00:48:48.430 --> 00:48:50.110
Can you fucking stop?

00:48:50.990 --> 00:48:55.150
I'm glad you get really laughing at this like a fucking two-year-old.

00:48:55.390 --> 00:48:58.110
You and your fucking yarmulca on the top of your head.

00:48:58.350 --> 00:48:59.309
One more time, Bill.

00:48:59.550 --> 00:48:59.950
Nobody.

00:49:00.590 --> 00:49:01.630
Nobody can see it.

00:49:01.870 --> 00:49:05.230
Shut up! Billy! Oh, do you want to hear something really fucked up?

00:49:05.390 --> 00:49:06.430
I just think I just pulled my groin.

00:49:08.590 --> 00:49:09.710
I pulled my groin.

00:49:10.030 --> 00:49:11.230
Let me see your thumb.

00:49:11.550 --> 00:49:12.030
What?

00:49:12.269 --> 00:49:13.150
Give me your thumb.

00:49:13.309 --> 00:49:13.630
No.

00:49:14.910 --> 00:49:16.350
I want to taste the salt on it.

00:49:16.590 --> 00:49:18.670
What the fuck is wrong with you?

00:49:28.910 --> 00:49:30.350
What the fuck?

00:49:30.990 --> 00:49:32.190
I'm actually confident.

00:49:32.829 --> 00:49:34.269
You're making me blush.

00:49:35.070 --> 00:49:36.750
You're making me blush, Billy.

00:49:36.990 --> 00:49:38.510
You ever see the other guys?

00:49:38.670 --> 00:49:38.829
Yeah.

00:49:38.990 --> 00:49:39.230
Yeah.

00:49:39.950 --> 00:49:43.230
When he's like, that didn't go the way you wanted it to, did it?

00:49:45.390 --> 00:49:46.670
Hey, you do it, Satan.

00:49:50.590 --> 00:49:52.990
I'm having a little tough time sitting here next door.

00:49:54.030 --> 00:49:55.470
It's a little scary.

00:49:55.789 --> 00:49:57.630
Stop looking at me, Billy.

00:49:58.829 --> 00:49:59.550
Jesus.

00:50:01.789 --> 00:50:03.309
Hey, Billy, could you scooch over a little bit?

00:50:03.789 --> 00:50:04.750
Can you get away from me?

00:50:04.910 --> 00:50:05.230
There you go.

00:50:05.550 --> 00:50:06.190
Get away.

00:50:06.750 --> 00:50:07.550
Make yourself comfortable.

00:50:07.870 --> 00:50:08.110
Jesus.

00:50:08.350 --> 00:50:09.150
Yeah, open up, dude.

00:50:09.230 --> 00:50:10.510
Open up that lens, man.

00:50:11.150 --> 00:50:11.950
Open them the fuck up.

00:50:13.789 --> 00:50:14.510
He's a guest.

00:50:15.390 --> 00:50:16.829
I want our guests to be comfortable.

00:50:17.070 --> 00:50:20.269
Can you shut the fuck up?

00:50:21.470 --> 00:50:25.070
Do you mind like a fucking male Karen over there?

00:50:26.110 --> 00:50:26.990
Jesus.

00:50:27.470 --> 00:50:29.150
Hey, Bill, just take your pants off.

00:50:29.390 --> 00:50:29.630
No.

00:50:30.430 --> 00:50:31.309
Don't do that.

00:50:31.470 --> 00:50:32.590
Please don't.

00:50:33.710 --> 00:50:35.550
Just pop the button, dude.

00:50:37.710 --> 00:50:39.870
Not if I have Cavaricis on.

00:50:40.510 --> 00:50:43.150
I'm the guy that pulled my pants all the way down at the journal.

00:50:46.350 --> 00:50:48.030
I totally could see that.

00:50:49.309 --> 00:50:50.110
Who's that?

00:50:50.990 --> 00:50:52.590
Fucking belly, man.

00:50:53.550 --> 00:50:56.269
We're not out in the jungle, dude.

00:50:56.670 --> 00:50:58.350
Fuck, you can't pull it all the way down.

00:50:58.510 --> 00:51:01.470
And he'll turn and he's still pissing and piss on the person in front of him.

00:51:01.710 --> 00:51:03.309
Only when he has to wear on.

00:51:03.789 --> 00:51:08.510
Do one of those and he just sits there and let like he'll continue it with his big billy grin.

00:51:08.750 --> 00:51:10.030
Little baby heiney hanging out.

00:51:10.269 --> 00:51:12.110
I can see that happening right there.

00:51:12.750 --> 00:51:14.030
Baby Heiney.

00:51:14.190 --> 00:51:14.750
Yes.

00:51:16.269 --> 00:51:17.630
I don't like you.

00:51:20.350 --> 00:51:24.750
Is there a chance of um AI taking over?

00:51:25.390 --> 00:51:29.309
Do you think AI presses the button with nuclear bombs?

00:51:29.630 --> 00:51:31.070
They get some some way somehow.

00:51:31.390 --> 00:51:33.950
I think it's I think it's well involved in taking over.

00:51:34.350 --> 00:51:37.870
I mean, they get these data centers fucking, which is crazy in general.

00:51:38.110 --> 00:51:38.670
Oh yeah, yeah.

00:51:38.750 --> 00:51:39.870
That's we're fucking cooked.

00:51:40.030 --> 00:51:42.350
Given another fucking 10, 10 to 15 years of cooked out there.

00:51:42.670 --> 00:51:46.269
Did you hear about the that emergency uh meeting they had at Amazon?

00:51:46.829 --> 00:51:47.070
No.

00:51:47.309 --> 00:51:48.269
You didn't hear about those?

00:51:48.430 --> 00:51:51.789
Sound like they had an emergency meeting upon about AI.

00:51:52.110 --> 00:51:59.390
About AI, about how their AI coding is just getting like beyond them.

00:51:59.870 --> 00:52:03.710
Pushed in, and it and that's like and the AI is communicating more doing this, doing that.

00:52:03.950 --> 00:52:13.150
Now they're setting like regulations of like junior engineers need to fucking get signed off by like senior engineers, those senior engineers need to get signed off on this person.

00:52:13.630 --> 00:52:20.829
I I guess something fucking happened where Amazon was like all fucked up and it I think it was like a hundred and something thousand people gonna get onto it.

00:52:21.070 --> 00:52:23.230
Well like my buttons get delivered.

00:52:24.670 --> 00:52:33.550
Then Elon gets onto Twitter and says be alarmed for like nuclear shit.

00:52:34.030 --> 00:52:34.430
We're done.

00:52:34.670 --> 00:52:37.070
But is that just his is that just Elon's tism?

00:52:37.630 --> 00:52:38.430
I don't well.

00:52:39.710 --> 00:52:40.750
I call it autism.

00:52:41.070 --> 00:52:42.590
Well, everyone's got a tism, man.

00:52:42.750 --> 00:52:43.710
He's got a touch of the tism.

00:52:44.110 --> 00:52:46.670
You got some he looks like a fun guy.

00:52:49.789 --> 00:52:51.550
We go on party with Elon Musk tonight.

00:52:51.630 --> 00:52:52.190
Oh, that's a good sign.

00:52:53.710 --> 00:52:53.950
Nobody.

00:52:54.190 --> 00:52:54.350
No.

00:52:54.430 --> 00:52:54.670
All right.

00:52:54.829 --> 00:52:57.230
Dude, I bet he's great to do an eight-ball with.

00:52:59.070 --> 00:52:59.630
Just saying that.

00:52:59.950 --> 00:53:01.950
Way much more fun than Jim.

00:53:06.110 --> 00:53:08.110
I haven't done an eight-ball in a while.

00:53:11.150 --> 00:53:12.030
It's been a while.

00:53:12.590 --> 00:53:15.230
Do you know how hard it is to get fish scale up here?

00:53:18.510 --> 00:53:20.910
I mean, I like I wouldn't even like it.

00:53:20.990 --> 00:53:21.390
I would love to do it.

00:53:21.550 --> 00:53:23.630
I'm not gonna like I did so much cocaine growing up.

00:53:23.870 --> 00:53:24.990
No, I would love to do it, man.

00:53:25.309 --> 00:53:25.950
I know, don't get me wrong.

00:53:26.190 --> 00:53:27.150
I'm afraid to do it, man.

00:53:27.390 --> 00:53:30.910
Exactly because it's next thing you know, you have Oh, easy there, guy.

00:53:31.150 --> 00:53:36.030
Uh well, according to uh C3P always fucking bit the fucking shit right there.

00:53:36.350 --> 00:53:37.950
Down goes the studio.

00:53:41.309 --> 00:53:43.710
Bro, you fucking dented the concrete wall.

00:53:44.670 --> 00:53:45.550
Jesus.

00:53:46.110 --> 00:53:48.190
Uh you gotta call it a mason.

00:53:48.430 --> 00:53:54.510
Oh, did I did I tell you I did I tell you a story where I I stumbled upon a uh a nice amount of snow?

00:53:54.829 --> 00:53:55.150
No.

00:53:55.309 --> 00:53:56.110
Oh, this is a good one.

00:53:56.190 --> 00:53:57.309
You guys like this.

00:53:57.789 --> 00:54:00.350
So you had you had a you had a bad uh storm at the house?

00:54:00.510 --> 00:54:01.470
Yeah, so obviously.

00:54:03.390 --> 00:54:08.190
So I had um I'd stumbled upon nine units.

00:54:08.829 --> 00:54:10.670
Nine inches of snow, wow.

00:54:10.910 --> 00:54:11.950
Nine units.

00:54:12.190 --> 00:54:13.550
And that's a lot.

00:54:13.789 --> 00:54:14.510
It was in my car.

00:54:14.990 --> 00:54:16.110
It's just over a half.

00:54:16.269 --> 00:54:17.230
Oh, oh, yeah.

00:54:17.870 --> 00:54:19.150
So I had one over a half.

00:54:19.870 --> 00:54:22.670
I had it, and I had no desire to even go near it.

00:54:22.910 --> 00:54:24.269
It was bricked up and all that.

00:54:24.350 --> 00:54:26.990
And I was because it was in my my buddy.

00:54:27.630 --> 00:54:28.030
Time out.

00:54:28.350 --> 00:54:28.750
Time out.

00:54:28.829 --> 00:54:30.030
Can we rewind something here real quick?

00:54:30.190 --> 00:54:34.190
No, actually, I think we should stop the story here and just move on.

00:54:35.230 --> 00:54:35.470
Oh, come on.

00:54:35.550 --> 00:54:37.470
I got saying that.

00:54:37.630 --> 00:54:38.670
I got a great story for you, man.

00:54:38.829 --> 00:54:39.309
I didn't say you were.

00:54:39.550 --> 00:54:40.910
Hey, Maddie, don't be a buzzkill.

00:54:40.990 --> 00:54:42.110
This is a good one.

00:54:42.350 --> 00:54:44.670
It was basically the show.

00:54:44.829 --> 00:54:49.470
It was basically me not investing into the nine units, got it for free, and I sold it for three.

00:54:49.710 --> 00:54:50.750
Oh, nice.

00:54:51.150 --> 00:54:52.350
It was nine units.

00:54:52.510 --> 00:54:54.110
Where was my phone call?

00:54:55.230 --> 00:55:00.190
So hey, I gave it to somebody who we all know well who's been in business for a few years.

00:55:00.750 --> 00:55:06.829
I uh I I smuggled eight units on a plane in my shoe to Vegas.

00:55:07.150 --> 00:55:07.789
Wow.

00:55:08.430 --> 00:55:10.269
That's a ball, that's ballsy.

00:55:10.430 --> 00:55:12.269
Well, it was pre-9-11.

00:55:12.750 --> 00:55:13.070
Okay.

00:55:13.550 --> 00:55:16.510
Um, so it was ballsy for sure.

00:55:17.150 --> 00:55:18.750
Even still, right?

00:55:21.070 --> 00:55:22.829
There was nothing there was nothing illegal said.

00:55:22.990 --> 00:55:23.710
What are the units?

00:55:23.950 --> 00:55:29.550
Well, actually, at the time it may have been six units because I got it two days before.

00:55:30.350 --> 00:55:32.030
I lost two units.

00:55:33.070 --> 00:55:33.710
Yeah.

00:55:34.269 --> 00:55:35.950
Forecast rain.

00:55:38.750 --> 00:55:40.590
All right, we'll stop the story again.

00:55:43.390 --> 00:55:45.470
Yeah, we had we had a labor layout.

00:55:46.350 --> 00:55:55.950
I'm sorry, I didn't know I had uh Pablo, Escobar, and fucking the fucking uh the whole thing was I had it for three days and I didn't want nothing to do with it.

00:55:56.110 --> 00:55:57.550
Like it was just weird for me.

00:55:57.870 --> 00:56:00.990
Well, my question is this I mean anybody's question wouldn't be this.

00:56:01.150 --> 00:56:02.670
How did it get there?

00:56:02.990 --> 00:56:04.269
No, don't answer that.

00:56:04.430 --> 00:56:06.750
No, it was a buddy of mine who passed away.

00:56:06.990 --> 00:56:08.269
It was a stash bot.

00:56:08.430 --> 00:56:09.309
He left it in the will.

00:56:09.550 --> 00:56:12.190
And you got it legally.

00:56:12.269 --> 00:56:12.670
That's all.

00:56:13.230 --> 00:56:16.030
See, we do everything, we do everything here legally.

00:56:17.470 --> 00:56:17.789
Legally.

00:56:18.110 --> 00:56:18.829
Well, I had a guy.

00:56:19.070 --> 00:56:20.750
Well, Billy, thank you for joining us.

00:56:21.070 --> 00:56:24.590
Uh how do you spell your last name?

00:56:24.829 --> 00:56:27.070
When we go, listen, here's the deal.

00:56:27.230 --> 00:56:34.110
Uh, Matt, Kev, when we get to the back door dive, we have fucking SWAT outside for Billy.

00:56:34.430 --> 00:56:37.230
They're bringing in the fucking darts.

00:56:37.390 --> 00:56:38.590
It'll be your best episode ever.

00:56:38.829 --> 00:56:43.230
See if they'll put see how many darts how many darts it takes to put down the gorilla.

00:56:43.550 --> 00:56:44.510
The whirly bird.

00:56:45.070 --> 00:56:46.750
I'm going with four.

00:56:48.590 --> 00:56:51.789
Why is there a ghetto bird in New Fairfield?

00:56:56.670 --> 00:56:58.030
I don't understand.

00:56:58.350 --> 00:57:01.630
There was a fucking Yeti spotted in the woods.

00:57:02.269 --> 00:57:04.590
No, that that was a hairless yeti.

00:57:04.910 --> 00:57:06.350
That was the guy from next door.

00:57:07.150 --> 00:57:08.350
He was a guest on the podcast.

00:57:08.670 --> 00:57:09.950
He was just partying.

00:57:10.990 --> 00:57:13.470
His whole face was covered in white powder.

00:57:13.630 --> 00:57:14.269
I don't know.

00:57:14.430 --> 00:57:15.710
It's crazy.

00:57:16.030 --> 00:57:16.829
In units.

00:57:16.990 --> 00:57:17.309
Yeah.

00:57:18.750 --> 00:57:20.670
Look like a fucking Yeti.

00:57:22.510 --> 00:57:24.990
Didn't know whether to run or snort his face.

00:57:26.590 --> 00:57:27.710
Either or when it's.

00:57:27.870 --> 00:57:32.829
I mean, anyone listening to this who wasn't thinking about how to traffic that, I don't even know how what kind of person is.

00:57:32.990 --> 00:57:33.390
Oh my goodness.

00:57:33.630 --> 00:57:37.070
First of all, if that ever happened to me, instant diarrhea in my pants.

00:57:37.630 --> 00:57:40.910
I'm like, what I'd be so fucking scared.

00:57:41.150 --> 00:57:42.030
You kidding me?

00:57:42.190 --> 00:57:43.390
Dude, I was so scared.

00:57:43.550 --> 00:57:44.910
I'd be on a plane, yeah.

00:57:45.070 --> 00:57:45.550
Yeah.

00:57:45.870 --> 00:57:47.390
Like in my sock.

00:57:48.269 --> 00:57:51.309
You know, in in like the both arches.

00:57:51.789 --> 00:57:52.510
That's awesome.

00:57:52.670 --> 00:57:53.630
You must have been sweating.

00:57:53.870 --> 00:57:54.670
Because I'm I don't know.

00:57:56.030 --> 00:57:57.070
I'm pretty sure you guys don't know.

00:57:57.230 --> 00:57:59.230
I love I'm glad Johnny Depp is on the show.

00:57:59.309 --> 00:58:01.789
We're going over that amount looks like 21 Johnson.

00:58:03.550 --> 00:58:06.510
You know, and you could easily kind of fit that in your two arches.

00:58:06.670 --> 00:58:06.990
Yeah.

00:58:07.150 --> 00:58:09.550
You know, and you you would have to take your shoes off.

00:58:09.789 --> 00:58:11.470
Um This is the dumbest fit.

00:58:11.710 --> 00:58:13.150
But you wouldn't have to take your socks off.

00:58:14.350 --> 00:58:15.789
Well, you can fit in the arches, yeah.

00:58:16.110 --> 00:58:17.470
Then you gotta put on a gold bond.

00:58:17.630 --> 00:58:22.190
Yeah, because the fucking skin machine they put you through these days doesn't pick that up.

00:58:22.350 --> 00:58:24.350
Well, it would this pre-9-11, he said.

00:58:24.590 --> 00:58:25.230
Pre-9-11.

00:58:25.390 --> 00:58:25.870
Oh, okay.

00:58:26.030 --> 00:58:26.350
You know.

00:58:26.829 --> 00:58:28.350
That's a key aspect right there.

00:58:29.550 --> 00:58:33.150
Yeah, because like I haven't done much since 9-11, honestly.

00:58:33.309 --> 00:58:34.269
Like, I'm old.

00:58:34.430 --> 00:58:36.670
Like, that's kind of whatever you say, George, yeah.

00:58:36.910 --> 00:58:38.670
You know, that's kind of the heyday.

00:58:38.750 --> 00:58:39.070
You know.

00:58:39.309 --> 00:58:39.789
That's funny.

00:58:39.870 --> 00:58:42.269
Most of my damage was done after 9-11.

00:58:42.590 --> 00:58:44.590
Yeah, I was uh yeah, I was after 9-11.

00:58:44.990 --> 00:58:45.789
Only 25, 25.

00:58:45.950 --> 00:58:47.550
Oh, you're old after that.

00:58:47.789 --> 00:58:49.070
I was 20, I was 21.

00:58:49.390 --> 00:58:51.070
Um, I remember hanging out your house.

00:58:51.230 --> 00:58:53.630
No, I was 23.

00:58:53.789 --> 00:58:55.309
Right right before I got right before I went away.

00:58:56.110 --> 00:58:56.990
There we go.

00:58:57.950 --> 00:58:59.550
It was pre-9-11.

00:58:59.630 --> 00:59:04.750
It was uh it was Derek's bachelor party in Vegas.

00:59:05.070 --> 00:59:05.950
Oh boy.

00:59:06.430 --> 00:59:09.710
Yeah, me uh, me, Dom, Cully.

00:59:10.190 --> 00:59:15.789
Um like a bunch of us flew out, and and it ended up, you know, great.

00:59:15.950 --> 00:59:18.430
You guys are as great as it could be.

00:59:18.910 --> 00:59:23.710
Um I lost about three G's in like two days.

00:59:23.950 --> 00:59:24.510
There you go.

00:59:24.750 --> 00:59:26.829
Um not in a casino.

00:59:27.390 --> 00:59:27.710
Yeah.

00:59:27.950 --> 00:59:29.789
Were you uh gambling and talking at the same time?

00:59:30.110 --> 00:59:31.230
I think you were gambler.

00:59:31.470 --> 00:59:32.269
Oh yeah, dude.

00:59:32.350 --> 00:59:32.990
I've had my moments.

00:59:33.390 --> 00:59:34.990
Oh, were you just fucking that tuned up?

00:59:35.150 --> 00:59:36.030
Or were you gambling?

00:59:36.350 --> 00:59:36.590
Yes.

00:59:37.070 --> 00:59:38.910
Were you gambling and talking with everybody?

00:59:39.150 --> 00:59:40.030
You know what happened?

00:59:40.190 --> 00:59:41.470
I'll I'll tell you what happened, dude.

00:59:41.630 --> 00:59:41.950
Here we go.

00:59:42.030 --> 00:59:42.910
Why don't you tell me what happened?

00:59:43.070 --> 00:59:44.670
Listen, I'm gonna put my legs up for your story times.

00:59:44.829 --> 00:59:46.670
Hey, can I have the bourbon while you're telling us what happened?

00:59:46.829 --> 00:59:48.910
Yeah, it's not it's not a very long story.

00:59:49.150 --> 00:59:50.269
Oh, I wasn't prepared though.

00:59:50.510 --> 00:59:51.309
But it's a story.

00:59:51.470 --> 00:59:51.550
Okay.

00:59:52.030 --> 00:59:57.630
Um it's uh this is probably I cannot wait for this story to end because it's probably gonna be so stupid.

00:59:57.950 --> 01:00:04.350
No, so so we get there, um, we we get off the you know, off the plane in the airport.

01:00:04.510 --> 01:00:07.390
Um You're giving us information that's not necessary.

01:00:07.710 --> 01:00:08.269
No, it is.

01:00:08.430 --> 01:00:09.230
He's building up.

01:00:09.470 --> 01:00:09.870
Boring.

01:00:10.030 --> 01:00:19.630
It's not a foreign movie because Derek picks us up from the airport, and in the airport, walking out, I fucking hit a slot machine for 400 bucks right off the plane.

01:00:19.870 --> 01:00:22.430
400 hold on because they have them in the airport.

01:00:22.590 --> 01:00:24.110
They have every delis and shit, too.

01:00:24.190 --> 01:00:25.870
Yeah, they're everywhere in Vegas.

01:00:26.269 --> 01:00:27.950
While a hooker was fucking pickpoxing.

01:00:28.110 --> 01:00:30.030
So I'm hitting I hit for 400 bucks.

01:00:30.110 --> 01:00:32.110
I got fucking six units in my shoe.

01:00:32.269 --> 01:00:32.910
How old were you?

01:00:33.150 --> 01:00:37.150
Well, probably five because we had a layover in Detroit, you know.

01:00:40.430 --> 01:00:43.390
So after that layover, like we knew we were golden.

01:00:43.630 --> 01:00:44.750
And then there were two.

01:00:44.990 --> 01:00:46.510
And it was like, we're in.

01:00:46.829 --> 01:00:49.630
Um, so so really you smuggled nothing.

01:00:49.870 --> 01:00:51.070
No, no, yeah, no.

01:00:51.230 --> 01:00:51.789
No, no.

01:00:51.870 --> 01:01:05.470
So that like and ended up being like a solid day with a keybump of uh marathon stuff, and then we you know started gambling and stuff, and I ended up in the the high roller slots.

01:01:06.190 --> 01:01:08.829
Um why?

01:01:08.990 --> 01:01:10.670
I mean, I didn't even know if I would fucking admit that.

01:01:10.910 --> 01:01:11.470
Why, dude?

01:01:11.550 --> 01:01:13.470
Because I was all fucking geeked out.

01:01:13.630 --> 01:01:18.030
I don't know if I would admit geeked out, I don't know if I would admit that.

01:01:18.350 --> 01:01:19.950
Fucking high rollers.

01:01:20.269 --> 01:01:23.950
The high rolling slots were you hanging out with Derek's grandmother?

01:01:24.190 --> 01:01:30.910
Dude, like there was a point where I walked out of a bar on like a random side road, not even a casino.

01:01:31.470 --> 01:01:35.150
Um like a cockroach, like, uh, like the sun.

01:01:35.309 --> 01:01:37.789
What you know, like I had no idea the sun was out.

01:01:38.030 --> 01:01:39.630
I thought you got to cockroach.

01:01:39.870 --> 01:01:45.070
And then after that, we had um, you know, the I think the next day.

01:01:45.550 --> 01:01:46.750
Tell me Emerald.

01:01:47.230 --> 01:01:49.870
We went to um the Riviera.

01:01:50.430 --> 01:01:51.630
We were at the Riviera.

01:01:51.950 --> 01:01:56.990
I was at the high roller slots because like uh Derek was out there, his brother was out there as well.

01:01:57.309 --> 01:01:58.430
Well, fuck that guy.

01:01:59.309 --> 01:02:00.190
Captain Liberal.

01:02:00.430 --> 01:02:04.750
And like the Riviera was like the best buffet, you know, at that time.

01:02:04.910 --> 01:02:05.390
Anyway.

01:02:05.550 --> 01:02:08.430
Um was Bellaggio not built yet?

01:02:08.590 --> 01:02:23.630
We'll hit lunch at the you know, let at the at the Riviera, whatever, you know, and um so I hit the high roller slots and it was my life was gone in in like I don't know, 45 minutes, maybe.

01:02:25.150 --> 01:02:30.350
Dude, I I met them at the buffet with nothing.

01:02:30.510 --> 01:02:39.390
Bro, and luckily, like like a couple of them had comps, so I could actually like eat and like get some buffet.

01:02:39.630 --> 01:02:43.710
You sound like you sound like a real fucking white trash dirt battery.

01:02:43.870 --> 01:02:46.670
This is a story I've ever heard.

01:02:46.990 --> 01:02:47.550
Yeah, dude.

01:02:47.630 --> 01:02:47.950
Yeah, yeah.

01:02:48.190 --> 01:02:50.269
I was in the heart of the room, true story.

01:02:50.510 --> 01:02:52.670
And I uh spent my mortgage payment.

01:02:52.990 --> 01:02:55.070
Oh, dude, it's not it's not a room, dude.

01:02:55.150 --> 01:02:59.070
It's like a I don't know, like a fancy fence.

01:02:59.550 --> 01:03:04.670
And you kind of walked through it, and it's like, oh, like I've actually been 500 bucks a poll.

01:03:04.910 --> 01:03:05.390
Yeah, yeah.

01:03:05.630 --> 01:03:05.950
Okay.

01:03:06.750 --> 01:03:08.510
You know, like fancy fence.

01:03:08.670 --> 01:03:15.230
You know, like you do like four of those polls at that age, like I was twenty young something, you know.

01:03:15.550 --> 01:03:18.190
Well it was pretty fucking stupid to be in that room.

01:03:18.430 --> 01:03:21.630
Again, you didn't say VIP again slots, dude.

01:03:21.870 --> 01:03:25.470
Again, you forgot about the the smuggling that had happened.

01:03:25.710 --> 01:03:28.030
Yeah, it wouldn't have to do with what fucking room you're playing in.

01:03:28.190 --> 01:03:29.789
Well, there's no thinking clearly either, though.

01:03:29.870 --> 01:03:30.350
Obviously not.

01:03:30.430 --> 01:03:33.870
Yeah, you know, you're like So I don't think he was thinking clearly before telling the story.

01:03:34.269 --> 01:03:34.750
Billy's with me.

01:03:35.150 --> 01:03:38.350
So I'm gonna I'm gonna guess you're probably up 24 hours at this point.

01:03:38.590 --> 01:03:39.390
Oh, more.

01:03:39.630 --> 01:03:39.789
Yes.

01:03:40.110 --> 01:03:41.630
I love you to tell me all thinking clear.

01:03:41.870 --> 01:03:44.269
Will you give me the fucking bourbon, please?

01:03:45.230 --> 01:03:45.550
Yeah.

01:03:45.870 --> 01:03:50.590
Uh, ladies and gentlemen, if you're watching, just let us know since the fucking show sucks now.

01:03:50.990 --> 01:03:52.510
Oh, I think it's doing great.

01:03:52.670 --> 01:03:54.269
No, that's because you're talking.

01:03:54.430 --> 01:03:55.390
Oh, it wasn't a bad story.

01:03:55.870 --> 01:03:56.510
Billy, shut up.

01:03:56.750 --> 01:03:57.150
Terrible story.

01:03:57.390 --> 01:03:57.950
I thought it was a good story.

01:03:58.030 --> 01:04:03.470
You'll fucking thank you.

01:04:03.789 --> 01:04:11.309
I mean, we're we're not as edgy as we usually are, so if they saw the pre-show.

01:04:12.670 --> 01:04:15.390
I gotta fucking douse myself on holy water walking in there.

01:04:15.870 --> 01:04:20.990
That's because Kevin didn't use any racial terms while he was losing money in the high roller room.

01:04:23.870 --> 01:04:25.870
Dude, I didn't have time to use any terms.

01:04:25.950 --> 01:04:28.030
I was like, oh my god, what just happened?

01:04:30.269 --> 01:04:33.950
You know, because you just like feed it into the slot machine.

01:04:34.430 --> 01:04:35.309
Like my dick.

01:04:35.710 --> 01:04:37.390
Max betching.

01:04:37.710 --> 01:04:40.110
You know, like, oh shit, that really happened.

01:04:40.430 --> 01:04:46.990
So you really know the difference between a dollar slot outside and a$25 slot inside.

01:04:47.150 --> 01:04:48.190
What do you mean that was$500?

01:04:48.750 --> 01:04:50.110
So stupid.

01:04:50.510 --> 01:04:52.829
How come you don't have like a sign up here that says the dollar?

01:04:53.230 --> 01:04:56.590
Like I'm a I'm a moron and I'll throw five, six hundred dollars in a dollar.

01:04:57.070 --> 01:04:58.269
I'm a big dummy.

01:04:58.510 --> 01:05:01.150
But I'm not fucking pulling$500 a roll.

01:05:01.390 --> 01:05:06.829
Dude, at at this point, I was on like a probably a three-day bender.

01:05:07.230 --> 01:05:10.110
Um You just you just try to make that you're one up that story.

01:05:10.269 --> 01:05:12.829
Yeah, you were you were You were probably on a two-day bender.

01:05:13.070 --> 01:05:13.630
No, no.

01:05:13.789 --> 01:05:17.390
Like five minutes ago, you were out of the airport going to the casino.

01:05:17.630 --> 01:05:18.750
Yeah, it's a three-day bender.

01:05:18.990 --> 01:05:21.150
Dude, I you did you want the what happened in between?

01:05:21.550 --> 01:05:22.750
You want the you want the hangover?

01:05:22.910 --> 01:05:24.030
You want to hear the hangover now?

01:05:24.350 --> 01:05:25.150
Like two hours to work.

01:05:25.470 --> 01:05:25.630
Nope.

01:05:25.710 --> 01:05:26.030
No, nope.

01:05:26.269 --> 01:05:27.150
You know, like exactly.

01:05:27.309 --> 01:05:30.269
That's why I fucking got to the point, you know.

01:05:30.510 --> 01:05:32.510
Yeah, you shouldn't even have told the story at all.

01:05:33.070 --> 01:05:34.269
I thought it was a good story.

01:05:35.870 --> 01:05:37.950
Of course, Billy, Billy's gonna be a softie all of a sudden.

01:05:38.269 --> 01:05:39.550
I mean, tell him the truth, Billy.

01:05:39.630 --> 01:05:40.430
At two brute?

01:05:40.750 --> 01:05:41.710
Don't be a pussy.

01:05:41.950 --> 01:05:42.829
Like, come on, man.

01:05:42.910 --> 01:05:43.630
That's a good story.

01:05:43.789 --> 01:05:44.910
High roller slots?

01:05:45.150 --> 01:05:46.590
Yeah, dude, high roller slots.

01:05:46.990 --> 01:05:48.430
I'll never play another slot again.

01:05:48.590 --> 01:05:49.630
I'd rather go gay.

01:05:49.789 --> 01:05:51.230
I'd rather go down a slide of razors.

01:05:51.470 --> 01:05:51.870
It's gay.

01:05:51.950 --> 01:05:52.269
It's okay.

01:05:52.350 --> 01:05:54.350
Matt you Matt used to climb trees naked and fall out of them.

01:05:54.670 --> 01:05:55.070
I would rather go.

01:05:55.550 --> 01:05:56.510
I didn't fall out of the tree.

01:05:56.750 --> 01:05:56.990
Shut up.

01:05:57.230 --> 01:06:02.269
I would rather go down a slide of razors into a bucket of hepatitis than listen to that story.

01:06:02.510 --> 01:06:04.269
Because, dude, like I was I was hitting like I hit.

01:06:04.829 --> 01:06:05.470
Off the airplane.

01:06:05.710 --> 01:06:07.950
Well, you think you got the lucky shit going, you got the water off the button.

01:06:08.269 --> 01:06:16.829
Like the bar I walked out of with the sun with the cockroach, like I fucking hit at video poker because they got the video poker machines at the bar at the fucking side street.

01:06:17.070 --> 01:06:18.910
I feel like the cockroaches in the padded fucking.

01:06:19.309 --> 01:06:24.670
Like I was I was fucking I was fucking hitting it and I was like, I'm gonna hit the high roller slots.

01:06:26.190 --> 01:06:36.350
And it was like what possessed you to think maybe eight plays, and I was like done for the trip.

01:06:36.590 --> 01:06:43.710
Like I was luckily, like like Dom and and everybody would take care of your poor ass.

01:06:43.950 --> 01:06:46.670
They they all had a comp for the for the buffet.

01:06:49.070 --> 01:06:53.070
Here, here's here's some here's some salad dirt bag.

01:06:53.470 --> 01:06:54.990
You know, I was kind of looking forward to it.

01:06:55.230 --> 01:06:58.990
I wasn't hungry for a while, then I became a if I was there with real hungry.

01:06:59.390 --> 01:06:59.630
Exactly.

01:07:00.030 --> 01:07:04.590
If I was there with you, I would have made you stand outside the buffet and I would have threw croutons at you.

01:07:04.670 --> 01:07:06.110
Are you gonna eat those crackers?

01:07:06.510 --> 01:07:07.230
I can get those.

01:07:07.390 --> 01:07:08.750
We all know that hunger too.

01:07:08.990 --> 01:07:09.789
Um, what?

01:07:10.829 --> 01:07:11.870
What are you talking about?

01:07:11.950 --> 01:07:13.950
I'm gonna do this bump before I go to dinner.

01:07:14.269 --> 01:07:14.829
No, I'm good.

01:07:14.910 --> 01:07:16.350
I'm chewing on my tongue.

01:07:17.390 --> 01:07:20.430
Hey, you got uh something wrong with your jaw?

01:07:20.590 --> 01:07:22.110
Yeah, I was a dentist today.

01:07:24.590 --> 01:07:25.309
What flavor is that?

01:07:25.390 --> 01:07:26.030
They hit my nerve.

01:07:26.269 --> 01:07:26.829
Tongue, you want some?

01:07:26.910 --> 01:07:27.550
No, they hit my nerve.

01:07:27.950 --> 01:07:33.470
All these stories are why we have not gone to Vegas for a raider game yet.

01:07:33.870 --> 01:07:35.390
Yeah, I'm a little scared.

01:07:36.350 --> 01:07:37.309
You're getting raided.

01:07:37.470 --> 01:07:40.430
Oh, people have said outright, I am not going with you.

01:07:40.670 --> 01:07:42.030
You're Vegas for a raider game.

01:07:42.190 --> 01:07:43.710
Yeah, you're getting outright.

01:07:43.789 --> 01:07:45.230
There's no fuck away I'm going.

01:07:45.470 --> 01:07:48.030
Billy will fucking ditty you ten times.

01:07:48.269 --> 01:07:49.950
I think Billy and I will be fine.

01:07:50.829 --> 01:07:56.350
Listen, I will go with both of you if you both give me enough bail money for the two of you.

01:07:56.590 --> 01:07:59.309
Well, of course we'll have a credit card with enough bail money.

01:07:59.470 --> 01:07:59.870
Yeah.

01:08:00.110 --> 01:08:01.870
I will watch and video.

01:08:02.510 --> 01:08:03.390
Next thing up.

01:08:03.550 --> 01:08:05.070
I get a phone, I got a phone call.

01:08:05.309 --> 01:08:06.430
I don't like I don't like that at all.

01:08:06.670 --> 01:08:07.710
I got a phone call the next morning.

01:08:07.789 --> 01:08:08.269
It's Kevin.

01:08:08.430 --> 01:08:08.910
Well, for for us.

01:08:09.070 --> 01:08:09.710
Kevin's on the phone.

01:08:10.110 --> 01:08:10.990
For legal purposes.

01:08:11.550 --> 01:08:12.750
We lost Maddie.

01:08:13.230 --> 01:08:14.510
No, he's gonna find him.

01:08:14.590 --> 01:08:15.230
We lost him.

01:08:15.789 --> 01:08:16.430
I don't know.

01:08:16.670 --> 01:08:18.029
He's on a mattress on the roof.

01:08:18.189 --> 01:08:22.670
He's he's still he's still at the bunny ranch and he won't come out.

01:08:24.350 --> 01:08:24.909
That's fine.

01:08:25.069 --> 01:08:26.110
He's been there for two days.

01:08:28.510 --> 01:08:33.310
Last time he was spotted, he was getting fucking spit roasted by a Yeti and Billy.

01:08:33.789 --> 01:08:34.670
Disgusting.

01:08:34.989 --> 01:08:35.470
Whoa.

01:08:35.789 --> 01:08:36.190
Whoa.

01:08:36.670 --> 01:08:36.829
Wow.

01:08:37.150 --> 01:08:38.670
Sorry, I had to throw that out there.

01:08:38.909 --> 01:08:39.310
Whoa.

01:08:39.789 --> 01:08:41.069
But he survived.

01:08:41.310 --> 01:08:42.430
I'm alright with the Yeti.

01:08:43.069 --> 01:08:43.630
He's good.

01:08:43.710 --> 01:08:44.190
He's good.

01:08:44.909 --> 01:08:46.110
Yeti's one thing.

01:08:46.430 --> 01:08:47.230
Yeti and Billy.

01:08:47.869 --> 01:08:48.670
That's a fucking savage duo.

01:08:48.829 --> 01:08:49.710
That would completely ruin the show.

01:08:49.869 --> 01:08:50.989
That's a savage duo.

01:08:51.470 --> 01:08:52.750
I mean, I love Billy.

01:08:52.829 --> 01:08:53.470
I mean, I've noticed.

01:08:53.550 --> 01:08:54.110
Who the fuck is this?

01:08:54.270 --> 01:08:54.590
My whole life.

01:08:54.829 --> 01:08:55.789
Billy and Yeti.

01:08:56.590 --> 01:08:57.470
We don't know who these two are.

01:08:57.630 --> 01:08:58.909
Was it a female Yeti?

01:08:59.310 --> 01:09:00.190
We don't know.

01:09:01.230 --> 01:09:02.029
That's kind of important.

01:09:02.270 --> 01:09:02.909
We don't know.

01:09:04.430 --> 01:09:04.989
Don't know.

01:09:05.630 --> 01:09:08.670
All I would know is I want Air Force Amy sitting on my face.

01:09:09.949 --> 01:09:11.069
Oh, yeah.

01:09:12.510 --> 01:09:13.150
Yeah.

01:09:14.989 --> 01:09:15.310
Okay.

01:09:16.190 --> 01:09:18.670
Ha! What was I gonna say?

01:09:19.150 --> 01:09:19.550
Vegas.

01:09:19.630 --> 01:09:21.310
We're taking a show to Vegas.

01:09:24.110 --> 01:09:25.789
I'll get fucking shot in public.

01:09:26.750 --> 01:09:27.470
Something.

01:09:27.789 --> 01:09:29.630
Or this is what we do.

01:09:30.029 --> 01:09:31.869
We put a leash on Billy.

01:09:33.230 --> 01:09:34.670
A leash and a GoPro.

01:09:34.829 --> 01:09:36.029
Don't worry, we're not gonna be talking about it.

01:09:37.150 --> 01:09:38.110
A leash and a GoPro.

01:09:38.430 --> 01:09:40.110
Just put a leash on him or by.

01:09:40.270 --> 01:09:41.150
Like Channing Tatum?

01:09:41.310 --> 01:09:42.909
No, we're going as furries.

01:09:43.230 --> 01:09:45.630
And would I want to see how people react to us?

01:09:46.989 --> 01:09:48.029
I'd be down for that.

01:09:48.110 --> 01:09:48.510
Yep.

01:09:50.510 --> 01:09:52.989
Him and I acting like fucking dogs or something?

01:09:53.069 --> 01:09:54.670
Or acting like I'm a cat, he's a dog.

01:09:54.829 --> 01:09:55.869
Do I no?

01:09:56.029 --> 01:10:03.310
See, I think the best thing would be to have like Billy dress up like a dog and have Matt holding the leash.

01:10:04.029 --> 01:10:06.350
Or like a real human, like he's his keeper.

01:10:06.590 --> 01:10:07.150
He's big enough.

01:10:07.230 --> 01:10:07.310
Yeah.

01:10:07.550 --> 01:10:08.430
We can build a saddle.

01:10:08.750 --> 01:10:10.989
We can build a saddle for Maddie.

01:10:11.390 --> 01:10:14.590
We can build a saddle for Maddie to put on Billy's back.

01:10:15.230 --> 01:10:16.350
Win-win, bro.

01:10:17.630 --> 01:10:18.750
I don't think that's comfortable for me.

01:10:18.909 --> 01:10:20.190
Like a Maddie Bjorn?

01:10:22.270 --> 01:10:23.630
Well, that's different.

01:10:23.869 --> 01:10:25.630
That's entirely different.

01:10:25.949 --> 01:10:28.670
Maddie, you only gotta hold on for eight seconds.

01:10:28.989 --> 01:10:29.390
Alright.

01:10:29.630 --> 01:10:30.829
Good luck, buddy.

01:10:31.550 --> 01:10:33.390
Fucking Billy's bucking.

01:10:36.029 --> 01:10:38.510
What if I trust with one of those uh things in Star Wars?

01:10:39.710 --> 01:10:41.390
He's just hanging on to his thigh.

01:10:41.710 --> 01:10:42.750
Oh, the Tontons?

01:10:42.989 --> 01:10:43.310
Yeah.

01:10:43.550 --> 01:10:44.430
What the what?

01:10:44.829 --> 01:10:46.510
Tontons from Star Wars.

01:10:46.670 --> 01:10:47.390
What the fuck are those?

01:10:48.270 --> 01:10:49.310
The things from the ice world.

01:10:49.470 --> 01:10:49.949
From the hot.

01:10:50.989 --> 01:10:53.150
It's the one Luke cuts into and gets warm.

01:10:53.310 --> 01:10:55.150
Yeah, all that white stuff that came out.

01:10:57.869 --> 01:10:59.470
So I gotta go in there.

01:11:00.670 --> 01:11:02.909
Alright, Rod, you want to recommend your sister for this?

01:11:02.989 --> 01:11:05.550
Because can you imagine that?

01:11:05.710 --> 01:11:07.069
Well, he was unconscious.

01:11:07.310 --> 01:11:07.869
I get it.

01:11:08.510 --> 01:11:10.190
I mean, it is a movie.

01:11:11.470 --> 01:11:12.989
He was like a dagger system.

01:11:13.230 --> 01:11:13.710
Let me cut him.

01:11:14.190 --> 01:11:16.110
As he's shoving him in, he's like, shut up, dude.

01:11:16.909 --> 01:11:18.270
You're gonna cut this animal open.

01:11:19.470 --> 01:11:22.750
But its innards look like full fucking things of condoms.

01:11:22.909 --> 01:11:25.150
I want to go to Vegas and drink individual condoms.

01:11:25.230 --> 01:11:27.069
We're passing out, saying dagabots.

01:11:27.390 --> 01:11:27.869
What does it look like?

01:11:28.510 --> 01:11:31.310
We have to cut somebody open and put me to bed.

01:11:31.710 --> 01:11:34.430
It looked like a it was a bad prank.

01:11:34.590 --> 01:11:38.190
It looked like a bathtub full of Orbies.

01:11:41.630 --> 01:11:42.510
Fucks Orbies.

01:11:43.150 --> 01:11:43.710
Dagabots.

01:11:44.670 --> 01:11:46.110
What the fuck?

01:11:47.710 --> 01:11:48.829
What happened now?

01:11:49.390 --> 01:11:50.590
Like when he cuts it open.

01:11:50.670 --> 01:11:52.430
It's like uh it looks like it would be orbee.

01:11:52.670 --> 01:11:54.829
It looks like individual cones.

01:11:54.989 --> 01:11:55.230
Yeah, yeah.

01:11:55.390 --> 01:11:55.949
That's what it looks like.

01:11:56.110 --> 01:11:56.590
I'm gonna be honest.

01:11:57.150 --> 01:11:57.789
Or intestine.

01:11:57.949 --> 01:11:58.590
Y'all got me.

01:11:58.750 --> 01:11:59.710
Y'all got me.

01:11:59.869 --> 01:12:00.430
What what?

01:12:00.829 --> 01:12:04.350
I'm sorry, where you did you ask uh the stage hand permission?

01:12:05.710 --> 01:12:06.989
Sorry, where where are you going?

01:12:08.029 --> 01:12:08.750
He's a stagehand.

01:12:08.989 --> 01:12:09.550
Where's your beer?

01:12:09.789 --> 01:12:10.590
I finished that one.

01:12:10.750 --> 01:12:11.150
Oh, okay.

01:12:11.869 --> 01:12:12.270
I gotta get out.

01:12:13.390 --> 01:12:13.869
Is that right?

01:12:14.670 --> 01:12:16.510
I mean, why don't you just tell Kevin to go fetch you a beer?

01:12:17.710 --> 01:12:21.710
Oh someone else has a smaller body than Kevin.

01:12:21.789 --> 01:12:22.110
Look at me.

01:12:22.430 --> 01:12:30.989
This is where No, this is where the the the fun fucking goes downhill because people can't hold their piss.

01:12:32.909 --> 01:12:34.510
Fuck you an hour.

01:12:39.390 --> 01:12:39.949
I can't even tell.

01:12:40.190 --> 01:12:41.150
I can't see.

01:12:42.270 --> 01:12:44.989
What was it?

01:12:47.630 --> 01:12:47.949
Where?

01:12:48.029 --> 01:12:49.069
I don't know where I'm looking.

01:12:49.310 --> 01:12:52.590
I can't see shit! That does not say an hour six minutes.

01:12:52.909 --> 01:12:54.029
Did you hit record?

01:12:56.590 --> 01:12:58.190
Did you bring a laptop too?

01:13:01.230 --> 01:13:03.390
We have not been on for two hours.

01:13:05.470 --> 01:13:06.190
Well, maybe.

01:13:06.270 --> 01:13:07.869
We had a little pre-show thing going on.

01:13:08.909 --> 01:13:10.029
Hour 13.

01:13:10.510 --> 01:13:11.150
Oh, okay.

01:13:11.310 --> 01:13:12.750
That's fine.

01:13:14.909 --> 01:13:16.270
I can't fucking see.

01:13:17.710 --> 01:13:19.470
Maybe if you stop drinking the moonshine.

01:13:20.270 --> 01:13:21.949
The straight moonshine's not good for you.

01:13:22.270 --> 01:13:23.869
Are you to need a road, Ruben?

01:13:24.190 --> 01:13:24.909
You're gonna go blind.

01:13:25.390 --> 01:13:26.270
Oh fuck yeah.

01:13:27.630 --> 01:13:28.590
Oh yeah.

01:13:33.390 --> 01:13:36.190
So see how fast Kevin got out of the way there?

01:13:37.789 --> 01:13:40.270
Fast Kevin moved in fucking years.

01:13:42.270 --> 01:13:43.069
Fuck you, Bill.

01:13:43.470 --> 01:13:47.230
Dude, you see an 18-wheeler coming at you in the rear view, you get out the way.

01:13:48.029 --> 01:13:48.989
Alright.

01:13:49.789 --> 01:13:50.350
Just saying.

01:13:50.829 --> 01:13:52.350
Alright, let's let's let's move on.

01:13:52.510 --> 01:13:53.869
Yeah, so I've got to go.

01:13:53.949 --> 01:13:55.230
So no no.

01:13:55.390 --> 01:13:57.069
What what's next on the show?

01:13:57.869 --> 01:13:58.110
What?

01:13:58.350 --> 01:13:59.230
What's next on the show?

01:13:59.390 --> 01:14:00.510
Oh, we're following a routine?

01:14:00.750 --> 01:14:00.989
No.

01:14:01.230 --> 01:14:01.550
Okay.

01:14:03.710 --> 01:14:04.270
I know.

01:14:04.430 --> 01:14:06.510
Well, I was coming up with stuff to talk about.

01:14:06.590 --> 01:14:09.069
I just want to say what's what do you want to talk about?

01:14:09.390 --> 01:14:10.110
What do you mean?

01:14:10.350 --> 01:14:10.989
What?

01:14:12.430 --> 01:14:13.150
You're not prepared for this.

01:14:13.310 --> 01:14:15.390
Mohamedadi, take a seat.

01:14:15.710 --> 01:14:18.029
Bill, what would you like to talk about?

01:14:19.310 --> 01:14:20.909
It's called it's like Popourie.

01:14:20.989 --> 01:14:21.710
It's open mic night.

01:14:21.869 --> 01:14:22.350
What do you want to talk about?

01:14:22.989 --> 01:14:23.789
Open mic night.

01:14:23.869 --> 01:14:25.949
Well, we've we've definitely dripped off of everything.

01:14:26.029 --> 01:14:27.550
It's hard to get serious now.

01:14:27.869 --> 01:14:29.150
It's probably because you got up and played.

01:14:29.949 --> 01:14:30.670
Oh, that's my fault.

01:14:30.829 --> 01:14:32.430
All right, so how about the bladder?

01:14:32.750 --> 01:14:34.829
What's your latest Facebook fight?

01:14:35.550 --> 01:14:36.909
Oh, fuck everybody.

01:14:37.069 --> 01:14:38.029
Oh boy.

01:14:39.069 --> 01:14:39.470
Right?

01:14:39.630 --> 01:14:42.029
Like, what's Bill's latest Facebook fight?

01:14:42.110 --> 01:14:52.909
That should be like a Do you know what's actually funny is I had somebody, so I got a phone call the other day, and I'm registered Republican or whatever, and it was somebody from the Republican Party, and they're like, hey, you know, and they're talking about the direction of the country and this that.

01:14:53.069 --> 01:14:55.310
Now you stay on the phone long enough to listen to that?

01:14:55.470 --> 01:14:56.989
Well, I like to entertain shit.

01:14:57.150 --> 01:14:59.550
So if you can only imagine that.

01:14:59.789 --> 01:15:01.230
What did you say there, little Sally?

01:15:01.550 --> 01:15:04.430
Well, no, so here's where I stand, and that's what it is.

01:15:04.510 --> 01:15:06.110
It's like we all question what Trump's doing.

01:15:06.190 --> 01:15:08.829
Like, I'm not completely like a Trump slave, you know what I mean?

01:15:08.989 --> 01:15:09.150
Yeah.

01:15:09.310 --> 01:15:12.110
So I was, you know, I'm going with the guys like, oh, you know, the country can get ruined.

01:15:12.590 --> 01:15:13.150
Go, listen, I go.

01:15:13.310 --> 01:15:16.110
First off, I don't think every Muslim's a fucking terrorist.

01:15:16.270 --> 01:15:16.829
I'll tell you that.

01:15:16.989 --> 01:15:24.270
Islamic, you know, because I listen, when I was I knew enough Muslims, like when I was locked up, you know how to tell the difference?

01:15:24.510 --> 01:15:26.110
If they have killing me?

01:15:26.350 --> 01:15:29.230
If they have the word infidel in their vocabulary.

01:15:29.550 --> 01:15:30.110
That'll do it.

01:15:30.350 --> 01:15:37.550
Like if if that's even in their reach of words, like, yeah, you're you're fucking out to fucking kill me.

01:15:37.710 --> 01:15:37.869
Yeah.

01:15:38.029 --> 01:15:38.430
You know?

01:15:38.989 --> 01:15:43.630
No, so it but he wasn't like the the whole thing was I'm I'm middle of the road.

01:15:43.710 --> 01:15:47.310
I think if you're if you are extreme one way or the other, you're a fucking lunatic.

01:15:48.029 --> 01:15:51.150
And like, for example, I I had a conversation with your brother.

01:15:51.869 --> 01:15:53.789
Went back and forth a little bit, but it was Lee?

01:15:54.029 --> 01:15:54.190
No.

01:15:54.350 --> 01:15:55.630
Well, Phil, yeah.

01:15:55.949 --> 01:15:56.270
Phil.

01:15:56.430 --> 01:16:00.510
Yeah, and it was the the sensible one, not the fucking Yeah, that's what it is.

01:16:00.829 --> 01:16:05.310
And it was just like, and we were we we came to like in, you know, we agreed on certain things.

01:16:05.390 --> 01:16:07.710
Like I said, I said, I'm not, I'm not loyal to Trump.

01:16:08.110 --> 01:16:09.949
If Trump's on that fucking list, burn him.

01:16:10.350 --> 01:16:10.750
100%.

01:16:11.069 --> 01:16:12.270
Oh, wood chipper all the way.

01:16:12.430 --> 01:16:12.750
100%.

01:16:12.989 --> 01:16:13.789
And that's the normal thing.

01:16:13.869 --> 01:16:18.190
And with all the bullshit going on, like investigation, investigation, investigation.

01:16:18.350 --> 01:16:25.949
Like when the Congress, what, two weeks ago, what it was it, 380 to 65 to not release the sexual misconduct of the Congressman.

01:16:26.430 --> 01:16:26.750
So bad.

01:16:26.909 --> 01:16:30.510
And then you find out about this$18 million slush fund that's our fucking money.

01:16:30.670 --> 01:16:30.829
Yeah.

01:16:31.230 --> 01:16:35.470
And first off, why do we need to vote legislation to investigate these people?

01:16:35.630 --> 01:16:36.190
I didn't know.

01:16:36.590 --> 01:16:40.989
If I if I were to kill somebody, were they gonna vote to whether investigate me or not?

01:16:41.230 --> 01:16:42.350
No, you're going down first shot.

01:16:42.590 --> 01:16:43.069
That's what I mean.

01:16:43.150 --> 01:16:45.869
It's why are these people just investigated and it's Harpoon?

01:16:46.029 --> 01:16:49.310
And it's an S and that's what it is, is theater.

01:16:49.630 --> 01:16:51.470
Yeah, it's it's political theater.

01:16:51.789 --> 01:16:52.190
Make arrest.

01:16:52.430 --> 01:16:56.350
But because they know, listen, and the whole thing is, well, you know, Trump's on.

01:16:56.510 --> 01:16:58.190
Okay, well, they had four years, they've always had it.

01:16:58.750 --> 01:17:01.150
Listen, if they're if he's on it, they're all on it.

01:17:01.310 --> 01:17:03.069
No one wants to get fucking exposed.

01:17:03.230 --> 01:17:04.430
That's the end of that.

01:17:04.590 --> 01:17:09.310
And they will they will burn this shit to the ground before they've leased them fucking files.

01:17:09.470 --> 01:17:10.750
Why aren't the victims coming out?

01:17:11.069 --> 01:17:11.869
What's going on with that?

01:17:14.590 --> 01:17:16.350
No, not victims, victims.

01:17:16.590 --> 01:17:23.630
But there's a there's a bunch of them, there's a bunch of them who are actually getting together to tell shit needs to fucking explore.

01:17:23.789 --> 01:17:28.190
And if we're not going to be doing that, then then the whole fucking shit needs to be fucking removed.

01:17:28.350 --> 01:17:33.550
And if if you're making if you're making a career out of being a politician, you're doing it wrong.

01:17:33.630 --> 01:17:34.350
Because back in the day.

01:17:34.670 --> 01:17:35.230
Term limits.

01:17:35.310 --> 01:17:36.190
Yeah, term limits.

01:17:36.270 --> 01:17:38.909
But back in the day, it wasn't people weren't making money over it.

01:17:38.989 --> 01:17:40.670
You was you your local firemen or whatever.

01:17:40.989 --> 01:17:41.949
Like you go way back.

01:17:42.029 --> 01:17:43.630
Those are your elected officials.

01:17:43.789 --> 01:17:45.869
They weren't making profits off of it.

01:17:46.110 --> 01:17:50.270
And like it's and then you and that's the other thing, too.

01:17:50.350 --> 01:17:53.230
When you try, when when I come from when I come, thank you, Pat.

01:17:55.949 --> 01:17:58.989
When I come when I come back a little bit, like playing hard to get belt.

01:17:59.150 --> 01:18:00.590
Yeah, you try to hold your composure.

01:18:00.750 --> 01:18:01.949
You're playing hard to get belt.

01:18:03.470 --> 01:18:08.989
When I come back a little bit and like, okay, listen, I'll say, listen, I'm not loyalist to Trump, I'm loyalist to what's right.

01:18:09.470 --> 01:18:15.470
These people who are so far left, they've got to keep pulling you further and further rather than them coming into a direction.

01:18:15.630 --> 01:18:18.510
Like, listen, I'll give you something, but you got to give something back.

01:18:18.670 --> 01:18:19.710
Like, and that's what it is.

01:18:19.869 --> 01:18:23.869
And when you look at what's going on, like anybody with eyes goes, well, no.

01:18:24.750 --> 01:18:25.869
Islamists aren't a problem.

01:18:25.949 --> 01:18:27.949
Islam's, are you out of your fucking mind?

01:18:28.110 --> 01:18:29.470
Like, what are you looking at?

01:18:29.630 --> 01:18:31.390
These people are, how about this?

01:18:31.550 --> 01:18:39.069
When they gather in front of a church and fucking throw their rugs down and start praying in front of a church, don't tell me that's a fucking peaceful fucking thing.

01:18:39.310 --> 01:18:43.949
Because they ain't going into the mosques and throwing the Hail Marys around in there.

01:18:44.110 --> 01:18:44.270
Yeah.

01:18:44.510 --> 01:18:45.230
Because they don't do that.

01:18:45.310 --> 01:18:47.550
And don't tell me, you know, you're not trying to be inclusive.

01:18:47.710 --> 01:18:48.270
I'm sorry.

01:18:48.430 --> 01:18:51.310
That's you know, you want to do your fucking thing, do your fucking thing.

01:18:51.390 --> 01:18:58.430
But don't be taking over neighborhoods or telling me we got to hear your fucking call to prayer over the fucking speakers in fucking cities.

01:18:58.829 --> 01:19:03.310
If you want it, it's you're allowed to be here, practice freely, fine.

01:19:03.470 --> 01:19:04.909
Don't be down our fucking throats.

01:19:04.989 --> 01:19:12.750
And then you got these people, all Democrats, and any, but then and you got the where these why are these Republicans siding with some of this shit?

01:19:12.909 --> 01:19:19.710
Like, you know, it's it it it's not even that's I'm I'm asking why almost fucking just just say, well, why?

01:19:20.029 --> 01:19:20.829
But we know why.

01:19:20.909 --> 01:19:23.150
Because they're all yeah, they're all they're all in bed together.

01:19:23.310 --> 01:19:25.869
Yeah, it's all lobbyists and yeah, and that's the other thing.

01:19:25.949 --> 01:19:30.590
Money should not be in the special interest groups and which is short term for fucking bribes.

01:19:31.550 --> 01:19:31.949
Yeah.

01:19:32.829 --> 01:19:33.869
It's very simple.

01:19:34.110 --> 01:19:34.829
Like everybody knows.

01:19:37.550 --> 01:19:42.110
What's those special interest groups interested in compared with me?

01:19:42.270 --> 01:19:43.150
Or Minnesota.

01:19:43.390 --> 01:19:44.670
You just tell Elon Omar?

01:19:44.909 --> 01:19:44.989
Fuck.

01:19:45.150 --> 01:19:45.310
Really?

01:19:45.630 --> 01:19:46.590
Fuck that cunt.

01:19:46.750 --> 01:19:46.829
Right.

01:19:46.909 --> 01:19:48.110
And that's what it was.

01:19:48.190 --> 01:19:49.069
They wanted to fuck it out.

01:19:49.310 --> 01:19:54.430
They wanted to get they wanted her to get her out of there, and there's Republicans who voted against her being investigated.

01:19:54.670 --> 01:19:55.630
What the fuck?

01:19:55.949 --> 01:19:58.750
Because it would impact their cash flow.

01:19:59.069 --> 01:20:00.670
Yeah, well, the whole thing is, well, and that's what it is.

01:20:00.750 --> 01:20:03.230
And not for you want to go to the Somalian daycare?

01:20:03.710 --> 01:20:05.150
Yeah, well, I I you know what's funny?

01:20:05.230 --> 01:20:05.789
I didn't hear one parent.

01:20:06.670 --> 01:20:07.310
Wait, hold on, hold on.

01:20:07.390 --> 01:20:07.789
I didn't hear one.

01:20:07.949 --> 01:20:08.110
Yes.

01:20:08.270 --> 01:20:09.150
I didn't hear one parent complaint.

01:20:09.390 --> 01:20:11.150
I want to bring my son to daycare, I bring Billy.

01:20:11.230 --> 01:20:12.110
Wait, listen, listen, listen.

01:20:12.590 --> 01:20:13.470
Here's the catch with that.

01:20:13.630 --> 01:20:15.470
So all these daycares got shut down, right?

01:20:15.550 --> 01:20:20.430
I haven't heard one parent complain about their kid not going to fucking daycare because they were never going to fucking daycare.

01:20:20.750 --> 01:20:24.750
This right here is the the This is a Somalian daycare.

01:20:24.909 --> 01:20:25.630
Right here.

01:20:26.909 --> 01:20:28.510
I wish I was smart to figure that out.

01:20:28.750 --> 01:20:29.069
Right here.

01:20:29.789 --> 01:20:31.710
We could be in Minnesota right now.

01:20:31.869 --> 01:20:32.510
I'm your captain.

01:20:32.909 --> 01:20:34.350
This is a fucking Somalian daycare.

01:20:34.430 --> 01:20:35.069
I'm your captain.

01:20:35.310 --> 01:20:38.829
The only difference is no one's head's elongated, no one's eyes are popping out.

01:20:39.310 --> 01:20:41.310
They're funny looking motherfuckers.

01:20:42.029 --> 01:20:43.230
A lot of forehead.

01:20:44.190 --> 01:20:44.670
A lot.

01:20:44.829 --> 01:20:45.310
A lot of foreign.

01:20:45.470 --> 01:20:47.150
Almost like too much forehead, man.

01:20:47.949 --> 01:20:48.909
Like more than mine.

01:20:49.150 --> 01:20:51.550
They're the human form of beaker from the Muppets.

01:20:51.710 --> 01:20:53.630
Well, and they and they showed that and they showed a number.

01:20:53.710 --> 01:20:54.510
Like me, me.

01:20:55.069 --> 01:20:55.630
With the tan.

01:20:55.949 --> 01:20:58.029
They're the majority of the ones taking all the welfare money.

01:20:58.110 --> 01:20:59.230
And you got Tim Walker from it.

01:20:59.310 --> 01:20:59.710
Tim Walker.

01:20:59.949 --> 01:21:00.829
He was Irish, man.

01:21:00.909 --> 01:21:01.230
Yeah.

01:21:01.550 --> 01:21:04.909
Oh, did you see that guy get fucking banged around fucking Congress?

01:21:05.310 --> 01:21:05.869
Tim Walls?

01:21:06.350 --> 01:21:06.430
Yeah.

01:21:06.750 --> 01:21:07.710
Oh, they lit him up.

01:21:07.789 --> 01:21:07.949
Oh.

01:21:08.350 --> 01:21:09.390
Dude, I can't believe he's gonna be.

01:21:11.949 --> 01:21:12.909
Shut up, bitch.

01:21:13.069 --> 01:21:13.710
Yeah.

01:21:14.670 --> 01:21:15.710
It's just shit like that.

01:21:15.789 --> 01:21:18.270
And and after nothing, and whatever.

01:21:18.430 --> 01:21:19.390
It's when.

01:21:19.869 --> 01:21:21.710
So when does a revolution happen?

01:21:21.789 --> 01:21:22.670
Or what do you do?

01:21:22.750 --> 01:21:25.949
Like, when does the rocket launcher fucking hit the fucking Capitol building?

01:21:26.029 --> 01:21:26.430
You know?

01:21:26.510 --> 01:21:31.069
And God forbid, I get terminal with something, you guys are gonna know about it.

01:21:32.430 --> 01:21:34.270
Whereas I'm going out with a fucking flashback.

01:21:34.430 --> 01:21:34.909
Me too, bro.

01:21:35.470 --> 01:21:36.350
Why are you looking at me?

01:21:36.510 --> 01:21:38.110
Hashtag me too.

01:21:38.350 --> 01:21:38.989
Yeah.

01:21:39.230 --> 01:21:43.069
This fucking guy's killing himself in the backyard for every apocalypse thing.

01:21:43.150 --> 01:21:46.350
Now all of a sudden you're now fucking running around.

01:21:46.590 --> 01:21:47.550
Is the bunker done?

01:21:47.789 --> 01:21:50.270
Wait, no, the bathroom's not done, so the bunker's definitely not done.

01:21:50.350 --> 01:21:50.510
Jeez.

01:21:50.670 --> 01:21:51.949
Well, the bathroom's not carpeted yet.

01:21:52.029 --> 01:21:52.829
You gotta wait for that.

01:21:53.069 --> 01:21:57.949
I don't even know if there's a shower curtain up yet.

01:21:58.110 --> 01:22:00.510
What step are you on up there from completion?

01:22:01.069 --> 01:22:02.350
I'm two strokes away from completion.

01:22:02.590 --> 01:22:04.670
When the fuck did he start this job, the project?

01:22:04.909 --> 01:22:05.869
Well, project one?

01:22:06.029 --> 01:22:06.190
Yeah.

01:22:06.909 --> 01:22:08.029
It was uh pre-Christmas.

01:22:09.550 --> 01:22:10.430
It was right after Thanksgiving.

01:22:10.750 --> 01:22:11.550
Pre-Christmas.

01:22:11.710 --> 01:22:12.829
It was right after Thanksgiving.

01:22:12.989 --> 01:22:16.270
Hey man, I'm a I'm a slow worker, bro, but it comes out beautiful.

01:22:16.510 --> 01:22:21.630
Wow, well, like that, it kind of seems like, oh shit, I gotta get this done now.

01:22:21.869 --> 01:22:26.029
When you when he asked, he's he's like, I'll have this done, I'll have this done in six days.

01:22:26.190 --> 01:22:28.750
I was like, I won more money on this bet.

01:22:28.829 --> 01:22:29.470
Yeah, he didn't.

01:22:29.710 --> 01:22:30.750
Alright, so timeout, man.

01:22:30.909 --> 01:22:31.869
Timeout in Las Vegas.

01:22:32.110 --> 01:22:36.590
All I gotta do is this, I gotta do this, I gotta do this, I gotta do this, I gotta do this, this, this, this, and this.

01:22:36.829 --> 01:22:37.150
It'll be done.

01:22:37.230 --> 01:22:37.710
It'll be done.

01:22:38.029 --> 01:22:38.270
Six days.

01:22:38.430 --> 01:22:38.909
It'll be done.

01:22:39.069 --> 01:22:39.470
Timeout.

01:22:39.710 --> 01:22:40.430
I got it.

01:22:40.670 --> 01:22:41.230
What?

01:22:41.470 --> 01:22:43.069
All right, say what you gotta say.

01:22:43.550 --> 01:22:46.510
Going on day 742.

01:22:47.150 --> 01:22:47.630
One.

01:22:47.869 --> 01:22:48.190
Go.

01:22:48.510 --> 01:22:59.470
Okay, so um it it became apparent that it was not going to be finished by the time my in-laws came to stay for Christmas.

01:22:59.710 --> 01:23:03.949
Well, you didn't heed the information that your friends gave you and said, no, that's not gonna get done.

01:23:04.510 --> 01:23:05.869
Okay, so okay.

01:23:06.270 --> 01:23:06.989
Whatever.

01:23:07.230 --> 01:23:09.150
I'm telling the story right now.

01:23:09.390 --> 01:23:12.190
Um this guy.

01:23:12.590 --> 01:23:14.829
Um another story.

01:23:15.310 --> 01:23:17.710
Like Christmas time came and went.

01:23:17.869 --> 01:23:19.949
You know Bathroom night complete.

01:23:20.270 --> 01:23:20.909
New Year's.

01:23:21.069 --> 01:23:22.350
New Year's came and went.

01:23:22.430 --> 01:23:24.510
Like family's still here.

01:23:24.670 --> 01:23:28.430
Can't really work on it, you know, in that time period.

01:23:29.310 --> 01:23:30.270
Bullshit.

01:23:30.510 --> 01:23:31.069
Why?

01:23:31.470 --> 01:23:36.029
I don't know, because I I have a job and what would be different.

01:23:36.829 --> 01:23:39.069
I'm sorry, how many days a week did you go to the job?

01:23:39.390 --> 01:23:46.989
And and and when they when when when they came here, like they adjusted to the situation and it was fine.

01:23:47.230 --> 01:23:48.430
Like immigrants, they came right.

01:23:48.590 --> 01:23:49.710
Wait, did they not have a bathroom?

01:23:49.869 --> 01:23:50.430
They came to this.

01:23:50.909 --> 01:23:51.390
No, they did.

01:23:52.190 --> 01:23:57.069
Like the there's a shower, everything downstairs here, you know, to use.

01:23:57.230 --> 01:23:59.230
It's just there's another one upstairs that I'm doing.

01:23:59.550 --> 01:24:00.430
That's the project one.

01:24:00.590 --> 01:24:01.230
Currently.

01:24:01.550 --> 01:24:02.029
Still.

01:24:02.350 --> 01:24:05.069
Um it's a labor of labor of love.

01:24:05.310 --> 01:24:07.230
Well, yeah, so listen.

01:24:07.630 --> 01:24:10.029
I put in a lot of love and detail into this.

01:24:10.270 --> 01:24:11.310
You got hey Pat.

01:24:11.470 --> 01:24:12.190
You gotta follow.

01:24:12.350 --> 01:24:13.069
I'm following.

01:24:13.230 --> 01:24:13.630
All right, okay.

01:24:13.789 --> 01:24:14.270
I'm following.

01:24:14.350 --> 01:24:16.750
So, like Was the outside of the house painted yet?

01:24:17.949 --> 01:24:18.350
Wow.

01:24:18.590 --> 01:24:19.230
Really, bro?

01:24:19.310 --> 01:24:21.069
Well, we gotta bring up old shit, bro.

01:24:21.230 --> 01:24:22.750
Because it's still going on.

01:24:23.310 --> 01:24:24.989
Like, fucking come on, man.

01:24:25.150 --> 01:24:25.949
It's still going on.

01:24:26.190 --> 01:24:27.069
So how's the bathroom coming?

01:24:27.150 --> 01:24:27.789
I thought we were free.

01:24:27.949 --> 01:24:28.510
Like a black hole.

01:24:28.670 --> 01:24:28.989
So anyway.

01:24:29.230 --> 01:24:30.750
You couldn't finish with the in-law's hi.

01:24:31.150 --> 01:24:33.949
Right, so objection overruled, relevant.

01:24:35.230 --> 01:24:37.390
After New Year's, they left.

01:24:37.550 --> 01:24:37.869
Hi.

01:24:38.270 --> 01:24:42.989
Uh, mother-in-law, brother-in-law, wife, you know, like everyone.

01:24:43.150 --> 01:24:45.390
We had a family here.

01:24:45.630 --> 01:24:47.069
Six weeks they had to use a shitty bath.

01:24:47.310 --> 01:24:47.949
I have an important question.

01:24:48.590 --> 01:24:50.029
Is your brother-in-law's wife hot?

01:24:50.829 --> 01:24:51.150
No.

01:24:51.630 --> 01:24:56.989
I I mean, I mean brother-in-law would be his wife's sister.

01:24:57.230 --> 01:24:58.590
That's what I figured.

01:25:00.510 --> 01:25:00.750
Right?

01:25:00.829 --> 01:25:02.190
Um, his wife's sister, right?

01:25:02.350 --> 01:25:02.510
No.

01:25:02.750 --> 01:25:05.710
I mean, no, I'm Brazzers.com, it is.

01:25:05.869 --> 01:25:06.590
All right, so go on.

01:25:06.670 --> 01:25:07.069
I'm sorry.

01:25:08.270 --> 01:25:09.230
Um Brazzers.

01:25:09.630 --> 01:25:10.670
Stepmother.

01:25:13.230 --> 01:25:14.110
Mommy Dears.

01:25:14.350 --> 01:25:15.150
Like, fuck off.

01:25:15.310 --> 01:25:16.510
Uh come on, guys.

01:25:17.310 --> 01:25:17.869
Albuquerque.

01:25:18.350 --> 01:25:18.430
What?

01:25:18.510 --> 01:25:20.110
What are you talking about?

01:25:21.230 --> 01:25:22.430
Let's get back to the bathroom.

01:25:22.590 --> 01:25:22.829
Sure.

01:25:22.989 --> 01:25:24.190
New Biofilms.

01:25:25.069 --> 01:25:28.110
So, um was I?

01:25:28.430 --> 01:25:29.310
Still not done.

01:25:29.550 --> 01:25:32.350
Um Christmas and New Year's New Year's.

01:25:32.510 --> 01:25:32.829
New Year's.

01:25:33.470 --> 01:25:34.909
So they leave.

01:25:36.590 --> 01:25:42.029
Like the next fucking day, my wife gets a fucking puppy.

01:25:44.510 --> 01:25:45.550
Yeah, yeah, dude.

01:25:45.630 --> 01:25:45.869
Yeah.

01:25:46.750 --> 01:25:47.310
You need another puppy.

01:25:47.470 --> 01:25:47.710
Yeah.

01:25:47.869 --> 01:25:50.270
Who got who got her the puppy?

01:25:51.390 --> 01:25:51.710
Her?

01:25:53.869 --> 01:25:54.750
Like, not me.

01:25:55.069 --> 01:25:55.230
Her.

01:25:55.310 --> 01:25:55.869
She's the nitty.

01:25:56.110 --> 01:25:57.230
I didn't do it, dude.

01:25:57.390 --> 01:26:01.710
Like, all I did was show up to the spot where she got it.

01:26:01.949 --> 01:26:03.789
Where she flocked to bring it home.

01:26:04.670 --> 01:26:07.630
Where she takes you to the public center of the city and flocks you.

01:26:09.310 --> 01:26:09.630
Okay.

01:26:10.029 --> 01:26:14.829
So now we're in like, I don't know, first week of January.

01:26:15.069 --> 01:26:16.590
And now you're training a puppy.

01:26:16.829 --> 01:26:18.110
New puppy.

01:26:18.510 --> 01:26:20.029
Is a small puppy?

01:26:20.829 --> 01:26:22.750
Which you get a great dane.

01:26:23.150 --> 01:26:27.789
No, so he's uh he's a shepherd, great Pyrenees, cattle dog.

01:26:28.270 --> 01:26:29.390
Small dog, gay dog.

01:26:29.550 --> 01:26:30.270
He's gonna be big.

01:26:30.590 --> 01:26:30.989
I know.

01:26:31.230 --> 01:26:32.829
Yeah, he's gonna be big.

01:26:33.470 --> 01:26:34.750
You said all big dogs right there.

01:26:35.069 --> 01:26:35.550
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:26:36.029 --> 01:26:39.710
Kevin is Dude, his paws, he's gonna he gonna be big.

01:26:39.869 --> 01:26:43.869
Kevin is counting on at least two of his dogs dying by the time his dog gets big.

01:26:44.110 --> 01:26:45.789
We're counting on two of his dogs dying as well.

01:26:45.869 --> 01:26:46.590
How many got now?

01:26:46.989 --> 01:26:47.150
Five?

01:26:47.470 --> 01:26:47.789
Four.

01:26:47.949 --> 01:26:49.470
Oh, Bill, you could help us.

01:26:49.710 --> 01:26:56.270
We can put a fucking we're gonna put a meat vest on Scout and we're gonna hang Scout from one of the trees outside.

01:26:56.670 --> 01:26:57.869
See if a bear comes.

01:26:58.110 --> 01:27:00.670
Well, because she's a dirty cunt of a dog.

01:27:00.989 --> 01:27:01.949
Which one's Scout?

01:27:02.670 --> 01:27:03.310
The retard.

01:27:03.390 --> 01:27:03.949
The big one.

01:27:04.110 --> 01:27:05.150
The big black one, right?

01:27:05.630 --> 01:27:06.829
The yeah, the big black one.

01:27:07.150 --> 01:27:07.230
St.

01:27:07.390 --> 01:27:07.949
Bernard one?

01:27:08.110 --> 01:27:08.350
Yes.

01:27:08.510 --> 01:27:08.750
Okay.

01:27:09.150 --> 01:27:10.350
Did you say BBC?

01:27:10.510 --> 01:27:11.150
Yeah.

01:27:12.190 --> 01:27:13.150
It's my favorite porn.

01:27:13.630 --> 01:27:14.029
BBO.

01:27:14.750 --> 01:27:15.470
BBO.

01:27:16.190 --> 01:27:17.630
I love watching white women get railed.

01:27:17.789 --> 01:27:18.590
I can't even watch it.

01:27:18.670 --> 01:27:19.710
I gotta change the channel.

01:27:19.869 --> 01:27:20.909
He said BBO.

01:27:21.230 --> 01:27:23.069
Sorry, gaping video.

01:27:23.789 --> 01:27:27.390
But uh Tia Carrera anal cream pie.

01:27:27.710 --> 01:27:28.590
Big black one.

01:27:29.230 --> 01:27:30.510
I love Tia Carrera.

01:27:30.750 --> 01:27:32.909
Can't you watch her watch fucking a white guy though?

01:27:33.069 --> 01:27:34.029
Oh, she's not black.

01:27:34.270 --> 01:27:35.630
Tia Carrera's not black.

01:27:35.710 --> 01:27:37.789
You can't count her as black man.

01:27:38.510 --> 01:27:38.909
Come on.

01:27:39.550 --> 01:27:40.989
She's mulatto at best.

01:27:41.150 --> 01:27:41.550
Come on.

01:27:41.630 --> 01:27:41.869
Yeah.

01:27:42.110 --> 01:27:42.430
I like you.

01:27:42.590 --> 01:27:43.069
I like the Asian.

01:27:43.390 --> 01:27:44.350
Polynesian at best.

01:27:44.510 --> 01:27:44.989
Kazumi.

01:27:45.150 --> 01:27:46.190
Kazumi's one of my favorites.

01:27:46.270 --> 01:27:46.829
Oh, Kazumi.

01:27:47.069 --> 01:27:47.630
Is she a wrestler?

01:27:47.789 --> 01:27:48.350
Katsumi.

01:27:48.430 --> 01:27:48.989
Kazumi.

01:27:49.230 --> 01:27:49.869
Yeah, she's a good one.

01:27:50.029 --> 01:27:50.670
Tag team wrestling?

01:27:50.829 --> 01:27:51.230
That's all fine.

01:27:52.029 --> 01:27:52.750
Yo, Kazuna.

01:27:53.150 --> 01:27:54.350
Yokazuna.

01:27:58.110 --> 01:27:58.670
No, I got mine.

01:27:59.150 --> 01:28:00.670
Mine is never watches.

01:28:00.989 --> 01:28:01.230
You know what?

01:28:01.550 --> 01:28:04.350
The podcast you got I should have started is doing that one dude's interview's point.

01:28:04.829 --> 01:28:05.949
Stars all the fucking time.

01:28:06.190 --> 01:28:08.829
Because uh there would probably be sexual assaults every weekend.

01:28:09.069 --> 01:28:10.670
No, they get they bang on Statin all the time.

01:28:10.829 --> 01:28:13.470
No, Maddie would get sexually assaulted by one of them.

01:28:14.029 --> 01:28:14.989
It's okay.

01:28:15.310 --> 01:28:16.110
Uh Matthew.

01:28:16.750 --> 01:28:17.069
Yeah.

01:28:17.390 --> 01:28:18.110
Episode one.

01:28:18.750 --> 01:28:20.110
Maddie was ragging.

01:28:20.989 --> 01:28:22.270
I would hump so many people.

01:28:22.909 --> 01:28:24.909
We're gonna have to divorce me and me.

01:28:25.230 --> 01:28:29.949
Matt's interview after he was pegged by a raping of Matthew Farbman.

01:28:30.510 --> 01:28:31.470
You know what Pittsburgh.

01:28:33.150 --> 01:28:35.150
If it's a hot porn swamp, fuck it.

01:28:35.470 --> 01:28:35.869
Fuck it.

01:28:36.029 --> 01:28:37.710
You can ring in Rochelle Ryan.

01:28:38.029 --> 01:28:39.310
Bring in Brandy Love.

01:28:39.550 --> 01:28:40.110
Well, he's he's already.

01:28:40.510 --> 01:28:41.949
That's what he's saying out of retirement.

01:28:42.190 --> 01:28:42.750
All right, all right.

01:28:42.989 --> 01:28:43.310
Let's go.

01:28:43.470 --> 01:28:45.069
He's already accepting the pegging.

01:28:45.230 --> 01:28:45.710
I'm in.

01:28:45.949 --> 01:28:46.510
Fuck it.

01:28:46.670 --> 01:28:47.310
Let's go.

01:28:47.630 --> 01:28:48.350
Loop it up.

01:28:48.590 --> 01:28:49.710
Bam, bam, bam.

01:28:50.350 --> 01:28:51.310
You might want to.

01:28:51.550 --> 01:28:51.869
Wow.

01:28:52.590 --> 01:28:53.869
I'm gonna have to drink more bourbon.

01:28:53.949 --> 01:28:54.989
You know what pisses me off?

01:28:55.310 --> 01:28:58.590
You have more these hot teachers banging their students.

01:28:58.750 --> 01:29:00.029
It's like, why are these students?

01:29:00.190 --> 01:29:01.470
Like the guys are like.

01:29:01.869 --> 01:29:03.630
They're 15, 16 years old.

01:29:03.710 --> 01:29:04.989
It's like retards.

01:29:05.230 --> 01:29:06.110
Keep your mouth shut.

01:29:07.150 --> 01:29:10.590
But it's but it's the fathers that go to the authority.

01:29:11.550 --> 01:29:14.750
I mean, do you not want to punch these fucking assholes in the mouth?

01:29:15.310 --> 01:29:15.710
My son.

01:29:15.949 --> 01:29:18.750
Dude, like, where was this shit when I was going through high school?

01:29:18.989 --> 01:29:20.430
Well, our teachers weren't exactly that.

01:29:20.590 --> 01:29:20.829
You know?

01:29:21.630 --> 01:29:23.630
We had like Fletcher and APAP.

01:29:24.029 --> 01:29:26.989
You know, like that wasn't fucking anything hot.

01:29:27.230 --> 01:29:27.470
You know?

01:29:27.789 --> 01:29:29.789
No, no one wants to see that on TV.

01:29:30.989 --> 01:29:32.350
Like, what the fuck, man?

01:29:32.590 --> 01:29:34.029
Do you believe they're still together?

01:29:34.270 --> 01:29:34.829
They are.

01:29:34.989 --> 01:29:35.470
Are they really?

01:29:36.029 --> 01:29:37.630
Coach in the Siena for two years, right?

01:29:37.710 --> 01:29:38.750
Yeah, but he's out of the biggest.

01:29:38.989 --> 01:29:41.869
That's a great fucking Disney Epstein story.

01:29:42.029 --> 01:29:42.670
You know?

01:29:43.230 --> 01:29:43.949
That's a fairy.

01:29:44.190 --> 01:29:44.989
Coach, what are you doing?

01:29:45.069 --> 01:29:46.670
I really like this.

01:29:47.550 --> 01:29:50.270
Female basketball star looks like a boy.

01:29:51.470 --> 01:29:53.550
She's got her name.

01:29:54.510 --> 01:29:55.230
What's her name?

01:29:55.470 --> 01:29:56.110
Janet.

01:29:56.510 --> 01:29:59.390
Ruined our whole high school football future.

01:29:59.630 --> 01:30:03.470
Her face looks like the fucking moon, but you know, like she's hot.

01:30:03.710 --> 01:30:04.989
Okay, Brett was hot.

01:30:05.390 --> 01:30:06.350
She was an ugly bitch.

01:30:07.150 --> 01:30:08.110
She can play basketball.

01:30:08.350 --> 01:30:09.630
Like a dragon.

01:30:10.670 --> 01:30:14.350
Dude, like she like the I'm gonna bury my face in that ass.

01:30:14.750 --> 01:30:15.069
Okay.

01:30:15.710 --> 01:30:16.270
Moving on.

01:30:16.510 --> 01:30:16.989
Oh, really?

01:30:17.069 --> 01:30:17.310
Chris.

01:30:18.350 --> 01:30:18.909
I had a moment here.

01:30:19.069 --> 01:30:19.869
No, yeah, your moment was.

01:30:20.750 --> 01:30:21.310
Dude, man.

01:30:21.470 --> 01:30:22.989
No, no, it wasn't gonna suck.

01:30:23.390 --> 01:30:23.630
Nope.

01:30:24.110 --> 01:30:25.390
Not gonna make you forget about it.

01:30:25.630 --> 01:30:25.869
Dude.

01:30:26.190 --> 01:30:29.550
Because it's it's going down the fucking black hole of death.

01:30:29.789 --> 01:30:31.150
Are you still in litigation?

01:30:31.390 --> 01:30:31.789
What?

01:30:32.750 --> 01:30:33.550
What is that?

01:30:33.789 --> 01:30:34.829
What did you just say?

01:30:35.069 --> 01:30:36.989
Are you still in litigation?

01:30:37.310 --> 01:30:39.069
Is that why I can't say nothing?

01:30:39.470 --> 01:30:40.029
Oh, yeah.

01:30:40.110 --> 01:30:40.670
Oh no.

01:30:40.909 --> 01:30:42.029
You can say whatever the fuck you want.

01:30:42.430 --> 01:30:42.510
Okay.

01:30:44.430 --> 01:30:44.989
Shit.

01:30:46.270 --> 01:30:46.670
Where are you?

01:30:46.909 --> 01:30:48.190
Do you think they're watching the show?

01:30:48.350 --> 01:30:48.670
I don't know.

01:30:48.750 --> 01:30:50.190
I thought you were silencing me for something.

01:30:51.789 --> 01:30:53.470
No, you just you hijacked it again.

01:30:53.949 --> 01:30:54.190
Okay.

01:30:55.470 --> 01:30:55.789
Sorry.

01:30:55.949 --> 01:30:56.190
Sorry.

01:30:56.430 --> 01:30:56.909
No, you're not.

01:30:59.230 --> 01:31:02.270
You have a 75% chance of doing a domestic terrorist act.

01:31:03.390 --> 01:31:03.789
No, yeah, yeah.

01:31:04.029 --> 01:31:04.350
Because of your.

01:31:04.750 --> 01:31:05.310
I'm truly sorry.

01:31:05.550 --> 01:31:06.350
Oh, it's 95%.

01:31:07.630 --> 01:31:10.270
You can't it's it's a minefield in my heart.

01:31:10.510 --> 01:31:11.470
It's a minefield.

01:31:11.949 --> 01:31:14.110
Walking through Kevin's minefield.

01:31:14.510 --> 01:31:16.190
Just want to fucking explode.

01:31:16.510 --> 01:31:17.630
Love is a battlefield.

01:31:18.270 --> 01:31:19.390
From the great Pat Penitar.

01:31:19.710 --> 01:31:20.430
Great fucking song.

01:31:20.750 --> 01:31:23.869
I wish we could play some music, but we can't do that because we'll get fucking kicked off at YouTube.

01:31:24.190 --> 01:31:24.829
Fuck you, YouTube.

01:31:25.230 --> 01:31:25.789
That's right.

01:31:26.029 --> 01:31:27.550
So how is the YouTube thing working out?

01:31:28.590 --> 01:31:29.310
So far, so good.

01:31:29.710 --> 01:31:30.270
Awful.

01:31:31.710 --> 01:31:32.909
There's two varying differences.

01:31:33.310 --> 01:31:36.270
Yeah, it's these two who just I have no idea.

01:31:36.829 --> 01:31:37.470
Me neither.

01:31:37.630 --> 01:31:39.550
Because he all he does is that.

01:31:42.510 --> 01:31:44.430
I was just telling him that because I used to catch you.

01:31:44.510 --> 01:31:47.310
I Facebook, obviously, because I'm always on Facebook.

01:31:47.470 --> 01:31:51.390
I just want to see you guys pop up, then you see my comments going through, and I just haven't seen you in a minute.

01:31:51.630 --> 01:31:52.510
Yeah, well, you know.

01:31:52.829 --> 01:31:53.949
Facebook sucks to assholes.

01:31:54.190 --> 01:31:54.510
Yeah.

01:31:55.789 --> 01:31:56.989
Everything sucks.

01:31:57.310 --> 01:32:01.949
I I like the Facebook fucking block you, but you found the shit on Facebook.

01:32:02.350 --> 01:32:03.150
It's like, wait a minute.

01:32:04.350 --> 01:32:04.909
Oh, dude.

01:32:04.989 --> 01:32:05.869
I found this on here.

01:32:06.029 --> 01:32:09.230
Some of the shit that we we got in trouble for on Facebook was fucking stupid.

01:32:09.390 --> 01:32:11.550
Well, it was all it was all bullshit.

01:32:13.150 --> 01:32:16.430
We were getting fucking emails cease and desist letters from Metallica.

01:32:16.750 --> 01:32:17.869
Like so many times, aren't you?

01:32:18.270 --> 01:32:20.989
I was like, after we got that, I was like, fuck you, Metallica.

01:32:21.069 --> 01:32:21.630
I don't like that.

01:32:22.110 --> 01:32:22.430
Fuck you.

01:32:23.630 --> 01:32:24.750
Oh fuck you, Lars.

01:32:25.150 --> 01:32:25.789
Could you play the song?

01:32:25.949 --> 01:32:26.029
Yeah.

01:32:26.350 --> 01:32:27.710
We got a cease and desist from Metallica.

01:32:27.869 --> 01:32:31.150
I'm like, you, you, you, how many fucking Lars, right?

01:32:31.550 --> 01:32:35.550
How many fucking pennies do you think you're gonna get from that fucking shut the fuck up?

01:32:35.789 --> 01:32:37.869
Dude, Lars has been fighting that shit since Napster's.

01:32:38.270 --> 01:32:39.949
Fucking retod.

01:32:40.350 --> 01:32:40.989
Holy shit.

01:32:41.069 --> 01:32:42.430
Him and James are douchebags.

01:32:42.590 --> 01:32:43.310
Remember Napster?

01:32:43.390 --> 01:32:43.550
Yeah.

01:32:43.630 --> 01:32:43.710
Yeah.

01:32:43.949 --> 01:32:45.069
Dude, Napster was the shit.

01:32:45.310 --> 01:32:45.550
Right.

01:32:45.789 --> 01:32:46.909
Napster was the shit.

01:32:47.390 --> 01:32:47.869
Lars.

01:32:48.270 --> 01:32:49.550
Bald ass prick.

01:32:50.190 --> 01:32:53.710
I saw a kid in the gym today where I was wearing a Lamma God shirt and he was like, up a body.

01:32:53.789 --> 01:32:55.230
He's like, oh, MC Metallica in the sphere.

01:32:55.310 --> 01:32:56.670
I was like, oh, good for you.

01:32:57.789 --> 01:32:58.350
No, I can't.

01:32:58.989 --> 01:33:00.270
I thought when they were good.

01:33:03.789 --> 01:33:05.150
They're still alive?

01:33:06.670 --> 01:33:09.069
I mean, they're douchebags now.

01:33:09.150 --> 01:33:09.710
But whatever.

01:33:10.029 --> 01:33:11.150
Bunch of cunts.

01:33:12.829 --> 01:33:14.670
Dave Mustain's another fucking character.

01:33:14.829 --> 01:33:15.069
Who?

01:33:15.230 --> 01:33:16.350
Jade Mustain?

01:33:17.069 --> 01:33:18.590
Megadeth lead singer.

01:33:19.390 --> 01:33:20.750
I wasn't into Megadeth.

01:33:21.390 --> 01:33:22.909
He was the original metallic guitarist.

01:33:23.230 --> 01:33:24.270
Songwriter.

01:33:24.510 --> 01:33:26.430
But that's a that's that's another time.

01:33:26.590 --> 01:33:27.310
Another story.

01:33:27.470 --> 01:33:29.869
Yeah, my eyes were closing.

01:33:30.270 --> 01:33:30.590
Good.

01:33:30.670 --> 01:33:31.150
Keep what?

01:33:32.190 --> 01:33:33.310
Shut your fucking Roofy State.

01:33:33.550 --> 01:33:34.989
Is that why I feel the way I feel, Billy?

01:33:35.230 --> 01:33:38.670
Billy, Billy, he listens to Christian rock, so he's not with you.

01:33:38.829 --> 01:33:39.230
Hey Billy.

01:33:40.590 --> 01:33:42.270
Hey Bill, give him a little thumb.

01:33:43.470 --> 01:33:46.590
Because six feet, yeah, he's so far down.

01:33:46.909 --> 01:33:51.230
Give me a little thumb and I'll give you a little fucking little mound on the fucking table.

01:33:51.390 --> 01:33:52.110
Can you not?

01:33:52.909 --> 01:33:53.949
Can you stay over there?

01:33:54.270 --> 01:33:57.150
Why are you emitting so much heat off of your body, dude?

01:33:57.230 --> 01:33:57.789
What the fuck?

01:33:58.029 --> 01:33:59.789
Oh, you feel it, huh?

01:34:00.190 --> 01:34:01.710
It's just steroids.

01:34:02.510 --> 01:34:03.150
Peptides.

01:34:03.550 --> 01:34:05.310
You can take your gay shit.

01:34:05.470 --> 01:34:06.350
It's pheromones.

01:34:06.670 --> 01:34:07.069
Outside.

01:34:07.949 --> 01:34:12.909
There's no pheromones going around over here, you fucking doo-doo bird.

01:34:13.069 --> 01:34:14.750
Pat, you feeling turned on right now?

01:34:14.989 --> 01:34:15.470
Not at all.

01:34:15.550 --> 01:34:17.310
My dick just went up inside me.

01:34:20.110 --> 01:34:21.310
Just like the way Bill likes it.

01:34:21.470 --> 01:34:22.829
Can you not fucking twist your hand?

01:34:23.310 --> 01:34:25.069
Just like the way Bill likes it.

01:34:25.390 --> 01:34:26.750
Looking like you're trying to jerk me off.

01:34:26.829 --> 01:34:27.710
Stop that.

01:34:28.430 --> 01:34:29.390
Like a little fight.

01:34:29.470 --> 01:34:30.029
I gotta get up.

01:34:30.110 --> 01:34:30.989
My balls are fucking.

01:34:31.390 --> 01:34:32.190
Oh, hey, Billy.

01:34:32.270 --> 01:34:33.949
His pet's shoes untied.

01:34:34.190 --> 01:34:34.670
Is it?

01:34:34.829 --> 01:34:35.069
Yeah.

01:34:35.470 --> 01:34:37.630
Can you get adrenochrome out of a 50-year-old?

01:34:38.029 --> 01:34:38.829
No, it's not.

01:34:39.470 --> 01:34:40.989
Adrenochrome?

01:34:43.470 --> 01:34:45.390
Yeah, you're getting my fear.

01:34:46.270 --> 01:34:47.869
I bet we can make Pets scared.

01:34:48.029 --> 01:34:49.789
My fear is through the roof right now.

01:34:52.270 --> 01:34:55.069
But the problem is my blood type is fucking gravy right now.

01:34:55.470 --> 01:34:56.350
Do you bleach your asshole?

01:34:56.750 --> 01:34:57.230
A little bit.

01:34:59.230 --> 01:35:01.630
If I can bleach around my hemorrhoids.

01:35:01.869 --> 01:35:04.029
Oh, you made him shoot bourbon out his nose.

01:35:06.909 --> 01:35:09.630
Unfortunately, Billy, the bleaching affects my hemorrhoids.

01:35:10.270 --> 01:35:10.989
Stings, right?

01:35:11.150 --> 01:35:11.630
A little better.

01:35:12.750 --> 01:35:15.069
And your your buttholes, your butthole is delicate.

01:35:15.230 --> 01:35:16.350
I wax mine.

01:35:16.590 --> 01:35:17.230
That hurts.

01:35:17.550 --> 01:35:19.230
Bill prefers it's called a crinkle star.

01:35:19.630 --> 01:35:21.230
So you go to full Brazilian, huh?

01:35:22.029 --> 01:35:22.750
That's nice.

01:35:22.909 --> 01:35:27.470
I could see Billy getting waxed just like underneath, but hairy all over the place and just leaves.

01:35:27.869 --> 01:35:29.470
It's actually called the Billy.

01:35:31.310 --> 01:35:32.590
For the Billy Goat.

01:35:32.750 --> 01:35:34.510
That's called the Billy Goat.

01:35:35.630 --> 01:35:37.069
That's the Billy Goat.

01:35:37.310 --> 01:35:38.750
Yes, I'll take the Billy.

01:35:39.470 --> 01:35:40.430
I like to keep it.

01:35:41.069 --> 01:35:43.550
I like to keep it trimmed from when I get my taint licked.

01:35:44.029 --> 01:35:46.270
And the rim job gets done.

01:35:49.470 --> 01:35:51.069
It's the American Brazilian.

01:35:51.150 --> 01:35:52.029
It's called the Billy.

01:35:55.069 --> 01:35:57.710
If you want the deluxe, it's the big Billy.

01:35:59.789 --> 01:36:00.110
Okay.

01:36:02.750 --> 01:36:04.190
We're done with this road.

01:36:05.710 --> 01:36:06.670
Oh, we went off the tracks?

01:36:06.829 --> 01:36:12.350
Yeah, because the second when you said you said you get your rim job.

01:36:15.310 --> 01:36:16.989
Billy and his rim job.

01:36:17.550 --> 01:36:18.750
What are we talking about?

01:36:18.909 --> 01:36:19.390
It's crazy.

01:36:19.869 --> 01:36:22.029
Name my band, Billy and the Rim Job Boys.

01:36:24.270 --> 01:36:25.710
And it's actually the blue man group.

01:36:26.029 --> 01:36:26.989
That's the lead singer.

01:36:27.150 --> 01:36:29.949
No, the blue man group's bound with balls in them.

01:36:30.190 --> 01:36:32.029
Bill Flander and the Hermaphrodites.

01:36:32.110 --> 01:36:32.670
Oh my god.

01:36:35.390 --> 01:36:37.470
We will never, ever err.

01:36:37.869 --> 01:36:40.750
Just remember, there's no chicks with dicks.

01:36:40.909 --> 01:36:42.670
There's just guys with tits.

01:36:45.789 --> 01:36:47.230
That is fucking spot.

01:36:47.630 --> 01:36:49.869
Fucking words to live by right there.

01:36:50.350 --> 01:36:52.029
Thank you, Socrates.

01:36:52.430 --> 01:36:53.949
Can we get an amendment on that?

01:36:54.029 --> 01:36:56.270
On the kind of amen.

01:37:00.029 --> 01:37:01.230
I saw a comedian the other day.

01:37:01.390 --> 01:37:06.029
He goes, he was like, weird fantasy friend of mine, he likes tall chicks.

01:37:06.270 --> 01:37:08.190
And he goes, and he said, why like tall chicks?

01:37:08.350 --> 01:37:11.949
He's like, well, you know, I want to have tall kids and whatever it is, that, blah, blah, blah.

01:37:12.270 --> 01:37:15.550
He goes, well, that's why that's why I date chicks with big dicks.

01:37:15.630 --> 01:37:17.789
So my kids can have a big dick.

01:37:20.430 --> 01:37:21.869
He's gonna have a hog.

01:37:28.829 --> 01:37:33.150
I cannot wait to do the fucking AI generated clips from this show tonight.

01:37:33.390 --> 01:37:35.390
There might be a viral video coming.

01:37:35.550 --> 01:37:38.590
Please told me somebody was watching, so it's rim job.

01:37:40.270 --> 01:37:41.310
This is Operation Rim Job.

01:37:41.470 --> 01:37:42.829
Oh my god, that was so good.

01:37:44.829 --> 01:37:46.909
This is Operation Rim Job.

01:37:48.430 --> 01:37:49.869
Pat's like, you want to come to the show?

01:37:49.949 --> 01:37:51.069
Yeah, I'll be there.

01:37:52.909 --> 01:37:53.470
I'm in.

01:37:53.630 --> 01:37:54.510
Let's go.

01:37:55.710 --> 01:37:57.869
You guys were generally surprised when he pulled up the driveway, weren't you?

01:37:58.029 --> 01:37:58.350
Yes.

01:37:59.069 --> 01:38:01.390
We almost had Shane Spencer tonight, too.

01:38:01.710 --> 01:38:03.710
My good friend Shane Spencer.

01:38:04.430 --> 01:38:06.590
I told Pat I say, we can't have him in the studio.

01:38:06.829 --> 01:38:07.789
We should not.

01:38:07.949 --> 01:38:08.989
Because someone's got to fucking pick up.

01:38:09.069 --> 01:38:12.750
It's like hanging out with Kevin's responsible for him.

01:38:13.150 --> 01:38:15.069
LaBuddy's told you his stories about him, right?

01:38:15.470 --> 01:38:16.029
Nah, dude.

01:38:16.350 --> 01:38:19.470
You should have to come with LaBuddy or something, man.

01:38:19.630 --> 01:38:20.430
Like his handler?

01:38:20.670 --> 01:38:22.029
Yeah, LeBody is his handler.

01:38:22.670 --> 01:38:27.470
No, like I like Ben was Child's play.

01:38:27.789 --> 01:38:28.190
White girl.

01:38:28.670 --> 01:38:29.710
It was tough, man.

01:38:29.789 --> 01:38:30.989
Like, it was tough, dude.

01:38:31.069 --> 01:38:35.310
Like I think he you think he was in pain when he took a salad right out the door?

01:38:35.470 --> 01:38:37.230
Wait, Ben was the guy that was here that one night, right?

01:38:37.310 --> 01:38:37.470
Yes.

01:38:37.630 --> 01:38:38.190
What happened to him?

01:38:38.350 --> 01:38:39.230
That was episode 100.

01:38:39.630 --> 01:38:42.190
That was the box passing out?

01:38:42.350 --> 01:38:42.590
Yes.

01:38:43.230 --> 01:38:43.789
Passing out.

01:38:44.029 --> 01:38:44.909
Yeah, he stayed over.

01:38:45.230 --> 01:38:45.789
Roofied.

01:38:46.989 --> 01:38:50.750
I had to take him to his hotel in the morning before I went to work.

01:38:50.989 --> 01:38:52.029
You know, it was great.

01:38:52.110 --> 01:38:52.829
It was awesome.

01:38:52.909 --> 01:38:55.949
And and a bird got in the house.

01:38:56.350 --> 01:38:57.550
Somehow I'm not surprised.

01:38:57.710 --> 01:38:58.909
Because he was already in the house?

01:38:59.150 --> 01:39:01.390
Because he left the fucking door open.

01:39:02.110 --> 01:39:03.390
How long was that into the show?

01:39:03.470 --> 01:39:04.430
Like 20 minutes into the show.

01:39:05.470 --> 01:39:06.989
No, it was it that quick?

01:39:07.150 --> 01:39:07.869
Yeah, he fucked me.

01:39:08.029 --> 01:39:09.150
I think it was like 28 minutes into the show.

01:39:09.310 --> 01:39:12.829
Well, he was trying, he was drinking hard trying to catch up to us.

01:39:12.989 --> 01:39:13.310
That's awesome.

01:39:13.550 --> 01:39:15.230
Which of course is the first mistake.

01:39:15.390 --> 01:39:15.949
Yeah, right.

01:39:16.350 --> 01:39:16.829
Come on, man.

01:39:17.550 --> 01:39:20.909
The second I saw him bobbing and weaving, like fucking uh like fucking Viking.

01:39:21.230 --> 01:39:22.270
Like Pernell Whitaker.

01:39:22.350 --> 01:39:23.390
Yeah, he was yeah, he was caught.

01:39:23.710 --> 01:39:25.710
He was bobbing the weaving, like Purnell.

01:39:25.869 --> 01:39:28.350
I was like, oh, he's not he's not in a good spot.

01:39:28.590 --> 01:39:34.590
And the second he fucking got up and just turned, I was like, dude, he went out the door right.

01:39:34.989 --> 01:39:35.550
Hard right.

01:39:35.949 --> 01:39:36.670
Opens the door.

01:39:37.069 --> 01:39:44.029
Not only opens the door, he puts right he puts all of his weight on the door and he hangs onto the handle and swings the fuck out.

01:39:45.949 --> 01:39:48.270
Full force onto the concrete.

01:39:49.069 --> 01:39:52.029
And I was like, I thought I was watching the fucking scene and girls going wild.

01:39:52.190 --> 01:39:53.390
Like fucking hard right.

01:39:55.150 --> 01:39:55.789
Hard right.

01:39:56.350 --> 01:39:57.949
Out the door boot leaving.

01:39:58.350 --> 01:40:00.110
There ain't nothing there, dude.

01:40:00.670 --> 01:40:01.949
Concrete, man.

01:40:02.430 --> 01:40:03.230
What's the yeah?

01:40:04.029 --> 01:40:04.670
And a fridge.

01:40:05.470 --> 01:40:06.110
What's the blocking?

01:40:06.270 --> 01:40:07.949
What's the blocking scheme on this play?

01:40:08.110 --> 01:40:08.750
Hard right.

01:40:09.069 --> 01:40:09.789
You got it.

01:40:10.029 --> 01:40:11.150
I'm your guy.

01:40:11.470 --> 01:40:12.989
Ben, get out there and block for it.

01:40:13.150 --> 01:40:14.510
That was a perfect pin and pole.

01:40:14.750 --> 01:40:17.710
And McCarthy was like, Ah, he's okay.

01:40:17.949 --> 01:40:23.949
The second I saw it, because what's crazy is he fell, and then next thing you know, the door closes.

01:40:24.110 --> 01:40:28.190
I was like, I was like, is he even alright?

01:40:28.350 --> 01:40:28.510
Yeah.

01:40:28.989 --> 01:40:30.350
And then we didn't give a shit about him every time.

01:40:30.430 --> 01:40:33.310
No, McCarthy is like, yeah, he's okay.

01:40:33.550 --> 01:40:33.789
No.

01:40:34.029 --> 01:40:34.750
He'll be alright.

01:40:34.909 --> 01:40:38.430
And then like two minutes later, he was like, I'm gonna go check on him.

01:40:38.670 --> 01:40:40.510
I think he I think he died.

01:40:41.550 --> 01:40:44.110
And then neither of them came back to the show.

01:40:44.989 --> 01:40:45.630
That was a rough night.

01:40:45.789 --> 01:40:46.350
He was a rough night.

01:40:47.230 --> 01:40:47.789
Pat was here, right?

01:40:47.869 --> 01:40:48.029
Yes.

01:40:48.350 --> 01:40:48.430
Yeah.

01:40:48.670 --> 01:40:48.989
That's right.

01:40:49.230 --> 01:41:01.069
He was he was moaning and just like he was on my lawn.

01:41:01.630 --> 01:41:01.949
Yeah.

01:41:02.110 --> 01:41:03.630
He was on my lawn.

01:41:03.869 --> 01:41:05.550
Like a bunch of fucking velocity racks.

01:41:06.670 --> 01:41:08.510
Not even like outside the door, dude.

01:41:09.310 --> 01:41:10.270
He was resting.

01:41:10.430 --> 01:41:11.710
He was resting.

01:41:11.869 --> 01:41:12.510
No, dude.

01:41:12.670 --> 01:41:16.829
He he probably had the worst case of the fucking spins.

01:41:16.989 --> 01:41:17.470
Oh man.

01:41:17.550 --> 01:41:18.750
I can't imagine, man.

01:41:19.069 --> 01:41:20.029
I don't miss that shit.

01:41:20.190 --> 01:41:20.989
I never ever.

01:41:21.150 --> 01:41:30.909
That's the probably one of the worst feelings you could possibly get is when you're so fucked up that nothing stops spinning unless you lay down and you put one foot on the ground.

01:41:31.150 --> 01:41:31.710
Well, you gotta puke.

01:41:31.789 --> 01:41:32.590
You gotta puke though.

01:41:32.989 --> 01:41:34.270
That's what gets rid of that.

01:41:34.510 --> 01:41:34.829
What?

01:41:35.150 --> 01:41:35.550
You puke.

01:41:35.789 --> 01:41:36.270
Where are you going?

01:41:36.590 --> 01:41:37.230
I'll be right back.

01:41:38.350 --> 01:41:39.630
We're gonna end the show.

01:41:43.150 --> 01:41:43.470
Okay.

01:41:45.150 --> 01:41:46.430
I guess we should end it off.

01:41:47.069 --> 01:41:48.350
Is he better than us?

01:41:48.989 --> 01:41:49.630
This guy?

01:41:50.029 --> 01:41:50.430
Oh yeah.

01:41:50.670 --> 01:41:50.829
Okay.

01:41:53.550 --> 01:41:54.510
Did he just fuck?

01:41:54.989 --> 01:41:56.430
Did he go to the bathroom again?

01:41:56.829 --> 01:41:57.630
I don't know.

01:41:58.350 --> 01:42:00.029
He is a bladder of a 70-year-old.

01:42:00.190 --> 01:42:00.829
I heard something.

01:42:01.230 --> 01:42:02.989
I think he misses his pants sometimes.

01:42:03.390 --> 01:42:08.110
Oh Kevin, you woke up wet again.

01:42:09.390 --> 01:42:10.110
I'm sorry, baby.

01:42:10.510 --> 01:42:12.510
I tried to pee so many times today.

01:42:12.829 --> 01:42:13.630
Rubber sheets.

01:42:17.390 --> 01:42:19.310
You're gonna wear your bubble suit tonight.

01:42:22.430 --> 01:42:24.190
No, no, it's your pee.

01:42:24.350 --> 01:42:25.550
You stay in it.

01:42:26.029 --> 01:42:26.909
You live with that.

01:42:27.150 --> 01:42:28.029
Yeah, that's how the fuck.

01:42:28.270 --> 01:42:28.829
You shame.

01:42:28.989 --> 01:42:30.110
That's how the assassin would take it.

01:42:30.590 --> 01:42:33.230
I mean, if you don't fucking put his face in it, I don't even know.

01:42:33.869 --> 01:42:35.789
Uh yeah, some crazy shit today.

01:42:36.750 --> 01:42:37.390
Came home.

01:42:37.550 --> 01:42:41.230
Uh the assassin was smearing his face in his own feces.

01:42:41.869 --> 01:42:42.909
Oh, hey Kev.

01:42:43.710 --> 01:42:44.989
Like, what the fuck?

01:42:46.029 --> 01:42:48.350
Then he hit him on the nose with a fucking piece of newspaper.

01:42:48.909 --> 01:42:52.270
Was he assassin sober tonight or was it was the lights out?

01:42:56.510 --> 01:42:57.150
Let's go.

01:42:57.710 --> 01:43:00.430
It was it was lights out before the show.

01:43:01.230 --> 01:43:06.350
Um yeah, uh Matthew's watching the dogs right now.

01:43:06.590 --> 01:43:07.230
Is he really?

01:43:07.470 --> 01:43:10.510
Or is he put Obi in charge?

01:43:10.670 --> 01:43:11.630
Yeah, yeah.

01:43:12.190 --> 01:43:12.989
Walking around with a big thing.

01:43:13.150 --> 01:43:14.590
He's been pretty good lately, man.

01:43:14.670 --> 01:43:16.110
Like he's uh he's functioning.

01:43:16.430 --> 01:43:17.230
You're doing it, man.

01:43:17.390 --> 01:43:18.029
He's doing all right.

01:43:21.310 --> 01:43:26.029
You know, I I Is he still making frozen uh like I dropped a nug on the counter and I was like, hey.

01:43:26.670 --> 01:43:27.470
Good job, buddy.

01:43:27.710 --> 01:43:28.829
Just watch the dogs, man.

01:43:28.989 --> 01:43:30.190
Like I'm gonna go downstairs.

01:43:30.510 --> 01:43:31.949
And I patted him on the head.

01:43:32.430 --> 01:43:32.829
You know?

01:43:33.230 --> 01:43:33.470
Sweet.

01:43:33.630 --> 01:43:35.069
I patted him on the head afterwards.

01:43:35.390 --> 01:43:36.750
He's 20, what were you in?

01:43:37.069 --> 01:43:37.630
26?

01:43:37.710 --> 01:43:38.670
He's 24.

01:43:39.150 --> 01:43:39.869
He's old enough.

01:43:40.110 --> 01:43:40.670
You know.

01:43:42.510 --> 01:43:43.150
You know.

01:43:46.909 --> 01:43:47.230
Yeah.

01:43:47.550 --> 01:43:47.949
Should be.

01:43:48.350 --> 01:43:48.590
Yeah.

01:43:48.750 --> 01:43:49.069
Yeah.

01:43:49.630 --> 01:43:50.670
Or a unit.

01:43:50.909 --> 01:43:51.310
Do not.

01:43:51.550 --> 01:43:52.029
You're doing it.

01:43:52.350 --> 01:43:53.069
Give me a unit.

01:43:53.230 --> 01:43:54.510
Yeah, you're doing it.

01:43:56.590 --> 01:43:56.909
Yeah.

01:43:58.110 --> 01:44:00.909
Dude, he he wouldn't know what to do with the unit, man.

01:44:01.230 --> 01:44:02.670
I'm scared of units now.

01:44:02.829 --> 01:44:06.270
Yeah, me too, but uh like I won't want so bad.

01:44:08.590 --> 01:44:13.550
I'm in this fight, you know, like I'm more of a holiday season kind of guy.

01:44:13.869 --> 01:44:14.989
It was so great.

01:44:15.150 --> 01:44:19.069
You know, like I don't want a fucking eight ball, you know, like just casual gram.

01:44:19.470 --> 01:44:21.069
When the fuck are we talking?

01:44:21.550 --> 01:44:22.270
Casual G?

01:44:22.590 --> 01:44:23.150
Pablo.

01:44:23.310 --> 01:44:23.710
You know.

01:44:24.510 --> 01:44:26.430
Fucking we have Pablo, ladies and gentlemen.

01:44:26.670 --> 01:44:27.550
Cocaine's a hell of a joke.

01:44:28.029 --> 01:44:29.470
Like maybe like a golf outing.

01:44:29.710 --> 01:44:31.550
Casual G on a golf outing.

01:44:31.710 --> 01:44:34.989
You know, because ain't no more fucking bachelor parties.

01:44:35.230 --> 01:44:35.390
No.

01:44:35.869 --> 01:44:39.069
Cause that used to be the last resort, man.

01:44:39.150 --> 01:44:41.550
Like now I just now I just bring the occasional G to the weeks.

01:44:41.630 --> 01:44:42.829
Like after you to our wakes.

01:44:42.989 --> 01:44:44.670
After your 20s heyday.

01:44:52.670 --> 01:44:55.550
Ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news.

01:44:57.150 --> 01:45:00.510
Let's welcome Pablo Escobar to the fucking studio.

01:45:00.909 --> 01:45:02.190
Thanks, Pablo.

01:45:03.550 --> 01:45:04.350
I thought you were dead.

01:45:04.590 --> 01:45:05.949
I could tell you stories, dude.

01:45:06.110 --> 01:45:06.989
I thought you were dead.

01:45:07.310 --> 01:45:07.789
I shouldn't.

01:45:07.869 --> 01:45:09.869
I don't know if I can, but I could.

01:45:10.430 --> 01:45:12.029
Maybe off air.

01:45:14.989 --> 01:45:15.310
What?

01:45:16.430 --> 01:45:17.550
You're Steve Murado.

01:45:17.949 --> 01:45:18.190
Yeah.

01:45:18.829 --> 01:45:20.270
We could have a convo into the street.

01:45:20.590 --> 01:45:21.150
You're too young.

01:45:21.310 --> 01:45:22.670
You remember Steve Morato?

01:45:24.190 --> 01:45:26.190
He used to hang out with fucking Dennis Cauley a lot.

01:45:26.350 --> 01:45:27.310
He's a good friend of Dennis Cauley.

01:45:28.190 --> 01:45:28.750
I ended up down with.

01:45:30.350 --> 01:45:31.230
Blonde haired dude?

01:45:31.470 --> 01:45:31.789
No.

01:45:32.110 --> 01:45:33.710
Yeah, Sam Flow and all the.

01:45:33.949 --> 01:45:34.430
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:45:35.470 --> 01:45:42.670
I ended up down in fucking Manhattan with him in some fucking biker fucking club at like two in the morning.

01:45:42.909 --> 01:45:45.310
And I was driving his Mustang.

01:45:45.390 --> 01:45:46.750
We left the front row.

01:45:46.989 --> 01:45:48.350
And I had to work the next day.

01:45:48.430 --> 01:45:49.710
He's like, you want to drive the Mustang?

01:45:50.029 --> 01:45:50.270
Sure.

01:45:50.750 --> 01:45:52.510
He ripped right down the fucking stall.

01:45:55.550 --> 01:45:57.150
Shady fucking shit.

01:45:58.750 --> 01:45:59.150
What the?

01:45:59.550 --> 01:46:00.989
Is this the blue oyster?

01:46:01.470 --> 01:46:02.029
No, it wasn't.

01:46:04.270 --> 01:46:05.550
We were definitely in an MC club.

01:46:05.630 --> 01:46:06.430
It was fucking crazy.

01:46:06.590 --> 01:46:08.750
I was like, how do you how do you know these people?

01:46:09.550 --> 01:46:13.630
Because he was he was buttoned up at one point, but then he just fucking fell off a cliff.

01:46:14.110 --> 01:46:14.750
Literally.

01:46:14.909 --> 01:46:15.789
Yeah, he really did.

01:46:16.029 --> 01:46:16.350
Myth.

01:46:16.590 --> 01:46:17.150
Can't imagine.

01:46:17.310 --> 01:46:17.869
Oh, really?

01:46:17.949 --> 01:46:18.430
Well, I don't know.

01:46:18.989 --> 01:46:19.230
Possibly.

01:46:19.470 --> 01:46:23.230
I'm just saying, like, usually cliffs are myth.

01:46:23.710 --> 01:46:24.270
You know?

01:46:24.989 --> 01:46:28.510
He was engaged to fucking um Kathy Collins for a minute.

01:46:28.829 --> 01:46:30.270
He was actually engaged to her.

01:46:30.510 --> 01:46:32.190
Kathy Collins Chewbacca?

01:46:32.350 --> 01:46:32.670
Yeah.

01:46:35.310 --> 01:46:36.750
He was engaged to her.

01:46:37.310 --> 01:46:38.270
She's probably listening right now.

01:46:38.430 --> 01:46:42.510
Well, I'm sure I'm sure she's very happy that she married the lawyer that she did.

01:46:42.590 --> 01:46:45.869
Yeah, she'd become the miserable, stuck up cunt that she is.

01:46:46.510 --> 01:46:47.069
I haven't told you.

01:46:47.310 --> 01:46:48.510
Do her to hear first, people.

01:46:51.069 --> 01:46:56.430
Oh, when she came into the football meeting and said, Why do our kids have to practice five days a week?

01:46:56.590 --> 01:46:59.230
Can't they practice three days a week like Somers?

01:46:59.470 --> 01:46:59.949
Oh my god.

01:47:00.110 --> 01:47:02.829
Yeah, can't you uh not have that extra box of Yodels?

01:47:03.470 --> 01:47:04.029
Really?

01:47:04.270 --> 01:47:07.869
Hey, let me respond to that and say fuck you.

01:47:08.350 --> 01:47:09.470
They need to practice.

01:47:09.789 --> 01:47:12.670
Fucking people five days a week, yeah.

01:47:12.829 --> 01:47:16.829
Uh, can you guys practice too and go down to the stream back in the woods and wash your pussies?

01:47:17.069 --> 01:47:18.430
Actually, I don't even care anymore.

01:47:18.510 --> 01:47:18.909
How about that?

01:47:19.150 --> 01:47:20.989
Your kid was such a cunt.

01:47:21.869 --> 01:47:22.350
Wow.

01:47:22.590 --> 01:47:23.390
Such a fuck.

01:47:23.869 --> 01:47:25.710
Oh my god, look at the eyebrows, man.

01:47:25.869 --> 01:47:27.470
He is focused right now.

01:47:27.789 --> 01:47:34.750
And her and her douchebag husband had nothing to do but complain about playing time.

01:47:34.989 --> 01:47:36.190
Oh, I thought she would have had a wife.

01:47:36.510 --> 01:47:40.029
And they complained about the fucking teammates.

01:47:40.190 --> 01:47:43.230
Like it was like, it was like Then the concessions was fucked up, though.

01:47:43.310 --> 01:47:44.909
She played sports, she played basketball.

01:47:44.989 --> 01:47:46.590
You had five days a week practice.

01:47:46.909 --> 01:47:49.230
Self-righteous cunt.

01:47:49.710 --> 01:47:51.390
So she's probably a liberal.

01:47:51.550 --> 01:47:52.110
I would.

01:47:52.590 --> 01:47:53.230
Oh, for sure.

01:47:53.310 --> 01:47:58.110
Like, I would have totally took her a lesbian, like for her to have children and shit.

01:47:58.670 --> 01:47:59.310
Holy shit.

01:47:59.390 --> 01:48:00.590
I didn't even know she was still in the area.

01:48:00.750 --> 01:48:02.350
You know, like that's still up for debate.

01:48:02.510 --> 01:48:07.150
That's an accomplishment in itself, but she hides among the fucking tree dwellers.

01:48:07.310 --> 01:48:12.110
I couldn't say it at the time, but I want to tell you, I can't even imagine you found someone to fuck you to have it.

01:48:13.470 --> 01:48:15.150
Like totally.

01:48:15.230 --> 01:48:17.230
Like I'm on a serious waxing plan.

01:48:17.390 --> 01:48:21.150
I mean, the last guy I knew to fucked you was Bill, and he was really drunk.

01:48:25.630 --> 01:48:26.750
And that was through a sheet.

01:48:27.550 --> 01:48:28.590
I left the coat on.

01:48:30.029 --> 01:48:31.710
I left the bag on your head, anyways.

01:48:32.029 --> 01:48:32.909
You'll never live that down.

01:48:32.989 --> 01:48:33.789
I'll remember that old.

01:48:34.029 --> 01:48:35.949
Dude, she was she was hot back then.

01:48:36.829 --> 01:48:38.190
That's when she was hot.

01:48:38.750 --> 01:48:39.550
Her breath.

01:48:40.590 --> 01:48:43.470
She was dropping like 24 points a game, man.

01:48:44.829 --> 01:48:45.949
And fucking Billy.

01:48:46.110 --> 01:48:46.989
Her and Julie.

01:48:47.949 --> 01:48:50.270
Pegging Billy in the fucking locker room.

01:48:51.869 --> 01:48:52.670
And Bill loved it.

01:48:53.390 --> 01:48:54.029
That's why Billy's his.

01:48:54.430 --> 01:48:56.029
Bill loved being spit roasted.

01:48:56.430 --> 01:48:58.029
That's why he's very violent.

01:48:59.310 --> 01:49:01.470
It's something that's been trapped for years.

01:49:01.710 --> 01:49:03.230
It's his pegging in high school.

01:49:03.390 --> 01:49:04.590
The first Burton Grinder.

01:49:04.909 --> 01:49:05.390
Yeah.

01:49:08.270 --> 01:49:08.590
Yeah.

01:49:08.670 --> 01:49:09.310
You're probably.

01:49:09.630 --> 01:49:10.829
Oh very good.

01:49:11.789 --> 01:49:13.310
No, no, well, no, no, no, no.

01:49:13.550 --> 01:49:15.310
Because it's totally different.

01:49:15.390 --> 01:49:17.949
Because Brittany Griner, when she talks, she sounds good.

01:49:18.190 --> 01:49:19.630
S sounds like she smokes three packs a day.

01:49:19.789 --> 01:49:21.230
I'm sorry, you mean Barry Griner?

01:49:21.789 --> 01:49:22.190
Yes.

01:49:22.670 --> 01:49:25.150
I'm like, no, nobody's gonna question that.

01:49:25.310 --> 01:49:26.350
Like, come on.

01:49:27.310 --> 01:49:28.110
Seriously.

01:49:29.310 --> 01:49:31.710
Well, uh, I think I had a good game tonight.

01:49:31.949 --> 01:49:34.909
They they treated two Russian assassins to get her out of Russia.

01:49:36.270 --> 01:49:37.470
We need Britney Greener.

01:49:37.550 --> 01:49:38.430
No, we don't.

01:49:39.390 --> 01:49:40.270
Keep her.

01:49:41.150 --> 01:49:43.310
Then she gets back into the country and spits on it.

01:49:43.470 --> 01:49:43.710
Hello.

01:49:44.190 --> 01:49:44.829
Really?

01:49:45.230 --> 01:49:46.190
Thanks, Joe Biden.

01:49:46.350 --> 01:49:46.989
You're the best.

01:49:48.270 --> 01:49:48.750
Huh?

01:49:48.989 --> 01:49:50.190
Another cunt.

01:49:53.230 --> 01:49:54.430
It's a nice word.

01:49:54.670 --> 01:49:55.470
It is a nice word.

01:49:55.710 --> 01:49:56.750
I love that word.

01:49:57.470 --> 01:49:59.550
It's not offensive if you use it as an adjective.

01:49:59.789 --> 01:50:01.310
It's like stop acting like a cunt.

01:50:01.470 --> 01:50:02.270
It's an extra.

01:50:03.069 --> 01:50:03.630
They're fine with that.

01:50:03.949 --> 01:50:04.350
It's an extra.

01:50:05.390 --> 01:50:06.829
You're such a cunt.

01:50:07.310 --> 01:50:07.710
You know?

01:50:08.430 --> 01:50:09.069
Exclamation point.

01:50:09.390 --> 01:50:10.510
Kevin gets that one often.

01:50:10.829 --> 01:50:12.750
I always say see you next Tuesday.

01:50:13.550 --> 01:50:14.909
I curve my language.

01:50:15.230 --> 01:50:15.710
No, you don't.

01:50:15.949 --> 01:50:16.750
No, I do not.

01:50:17.789 --> 01:50:21.789
You actually uh have see you next Tuesday in your ball sack and you put it on their forehead.

01:50:21.949 --> 01:50:22.829
That's what you do.

01:50:23.150 --> 01:50:24.909
I call that word the showstopper.

01:50:25.150 --> 01:50:26.510
You're a fucking cunt.

01:50:27.150 --> 01:50:27.550
Yes.

01:50:27.710 --> 01:50:34.029
That is that is that is the real don't call me a cunt.

01:50:34.110 --> 01:50:35.069
Okay, cunt.

01:50:35.869 --> 01:50:37.230
Don't call it a cunt back.

01:50:38.590 --> 01:50:41.069
I I never post on Facebook.

01:50:41.310 --> 01:50:46.190
Someone posted something and my wife was fucking stupid enough to take debate and make a comment.

01:50:46.670 --> 01:50:49.230
So people started fucking jumping in.

01:50:50.110 --> 01:50:52.029
And then I came in flexed.

01:50:53.310 --> 01:50:55.310
Well she don't want to handle it, obviously, right?

01:50:55.869 --> 01:51:03.550
So so I come in, I motherfuck this one, I motherfuck that one, and someone turns around and goes, Oh, you must be triggered.

01:51:03.789 --> 01:51:06.029
It's like, I was like, hey, cunt.

01:51:07.310 --> 01:51:08.829
Now you're triggered.

01:51:09.310 --> 01:51:12.110
I'm triggered because you took me out of my snack time.

01:51:12.590 --> 01:51:14.510
And out of that group.

01:51:15.869 --> 01:51:17.150
You must be triggered.

01:51:17.230 --> 01:51:17.630
What?

01:51:17.869 --> 01:51:18.350
Yep.

01:51:18.510 --> 01:51:19.390
Pardon me?

01:51:19.869 --> 01:51:20.430
Cunt?

01:51:21.470 --> 01:51:22.670
I what?

01:51:23.550 --> 01:51:24.829
No, cunt, I'm fine.

01:51:25.230 --> 01:51:26.670
I'm fucking angry all the fucking time.

01:51:26.750 --> 01:51:27.550
Don't worry about it.

01:51:27.789 --> 01:51:29.230
You retarded cunt faggot?

01:51:29.470 --> 01:51:32.430
You dropped cunt in that fucking, in that type of environment.

01:51:32.670 --> 01:51:33.710
People went nuts.

01:51:34.110 --> 01:51:34.750
It was awesome.

01:51:34.909 --> 01:51:39.069
16 comments after that, I'm like, I'm like, wow, I should just say cunt again.

01:51:39.949 --> 01:51:40.430
Maddie started.

01:51:40.750 --> 01:51:41.310
Who's triggered?

01:51:41.550 --> 01:51:43.949
After that, Maddie started taking dick pics and putting it up.

01:51:44.510 --> 01:51:46.029
He's gonna go fund me.

01:51:49.789 --> 01:51:50.110
No.

01:51:52.350 --> 01:51:55.630
Alright, my eyes are fucking closing over here.

01:51:56.670 --> 01:51:58.110
You drove to Pittsburgh today, so yeah.

01:51:58.590 --> 01:51:59.470
Well, no, it's fucking little.

01:51:59.710 --> 01:51:59.949
Hey, Bill.

01:52:00.750 --> 01:52:02.350
Grandpat's crash, wake him up.

01:52:02.590 --> 01:52:07.390
I can't you can't, because it's I'm I got like a fucking I got moose knuckle going on.

01:52:07.710 --> 01:52:08.750
Now fuck you, Kevin.

01:52:09.390 --> 01:52:10.510
He's a bean bag in there.

01:52:10.670 --> 01:52:11.310
No, squeeze.

01:52:11.470 --> 01:52:13.789
Once you squeeze, can you do me a solid?

01:52:13.869 --> 01:52:15.869
Can you squeeze his HIV legs over there?

01:52:17.470 --> 01:52:18.510
Get a little die over there.

01:52:18.590 --> 01:52:19.470
Shut up, Tom Hanks.

01:52:21.069 --> 01:52:22.909
Well, if Bill squeezed his legs, he might break.

01:52:23.630 --> 01:52:24.590
Fuck it off me.

01:52:24.829 --> 01:52:26.350
I'll fucking kill you, Billy.

01:52:27.310 --> 01:52:28.430
You look awake now.

01:52:28.750 --> 01:52:29.869
Like a nice thing.

01:52:30.029 --> 01:52:31.630
My pants are so tight on my ball sack.

01:52:31.710 --> 01:52:32.989
I got a moose knocking throwing.

01:52:33.230 --> 01:52:34.350
He's fighting back too hard.

01:52:34.590 --> 01:52:36.350
Eh, come on, you could do it, man.

01:52:36.590 --> 01:52:37.949
Does it smell like chloroform?

01:52:38.989 --> 01:52:39.710
Yes, it does.

01:52:39.949 --> 01:52:40.909
Billy, assert your dominant.

01:52:44.270 --> 01:52:45.710
Um what?

01:52:46.110 --> 01:52:48.029
Just just Okay.

01:52:48.670 --> 01:52:50.110
Move the microphone out of your way.

01:52:50.270 --> 01:52:51.789
That's it for us, ladies and gentlemen.

01:52:52.029 --> 01:52:52.829
Dismount him.

01:52:52.989 --> 01:52:56.670
I don't know if you just noticed there was an IED explosion in the studio.

01:52:56.989 --> 01:52:58.909
Abdul Jafar Mohammedadi.

01:53:00.590 --> 01:53:01.310
Time to assert it.

01:53:01.470 --> 01:53:03.630
Once again, Mohammedadi makes an appearance.

01:53:03.789 --> 01:53:04.510
Muhammadadi.

01:53:05.150 --> 01:53:05.789
Mohammedadi.

01:53:06.110 --> 01:53:07.150
Dukka Dukka.

01:53:09.230 --> 01:53:09.710
All right.

01:53:09.869 --> 01:53:10.989
We're getting the fuck out of here.

01:53:11.150 --> 01:53:12.590
Thank you for joining us, Big Billy.

01:53:12.670 --> 01:53:13.390
Thank you for coming in again.

01:53:14.510 --> 01:53:15.230
What are we doing live?

01:53:15.470 --> 01:53:16.750
Kevin fucking sucks at kiss.

01:53:18.590 --> 01:53:19.869
And he's gay.