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Your body does not care that it’s a Saturday, that you’re hungover, or that you’ve got jokes lined up. That’s where our night starts: tech problems, big energy, and a plan to rope a friend into an acoustic duet, then a hard pivot into real-life stuff that hits way closer to home.


We get into Easter logistics and the weird power dynamics of holiday cooking. One of us is “assigned” the menu like it’s a job, so we break down what’s actually being made and moved: spiral ham, rosemary-garlic roasted potatoes, filet, shrimp cocktail, and a charcuterie board. From there it’s sports talk with teeth, from UConn’s run to what the NIL transfer portal era is doing to college basketball, then straight into adult rec league baseball where pride, travel, and rust collide.

The center of the conversation is health. We talk diabetes management with a continuous glucose monitor, what “good” blood sugar ranges look like, and how fast carbs can change the way you feel. That leads into a blunt, personal story about having a stroke, the terror of trying to communicate when your body will not cooperate, and why humor shows up even when things are scary. Along the way we detour into a comet “going into the sun,” UFO prophecy chatter tied to Easter 2026, and a little political venting about prices and the news cycle.

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Chapters

02:24 - Tech Chaos And A Duet Challenge

04:30 - Easter Plans And Hosting Drama

11:59 - College Hoops And NIL Reality

14:54 - Diabetes Monitoring And Stroke Talk

20:50 - Family Phone Call And Marshall’s Prank

25:54 - Baseball Wipeout Story At First Base

31:50 - Season Schedule And Cinco De Mayo Bet

39:46 - Meme Break And Dirty One-Liners

48:14 - Comet Science And Getting Roasted

51:50 - UFO Prophecy And Easter 2026 Theory

55:50 - Politics, Prices, And Hacker Claims

59:24 - Live Glucose Check And Hemorrhoid Pain

01:06:15 - Final Baseball Trash Talk And Wrap

Transcript
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I mean, come on, it doesn't get any better than that.

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The fact that I have to move the fucking phone away from the microphone.

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Whatever.

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First of all, it's paired up.

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No clue why it's not working.

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So that's awesome.

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Yeah.

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So that's our new that's our new intro.

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Are we even live?

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We're live.

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Okay.

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Nice.

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Nice.

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Yeah, we're live.

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One out of two ain't bad.

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Meatloaf.

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Two out of three ain't bad.

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That's a good one.

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It's another good one.

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Uh, if if Bubba Joe's listening.

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No.

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He probably isn't.

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Whatever.

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It doesn't matter because the gauntlet has been drawn.

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But Joe, we have decided that you and I are going to be doing a duet.

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On T.I.D.

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idol.

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On T.I.D.

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Idol acoustic.

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Yeah.

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It's got to be acoustic.

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So or else we gotta find the acoustic version of all these songs we just did.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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Dude, there's no way.

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Well, just you're doing it, man.

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You're doing it.

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I think I think we just say fuck it.

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We just go as long as YouTube allows us.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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It's gonna be rough.

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But the fact that we can pull up the lyrics, that's good.

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Which is very nice.

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Yeah.

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You're getting thrown onto the couch in the spotlight.

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We're gonna have to figure out lighting.

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I mean, the lighting is about as good as it gas.

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Does anybody have one of those flashlights that light up the sky?

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Like, do you need like a spotlight that goes up?

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No, I'm talking about a flashlight that can burn.

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You want a spotlight?

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You like you literally want to be sweating under the spotlight.

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You gotta.

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I'm sure Kevin can could come up with something.

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Yeah.

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I mean, we always gotta leave it up to him.

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Well, listen, if we asked him to come up with something for the show, that would get done.

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The bathroom upstairs, never getting done.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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It is a different ball game.

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It is.

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Like, come on.

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Totally is.

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You know, it's a little like we we don't talk about fight club.

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We don't talk about fight club.

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Speaking of things we don't talk about, welcome to the Take It Deep Show.

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Good old uh Saturday fever.

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Because Maddie went to opening day yesterday at fucking Yankee Stadium and decided to dress up in a bunny suit this morning and drink fucking little fucking nips of vodka.

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We'll have a little vodka this morning.

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E30?

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Yes.

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God bless you, man.

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My liver will be.

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How old are you?

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I'm not even gonna I kind of need it a little bit.

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How old are we?

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The answer's too old, Kev.

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Too old.

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Now that I look at it, I love how this it lights up.

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It's nice now.

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It's a different vibe.

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Yes, it looks like a strip club.

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Yes, yes.

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I'm in the champagne room with Maddie and Orbs.

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Um Orbs is doing a dance.

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Make a little love.

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Get down tonight.

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Get down tonight.

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So Joe and I are gonna be doing a duet.

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We we're gonna we're gonna choose between.

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All right.

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Choose between three songs.

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Yep.

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And then choose we gotta draw straws to see who's gonna be the male and the female.

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Of the song.

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Of the song at the end, which we've already chosen.

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No.

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For the one for the one song we did.

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Yeah.

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No.

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I'm not doing Mariah.

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There's no way I can do that.

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You'll do what we say.

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You'll do what the straw picks, man.

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You know.

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Yeah, and you're gonna fuck up the straw somehow, somehow.

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Dude, I'm not fucking shit up.

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You you're picking it, man.

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You better start practicing.

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Like it's you, it's choosing show, dude.

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Short straw picks, you know, like gets whatever, you know.

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We're gonna have to put uh what's that uh that shit called?

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Auto tunes.

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I could probably do some auto tunes.

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That'll be fucking great.

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That'll be great.

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Some auto tunes.

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We'll do some Rick Ross.

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All right.

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Okay.

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Speaking of choosing stuff.

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Did you get to choose what do you get to do tomorrow for uh Easter?

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Wow.

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Okay.

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That's what we call in the biz transition.

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Yeah.

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Speaking of choosing.

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Right.

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So I didn't see that one coming.

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It's I came in with fucking full glory on that one.

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You totally got glazed.

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And so tomorrow.

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So yeah, so tomorrow's Easter.

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And you we know how regardless, Kevin loves to cook.

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He does.

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So Easter is our holiday.

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Are you talking about the Jews or are you talking about the Catholics?

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No, I didn't realize you were Gentile.

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I'm talking about my family.

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Like that's my fucking day.

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To host.

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Yeah.

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The Auschwitzes.

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Yeah.

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I mean, not for nothing.

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Did you see he's got a ma he's got a Manishevitz box on his kitchen table?

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Dude.

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Come on.

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Sorry.

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Let's turn it down.

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Yeah, I can't say what I was just gonna say.

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That would have been horrible.

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Horrible.

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All right.

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The only question is if it was a grape or cherry.

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No, it wasn't even that.

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I know.

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Cherry.

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You are making pretty much all the food.

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Yeah.

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Well, he's hosting for the holidays.

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He's not hosting.

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No, yeah.

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We're going, we're going to my cousins.

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This is the store.

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This is the part of the story you missed.

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What?

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What?

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What?

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So because of the new dog.

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Yeah.

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Nobody's allowed over at the Auschwitz's.

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It just wouldn't be fun for anyone to that came over to eat to be here.

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Why to have a puppy prancing around the house and a retarded dog jumping on you and clawing your face?

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Well, why you gotta try to do that?

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Who wouldn't want that?

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Why like that?

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One puppy is fine, but like you gotta remember I got three other dogs.

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I mean, yeah, who wouldn't want that clawing of the face?

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Yeah.

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So like it's fantastic.

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I mean, I can't imagine what the problem is, but continue with your story.

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I have the sign of a trinity from that dog.

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So we're gonna have it at my cousin's, but I'm bringing everything.

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You're not bringing are you gonna are you gonna cook there, or are you really gonna cook everything here and then bring it over?

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Kevin, here's the real trivial question.

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Did you get to decide of what to do?

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Or were you told what to do?

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No.

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I was told.

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The defeat in this man's voice when he said that to me.

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Who told?

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Who told you?

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I want to know.

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Silent one, dude.

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Dude, there's one person.

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Go ahead.

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Say something.

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Say something.

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Say something.

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I'm not gonna do it.

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You will fucking cook that ham.

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You will make the 60 pounds of fucking lobster.

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And you'll fucking like it.

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So shut the fuck up and get the cooking.

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Was that what it was like?

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You'll make the ham when you catch the hose again.

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Beef wellington.

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What?

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Beef wellington.

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We gotta have him back on the show.

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It's been a minute.

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It's been a minute.

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Hello, orbs.

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So what exactly were you told that you had to make?

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Bro, he's like Bobby Flay.

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No, actually it's like really easy stuff, man.

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So he's so a spiral ham.

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Okay.

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You know?

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Yeah, no big thing.

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No.

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Gonna do potatoes, roasted.

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Roasted potatoes or your ma your famous mash?

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No, roasted.

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Oh.

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Nobody went with your mashed.

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Have you ever had my roasted?

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There's no way it's better than your mash.

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Oh, it's good.

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Yeah, but I still there's no way.

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There's no.

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No, dude, there's so much rosemary garlic.

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Oh, it's so good.

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If too much rosemary.

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Well, you know what happens.

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You know, if there's too much rosemary, you know what happens.

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You know what happens if there's too much rosemary.

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What?

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Fucking a lot of drugs and rosemary's a squirter.

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Yeah.

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Um sister rosemary.

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Like a big bowl filet.

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And a fillet.

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So you're doing a ham and a filet.

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Yeah.

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Shrimp?

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He's doing some shrimp?

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Oh, yeah, shrimp cocktail.

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They're making some shrimps.

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Okay.

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I got uh I got like six pounds of shrimp cocktail.

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Did you just buy them ready to go or like you gotta you gotta cook them and everything?

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No, it's all frozen.

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I'm defrosting after show.

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All right.

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What else?

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What else?

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Chartoucherie board, whatever you call those?

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Oh, the like big ass like charcuterie board.

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Charcuterie board.

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Oh.

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So cheese and meats.

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Mm-hmm.

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Like but yeah, this is all easy stuff to put together.

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He's gonna be preparing this from 10 o'clock tonight until 6 o'clock in the morning.

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And then all for you, honey.

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And then I'm gonna get a call around 8:30.

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Going, I'm out of bourbon.

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Yeah.

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What, tonight?

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No, tomorrow morning.

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I'm not gonna lie, I I don't see the Kentucky Derby edition anywhere.

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Yeah, there's a shopping.

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So you're not choosing what to make, you're told what to make, and you are not hosting Yukon 1x9 into the final.

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This is for back-to-back championship?

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No.

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Who won last year?

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Florida.

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I think, yeah.

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I think Florida won last year.

00:12:07.070 --> 00:12:09.629
For another national champions, second in three years.

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Yes.

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So okay, I'll take that.

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I'll take that.

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Yes, third and four.

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Third and four years.

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Yeah.

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That'll be crazy.

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Yeah.

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Because they went back to back, yeah.

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That'll be crazy.

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That's fucking that's a dumb thing.

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Dude, honestly, in like the fucking NIL transfer portal fucking world.

00:12:30.430 --> 00:12:32.269
Yeah, it's kind of crazy, man.

00:12:32.670 --> 00:12:37.149
That one school could well depends on the success of the school, too.

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I mean, sorta.

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But like you're gonna get you're probably gonna get some dude who's successful, but he's probably buried on some bench somewhere.

00:12:47.310 --> 00:12:50.190
And he's like, I'm gonna go and fucking win and go win at UConn.

00:12:52.430 --> 00:12:54.990
Yeah, but is is he gonna play at Yukon?

00:12:55.389 --> 00:12:57.070
That's why he's that's why he went to Yukon.

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Or is he gonna like go to VCU?

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I don't know.

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You tell me, Bobby Hurley.

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Like what?

00:13:02.830 --> 00:13:03.550
Whatever.

00:13:06.670 --> 00:13:07.870
Don't tell me what to do.

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I'll tell you.

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What did I just miss?

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Right?

00:13:10.430 --> 00:13:12.350
Did you just throw out a Bobby Hurley reference?

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Yeah.

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Right.

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He's coming out.

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He's like, I don't know if these guys run in transition well, or if they defend on ball.

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You never know.

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Half-court trap.

00:13:20.910 --> 00:13:22.750
Oh, I'm just breaking down film now.

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This fucking guy.

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Like he's fucking like he's the coach of the Tropic Thunder.

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Totally wasn't, man.

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Jesus.

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Jive Turkey.

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Nobody calls me Jive.

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Jive Turkey.

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Wow.

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Let's call you a JT.

00:13:36.990 --> 00:13:39.310
So tomorrow, so tomorrow's Easter.

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Yeah.

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Let's hope Jesus resurrects himself.

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Is he supposed to?

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I hope so.

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It's 2020.

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This world needs a little more Jesus in it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Could.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Couldn't hurt.

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Couldn't hurt.

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I could see that.

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What do you feel about that?

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I feel like the fucking camera should be moved a little bit, but I'm not getting up.

00:14:05.149 --> 00:14:06.350
Of course you're not gonna get up.

00:14:06.509 --> 00:14:07.149
Nah, fuck it.

00:14:07.230 --> 00:14:07.790
I don't care.

00:14:08.269 --> 00:14:08.750
Nobody can.

00:14:09.149 --> 00:14:10.110
Oh, because you're not in it.

00:14:10.350 --> 00:14:11.629
I mean, half of you is in it.

00:14:11.950 --> 00:14:13.070
It's because of your diabetes.

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Just the good half.

00:14:14.509 --> 00:14:15.950
It's because of your diabetes, dude.

00:14:16.430 --> 00:14:17.790
I heard you were half Jewish.

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Just a good half.

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We can only show half half of your healthy body.

00:14:21.629 --> 00:14:23.790
Just like spin to the left, man.

00:14:25.310 --> 00:14:26.910
I don't appreciate any of you.

00:14:27.149 --> 00:14:28.590
If you spin to the left, you're fucking.

00:14:28.990 --> 00:14:29.710
I'm not even talking to you.

00:14:30.430 --> 00:14:31.950
Your reading's gonna go high.

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And then poof.

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What is it you're on?

00:14:35.550 --> 00:14:37.070
Because it's it's it's alarming.

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You fucking cocksucker.

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You today you're like, oh, look at this.

00:14:40.190 --> 00:14:40.750
350.

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Almost died.

00:14:42.030 --> 00:14:42.590
Well, 350.

00:14:42.750 --> 00:14:43.070
300.

00:14:43.310 --> 00:14:45.950
I mean, honestly, we 350 is a little high for your sugar.

00:14:46.590 --> 00:14:50.509
We do have some TID health issues to talk about today, right?

00:14:50.910 --> 00:14:52.990
You know, like what we should.

00:14:53.310 --> 00:14:54.509
The clawing of the face.

00:14:54.830 --> 00:14:55.149
You know.

00:14:56.030 --> 00:14:56.990
What do you want to get into?

00:14:57.070 --> 00:14:57.629
I'll tell you.

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I don't care.

00:14:58.430 --> 00:15:03.389
You know, I mean, you have I am the Wilford Brimley of the TID show.

00:15:03.629 --> 00:15:04.269
You have an issue.

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You have a device on your person.

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I do.

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It's got a monitor blood sugar.

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It's getting a little high there.

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Uh-huh.

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Made me more apt for a stroke, Pat.

00:15:17.070 --> 00:15:18.509
I already passed through that halo.

00:15:18.830 --> 00:15:21.149
Or or or even possibly a heart attack.

00:15:21.310 --> 00:15:21.550
Yeah.

00:15:21.710 --> 00:15:23.790
I'm going to tell you you don't want either.

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I preferably no.

00:15:25.230 --> 00:15:26.350
No, the stroke, definitely not.

00:15:26.590 --> 00:15:35.149
Because I can tell you right now, it's the most the weirdest thing ever because you know what you want to do and what you want to say, but you can't do it because your body won't do it.

00:15:35.310 --> 00:15:40.190
For anybody that wants to see that, go back episode uh bamboo, bamboozled bamboozled.

00:15:40.509 --> 00:15:40.830
Yes.

00:15:41.389 --> 00:15:42.670
Pat has a stroke on air.

00:15:42.830 --> 00:15:43.790
You did okay, man.

00:15:44.590 --> 00:15:46.190
It's but Kevin, it's scariest.

00:15:46.590 --> 00:15:48.670
You don't have like a lazy eyebrow or something.

00:15:48.830 --> 00:15:50.430
You know, like you're fine, man.

00:15:51.070 --> 00:15:52.269
Surprisingly.

00:15:52.670 --> 00:15:59.790
But it it's the scariest shit in the world because you know your body's something's wrong with you.

00:16:00.030 --> 00:16:04.750
You know it, but yet you're still trying to communicate when you can't communicate.

00:16:04.830 --> 00:16:06.910
And you're like a fish.

00:16:07.149 --> 00:16:10.190
The worst part, the worst part was we're gonna send Tom down to pee on the show.

00:16:10.350 --> 00:16:16.110
And then as I'm walking downstairs, you hear Oster, want me to grease up some paddles?

00:16:16.750 --> 00:16:25.790
Dude, that show, when you listen to it, I I I've heard it like I don't know, probably like 15 times.

00:16:26.030 --> 00:16:27.950
Because I is it it's a good show.

00:16:29.230 --> 00:16:30.190
It was a good it was a good show.

00:16:30.430 --> 00:16:32.269
It's awful because of what we went through.

00:16:32.830 --> 00:16:34.590
It was pretty me, right?

00:16:34.830 --> 00:16:36.030
Yep, yeah, yeah.

00:16:36.269 --> 00:16:36.750
Yeah.

00:16:36.990 --> 00:16:39.149
But such a great show.

00:16:39.870 --> 00:16:44.350
Nobody listen, we're the only podcast that'll that'll fucking have a stroke and call you back.

00:16:45.950 --> 00:16:46.430
Just so you know.

00:16:46.750 --> 00:16:47.870
Could you leave, dude?

00:16:48.030 --> 00:16:50.430
I'm downstairs for 20 fucking minutes.

00:16:50.590 --> 00:16:52.190
And they're joking about shit.

00:16:52.269 --> 00:16:52.509
Yeah.

00:16:52.750 --> 00:16:53.310
You know?

00:16:53.550 --> 00:17:02.830
And like the And I'm downstairs having difficulty putting my feet up on the couch because I was like Like the rest of that show, it it's like they're just like, oh yeah.

00:17:03.070 --> 00:17:05.230
Hey, maybe maybe we should go downstairs and check on them.

00:17:05.309 --> 00:17:05.470
Right.

00:17:05.629 --> 00:17:06.910
Maybe you should.

00:17:07.869 --> 00:17:08.909
Maybe you should.

00:17:09.069 --> 00:17:12.109
Well, I mean, if you could communicate with us a little better.

00:17:12.509 --> 00:17:17.629
Fucking next time I'm going in with Top Gun shit, fucking Christ.

00:17:18.750 --> 00:17:19.789
I'm going down.

00:17:20.029 --> 00:17:24.509
Dude, if someone that's gonna have a stroke has the fucking wherewithal?

00:17:24.750 --> 00:17:28.429
Wherewithal to to get up and leave the room.

00:17:30.349 --> 00:17:32.429
Do you realize how much that we drank that night?

00:17:32.750 --> 00:17:36.909
You know, that's the hard part because I remember walking down the stairs and I'm like, I'm gonna fall.

00:17:37.069 --> 00:17:37.709
In my head.

00:17:37.789 --> 00:17:39.230
I was like, I'm going to fall.

00:17:39.389 --> 00:17:42.029
If you fell, we we would have came down and checked on you.

00:17:42.829 --> 00:17:43.629
What was that?

00:17:43.789 --> 00:17:49.869
Like, like I feel like in your head, in your head, you were like, oh my god, something's going tragically wrong.

00:17:50.349 --> 00:17:52.269
I do not want to be around these people.

00:17:52.429 --> 00:17:57.069
Let me go downstairs by myself and figure this shit out.

00:17:57.230 --> 00:17:59.389
They're gonna make fun of me once they start drooling.

00:17:59.549 --> 00:18:00.109
I'm not gonna lie.

00:18:00.429 --> 00:18:01.149
That was going in my mind.

00:18:01.230 --> 00:18:02.189
I'm not gonna lie to you, Pat.

00:18:02.269 --> 00:18:04.909
If you were passed out on your bathroom floor, we would have peed on you.

00:18:05.069 --> 00:18:05.949
Most likely.

00:18:06.589 --> 00:18:07.309
I don't want like.

00:18:07.549 --> 00:18:08.509
Who's got a sharpie?

00:18:09.549 --> 00:18:12.109
Dude, I didn't go to the fucking ER.

00:18:12.189 --> 00:18:14.509
I didn't go to the ER until like 24 hours later.

00:18:14.589 --> 00:18:21.709
This is when going on during COVID at the time.

00:18:22.189 --> 00:18:27.230
Because I was stuck, I remember I was stuck in the fucking ICU for three days.

00:18:27.549 --> 00:18:28.029
Were you?

00:18:28.269 --> 00:18:29.949
No, yeah, nobody can come in and see me.

00:18:30.109 --> 00:18:31.230
I didn't even know you were in there.

00:18:31.309 --> 00:18:31.470
Yeah.

00:18:31.629 --> 00:18:33.069
I was in ICU for three days.

00:18:33.230 --> 00:18:40.109
Oh the fight, the doctor said he like he takes the EKG and he's like, Yeah.

00:18:40.429 --> 00:18:41.629
Yeah, you had a stroke.

00:18:41.949 --> 00:18:44.429
And uh, yeah, you're the one percent that lives.

00:18:44.589 --> 00:18:46.109
He's like, You should be dead right now.

00:18:46.429 --> 00:18:47.389
Wow, dude.

00:18:47.949 --> 00:18:51.230
Because of the blood clot I passed in my brain, my I should have had an aneurysm.

00:18:51.309 --> 00:18:52.349
I should have died like that.

00:18:52.669 --> 00:18:53.629
That would have been really weird.

00:18:53.709 --> 00:18:55.629
They probably would have called us all in and to questioned us.

00:18:55.949 --> 00:18:56.509
So what was going on?

00:18:56.750 --> 00:18:57.629
What was he sniffing?

00:18:57.869 --> 00:18:59.069
Listen, listen to the show.

00:18:59.230 --> 00:19:00.269
Listen to the show, man.

00:19:00.509 --> 00:19:01.149
Wait, we have nobody.

00:19:02.189 --> 00:19:03.869
We have nobody to edit the audio.

00:19:04.109 --> 00:19:15.709
It was just uh I guess no evidence for you guys.

00:19:18.349 --> 00:19:19.149
That's so great.

00:19:19.389 --> 00:19:19.869
You know?

00:19:20.509 --> 00:19:29.549
Yeah, I remember I remember how like I didn't think Charlie Billy as that serious until the doctor said you're the one percent that doesn't that lives.

00:19:29.789 --> 00:19:30.669
So you got that news.

00:19:30.750 --> 00:19:32.269
How'd you feel about that's nuts, man?

00:19:32.429 --> 00:19:35.149
How'd you feel about editing the show and putting it out after hearing that news?

00:19:35.309 --> 00:19:37.389
I was like, this is gotta go, this is gonna be gold.

00:19:39.069 --> 00:19:40.990
This is gonna be absolute gold.

00:19:41.230 --> 00:19:43.230
Which it wasn't, but it was good.

00:19:44.509 --> 00:19:47.709
Yeah, so if you guys want to go back and listen to it, it's it's called Bamboozled.

00:19:47.949 --> 00:19:48.509
Beanboozled.

00:19:48.750 --> 00:19:50.990
Beanboozled, I think episode 26.

00:19:51.789 --> 00:19:52.909
I believe that's what it is.

00:19:53.149 --> 00:19:54.669
I don't remember the episode number.

00:19:54.990 --> 00:19:55.309
Early.

00:19:55.470 --> 00:19:56.109
It was early.

00:19:56.189 --> 00:19:58.109
Yeah, it was definitely beanboozled, though.

00:19:58.269 --> 00:19:59.069
Bean boozled.

00:19:59.230 --> 00:20:00.750
I have a stroke on the show.

00:20:00.990 --> 00:20:04.349
These cocksuckers sit for 20 minutes and remain doing the show.

00:20:04.829 --> 00:20:05.149
Not me.

00:20:05.309 --> 00:20:05.869
I commend them.

00:20:06.109 --> 00:20:06.509
Not me.

00:20:06.669 --> 00:20:08.909
First of all, kudos to them for I was not there.

00:20:09.149 --> 00:20:12.669
The silly shit was you think we should check on it 20 minutes later.

00:20:12.909 --> 00:20:15.069
Oh, Tom, when he said that, that was great.

00:20:15.230 --> 00:20:16.829
He then, dude, I remember this.

00:20:16.990 --> 00:20:19.629
I remember he's fine.

00:20:19.869 --> 00:20:25.470
I remember my feet were up, and and Oster comes downstairs, and like my brain was just melting at the time.

00:20:25.789 --> 00:20:27.389
Tom's like, slaps him on the feet.

00:20:28.589 --> 00:20:29.149
Alright.

00:20:29.629 --> 00:20:31.709
I was like, I think I had a shook.

00:20:32.269 --> 00:20:32.589
Oh.

00:20:34.509 --> 00:20:36.909
We're just gonna start, we're gonna finish recording.

00:20:38.669 --> 00:20:39.629
That was it.

00:20:40.669 --> 00:20:42.269
That was fucking it.

00:20:42.750 --> 00:20:44.990
And go ahead.

00:20:46.509 --> 00:20:47.309
I'm on, dude.

00:20:47.470 --> 00:20:49.309
I'm recording a show and you're live on air now.

00:20:49.389 --> 00:20:50.029
What do you want?

00:20:50.349 --> 00:20:53.389
You're you're Oh, little Matthew Jr.

00:20:55.389 --> 00:20:57.389
You should not apologize to your father.

00:20:57.549 --> 00:20:58.909
He's a real dick.

00:21:02.189 --> 00:21:03.949
Tell him Matthew, tell him how it is.

00:21:04.189 --> 00:21:04.829
Thanks.

00:21:05.069 --> 00:21:05.789
Thanks.

00:21:06.109 --> 00:21:08.509
I'm gonna get out at 9 30.

00:21:10.429 --> 00:21:11.149
What time is it?

00:21:12.669 --> 00:21:14.589
Alright, well, it's 50-50, I'll be there.

00:21:14.750 --> 00:21:15.869
If I'm not there, just wait for me.

00:21:16.029 --> 00:21:17.789
If I'm not there, hitchhike home.

00:21:20.990 --> 00:21:22.669
Why why why are you getting out early?

00:21:22.829 --> 00:21:24.109
Because you want to go to this party?

00:21:24.509 --> 00:21:25.309
No, because it's the door.

00:21:26.909 --> 00:21:27.789
Oh, look at that.

00:21:27.949 --> 00:21:28.509
Where's he working?

00:21:31.069 --> 00:21:31.470
Alright.

00:21:31.629 --> 00:21:37.709
So anybody who's listening, if anyone's listening out there, go to Marshall's and start throwing shit on the floor.

00:21:40.750 --> 00:21:45.709
Marshall's Marshalls, it is 1000 Independent Way, Brewster, New York.

00:21:45.949 --> 00:21:47.789
Throw everything on the fucking floor.

00:21:48.029 --> 00:21:50.589
And as you're doing it, you say, fuck you, Matt Jr.

00:21:52.669 --> 00:21:52.909
No?

00:21:53.149 --> 00:21:53.629
He doesn't know.

00:21:53.869 --> 00:21:59.149
As you're throwing shit on the floor, you say, kid with the fluffy hair, come pick this shit up.

00:21:59.389 --> 00:22:00.509
And then you poop.

00:22:00.750 --> 00:22:01.869
All right, nine thirty.

00:22:02.109 --> 00:22:02.909
Nine thirty it is.

00:22:03.709 --> 00:22:04.029
Bye, pal.

00:22:04.829 --> 00:22:04.909
You.

00:22:05.629 --> 00:22:06.189
I love you.

00:22:06.349 --> 00:22:07.069
Love you.

00:22:08.029 --> 00:22:09.149
I love you more.

00:22:11.709 --> 00:22:15.309
So if anybody's out there, they're at Marshall's, take a shit in the floor.

00:22:15.629 --> 00:22:19.149
A big whopping wet, nasty shit, please.

00:22:20.990 --> 00:22:21.789
Oh boy.

00:22:22.029 --> 00:22:22.589
Oh my god.

00:22:22.990 --> 00:22:23.549
Yeah.

00:22:23.709 --> 00:22:24.029
Yeah.

00:22:24.189 --> 00:22:25.470
So talk about strokes.

00:22:25.549 --> 00:22:27.069
That kid's gonna give me a fucking stroke.

00:22:27.230 --> 00:22:27.869
You're gonna have one.

00:22:28.029 --> 00:22:29.230
It's not gonna be because of him.

00:22:29.549 --> 00:22:31.069
It's probably gonna be because of you guys.

00:22:31.230 --> 00:22:34.269
No, you're gonna have like some smoked pork or something.

00:22:36.829 --> 00:22:37.470
I don't know.

00:22:37.549 --> 00:22:38.990
I don't know why it's gotta be smoked pork.

00:22:39.149 --> 00:22:40.669
Why you gotta make fun of the smoked pork on the city?

00:22:41.230 --> 00:22:42.029
First thing that came to mind.

00:22:42.269 --> 00:22:44.109
There's no cholesterol, there's no carbs in that.

00:22:44.189 --> 00:22:45.069
I could eat that.

00:22:45.230 --> 00:22:46.269
There's nothing wrong with that.

00:22:46.429 --> 00:22:53.149
Till something, till you're hoppity skippity up on the fucking 425 level and next to no stroke.

00:22:53.230 --> 00:22:54.669
You don't survive it.

00:22:56.429 --> 00:22:57.789
You're not getting rid of me that easy.

00:22:59.230 --> 00:23:00.349
Then we can edit the show.

00:23:01.069 --> 00:23:04.189
What were your levels after the uh shrimp rolls?

00:23:04.429 --> 00:23:04.829
I'm good.

00:23:04.909 --> 00:23:05.949
I'm like 180.

00:23:06.029 --> 00:23:06.269
Yeah.

00:23:06.349 --> 00:23:06.509
Yeah.

00:23:06.669 --> 00:23:06.829
Okay.

00:23:07.069 --> 00:23:08.669
Can we can we get a live read on T on?

00:23:08.909 --> 00:23:09.149
Sure.

00:23:09.549 --> 00:23:10.509
Let's let's get a live read.

00:23:10.669 --> 00:23:12.029
Let's get the glucose read.

00:23:12.189 --> 00:23:12.589
Please.

00:23:12.750 --> 00:23:13.069
Okay.

00:23:14.269 --> 00:23:15.309
We are at 189.

00:23:15.869 --> 00:23:18.029
Oh hey, wheelhouse, right?

00:23:18.269 --> 00:23:19.309
That's that's okay.

00:23:19.549 --> 00:23:21.149
Yeah, we're doing it right there.

00:23:21.389 --> 00:23:22.029
Where do you want to be?

00:23:22.189 --> 00:23:22.269
Yeah.

00:23:22.509 --> 00:23:22.829
150.

00:23:23.149 --> 00:23:24.429
Under two, right?

00:23:25.149 --> 00:23:27.949
This guy's like I teeter totter with life and death.

00:23:28.509 --> 00:23:32.109
Like 150 is ideal, but under two is like Yeah.

00:23:32.429 --> 00:23:33.389
Yeah, basically it could be.

00:23:33.470 --> 00:23:36.589
You know, like my target is to get to like 150 consistently.

00:23:36.750 --> 00:23:37.069
Yeah.

00:23:37.230 --> 00:23:37.949
That's not gonna work.

00:23:38.189 --> 00:23:39.549
Well, I told you I told you.

00:23:39.629 --> 00:23:42.750
I was rolling between 250 and 300 for the first week.

00:23:43.230 --> 00:23:45.309
I said, I'm I'm already I'm already under that.

00:23:45.470 --> 00:23:50.109
Now I'm fucking rolling, you know, between but now you gotta live by a gauge.

00:23:50.349 --> 00:23:51.309
Well sucks.

00:23:51.549 --> 00:23:52.509
It's a it's a guide.

00:23:53.230 --> 00:23:54.990
I know, I know, and it sucks, Matt.

00:23:55.389 --> 00:23:55.869
It does.

00:23:56.029 --> 00:23:57.309
It sucks assholes.

00:23:57.389 --> 00:23:58.029
But you know what?

00:23:58.349 --> 00:23:59.470
You know what sucks assholes?

00:23:59.629 --> 00:24:01.149
Hemorrhoids sucks assholes.

00:24:02.029 --> 00:24:03.470
Hemorrhoids beat assholes up.

00:24:03.709 --> 00:24:04.509
Yeah, that does.

00:24:04.909 --> 00:24:05.549
Brutal.

00:24:05.709 --> 00:24:06.829
Brutal stuff.

00:24:07.069 --> 00:24:08.909
I would not wish it upon anybody.

00:24:09.149 --> 00:24:14.589
What are you gonna do if you're you're running around in the gray baseball pants and you're rounding first going in a second for a double?

00:24:14.909 --> 00:24:18.189
I'm not even gonna slid and you burst a hemorrhoid.

00:24:18.349 --> 00:24:19.549
I'm not even sliding this shit.

00:24:19.629 --> 00:24:23.309
If I burst a hemorrhoid, I'm fucking embarrassed.

00:24:23.709 --> 00:24:24.269
Oh my god.

00:24:24.990 --> 00:24:26.509
I will I will take the What are you having?

00:24:26.669 --> 00:24:27.629
A heavy flow day?

00:24:27.789 --> 00:24:30.669
I will take the phone out and I will go live immediately.

00:24:31.709 --> 00:24:32.509
Like, what just happened?

00:24:32.669 --> 00:24:34.029
It happened, Maddie.

00:24:34.349 --> 00:24:35.470
It happened.

00:24:36.589 --> 00:24:39.069
Pat needs one of those tampons for kidney.

00:24:39.629 --> 00:24:41.230
Yeah, I need a man pond.

00:24:41.789 --> 00:24:45.230
Oh, by the way, that that was that was a bald face lie.

00:24:45.309 --> 00:24:48.269
There were no tampons in the men's room at Yankee Stadium.

00:24:48.429 --> 00:24:48.990
Oh yeah?

00:24:49.149 --> 00:24:49.629
Yes.

00:24:49.869 --> 00:24:51.230
Who said who said there was?

00:24:51.389 --> 00:24:55.789
Uh it was something that came out that they were gonna have tampons available in the men's breast rooms.

00:24:56.029 --> 00:25:00.429
You you already know they probably were there and those were handled accordingly.

00:25:00.750 --> 00:25:02.189
They're thrown on the field?

00:25:02.429 --> 00:25:03.069
Possibly.

00:25:05.549 --> 00:25:05.949
Not by me.

00:25:06.109 --> 00:25:08.269
They were left in Juan Soto's locker.

00:25:08.750 --> 00:25:10.829
No, he had to have a heavy flow.

00:25:10.909 --> 00:25:11.549
Yeah.

00:25:12.189 --> 00:25:14.750
I can't even imagine sliding and busting at him right now.

00:25:14.829 --> 00:25:15.869
Oh my god, mut on.

00:25:16.990 --> 00:25:17.470
Mamma mia.

00:25:18.429 --> 00:25:19.629
Mamma mia, that's gonna hurt.

00:25:19.789 --> 00:25:20.990
You have to go ahead first.

00:25:21.869 --> 00:25:25.789
If I go ahead first, yeah, I could do that, but I'll lose I'll lose my breath.

00:25:30.429 --> 00:25:31.789
Looks like I'm sliding on my side.

00:25:33.230 --> 00:25:36.109
Yeah, I'm sliding on my side like a fucking porpoise.

00:25:36.269 --> 00:25:37.709
You know why I don't have to worry about it?

00:25:37.869 --> 00:25:38.669
I won't be on base.

00:25:38.829 --> 00:25:42.349
Dude, I'll come in like a scud missile if I come in fucking going face first.

00:25:42.589 --> 00:25:44.269
And you're not sliding anywhere.

00:25:44.429 --> 00:25:44.750
No.

00:25:45.149 --> 00:25:47.549
I'm not even I'm not even sliding down the bench.

00:25:47.709 --> 00:25:51.309
Yeah, you know the story of him hitting his face off of first base, right?

00:25:52.750 --> 00:25:53.309
I do, yeah.

00:25:53.629 --> 00:25:56.990
One of the greatest greatest baseball stories of all time.

00:25:57.309 --> 00:25:57.789
Ding.

00:25:58.029 --> 00:25:59.869
I'm the only one who left.

00:26:00.909 --> 00:26:02.109
But you saw it happen.

00:26:02.189 --> 00:26:06.990
The second he got his foot tripped up, I'm like, he went downstairs.

00:26:07.230 --> 00:26:08.509
I pulled the hammy and I dove.

00:26:08.750 --> 00:26:10.109
You didn't even pull a hammy, dude.

00:26:10.189 --> 00:26:11.389
You fuck you tripped.

00:26:11.629 --> 00:26:13.309
I did not trip, I pulled the hammy.

00:26:13.789 --> 00:26:16.750
Well, it you got shot by a fucking sharpshooter.

00:26:16.909 --> 00:26:17.389
I did.

00:26:17.709 --> 00:26:23.389
Because your arms were at your side and you didn't even fucking bother.

00:26:23.629 --> 00:26:24.909
You didn't even bother.

00:26:25.230 --> 00:26:31.949
Your face bounced off that first base bag, and thank God it was one of those the hard rubbery plastic.

00:26:32.589 --> 00:26:37.789
Because if it was like a one of those fucking carpeted bags, you would have been dead.

00:26:38.909 --> 00:26:40.029
You would have been dead.

00:26:41.230 --> 00:26:42.669
I'm gonna tell you right now.

00:26:42.990 --> 00:26:45.149
Because you could tell how cushiony it was.

00:26:45.230 --> 00:26:51.309
Your face bounced off of it, and your arms didn't come up even remotely quick enough.

00:26:52.829 --> 00:26:54.750
You bounced, you bounced straight up.

00:26:54.990 --> 00:26:55.549
Oh my god.

00:26:56.269 --> 00:26:59.149
And everybody, everybody wish I could have seen that.

00:26:59.309 --> 00:27:02.829
Everybody at Unison is like, oh, I'm in the background.

00:27:04.109 --> 00:27:05.549
I would expect nothing less.

00:27:05.709 --> 00:27:08.109
And I couldn't help it because it just came out, dude.

00:27:08.189 --> 00:27:10.269
I didn't mean any harm or foul by it.

00:27:10.349 --> 00:27:11.230
It was just funny.

00:27:11.389 --> 00:27:14.909
I could totally visualize this, but I wish I could have seen it.

00:27:15.069 --> 00:27:21.069
Oh, dude, if you saw this in person, and he did say something to me when he came on.

00:27:21.230 --> 00:27:21.549
Ding.

00:27:21.629 --> 00:27:22.509
I'm like, oh my god.

00:27:22.669 --> 00:27:23.629
You're right, Matt.

00:27:25.230 --> 00:27:32.109
Like, I pictured just the the very last edge of his forehead touching the bag.

00:27:33.230 --> 00:27:34.669
You know, that's what I pictured.

00:27:34.909 --> 00:27:43.389
Wow, he got he got his his lower jaw, his right side of his face, and it was it was a thump and a straight up in the air.

00:27:43.629 --> 00:27:45.949
And it almost got him back to his feet.

00:27:46.269 --> 00:27:48.429
But that took a little while longer.

00:27:50.829 --> 00:27:53.149
That would have been so much funnier.

00:27:55.230 --> 00:27:55.789
Right?

00:27:56.109 --> 00:28:00.669
If he just goes fucking if he hits it in the thump, it's straight up.

00:28:00.829 --> 00:28:03.389
Like real quick, like a fucking like a baton.

00:28:04.269 --> 00:28:05.709
Don't not laugh, dude.

00:28:05.789 --> 00:28:07.789
Come on, that shit would have been fucking hilarious.

00:28:08.589 --> 00:28:09.949
Yeah, you're like the baton in the half.

00:28:10.509 --> 00:28:11.470
We got any more bourbon.

00:28:11.709 --> 00:28:13.309
You're like the baton in the halftime show.

00:28:13.549 --> 00:28:15.309
Um, yeah, double.

00:28:15.709 --> 00:28:16.829
Oh, we got a little guy.

00:28:17.069 --> 00:28:19.869
Yeah, dude, you're the baton in the halftime show.

00:28:20.269 --> 00:28:21.230
Oh, oh.

00:28:23.309 --> 00:28:27.389
I mean, it it's Kev, if you saw a hearty hit.

00:28:29.549 --> 00:28:33.389
It was one of those you when you did giggle, you questioned, should I have done that?

00:28:33.629 --> 00:28:35.789
Should I should I have laughed that hard?

00:28:36.109 --> 00:28:38.750
So after like I've heard this story a few times.

00:28:38.990 --> 00:28:40.029
I can't imagine why.

00:28:40.269 --> 00:28:46.509
Like, I have a video in my head of what it what it looks like, and like it doesn't disappoint.

00:28:46.909 --> 00:28:51.309
Like, I honestly think it's probably what the live version looks like.

00:28:51.869 --> 00:28:52.349
Totally.

00:28:52.669 --> 00:28:58.109
Totally is because you don't you don't expect gentlemen of his stature to go down that quick.

00:28:59.149 --> 00:29:02.990
And he went straight down like a fucking tomahawk missile.

00:29:04.189 --> 00:29:08.269
He hit terminal velocity before terminal velocity was even discovered.

00:29:08.509 --> 00:29:10.589
You wonder the worst part of it all?

00:29:10.829 --> 00:29:13.869
It was a beautiful line drive into right field.

00:29:14.109 --> 00:29:16.269
Like a legitimate line drive in the right field.

00:29:16.509 --> 00:29:17.309
He took it out?

00:29:17.470 --> 00:29:18.109
Yeah.

00:29:18.750 --> 00:29:19.149
Yeah.

00:29:19.309 --> 00:29:22.189
Fucking cocksucker right field came up throwing.

00:29:22.669 --> 00:29:24.509
That's why you blew the heavy.

00:29:24.669 --> 00:29:24.909
Yep.

00:29:24.990 --> 00:29:26.990
I'm like, oh, I gotta fucking run for this one.

00:29:27.149 --> 00:29:29.789
He got thrown out from right field.

00:29:31.309 --> 00:29:37.309
I don't know if I motherfucked my team for laughing at me, or I motherfucked the right fielder for throwing me out first.

00:29:38.029 --> 00:29:42.990
Just first of all, imagine the embarrassment multiplied.

00:29:43.149 --> 00:29:49.389
Not only hitting your face off of first base, but being out, but being called out before it happens.

00:29:54.750 --> 00:29:57.470
Before your face hits that bag, you're out.

00:29:58.429 --> 00:29:59.549
Think about that.

00:30:00.669 --> 00:30:02.269
How embarrassing that is.

00:30:02.509 --> 00:30:03.789
Fucking Maddie, man.

00:30:03.869 --> 00:30:04.429
I love you.

00:30:06.029 --> 00:30:07.789
That is so embarrassing.

00:30:10.589 --> 00:30:12.829
You forgot, you didn't even remember that part of the story.

00:30:12.909 --> 00:30:15.309
I totally forgot about that part of the story.

00:30:15.470 --> 00:30:15.869
Yeah.

00:30:16.189 --> 00:30:17.629
Oh god, that's so great.

00:30:17.789 --> 00:30:19.789
The second he hit it, I was like, he's out.

00:30:31.230 --> 00:30:31.789
He's out of there.

00:30:32.509 --> 00:30:33.149
He's out of there.

00:30:33.309 --> 00:30:34.349
He's not even out of the box.

00:30:34.829 --> 00:30:35.789
Like, he's out.

00:30:37.069 --> 00:30:38.909
It was hit solid, dude.

00:30:39.389 --> 00:30:40.589
You gotta give him credit on that.

00:30:40.669 --> 00:30:42.109
That shit was hit solid.

00:30:42.429 --> 00:30:44.029
Nice fucking rope on the line.

00:30:44.349 --> 00:30:47.230
Next thing now, I'm like, not even covering that distance.

00:30:48.750 --> 00:30:49.470
One hopper.

00:30:50.269 --> 00:30:51.389
But he'll make it look good.

00:30:51.549 --> 00:30:52.829
It's like one hopper.

00:30:52.909 --> 00:30:53.709
Oh fuck.

00:30:56.189 --> 00:31:00.669
The worst part is that's exactly the thought coming out of the yeah.

00:31:00.750 --> 00:31:02.589
What is what is your thought process?

00:31:02.750 --> 00:31:05.789
You you hit a nice fucking rope, nice C to right field.

00:31:05.869 --> 00:31:07.629
Honestly, you want to know my thought process is?

00:31:08.669 --> 00:31:09.149
I'm yelling.

00:31:09.470 --> 00:31:10.269
I wish I pulled it.

00:31:10.429 --> 00:31:12.189
I'm yelling at my legs, going run.

00:31:13.629 --> 00:31:15.709
Fucking wish I pulled that ball.

00:31:16.509 --> 00:31:17.789
What am I gonna go to right?

00:31:18.189 --> 00:31:18.829
It's not my spot.

00:31:18.909 --> 00:31:19.949
Right field's my spot.

00:31:20.429 --> 00:31:20.750
Fuck.

00:31:20.829 --> 00:31:23.949
He's gonna he's gonna fucking feel this and run at first base, and I'm out.

00:31:24.109 --> 00:31:25.789
Like, oh fuck, you've won hop.

00:31:25.949 --> 00:31:26.589
Fuck.

00:31:27.549 --> 00:31:28.829
That's a mind fuck right there.

00:31:29.069 --> 00:31:31.149
Worst part is I think he bobbled it too.

00:31:31.869 --> 00:31:32.029
Right.

00:31:32.109 --> 00:31:33.149
It's in the guy's menu.

00:31:33.230 --> 00:31:33.709
He's not even gonna be able to get it.

00:31:33.869 --> 00:31:38.029
Not only did the guy bobble it, Mattley bobbled his face on the first base bag.

00:31:39.869 --> 00:31:40.829
Bobbled.

00:31:41.389 --> 00:31:44.589
He bobbleheaded and fucking straight down tomahawk.

00:31:44.829 --> 00:31:46.189
Where's the first game?

00:31:46.429 --> 00:31:47.149
I don't know.

00:31:47.389 --> 00:31:48.349
I was just gonna ask you that.

00:31:48.509 --> 00:31:49.230
Where is the first game?

00:31:49.389 --> 00:31:49.709
No clue.

00:31:49.869 --> 00:31:51.230
If it's an hour away, I'm not driving it.

00:31:51.389 --> 00:31:54.509
No, it's probably gonna be When's the first Ryan's Field game?

00:31:54.750 --> 00:31:55.549
I haven't even talked about it.

00:31:55.709 --> 00:31:57.470
Did it actually they have our schedule up?

00:31:57.709 --> 00:31:58.429
It should.

00:31:58.909 --> 00:32:00.189
They didn't the other day.

00:32:03.069 --> 00:32:03.629
We don't need to.

00:32:03.949 --> 00:32:04.349
We're gamers.

00:32:04.429 --> 00:32:04.829
We show up.

00:32:05.389 --> 00:32:06.029
Yeah.

00:32:06.589 --> 00:32:08.109
We show up at game time, Kevin.

00:32:08.349 --> 00:32:09.149
Fuck you.

00:32:09.629 --> 00:32:12.429
You're like, I need six weeks to fucking warm up.

00:32:12.750 --> 00:32:13.309
Fuck out of here.

00:32:13.549 --> 00:32:14.109
Ain't that the truth?

00:32:14.269 --> 00:32:15.389
I'm going to go.

00:32:15.709 --> 00:32:16.109
I'm going there.

00:32:16.189 --> 00:32:17.629
Sore as fuck, ready to play.

00:32:17.789 --> 00:32:19.470
Hey, two hours to warm up, man.

00:32:19.629 --> 00:32:21.869
Yeah, you need two days, two months.

00:32:22.109 --> 00:32:24.029
Dude, Cinco de Mayo, man.

00:32:24.269 --> 00:32:26.189
You forget about that shit.

00:32:26.990 --> 00:32:27.789
What about it?

00:32:28.029 --> 00:32:30.349
Oh, it is a fucking Tony Williams.

00:32:30.669 --> 00:32:34.669
That's the fucking like me striking you out day, dude.

00:32:35.389 --> 00:32:36.589
I have forgotten about that already.

00:32:36.829 --> 00:32:37.789
Then it didn't Williams.

00:32:38.269 --> 00:32:39.389
You forgot about that, didn't you?

00:32:39.470 --> 00:32:39.629
Yeah.

00:32:39.789 --> 00:32:40.269
Have you worn?

00:32:40.509 --> 00:32:41.230
Have you even tried throwing?

00:32:41.869 --> 00:32:43.149
Dude, I've been fucking throwing.

00:32:43.309 --> 00:32:43.789
Where?

00:32:44.029 --> 00:32:45.389
You have not been throwing.

00:32:45.629 --> 00:32:46.750
Dude, I've been throwing.

00:32:46.909 --> 00:32:47.470
With who?

00:32:48.189 --> 00:32:48.829
People.

00:32:54.109 --> 00:32:55.309
No, you have not.

00:32:55.549 --> 00:32:56.109
I have been.

00:32:56.909 --> 00:32:57.230
No.

00:32:57.549 --> 00:32:58.269
There's no way.

00:32:58.429 --> 00:32:58.750
Yeah.

00:32:58.990 --> 00:33:00.429
Dude, the past week, yeah.

00:33:00.829 --> 00:33:01.629
With who?

00:33:02.189 --> 00:33:03.149
Give me a name.

00:33:03.389 --> 00:33:03.949
People.

00:33:04.109 --> 00:33:04.750
Yeah.

00:33:05.869 --> 00:33:06.829
Bill Jeter?

00:33:12.429 --> 00:33:12.750
No.

00:33:13.069 --> 00:33:16.429
I feel like I play it like Jeter, but feel like Bill.

00:33:17.470 --> 00:33:19.230
Looks like fucking Eddie finally did something.

00:33:19.309 --> 00:33:24.269
Our first two games are at that fucking Troy Williams park, and then we're at Beekman and Hopel the rest of the time.

00:33:24.750 --> 00:33:25.230
We'll take that.

00:33:26.750 --> 00:33:27.709
Beekman's okay.

00:33:27.949 --> 00:33:28.429
I may.

00:33:28.589 --> 00:33:30.509
I may not be able to make the first two games.

00:33:31.230 --> 00:33:32.669
You don't want to drive, that's why.

00:33:32.909 --> 00:33:34.109
Perhaps.

00:33:34.589 --> 00:33:35.709
You gotta pay your fucking.

00:33:36.829 --> 00:33:39.869
I gotta drive a fucking hour to sit on the bench, maybe getting it bat.

00:33:40.029 --> 00:33:40.269
Nah.

00:33:40.509 --> 00:33:41.709
What's wrong with that?

00:33:42.990 --> 00:33:44.829
I mean, what kind of mascot are you?

00:33:45.549 --> 00:33:46.669
You're the team mascot?

00:33:46.829 --> 00:33:47.949
You're fucking throwing it down like that?

00:33:48.269 --> 00:33:49.230
You're laying the gauntlet down?

00:33:49.470 --> 00:33:52.829
You're the fucking, you're the you're the son of a bitch who's supposed to be on the bench for us.

00:33:52.990 --> 00:33:53.709
You cocksucker.

00:33:53.949 --> 00:33:55.549
If I go there for the first game and you're not there.

00:33:55.789 --> 00:33:56.349
I'm not going.

00:33:56.589 --> 00:33:56.750
Okay.

00:33:56.909 --> 00:33:57.149
I'm there.

00:33:57.309 --> 00:33:57.869
It's the first game.

00:33:57.949 --> 00:33:58.109
All right.

00:33:58.269 --> 00:34:00.109
Showing up, showing up, striking out three times.

00:34:00.189 --> 00:34:00.669
Let's go.

00:34:00.829 --> 00:34:01.149
Okay.

00:34:01.549 --> 00:34:02.909
Who are we playing?

00:34:03.389 --> 00:34:04.269
The Outlaws.

00:34:04.669 --> 00:34:05.789
Oh my God.

00:34:07.230 --> 00:34:08.110
First game of the year?

00:34:08.269 --> 00:34:09.070
They're good, right?

00:34:09.949 --> 00:34:12.269
As far as I remember from like old man baseball.

00:34:12.670 --> 00:34:13.550
They're good, right?

00:34:14.829 --> 00:34:16.670
We're gonna get fucking lit up.

00:34:16.829 --> 00:34:17.150
That's it.

00:34:17.950 --> 00:34:19.390
Once again, we got no pitchers.

00:34:19.630 --> 00:34:21.550
No, I think we got a couple pitchers this year.

00:34:21.710 --> 00:34:22.990
Dude, sign me up, man.

00:34:23.230 --> 00:34:23.550
No.

00:34:23.950 --> 00:34:24.350
I would.

00:34:24.430 --> 00:34:27.470
I'm like, because then next thing I was like, who invited this guy?

00:34:27.710 --> 00:34:28.269
Oh no.

00:34:28.350 --> 00:34:29.550
You wanna you want to throw?

00:34:29.870 --> 00:34:30.269
Show up.

00:34:30.350 --> 00:34:31.789
I'll give you a fucking uniform.

00:34:31.950 --> 00:34:33.309
I'll put you right on the mound.

00:34:33.470 --> 00:34:33.950
Really?

00:34:34.350 --> 00:34:34.910
Yep.

00:34:35.230 --> 00:34:36.350
I don't want to do it.

00:34:36.510 --> 00:34:38.110
I'm not I'm not catching for him.

00:34:38.350 --> 00:34:38.670
No.

00:34:39.309 --> 00:34:40.430
I'll watch.

00:34:41.710 --> 00:34:42.510
Dude, catching's fine.

00:34:42.829 --> 00:34:44.350
I don't think you want to be in the box, though.

00:34:44.430 --> 00:34:44.750
I need.

00:34:46.590 --> 00:34:47.070
You know?

00:34:47.230 --> 00:34:51.390
I'd rather be in the box and get hit by one ball than than fetch around 30 balls.

00:34:52.670 --> 00:34:53.150
Touche.

00:34:54.350 --> 00:34:54.670
Yeah.

00:34:54.829 --> 00:34:56.750
Hit me hit me once, I'm good.

00:34:57.870 --> 00:34:59.789
I'm not chasing your fucking pitches all over the place.

00:35:00.030 --> 00:35:03.390
You know he's gonna be sitting there on the mound going, I have to own the inside part of the plane.

00:35:03.470 --> 00:35:04.350
Watch this.

00:35:09.070 --> 00:35:09.870
This fucking guy.

00:35:10.269 --> 00:35:10.990
Fucking guy.

00:35:11.150 --> 00:35:11.390
Yeah.

00:35:11.870 --> 00:35:14.030
Striking you out on Cinco de Mayo.

00:35:14.350 --> 00:35:14.670
Okay.

00:35:15.630 --> 00:35:16.030
Right.

00:35:16.110 --> 00:35:17.789
That was our date, right?

00:35:17.950 --> 00:35:18.190
Yeah.

00:35:18.269 --> 00:35:19.230
We're still waiting on you.

00:35:19.390 --> 00:35:20.750
All right, so are we gonna do that?

00:35:21.550 --> 00:35:22.350
I thought we were.

00:35:23.309 --> 00:35:24.670
On May the 5th, we're gonna do this.

00:35:24.829 --> 00:35:27.550
Yeah, I like I've been throwing.

00:35:27.710 --> 00:35:30.190
Like, I've been like prepping for this, man.

00:35:30.350 --> 00:35:33.789
Like, like, let's not forget about Chinko de Mayo.

00:35:33.870 --> 00:35:34.590
Here we go.

00:35:35.470 --> 00:35:35.950
Cinco.

00:35:36.350 --> 00:35:37.710
Is that in Japan?

00:35:39.150 --> 00:35:39.710
Cinco.

00:35:40.190 --> 00:35:40.510
Oh.

00:35:41.950 --> 00:35:42.990
She said Chinko.

00:35:43.550 --> 00:35:45.070
Um that's a Tuesday.

00:35:45.950 --> 00:35:47.309
Wrong eyes.

00:35:48.269 --> 00:35:49.710
Oh, so sorry.

00:35:50.190 --> 00:35:51.870
I'm gonna love you a long time.

00:35:52.670 --> 00:35:53.710
It's on a Tuesday?

00:35:53.870 --> 00:35:55.390
It's on a Tuesday.

00:35:55.870 --> 00:35:58.590
So which which field do we want to go to to do this?

00:35:58.910 --> 00:35:59.550
Wherever.

00:36:00.190 --> 00:36:01.470
To go to Ryan's field?

00:36:01.789 --> 00:36:02.910
Fucking go in his backyard.

00:36:02.990 --> 00:36:05.870
We'll put a fucking mound in the backfield.

00:36:06.030 --> 00:36:07.309
Actually, you know what would be awesome?

00:36:07.470 --> 00:36:09.150
Let's do it in his backyard.

00:36:09.309 --> 00:36:12.110
I want you to take a ball through a window in the house.

00:36:12.350 --> 00:36:12.670
Let's go.

00:36:14.670 --> 00:36:16.510
Yeah, he's gonna have to hit one.

00:36:17.950 --> 00:36:21.870
Like I said, I want you to take a ball through a window in the house.

00:36:22.030 --> 00:36:22.750
Is there a mount in the room?

00:36:22.829 --> 00:36:26.829
And then I want to set the overall on how long it's gonna take to replace that window.

00:36:28.110 --> 00:36:30.510
I've heard he he batted 068 last year.

00:36:31.150 --> 00:36:31.550
Two years ago.

00:36:31.710 --> 00:36:32.350
That was two years ago.

00:36:32.590 --> 00:36:33.950
Last year I hit the shit out of the ball last year.

00:36:34.110 --> 00:36:35.950
Yes, actually he did very well last year.

00:36:36.190 --> 00:36:37.390
So Okay.

00:36:38.510 --> 00:36:39.710
Let's give or take, Kevin.

00:36:39.789 --> 00:36:40.670
So you might have me in my worst.

00:36:40.829 --> 00:36:41.630
You might have me in my best.

00:36:41.710 --> 00:36:42.030
I don't know.

00:36:42.110 --> 00:36:44.030
Yeah, I think it sounds like your worst.

00:36:44.269 --> 00:36:46.110
He did hit 068 two years ago.

00:36:46.269 --> 00:36:46.430
Right.

00:36:46.590 --> 00:36:48.750
That was the worst season ever.

00:36:51.070 --> 00:36:53.070
That was a bad, that was a bad season.

00:36:53.230 --> 00:36:54.030
That was a rough one.

00:36:54.190 --> 00:36:54.430
Yeah.

00:36:54.670 --> 00:36:56.030
I took it like a chance.

00:36:58.269 --> 00:36:58.910
You did.

00:36:59.309 --> 00:37:00.190
Fuck you.

00:37:00.510 --> 00:37:02.430
Dude, I was Who you throwing with?

00:37:02.670 --> 00:37:02.990
What?

00:37:03.150 --> 00:37:04.030
Who are you throwing with?

00:37:04.350 --> 00:37:04.990
People.

00:37:06.350 --> 00:37:06.590
People.

00:37:07.470 --> 00:37:07.789
All people.

00:37:08.269 --> 00:37:09.630
Like, what does that even matter, dude?

00:37:09.870 --> 00:37:12.190
I basically got a rack-appool or something on the side of the house.

00:37:12.510 --> 00:37:13.630
Like, what does that even matter?

00:37:13.789 --> 00:37:16.110
Like, who's catching my balls?

00:37:16.269 --> 00:37:19.550
Like no one in this house.

00:37:19.789 --> 00:37:21.470
Like, is that what you're asking, dude?

00:37:21.550 --> 00:37:22.750
That's why you said people.

00:37:26.030 --> 00:37:27.470
I'll tell you who isn't.

00:37:27.710 --> 00:37:29.470
Who's catching your balls?

00:37:31.710 --> 00:37:32.670
Tell me.

00:37:32.990 --> 00:37:33.950
I want to know.

00:37:34.190 --> 00:37:35.710
Who's catching your balls?

00:37:35.950 --> 00:37:38.030
Let's get Thunderson's wife on the phone right now.

00:37:38.430 --> 00:37:39.470
His name is Tom.

00:37:42.430 --> 00:37:43.070
Gay.

00:37:45.630 --> 00:37:47.230
Talk about guys catching your balls.

00:37:47.550 --> 00:37:48.030
Gay.

00:37:53.870 --> 00:37:54.190
Okay.

00:37:54.510 --> 00:37:54.829
All right.

00:37:54.910 --> 00:37:56.110
Let's move on.

00:37:58.829 --> 00:38:00.430
You're not going to strike me out.

00:38:02.750 --> 00:38:05.230
You're it's going to take you 14 pitches to get it over.

00:38:05.630 --> 00:38:06.590
No, it's not.

00:38:09.150 --> 00:38:13.309
How many pitches in one at bat do I strike Pat out?

00:38:22.590 --> 00:38:24.510
The fact that he just said three out loud is.

00:38:25.070 --> 00:38:26.910
Well, I figure you're gonna foul three off.

00:38:27.230 --> 00:38:29.470
That's what I that's my first thing.

00:38:31.470 --> 00:38:31.950
Six?

00:38:32.190 --> 00:38:34.590
Maybe seven tops?

00:38:35.230 --> 00:38:37.390
That's seven balls in a row.

00:38:37.550 --> 00:38:37.870
Okay.

00:38:38.190 --> 00:38:39.789
I'm taking the over.

00:38:40.829 --> 00:38:41.710
Thank you.

00:38:43.470 --> 00:38:44.829
Definitely taking the over.

00:38:45.150 --> 00:38:45.950
Appreciate that.

00:38:46.190 --> 00:38:51.470
I'm taking the over and Pat for a for a multi-base hit.

00:38:51.789 --> 00:38:52.430
Thank you.

00:38:52.750 --> 00:38:54.030
How do you even gauge that?

00:38:54.269 --> 00:38:54.829
Very simple.

00:38:54.910 --> 00:38:55.789
We play baseball together.

00:38:56.990 --> 00:38:57.870
You're an unknown factor.

00:38:58.030 --> 00:39:03.390
When he smacks the fuck out of the ball and it goes past your house into the woods, that's an extra base hit.

00:39:03.630 --> 00:39:04.990
The fucking silent assassin's been.

00:39:05.230 --> 00:39:06.269
We're doing it at the house, too.

00:39:06.350 --> 00:39:07.550
We're doing it on the field.

00:39:07.710 --> 00:39:09.230
Nah, I thought we're just doing it in the backyard.

00:39:10.350 --> 00:39:10.910
No, dude.

00:39:11.309 --> 00:39:13.150
I need a fucking snow.

00:39:13.470 --> 00:39:14.430
You want to do some stick ball?

00:39:14.590 --> 00:39:17.150
I want to see that baseball fucking bounce off your house.

00:39:17.309 --> 00:39:18.670
Yeah, I'm sure you do.

00:39:18.750 --> 00:39:24.269
You fucking you fucking you fucking you.

00:39:24.510 --> 00:39:26.030
You mutant you fucking you.

00:39:26.269 --> 00:39:26.670
Yeah.

00:39:26.829 --> 00:39:27.470
Yeah.

00:39:27.950 --> 00:39:28.510
Yeah.

00:39:28.829 --> 00:39:30.110
Sounds like you.

00:39:34.190 --> 00:39:35.390
How about that one?

00:39:36.269 --> 00:39:37.470
How about that?

00:39:38.269 --> 00:39:39.390
How about that?

00:39:40.030 --> 00:39:41.710
This week in baseball.

00:39:42.030 --> 00:39:43.230
All right, let's move on.

00:39:43.390 --> 00:39:46.110
Yeah, it's it's gonna be a yeah.

00:39:47.070 --> 00:39:47.950
Silly.

00:39:48.510 --> 00:39:49.789
Not silly.

00:39:50.670 --> 00:39:52.829
Challenge coming up on Chinco de Mayo.

00:39:52.910 --> 00:39:53.950
Watch for your reels.

00:39:54.590 --> 00:39:55.070
Chinko.

00:39:55.710 --> 00:39:57.150
The the Chinko.

00:39:58.910 --> 00:40:00.590
Must be the hair cotton.

00:40:01.470 --> 00:40:01.950
Yeah.

00:40:02.190 --> 00:40:03.870
I don't see that happening, Kev.

00:40:04.350 --> 00:40:05.550
Six pitches, seven pitches.

00:40:06.110 --> 00:40:08.590
Gonna strike him out on a knuckleball.

00:40:09.950 --> 00:40:11.630
Just throwing that out there.

00:40:11.950 --> 00:40:14.670
The odds just went up, and I just put more money on the over.

00:40:15.230 --> 00:40:16.670
I mean, holy shit, dude.

00:40:17.150 --> 00:40:19.630
There's gonna be questions when this goes swinging.

00:40:19.789 --> 00:40:20.350
Swinging.

00:40:20.510 --> 00:40:24.430
This goes into question when it goes to Vegas because everybody's fucking batting the over.

00:40:26.510 --> 00:40:29.710
So if he actually if he actually throws you a knuckleball, you will.

00:40:30.190 --> 00:40:31.789
I hope it hits me square in the forehead.

00:40:31.950 --> 00:40:34.190
You are gonna swing out of your shoes.

00:40:34.829 --> 00:40:36.750
You're gonna need a Flintstone bat.

00:40:37.309 --> 00:40:39.150
I'm gonna fucking drill it.

00:40:39.309 --> 00:40:40.990
I so can't wait for this.

00:40:41.230 --> 00:40:43.230
It's gonna be awful on your part.

00:40:44.350 --> 00:40:47.950
Alright, so Tuesday the fifth, we gotta take some time and get to a field.

00:40:48.350 --> 00:40:49.550
Backyard, Kevin.

00:40:50.510 --> 00:40:51.150
Simple.

00:40:51.470 --> 00:40:55.150
Fucking hit a moonshot right through the Silent Assassin's window.

00:40:55.390 --> 00:40:56.350
That'd be phenomenal.

00:40:56.590 --> 00:40:57.950
How great would that be?

00:40:59.309 --> 00:41:00.190
What the fuck?

00:41:00.430 --> 00:41:02.030
You're gonna have to hit it, dude.

00:41:03.470 --> 00:41:06.269
First ball that'll be in that bedroom in a while.

00:41:08.670 --> 00:41:11.150
Drop two balls in there for the first time.

00:41:13.230 --> 00:41:14.350
I'm not used to this.

00:41:14.430 --> 00:41:15.230
What is this?

00:41:15.470 --> 00:41:16.910
It's crazy.

00:41:20.590 --> 00:41:21.390
That's horrible.

00:41:21.550 --> 00:41:22.269
Alright, let's move on.

00:41:22.510 --> 00:41:24.430
You're the one you're really picking on Kev today.

00:41:24.750 --> 00:41:25.070
Right?

00:41:25.230 --> 00:41:26.350
Like fuck, man.

00:41:27.550 --> 00:41:28.590
I'm not gonna lie.

00:41:28.750 --> 00:41:29.630
It's pretty good.

00:41:29.950 --> 00:41:31.390
It's good stuff.

00:41:33.870 --> 00:41:34.430
Great.

00:41:34.670 --> 00:41:35.150
Thanks.

00:41:38.829 --> 00:41:40.110
These balls.

00:41:42.430 --> 00:41:43.789
You like dragons?

00:41:45.550 --> 00:41:47.789
You're dragging these balls across your face.

00:41:49.950 --> 00:41:51.550
I love that fucking dude.

00:41:52.110 --> 00:41:55.630
That meme with the fucking with the what are they they're called?

00:41:55.950 --> 00:41:56.910
What do they call sloths?

00:41:57.150 --> 00:41:57.470
Yes.

00:41:57.789 --> 00:41:58.910
The sloth memes?

00:41:59.390 --> 00:42:00.910
Those are fucking great.

00:42:01.230 --> 00:42:05.390
Speaking of which, that's actually a good No try to put it on the screen.

00:42:05.470 --> 00:42:05.870
No, I'm not.

00:42:05.950 --> 00:42:07.870
I'm just gonna pull them up and see what it says.

00:42:12.030 --> 00:42:13.470
Sloth memes.

00:42:28.510 --> 00:42:30.829
That's the dumbest one I think I've ever seen.

00:42:34.990 --> 00:42:41.870
Sloth dirty dirty sloth memes.

00:42:46.990 --> 00:42:50.190
Well, this is all this is this is riveting, riveting radio.

00:42:51.550 --> 00:42:52.750
Your eyes are like wrenches.

00:42:52.829 --> 00:42:54.910
They make my nuts tighten.

00:42:57.870 --> 00:42:59.150
That's a good one.

00:43:00.590 --> 00:43:01.470
That's a good one.

00:43:01.550 --> 00:43:04.910
That could go over many heads, but that's a good one.

00:43:06.350 --> 00:43:07.630
You like pizza?

00:43:07.870 --> 00:43:09.870
Cause I want a pizza dad ass.

00:43:19.309 --> 00:43:20.269
Oh boy.

00:43:20.910 --> 00:43:22.430
Do you like China?

00:43:23.630 --> 00:43:26.269
Cause I'm trying to put this dick in your mouth.

00:43:33.710 --> 00:43:35.150
Oh hell yeah.

00:43:38.670 --> 00:43:40.190
Do you like China?

00:43:40.829 --> 00:43:41.870
Oh my God.

00:43:42.110 --> 00:43:45.230
I take the the out of psychotherapists.

00:43:45.309 --> 00:43:47.870
And if you take out the the, it's psycho rapist.

00:43:49.390 --> 00:43:52.110
Oh that's fucked up.

00:43:56.590 --> 00:43:59.070
Is that so is that a cell phone in your back pocket?

00:43:59.710 --> 00:44:01.470
Because that ass is calling me.

00:44:04.590 --> 00:44:05.950
Oh, this is the best one.

00:44:06.269 --> 00:44:09.470
Do you like do you do you like Imagine Dragons?

00:44:09.630 --> 00:44:12.510
Then imagine dragging my nuts on your face.

00:44:12.910 --> 00:44:13.550
Wow.

00:44:15.390 --> 00:44:16.670
And it's a little sloth.

00:44:16.910 --> 00:44:18.590
What was the final score of the game tonight?

00:44:18.750 --> 00:44:20.190
They won by nine.

00:44:21.470 --> 00:44:23.390
But what was the final score?

00:44:24.350 --> 00:44:25.550
Oh my god.

00:44:26.670 --> 00:44:29.470
I can't see the other side of the thing.

00:44:29.550 --> 00:44:30.590
I'm blind.

00:44:30.829 --> 00:44:33.550
There will only be seven planets after I destroy Uranus.

00:44:33.870 --> 00:44:35.070
7162.

00:44:35.230 --> 00:44:35.470
Yeah.

00:44:35.870 --> 00:44:36.750
That's not my numbers.

00:44:36.910 --> 00:44:40.430
There will only be seven planets after I destroy Uranus.

00:44:43.070 --> 00:44:43.710
Wow.

00:44:44.110 --> 00:44:47.070
That's a that's that's that's rough.

00:44:47.230 --> 00:44:47.870
Yeah.

00:44:49.070 --> 00:44:50.350
Obviously.

00:44:53.710 --> 00:44:54.829
Do you need a medic?

00:44:56.590 --> 00:44:58.990
Because my dick is hard and ready.

00:45:06.430 --> 00:45:07.070
My dick.

00:45:07.230 --> 00:45:08.590
My dick's hard and ready.

00:45:08.750 --> 00:45:09.070
Oh.

00:45:10.350 --> 00:45:13.230
This is the inconsistent show that we fear every week.

00:45:13.470 --> 00:45:14.750
No, there's nothing wrong with that.

00:45:14.910 --> 00:45:16.190
I mean, what do you want to talk about?

00:45:16.990 --> 00:45:18.350
Kevin being controlled.

00:45:18.590 --> 00:45:19.950
Well, we hit that one already.

00:45:21.950 --> 00:45:23.550
You want to tell your coke story?

00:45:23.950 --> 00:45:24.269
No.

00:45:24.430 --> 00:45:24.590
No.

00:45:24.910 --> 00:45:25.870
That was a terrible story.

00:45:26.750 --> 00:45:31.150
I want to know why, if you've got to go to your cousin's house, why they can't make beef wellington for Easter.

00:45:31.390 --> 00:45:33.230
It just seems like the thing to do.

00:45:34.430 --> 00:45:36.670
It's not an Easter thing.

00:45:37.309 --> 00:45:37.710
Why not?

00:45:37.950 --> 00:45:38.510
When is it?

00:45:38.670 --> 00:45:39.630
I don't know, dude.

00:45:39.789 --> 00:45:41.150
I don't fucking know, dude.

00:45:41.230 --> 00:45:44.350
Like, you're real bougie around these parts, so you should know.

00:45:44.510 --> 00:45:47.070
I mean, you have a little bit of a fucking attitude with that answer.

00:45:47.309 --> 00:45:47.630
Yeah.

00:45:48.510 --> 00:45:50.350
I mean, fuck you guys.

00:45:50.990 --> 00:45:51.470
Right.

00:45:51.710 --> 00:45:55.150
Just trying to, you know, figure out your game.

00:45:57.390 --> 00:45:58.269
Don't.

00:45:59.950 --> 00:46:04.110
I'm actually pissed it's supposed to piss it's supposed to rain tomorrow.

00:46:04.190 --> 00:46:06.190
I wanted to fucking throw something in the smoker.

00:46:06.430 --> 00:46:06.990
Oh, yeah.

00:46:07.150 --> 00:46:10.350
But I'm I'm certainly not standing outside in the fucking rain with an umbrella.

00:46:10.590 --> 00:46:12.190
How about a big loaf of bread?

00:46:12.430 --> 00:46:14.990
Dude, you have a carbs.

00:46:15.070 --> 00:46:15.550
That's right.

00:46:15.710 --> 00:46:19.710
Like, all you have to do is like put it in and like turn a thing on, right?

00:46:19.789 --> 00:46:22.430
Like you don't have to like sit there and tend to it, right?

00:46:22.750 --> 00:46:34.750
Well, first off, Kev, I don't know if you're aware of this, but if you have the smoker trying to maintain a temperature and water is banging off the motherfucker like in sheets, it's tough to hold the temperature.

00:46:34.829 --> 00:46:35.950
That's number one.

00:46:37.150 --> 00:46:38.269
Number two, he's got a point.

00:46:38.510 --> 00:46:49.950
Number two, I have to be the guy out there fucking checking the thing and doing a thing and changing the temperature and fucking moving the fucking ham or whatever the fuck I'm smoking.

00:46:50.269 --> 00:46:52.110
I ain't doing it in the rain.

00:46:52.430 --> 00:46:53.390
I'm not.

00:46:54.350 --> 00:46:55.390
Sounds lazy now.

00:46:58.030 --> 00:47:01.630
I mean, yeah, I'm I'm kind of on your side here, bro.

00:47:01.950 --> 00:47:02.750
I knew he was gonna.

00:47:03.070 --> 00:47:03.390
I'm sorry.

00:47:04.430 --> 00:47:07.870
What Swanson TV dinner are you throwing in the oven tomorrow?

00:47:08.510 --> 00:47:10.269
Unemployed fat Neo?

00:47:12.670 --> 00:47:14.990
I had nothing to do with either of those.

00:47:15.230 --> 00:47:16.510
Well, I just said what Swanson.

00:47:16.910 --> 00:47:18.670
Unemployed fat meal all around.

00:47:18.990 --> 00:47:21.150
Is going to have probably ramen noodles.

00:47:21.950 --> 00:47:22.269
No.

00:47:22.430 --> 00:47:23.870
I'm I'm probably gonna make some burger.

00:47:23.950 --> 00:47:26.510
No, I'm going to my flea's house for fucking dinner.

00:47:26.670 --> 00:47:26.990
Oh.

00:47:27.230 --> 00:47:29.070
So that's I spell fucking time.

00:47:29.230 --> 00:47:29.870
He did something.

00:47:30.030 --> 00:47:31.309
No, they always do shit.

00:47:31.630 --> 00:47:32.750
Just fucking teasing you.

00:47:32.829 --> 00:47:33.309
What the fuck?

00:47:33.390 --> 00:47:33.470
Yeah.

00:47:33.550 --> 00:47:38.430
Why why why do you need to figure out your stories before you fucking cast them on people?

00:47:38.670 --> 00:47:38.990
Right.

00:47:39.070 --> 00:47:40.190
He's quick.

00:47:40.990 --> 00:47:43.630
Quick on the tongue, he is that man.

00:47:43.950 --> 00:47:44.990
Quick on the tongue.

00:47:45.230 --> 00:47:45.789
Right.

00:47:46.510 --> 00:47:48.030
Speaking of balls.

00:47:52.350 --> 00:47:52.590
No.

00:47:52.910 --> 00:47:53.470
I'm sorry.

00:47:54.030 --> 00:47:55.630
I'm sorry, I was way off on that one.

00:47:55.950 --> 00:47:56.269
Way off.

00:47:58.670 --> 00:47:59.789
Where were you?

00:48:01.630 --> 00:48:02.269
What?

00:48:02.430 --> 00:48:02.910
I don't know.

00:48:03.150 --> 00:48:05.390
You fucking thumb and Louise that one off a cliff.

00:48:05.630 --> 00:48:06.110
A little bit.

00:48:06.350 --> 00:48:07.150
A little bit.

00:48:07.390 --> 00:48:08.750
That was pretty bad.

00:48:10.269 --> 00:48:16.190
So anything in the news worth worthy of talking about?

00:48:17.150 --> 00:48:18.430
Oh, here we go.

00:48:18.750 --> 00:48:23.870
A comet flew into the sun, but yet we're gonna see it come out on the other side.

00:48:24.910 --> 00:48:26.430
Does that make sense?

00:48:27.070 --> 00:48:28.829
We're going back to this one.

00:48:29.390 --> 00:48:30.350
Does it make sense?

00:48:30.590 --> 00:48:33.309
So we might be able to see it come around.

00:48:33.550 --> 00:48:34.590
Now it might be able to.

00:48:34.750 --> 00:48:35.070
You know.

00:48:35.470 --> 00:48:36.910
It flew into the fucking sun.

00:48:37.390 --> 00:48:38.750
It literally flew into the sun.

00:48:39.070 --> 00:48:40.590
Like the 9-11 planes.

00:48:40.990 --> 00:48:42.190
So, okay.

00:48:43.150 --> 00:48:46.430
So I hate to like the the sun's not a solid object.

00:48:46.670 --> 00:48:48.670
It's a what'd you call it?

00:48:49.470 --> 00:48:51.230
A gelatinous material.

00:48:51.390 --> 00:48:53.150
I I gelatinous mass.

00:48:53.309 --> 00:48:53.870
Yes.

00:48:54.190 --> 00:48:56.510
So I explained it that way to you.

00:48:56.670 --> 00:48:57.789
I didn't call it that really.

00:48:57.950 --> 00:48:59.390
What am I, a fucking retard?

00:48:59.630 --> 00:49:00.910
I don't know, maybe.

00:49:03.309 --> 00:49:11.390
I can understand if you're trying to I was using this first grade and I uh if you're trying to explain it to this retard, but at least I'm gonna listen to you.

00:49:11.630 --> 00:49:14.910
Now I'm a fucking retard because I don't follow this shit.

00:49:16.750 --> 00:49:18.030
I'll carry on.

00:49:18.430 --> 00:49:21.390
You know, like I don't know if we gelatinous material.

00:49:21.630 --> 00:49:26.829
You know, debate about the states of matter, but like there's a like the sun's not a solid object.

00:49:27.070 --> 00:49:27.630
It's a star.

00:49:27.710 --> 00:49:28.190
We know this.

00:49:28.350 --> 00:49:28.510
Right.

00:49:28.590 --> 00:49:29.950
Yeah, it's on fire.

00:49:30.269 --> 00:49:39.789
So this thing, this comet maps, like through flew through kind of like I don't know.

00:49:39.950 --> 00:49:42.350
Like let me guess, you're unfucking prepared.

00:49:42.670 --> 00:49:44.670
Give me the question mark thing.

00:49:45.150 --> 00:49:46.190
Doesn't work.

00:49:47.390 --> 00:49:54.430
You know, like it if it flew like what use your words.

00:49:55.390 --> 00:49:56.269
What's that gonna do?

00:49:56.430 --> 00:49:57.710
Can I have that real quick, dude?

00:49:57.950 --> 00:49:58.990
Throw it at him.

00:50:00.590 --> 00:50:01.230
Wow.

00:50:02.750 --> 00:50:18.190
So if this was like the right, and like like it was all around here, like the this comet's flowing through like a corner of like this square, which would be a circle of the like the sun's atmosphere.

00:50:18.510 --> 00:50:21.309
Like it's going the sun has an atmosphere?

00:50:21.550 --> 00:50:22.670
It does, yes.

00:50:23.390 --> 00:50:24.750
Yeah, it does.

00:50:25.390 --> 00:50:26.510
Explain that one, Mr.

00:50:26.590 --> 00:50:27.070
Wizard.

00:50:27.309 --> 00:50:43.470
So it's like flowing into the sun, but not like through the center, like it it should like its trajectory should pop it out and like come around if it survives, like the gravity and all that kind of stuff.

00:50:43.950 --> 00:50:45.950
Yeah, like you brought it up, man.

00:50:46.269 --> 00:50:48.269
You're the one who can you explain that?

00:50:48.350 --> 00:50:50.430
Like, I like the episode when Mr.

00:50:50.670 --> 00:50:54.269
Fucking Genius did the potato and the straw.

00:50:54.430 --> 00:50:55.950
Like that was a good episode.

00:50:56.350 --> 00:50:57.870
And then you fucking pull that.

00:50:58.590 --> 00:51:03.550
Just imagine it's a circle, but it's a square, and it's flying through the corner, and we're gonna see it come out the other side.

00:51:03.630 --> 00:51:04.670
Well, it's not like possibly.

00:51:04.910 --> 00:51:07.390
I'm it's not flowing through the center of the sun.

00:51:07.630 --> 00:51:11.070
It's like skimming the the surface like it's a stone.

00:51:11.309 --> 00:51:12.110
So say it.

00:51:12.190 --> 00:51:14.910
It's skimming the fucking outskirts of the sun.

00:51:15.230 --> 00:51:16.430
Just fucking say that.

00:51:16.590 --> 00:51:16.829
Okay.

00:51:16.910 --> 00:51:17.309
Just say that.

00:51:17.470 --> 00:51:18.990
But it went through the corner.

00:51:22.670 --> 00:51:24.750
Imagine it's round, though.

00:51:27.309 --> 00:51:27.950
Wow.

00:51:29.230 --> 00:51:31.710
Our dumber listeners are listening still.

00:51:31.950 --> 00:51:33.150
Because they wanted to hear that.

00:51:33.230 --> 00:51:37.550
And we mostly everyone's gone now.

00:51:37.870 --> 00:51:38.030
Right.

00:51:38.110 --> 00:51:38.670
Everyone's gone.

00:51:38.990 --> 00:51:41.870
Everyone is dumber for having listened to that.

00:51:42.110 --> 00:51:42.670
Right.

00:51:42.990 --> 00:51:46.190
You would have been better off talking about the puppy who lost his way.

00:51:46.430 --> 00:51:50.190
But you also have that the you ever hear the Chris Bledsoe guy?

00:51:50.350 --> 00:51:51.870
You hear about that guy?

00:51:52.590 --> 00:51:54.110
Like the Star Regulus.

00:51:54.190 --> 00:51:54.910
Have you heard of that?

00:51:55.070 --> 00:51:56.350
The guy who does the thing with the people.

00:51:56.590 --> 00:51:57.470
Star Regulus?

00:51:57.710 --> 00:51:58.910
About the stuff.

00:51:59.789 --> 00:52:00.910
Use your words.

00:52:01.230 --> 00:52:01.550
Okay.

00:52:01.870 --> 00:52:06.670
So so the this dude who who had like this alien experience.

00:52:07.070 --> 00:52:08.269
Was he abducted?

00:52:08.590 --> 00:52:09.150
Yes.

00:52:10.110 --> 00:52:10.430
Okay.

00:52:11.070 --> 00:52:12.990
His name is Chris Bledsoe.

00:52:13.630 --> 00:52:15.070
Drew's Drew's brother.

00:52:15.309 --> 00:52:15.870
Cousin.

00:52:16.110 --> 00:52:16.590
Uncle.

00:52:16.829 --> 00:52:17.309
Second cousin.

00:52:17.470 --> 00:52:17.630
Yeah.

00:52:18.670 --> 00:52:19.309
Twice removed.

00:52:19.550 --> 00:52:20.190
Yes.

00:52:20.510 --> 00:52:24.190
Like this was like, I don't know, like a year, two years ago.

00:52:25.309 --> 00:52:26.670
Is he a liberal?

00:52:27.470 --> 00:52:28.430
I don't know, dude.

00:52:32.269 --> 00:52:33.789
Is he only in the counter?

00:52:33.950 --> 00:52:34.110
Okay.

00:52:35.309 --> 00:52:43.230
So he he has been saying that Easter of 2026, there is going to be an awakening of humankind.

00:52:43.550 --> 00:52:44.110
There we go.

00:52:44.350 --> 00:52:45.550
Jesus coming back.

00:52:45.870 --> 00:52:47.550
Well, no, not necessarily.

00:52:47.870 --> 00:52:49.870
We're going to see the comet come out of the other corner.

00:52:50.190 --> 00:52:50.510
No.

00:52:50.990 --> 00:52:51.309
No.

00:52:53.150 --> 00:52:57.470
It has something to do with that date and the So tomorrow.

00:52:57.710 --> 00:52:59.470
You're going to spring this on us now.

00:52:59.630 --> 00:53:01.070
And you're talking about tomorrow.

00:53:01.309 --> 00:53:01.870
Well, yeah.

00:53:02.030 --> 00:53:02.510
I guess, yeah.

00:53:03.070 --> 00:53:04.990
There's going to be an awakening tomorrow.

00:53:05.230 --> 00:53:06.510
Of your inner consciousness?

00:53:06.750 --> 00:53:10.110
I cannot wait till later in the day and nothing happens and I get to text you.

00:53:12.670 --> 00:53:17.070
But the date comes from like Weeky, weeky.

00:53:17.309 --> 00:53:23.390
Like the like the star maps of like when stars like rise in like certain positions and stuff.

00:53:23.630 --> 00:53:29.630
And the star of Regulus is supposed to rise in front of the Sphinx tomorrow.

00:53:29.870 --> 00:53:32.110
So it's like there's supposed to be some like grand awakening.

00:53:32.350 --> 00:53:33.390
When's the last time this occurred?

00:53:33.630 --> 00:53:34.510
Grand Awakening.

00:53:34.750 --> 00:53:38.510
I don't think there was the last time like it occurred in like some sort of thing.

00:53:38.590 --> 00:53:39.470
So it's a new star?

00:53:40.350 --> 00:53:41.950
Dude, it it's a prophecy.

00:53:42.190 --> 00:53:43.309
In front of the Sphinx.

00:53:43.630 --> 00:53:46.030
It's it's not it's not a in Egypt?

00:53:46.269 --> 00:53:46.750
Yes.

00:53:46.990 --> 00:53:47.309
Yeah.

00:53:47.550 --> 00:53:50.510
Is Brandon what's his name in this movie?

00:53:50.910 --> 00:53:51.710
Let's go.

00:53:51.950 --> 00:53:52.510
Brandon.

00:53:52.750 --> 00:53:53.470
Oh, I'm sorry.

00:53:53.710 --> 00:53:54.829
You know what I'm talking about.

00:53:55.470 --> 00:53:55.950
Uh-huh.

00:53:56.030 --> 00:53:56.350
I do.

00:53:56.750 --> 00:53:59.710
Is this reenactment of the mummy?

00:54:00.190 --> 00:54:00.510
No.

00:54:00.910 --> 00:54:01.870
I'm in.

00:54:03.150 --> 00:54:03.710
I'm in.

00:54:03.870 --> 00:54:05.309
I'd like to wake the fuck up.

00:54:05.470 --> 00:54:07.070
I'd like to see the mummy.

00:54:08.269 --> 00:54:10.990
I I mean, if that can really happen, I'm down for it.

00:54:11.150 --> 00:54:14.030
I don't want to be the first one to see him because he sucks your face off.

00:54:14.269 --> 00:54:17.550
Yeah, and I don't want those things crawling on me and eating whatever those beetles are.

00:54:17.789 --> 00:54:18.430
Those little bug things.

00:54:18.670 --> 00:54:19.309
No, no, no, no, no.

00:54:19.390 --> 00:54:20.350
Yeah, it's fucking creepy, right?

00:54:20.590 --> 00:54:21.309
Scarabs, actually.

00:54:21.870 --> 00:54:22.269
Scarabs.

00:54:22.430 --> 00:54:22.750
Scarabs.

00:54:22.910 --> 00:54:23.470
Scarab.

00:54:25.150 --> 00:54:26.829
You know, I don't want those.

00:54:27.070 --> 00:54:27.789
Fuck that, man.

00:54:27.950 --> 00:54:30.030
Why we just go to Egypt to a pirate ship?

00:54:30.110 --> 00:54:30.510
I don't understand.

00:54:31.070 --> 00:54:32.030
Jimmy Crabs.

00:54:35.950 --> 00:54:37.630
I want I want something.

00:54:38.590 --> 00:54:41.710
What would I want to fucking take me?

00:54:41.950 --> 00:54:43.390
King Tut's tomb.

00:54:44.750 --> 00:54:45.070
You know?

00:54:45.230 --> 00:54:46.110
What do you what do you want?

00:54:46.269 --> 00:54:48.750
I think you want King Tut to take you from behind.

00:54:52.030 --> 00:54:54.190
So they pat wants to rush your trombone.

00:54:54.269 --> 00:54:55.550
So it's like an antihistamine?

00:54:59.550 --> 00:55:05.390
So the powder on you, it's gonna work like what?

00:55:06.269 --> 00:55:06.590
Okay.

00:55:07.230 --> 00:55:08.110
I'm in.

00:55:08.430 --> 00:55:10.350
Does it bring swelling down?

00:55:14.350 --> 00:55:15.950
If it does, I'm in.

00:55:16.510 --> 00:55:18.670
There's only one kind of swelling that's gonna go down.

00:55:18.750 --> 00:55:19.150
Yeah.

00:55:19.390 --> 00:55:19.950
That's it.

00:55:20.190 --> 00:55:21.710
If you get glazed.

00:55:22.030 --> 00:55:23.230
By a fucking mummy.

00:55:23.309 --> 00:55:24.510
Can you imagine that?

00:55:24.829 --> 00:55:26.110
So how was your summer?

00:55:26.670 --> 00:55:27.309
Rather bounce my face.

00:55:27.550 --> 00:55:28.510
I don't even know where to start.

00:55:28.670 --> 00:55:30.910
Rather bounce my face off of first base.

00:55:32.430 --> 00:55:34.430
I got glazed by King Tut.

00:55:34.670 --> 00:55:35.309
What?

00:55:35.710 --> 00:55:37.150
That's crazy.

00:55:37.470 --> 00:55:38.750
I'm awake now.

00:55:38.910 --> 00:55:39.390
Yeah.

00:55:40.030 --> 00:55:42.590
The crazy thing is these nightmares I'm having.

00:55:43.470 --> 00:55:44.430
Yikes!

00:55:46.110 --> 00:55:49.470
Yeah, there's not, I mean, he's still got the bullshit going on with Iran.

00:55:49.550 --> 00:55:51.630
Gas prices are through the fucking roof.

00:55:51.950 --> 00:55:54.590
Everything costs a million dollars.

00:55:54.910 --> 00:56:01.150
Can we can we say that that you know the Donald is kind of like fucking shit up right now?

00:56:01.309 --> 00:56:01.710
Yeah.

00:56:01.870 --> 00:56:02.269
Totally.

00:56:02.510 --> 00:56:03.309
It appears though.

00:56:03.470 --> 00:56:03.950
So, right?

00:56:04.110 --> 00:56:04.750
Yeah.

00:56:06.430 --> 00:56:07.070
I guess.

00:56:07.390 --> 00:56:11.630
I think he's got I think he's got a bigger game in play, but it really sucks right now.

00:56:11.789 --> 00:56:12.269
Yeah.

00:56:12.430 --> 00:56:14.510
I mean and he sounded like a jack-off.

00:56:15.630 --> 00:56:17.230
Well he always did, man.

00:56:17.470 --> 00:56:18.750
Like come on, man.

00:56:19.150 --> 00:56:21.150
Sometimes more, sometimes more than others.

00:56:21.470 --> 00:56:22.990
He was never a wordsmith.

00:56:23.230 --> 00:56:23.870
But but later.

00:56:24.190 --> 00:56:24.350
No.

00:56:25.309 --> 00:56:26.110
Spelling bean.

00:56:26.670 --> 00:56:27.309
Come on.

00:56:27.630 --> 00:56:28.430
Spelling beep.

00:56:28.590 --> 00:56:29.710
Come on, do better.

00:56:29.950 --> 00:56:32.030
You know, you're doing it, man.

00:56:32.110 --> 00:56:32.510
You're doing it.

00:56:32.829 --> 00:56:34.430
Yelling at the TV to do better.

00:56:34.670 --> 00:56:36.750
I mean, you know, something's wrong.

00:56:36.990 --> 00:56:37.870
This is true.

00:56:38.030 --> 00:56:39.789
Especially if Maddie's doing that.

00:56:40.030 --> 00:56:41.470
What you yelling at me?

00:56:41.710 --> 00:56:42.990
Yelling at the TV.

00:56:43.789 --> 00:56:45.070
Oh, okay.

00:56:46.110 --> 00:56:48.190
Um Let me guess.

00:56:48.269 --> 00:56:49.390
You you couldn't hear me.

00:56:49.630 --> 00:56:50.829
I wasn't prepared for that question.

00:56:52.430 --> 00:56:54.829
I couldn't hear you, therefore I was unprepared.

00:56:54.990 --> 00:56:55.230
Wow.

00:56:55.630 --> 00:56:57.550
So fucking spot out.

00:56:57.789 --> 00:56:58.829
So bad, man.

00:57:00.430 --> 00:57:01.470
So bad.

00:57:01.710 --> 00:57:03.390
So bad, but so good.

00:57:04.430 --> 00:57:04.829
I know.

00:57:04.990 --> 00:57:06.510
It must be very off the mark.

00:57:07.470 --> 00:57:10.590
Yeah, he he's had a handful of do better moments.

00:57:10.829 --> 00:57:11.470
Yeah.

00:57:12.350 --> 00:57:13.950
He's got to do better.

00:57:15.870 --> 00:57:18.269
I'm holding out hope that he will.

00:57:19.870 --> 00:57:22.590
He hasn't done like so bad though, right?

00:57:22.829 --> 00:57:29.390
Dude, now they're now they're saying that I know like Did you hear the the Iran hackers who got into the fucking FBI database?

00:57:31.150 --> 00:57:32.350
Did you hear about this?

00:57:32.670 --> 00:57:34.269
Famous but incompetent.

00:57:34.510 --> 00:57:34.750
No.

00:57:34.990 --> 00:57:49.789
So supposedly they got into the F FBI database and they found information regarding Charlie Kirk and that FBI knew because the FBI is the ones who and they claimed it was the microphone exploding.

00:57:51.789 --> 00:57:53.390
And records found.

00:57:55.870 --> 00:57:57.390
What do you think about that?

00:58:00.829 --> 00:58:02.190
Dan Bon Gino no.

00:58:03.150 --> 00:58:04.269
Cash Patel no.

00:58:04.910 --> 00:58:09.150
So was there like an explosive device in the microphone?

00:58:09.710 --> 00:58:16.190
It's if you look at it, dude, it's the way it think about the fucking pagers that blew up.

00:58:16.510 --> 00:58:17.950
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58:18.110 --> 00:58:18.430
Yeah.

00:58:18.670 --> 00:58:19.230
You know?

00:58:19.550 --> 00:58:21.630
And and then here's the crazy thing.

00:58:21.789 --> 00:58:23.950
Where that microphone was manufactured.

00:58:24.510 --> 00:58:25.070
China.

00:58:26.030 --> 00:58:27.070
Tennessee.

00:58:28.430 --> 00:58:31.789
The place that made it, the factory, blew up.

00:58:32.829 --> 00:58:34.430
Sixteen people dead.

00:58:35.789 --> 00:58:37.390
Prior records area.

00:58:39.230 --> 00:58:40.030
What you know?

00:58:40.750 --> 00:58:42.829
Random place to have an explosion.

00:58:43.390 --> 00:58:46.510
Yeah, it's it's an interesting angle to it.

00:58:46.750 --> 00:58:49.390
Yeah, you're not gonna go in there because you're like, I like the stupid stuff.

00:58:49.710 --> 00:58:52.350
I need more, I need more concrete sort of stuff.

00:58:52.590 --> 00:58:54.350
I need more gelatinous materials.

00:58:55.710 --> 00:58:56.590
That's what I need.

00:58:57.550 --> 00:58:58.590
Don't don't be on.

00:58:58.990 --> 00:58:59.950
You need more concrete stuff.

00:59:00.030 --> 00:59:02.829
Where it's it's con like you're not gonna believe that.

00:59:03.789 --> 00:59:04.350
Are you okay?

00:59:04.510 --> 00:59:05.470
You fall asleep?

00:59:05.789 --> 00:59:06.910
No, I'm fine.

00:59:07.950 --> 00:59:10.990
Just fucking, you just fucking yawned like a bear.

00:59:11.230 --> 00:59:12.350
I was a little tired.

00:59:12.510 --> 00:59:13.470
When I went off to me.

00:59:17.710 --> 00:59:19.309
This is blood sugar low.

00:59:20.510 --> 00:59:21.390
Check your level.

00:59:21.550 --> 00:59:22.110
Live reading.

00:59:22.350 --> 00:59:22.829
What do we got?

00:59:22.910 --> 00:59:23.630
Live read.

00:59:24.030 --> 00:59:25.070
It's six.

00:59:26.030 --> 00:59:27.309
It's at six.

00:59:27.789 --> 00:59:30.829
Get you a orange! Get him a Snickers bar.

00:59:31.550 --> 00:59:32.910
God damn it, it's up.

00:59:33.070 --> 00:59:33.710
What's that?

00:59:34.190 --> 00:59:35.550
191 now.

00:59:35.789 --> 00:59:37.070
Ah, we're under two, dude.

00:59:37.150 --> 00:59:37.550
We're golden.

00:59:38.190 --> 00:59:38.829
Fucking egg rolls.

00:59:38.910 --> 00:59:40.190
I shouldn't eat those egg rolls.

00:59:40.430 --> 00:59:40.670
Yeah.

00:59:40.829 --> 00:59:41.789
Shrimp rolls.

00:59:42.110 --> 00:59:42.829
Same difference.

00:59:43.070 --> 00:59:43.950
Yeah, no egg.

00:59:44.030 --> 00:59:44.990
No protein.

00:59:45.550 --> 00:59:46.829
But there's carbs.

00:59:47.070 --> 00:59:47.870
Protein good.

00:59:48.030 --> 00:59:49.070
Carb bad.

00:59:49.230 --> 00:59:50.269
I'm not gonna lie to you.

00:59:50.350 --> 00:59:54.030
I literally felt the carbs going in my bloodstream and it was glorious.

00:59:54.670 --> 00:59:56.030
That's why you're gonna die soon.

00:59:56.269 --> 00:59:56.590
Perhaps.

00:59:56.750 --> 01:00:03.870
It's like when you're hungover, you take that first sip of like soda, like a fountain soda, you feel it like coat the inside of your body.

01:00:03.950 --> 01:00:05.230
You're like, oh, it's so good.

01:00:05.470 --> 01:00:11.789
Or when you get that or when you get that shaky feeling, and then you have sugar for like the first time when your blood sugar's low?

01:00:12.110 --> 01:00:13.870
Haven't had to worry about that in a while.

01:00:14.269 --> 01:00:15.710
I've had that a few times.

01:00:15.870 --> 01:00:17.950
It's a crappy feeling.

01:00:19.550 --> 01:00:20.670
If you think about it.

01:00:20.990 --> 01:00:22.750
Do you take the sugar rectally?

01:00:23.470 --> 01:00:24.350
When I can.

01:00:25.470 --> 01:00:28.190
It's probably why my swelling.

01:00:28.430 --> 01:00:29.150
Just on Tuesday.

01:00:29.390 --> 01:00:30.269
Got some hemis.

01:00:32.110 --> 01:00:34.590
The hemis are not good with sugar.

01:00:35.309 --> 01:00:37.630
So it's like a swollen tooth out there.

01:00:39.390 --> 01:00:40.269
Do something about it.

01:00:40.510 --> 01:00:42.670
It's like rolling around my asshole in glass.

01:00:42.990 --> 01:00:46.590
I can't wait to go home and and you put some tux on there.

01:00:46.670 --> 01:00:47.710
You got some tux wipes?

01:00:47.870 --> 01:00:48.030
Yeah.

01:00:48.190 --> 01:00:50.430
Nah, do the wipes and then the cream.

01:00:51.070 --> 01:00:51.470
Tux.

01:00:53.070 --> 01:00:54.030
This one's tufts.

01:00:54.430 --> 01:00:56.750
I think it's it's probably the ghetto version of Tux.

01:00:57.710 --> 01:00:58.190
Tufts.

01:00:58.430 --> 01:00:59.230
T-U-F-T-S.

01:00:59.550 --> 01:01:00.670
It's like Hydrox.

01:01:01.390 --> 01:01:02.269
It expired.

01:01:03.390 --> 01:01:03.950
Tufts.

01:01:04.190 --> 01:01:06.030
They expired eight months ago.

01:01:06.350 --> 01:01:08.430
Why does this sting so bad?

01:01:10.110 --> 01:01:10.430
Oh!

01:01:10.829 --> 01:01:13.150
Oh feels like this cream ain't doing anything.

01:01:13.309 --> 01:01:14.590
These are taste like Oreos.

01:01:14.829 --> 01:01:15.710
They're the same thing.

01:01:15.789 --> 01:01:16.829
It's hydrox.

01:01:18.030 --> 01:01:18.910
That's it.

01:01:19.230 --> 01:01:21.070
You fucking double stuff.

01:01:22.190 --> 01:01:22.510
Oh.

01:01:22.829 --> 01:01:24.269
Fucking hemorrhoids suck, dude.

01:01:24.350 --> 01:01:24.670
Oh my god.

01:01:24.990 --> 01:01:25.870
Awful.

01:01:27.789 --> 01:01:28.269
AI.

01:01:28.910 --> 01:01:31.230
You might as well come up with a good name with hemorrhoids.

01:01:32.190 --> 01:01:35.710
Because you've come up with two classic names the past fucking couple episodes.

01:01:35.870 --> 01:01:36.350
This is great.

01:01:36.430 --> 01:01:37.230
Back-to-back episodes.

01:01:37.390 --> 01:01:39.070
A Jackson Pollock incident.

01:01:40.510 --> 01:01:43.230
And and my and my hemorrhoids.

01:01:43.550 --> 01:01:45.070
My hemorrhoids hurt incident.

01:01:45.309 --> 01:01:45.550
Yeah.

01:01:46.110 --> 01:01:47.550
No wonder why we're not getting any data.

01:01:47.710 --> 01:01:49.150
Hemorrhoids and galaxies.

01:01:50.750 --> 01:01:51.950
I won't fucking download this.

01:01:52.430 --> 01:01:53.470
Hemorrhoids and galaxies.

01:01:53.550 --> 01:01:54.269
That sounds fun.

01:01:57.789 --> 01:01:59.070
A lot of bubbles.

01:01:59.710 --> 01:02:00.350
Yeah.

01:02:00.829 --> 01:02:02.670
I guess I'll drink alcohol.

01:02:03.070 --> 01:02:04.190
No more Pepsi.

01:02:04.990 --> 01:02:06.510
I guess bourbon.

01:02:06.750 --> 01:02:07.870
I'm tired.

01:02:08.190 --> 01:02:10.030
You need a bourbon, do you?

01:02:12.510 --> 01:02:13.150
Nah.

01:02:17.070 --> 01:02:17.390
Okay.

01:02:18.350 --> 01:02:23.710
Well, he didn't fucking even consider anybody else with that.

01:02:25.550 --> 01:02:27.390
Just poured that shit right in his glass.

01:02:27.470 --> 01:02:30.269
He's like, I was told what to do.

01:02:33.230 --> 01:02:36.510
Did I cook off eight pounds of shrimp in like 20 minutes, man?

01:02:36.750 --> 01:02:38.030
You might as well get started with that, guys.

01:02:38.670 --> 01:02:40.430
It is 20 after nine.

01:02:40.910 --> 01:02:41.550
Don't take long.

01:02:41.710 --> 01:02:43.150
Shrimp don't take long.

01:02:49.710 --> 01:02:50.670
What the fuck were you just doing?

01:02:50.829 --> 01:02:52.269
Like five minutes in boiling water.

01:02:52.510 --> 01:02:53.070
Did you just see that?

01:02:54.269 --> 01:02:55.150
He was counting.

01:02:55.230 --> 01:02:56.670
I I felt like he was counting.

01:02:56.829 --> 01:02:59.150
He was giving a five count like this.

01:02:59.630 --> 01:02:59.950
Right?

01:03:00.190 --> 01:03:01.630
That was a standing eight.

01:03:03.309 --> 01:03:04.750
Just seeing if he could stand.

01:03:04.990 --> 01:03:05.710
I got it.

01:03:05.950 --> 01:03:06.350
I'm up.

01:03:07.309 --> 01:03:08.430
You were counting yourself in.

01:03:08.590 --> 01:03:09.309
I'm up.

01:03:10.269 --> 01:03:10.510
Shit.

01:03:10.829 --> 01:03:12.430
We just stretched.

01:03:12.990 --> 01:03:14.670
I saw a knee.

01:03:15.390 --> 01:03:18.030
I saw a knee go up above the chair.

01:03:20.269 --> 01:03:22.430
You do not see that too often in this fucking studio.

01:03:23.470 --> 01:03:25.070
I haven't seen that since 92.

01:03:25.230 --> 01:03:26.750
Can't do it with the left leg.

01:03:28.110 --> 01:03:29.309
Yeah, I noticed I get that.

01:03:29.550 --> 01:03:31.710
Dude, I get so fucking tight.

01:03:32.350 --> 01:03:34.190
My hip is so fucked up.

01:03:34.430 --> 01:03:35.470
They're gonna replace that.

01:03:35.550 --> 01:03:37.950
You'll be thin in a matter of months.

01:03:38.829 --> 01:03:41.470
Yeah, keep playing baseball, you guys.

01:03:42.990 --> 01:03:45.390
Says the guy who's dying to be invited on.

01:03:45.789 --> 01:03:46.110
Yeah, sir.

01:03:48.110 --> 01:03:48.590
This guy.

01:03:48.670 --> 01:03:49.309
I'm gonna strike you.

01:03:49.470 --> 01:03:50.829
I'm gonna strike you out in two pitches.

01:03:50.990 --> 01:03:51.710
You need three.

01:03:51.870 --> 01:03:52.670
You know what I'm talking about.

01:03:52.829 --> 01:03:55.230
It's more like Sam Milatello, I think.

01:03:55.870 --> 01:03:57.550
Fucking gay Millatello.

01:03:57.789 --> 01:03:58.750
I think I said seven.

01:03:59.070 --> 01:03:59.550
Doesn't matter.

01:03:59.710 --> 01:03:59.870
Right.

01:03:59.950 --> 01:04:00.590
You know what we're talking about.

01:04:00.829 --> 01:04:02.510
Like you're gonna foul off three.

01:04:02.829 --> 01:04:04.430
So four pitches technically.

01:04:04.910 --> 01:04:05.630
Is what you're saying.

01:04:05.789 --> 01:04:06.990
Well, no, seven total.

01:04:07.230 --> 01:04:08.990
Like I feel like you're gonna foul off three.

01:04:09.070 --> 01:04:10.750
I'm not gonna get a hit off you at all.

01:04:11.070 --> 01:04:11.390
No.

01:04:13.550 --> 01:04:15.230
I mean, this is just fucking stupid.

01:04:15.630 --> 01:04:17.309
Thank God we have this recorded.

01:04:17.550 --> 01:04:18.269
Once again.

01:04:18.750 --> 01:04:22.030
I honestly think like your confidence is like way too high, dude.

01:04:22.269 --> 01:04:22.670
It's funny.

01:04:22.750 --> 01:04:24.110
I was gonna say the same thing about you.

01:04:24.350 --> 01:04:27.789
No, like I'm I'm why shouldn't I have confidence in you should?

01:04:28.670 --> 01:04:32.590
I I'm not thinking I don't think I have confidence at all, dude.

01:04:32.670 --> 01:04:36.990
I'm just saying, like, the fact like you're just like totally dismissing me.

01:04:37.710 --> 01:04:39.230
And you're totally dismissing me.

01:04:39.710 --> 01:04:40.190
I'm not, though.

01:04:40.269 --> 01:04:40.510
I'm not.

01:04:41.870 --> 01:04:43.309
Yeah, I I said seven.

01:04:43.630 --> 01:04:44.990
You're gonna foul off three.

01:04:45.070 --> 01:04:47.630
Like, that's and I won't hit off of you.

01:04:49.070 --> 01:04:56.590
Dude, that that okay, so that that is my own like motivation that you like, no, you're not gonna get hit off me.

01:04:56.670 --> 01:04:56.910
No.

01:04:56.990 --> 01:04:57.230
Okay.

01:04:57.390 --> 01:04:59.230
Like, that's my motivation.

01:05:01.070 --> 01:05:01.390
Okay.

01:05:01.710 --> 01:05:04.829
But like you're your your total dismissiveness of me.

01:05:05.150 --> 01:05:06.190
As you are me is amazing.

01:05:06.430 --> 01:05:07.070
As you are me.

01:05:07.230 --> 01:05:07.870
As you are me.

01:05:08.030 --> 01:05:08.590
I'm not though.

01:05:08.750 --> 01:05:09.309
Yes, you are.

01:05:09.470 --> 01:05:10.990
I don't think I am, dude.

01:05:11.470 --> 01:05:12.829
Unbelievable.

01:05:13.390 --> 01:05:18.030
You but it's it's you fucking narcissistic fucking retard.

01:05:18.350 --> 01:05:23.390
It's okay for you to say and do, but when I do it, it's a bad thing because it hurts your feelings.

01:05:23.550 --> 01:05:25.390
But what am I saying and doing that's okay?

01:05:25.470 --> 01:05:26.430
Like what what what is that?

01:05:26.750 --> 01:05:27.470
I won't get a hit off you.

01:05:28.030 --> 01:05:28.430
I won't get a hit.

01:05:28.590 --> 01:05:32.829
So you're not giving me any respect whatsoever, whatsoever, of hitting the ball off of you.

01:05:33.070 --> 01:05:33.470
Whatsoever.

01:05:33.710 --> 01:05:34.110
Whatsoever.

01:05:34.350 --> 01:05:35.710
I said you're gonna foul three off.

01:05:35.870 --> 01:05:37.950
Foul three off, but not get a hit.

01:05:40.350 --> 01:05:44.269
So the crazy so the whole goal is for me to strike you out.

01:05:44.430 --> 01:05:46.269
Like I have to walk into the kingdom.

01:05:48.590 --> 01:05:51.710
You try to Phil Negro me and say you're gonna strike me out on a fucking knuckleball.

01:05:51.870 --> 01:05:53.230
When's the last time you threw a knuckleball?

01:05:53.390 --> 01:05:55.870
Oh When's the last time Phil Negro threw a knuckleball?

01:05:56.030 --> 01:05:56.269
Yeah.

01:05:56.590 --> 01:05:57.390
Two days ago.

01:05:57.470 --> 01:06:02.030
Uh scout.

01:06:11.150 --> 01:06:12.829
I gotta go pick up the boy from work.

01:06:12.990 --> 01:06:16.990
Alright, we're calling toys, because this is just ridiculous.

01:06:17.150 --> 01:06:19.150
This was this was an awful unbelievable.

01:06:19.309 --> 01:06:20.110
Okay, I love it though.

01:06:20.350 --> 01:06:23.230
Aside from making fun of Pat having a stroke, this was an awful thing.

01:06:23.789 --> 01:06:24.510
You know what, man?

01:06:25.309 --> 01:06:26.350
Go fuck yourself.

01:06:26.670 --> 01:06:27.870
You like dragons?

01:06:30.750 --> 01:06:31.710
Imagine dragons.

01:06:41.230 --> 01:06:44.670
The fact that this doesn't even ho it doesn't even show up anymore.

01:06:46.990 --> 01:06:49.870
Did it work at the beginning before we went live?

01:06:52.190 --> 01:06:53.390
That's what's crazy.

01:06:53.630 --> 01:06:56.030
But we always have fallback features.

01:06:57.230 --> 01:06:58.110
Not that.

01:07:03.390 --> 01:07:04.910
What we doing live?

01:07:05.550 --> 01:07:06.510
Echoes in the turn.

01:07:06.750 --> 01:07:12.110
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for us again on another fine episode of the Take It Deep Show.

01:07:12.190 --> 01:07:13.789
Kevin's an asshole.

01:07:14.350 --> 01:07:14.750
Wow.

01:07:14.990 --> 01:07:19.950
Stupid stuff that comes out of his mouth on a weekly basis is absurd.

01:07:20.190 --> 01:07:23.630
You know what, Kev, perhaps you can prepare for the show next week.

01:07:24.510 --> 01:07:26.030
Yeah, here you go.

01:07:27.150 --> 01:07:27.870
I'm sorry.

01:07:28.030 --> 01:07:29.710
I'm sorry, everyone.

01:07:33.550 --> 01:07:34.030
Take it.

01:07:37.390 --> 01:07:37.950
Ow.

01:07:38.990 --> 01:07:39.550
Wow.

01:07:45.870 --> 01:07:47.470
Let's go brandon out there.

01:07:50.190 --> 01:07:50.990
I quit.

01:07:52.750 --> 01:07:54.990
I'm still trying to figure out what you do here.

01:07:55.150 --> 01:07:56.190
I wow.

01:07:56.350 --> 01:07:57.070
Yeah yeah.

01:07:58.510 --> 01:08:01.390
You have to make the beef well with the hashtag everything.

01:08:11.309 --> 01:08:12.269
Fucking good guys.

01:08:12.430 --> 01:08:14.030
Hashtag I do it all.

01:08:23.150 --> 01:08:25.789
Surprise you didn't spray an act for walking out of the studio.

01:08:27.310 --> 01:08:30.270
Him and his fucking his women legs.

01:08:33.550 --> 01:08:35.390
You're going to pee and you came back because.