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Chapters

00:00 - Episode Introduction

03:42 - Fire Poker: Essential Apocalypse Tool?

11:42 - TikTok Ban and California Fires

21:02 - Drone Mystery Explained

36:21 - Are We Facing Societal Collapse?

52:40 - Microplastics and Human Evolution

01:05:58 - Chuck Norris Movies and Future Words

Transcript
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Because every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals who he is.

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We got some breaking news, ladies and gentlemen.

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Definitely some breaking news Shit.

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You know what sucks.

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I got to stop that and then go back into this.

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So it's yes, ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news straight from Southeast Asia.

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Jizzpaw Hit new single.

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No, he's been out of the States Ever since the whole Diddy Party's hit, so supposedly this is his.

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He wanted to get into singing and this is what happened.

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I guess he got a deal after the Diddy Party.

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Supposedly Is this gonna be footage of karaoke From China.

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It's supposedly is this is this gonna be footage of karaoke from from China?

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It's, it's.

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Listen, he's got a great voice and he he chose to go with the the Adele way.

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So do you think he did?

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how do I think he did?

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Yeah, I think I mean so in my experience, like big people have always been able to carry a tune, you know.

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Jesus Paul's a big guy, huh Right.

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He likes I heard he likes Way to fuck with the guy.

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He's not here to defend himself.

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Well, let's see what he's got.

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Well, he's naturally Whatever.

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Sorry, fat people were offended.

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Oh, by the way, Should we change this to red?

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I mean, it's really bright in here it is awfully bright.

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I'm about to go blind, but this is Jizzpaw's new single, fresh from Fort Lauderdale after a ditty party.

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Arrow.

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I'm shiny.

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I was wondering if you would write some beef with rockery.

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I come over from Beijing, I pray ping pong and pray to Buddha and say ching chong chong ching.

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I mean, let me tell you about that.

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Takes some balls doing that.

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He sounded good.

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Way to go, just pause.

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Yeah, bars.

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You gotta love those Chinese people, orientals, as Kevin called.

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Oh, boy so welcome to another episode of the Ticket Deep Show.

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We have Mickey Blue Eyes with us today.

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AKA the White.

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Rhino Special guest.

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Special guest.

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No, he's not glowing.

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He is that white, it's kind of crazy.

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Jesus Christ, bro, you look like powder.

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I thought that there was like a light on me, but that's just me.

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You're almost transparent.

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That's why we had to turn the light down to red.

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Yeah.

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That's kind of crazy.

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So Mikey's one of our, he's one of our agent aliens.

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He can.

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Unfortunately, he's transparent, so we have to put the lighting down low in here in order for him to come in the studio.

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I come in peace.

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We threw flour on him prior to so you could see the edges it's like that movie powder.

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We didn't want to glare um, all right.

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So we had, we had some brutal, we had some some other shit go on this week, all right.

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Um, one of the big things that kevin feels it's only gonna last a week, actually, quick question, I apologize, I wanted to.

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You remember, I spoke to you about this today.

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Three essential things that you want to take with you during the apocalypse or when shit hits the fan.

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Okay, so there's a scenario where we have to leave where we are.

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Just three essential things that you're going to want to put on your list, okay.

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Fire starter, probably some sort of water filtration device.

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Okay.

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And a semi-automatic weapon with all the fucking rounds I could carry.

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It's like six rounds.

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Well, okay, how do you feel about a fire poker?

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Is this a zombie apocalypse?

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No, this is getting taken out of context here, man.

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Who wants to?

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bring a fire poker.

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You leave a list out like that and I saw fire poker on things that people were saying.

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I'm like no Explain to me why, the fire poker.

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We really people were pretty saying I'm like no, I can't, okay, explain to me why the fire poker really should talk about this before Come on.

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It's so boring.

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Oh um, I thought it'd be more exciting.

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We were trying to figure it out.

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So like we were going through like scenarios of like shit to bring you know.

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Yes.

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We covered that you had to like yes, go somewhere, right?

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Um, no, like me.

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Ally lily in the kitchen upstairs.

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There's an actual list in a book that he saw that he's making reference to, and what it is is that at one point after we had complete, it was the last thing put on this list.

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That.

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How long was the list?

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There's a bunch of shit, um, but ali had said, well, we're gonna have, like, pots cooking on a fire, maybe, okay, right, okay, we're gonna need something to like get it she you know she's going back to the western days I said well, why not we get a fire poker, because it's got like a hook on it and shit and you could like hit something with it too.

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You know like it's kind of like a double purpose, you know like a whack away a coyote or something, you know.

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I mean, it's not uh, how close you letting those coyotes get dude.

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I mean, it's their house right as close as they want, right my first.

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My first like if you're outdoors, I mean, let's, let's be honest.

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if you and and ali and lily are out in the woods and you're cooking and a pack of coyotes attacks, I'm fairly certain you and Lily are walking away.

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I'm like fire poker bro.

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I'm fairly certain that's how it's going to work out.

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I thought the reason why I thought the fire poker I was going like medieval times and I'm thinking I'm like, oh, no, yeah.

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He would use that to fucking, to burn like a bad wound or something quarterizer wound.

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That's what I was thinking.

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I was going straight john rambo wow, yeah, no, like that was my thought, like the conversation was going and like she, she posed that question and at least said, well, what about like you just use a stick which you could, you know?

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And I was like, well, you could use fire poker too.

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We've got one right over there at the fireplace, you know.

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And I guess she wrote it down, like I didn't.

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I didn't know, she wrote it down, but apparently she did fire poker.

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Apparently she deemed it important, um, but again, it did have a dual purpose.

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Okay, rick Grimes.

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No, it's fucking.

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I I give him access to do draft kings and then, oh no, I keep on getting verification code, verification code.

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I'm like how many times is this motherfucker going into this account?

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So do you get?

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to see the yeah, I got I, he, I have access to it, he has access to it.

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So he gave me like 50 bucks.

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He's like can?

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He's like, if I give you 50, you put to see the yeah, I got I, he, I have access to it, he has access to it.

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So he gave me like 50 bucks.

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He's like, can?

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He's like, if I give you 50, you put 50 in the account for me?

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I'm like, yeah, so did that and he made a bet and he was very happy with it, so it's a good return for 10 bucks.

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We'll see I mean you do claim five percent I told him uh, 60, 40, I'm gonna take the responsibility of the account.

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He gets 60%, I get 40.

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Oh, he gets 60?

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Yeah, no, he gets 40, bro, it's his money.

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He gets more or less.

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Sure, he's too young to be gambling without your account.

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It's his money, yeah, but it's in an engine that you provide.

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Understood, so I told him instead of as long as he's getting a profit, he shouldn't be worried, yeah.

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This is how we get to Albuquerque.

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I told him I was like you're going to take it.

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If you win, you take a certain amount of that.

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Save that.

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Keep a little bit in the account and use the small amount to bet with, but save the large amount.

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Yeah so we'll see.

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Hopefully he hits the bet he put in, because it's like a $10 bet for $280.

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I can't remember the last time I hit a DraftKings fucking bet, so hopefully he hits it.

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And I'll be like dude.

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It's my account, bro, and that's it.

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So are we just doing, maddie, with the three essential things?

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Or was that just like a?

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Well, no, I just wanted to.

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You were just trying to find out about fire poker.

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I just wanted to see what his response would be.

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This fucking kid.

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Why did you think it was going to be something different?

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No, I just wanted to say a double-headed dill and a thing of KY.

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A good old drill, dill.

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I mean, I guess you could use a double-headed dill as a multi-tool also, kind of like the fire poker.

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My furry costume, oh God.

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Furry fucking head.

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So Mickey Blue Eyes.

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He's our super fan Ben.

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What's up, is he allowed?

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Oh, he's our super fan, ben.

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What's up, is he allowed?

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Oh, he's back on, he's back on.

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He's back on.

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He like went to DMV and got that all straightened out.

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I had to look.

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Something was messed up.

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He wasn't on our.

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He wasn't on our list of followers, or nothing.

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I'm like what happened.

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I don't know, was he in Facebook jail?

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I don't know.

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Oh, maybe it was him himself, not us.

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Perhaps he got mad at Pat for being a fucking dildo all the time and he stopped followers.

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First of all, maybe.

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What are you talking about?

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Maybe he takes some accountability for some of the racist things he says.

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How about that?

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I mean no more racist than anybody else in this room we're not racist, so stop it.

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Silly ben is totally 100 racist.

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I don't that is not true.

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We're joking ben I love you.

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I love you you say that all the time, but I think you get the fucking bug you know, or something?

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If I did, I would just say I did.

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It's a little niche for the show.

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Niche, it's a niche.

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Yeah, it's a Tom Oster niche.

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Tom Oster builds a mighty fine niche.

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Alright, so just received news that January 19th TikTok will no longer be in effect in the US.

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Just received that news Excellent.

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It's hot off the presses.

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Kevin seemed very upset.

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Nah, it'll be back in a week.

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Yeah.

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Well, Kevin likes to spend a lot of time on there he does.

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I mean honestly, I'd be totally fine if it went away, I'd be totally fine if society collapsed and no one could use their phone, but it'll be back in a week?

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Why does it sound like he's foreshadowing?

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Is that before or after you off yourself in the backyard?

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Or is that before or after you join the militia?

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He couldn't join the militia.

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He'd be like fuck it.

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I'm just ending it here.

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I've had enough of this.

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Mikey, do you think?

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Do you think OBS would join a militia and just kill people?

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I don't know if he'd kill people.

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He'd definitely have like a designated role though.

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A designated driver maybe.

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Yeah, he's got to stay back at camp and cook with the poker.

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That's an essential role, honestly.

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The town chef Like you all would be fucking pumped if I was like you're a cook in the bunker, if you're assigned dude, fuck you both All.

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I know is this.

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I'd be happy If he was assigned the cook.

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I'd be like I know I'm getting great meals every night.

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When you're done filling your Glasses, pass, pass that bad boy around here Um, you can pass it this way.

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So now, then there was, so you got tiktok happening, thank you.

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Then you had the information of these gentlemen with gasoline In California.

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Did you see that?

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yeah, like pouring them in like sewer grates and shit.

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And they just arrested a man with a blowtorch.

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Yeah, what's going on?

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What.

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A guy got arrested for supposedly starting the fires with a flamethrower.

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He was like a homeless, unidentified man.

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Not only that, then people got caught pouring gasoline in the drains and shit.

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Well, the craziest part is they didn't catch them.

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They're still unidentified.

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Oh, but there's people doing it.

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There's video footage of people setting fires in LA, but they can't catch anybody.

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They don't know who anybody is.

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And supposedly it's a homeless guy with a fucking flamethrower, that's awesome.

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Who started this?

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That's fucking awesome.

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Guy's last name is Pelosi.

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That place can burn.

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Man, fucking LA Hollywood, fucking Sodom and Gomorrah, burn, go away.

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Goodbye, wow, sodom and Gomorrah.

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You know, wow, there's not a good soul in that fucking town, man.

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I mean, there's some innocents in that town, yeah.

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Not all of them are miserable cocksucking scumbags.

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I'm sure there's a percentage of the population that's like good people and shit, but that place like I'm not upset, that place is burning at all Like good riddance.

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I'm not upset, that place is burning at all Like good riddance.

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I feel like the only downside Is they're like immigrating into Other cities, like they're gonna have to like move towards like Texas and shit like that.

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That's fine, if fucking Texas will shoot them.

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Yeah, dude.

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To me that's like just because of, like, the pansiness and the Cuntiness of Californians Sorry Californians, sorry Californians, you're all a bunch of cunts.

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That's when there's like a revolution because, like, they'll all start coming from California to Texas and it's like a fucking big LBGTQ fucking World War out in Vegas or something.

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Yeah.

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I think even even the fags in Texas would win, though Right, I'll take a gay Texan over a gay Californian.

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All day, all day, every day right.

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Fucking horns, baby Fucking horns, horn them, horn them, jesus Christ.

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Listen horns, baby fucking horns, horn them, horn them, jesus christ.

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Um, I listen you if that ever happens.

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Shit like that, where there's like this revolution or like almost like another civil war, and I mean so are you, are you?

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the californians are starting a civil war.

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It's gonna be over pretty quick is it more realistic of a civil war or like a dystopia?

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Dystopia, right yeah.

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That can happen real quick.

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You know like I'm not so sold on the civil war anymore.

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No, no, I'm feeling more like.

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Well, let's see what happens.

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January 20th, January 20th yeah.

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Or prior to.

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Well, yeah.

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Anywhere in between.

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Yes, get your fire pokers ready.

00:16:10.431 --> 00:16:22.726
Just hearing what's going on, we have our, we've gotten some information which we're not going to relay the source of, of what's going on with.

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Well, the explanation of the drones, the drones.

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Yeah, we've received an explanation.

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Yeah so I mean, we have the inside scoop people.

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You've heard it here first and it's not, it's, it's not a pretty sight, probably the best way to say it yeah, it's um, it's convoluted you know um.

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Just like nuts.

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There's Burgers.

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All of us are boots on the street.

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Lay it out.

00:16:48.668 --> 00:16:53.631
Yeah, you want me to just throw out what I've heard, okay, so.

00:16:53.840 --> 00:16:57.168
You want me to put a little Marvin Gaye on her and throw it to Grapevine or something.

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No.

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Okay, I thought that would be good.

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So what I've heard through fairly reliable sources is that the drones are Chinese drones launched by Iran.

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Okay, from where?

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From the Atlantic, the Ayatollah sending drones our way Right.

00:17:20.221 --> 00:17:31.536
But the purpose of the drones is that they're looking for a Russian sub that had gone missing about like a year year and a half ago-ish, you know somewhere around there.

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A nuclear sub, I assume.

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Like I don't know if anybody remembers, but like there was a like an almost Hunt for Red October-like thing where, like a Russian nuclear sub went missing and it had this doomsday weapon fucking.

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I'm sorry, you know, fucking ben, there's nothing in texas texas but steers and queers well, that's an accurate statement and he wonders why he gets kicked off.

00:17:57.876 --> 00:17:59.421
That's an accurate state, understood.

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But comments like that.

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Unfortunately, the people on facebook are gonna you gotta like find a funny spelling for the queers.

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I disagree.

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Because if you type out queers, there you go, that's all you got to do right there.

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I like the out front approach.

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You go like K.

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So everybody can see exactly what Ben thinks and how he thinks.

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You go like KW instead of QU.

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You know, like something like that.

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That's how you stay on Facebook.

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Jesus H Christ ain't nothing but steers and queers in Texas.

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You don't look much like a steer to me.

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But anyway.

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Alright, so back to the back to the.

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Right, so this Russian sub had gone missing a couple years ago a year and a half ago whatever.

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Russia thought we had it, still thinks we have it.

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Um, do we have it?

00:18:49.767 --> 00:18:56.664
So let me take you back to a comment trump made in like a press conference or like some some whatever.

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Like he said like they know what's going on, I don't know why they're not telling you this, that the other thing you know, like he doesn't know why they're not telling everybody, everybody, remember that one yeah, yeah right now.

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Okay, so from what I know um the reason that the drones are there is that these chinese drones, launched by iran, are looking for the russian sub you can actually find like good confirmation of this if you like look it up, like there was like news, like there was like I forgot what his name was but he actually like came out and was saying that there was an Iranian ship just off the coast, right near New Jersey.

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And then you can find all about like the sub, because everyone was like, well, where the hell did the sub go?

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Why isn't it being like detected?

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Well, of course it would be from New Jersey, no one would smell the difference of them being there.

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Um and like that.

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Like we're in agreement with them to let them look for it, cause we don't have it.

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Like they think we have it, we don't have it.

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They're like you know fine.

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Like do whatever you want, but like you can fly your drones, but you have to fly them at night.

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If they're seen during the day they're going to get shot down.

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So it's only like a nighttime thing.

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So that's the real thing with the drones, just to make everybody feel safe, or maybe-ish Locked and loaded I don't know if that helps anybody out there, but like that's the, the info I got, which.

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That's the story out there right now.

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Well, I don't think it's a story out there right now, iran is on its way to replacing russia as the leading arms country yeah, like, but you can actually actually find this.

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Iran launched a mothership, probably about a month ago, that contains these drones.

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That mothership is off.

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I'm going to tell you the deal.

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It's off the east coast of the United States of America.

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They've launched drones.

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It's everything that we can see, or?

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hear, and again, these are from high sources.

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I don't say this lightly.

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What's that you want me to just send it?

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to you.

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We can see you're here and again, these are from high sources.

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I don't say this lightly.

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What's that?

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We know there was a probability.

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You want me to just send it to you.

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Who was?

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that talking and where he looked very important.

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I wish I could tell you what his name was.

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I'm just not.

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Did he have a?

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pin on his lapel.

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He did.

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He did have a pin on his those are important people man, yes, have you ever worn a pin on your lapel?

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For what?

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For anything.

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I've worn a pin on my lapel.

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I think I may have.

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I feel like I have A couple funerals.

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I have A couple times yeah.

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Like an angel, like a heart.

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It's weird.

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I got it at okay.

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Something from my grandma when I was younger.

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I think, he's Way to make me feel bad for almost getting ready to make fun of you.

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I was just saying it's just it was-.

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I think he was like talking more of in, like a alright, let's listen to this real quick.

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Yeah, this is uh not that, but um maybe linked to Iranian mothership, says congressman.

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Let's see who this is.

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We don't know, of course yeah, gulf of America.

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America, fuck yeah, is it, fuck yeah, is it really?

00:22:30.929 --> 00:22:35.095
that's what he's gonna do, man like, go ahead, man, do it, fuck.

00:22:35.095 --> 00:22:43.615
Yeah, I think you see he wants to go get the panama canal too, right?

00:22:43.615 --> 00:22:43.714
Yep, part one.

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Previous owner passed away eight years later.

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The new wants to go get the Panama Canal too right.

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Yep Part one Previous owner passed away.

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Eight years later, the new owner decided to get the wall safe open.

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Hold down on the message and then when it pops up with like a preview, then click on the preview Gmail bro.

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Like hold down on the thing it's on Gmail, man, and then just click the preview right there.

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Yeah, Maybe that'll work.

00:23:03.625 --> 00:23:05.797
The white rhino has out-taken Pat.

00:23:05.917 --> 00:23:06.279
There you go.

00:23:06.279 --> 00:23:07.866
I'm going to tell you the real deal.

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Iran launched a mothership, probably about a month ago, that contains these drones.

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That mothership is off.

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I'm going to tell you the deal.

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It's off the east coast of the United States of America.

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They've launched drones.

00:23:22.445 --> 00:23:26.141
It's everything that we can see or hear and, again, these are from high sources.

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I don't say this lightly.

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Now you know, we know there was a probability it could have been our own government.

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We know it's not our own government because they would have let us know.

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It could have been some really glorified hobbyist or hobbyist that were doing something unbelievable.

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They don't have the technology, but let's pretend that's possible.

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The third possibility was somebody, an adversarial country, doing this.

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Know that Iran made a deal with China to purchase drones, motherships and technology in order to go forward.

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The sources I have are good.

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They can't reveal who they are because they are speaking to me in confidentiality.

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These drones should be shot down, whether it was some crazy hobbyist that we can't imagine, or whether it is Iran and I think it very possibly could be they should be shot down.

00:24:17.728 --> 00:24:21.747
We are not getting the full deal and the military is on alert with this.

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I'm going to tell you.

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Yeah, I mean the guy's right.

00:24:25.185 --> 00:24:27.723
He just doesn't have all the info shoot first.

00:24:27.723 --> 00:24:32.682
Ask questions later like he, he's got the whole iran thing down like he doesn't know why.

00:24:32.682 --> 00:24:38.471
If he knew, why you know okay, so why?

00:24:38.531 --> 00:24:39.113
why do you think?

00:24:39.413 --> 00:24:45.030
it's, it's like because, like trump said, because of the submarine well, well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:45.030 --> 00:24:47.906
But like Trump said, the government knows why.

00:24:47.906 --> 00:24:57.685
I don't know why they're not telling the public, why you know he said that, like you could find that Because most of the public is a bunch of children and they can't handle the truth.

00:24:58.782 --> 00:25:00.950
I don't think it's that at all dude, I disagree.

00:25:01.421 --> 00:25:05.950
I think if everybody knew the reason, we'd be like okay, yeah, sure, that makes sense.

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They're looking for something.

00:25:07.824 --> 00:25:09.269
We don't have it.

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We said you know.

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They said we want to look.

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We're like okay, fucking go look then.

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Go, look, get it over with.

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Fucking see you later.

00:25:18.351 --> 00:25:22.348
And that's what's going on, you know, until they find it.

00:25:22.348 --> 00:25:34.191
Who knows what happens when they find it?

00:25:34.191 --> 00:25:36.458
I don't know if we have it, but like, who knows, we may have it, who knows, I don't know?

00:25:36.458 --> 00:25:37.019
Okay, people move along.

00:25:37.019 --> 00:25:38.884
There's nothing to see here.

00:25:38.884 --> 00:25:45.045
Like it's total, like fucking life imitating art here at hunt for red october yeah, it's you know.

00:25:45.165 --> 00:25:48.107
I'm waiting for Alec Baldwin to get introduced to the fucking story.

00:25:48.744 --> 00:25:51.164
Well, they can't put him on a submarine anymore because he shoots people.

00:25:51.385 --> 00:25:53.728
Yeah, I mean it's either that or we're going to get.

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He's not allowed near live ordnance.

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Shoot, run, fucking prop guy that's what happens.

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That's it.

00:26:02.663 --> 00:26:12.032
It's going to be like the good old, uh harrison ford movies back in the day clear and present danger, something like that was it?

00:26:12.173 --> 00:26:12.861
was it what?

00:26:12.861 --> 00:26:16.509
No, that hunt for red october was uh alec baldwin and who else?

00:26:16.509 --> 00:26:18.700
And denzel denzel yeah, we got.

00:26:18.720 --> 00:26:19.381
We got real life.

00:26:19.381 --> 00:26:20.844
Jack ryan's going on right now.

00:26:20.844 --> 00:26:26.212
This is what's going on All the spies, everybody's getting fucking alerted.

00:26:26.212 --> 00:26:26.934
Take him out.

00:26:28.585 --> 00:26:29.271
What was the other one?

00:26:29.271 --> 00:26:31.282
What was the other submarine movie with Gene Hackman?

00:26:33.268 --> 00:26:34.953
Oh, that was with Denzel.

00:26:34.953 --> 00:26:36.807
Yeah, that was Denzel.

00:26:36.827 --> 00:26:40.452
That's the one with Denzel Crimson Tide On February October was Sean.

00:26:40.452 --> 00:26:43.153
Connery, yeah, I can't believe I mixed that up.

00:26:43.454 --> 00:26:44.801
Wow, I mean Sean.

00:26:44.823 --> 00:26:45.244
Connery Denzel.

00:26:45.486 --> 00:26:46.307
Crimson Tide.

00:26:46.628 --> 00:26:53.175
That's a great movie, great movie, honestly both, and they don't wash themselves out either.

00:26:53.296 --> 00:26:53.457
No.

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You can't get bored with the whole sub brushing this, that game.

00:27:01.028 --> 00:27:02.291
You know like they're two great movies, isn't we?

00:27:02.291 --> 00:27:04.596
Who else it doesn't alec baldwin play jack ryan?

00:27:05.578 --> 00:27:10.269
no um, bat flick played jack ryan in one movie.

00:27:10.328 --> 00:27:16.277
I think chris pine is playing jack ryan right now well, chris pine's got that new seat, that another series coming out.

00:27:16.659 --> 00:27:28.131
Oh, I'm supposed to be fucking oh, and was it korinsky, right, john korinsky, jack ryan, yeah that's the eternal, the show yeah, the shit list.

00:27:29.393 --> 00:27:30.193
Oh, that's a good one.

00:27:30.193 --> 00:27:31.476
Shit, that's.

00:27:31.476 --> 00:27:36.513
It's schindler's list, I don't know something, what, what that was on the other day.

00:27:36.513 --> 00:27:39.126
I haven't seen that movie.

00:27:39.848 --> 00:27:42.435
Kevin refuses to watch it because he doesn't like to see anyone escape.

00:27:42.435 --> 00:27:43.605
Did you watch it?

00:27:43.605 --> 00:27:44.970
I'm not going to lie, dude, have you?

00:27:45.010 --> 00:27:45.332
seen it.

00:27:45.332 --> 00:27:49.673
No, that movie, it's like fucking nine hours long, right.

00:27:49.724 --> 00:27:53.548
Bro, that movie, though, Like who wants to watch that?

00:27:53.548 --> 00:28:01.153
It looks like it was pretty much World War II all over again what they did for the actors who looked extremely malnourished.

00:28:01.467 --> 00:28:04.164
Who wants to sit through over three hours right?

00:28:04.244 --> 00:28:07.305
They're like if we did it for a war, I'm sure we could do it for a movie for nine hours you leave.

00:28:07.325 --> 00:28:08.787
Daniel Day-Lewis out of this.

00:28:08.787 --> 00:28:10.188
That's who he was in there.

00:28:10.188 --> 00:28:11.209
Right, that was who it was.

00:28:11.269 --> 00:28:14.712
I don't think Wasn't he in there I?

00:28:14.732 --> 00:28:15.854
don't know if he was that one man.

00:28:15.854 --> 00:28:16.134
Fuck.

00:28:16.134 --> 00:28:17.415
No, let's move on.

00:28:18.356 --> 00:28:23.362
But like watching that movie I'm like holy fuck, dude that hit like I was like fuck.

00:28:27.846 --> 00:28:30.959
I didn't even realize how bad it was then, as it is now, as you're watching it.

00:28:30.979 --> 00:28:32.204
Kevin puts that on and self-cleans the oven in the house.

00:28:33.268 --> 00:28:34.573
I thought we stopped doing this shit.

00:28:34.573 --> 00:28:35.648
It's mid-law.

00:28:37.905 --> 00:28:41.300
I thought we had like a production meeting, like a year ago I didn't.

00:28:41.300 --> 00:28:46.089
Well, let's call up Charles Thompson and ask him.

00:28:47.112 --> 00:28:48.323
Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia.

00:28:48.769 --> 00:28:49.963
I'm going straight to HR.

00:28:49.963 --> 00:28:51.416
You're going straight to hell.

00:28:52.307 --> 00:28:54.255
You're going straight to H-E-L-L, not H-R.

00:28:54.255 --> 00:29:01.699
Um yeah, but just, I don't know how they filmed that fucking movie, because there was so many.

00:29:03.346 --> 00:29:04.991
I can't believe we're still talking about this movie.

00:29:04.991 --> 00:29:06.307
I'm just trying to like.

00:29:06.489 --> 00:29:09.286
Looking at it, I'm like these motherfuckers really had a God.

00:29:09.286 --> 00:29:10.230
Have you seen the movie?

00:29:10.230 --> 00:29:12.068
Yes, I believe.

00:29:12.108 --> 00:29:12.612
God has.

00:29:12.612 --> 00:29:15.092
Where'd this ass chair come from, by the way?

00:29:15.092 --> 00:29:16.536
What ass chair?

00:29:18.487 --> 00:29:19.891
It's like has where'd this ass chair come from?

00:29:19.891 --> 00:29:20.432
By the way, what ass chair.

00:29:20.432 --> 00:29:20.994
It's like fucking broken.

00:29:20.994 --> 00:29:21.777
Mikey took the good chair, I did not.

00:29:21.777 --> 00:29:23.583
I pulled this one out of the like back there.

00:29:23.583 --> 00:29:24.204
Mikey doesn't lie.

00:29:25.307 --> 00:29:25.608
He's a.

00:29:25.608 --> 00:29:26.009
He's a.

00:29:26.009 --> 00:29:27.212
He's one of my good children.

00:29:27.212 --> 00:29:31.949
The white rhino never lies how you do it.

00:29:32.910 --> 00:29:42.641
This got like a fucking flat tire, like I don't know what's going on with this man, anyway, anyway, go on like you aggravated god with your bitching.

00:29:42.800 --> 00:29:43.442
You know what?

00:29:46.128 --> 00:29:51.517
all the time you gotta say something, throw a wrench into the works.

00:29:52.679 --> 00:29:58.737
That's why I like you ben, we're going a little, je little Jefferson Ocean bourbon tonight.

00:29:59.246 --> 00:30:00.089
Can we smoke in the house?

00:30:00.089 --> 00:30:02.729
Well, the warden's out.

00:30:03.029 --> 00:30:05.155
Oh shit, the warden's out, everyone plays.

00:30:06.286 --> 00:30:08.473
What's the brown drink of the night?

00:30:09.488 --> 00:30:11.609
I just answered him, I just thought it was a little Jefferson Ocean.

00:30:12.172 --> 00:30:12.773
Yeah, for now.

00:30:12.773 --> 00:30:13.970
Then we got a little BBC.

00:30:13.970 --> 00:30:16.854
I think we may get to the other bottles.

00:30:17.144 --> 00:30:18.528
We may you will.

00:30:22.017 --> 00:30:22.377
Where is?

00:30:23.409 --> 00:30:25.449
Are you kidding me right now?

00:30:25.449 --> 00:30:26.948
You just noticed that.

00:30:26.948 --> 00:30:28.373
Yeah, I was like what the fuck bro?

00:30:28.565 --> 00:30:30.205
Dude be cool, don't tell lies man Be cool.

00:30:30.205 --> 00:30:32.287
Don't tell lies, no, it's just like Dude.

00:30:32.287 --> 00:30:33.211
What if she's watching?

00:30:34.205 --> 00:30:35.310
She's not watching.

00:30:35.310 --> 00:30:36.968
Can I have a drink?

00:30:37.909 --> 00:30:42.038
She's being ravaged by a pack of coyotes in the wild right now.

00:30:43.846 --> 00:30:44.807
Just light your own man.

00:30:44.807 --> 00:30:46.849
Just one, just one.

00:30:46.849 --> 00:30:48.853
Okay, it's one and only one.

00:30:49.233 --> 00:30:50.434
Don't fucking celebrate it.

00:30:50.575 --> 00:30:52.438
Just one I always feel bad with Maddie.

00:30:52.438 --> 00:30:53.440
Well, now, mikey.

00:30:53.660 --> 00:30:58.829
You know what they have to deal because you know, eminem it well now.

00:30:58.971 --> 00:31:05.893
Mikey, they have to deal because fucking Eminem over there, motherfuckers alright, so here's the deal.

00:31:06.929 --> 00:31:14.484
are we at the brink of society coming close to collapsing?

00:31:14.484 --> 00:31:20.751
Mickey Blue Eyes, what do you think, since you're so fucking quiet over here?

00:31:23.386 --> 00:31:27.193
I don't know about collapse, but mass reformation probably.

00:31:27.193 --> 00:31:32.298
I think it's been a long time coming If you look at the history of the world.

00:31:32.298 --> 00:31:33.326
We're kind of due for this.

00:31:33.326 --> 00:31:36.069
We're kind of far off from this.

00:31:36.069 --> 00:31:36.893
It's been delayed.

00:31:36.893 --> 00:31:39.751
A little reset, a little natural reset, yeah.

00:31:39.751 --> 00:31:43.634
Yeah, I think, like you know, we're pretty far gone.

00:31:47.088 --> 00:31:48.550
This is going to turn out to be a little crazy.

00:31:48.550 --> 00:31:49.913
What am I answering into?

00:31:52.038 --> 00:31:52.519
Your mouth.

00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:56.789
Talk amongst yourselves.

00:32:03.125 --> 00:32:03.948
All right mouth, talk amongst yourselves.

00:32:03.948 --> 00:32:04.208
Um, all right.

00:32:04.208 --> 00:32:08.301
I mean, I can see something crazy happening to where a group of people like lose their fucking mind and just wasn't.

00:32:08.382 --> 00:32:10.247
It isn't that the democratic party at this point.

00:32:10.729 --> 00:32:16.050
Well, so I was talking about this the other day, like think about covid, like yeah, you know.

00:32:16.071 --> 00:32:22.492
So you said yeah double, double maskers, those people, well, I'm saying like covid shut everything down.

00:32:22.913 --> 00:32:24.644
And then you were saying like, oh, it can't happen again.

00:32:24.644 --> 00:32:28.192
I was like, okay, maybe not with a virus, but with something else.

00:32:28.192 --> 00:32:29.115
Yeah, exactly.

00:32:29.115 --> 00:32:30.625
And so, emp, you know when?

00:32:30.625 --> 00:32:31.210
Yeah, exactly.

00:32:31.210 --> 00:32:37.511
So when I started saying that you know people are going to resort to looting and shit like that, then you can see just chaos in the streets.

00:32:37.511 --> 00:32:40.317
That's what we saw with COVID.

00:32:43.924 --> 00:32:45.715
That's not even what we saw with an EMP or invasion or something.

00:32:45.715 --> 00:32:47.285
Here's the huge big negative, covid.

00:32:47.285 --> 00:32:54.438
We were locked at home with just Wi-Fi Internet, tiktok and brain melting.

00:32:54.438 --> 00:32:58.368
Right, yeah tiktok and brain melting, right.

00:32:58.368 --> 00:32:59.892
Yeah, imagine that happening.

00:32:59.892 --> 00:33:03.539
Now, not covered, but another thing, but it's actually all.

00:33:03.539 --> 00:33:10.318
The electronics are kaput, emp hits, can't do shit, stone age, right.

00:33:10.318 --> 00:33:14.548
That's where I think the fall of society happens I don't know if it'd be a fall why?

00:33:14.548 --> 00:33:15.651
Why not?

00:33:16.373 --> 00:33:19.651
I think it would just completely crumble the system as we know it right now.

00:33:19.651 --> 00:33:21.288
You gotta take a look at.

00:33:21.288 --> 00:33:22.513
Is that not a fall?

00:33:22.513 --> 00:33:24.431
I don't think it's a fall.

00:33:24.431 --> 00:33:28.598
I feel like America is way too powerful.

00:33:29.508 --> 00:33:30.171
You gotta think right.

00:33:30.171 --> 00:33:35.047
You don't think it happens where America in an instant can go to a third world country.

00:33:35.086 --> 00:33:40.550
I don't think so Only because America alone right, maybe for like a month.

00:33:40.550 --> 00:33:45.365
Yeah but I'm not saying like forever, because America has, like the strongest military right.

00:33:45.425 --> 00:33:49.594
The thing is, you're going to have those people who are so fed the fuck up.

00:33:49.905 --> 00:33:50.769
Right, but you have to.

00:33:51.146 --> 00:33:52.959
We also got this thing called martial law.

00:33:52.959 --> 00:33:53.924
I know that.

00:33:54.989 --> 00:33:56.493
It's not even the people that are fed up.

00:33:56.493 --> 00:34:07.869
It's going to be the abject fear that people have because they can't get on, and that's exactly what our non-allies want, Our enemies want.

00:34:07.951 --> 00:34:13.650
Of course they want to strike fear in the US, do everything possible because of.

00:34:13.650 --> 00:34:15.148
I mean, how are we going to react?

00:34:15.148 --> 00:34:21.447
We're going to have superheroes of LBGTQ fucking come up and what's up, Miss Lore, Fly with their capes.

00:34:21.730 --> 00:34:34.313
Right, but like what I was getting at is like so we have like the strongest military right, but we also the military aspect of that is the militia Like our people have always been the strongest, like the Second Amendment has always been the strongest part of.

00:34:34.333 --> 00:34:36.195
America Right?

00:34:36.195 --> 00:34:37.838
Don't we have the right to form a militia?

00:34:40.528 --> 00:34:42.233
Oh yeah, that's in the Constitution.

00:34:42.233 --> 00:34:42.896
That's what I'm saying.

00:34:43.105 --> 00:34:47.425
Well, yeah, as soon as you want to fight the guys behind armored tanks and stuff, yeah, go for it.

00:34:47.465 --> 00:34:49.757
But do you think society can get to that, to where it's?

00:34:50.059 --> 00:34:50.905
I don't think 100%.

00:34:50.905 --> 00:34:52.347
It's like that movie, civil War, that came out.

00:34:52.347 --> 00:34:53.268
It was terrible, by the way.

00:34:54.128 --> 00:34:54.548
It was terrible.

00:34:54.548 --> 00:34:55.769
By the way, it could have been so better.

00:34:55.769 --> 00:34:59.054
You know what I'm saying Great concept, terrible.

00:34:59.253 --> 00:35:05.940
They should have killed the camera crew right at the beginning they made it more of the aspect of the reporter than it was.

00:35:05.960 --> 00:35:06.121
Yeah.

00:35:07.188 --> 00:35:08.211
Than the Civil War yes.

00:35:08.344 --> 00:35:12.155
And that's why even the story was kind of corny and how they got to the fucking White House and shit.

00:35:12.324 --> 00:35:13.586
And they were like yay, let's celebrate.

00:35:13.586 --> 00:35:14.427
Fucking reporters.

00:35:15.188 --> 00:35:16.971
I agree, ben Travers.

00:35:16.971 --> 00:35:21.476
I think an EMP would cripple the country, but I think it would not do it permanently.

00:35:21.476 --> 00:35:25.782
I think you have enough capable people Like I'm not saying there's 100%.

00:35:25.802 --> 00:35:27.025
I don't know, I'm not saying there's 100%.

00:35:27.025 --> 00:35:32.458
The reason why I don't agree with that is due to the fact of how sensitive our power groups are.

00:35:33.224 --> 00:35:49.659
Sure, like okay, I see what you're saying, but I I also do agree with mikey about that sure, like it'll happen for a period like that period isn't what they think the period's gonna be.

00:35:49.659 --> 00:35:58.775
You know, like the period of like, like energizing, if you want to call that, like the getting electricity and shit back to like the hubs, like the important hubs.

00:35:59.992 --> 00:36:01.744
This is when Iron man Reveals himself.

00:36:01.864 --> 00:36:07.652
Won't take too long, but like Fucking, like Binghamton, like they're gonna wait.

00:36:09.130 --> 00:36:09.992
That's what I'm saying.

00:36:09.992 --> 00:36:14.753
Like you're gonna have these pockets, but for me certain parts of New York.

00:36:14.753 --> 00:36:19.184
It's gonna be bigger pockets due to the fact of See, but it's Northwest, it's going to be bigger pockets due to the fact of you go up northwest.

00:36:19.865 --> 00:36:20.849
But it's not even that.

00:36:20.849 --> 00:36:27.335
It's what happens after the EMP, because they're not just going to pop an EMP and then be like uh-huh let's see what happens.

00:36:27.335 --> 00:36:30.655
They're going to hit the backup of the backup Right.

00:36:30.655 --> 00:36:43.873
There's going to be things that happen after that, and our response how we handle the initial outage is going to dictate what happens exactly so they probably know that if a power grid goes out, they know what our backup plan is.

00:36:44.045 --> 00:36:49.572
And then, once our backup plan kicks in, boom another EMP well, I think they have an idea of the backup plan.

00:36:49.865 --> 00:36:54.746
I don't think they know what the backup plan is the way the government's going nowadays.

00:36:54.806 --> 00:36:57.472
I think everybody fucking knows the backup plan if I were in the position of whoever, I would throw the E the way the government's going nowadays.

00:36:57.472 --> 00:36:58.036
I think everybody fucking knows the backup plan.

00:36:58.036 --> 00:36:58.246
Well yeah, even Kevin knows.

00:36:58.246 --> 00:37:02.978
If I were in the position of whoever right, I would throw the EMP out, get everything going crazy.

00:37:02.978 --> 00:37:09.614
I would give it about 15 days to get people to go back on their feet and then I would toss All right, come on.

00:37:09.614 --> 00:37:15.056
And then I would toss another fucking EMP to get rid of everyone's backup batteries, backup jam.

00:37:18.097 --> 00:37:19.463
All right, you're done talking.

00:37:20.025 --> 00:37:21.532
Welcome to the TID show.

00:37:21.532 --> 00:37:24.592
You come in here and tell me what to do.

00:37:24.612 --> 00:37:25.356
He wanted his drink.

00:37:25.985 --> 00:37:26.889
You don't say come on.

00:37:27.690 --> 00:37:30.547
Jesus, you just say please, you just want to finish your drink.

00:37:30.547 --> 00:37:31.188
To prove a point.

00:37:33.434 --> 00:37:36.152
What yeah, they say, I don't finish my drinks.

00:37:36.844 --> 00:37:44.829
Well, ben, I can honestly say the people that were in charge during the covid pandemic really weren't leaders or in charge of anything it's.

00:37:44.829 --> 00:37:50.137
I mean biden was too worried about pardoning, uh, chinese sex offenders so so okay.

00:37:50.358 --> 00:37:55.012
So just an another wrinkle to the, to the drone story why you say sex offender.

00:37:55.032 --> 00:37:56.275
All of a sudden people stop watching.

00:37:56.275 --> 00:37:56.695
Is that?

00:37:56.976 --> 00:38:17.545
there's also a, a so-called plan um, to have two successive emps one to take out the grid, one, the next one to take out, like people that go up on generators and stuff, like a week or two later, um, and all that is supposed to happen before trump takes office.

00:38:18.206 --> 00:38:34.293
So trump can't take office because they'll implement the 25th amendment so nancy pelosi's in her garage and apparel I'm not sure what it is working on a pinch but there is a thing in order to get her into office, because she's the vice president you know.

00:38:34.333 --> 00:38:36.208
That's why, like I, I think, like fdr, like had that happen.

00:38:36.208 --> 00:38:36.672
That's with him right.

00:38:36.672 --> 00:38:39.550
Like that's why, like I, I think, like fdr, like had that happen that's with him right like.

00:38:39.550 --> 00:38:41.980
That's why he like stayed in office for so long.

00:38:41.980 --> 00:38:47.552
That'll be crazy if that happened yeah what?

00:38:47.994 --> 00:38:49.215
what amendment is it?

00:38:49.215 --> 00:39:03.436
The 20 something amendment where they can implement it in order to keep power of this current sitting president, even though they're the yeah, try to recite president, even though they're the, even though there was, they were sworn in as a transfer of power the other day there's a thing.

00:39:03.556 --> 00:39:12.193
I don't know the language of it, but there's a thing where if, like, there's a war declaration or something, does anybody know the fucking amendment out there?

00:39:12.193 --> 00:39:15.268
Regardless of term limit check it out, ben.

00:39:15.570 --> 00:39:16.728
Check it out, johnny Pica.

00:39:16.728 --> 00:39:17.791
Where are you when we need you?

00:39:18.351 --> 00:39:21.201
Like the sitting president Will stay in power and it won't be.

00:39:21.201 --> 00:39:21.704
Isn't that just?

00:39:21.704 --> 00:39:22.588
And?

00:39:22.608 --> 00:39:24.474
the thing is, it won't be Joe Biden.

00:39:24.474 --> 00:39:24.956
They'll say he's.

00:39:24.956 --> 00:39:26.065
He's too mentally fucked up.

00:39:26.105 --> 00:39:28.380
They'll shoot him in the face On the fucking east lawn.

00:39:28.400 --> 00:39:28.764
Kamala.

00:39:28.764 --> 00:39:30.452
It'll end up being Kamala, yeah.

00:39:30.644 --> 00:39:34.610
But yeah, isn't that like Just declaration, like we're in a state of war and then it's just martial law?

00:39:34.610 --> 00:39:36.492
See the problem with that?

00:39:36.552 --> 00:39:37.273
that'd be crazy.

00:39:37.273 --> 00:39:50.644
The problem with that see people could take up arms, then like I feel in this country at this moment, at in these times, like if that situation scenario were to unfold like that that's not good.

00:39:50.644 --> 00:40:04.733
Like you'll see fucking domestic terrorists terrible like people would be fighting a war on two fronts One one from the Iran, china, russia, whatever they're doing, um, and then with with ourselves.

00:40:04.733 --> 00:40:09.157
Yes, you know, um, and that's probably exactly what they fucking want.

00:40:09.460 --> 00:40:09.862
Of course.

00:40:10.264 --> 00:40:12.112
Well, the scariest thing is just that the borders open.

00:40:12.726 --> 00:40:19.838
So, like all while well, I feel like the borders been cinched, but I feel like it's like too little to see the video of the Cartel guy.

00:40:19.878 --> 00:40:21.661
He like just cut through the fucking gate.

00:40:21.661 --> 00:40:31.054
He like cut through the gate, didn't even come in, he just let all these fucking people in and then walked away and he was like he's like looking at the camera, going like yeah, but it could be a video of like if someone's fucking yard.

00:40:31.726 --> 00:40:41.300
You know like I don't know, like I believe half of what I see and like the other half I'll like sort of take a deep dive into and maybe see if it's credible.

00:40:41.300 --> 00:40:50.195
You know like I don't know, like there's so much fucking AI and shit out there.

00:40:51.746 --> 00:40:56.838
Pull up Ben's last comment because I think he makes a very valid point I put it up there already the last one, yeah.

00:40:57.097 --> 00:40:57.257
Huh.

00:41:04.485 --> 00:41:05.146
It says look at Cali fires.

00:41:05.146 --> 00:41:07.114
History of devastating fires, history of fires, history of devastating fires.

00:41:07.114 --> 00:41:13.596
I gotta keep on practicing that our government officials are either incompetent or apathetic to the people I'd say apathetic.

00:41:14.177 --> 00:41:17.168
I don't think you get into that and not be well, okay.

00:41:17.208 --> 00:41:19.474
So so the california fires.

00:41:19.474 --> 00:41:21.257
There's a whole other wrinkle to it too.

00:41:21.257 --> 00:41:24.193
Are they burning Diddy evidence?

00:41:24.193 --> 00:41:27.492
Hunter Biden's home got burned, didn't it?

00:41:28.086 --> 00:41:29.130
See, that's a stretch for me.

00:41:30.226 --> 00:41:32.070
I saw it, if they burned down.

00:41:32.150 --> 00:41:36.012
California to hide Diddy evidence, then I'm all done, and I said it too, man.

00:41:36.204 --> 00:41:37.871
I said that too, and now I'm not calling you to hide ditty evidence.

00:41:37.871 --> 00:41:44.172
And I said it too, man, I said that too, and now I'm just like well, maybe man Did Ellen's mansion go up in smoke.

00:41:44.172 --> 00:41:47.092
I don't know, but it's a curious thought.

00:41:47.092 --> 00:41:48.891
That's all I'm saying.

00:41:49.547 --> 00:41:50.692
Yeah, I think that one's a far fetch.

00:41:50.905 --> 00:41:52.050
I don't think it's far fetched.

00:41:52.050 --> 00:41:53.650
I think it's a curious thought.

00:41:54.365 --> 00:41:56.592
All I'm saying about it is hello.

00:41:59.407 --> 00:41:59.726
Hello.

00:41:59.726 --> 00:42:03.349
I'm Chinese All we're doing is crying about celebrity homes.

00:42:03.349 --> 00:42:05.052
Right now, I'm not crying.

00:42:05.492 --> 00:42:07.134
Well, I'm just saying who's crying?

00:42:07.134 --> 00:42:07.695
I'm not crying.

00:42:07.954 --> 00:42:09.496
I'm not either, but you know what I mean.

00:42:09.876 --> 00:42:12.619
You're crying, you're crying, I'm not crying.

00:42:12.639 --> 00:42:15.101
That's the whole fucking news cycle.

00:42:15.864 --> 00:42:18.307
It's like oh, Are you going to contribute to Maria Shivers GoFundMe?

00:42:24.135 --> 00:42:24.675
Come on.

00:42:24.675 --> 00:42:28.300
Donate to Maria.

00:42:28.300 --> 00:42:28.760
Come on.

00:42:30.646 --> 00:42:32.775
Did you see the Diddy phone call from prison?

00:42:32.775 --> 00:42:35.733
It was like the Pizzagate thing.

00:42:36.306 --> 00:42:37.731
Yeah, but here's the thing, man.

00:42:37.731 --> 00:42:42.432
There's so much ai out there right now I can't believe any of that shit.

00:42:42.432 --> 00:42:43.416
Yeah, that's the thing.

00:42:43.416 --> 00:42:45.286
It's like that.

00:42:45.286 --> 00:43:02.539
That's the problem with the world we live in now is you cannot make a distinct assumption or fucking decision because everything is fucking fake it's it's fuck, it's crazy dude it's nuts.

00:43:02.621 --> 00:43:11.708
You don't subscribe to the pizza gate I sort of do I I subscribe to the, the whole sex trafficking thing, but I've yet to see people get arrested for it.

00:43:11.708 --> 00:43:14.052
Big name people should be getting arrested for it.

00:43:14.052 --> 00:43:18.561
Big name people should be getting arrested for it because you know it's out there.

00:43:18.744 --> 00:43:23.496
Well, like a sweeping, like not just one, like 30.

00:43:23.516 --> 00:43:28.550
Yeah, dude, Give me a fucking give me a time of when the Hells Angels got arrested.

00:43:28.550 --> 00:43:31.672
150 of them got fucking arrested by two undercover guys.

00:43:32.065 --> 00:43:32.907
January 20th.

00:43:36.096 --> 00:43:36.657
Hello.

00:43:38.409 --> 00:43:38.951
I just don't.

00:43:38.951 --> 00:43:40.536
I don't see it happening.

00:43:40.536 --> 00:43:49.092
I don't Even with him coming into office, even though he said he'll reveal the Kennedy tapes, he'll reveal the UFO files, he'll reveal this.

00:43:49.092 --> 00:43:50.175
I don't see it happening.

00:43:53.666 --> 00:43:55.833
Well, let's see if he gets into office first right.

00:43:55.853 --> 00:43:56.916
Yes, first things first.

00:43:57.865 --> 00:44:01.134
Let's get to January 21, and we can talk about that.

00:44:01.434 --> 00:44:09.338
what he's going to reveal Did you see the congressional thing where they were questioning a judge about Trump's 34 felony convictions.

00:44:10.505 --> 00:44:20.690
Ben just so you know they did try to institute protective measures, but all that got voted down in a bill did try to institute protective measures, but all that got voted down in a bill.

00:44:20.690 --> 00:44:27.514
20 million dollars was allotted in california for their fucking hydrant system, I think something like that, and they said no to it, so there's no water going to those areas.

00:44:27.514 --> 00:44:32.170
That just seems convenient to me no, there's no firefighting equipment.

00:44:32.510 --> 00:44:38.639
There's 113 firefighters that were dismissed because they wouldn't follow the vaccination protocol.

00:44:39.324 --> 00:44:43.813
Well, it's also like the water you know where it's being diverted to.

00:44:44.556 --> 00:44:45.077
Hawaii.

00:44:45.438 --> 00:44:52.681
No, oh, it's being diverted to like pistachio farms and like dumb shit like that.

00:44:52.681 --> 00:44:56.793
Like I'm not kidding, wait a minute, are they sending water to Ukraine?

00:44:56.793 --> 00:44:59.251
Like I'm not kidding, are they sending?

00:45:01.398 --> 00:45:03.085
water to Ukraine, like I'm not kidding, pistachio farms.

00:45:03.105 --> 00:45:04.931
Yeah, why pistachios?

00:45:06.007 --> 00:45:09.711
It just happens to be what they're growing out there, you know.

00:45:10.746 --> 00:45:13.429
I mean, I like a good pistachio, but Me too.

00:45:13.590 --> 00:45:15.851
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news.

00:45:16.652 --> 00:45:17.315
I'm serious.

00:45:19.585 --> 00:45:27.387
It has been confirmed on the take a deep show that pistachio lives are more important than human lives in california.

00:45:27.606 --> 00:45:30.092
The price of a bag of pistachios just went up 17.

00:45:30.472 --> 00:45:36.554
Yeah, like honestly it would not the case it listen that would not fucking surprise me that's the case.

00:45:36.554 --> 00:45:40.302
Um Listen, that would not fucking surprise me.

00:45:40.302 --> 00:45:40.985
That's the case.

00:45:42.605 --> 00:45:44.472
Like there's no water because, Because it's different to the pistachio farms.

00:45:44.492 --> 00:45:52.251
You said that yes, because deals have been made in the past to give water to these farms, and one happens to be pistachios.

00:45:52.251 --> 00:45:55.253
Do you want to know who they made the deal with?

00:45:55.253 --> 00:45:57.827
Who?

00:45:57.867 --> 00:45:58.570
co-signed it.

00:45:58.771 --> 00:45:59.875
Gavinavin newsom.

00:45:59.875 --> 00:46:04.068
Oh, I like gavin's one of my, you know he's a good guy.

00:46:04.068 --> 00:46:05.431
You blame gavin newsom.

00:46:05.431 --> 00:46:18.461
That fucking cocksucker's gotta go, and and the mayor of la have you gotta go by the way, have you seen like, uh, like, I guess the mayor of la was like in canada or something while these wildfires were happening?

00:46:18.603 --> 00:46:36.052
like she flew back and some like british reporter like got her in the terminal, was asking all these questions about like oh god, like somebody, look it up on tiktok um british reporter look it up quick we're not gonna be able to after the 19th like, Like mayor of LA.

00:46:37.576 --> 00:46:42.693
It's so funny Like he asks all these pertinent questions and she says fucking nothing.

00:46:42.693 --> 00:46:45.271
It's because listen.

00:46:46.226 --> 00:46:54.014
It comes down to the truth of the matter is there are politicians who can give two flying fucks about human beings.

00:46:54.445 --> 00:46:56.612
They're like what the fuck is she doing in Canada, by the way?

00:46:57.244 --> 00:46:59.367
And you can tell by Dude.

00:46:59.367 --> 00:47:00.793
First of all, look at some of the bills that.

00:47:01.025 --> 00:47:01.750
Look at some of the bills.

00:47:01.750 --> 00:47:03.931
Canada's like Russia to me right now.

00:47:04.226 --> 00:47:08.947
Look at some of the bills that got passed in California about the human sex trafficking that certain individuals.

00:47:08.947 --> 00:47:12.938
If you're caught sex trafficking you can't get charged for this certain crime.

00:47:15.510 --> 00:47:16.512
It's a disease.

00:47:16.512 --> 00:47:17.614
It's not against the law.

00:47:17.614 --> 00:47:18.135
It's a disease.

00:47:20.764 --> 00:47:22.050
So a liberal is like I'm sure we get a vaccine for it.

00:47:22.050 --> 00:47:22.954
It's like COVID.

00:47:25.045 --> 00:47:26.090
Is it a respiratory thing?

00:47:26.090 --> 00:47:28.005
Being liberal, do you get?

00:47:28.086 --> 00:47:29.010
all nasally and shit.

00:47:29.010 --> 00:47:31.213
You had to see how angry the doctors got.

00:47:31.213 --> 00:47:36.952
The other day we took Matthew to the doctor and we had to test him for COVID and the flu and this and that and strep.

00:47:36.952 --> 00:47:41.519
So they call back a couple hours later and they're like oh yeah, he tested positive for flu A.

00:47:41.519 --> 00:47:45.623
I said 18 months ago was that.

00:47:45.623 --> 00:47:47.887
Covid no, why not?

00:47:48.329 --> 00:47:52.815
Because you have flu B that's why Should he quarantine or wear a mask?

00:47:52.815 --> 00:47:57.932
They're like no, I'm like, why not?

00:47:57.932 --> 00:47:59.248
You're not helping me here, people?

00:47:59.248 --> 00:48:00.112
What are we supposed to do?

00:48:01.505 --> 00:48:02.489
Give him vitamin C.

00:48:02.670 --> 00:48:02.911
Click.

00:48:08.905 --> 00:48:14.766
That's what happens when Maddie hangs up on him as he's asking the lady a question.

00:48:14.766 --> 00:48:15.811
She's just like my name is Jeff.

00:48:18.806 --> 00:48:19.608
Might as well have been.

00:48:19.829 --> 00:48:20.572
My name is Jeff.

00:48:21.224 --> 00:48:25.175
One of my sources just confirmed your pistachio water story.

00:48:25.947 --> 00:48:26.610
Oh well, yeah.

00:48:27.186 --> 00:48:28.693
I don't say fucking fake shit.

00:48:28.693 --> 00:48:31.494
I guess they own billions of dollars worth of California's water.

00:48:31.494 --> 00:48:35.070
So does like Harvard and shit Did you see Harvard also.

00:48:37.065 --> 00:48:38.710
Harvard owns water in California.

00:48:38.731 --> 00:48:39.251
Yeah, Time out.

00:48:39.251 --> 00:48:40.496
It was like recently Time out.

00:48:40.496 --> 00:48:42.500
They just bought billions of dollars worth of water in.

00:48:42.601 --> 00:48:43.105
California.

00:48:43.105 --> 00:48:44.028
How the fuck do they own?

00:48:44.028 --> 00:48:44.431
It's insane.

00:48:44.431 --> 00:48:44.786
How do?

00:48:44.806 --> 00:48:48.476
they own water Isn't that wild.

00:48:48.684 --> 00:48:49.728
How do you own water?

00:48:49.989 --> 00:48:51.193
Right Probably reservoirs.

00:48:51.373 --> 00:48:51.994
I can understand.

00:48:51.994 --> 00:49:01.530
If the water filtration system out there and you're the county or the state that does it, how the fuck do you own water in California?

00:49:02.686 --> 00:49:03.670
Probably buy reservoirs.

00:49:03.670 --> 00:49:07.465
Do you know about the train all the way up in Washington?

00:49:07.585 --> 00:49:12.849
You can't buy a reservoir Reservoir is fucking DEP shit, but someone okay.

00:49:12.849 --> 00:49:15.333
So I don't know.

00:49:15.333 --> 00:49:23.753
It takes some giant fucking lake that California takes water from Lake Titicaca, lake Mead, like I'm sure Lake Mead goes to Cali right.

00:49:23.753 --> 00:49:24.967
I have no where's Lake Mead?

00:49:24.967 --> 00:49:31.960
Nevada, hoover Dam, oh I don't know, but anyway I like Lake Titicaca.

00:49:31.960 --> 00:49:35.733
Like you got to think of that water, like there's a Lake, titicaca.

00:49:35.793 --> 00:49:37.456
Like a highway system Down in Florida.

00:49:37.577 --> 00:49:38.117
Minnetonka.

00:49:38.117 --> 00:49:46.951
You know you think of that water Titicaca Think of that water like a highway system, Like eventually you have like exit ramps and tolls Fuck says Titicaca you know like someone owns-.

00:49:47.304 --> 00:49:49.012
I want to send a rhino to Lake Titicaca.

00:49:58.264 --> 00:50:00.025
Like owns that shit you saw on the Joe Rogan podcast like Trump was talking about.

00:50:00.025 --> 00:50:00.177
They have a plug.

00:50:00.177 --> 00:50:04.668
I think it's like up in Washington where it's preventing all that water from going down that entire like Pacific Northwest, like coast too.

00:50:04.668 --> 00:50:08.585
Oh yeah, yeah, it's the reason why California is so damn dry.

00:50:08.606 --> 00:50:10.233
There's a plug, yes, like a bathtub.

00:50:10.304 --> 00:50:11.650
Yes, like Tom and Jerry.

00:50:11.650 --> 00:50:13.409
Yes, you hold the plug.

00:50:13.409 --> 00:50:16.949
It quite literally would just drain water, not drain water drop water all over.

00:50:16.969 --> 00:50:19.114
Does it have one of those big chain link things to it?

00:50:19.675 --> 00:50:31.552
Well, the way he was describing it, so you don't lose it, the way he was describing it was like, genuinely, it's like a giant version of, like a fucking sink plug yeah, that they have way up in the Pacific Northwest.

00:50:31.813 --> 00:50:34.407
For what, though, Well?

00:50:34.427 --> 00:50:41.809
because they have agriculture way up there, I'm assuming maybe pistachio fucking farms, but they have all this agriculture up there, and it's not.

00:50:42.672 --> 00:50:50.793
Ben says do not send it to Montreal because the tainted warrior will screw up with my mother-in-law's vibrating panties.

00:50:53.606 --> 00:50:54.349
Ben, what I want to know.

00:50:54.804 --> 00:50:56.251
The EMP's going to fuck those up.

00:50:56.251 --> 00:50:57.389
Ha, ha, ha Ben.

00:50:57.827 --> 00:50:59.114
That's a good one, buddy.

00:50:59.114 --> 00:51:08.454
Ask your mother-in-law if Trudeau leaving and a new guy coming in Is going to have any effect on the the sex product trade in Montreal.

00:51:08.936 --> 00:51:09.137
What.

00:51:10.085 --> 00:51:11.291
Whoa what the fuck?

00:51:11.291 --> 00:51:16.365
Well, they're in between now Fucking Trudeau bailed yeah.

00:51:16.385 --> 00:51:18.532
Does Ben have any inside info on that?

00:51:19.775 --> 00:51:21.429
Any news from across the border?

00:51:21.449 --> 00:51:26.773
Right Doesn't mean you call in, though Ben, call in this is fucking TID International.

00:51:31.106 --> 00:51:32.130
Come on, Ben, call in.

00:51:33.047 --> 00:51:38.512
I did get a notice saying if we don't make any phone calls with that number by February 7th, it shuts off.

00:51:38.664 --> 00:51:40.632
Oh well, put it up and Ben fucking call in.

00:51:42.606 --> 00:51:44.929
Keep the TID hotline open Right.

00:51:47.456 --> 00:51:51.465
There you go Call our hotline 845-842-1652.

00:51:52.364 --> 00:51:53.429
Big Billy where are you?

00:51:54.244 --> 00:51:54.826
We're frozen again.

00:51:54.826 --> 00:51:55.507
We're fine, we're fine.

00:51:55.527 --> 00:51:55.947
No, we're frozen again.

00:51:55.947 --> 00:51:57.972
We're all right, we're fine, we're fine.

00:51:58.713 --> 00:51:59.375
No, we're frozen.

00:51:59.375 --> 00:52:01.378
No we're good, we're good, we're golden.

00:52:01.559 --> 00:52:04.733
We're fine, it's when I'm going back and forth to tab.

00:52:04.733 --> 00:52:08.032
So I bet you that phone is not going to work.

00:52:09.474 --> 00:52:10.237
We'll call you back.

00:52:10.237 --> 00:52:11.159
We will call back.

00:52:11.525 --> 00:52:23.958
We're the only podcast that will call you Civil War.

00:52:24.304 --> 00:52:26.532
You gotta shut that door to white rhinos killing people.

00:52:26.532 --> 00:52:28.331
Dude he is.

00:52:28.331 --> 00:52:30.224
I know why you had it open.

00:52:30.887 --> 00:52:32.813
I'm like trying to figure out what the hell it would be.

00:52:33.065 --> 00:52:37.273
You kind of almost look like that alien thing underwater from the abyss.

00:52:37.364 --> 00:52:38.530
That has a spotlight on it.

00:52:38.550 --> 00:52:38.972
Do you have?

00:52:39.032 --> 00:52:39.193
any.

00:52:39.193 --> 00:52:41.344
Do you have any eye black?

00:52:41.344 --> 00:52:42.465
We can put some eye black on.

00:52:44.311 --> 00:52:44.893
Cut the glare.

00:52:44.893 --> 00:52:49.054
Can you get the guy in the side curtain real quick?

00:52:49.054 --> 00:52:49.836
Ah, there it is.

00:52:49.916 --> 00:52:50.338
It's better.

00:52:50.338 --> 00:52:52.313
Do you want to know why he keeps calling me White Rhino?

00:52:52.865 --> 00:52:53.766
No, just go with it.

00:52:53.766 --> 00:52:55.972
It's a cool nickname, just fucking go with it.

00:52:55.992 --> 00:52:56.813
Do you take rhino pills?

00:52:56.813 --> 00:52:59.878
No, no, what?

00:53:02.480 --> 00:53:04.581
I don't know, those are blue rhinos, aren't they?

00:53:05.382 --> 00:53:06.483
You should turn that light off.

00:53:07.083 --> 00:53:08.103
So how do you feel?

00:53:08.103 --> 00:53:12.989
How do you feel about Mikey taking the black rhino pills, the black rhino pills?

00:53:13.170 --> 00:53:13.351
Yeah.

00:53:14.688 --> 00:53:16.034
We could stop this shit right now.

00:53:16.034 --> 00:53:19.715
Like this conversation is over Idiot.

00:53:19.715 --> 00:53:25.139
It's so funny.

00:53:26.333 --> 00:53:26.817
It's over.

00:53:26.898 --> 00:53:29.248
I'm not talking about it anymore what did you get?

00:53:29.289 --> 00:53:32.980
what did you get upset because he's taking no, no no, this is.

00:53:33.260 --> 00:53:34.244
This is not upset.

00:53:34.244 --> 00:53:43.434
Oh, like is, come on moving on.

00:53:43.434 --> 00:53:47.784
That's your free pass, okay.

00:53:48.485 --> 00:53:52.460
Oh, no, no, no, no, no no.

00:53:52.742 --> 00:53:52.844
No.

00:53:57.295 --> 00:53:57.577
Look at this.

00:53:57.577 --> 00:54:00.193
Oh my god, you can see it on the screen.

00:54:00.193 --> 00:54:01.570
Look at that.

00:54:01.590 --> 00:54:03.992
Look at that gapper Jethro put that shit away.

00:54:04.306 --> 00:54:08.393
I say it's a reverse.

00:54:08.432 --> 00:54:13.253
I say, I say, boy, you got a purty mouth, boy, how you doing?

00:54:13.253 --> 00:54:16.025
Hey, mikey, you got a purty mouth.

00:54:16.085 --> 00:54:17.335
Can you whistle through the tooth here?

00:54:18.409 --> 00:54:25.331
No, there you go, that's it Alright.

00:54:25.331 --> 00:54:28.028
So, and now all these?

00:54:28.028 --> 00:54:32.596
Did you see all these fucking like Mayan and Aztec shit being fucking discovered?

00:54:33.498 --> 00:54:34.840
Again with the fucking, All these temples?

00:54:34.840 --> 00:54:38.411
Haven't we already disproved the Mayan calendar?

00:54:38.851 --> 00:54:39.632
Go Beckley Temple.

00:54:39.632 --> 00:54:42.496
Well, go Beckley Temple.

00:54:42.496 --> 00:54:45.711
That's from what are you talking about.

00:54:46.867 --> 00:54:48.271
There was another fucking.

00:54:49.748 --> 00:54:50.311
Crop circle.

00:54:50.724 --> 00:54:53.052
No, like Aztec fucking pyramid shit found.

00:54:53.052 --> 00:54:57.271
Yeah, you can finish it and it like it's like one of the biggest.

00:54:57.271 --> 00:54:59.012
I'll take the rest if you don't want it.

00:54:59.012 --> 00:55:05.969
I guess, like they said, there's like other pyramids, but if you take three of those pyramids it doesn't even fit into the size of this one.

00:55:05.969 --> 00:55:06.630
That's how big it is.

00:55:06.630 --> 00:55:09.954
I think it's the main.

00:55:09.954 --> 00:55:13.900
Whatever fucking pyramid down there in South America or whatever.

00:55:15.306 --> 00:55:17.248
I haven't heard anything new about anything.

00:55:17.449 --> 00:55:20.032
That's about that.

00:55:20.032 --> 00:55:21.735
That's all I wanted to say, nice.

00:55:21.936 --> 00:55:23.737
Nice, that was a good talk.

00:55:24.679 --> 00:55:25.440
My name is Jess.

00:55:28.105 --> 00:55:29.992
Those microplastics are getting to you, dude.

00:55:30.786 --> 00:55:35.311
Speaking of microplastics, here's a good.

00:55:35.311 --> 00:55:36.534
What are microplastics?

00:55:36.534 --> 00:55:38.568
All the shit that like?

00:55:38.568 --> 00:55:43.072
Anytime you drink plastic shit like that, what's the chemical that's in it?

00:55:43.072 --> 00:55:45.148
Light lithen, something it's the chemical.

00:55:45.148 --> 00:55:48.019
X in it Light life and something it's the chemical.

00:55:48.059 --> 00:55:55.958
Xanthan gum, whatever, it's the one that's creating shorter and shorter spaces in between your taint and your ball sack.

00:55:55.958 --> 00:55:58.710
You ever heard about this?

00:55:58.710 --> 00:56:01.007
No, supposedly.

00:56:01.007 --> 00:56:07.693
There's these plastics I forget the name of them that we're ingesting at a level that the next generation.

00:56:07.693 --> 00:56:14.074
Their sex organs are getting closer and closer together the more and more plastics that are found within.

00:56:14.074 --> 00:56:15.670
Thank God, I'm going to be dead.

00:56:15.670 --> 00:56:20.856
So then I'm thinking to the point where this doctor's like it's going to be like one sex.

00:56:21.958 --> 00:56:26.429
So, Are we getting to hermaphrodite?

00:56:26.429 --> 00:56:27.572
Is that where we're getting?

00:56:27.572 --> 00:56:28.315
So think about this.

00:56:29.784 --> 00:56:34.577
Aliens look like the greys or whatever, supposedly whatever.

00:56:34.577 --> 00:56:40.197
They have no sex organs and they're almost like you know.

00:56:40.197 --> 00:56:43.135
They look like they morphed into no penis, no vagina.

00:56:43.324 --> 00:56:44.289
The Charleston greys.

00:56:44.791 --> 00:56:45.273
Time out.

00:56:45.273 --> 00:56:48.094
Wait, you're telling me, there's a study.

00:56:48.396 --> 00:56:52.353
Yeah, that is measuring the fucking.

00:56:52.373 --> 00:56:56.735
Taint size, the distance of the taint.

00:56:56.735 --> 00:56:59.929
Yep, when you die.

00:57:00.505 --> 00:57:06.170
No, not when you die, or just like now, when kids are born, now, oh, when they're born.

00:57:06.170 --> 00:57:09.193
When they're born, they're becoming smaller and smaller, to the point of-.

00:57:10.007 --> 00:57:11.471
We're not going length.

00:57:11.471 --> 00:57:13.096
Weight color.

00:57:14.706 --> 00:57:15.731
No, we're going taint size.

00:57:15.731 --> 00:57:17.391
There's like fucking taint.

00:57:17.391 --> 00:57:21.784
We're throwing taint in there, yeah, taint size, and what do you identify as it's?

00:57:21.804 --> 00:57:24.014
like when war became a stat in baseball.

00:57:24.014 --> 00:57:25.889
All of a sudden we got taint size.

00:57:25.889 --> 00:57:28.956
Yeah, this is the TNT percentage.

00:57:28.956 --> 00:57:30.650
What the fuck is going on.

00:57:30.704 --> 00:57:33.012
Wow, look at this space between his balls and his ass.

00:57:33.012 --> 00:57:34.695
You know Shit, man.

00:57:36.166 --> 00:57:38.914
I'm telling you right now dude Rogan talks about it all the time.

00:57:40.168 --> 00:57:41.313
Is that government funded?

00:57:41.625 --> 00:57:43.210
Is that fucking government funded?

00:57:43.210 --> 00:57:43.974
I have no idea.

00:57:43.974 --> 00:57:53.056
And the scariest thing is like Like 8.4 billion for taint length the scariest thing to me is have you heard of xenoestrogens?

00:57:53.885 --> 00:57:55.981
It's like you know what estrogen is, you know what estrogen is.

00:57:56.023 --> 00:58:03.731
Right yeah it's a female hormone, yeah, but xenoestrogens are basically like if you know what amino acids are, so they're the building blocks for these hormones.

00:58:03.731 --> 00:58:13.907
So in our food today everything's pretty industrialized, so it's ultra-processed foods contain a lot of xenoestrogens because it helps with the chemical reactions.

00:58:14.309 --> 00:58:16.126
So the more we ingest, you're making more feminine.

00:58:16.146 --> 00:58:18.534
So we're all going female yes.

00:58:18.996 --> 00:58:21.144
And so, but over time, naturally the Y chromosome.

00:58:21.284 --> 00:58:22.007
That's the liberals.

00:58:22.168 --> 00:58:24.972
So over time, naturally, the Y chromosome is just getting smaller.

00:58:24.972 --> 00:58:25.797
That's just how it is.

00:58:25.797 --> 00:58:28.007
But now we're expediting the fucking process.

00:58:28.148 --> 00:58:32.192
You're going to be asexual, you're not going to have a penis or a vagina and no boobs.

00:58:32.192 --> 00:58:33.041
This is a real thing.

00:58:33.061 --> 00:58:39.532
About 60% of the American household eats just nothing but ultra-processed foods and xenoestrogens.

00:58:39.532 --> 00:58:41.612
Along with microplastics is one of the biggest parts.

00:58:48.625 --> 00:58:50.190
I'm going to tell you, Ben has it right.

00:58:50.190 --> 00:58:50.572
Here he goes.

00:58:50.572 --> 00:58:55.811
At least, if we're reducing the space between taint and other, we'll be able to fuck ourselves and we won't have to worry about alimony, child support, mother-in-laws with vibrating panties.

00:59:02.474 --> 00:59:03.315
Ben, I love you Ben.

00:59:04.177 --> 00:59:05.902
He's on point, he's on point.

00:59:06.003 --> 00:59:06.885
Top contributor.

00:59:09.239 --> 00:59:10.085
Ben's gonna get a shout out.

00:59:10.626 --> 00:59:12.208
Well, that's what it is he's saying.

00:59:12.208 --> 00:59:15.293
What he's saying right now Because he doesn't want to be kicked off of Facebook like he was.

00:59:15.293 --> 00:59:21.215
Maybe he wasn't contributing enough, I don't know.

00:59:21.215 --> 00:59:24.644
Don't look at me like I kicked this motherfucker off Facebook.

00:59:24.644 --> 00:59:25.307
I don't think you did anything.

00:59:25.327 --> 00:59:26.253
I think Facebook did something.

00:59:26.293 --> 00:59:26.715
I did nothing.

00:59:26.735 --> 00:59:27.820
I think Facebook did something.

00:59:28.025 --> 00:59:30.396
He must have did something completely illegal.

00:59:30.759 --> 00:59:33.753
Yeah Well, I don't know about illegal.

00:59:34.284 --> 00:59:37.949
Yeah, I mean he's in Boston, so most likely he probably robbed a bank.

00:59:40.746 --> 00:59:42.092
You know what I wanted to ask you?

00:59:42.092 --> 00:59:48.172
If society falls and it's a dystopian universe right Two dirt bikes.

00:59:48.353 --> 00:59:48.574
Yes.

00:59:49.034 --> 00:59:54.851
Honestly I already knew where you were going with that.

00:59:54.851 --> 01:00:02.916
Honestly like probably two of the best choices you could pick man Dirt bikes would be a very good choice due to the fact they wouldn't be affected by the EMP.

01:00:02.985 --> 01:00:04.972
They're a weed whacker with wheels man.

01:00:04.972 --> 01:00:09.733
They're not going to be affected by that, but you got to get no joke though if you're low gas.

01:00:09.885 --> 01:00:15.331
If you're getting a dirt bike, you need a dirt bike with like a fucking silencer on it, so nobody knows where you are.

01:00:15.331 --> 01:00:18.012
Well, I'm just trying to keep things safe.

01:00:19.106 --> 01:00:21.012
That's actually like kind of my plan.

01:00:21.012 --> 01:00:23.389
Like my plan is to bump start my motorcycle.

01:00:23.389 --> 01:00:25.813
Okay, my plan is to bump start my motorcycle, Okay.

01:00:25.813 --> 01:00:29.739
Well, so because, like, obviously the battery's going to be messed up so I can't use the key ignition.

01:00:29.739 --> 01:00:33.172
But if you toss it into first gear and you just run at it.

01:00:33.193 --> 01:00:38.351
Yeah, pop it, pop it, yeah, but like, if you get like, remember what was it?

01:00:38.351 --> 01:00:39.936
Delta Force, remember Delta?

01:00:39.936 --> 01:00:42.673
Force With the silencers on the fucking bikes, dude I don't remember bikes, dude.

01:00:42.713 --> 01:00:43.454
I don't remember sounds.

01:00:43.454 --> 01:00:44.916
I remember rocket launchers on the back.

01:00:44.936 --> 01:00:46.478
Yeah, but you never heard the bike like.

01:00:48.139 --> 01:00:49.161
No, I'm pretty sure you did.

01:00:49.161 --> 01:00:49.822
I don't think so.

01:00:49.822 --> 01:00:51.666
I'm going to go watch the movie tonight when I get home.

01:00:51.666 --> 01:00:53.809
No, you're not, I am Not even happening.

01:00:53.809 --> 01:00:55.891
It's on Netflix, is it really?

01:00:56.050 --> 01:00:57.253
Yes, is that Chuck Norris?

01:00:57.492 --> 01:01:03.960
Of course it is, but yeah, dirt Bike definitely Wait, can I?

01:01:04.000 --> 01:01:10.208
just be here to the left for a second Mm-hmm Best Chuck Norris movie.

01:01:10.208 --> 01:01:12.871
Ooh, there's a couple of really good ones out there.

01:01:13.994 --> 01:01:16.556
What's the one with him and fucking Bruce Lee?

01:01:17.358 --> 01:01:19.221
Well, that's Revenge of the Dragon.

01:01:20.244 --> 01:01:21.244
Revenge of the Dragon, Revenge of the Nerds.

01:01:21.244 --> 01:01:23.527
I got to go with that one man, no absolutely not.

01:01:23.567 --> 01:01:24.949
I'm going back to the dragon.

01:01:25.128 --> 01:01:26.630
I'm going Delta Force.

01:01:26.630 --> 01:01:28.773
I love Delta Force.

01:01:29.134 --> 01:01:30.434
You got the octagon.

01:01:30.434 --> 01:01:34.278
You got a force of one, force of one.

01:01:34.278 --> 01:01:36.141
You got force vengeance.

01:01:36.141 --> 01:01:38.550
See, I like the I'm not even trying here.

01:01:38.724 --> 01:01:44.478
So I like the martial art Chuck Norris more than the military Chuck Norris.

01:01:44.478 --> 01:01:46.391
I want to say that off the bat.

01:01:46.391 --> 01:01:51.465
Oh, lone Wolf McQuaid, I mean Jesus, god.

01:01:51.465 --> 01:01:53.106
So I'm going dragon, you know.

01:01:53.827 --> 01:01:54.327
Crickets.

01:01:54.327 --> 01:02:02.478
Really, I think you should go upstairs when we're done and I think you should pull up the octagon on your cable thingy and I think you should give that one a watch.

01:02:03.378 --> 01:02:04.440
My cable thingy.

01:02:04.440 --> 01:02:06.606
It's so hard.

01:02:06.606 --> 01:02:09.998
Should give that one a watch my cable thingy.

01:02:10.018 --> 01:02:11.764
So wait, we might I think we also wait a minute.

01:02:11.764 --> 01:02:13.208
It's true, they also totally forgot.

01:02:13.208 --> 01:02:14.771
Chuck norris will be forgotten by everyone.

01:02:14.771 --> 01:02:19.331
Yeah, I totally never, ever, totally forgot he'll fade away.

01:02:19.331 --> 01:02:26.213
He will never ever fade away you've heard it here first people breaking news.

01:02:26.213 --> 01:02:27.516
Tid show.

01:02:27.516 --> 01:02:29.259
Do we have a sponsor?

01:02:29.259 --> 01:02:37.251
A sponsor no, what do you then?

01:02:37.251 --> 01:02:38.472
What the hell did you show me?

01:02:39.514 --> 01:02:43.806
dude I, I showed you that like way before take back.

01:02:43.925 --> 01:02:45.371
Take back to breaking news right now.

01:02:45.911 --> 01:02:46.976
And I haven't looked.

01:02:46.976 --> 01:02:49.211
Ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news.

01:02:49.826 --> 01:02:51.070
Breaking news is the breaking news.

01:02:51.070 --> 01:02:52.273
Prior to, this was false.

01:02:54.766 --> 01:02:55.731
You just lost credibility.

01:02:56.346 --> 01:02:57.992
False reporting on the TID show.

01:02:58.445 --> 01:02:58.927
What did?

01:02:58.947 --> 01:03:00.889
you show me then Like breaking news.

01:03:00.889 --> 01:03:04.815
Pat may have just scared away a sponsor with breaking news, you know.

01:03:05.744 --> 01:03:06.391
How would I scare away a sponsor?

01:03:06.391 --> 01:03:06.675
Breaking news.

01:03:06.675 --> 01:03:20.798
You know, like how would I scare away, how is that hit the music breaking news ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news we have a sponsor we might not now like where the fuck does that come from?

01:03:20.858 --> 01:03:24.251
by the way, ladies, and gentlemen, once again breaking news.

01:03:24.251 --> 01:03:28.119
The breaking news of the breaking news, of the breaking news is false.

01:03:29.626 --> 01:03:30.748
We do not have a sponsor.

01:03:32.592 --> 01:03:34.056
We have a sponsor Breaking news.

01:03:34.056 --> 01:03:40.512
If you're that, sponsors out there.

01:03:43.547 --> 01:03:45.675
I can't believe you made that actually funny.

01:03:48.748 --> 01:03:49.329
Breaking news.

01:03:51.025 --> 01:03:51.786
Son of a bitch.

01:03:55.367 --> 01:04:09.175
Arrow, I'm shiny.

01:04:09.215 --> 01:04:11.077
Mikey does not see the humor in this.

01:04:11.077 --> 01:04:14.518
He's trying to figure out he's our investigative reporter.

01:04:14.518 --> 01:04:17.780
This is Mickey Blue Eyes, our investigative reporter.

01:04:18.021 --> 01:04:19.882
No, it's just all personal interest.

01:04:20.001 --> 01:04:21.422
And he's actually, he's watching.

01:04:21.603 --> 01:04:22.465
I see shit, Dude.

01:04:22.465 --> 01:04:24.233
One of my favorite fighters is about to fight tonight.

01:04:24.766 --> 01:04:25.784
He doesn't care about the fight.

01:04:25.784 --> 01:04:27.784
This guy does not even care about being on the show.

01:04:27.925 --> 01:04:30.045
I have a fucking devoted fan Pat.

01:04:30.045 --> 01:04:30.768
Breaking news.

01:04:30.768 --> 01:04:32.411
Who's fighting?

01:04:32.411 --> 01:04:33.956
His name is Luke Lesser.

01:04:33.956 --> 01:04:34.657
It's in the 1FC.

01:04:36.766 --> 01:04:40.677
Ladies and gentlemen, once again, this is the most breaking news in one episode ever.

01:04:41.744 --> 01:04:43.713
The white rhino just does not care.

01:04:44.826 --> 01:04:45.929
You have brain rot, dude.

01:04:45.929 --> 01:04:46.851
That's all.

01:04:46.851 --> 01:04:47.353
This is.

01:04:52.530 --> 01:04:53.572
It's on fucking repeat.

01:04:56.496 --> 01:04:58.338
Let the boy watch.

01:05:01.210 --> 01:05:01.751
Shut up, bitch.

01:05:01.751 --> 01:05:02.775
I was just about to hit him.

01:05:02.775 --> 01:05:08.911
Not tonight, kevin, I was creeping over.

01:05:08.931 --> 01:05:09.211
I saw him.

01:05:09.211 --> 01:05:10.155
I was like fuck this shit.

01:05:10.155 --> 01:05:11.972
I was like I'll go get it before he gets it.

01:05:12.425 --> 01:05:14.088
Oh, if you touch this, it won't do anything.

01:05:14.088 --> 01:05:16.474
If you touch this, it did, though no.

01:05:16.554 --> 01:05:17.034
No, it didn't.

01:05:17.034 --> 01:05:17.836
You hit the pad.

01:05:17.836 --> 01:05:18.458
Yeah, I hit the pad.

01:05:18.458 --> 01:05:20.472
No, I stood up and was like bink.

01:05:38.577 --> 01:05:41.262
Yes you know, all right, that's not.

01:05:41.903 --> 01:05:44.815
No, okay, well one one, one thing I wanted to go over.

01:05:44.815 --> 01:05:46.543
I want to see if you guys are behind me on this one.

01:05:46.543 --> 01:05:54.543
Nope In 24 we started to stay.

01:05:55.389 --> 01:05:55.931
I remember this.

01:05:55.931 --> 01:06:01.291
So, 2024, we pushed hard To bring retard and faggot back.

01:06:01.472 --> 01:06:03.811
Yes, and I think we were successful on certain ones.

01:06:03.811 --> 01:06:04.614
I believe so.

01:06:05.045 --> 01:06:08.956
It seems like it is back into the whole platform.

01:06:08.956 --> 01:06:11.349
Nobody's really batting an eye at it anymore.

01:06:11.349 --> 01:06:15.177
Yeah, you know you could be a faggot, you could be a retard, it don't matter.

01:06:15.177 --> 01:06:17.512
Doesn't matter, and it's not a bad thing.

01:06:17.864 --> 01:06:20.153
Do you have 2025 considerations?

01:06:20.425 --> 01:06:23.556
So what is the words we're looking to bring back in 2025?

01:06:26.804 --> 01:06:27.349
Well, it's not really a word.

01:06:27.349 --> 01:06:31.673
I want to bring back in 2025 people getting punched in the face.

01:06:31.673 --> 01:06:42.434
Just get punched in the mouth, for these fucking loud mouth, douchey, faggot, ass faggots that talk nonsense and yell and scream when they don't get it.

01:06:42.494 --> 01:06:54.509
Keyboard heroes yelling and screaming when they don't get their way who've never been punched in the mouth because if they had, they don't get the keyboard heroes yelling and screaming when they don't get their way who've never been punched in the mouth because if they had, they wouldn't be doing most of the shit they do, because they would know how unpleasant it is to get punched in the mouth.

01:06:54.528 --> 01:06:57.512
How great of a YouTube channel would it be?

01:06:57.512 --> 01:07:03.090
We send him out in like a diaper and a fucking, like a I don't know, like Cupid.

01:07:03.090 --> 01:07:04.146
We'll send him out like Cupid.

01:07:04.146 --> 01:07:08.077
And if you send him out like Cupid, and if you like him, if it's a good person, you give him a hug.

01:07:08.077 --> 01:07:09.751
If it's a bad person, you punch him in the mouth.

01:07:11.045 --> 01:07:12.753
If I can get away with that without getting sued, I'm in.

01:07:12.753 --> 01:07:15.009
That's what I'm talking about, right?

01:07:15.028 --> 01:07:16.371
there Bam, I'm in Boom.

01:07:16.371 --> 01:07:17.393
Millions of views.

01:07:17.393 --> 01:07:22.000
Little quick jip Boom, matty diaper.

01:07:22.000 --> 01:07:27.322
Why does it got to be dirty Right Just because it's?

01:07:28.322 --> 01:07:29.063
Why does it got to be dirty?

01:07:29.606 --> 01:07:31.041
Because you're looking to punch somebody in the mouth.

01:07:31.061 --> 01:07:33.152
Can I wear a holster with a bottle of scotch on the side?

01:07:33.465 --> 01:07:35.766
Oh my god, that'll be so fucking great.

01:07:35.766 --> 01:07:37.032
And the pacifier.

01:07:39.262 --> 01:07:40.628
The pacifier and a bottle of scotch.

01:07:40.628 --> 01:07:42.233
I shake it up, I take it out.

01:07:44.405 --> 01:07:59.815
You'd be like the dude from Roger Rabbit, the pacifier from roger rabbit the pacifier is tied to his neck so it like can't like hit the ground, so it's like six but it's really tight oh you can only get it a little bit.

01:07:59.936 --> 01:08:00.577
You're ruining it.

01:08:00.577 --> 01:08:02.748
You're ruining it, you've ruined it.

01:08:02.748 --> 01:08:04.414
No ruinedined.

01:08:04.454 --> 01:08:04.735
Great.

01:08:04.735 --> 01:08:11.275
No, I honestly think I think you should, if you can, videotape Just walking up to somebody Knocking them out Because they're an asshole.

01:08:11.275 --> 01:08:12.117
I want to see that.

01:08:12.648 --> 01:08:13.815
It's already on your Instagram feed.

01:08:13.815 --> 01:08:14.760
Yeah, it's.

01:08:14.942 --> 01:08:15.344
Most likely.

01:08:15.344 --> 01:08:16.390
It's all over.

01:08:16.390 --> 01:08:18.225
I mean you don't have to go far To see that Dude?

01:08:18.265 --> 01:08:19.631
my Instagram feed is bad.

01:08:19.631 --> 01:08:21.045
I can't watch it anymore.

01:08:21.826 --> 01:08:23.809
What I want to know does any of these people get prosecuted?

01:08:25.030 --> 01:08:29.957
No, bro, because, for whatever reason, it's like all in Europe.

01:08:30.519 --> 01:08:31.300
All these fucking.

01:08:31.300 --> 01:08:31.961
Is that where we got to go?

01:08:31.961 --> 01:08:38.494
I got to go to France and punch a fucking Frenchman in the mouth, because that'd be, awesome there's a fucking channel called Morbid Something.

01:08:38.494 --> 01:08:40.953
Can we get our sponsor to send me to Europe for that?

01:08:40.953 --> 01:08:45.148
It shows you really bad shit bro, we're still in talks, man.

01:08:46.371 --> 01:08:47.233
Yeah, how's our sponsor?

01:08:49.016 --> 01:08:52.927
No, ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news.

01:08:55.212 --> 01:08:55.753
No sponsor.

01:08:55.753 --> 01:09:00.194
We gotta teach Orbs about the art of sales.

01:09:00.586 --> 01:09:04.132
We have more information about the fucking drones than we do in a sponsor.

01:09:04.626 --> 01:09:06.233
You don't have to teach Orbs anything.

01:09:06.233 --> 01:09:09.614
Orbs learned that you can't show Pat shit during the show.

01:09:10.608 --> 01:09:11.613
Why did you show me that?

01:09:11.613 --> 01:09:12.074
That's all.

01:09:13.167 --> 01:09:14.125
Why did you show me that?

01:09:14.125 --> 01:09:15.671
I thought you'd get like a little boner man.

01:09:16.153 --> 01:09:17.930
I did, it was breaking news.

01:09:18.311 --> 01:09:22.113
You know, I didn't think we were going to run with it like this.

01:09:22.394 --> 01:09:23.947
And not for nothing it's been a while.

01:09:23.947 --> 01:09:28.530
You know he's getting ready to fucking jit all over himself, oh my god Fucking, release the glue.

01:09:29.965 --> 01:09:30.447
That's it.

01:09:30.447 --> 01:09:31.671
I'm gonna unload the glue gun.

01:09:31.824 --> 01:09:32.890
Just go in the woods, man.

01:09:37.365 --> 01:09:42.215
I'm gonna be so backed up, I'm creating like I'm making my own roofing shit for the apocalypse.

01:09:42.215 --> 01:09:45.418
You alright, you were gonna say something.

01:09:46.926 --> 01:09:47.850
Is he smoking a joint?

01:09:48.686 --> 01:09:49.551
What the fuck is he doing?

01:09:49.551 --> 01:09:50.630
Grabbing his fat lips?

01:09:52.065 --> 01:09:54.011
Just say it we gotta call an ambulance.

01:09:54.052 --> 01:09:54.413
What's going?

01:09:54.514 --> 01:09:54.814
on here.

01:09:55.985 --> 01:09:57.007
No, you don't want me to say it.

01:09:57.007 --> 01:10:04.539
Okay, nope, friendship's end, show's over.

01:10:05.385 --> 01:10:08.335
So if you guys haven't heard, go out and get your fire pokers.

01:10:09.819 --> 01:10:11.244
They're important, they have purpose.

01:10:11.244 --> 01:10:13.154
You're going to need that to fend off coyotes.

01:10:13.154 --> 01:10:16.234
You're going to need that to make Coyotes.

01:10:16.234 --> 01:10:19.215
Yeah, you're going to need that to get the quiche off the fire.

01:10:19.215 --> 01:10:21.751
Quiche, she's making quiche on the fire.

01:10:23.135 --> 01:10:23.475
Totally.

01:10:31.664 --> 01:10:32.934
Dude, if I have chickens, chickens, I'll make a fucking quiche fire poker.

01:10:32.934 --> 01:10:33.430
Added to go bag.

01:10:33.430 --> 01:10:34.166
Forget the batteries fire poker.

01:10:34.166 --> 01:10:35.813
I think next week I'm bringing my go bag here.

01:10:35.813 --> 01:10:39.944
Oh yeah, just in case nothing's happening.

01:10:39.944 --> 01:10:45.649
Next week, just in case yeah you're for the worst to happen.

01:10:45.668 --> 01:10:51.125
You know what I'm're for the worst to happen you know what, I'm not for the best to prevail.

01:10:52.451 --> 01:10:57.024
You know Like I'm not the worst to happen, but I don't think the best will prevail.

01:10:57.265 --> 01:10:59.313
Do you think Pat will get upset if I bring my gun next week?

01:10:59.713 --> 01:11:02.284
No, why would I get upset?

01:11:02.567 --> 01:11:03.997
I'm actually kind of disappointed.

01:11:04.018 --> 01:11:04.885
As long as it's not loaded.

01:11:06.070 --> 01:11:06.935
What's the point of having?

01:11:06.975 --> 01:11:07.036
one.

01:11:07.036 --> 01:11:11.070
If it's not loaded, I'm kind of disappointed Because, motherfucker the flowers.

01:11:11.972 --> 01:11:13.615
It's going to be erroneous discharge.

01:11:13.615 --> 01:11:14.438
I'm dead.

01:11:14.438 --> 01:11:17.951
You know it's happening.

01:11:17.951 --> 01:11:19.228
You drop that.

01:11:19.228 --> 01:11:25.734
Fucking MR Hits the floor Right in between Another two.

01:11:25.734 --> 01:11:28.971
Yeah, I catch it with this.

01:11:28.971 --> 01:11:30.355
I catch it with the gap.

01:11:30.355 --> 01:11:37.051
And that's it, and I'm like, oh my god, the curse is over.

01:11:37.051 --> 01:11:40.984
That's what I have to do in order to get rid of the curse.

01:11:41.265 --> 01:11:44.030
I hit Pat in the face with a hatchet to see if we could get another tooth out of there.

01:11:44.104 --> 01:11:46.073
Yeah, you're tempting fate after the flowers.

01:11:46.073 --> 01:11:48.890
I just realized that you keep saying shit's not happening.

01:11:48.890 --> 01:11:53.353
You're the last person I'm not saying shit's not happening, you're saying nothing's happening next week.

01:11:53.887 --> 01:11:54.801
I wouldn't say that if I were you?

01:11:54.801 --> 01:11:54.984
No, no, no.

01:11:54.984 --> 01:11:56.511
I have to be positive.

01:11:57.926 --> 01:12:01.828
It's hard to be Pat listens to Christian rock and practices positivity.

01:12:02.208 --> 01:12:06.074
Failure to prepare is preparing to fail, I would die for you, yeah.

01:12:07.396 --> 01:12:08.279
That's not Christian rock.

01:12:10.885 --> 01:12:14.671
It's totally way off the song, not even close to being the song I wanted to sing.

01:12:14.930 --> 01:12:19.639
Wasn't that a Prince song, I would die for you.

01:12:19.639 --> 01:12:21.666
Hey, hey.

01:12:22.909 --> 01:12:24.675
That was a good song, hello.

01:12:26.046 --> 01:12:27.310
Hello, hello.

01:12:27.511 --> 01:12:29.036
All right, it's time for us to go.

01:12:29.036 --> 01:12:33.890
As you can see, we just want to thank Mickey Blue Eyes For joining us.

01:12:33.890 --> 01:12:41.730
The White Rhino you know you could have talked a little bit more, but then when you got a little bossy about the scotch and shit, I'm like this guy.

01:12:43.390 --> 01:12:44.112
Thank you for having me.

01:12:44.273 --> 01:12:45.845
Yeah, no problem Big fan Arrow.

01:12:45.865 --> 01:12:46.287
I'm shiny.

01:12:46.287 --> 01:12:51.036
Thank you for having me, no problem, big fan.

01:12:51.095 --> 01:12:51.917
Thank you for joining us.

01:12:51.917 --> 01:12:57.029
Ladies and gentlemen, on another beautiful episode of the fucking Take a Deep Shelf.

01:12:57.029 --> 01:12:58.494
I can't even listen to that.

01:12:58.494 --> 01:12:59.448
That's just like.

01:13:06.860 --> 01:13:07.762
That's your line.

01:13:08.043 --> 01:13:14.109
Really that's your line, like that's your line.

01:13:14.130 --> 01:13:14.612
What no, I just could.

01:13:14.612 --> 01:13:16.016
It was because we've listened to it 6 000 times already.

01:13:16.016 --> 01:13:17.020
Is it because you had chinese food today?

01:13:17.041 --> 01:13:17.622
no, I haven't eaten well.

01:13:17.622 --> 01:13:18.104
I did well.

01:13:18.104 --> 01:13:23.284
Yeah, first of all, I do have beef and broccoli no, I got sweet and sour chicken.

01:13:23.284 --> 01:13:26.435
I just did not like the dumplings.

01:13:26.435 --> 01:13:31.889
The dumplings were not made, you know, like tight teenagers.

01:13:31.889 --> 01:13:33.511
You know what I'm talking about.

01:13:33.511 --> 01:13:35.113
What Excuse?

01:13:35.153 --> 01:13:36.015
me the dumplings.

01:13:36.354 --> 01:13:37.457
Yeah, what?

01:13:37.457 --> 01:13:38.518
You know what I'm talking about.

01:13:38.518 --> 01:13:39.019
All right, diddy.

01:13:40.000 --> 01:13:40.180
What.

01:13:41.246 --> 01:13:44.332
Whoa, we're going to get out of this real quick.

01:13:44.673 --> 01:13:46.318
Lion has to show the jackals.

01:13:46.318 --> 01:13:50.282
How old are you?

01:13:50.282 --> 01:13:52.885
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us For another fucking ridiculous episode of the Take a Deep Show.

01:13:52.885 --> 01:13:54.492
Kevin can go fuck himself.

01:13:54.886 --> 01:13:55.449
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From the White Rhino Until next time.

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Take it deep.